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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,072 --> 00:00:04,290 Hello and welcome to the 2009 Los Angeles 2 00:00:04,325 --> 00:00:06,706 Gay and Lesbian Center dance marathon. 3 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:09,434 And remember, all contestors must register. 4 00:00:09,469 --> 00:00:10,840 Please fill out your paperwork 5 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:12,894 and you will be given a registration number. 6 00:00:12,895 --> 00:00:15,255 You must wear these numbers on each of the parties. 7 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:16,749 I found more safety pins. 8 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:19,053 - "Magician" by Terry Dexter - 9 00:00:20,576 --> 00:00:22,632 Front and back, front and back. Hi. 10 00:00:22,665 --> 00:00:25,640 Oh god! I'm so excited you came. 11 00:00:25,684 --> 00:00:27,401 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 12 00:00:27,446 --> 00:00:29,828 Listen, I hope you brought your dancing blownics 13 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,045 because Tasha, Jamie and I 14 00:00:32,089 --> 00:00:33,981 are gonna wipe the floor with you. 15 00:00:34,016 --> 00:00:36,792 Our routine kills. It kills! 16 00:00:38,128 --> 00:00:39,450 Do you wanna know what it is? 17 00:00:39,868 --> 00:00:41,012 Not really. 18 00:00:42,505 --> 00:00:43,773 Oh, I see. 19 00:00:43,808 --> 00:00:45,423 You're trying to psych me out. 20 00:00:45,457 --> 00:00:48,221 Acting like you don't care. I know you care. 21 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:51,050 Listen, you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine. 22 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,770 These your outfits? 23 00:00:53,816 --> 00:00:55,031 Don't touch that. 24 00:00:56,036 --> 00:00:57,303 What? Is that, 25 00:00:57,346 --> 00:00:58,640 is that all you've got? 26 00:00:58,675 --> 00:01:02,121 Oh, yeah, yeah. First of many. So many more to come. 27 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:03,462 Oh, good, 'cause I was worried. 28 00:01:04,715 --> 00:01:06,942 - What do they look like? - Why would you like to know? 29 00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:09,563 - Why are you so competitive? - Me?! 30 00:01:09,608 --> 00:01:10,830 What about you? 31 00:01:10,877 --> 00:01:12,630 Alright, I've got to tell you something. Come here. 32 00:01:12,676 --> 00:01:14,202 Come here. I have a secret. 33 00:01:14,878 --> 00:01:17,141 - What? - I plan to 34 00:01:17,186 --> 00:01:19,253 sweep this thing, okay? 35 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:22,391 Win all three competitions, best dance, most money raised, 36 00:01:22,426 --> 00:01:24,821 - last couple standing. - Last couple standing? 37 00:01:24,857 --> 00:01:26,332 - You know, for charity. - Okay. 38 00:01:26,928 --> 00:01:27,903 You're good? 39 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:30,483 - Don't tell anybody. - No. 40 00:01:35,156 --> 00:01:36,530 Look at what you've done. 41 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:38,961 I know, right? 42 00:01:42,578 --> 00:01:44,411 Aw, so cute. Okay. 43 00:01:44,457 --> 00:01:46,531 - Okay, what did I say? - Bette? 44 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:49,771 Hey! Oh god, I'm so sorry. I kinda forgot to call you back. 45 00:01:49,816 --> 00:01:51,063 I just that I had a 46 00:01:51,098 --> 00:01:53,740 major collector on the other line. I just got distracted. 47 00:01:53,786 --> 00:01:55,341 - I'm sorry. - Is Tina here? 48 00:01:56,017 --> 00:01:58,173 She's on her way. She just had a meeting. 49 00:01:58,207 --> 00:01:59,973 Can I, can I, can I... 50 00:02:01,056 --> 00:02:03,400 I would like to talk to you privately, please. 51 00:02:04,606 --> 00:02:05,483 Sure. 52 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,320 For me? Thanks. 53 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,120 Did you tell her what happened? 54 00:02:12,156 --> 00:02:14,782 - When? - After the opening. 55 00:02:14,818 --> 00:02:16,401 When she was out of town. 56 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:18,381 Yeah, I told her all about it. 57 00:02:18,425 --> 00:02:20,040 You told her about you and Kelly? 58 00:02:20,777 --> 00:02:23,670 How she came back to you house and you had sex with her? 59 00:02:25,418 --> 00:02:26,941 What? 60 00:02:28,057 --> 00:02:30,790 It's not funny. I saw you through the window. 61 00:02:31,535 --> 00:02:33,251 You weren't even trying to hide it, Bette. 62 00:02:33,276 --> 00:02:35,542 Look, I don't know what you think you saw, but I can tell you 63 00:02:35,575 --> 00:02:37,550 that however it appeared, nothing happened. 