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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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SO SWEET.

3
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SO INNOCENT.

4
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SO --
TRAV, LOOK OUT!

5
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[ THUDS ]

6
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WHY DO YOU KEEP
DOING THAT?

7
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ONCE YOU AND LAURIE
HAVE A KID,

8
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YOU HAVE TO BE READY
FOR ANYTHING.

9
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NOW, IF THIS WERE A REAL BABY,
IT WOULD BE DEAD.

10
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I'D LIKE TO THINK,
IF IT WERE A REAL BABY,

11
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YOU WOULDN'T FIRE IT
ACROSS THE ROOM.

12
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Laurie:
JULES, RELAX.

13
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THIS BABY IS NOT COMING
ANYTIME SOON.

14
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I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL
THAT I'M PREGNANT YET.

15
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MM.

16
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AND THE GREAT NEWS IS...
THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE.

17
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[ LAUGHTER ]

18
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OH, MAN,
THAT'S PRICELESS.

19
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EVERY FIRST TIMER THINKS

20
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THAT SOMEHOW SHE'LL DEFY
THE ODDS AND KEEP HER FIGURE.

21
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BY THE TIME MONTH EIGHT
ROLLS AROUND...

22
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FE, FI, FO, FUM.
WHAT? FAT.

23
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[ LAUGHTER ]

24
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EVEN PREGNANT, THE KELLER GIRLS
ALWAYS HANG ON TO THEIR BODS.

25
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OKAY,
MY COUSIN TINA KEPT IT SO TIGHT,

26
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SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
SHE WAS KNOCKED UP

27
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UNTIL SHE DROPPED
A SET OF TRIPS

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IN THE MOVIE-THEATER
SNACK LINE,

29
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HENCE THEIR NAMES MIKE,
IKE, AND GOOBERS.

30
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ALL RIGHT.

31
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10 BUCKS A HEAD SAYS THAT,
BY MONTH EIGHT,

32
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I AM STILL ROCKING
THESE TIGHT-ASS DRESSES.

33
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[ Whining ]
I HATE EVERYTHING!

34
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♪♪♪

35
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WHATEVER. [ LAUGHS ]

36
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NO WAY!
I MISS YOU MORE.

37
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IS HE TALKING TO BOBBY?

38
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BLUE POLO,
REALLY COOL SHORTS.

39
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

40
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EITHER THAT
OR HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.

41
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PLEASE LET IT BE
AN AFFAIR.

42
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BOBBY SAYS "HEY"
FROM GEORGIA.

43
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HE'S DOING REALLY GREAT
IN THIS GOLF TOURNAMENT.

44
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YESTERDAY,
HE HIT THREE BIRDIES.

45
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[ GASPS ]

46
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HE MEANT THE GOLF KIND,
RIGHT?

47
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[ DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES ]

48
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[ IMITATING STOMPING ]

49
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[ STOPS
IMITATING STOMPING ]

50
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[ RESUMES
IMITATING STOMPING ]

51
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HERE COMES
THE LOVELY MOM-TO-BE.

52
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WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

53
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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

54
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YOU HAVE A RADIANT GLOW,
ALMOST AN ANGELIC --

55
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[ THUDS ]

56
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BABY SOCKS
FILLED WITH NICKELS.

57
00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:04,585
IT'S MY GO-TO WEAPON
FROM JUVIE.

58
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THESE ARE GONNA BE HITTING
THE FACES

59
00:02:06,957 --> 00:02:10,341
OF ANYONE
WHO PISSES ME OFF.

60
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[ Whining ]
BEING PREGNANT SUCKS!

61
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I'M GASSY.
I'M BLOATED.

62
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HONEY, YOU JUST GOT TO FOCUS
ON THE FINISH.

63
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YOU ONLY HAVE
ONE MORE MONTH.

64
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JUST FOUR LITTLE WEEKS, 29 DAYS,
696 HOURS, 41,000 --

65
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

66
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I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST
A WEE SCAMP.

67
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AND SOON, YOU'LL BE A DAD.
[ LAUGHS ]

68
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WHO'S ALL GROWN UP?

69
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YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP!
OOH!

70
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GRAYSON,
I BET YOU LOOK GOOD IN BLACK.

71
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FEELS LIKE A SAFE BET.

72
00:02:44,335 --> 00:02:46,707
BRAND-NEW
ITALIAN LEATHER.

73
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GOT IT FOR ME, BUT, UH,
IT'S A LITTLE BIG.

74
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PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I BOUGHT THAT.

75
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ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.