64 00:02:37,607 --> 00:02:39,492 - Then what did I see, Bette? - I don't know. You tell me. 65 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:40,871 What did you see, Jenny? 66 00:02:42,878 --> 00:02:44,503 I know this is hard. 67 00:02:45,126 --> 00:02:47,202 And I know that you're trying to be better, 68 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:49,593 - and this isn't easy... - Look, nothing happened. 69 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:52,280 Kelly came over, she was drunk, she spilled her drink, 70 00:02:52,327 --> 00:02:53,931 I cleaned it up, that's the end of the story. 71 00:02:54,018 --> 00:02:56,001 - Let it go. - Tina's my friend. 72 00:02:58,536 --> 00:03:01,641 You know how it works. People find out about these things. 73 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:06,380 How did it go? 74 00:03:06,418 --> 00:03:07,921 Good. Really good. 75 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:10,983 - I'll tell you about it later. - Okay. Great. 76 00:03:11,666 --> 00:03:13,601 I think we should get you registered. 77 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:14,702 - Come on. - Okay. 78 00:03:15,265 --> 00:03:16,440 Where do I sign up? 79 00:04:22,058 --> 00:04:23,442 {\a6}Five minutes from here. 80 00:04:23,485 --> 00:04:25,690 {\a6}Our first decade is the seventies. 81 00:04:25,726 --> 00:04:27,060 {\a6}Please stay ??? 82 00:04:27,065 --> 00:04:29,161 {\a6}to designate an aera for your posessions. 83 00:04:29,197 --> 00:04:30,320 {\a6}Weezie promised she would have the guest bedroom 84 00:04:30,326 --> 00:04:31,523 {\a6}ready by the end of the week. 85 00:04:31,546 --> 00:04:33,222 {\a6}I think when that's finished, 86 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:34,363 {\a6}we should just move in upstairs. 87 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:36,293 {\a6}We can finally have a little bit of privacy. 88 00:04:37,037 --> 00:04:38,722 {\a6}Bette, he offered me a job. 89 00:04:38,765 --> 00:04:41,180 {\a6}- James Chamas? - Head of production. 90 00:04:42,597 --> 00:04:44,903 {\a6}For Focus Features? That's fucking fantastic! 91 00:04:44,925 --> 00:04:47,740 {\a6}- Did you know that he'd... - No, no, no, I had no idea. 92 00:04:47,776 --> 00:04:49,750 {\a6}We were in our meeting and 93 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:52,893 {\a6}he starts asking me questions about producer credits and, 94 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:55,231 {\a6}I don't know! He just looks at me all of a sudden and he says, 95 00:04:55,268 --> 00:04:57,233 {\a6}"Hey, are you happy at Shaolin?" and 96 00:04:57,267 --> 00:04:59,022 {\a6}he knows everything that's going on, 97 00:04:59,055 --> 00:05:00,750 {\a6}he's totally cool about everything and, 98 00:05:01,297 --> 00:05:03,533 {\a6}bam! He just offers me a job, right there. 99 00:05:03,577 --> 00:05:08,373 {\a6}Shut up! Oh my god! You are such a fucking rock star! 100 00:05:09,845 --> 00:05:11,221 {\a6}It's in New York. 101 00:05:11,938 --> 00:05:13,263 {\a6}The job's in New York. 102 00:05:14,088 --> 00:05:15,772 {\a6}They want you to move to New York? 103 00:05:15,808 --> 00:05:17,400 Who's moving to New York? 104 00:05:17,856 --> 00:05:19,202 Not you, guys. 105 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,212 No one, no one. We were just... 106 00:05:21,217 --> 00:05:23,362 - I got offered a job and... - Right. 107 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:24,841 I'm not gonna take it. 108 00:05:28,035 --> 00:05:30,043 - I'm not. - We still have to talk about it. 109 00:05:30,046 --> 00:05:31,813 Yeah, you do have to talk about it. 110 00:05:32,705 --> 00:05:35,032 Look, our life is here. We live here, okay? 111 00:05:35,066 --> 00:05:37,220 - It's crazy. It's crazy. - Your friends are here. Hello? 112 00:05:37,268 --> 00:05:38,211 God! 113 00:05:39,066 --> 00:05:40,863 And Bette, by the way your work is here. 114 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,070 You just set a really big gallery opening. 115 00:05:43,105 --> 00:05:44,981 And we just rebuilt our house. 116 00:05:45,025 --> 00:05:47,523 Yeah, about that, you guys. Can we talk? 117 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:49,680 Are you really sure you wanna have this girl moving with you? 118 00:05:50,086 --> 00:05:52,380 This girl is our birthmother, okay? 119 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:54,663 Her name is Marci, and we're picking her up tomorrow, 120 00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:56,251 - at 7' in the morning. - At 7' in the morning. 121 00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:58,811 That's why we can't stay for the whole marathon. 122 00:05:58,875 --> 00:05:59,980 Are you sure about that? 123 00:06:00,846 --> 00:06:02,102 Why? What are you trying to say? 124 00:06:02,147 --> 00:06:03,802 Have you not seen "Baby Mama"? 125 00:06:03,836 --> 00:06:05,631 Oh my god, it is so truthful, it's like, 126 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:08,031 you're all gonna start happy and then before you know it 127 00:06:08,078 --> 00:06:09,731 you'll be waiting on her hand and foot. 128 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:12,162 You're gonna be scared to have sex in your own house. 129 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:15,592 And she's a teenager. She's gonna hate you guys out of principle. 130 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,163 You know what? She's 22 years old. 131 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:19,991 Okay, so she's gonna wanna down like 50 beers after dinner 132 00:06:20,028 --> 00:06:21,283 and you can't stop her. 133 00:06:21,327 --> 00:06:23,140 - Or worse... - What? 134 00:06:23,888 --> 00:06:26,122 One of you guys could end up having an affair with her. 135 00:06:26,828 --> 00:06:28,512 Oh my god! 136 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,373 You guys, you could get on 137 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:33,102 loss in these muchy mama feelings and 138 00:06:33,167 --> 00:06:35,043 suck it to her one night. 139 00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:37,262 - Okay, that's enough. - I'm just saying 140 00:06:37,298 --> 00:06:39,703 - it's a possibility. - No, it's not a possibility. 141 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:40,611 I'm not some 142 00:06:40,645 --> 00:06:43,093 fucking loose canon that just fucks everything that walks, okay? 143 00:06:43,135 --> 00:06:44,320 I can be trusted. 144 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,931 I didn't say it was gonna be you. 145 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,778 Is Marci hot? 146 00:06:52,524 --> 00:06:54,325 - Oh, you guys, you are... - Freaking stop it! 147 00:06:54,359 --> 00:06:56,061 You're bringing me down, M'am. 148 00:06:56,568 --> 00:06:58,763 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 149 00:06:58,808 --> 00:07:01,201 your mister of ceremony for the evening... 150 00:07:01,236 --> 00:07:02,260 Peace, my sisters. 151 00:07:02,305 --> 00:07:04,172 - Sunset Boulevard! - Peace. 152 00:07:04,177 --> 00:07:05,432 Alright, good evening! 153 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,870 - "The City Sleeps" by The Charmless Hearts - 154 00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:10,661 I see this goal here is empty. 155 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,253 But we'll fill it up, right? 156 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:13,771 We'll fill it up, alright. 157 00:07:13,817 --> 00:07:15,453 Oh, here we go. 158 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,771 We are gonna fill it all... 159 00:07:19,617 --> 00:07:21,683 Look at you. 160 00:07:21,777 --> 00:07:24,270 That's my "Studio 54" look. 161 00:07:27,068 --> 00:07:28,510 Give what you can. 162 00:07:28,545 --> 00:07:30,161 Look, I'm sorry 163 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,063 about everything with Dylan. 164 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:35,843 I feel like we, 165 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,991 we pushed you into it. 166 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,981 Thank you for apologizing, but, 167 00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:46,160 I was complicit. I wanted to know. 168 00:07:46,397 --> 00:07:47,570 Great. 169 00:07:52,268 --> 00:07:53,703 She's in love with you. 170 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:56,243 I'm gonna love you, ladies and gentlemen. Let's do this. 171 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,101 Then where is she? 172 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,063 Now it's my great pleasure 173 00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:02,091 to introduce you to the director of 174 00:08:02,155 --> 00:08:04,541 Children, Youth and Family Services 175 00:08:04,575 --> 00:08:06,800 at the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center, 176 00:08:07,597 --> 00:08:08,560 Miss Jamie Chen. 177 00:08:14,646 --> 00:08:17,142 - Wow, thank you guys so much. - Here. 178 00:08:17,177 --> 00:08:18,961 - Thank you. - Come on. 179 00:08:19,545 --> 00:08:21,623 There are thousands of lesbian and gay 180 00:08:21,628 --> 00:08:23,961 and bisexual and transgender young people 181 00:08:23,995 --> 00:08:26,121 living on the streets of Los Angeles. 