76
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JUST TELL YOUR STUPID STORY,
TOM.

77
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I WAS FEELING STAGNANT.

78
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WANTED A NEW TWIST
ON "CLASSIC" TOM.

79
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SO I TRIED
A COUPLE NEW LOOKS,

80
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WORKED UP [Scottish accent]
A SCOTTISH BROGUE.

81
00:03:02,563 --> 00:03:05,105
[ Normal voice ] EVEN BRIEFLY
FLIRTED WITH A FU-MANCHU.

82
00:03:06,146 --> 00:03:08,399
THEN I REALIZED
WHAT NEW TOM REALLY NEEDED.

83
00:03:08,399 --> 00:03:09,690
BACON?

84
00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,071
Tom: A PET PIG.

85
00:03:11,071 --> 00:03:12,813
I GOT THE IDEA
FROM GEORGE CLOONEY.

86
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I CALL HIM "SNIGLET."

87
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SNIGLET THE PIGLET.

88
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DON'T ACT LIKE
IT'S NOT ADORABLE.

89
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PLUS, I-I REMODELED MY GARAGE
TO THIS COOL BAR SETUP,

90
00:03:21,622 --> 00:03:23,324
SO I FIGURE WE'LL HANG OUT HERE
ALL THE TIME.

91
00:03:23,324 --> 00:03:24,825
I'M LEAVING,
AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK.

92
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[ CHUCKLES ]

93
00:03:26,086 --> 00:03:28,329
WHOA!

94
00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,671
WAS THAT EXPENSIVE?

95
00:03:30,671 --> 00:03:32,963
UH, VERY.

96
00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,795
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
WITH YOUR HANDS, ARE YOU?

97
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NO, MY T-BALL COACH
DIAGNOSED ME

98
00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:38,839
WITH A TERMINAL CASE
OF THE DROPSIES.

99
00:03:38,839 --> 00:03:40,220
[ CHUCKLES ] WHY?

100
00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,763
A MONTH FROM NOW,
YOU'RE GONNA BE HOLDING

101
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A FRAGILE INFANT LIFE
IN YOUR HANDS.

102
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM?

103
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BABIES' HEADS ARE SOFT.

104
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[ Whining ] SO HOT,
AND THERE'S NOWHERE TO SIT.

105
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WHY'D YOU MAKE ME COME HERE,
JULES?

106
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TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

107
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YOU KNOW, LAURIE, THERE ARE
A THOUSAND TERRIBLE THINGS

108
00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:02,573
ABOUT BEING
SUPER PREGNANT,

109
00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:04,455
BUT THERE'S ALSO ONE
AMAZING THING.

110
00:04:04,455 --> 00:04:06,917
NOW, WHEN A WOMAN HAS THIS,
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING.

111
00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,419
ELLIE!

112
00:04:08,419 --> 00:04:11,922
SHOW HER HOW A PREGNANT WOMAN
GETS A TABLE.

113
00:04:11,922 --> 00:04:14,795
OH, NO. OHH.

114
00:04:14,795 --> 00:04:17,378
OHH. I'M SORRY.
I'M PREGNANT.

115
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OH.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

116
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OH, MY GOSH!
THAT WAS AMAZING.

117
00:04:22,383 --> 00:04:25,015
OW.
I CAN DO STUFF LIKE THAT?

118
00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,387
WHEN I WAS SUPER PREGNANT,

119
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I USED TO JUST WALK
INTO STRANGERS' HOUSES

120
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AND TAKE STUFF.

121
00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,392
I BROKE INTO
A LITTLE DEBBIE TRUCK,

122
00:04:31,392 --> 00:04:32,853
ATE MY WEIGHT
IN NUTTY BARS,

123
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AND FELL ASLEEP
ON SOME ZEBRA CAKES.

124
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OH, HI.

125
00:04:36,236 --> 00:04:37,488
OH, I'M SORRY.

126
00:04:37,488 --> 00:04:39,069
I -- I'M REALLY,
REALLY PREGNANT.

127
00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:40,531
YEAH.

128
00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:41,782
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH!

129
00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,033
THIS IS AMAZING!

130
00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,035
IMAGINARY HAT.

131
00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,117
IMAGINARY MARACAS.

132
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W-WHAT ARE WE DOING?

133
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SO DUMB.

134
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"THE HULK ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH
TO BEAT UP SUPERMAN.

135
00:04:57,378 --> 00:05:00,090
BUT TWO HULKS?
PERHAPS."

136
00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:02,473
THOSE ARE YOUR THOUGHTS.

137
00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,096
'CAUSE YOU'RE A NERD.

138
00:05:06,096 --> 00:05:09,099
HEY, WHAT IS IT?

139
00:05:09,099 --> 00:05:11,311
CAN I BE TRUSTED
WITH A KID?

140
00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,933
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

141
00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,395
I'M A TOTAL GOOF.

142
00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:17,237
CRAP REFLEXES, CLUMSY HANDS,
ZERO COORDINATION.

143
00:05:18,198 --> 00:05:19,530
I'LL CLEAN THAT.

144
00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:21,031
I ACTUALLY GET IT.
[ CHUCKLES ]

145
00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:23,073
I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
I HELD MY DAUGHTER.

146
00:05:24,445 --> 00:05:27,037
YES, I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
I FOUND OUT THREE YEARS AGO.

147
00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:28,949
HER NAME IS TAMPA.
HOW COME NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT?

148
00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:31,291
I VISIT HER
EVERY WEEKEND.

149
00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,914
I HAVE A PHONE
FILLED WITH PICTURES.

150
00:05:33,914 --> 00:05:36,216
OF YOUR OWN ABS?

151
00:05:36,216 --> 00:05:38,629
DON'T LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S...

152
00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:41,552
[ CHUCKLES ]
THE POINT IS, I CAN HELP YOU.

153
00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:43,464
WE JUST NEED
TO BOOST YOUR CONFIDENCE

154
00:05:43,464 --> 00:05:45,726
WITH A LITTLE
BABY PRACTICE.

155
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CONGRATULATIONS, DAD.

156
00:05:48,729 --> 00:05:50,230
Tom:
A WORD OF CAUTION.

157
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HER FAVORITE FOOD
IS FINGERS.

158
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[ SQUEALS ]

159
00:05:54,525 --> 00:05:55,736
[ CHUCKLES ]

160
00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:01,321
MMM.

161
00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:07,157
Woman: WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?

162
00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:10,581
PRETTY MUCH
ANYTHING I WANT...

163
00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,416
...OFFICER...MA'AM.

164
00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:21,341
FIRST, I GET STRIPPED
OF MY PREGNANCY POWERS,

165
00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:23,424
AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY
A CITATION.

166
00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,215
ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS.
IT'S FINE.

167
00:06:25,215 --> 00:06:26,967
I AM MISERABLE.

168
00:06:26,967 --> 00:06:30,511
OKAY, I CAN'T SLEEP,
I PEE WHEN I SNEEZE,

169
00:06:30,511 --> 00:06:33,103
I'VE GOT SO MANY TINY LITTLE
STRETCH MARKS ON MY ASS

170
00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:34,775
THAT IT'S STARTING
TO LOOK LIKE

171
00:06:34,775 --> 00:06:36,647
A DIAGRAM
OF THE JAPANESE ALPHABET.

172
00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,188
I HAVE THAT, TOO.

173
00:06:38,188 --> 00:06:40,190
HONEY,
WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU.

174
00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:43,363
NO, YOU'RE NOT!
AND I'M SUFFERING ALONE!

175
00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:46,156
AND WORST OF ALL,
I CAN'T DO THAT.

176
00:06:47,488 --> 00:06:48,949
I CAN'T DRINK.

177
00:06:48,949 --> 00:06:51,031
AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD
THAT I WANT TO --

178
00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:52,292
YOU KNOW WHAT?

179
00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:55,295
ALL RIGHT, WAIT.
I CAN FIX THIS.

180
00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:58,999
UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR BABY,
NONE OF US WILL DRINK.

181
00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:00,801
YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME?

182
00:07:00,801 --> 00:07:02,463
YES?

183
00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:05,255
JULES. AWW!

184
00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,223
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE

185
00:07:13,223 --> 00:07:15,646
THAT YOU GUYS ARE GIVING UP WINE
TO SUPPORT ME.

186
00:07:15,646 --> 00:07:17,147
WELL, LAURIE,
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.

187
00:07:17,147 --> 00:07:18,479
THEY SUPPORT EACH OTHER.

188
00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,320
OH...

189
00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,022
NO MATTER WHAT.

190
00:07:22,022 --> 00:07:23,564
[ DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES ]
JULES, I ADORE YOU,

191
00:07:23,564 --> 00:07:25,866
AND I LOVE HOW DEVOTED YOU ARE
TO YOUR FRIENDS.

192
00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:28,278
THAT BEING SAID,
THIS IDEA IS HORSE CRAP!

193
00:07:28,278 --> 00:07:29,570
I'M WITH TOM.