182 00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:28,170 But we're here for them to get them off the streets, 183 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,373 provide them food, shelter, and counceling, 184 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,381 and just let them know that they're not alone. 185 00:08:32,456 --> 00:08:34,962 We are a family and we stick together. 186 00:08:38,577 --> 00:08:41,031 Okay. I would like to introduce you now to someone 187 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:44,152 who's had a huge impact in making this event possible, 188 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:47,573 our honoring co-chair and I'm really proud to say my friend, 189 00:08:47,615 --> 00:08:49,223 Alice Pieszecki. 190 00:08:56,808 --> 00:08:58,751 Thank you so much. I am not gonna bore you 191 00:08:58,787 --> 00:09:01,122 with a really long story. I will give you the overview. 192 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,881 Some of you might know that 193 00:09:02,896 --> 00:09:06,070 I received a letter that I read to millions of people on the air 194 00:09:06,105 --> 00:09:07,233 when I worked on "The Look", 195 00:09:07,276 --> 00:09:09,431 and since then I have lost my job, 196 00:09:11,048 --> 00:09:12,922 I met a really good friend, 197 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:15,032 I love my girlfriend more than ever and 198 00:09:15,065 --> 00:09:17,483 I owe this all to someone very special. 199 00:09:17,527 --> 00:09:19,631 There, I see you. Marie, come here. 200 00:09:22,017 --> 00:09:23,983 - Say hi. - Hi. 201 00:09:24,027 --> 00:09:27,803 Mary taught me something very important and that's that 202 00:09:27,837 --> 00:09:29,322 it's not a one-way street. 203 00:09:29,578 --> 00:09:31,631 We can really influence these kids, but 204 00:09:31,668 --> 00:09:33,850 if you give them two seconds of your time, 205 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:35,480 they can really turn your life around. 206 00:09:35,515 --> 00:09:37,631 And so I just wanted to thank you for coming into my life, Marie. 207 00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:38,652 Thank you. 208 00:09:42,527 --> 00:09:46,210 Okay, our goal tonight is to raise 250,000 dollars 209 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:47,803 for the Jeff Griffith Youth Center. 210 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,611 Yes. I know you're all here to have fun and dance 211 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,281 and that's great, but we also wanna encourage you 212 00:09:52,318 --> 00:09:54,652 to be very generous. So if you feel like pledging, 213 00:09:54,686 --> 00:09:56,713 please come up on the stage, grap a microphone 214 00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:57,820 and pledge. 215 00:10:02,628 --> 00:10:04,743 So who wants to set the tone? 216 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,353 We do. 217 00:10:06,385 --> 00:10:08,122 - We do? - Yeah, we do. 218 00:10:10,096 --> 00:10:11,930 Bette and Tina, my really good friends. 219 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,110 They're amazing. 220 00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:23,650 How much are you gonna donate? 221 00:10:24,388 --> 00:10:26,720 We pledge 1,500 dollars. 222 00:10:26,765 --> 00:10:29,622 Wow! That's amazing! 223 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,653 Is this... Isn't this easy? 224 00:10:33,695 --> 00:10:36,192 You just come so you can pick a microphone, 225 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,503 visualize the amount of money you can give, 226 00:10:38,536 --> 00:10:41,111 and just shut out a number. 227 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,013 Ladies and gentlemen, 228 00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,101 I'd like to bring to the stage 229 00:10:47,135 --> 00:10:51,201 the beautiful, the mystical, the incomparable 230 00:10:51,508 --> 00:10:53,030 Miss Kit Porter. 231 00:11:00,478 --> 00:11:02,072 Oh my, my, my, look at you. 232 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:03,980 Oh no, look at you yourself. 233 00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:06,331 - Now, I have a question for you. - Ask, go on, sexy. 234 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:09,812 Would you be my dance partner for this evening? 235 00:11:09,828 --> 00:11:11,792 I don't even have to think about it. That will be a 236 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,850 "yes" and then 237 00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:15,063 "oh yes"! 238 00:11:15,485 --> 00:11:16,820 Are you sure? 239 00:11:16,866 --> 00:11:18,100 Oh, I'm sure. 240 00:11:18,146 --> 00:11:20,612 - "Dances" by Elizabeth Ziff - 241 00:11:20,648 --> 00:11:22,401 All numbers must be visible 242 00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:24,591 on the front and back of your costumes. 