194
00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:31,662
"THINGS ELLIE NEVER SAYS."
AM I RIGHT?

195
00:07:31,662 --> 00:07:34,164
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SUCK.

196
00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:36,787
BUT WE HAVE TO DO THIS FOR HER.
SHE NEEDS US.

197
00:07:36,787 --> 00:07:38,629
ROTTEN,
STINKING HORSE CRAP.

198
00:07:38,629 --> 00:07:40,631
[ SIGHS ]

199
00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:44,004
ALL RIGHT, I REPEAT.
WE'RE DOING THIS FOR OUR FRIEND.

200
00:07:45,636 --> 00:07:48,549
HOW ARE WE GONNA GO
A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT WINE?

201
00:07:48,549 --> 00:07:50,180
CHEATING.
[ GASPS ]

202
00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:54,054
LISTEN, WE JUST NEED A PLACE
WHERE WE WON'T GET CAUGHT,

203
00:07:54,054 --> 00:07:56,096
A PLACE THAT NO ONE
WILL LOOK FOR US,

204
00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:58,228
A PLACE
SO UTTERLY DETESTABLE

205
00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,692
THAT NO SANE PERSON WOULD EVER
CONSIDER GOING THERE.

206
00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:03,524
WHAT BRINGS YOU GUYS
TO MY PLACE?

207
00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,908
YOU KNOW,
INSTEAD OF POURING IT OUT,

208
00:08:07,908 --> 00:08:09,870
YOU COULD JUST
NOT DRINK IT.

209
00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:12,993
ARE YOU WEARING
A BABYBJORN?

210
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,786
DAD PRACTICE.
GOT TO GO.

211
00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:18,539
FOR A NEW DAD,
DANGER IS EVERYWHERE.

212
00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:21,461
I'M GONNA OPEN YOUR MIND
TO THAT DANGER

213
00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:24,294
AND TEACH YOU...
[Deep voice] TO SEE.

214
00:08:28,889 --> 00:08:32,683
GULFHAVEN IS A SYSTEM,
TRAV.

215
00:08:32,683 --> 00:08:34,224
WHOA. HEY!

216
00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:37,097
AND THAT SYSTEM
IS YOUR ENEMY.

217
00:08:37,097 --> 00:08:39,900
LOOK AROUND.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?

218
00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,902
TEACHERS? LAWYERS?

219
00:08:41,902 --> 00:08:44,024
PEOPLE WITH SO MUCH
ON THEIR MINDS

220
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,986
THAT THEY ARE OBLIVIOUS
TO YOU.

221
00:08:49,319 --> 00:08:52,072
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
THAT THESE PEOPLE

222
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ARE SO HOPELESSLY CONSUMED
WITH THEIR OWN LIVES

223
00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:56,366
THEY WILL WALK
STRAIGHT THROUGH YOU

224
00:08:56,366 --> 00:08:59,369
AND NEVER REALIZE
THAT YOU ARE HOLDING A CHILD.

225
00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:10,090
WERE YOU LISTENING TO ME,
TRAV?

226
00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:12,432
OR WERE YOU LOOKING AT THE MAN
IN THE RED SUIT?

227
00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:14,344
I WAS --
LOOK AGAIN.

228
00:09:15,886 --> 00:09:19,099
AAH!
FREE TACO AT SEÑOR CASA.

229
00:09:19,099 --> 00:09:20,350
THANK YOU.

230
00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:23,273
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

231
00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:25,185
[ Normal voice ]
I WANT A TACO.

232
00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:29,029
TOM, IF WE'RE GONNA DRINK HERE,
WE CAN'T GET CAUGHT.

233
00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:30,691
WHAT ARE OUR DEFENSES?

234
00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:33,453
UH, WELL, MY GARAGE
IS COMPLETELY SOUNDPROOF.

235
00:09:33,453 --> 00:09:35,616
TERRIFYING.
CONTINUE.

236
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,958
A-AND OVER THERE,
WE COULD USE A SECRET KNOCK.

237
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,162
WAKOW!

238
00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:44,795
UM, IT'S JUST LIKE
A SPEAKEASY.

239
00:09:44,795 --> 00:09:47,918
WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD WEAR
'20s GEAR.

240
00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:49,169
TOM.

241
00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,922
THIS IS THE COOLEST
YOU'VE EVER BEEN.

242
00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:54,975
Yeah!
NOT NECESSARILY A COMPLIMENT.

243
00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,347
OKAY.

244
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,389
IS THIS PLACE
ALWAYS THIS LAME?

245
00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:01,812
I DON'T REMEMBER IT
SUCKING THIS MUCH.

246
00:10:01,812 --> 00:10:05,395
UGH. I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I DON'T MISS -- WINE.

247
00:10:05,395 --> 00:10:07,648
HONEY, ARE YOU HOLDING
AN IMAGINARY GLASS?

248
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,029
[ Chuckling ] NO.

249
00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:12,072
THESE ARE JUST MY, UM --
MY LEGO GUY HANDS.

250
00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:13,654
OH!
YOU KNOW? YEP.

251
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,075
I LOVE THAT.

252
00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:17,117
RIGHT? [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
YEAH.

253
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,999
LOOK, THE DAYS DO GET LONG
WITHOUT THE WINE,

254
00:10:18,999 --> 00:10:20,791
BUT YOU FIND WAYS
TO PASS THE TIME.

255
00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:25,005
RUBBER-BAND BALLS, YOU KNOW,
SEEING HOW HIGH YOU CAN COUNT,

256
00:10:25,005 --> 00:10:27,838
FOLLOWING TOM ON TWITTER.

257
00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:31,131
IT'S JUST SO AMAZING
THAT YOU ARE DOING THIS WITH ME.

258
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,343
GIVING UP WINE
FOR A WHOLE MONTH?

259
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:35,345
MAYBE MORE!

260
00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:38,719
I MEAN, IF THIS BABY IS LATE,
IT COULD BE, LIKE, FIVE WEEKS.

261
00:10:38,719 --> 00:10:41,391
ONE DAY OVER AND I WILL PULL
THAT BABY OUT MYSELF!

262
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,435
I'M JUST KIDDING. GOD!
[ CHUCKLES ]

263
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:48,108
WELL, I BETTER GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

264
00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:49,359
SILLY.

265
00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:50,941
OKAY.

266
00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:56,907
THIS IS BERRIES,
AND I'M ON A TOOT.

267
00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,539
ONE MORE JORUM AND WE'RE
A HALF-SEAS OVER!

268
00:10:59,539 --> 00:11:01,161
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

269
00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:05,285
HELLO, JULES!

270
00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:08,048
[ SIGHS ]
DAMN IT, TOM.

271
00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,921
JULES,
HOW'D YOU FIND US?

272
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,552
TURNS OUT THAT BOBBY
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TEXT

273
00:11:12,552 --> 00:11:14,554
AND THINK
AT THE SAME TIME.

274
00:11:14,554 --> 00:11:17,888
"HEY, J-BIRD. HOW'S THAT SECRET
BAR IN TOM'S GARAGE?

275
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,390
"OH, WAIT.
JULES DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

276
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:23,263
SHOOT.
I BETTER NOT PRESS 'SEND.'"

277
00:11:23,263 --> 00:11:25,185
HE TRIES SO HARD,
BLESS HIS HEART.

278
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,686
Ellie:
YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

279
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:31,611
YOU CAN EITHER CRUSH US,
OR YOU CAN JOIN US.

280
00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:34,404
GIVE IN TO THE GRAPE.

281
00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:35,695
NEVER.

282
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,527
SUBMIT.
I MADE A PROMISE.

283
00:11:37,527 --> 00:11:38,779
BREAK IT.
I WON'T.

284
00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:40,620
YOU'RE WEAK.
I'M STRONG!

285
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,162
OH.

286
00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:43,703
NO?

287
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,205
OHH.

288
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,626
WHAT WAS THAT?

289
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,381
[ SLURPS ]

290
00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:53,253
WOW.

291
00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:56,837
[ Deep voice ]
GULFHAVEN PLAZA --

292
00:11:56,837 --> 00:11:58,799
A NORMAL DAY,
A NORMAL SCENE.

293
00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:00,761
NOTHING TO FEAR HERE,
RIGHT?

294
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,012
WRONG!

295
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,303
DIDN'T LET ME ANSWER.

296
00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:04,684
I WAS GONNA SAY "WRONG.

297
00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:07,437
[ Normal voice ] OH, OKAY.
PARTIAL CREDIT.

298
00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:11,191
[ Deep voice ] HIDDEN
BABY DANGER IS EVERYWHERE.

299
00:12:11,191 --> 00:12:13,774
A DAD
MUST BE ABLE TO FIND IT.

300
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,026
SO, TELL ME --

301
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:19,159
WHAT DO YOU SEE?

302
00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:21,121
I DON'T KNOW.
PEOPLE SHOPPING.

303
00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:23,663
[ Normal voice ] SHOPPING?
COME ON, MAN.