243 00:11:26,077 --> 00:11:28,651 I'm really sorry about what happened the other day. 244 00:11:32,565 --> 00:11:34,411 Don't listen to anything she says, Helena. 245 00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:35,901 She's certifiable. Really. 246 00:11:36,505 --> 00:11:37,630 Where is your number? 247 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,422 Hey, how come you all wear the same one? 248 00:11:40,468 --> 00:11:41,863 I thought it was 2 per team. 249 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:43,701 I know people who know people. 250 00:11:44,035 --> 00:11:45,460 Helena, you should dance with me. 251 00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:47,323 Oh my god, you should. You have to dance. 252 00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:49,503 - Come on, you should do it. It'll be fun. - Do it! 253 00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:53,950 I don't want to disappoint you. I'm not ready to step all night 254 00:11:54,026 --> 00:11:55,893 - and dance? - It's twelve little hours. 255 00:11:55,925 --> 00:11:57,161 You can do that. 256 00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,473 I stayed up all week building my endurance. 257 00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:01,773 I did. I mean, Tasha stayed up with me. 258 00:12:01,818 --> 00:12:02,830 Alright. And 259 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,441 where do I get one of the number things? 260 00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:06,502 It's your club? You don't know where to get a number? 261 00:12:06,597 --> 00:12:07,911 Come on. This way. This way. 262 00:12:12,527 --> 00:12:13,921 That was nice of you. 263 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,160 It's no big deal. I'm happy to dance with her. 264 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:20,462 What? 265 00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:25,171 If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you. 266 00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,883 Now, the next twelve hours we will dance the music 267 00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:32,973 from the seventies, eighties, nineties, and beyond. 268 00:12:33,065 --> 00:12:34,751 The longer you stay on your feet, 269 00:12:34,798 --> 00:12:37,372 the more money you make from your sponsors. 270 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,771 So the simple objective, ladies and gentlemen, 271 00:12:39,817 --> 00:12:41,731 stay on your feet. 272 00:12:41,808 --> 00:12:43,852 Because if you sit, you're out. 273 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,763 If you stand still for too long... 274 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,311 ...you're out. 275 00:12:47,357 --> 00:12:48,880 Every three hours, 276 00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:51,950 we're gonna have ourselves a little dance contest. 277 00:12:51,995 --> 00:12:53,413 All of you, beautiful contestors, 278 00:12:53,446 --> 00:12:55,073 will be taught a simple dance. 279 00:12:55,178 --> 00:12:56,473 It could be 280 00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:58,970 the hustle. 281 00:13:03,258 --> 00:13:04,711 The electric style. 282 00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:08,841 A salsa. 283 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,422 A tango. 284 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:19,472 Now, now, if there is no spring in your step... 285 00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:21,832 ...and no funk in your trunk, 286 00:13:21,878 --> 00:13:23,721 you will be... 287 00:13:23,756 --> 00:13:26,661 - ... eliminated. - By one of our judges. 288 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,580 Well, the question is, 289 00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:34,430 do you have the staying power, huh? 290 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,360 Like can't you believe. 291 00:13:36,405 --> 00:13:38,041 Everybody dance! 292 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,231 - "Discotheque" by Elin Lanto - 293 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:46,622 The 2009 dance marathon has begun! 294 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:28,410 What? 295 00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:29,743 Look who's here. 296 00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:30,540 Who? 297 00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:37,720 Look, don't let her ruin your night, okay? 298 00:14:37,765 --> 00:14:39,753 She's just probably here to do some good. 299 00:14:39,788 --> 00:14:40,753 You know? 300 00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:44,792 I doubt it. 301 00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:57,083 You know, when I first got here, Jenny came up to me, 302 00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,453 and she started talking to me about... 303 00:14:59,925 --> 00:15:03,070 - Remember I had the opening and... - Guys, guys, guys, guys. 304 00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:05,812 I have kind of a weird feeling about tonight. 305 00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:08,980 - About what? - I'm not sure exactly. 306 00:15:09,026 --> 00:15:11,993 You know what, Alice? I was just really in the middle of something. 307 00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:13,533 Is Jamie acting weird? 308 00:15:18,576 --> 00:15:19,870 Not that I can tell. 309 00:15:20,428 --> 00:15:22,781 - Alright. - No, she seems fine. 310 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:26,062 Okay, cool. Thanks. 311 00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:30,033 So anyway, I was saying, uh... 312 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:33,132 - After the opening... - Like not even like, 313 00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:36,733 a little, like a little vibe, like no vibe over there? 314 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:37,753 Nothing weird? 315 00:15:40,158 --> 00:15:42,423 - Not that I can tell. - They're just dancing. 316 00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:44,633 - Yeah, totally. Of course. - I think. 317 00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:46,430 Okay, dance. Dance. 318 00:15:50,545 --> 00:15:51,760 What if they are? 319 00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:53,422 That would so suck. 320 00:15:54,558 --> 00:15:55,503 What were you saying? 321 00:15:58,506 --> 00:16:00,503 Nevermind, it's nothing. I'll tell you later. 322 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,673 I just wanna have fun. 323 00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:10,373 You're all looking fantastic. 324 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,701 Now we're near our first 15 minutes break. 325 00:16:13,158 --> 00:16:14,642 But when we return, 326 00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:19,090 we will be entering our first competition round, 327 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,911 where you're gonna have to learn 328 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,743 a line dance. 329 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:25,403 So watch and learn from our experts 330 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:26,852 or you will be 331 00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:29,591 eliminated. 332 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:35,300 You have 15 minutes. 333 00:16:35,378 --> 00:16:36,900 Rest, drink, eat, 334 00:16:36,936 --> 00:16:39,511 but whatever you do, be back on the dance floor 335 00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:43,100 in 15 minutes or you will be disqualified. 336 00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:46,151 - "Hurt Machine" by Heidi Mortenson - 337 00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:56,570 Excuse me. 338 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,752 How are you? 339 00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,453 Are we really gonna do this? 340 00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:11,211 What? 341 00:17:11,245 --> 00:17:13,463 Not say hello. 342 00:17:21,015 --> 00:17:22,601 And you believed her? 343 00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:25,913 She thinks that she saw something. 344 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,821 Nothing happened. 345 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:35,211 Really? 346 00:17:35,257 --> 00:17:37,302 What exactly did she say? 347 00:18:00,057 --> 00:18:02,641 - Goddamn it, Jenny. - Now, listen up, everybody. 348 00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:04,550 It's time to get back to the dance floor. 349 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,590 - Fuck you, you fucking bitch! - We are ??? 350 00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,153 a line dancing. 351 00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:12,682 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, 352 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,891 welcome to the line dance competition 353 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,910 and don't forget, the judges here are 354 00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:19,183 all around you. So please do your best 355 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,493 'cause nothing less will be tolerated. 