304
00:12:23,663 --> 00:12:26,246
YOU'VE GOT A CHILD.
YOU NEED TO FOCUS.

305
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,830
[ Deep voice ]
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

306
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,421
I JUST SEE THE PLAZA.
I'M SORRY.

307
00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:33,423
I CAN'T DO THIS.
[ Normal voice ] NO, NO, NO.

308
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:35,465
JUST -- TRAV, TRAV, TRAV.
L-LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?

309
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,637
LOOK, IN A FEW WEEKS,
THIS WON'T BE A PIG.

310
00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:39,139
IT WILL BE A CHILD.

311
00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,802
AND THAT CHILD'S GONNA NEED YOU
TO KEEP IT SAFE.

312
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,935
OKAY, SO, NOW IMAGINE
YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR BABY.

313
00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:48,308
AND LOOK OUT THERE NOW
AND TELL ME...

314
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:53,393
[Deep voice]
WHAT DO YOU SEE?

315
00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:55,485
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

316
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,607
TEXTING JOGGER.

317
00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:59,489
BAD SKATER.

318
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:01,822
SHAKY LADDER.

319
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,534
DOG OFF A LEASH.

320
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,457
AND A WAITER WHO MISJUDGED
HIS ABILITY

321
00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,039
TO HANDLE
TOO MANY GLASSES.

322
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,832
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
OH!

323
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,413
I DID IT.

324
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,085
I CAN SEE.

325
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,257
[ LAUGHS ]

326
00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:19,419
WHOA.
WHERE'S YOUR BABY, TRAV?

327
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,091
MY BABY!

328
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,343
MY BABY!
I LOST MY BABY!

329
00:13:23,343 --> 00:13:26,306
NO, HE'S [CHUCKLES]
HIS BABY IS A PIG.

330
00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:29,599
UH, NO.
AN ACTUAL PIG.

331
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:32,522
NOT A CHILD THAT'S SO UGLY
WE DON'T NEED TO FIND IT.

332
00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:34,434
I DIDN'T...

333
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,436
EXCUSE ME.

334
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,028
[ SIGHS ]

335
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:41,361
I FEEL LIKE I'VE COMPLETELY
BETRAYED SOMEONE I LOVE.

336
00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:44,654
ON THE OTHER HAND,
SECRET WINE BAR!

337
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,867
[ LAUGHTER ]

338
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,619
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

339
00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,211
G-MAN!

340
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:53,914
YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING
A SPEAKEASY?

341
00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:56,666
YOU CAN BE MAD,
OR YOU CAN DRINK.

342
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,418
OH, OKAY.

343
00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:01,421
[ CHUCKLES ]
MMM!

344
00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:03,423
OH, SO, TOM.

345
00:14:03,423 --> 00:14:05,966
WHAT MIGHT A FELLA DO,
HYPOTHETICALLY,

346
00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:09,139
TO TRACK DOWN A TINY, HELPLESS,
MISSING BABY PIG?

347
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,971
YOU LOST SNIGLET?
[ SIGHS ]

348
00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:12,232
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

349
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,853
A MINUTE AGO,
EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.

350
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,937
I WAS MR. POPULAR, DR. FUN,
TWEETING OUT BAR PICS.

351
00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:18,899
EVERYONE THOUGHT
I WAS COOL.

352
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,740
MNH-MNH.
WAIT A MINUTE, TOM.

353
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,442
YOU'VE BEEN TWEETING PICTURES
OF THIS?

354
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:23,904
YEAH. SO?

355
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,577
OH, HEY, GUYS.

356
00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:29,079
[ COINS CLINKING ]

357
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:30,410
[ THUDS HEAVILY ]

358
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,252
NICKEL SOCKS!
WE'RE TRAPPED!

359
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:35,335
LAURIE,
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.

360
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:37,877
NO MORE TALKING.

361
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,259
[ GRUNTS ]

362
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,091
[ MID-TEMPO 1920s-STYLE MUSIC
PLAYS ]

363
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:42,552
[ GROANS ]

364
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:45,505
[ GROANS ]

365
00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,467
[ GROANS ]

366
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,392
[ GROANS ]

367
00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:56,937
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

368
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,441
[ Sobbing ] PLEASE!

369
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,363
THEY MADE ME DO IT!

370
00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:06,366
YOU WOULDN'T HURT OLD TOM,
WOULD YOU?

371
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,293
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LOST MY BABY.

372
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:15,125
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME
AS A DAD?