356 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,183 I can't believe you guys are moving to New York. 357 00:18:23,217 --> 00:18:24,551 Who said we're moving to New York? 358 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:26,070 - "My Baby(It�s Just Love)" by BETTY - 359 00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:27,950 What?! 360 00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:35,672 I see now ladies are on the business. 361 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,073 These children... 362 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,521 And what about Angie and the baby? 363 00:18:45,005 --> 00:18:46,253 We go to New York, 364 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,812 they're gonna come with us. 365 00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:50,062 Did you tell her? 366 00:18:51,037 --> 00:18:52,652 Number 32, 367 00:18:52,685 --> 00:18:53,943 you're out. 368 00:18:55,057 --> 00:18:56,792 - You fucking girlfriend. - Please, please, 369 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,761 I know you can't leave me here. 370 00:19:10,097 --> 00:19:11,701 So you're inspired? 371 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,200 Yeah, I am actually. 372 00:19:13,627 --> 00:19:16,393 Do you think there's something going on between Tash and Jamie? 373 00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:18,251 I don't know. 374 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:21,101 Are you gonna volunteer? 375 00:19:21,135 --> 00:19:22,883 Yeah, I will. 376 00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:24,121 I will. 377 00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:29,771 Alright, 378 00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:31,761 I'm holding you to it. 379 00:19:31,806 --> 00:19:33,941 Good. Then I'll do it. 380 00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:36,741 They seem too close? 381 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:38,693 Maybe. 382 00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:40,182 Should I be worried? 383 00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:41,360 Honestly? 384 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,990 - "Too Many Maybes" by Suzie Rose - 385 00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:12,560 Oh, lady night. 386 00:20:12,596 --> 00:20:14,101 Disqualified. 387 00:20:21,506 --> 00:20:23,301 Need you on dance and you're out here alone. 388 00:20:23,337 --> 00:20:25,342 Oh, no, I'm waiting for 389 00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:26,560 Jenny. 390 00:20:27,756 --> 00:20:28,940 She's my partner. 391 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:31,453 Oh, she didn't seem like your partner last week. 392 00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:33,173 Well, she is. 393 00:20:35,018 --> 00:20:36,933 So anyway, are you feeling better? 394 00:20:37,547 --> 00:20:39,002 That's good. Look, I'm glad. 395 00:20:39,035 --> 00:20:40,581 I'm sorry I didn't stick around. 396 00:20:40,638 --> 00:20:41,741 No, don't apologize. 397 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,931 There's just some people who are good in taking care of others. 398 00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:47,101 Harsh, but earned. 399 00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:48,280 So, 400 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,773 do you think I get a second chance? 401 00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:52,153 Oh, really? 402 00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:12,830 Welcome to the 2009 dance marathon's 403 00:21:12,868 --> 00:21:14,740 competition round. 404 00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:20,170 Look, the winner of tonight's competition 405 00:21:20,207 --> 00:21:22,563 will receive 10,000 dollars 406 00:21:22,597 --> 00:21:24,610 donated to the Jeff Griffith Center 407 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:25,762 on their behalf. 408 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,480 So without further review, 409 00:21:27,575 --> 00:21:29,381 let's get our first dance who's out here. 410 00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:32,300 Hilary Seems and Victoria Prize. 411 00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:43,300 - "Strut your stuff" by Elizabeth Ziff - 412 00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:49,841 So, you're competing, huh? 413 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,303 Yeah, Jenny wants to. 414 00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:53,642 Bitch, I'm gonna kick your ass. 415 00:21:55,778 --> 00:21:57,581 So what, you've got a routine? What's going on? 416 00:21:57,658 --> 00:21:58,692 What you're doing? 