373
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,957
SHOULD'VE WORN A CONDOM.
[ CHUCKLES ]

374
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,248
I CAN GET THE PIG BACK.

375
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:20,170
WHAT?
[ SIGHS ]

376
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:24,714
BUT AFTER I DO THIS,
WE ARE NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT.

377
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,851
I GREW UP ON A FARM.
IT'S SOMETHING YOU PICK UP.

378
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:34,854
WE KNOW.
FINE. WHO CARES?

379
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,819
SOO-O-O-EY!

380
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:42,652
[ IMITATES PIG SQUEALING,
SNORTING ]

381
00:15:48,828 --> 00:15:50,160
MY BABY!

382
00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:54,454
[ SQUEALS ]

383
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,786
LOOKY!

384
00:15:56,786 --> 00:15:59,669
NOT ONE WORD.

385
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,713
NOW FOR YOU.

386
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,386
YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE MAD.

387
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:09,049
THE NICKEL ASSAULT
FELT A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

388
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,390
YOU SAID
THAT YOU COULD FIX THIS.

389
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,641
WELL, I WAS WRONG.

390
00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:14,224
I CAN'T FIX IT, LAURIE.
NOBODY CAN.

391
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:17,057
YOU'RE EIGHT MONTHS' PREGNANT,
AND THAT JUST SUCKS.

392
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,978
I'M SORRY THAT YOU ARE
SUFFERING RIGHT NOW,

393
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,690
BUT THAT'S
JUST THE WAY IT IS.

394
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,812
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT ON
A BRAVE FACE

395
00:16:22,812 --> 00:16:24,064
AND POWER THROUGH THIS

396
00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:26,156
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE A MOM.

397
00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:29,609
TOUGH LOVE FROM JULES.

398
00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:31,281
MAYBE IT'S WHAT I NEEDED.

399
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:34,784
I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
SO WHINING AND MISERABLE.

400
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:39,829
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
JULES TO THE RESCUE, AS ALWAYS.

401
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:43,293
MOM, WE'D BE TOTALLY HELPLESS
WITHOUT YOU.

402
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,674
Laurie: WE'RE JUST SO LUCKY

403
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,426
THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE
TO FIX EVERYTHING.

404
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:48,758
AND, I MEAN, WE KNOW
THAT IF THERE'S SOMETHING

405
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,630
THAT WE CAN'T HANDLE
WITH THIS KID,

406
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,841
WE CAN ALWAYS LEAN ON YOU.

407
00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:55,845
[ SNORTS ]

408
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,978
HEY.
HEY.

409
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,100
YOU OKAY?

410
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,272
YEAH.

411
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,315
I JUST --
I NEED SOME AIR.

412
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,365
WINE ISN'T AS GOOD WITHOUT
THE FEAR OF BEING CAUGHT.

413
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:17,207
WHERE'S THE RUSH?

414
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:19,369
LOOK AT
THE LITTLE PIGGLE.

415
00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:21,161
Andy: HEY,
YOU FOUND YOUR PIG BABY.

416
00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:23,373
SO, HOW'D YOUR TRAINING GO?
PRETTY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

417
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:25,585
GRAYSON TAUGHT ME
TO SEE LIKE A DAD, SO...

418
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:27,797
DIME EYES?
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?

419
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,669
OH, WAIT.
HE HAS A KID.

420
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:32,632
HEY.
YOU GUYS SEEN JULES?

421
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:33,973
NO.

422
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:35,975
WHERE'D SHE GO,
AND WHO'S SHE WITH?

423
00:17:35,975 --> 00:17:37,637
I MEAN, WE'RE ALL HERE,
LAURIE'S GONE HOME TO REST,

424
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,229
AND, WELL,
WE DON'T LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.

425
00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,980
[ CHUCKLES ]
IS SHE ALONE?

426
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,313
NO.
JULES HATES TO BE ALONE.

427
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,775
OH, UNLESS...

428
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,737
I TOTALLY FORGOT
HE HAD A KID.

429
00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,189
MM-HMM.

430
00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:52,402
[ GASPS ]
HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BARB?

431
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:02,122
I FIGURED THAT THIS WAS
A GOOD PLACE TO BE ALONE.

432
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,913
WOW, YOU LOOK SPOOKED.

433
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:06,506
IS THIS ABOUT
TRAV AND LAURIE?

434
00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:09,509
WELL, THAT AND I LOOKED INSIDE
BOBBY'S COOLER.

435
00:18:09,509 --> 00:18:12,011
SPIDERS?
FIGHTING A SCORPION.

436
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:14,844
OOH.
OKAY, GO AHEAD. ONE PEEK.

437
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,560
[ Laughing ]
THAT'S SO AWESOME.

438
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,392
LOOK AT THEM.
LIKE, "I'M GONNA GET YOU."

439
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,274
"NO, YOU'RE NOT. I --"
[ LID SHUTS ]

440
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,526
LAY IT ON ME.

441
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:28,067
I'M TOTALLY HERE FOR YOU,
BABE.

442
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,571
THOSE TWO LEAN ON ME
FOR EVERYTHING.

443
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,363
AND IF THEY
CAN'T HANDLE IT,

444
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,156
I'M GONNA BE THE ONE
RAISING THE BABY. [ SIGHS ]

445
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,449
IT WAS REALLY HARD THE FIRST
TIME, AND I WAS YOUNGER THEN.

446
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:42,162
I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING 40
AND HAVING AN INFANT.

447
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,663
YOU'RE NOT 40.

448
00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,084
DID THAT FEEL HELPFUL?

449
00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:47,457
NO.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I SAID IT.

450
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,959
[ SIGHS ] LOOK, JULES.

451
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:53,132
WHATEVER HAPPENS HERE,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ALONE.

452
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,386
ALTHOUGH I MIGHT NOT BE
AN EXPERT,

453
00:18:56,386 --> 00:19:00,470
I HAVE PICKED UP A FEW PARENTING
TRICKS ALONG THE WAY AND --

454
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,472
DO NOT TELL ME
YOU FORGOT I HAVE A KID.

455
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:04,143
[ SCOFFS ] NO.

456
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,766
NO, I TOTALLY REMEMBER,
UM...

457
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,398
TAMPA.

458
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,610
THAT SHE LIVES IN TAMPA,
RIGHT.

459
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,402
[ CHUCKLES ]

460
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,983
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
LOOK, JULES.

461
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,486
THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE YOU'RE
RIGHT ABOUT TRAV AND LAURIE,

462
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:18,488
BUT THERE'S ALSO A CHANCE
THAT THEY STEP UP

463
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,240
AND SURPRISE ALL OF US.

464
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,701
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.

465
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:23,453
WHERE YOU READY TO BE A MOM
WHEN YOU GOT PREGNANT?

466
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,546
I TOOK MY PREGNANCY TEST IN
THE BATHROOM AT WrestleMania.

467
00:19:26,546 --> 00:19:28,918
RIGHT,
BUT NOW YOU'VE MOVED ON

468
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,501
FROM YOUR
COMPLETELY INSANE LIFE,

469
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:36,095
AND, WELL, YOU'VE BECOME
THE BEST MOM I KNOW.

470
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,097
OKAY?

471
00:19:38,097 --> 00:19:41,391
SO WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO
TO MAKE THIS WORK,

472
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:45,014
I PROMISE YOU...
WE WILL, JULES.

473
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:46,896
MM.

474
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:50,980
I HOPE SO.

475
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,314
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WOULD
CHEER YOU UP RIGHT NOW?

476
00:19:54,314 --> 00:19:57,697
♪ SHOW ME WHERE THE LOVE
HAS GONE ♪

477
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,280
SUPER-PREGNANT DANCE PARTY.

478
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,782
WHOO!

479
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,827
♪ TRY TO LEAVE MY HEART ALONE ♪

480
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,257
All:
♪ SUPER-PREGNANT DANCE PARTY ♪

481
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,718
[ CHUCKLES ]

482
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,720
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

483
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,142
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
OR SKYPING WITH BOBBY?

484
00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:25,645
UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.

485
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,308
[ SMOOCHES ]

486
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,400
♪ I'M GONNA TELL YOU
HOW I FEEL ♪

487
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,445
IT'S RIDICULOUS.

488
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,527
I'M DOWN FOR A LITTLE PDA,
BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH.

489
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,319
[ SMOOCHES ]

490
00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:41,240
[ GASPS, SMOOCHES ]

491
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,493
OKAY, I THINK YOU'RE GOOD
ON KISSES FOR NOW.

492
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,325
YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER
NEXT WEEKEND.

493
00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:47,246
OKAY.
BYE-BYE, SWEETHEART.

494
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,329
BYE.
SAY "BYE."

495
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,580
Tampa: BYE.

496
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,082
Tom: THAT'S A CUTE KID.

497
00:20:53,082 --> 00:20:55,715
YEAH.
SHE REALLY IS.

498
00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:58,087
HOW DO YOU, UH,
KNOW HER?

499
00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:01,010
[ SIGHS ]