417 00:21:58,737 --> 00:22:00,481 I don't know. Something like that. 418 00:22:00,526 --> 00:22:02,903 Oh, so you really give a fuck, don't you? 419 00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:05,273 Come on, Alice. This is, 420 00:22:05,306 --> 00:22:07,213 does this look like it's my thing? 421 00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:10,012 What is your thing? God! 422 00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:11,800 What's gonna make you happy these days? 423 00:22:11,885 --> 00:22:13,673 Please, don't. Not today. I don't wanna hear it. 424 00:22:13,717 --> 00:22:14,713 Why? 425 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,731 Because, Al, this is what it is. 426 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,533 No, it's not. It's what you let it be. 427 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,492 That was respectable. That was nice. That was respectable. 428 00:22:30,538 --> 00:22:32,443 Okay. So next. 429 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:33,682 Let's have 430 00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:35,073 Jennifer Schecter 431 00:22:35,106 --> 00:22:36,423 and Shane McCutcheon. 432 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,390 - "Kurt�s Ballroom Tango" by Kurt Faquhar - 433 00:23:49,406 --> 00:23:51,151 Alright! 434 00:23:51,198 --> 00:23:53,380 Very nice, very nice, very nice. 435 00:23:53,427 --> 00:23:54,801 Very nice. 436 00:23:57,196 --> 00:23:59,932 Okay, they did fine. 437 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:01,903 Good work, good work. Very nice. 438 00:24:02,217 --> 00:24:04,413 Alright, come on now! Let's get up. 439 00:24:04,448 --> 00:24:05,542 What are you looking at? 440 00:24:08,086 --> 00:24:09,422 Jump around! 441 00:24:17,578 --> 00:24:20,163 I didn't know Dance Fever was back on the air. 442 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,240 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize Kriss Kross 443 00:24:22,287 --> 00:24:23,782 was looking for a new member. 444 00:24:24,265 --> 00:24:25,521 - "In The Back" by Elizabeth Ziff - 445 00:24:28,295 --> 00:24:29,533 Nice cameltoe. 446 00:24:33,696 --> 00:24:34,610 Fuck! 447 00:24:35,288 --> 00:24:36,551 They're not fucking around. 448 00:24:36,638 --> 00:24:38,002 They're serious. They have costumes! 449 00:24:38,037 --> 00:24:38,843 I see. 450 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,182 Wasn't it supposed to be fun? 451 00:24:41,228 --> 00:24:42,851 - Fun?! - Yeah! 452 00:24:45,078 --> 00:24:47,381 Okay. Do you think you need to go for ??? 453 00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,793 - I think I'm good. - Do you think or are you sure? 454 00:24:49,826 --> 00:24:51,493 Because you know what? They've got wigs and spandex. 455 00:24:51,555 --> 00:24:52,863 This is no fucking joke. We have no idea 456 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:54,162 what they're capable of. 457 00:24:54,976 --> 00:24:56,192 I'll do my best. 458 00:24:56,258 --> 00:24:57,270 - Hydrate? - Yeah. 459 00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:05,882 Now here the next group. They'll push it 460 00:25:05,927 --> 00:25:08,100 really good. 461 00:25:09,965 --> 00:25:11,370 I got it, I got it, I got it. 462 00:25:12,016 --> 00:25:14,421 - Do this. Let's do this, Alice. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 463 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:18,670 Alice, what's wrong? 464 00:25:18,676 --> 00:25:19,870 - "Boomshake" by Far East Movement - 465 00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:22,243 I can't, uh, I can't... I don't have rythm. 466 00:25:22,276 --> 00:25:23,942 - What?! - I've never had rythm. 467 00:25:23,987 --> 00:25:25,440 Okay? I don't... This is 468 00:25:25,487 --> 00:25:26,930 - What do you... - ... a joke. 469 00:25:26,968 --> 00:25:29,411 - And I was thinking. - What are you talking about? 470 00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:31,932 You were the lead in "West Side Story". 471 00:25:31,975 --> 00:25:34,290 Yeah, you said, "We're number one, we can't be number two". 472 00:25:34,337 --> 00:25:36,370 You guys, everyone went traditional. 473 00:25:36,407 --> 00:25:39,163 - We look like freaks. - No, we don't. 474 00:25:39,185 --> 00:25:41,973 We look good. Okay, we look a little crazy, but, 475 00:25:42,006 --> 00:25:43,701 alright, that's not the point. Listen. 476 00:25:43,745 --> 00:25:45,402 Alright? We can do this. 477 00:25:45,448 --> 00:25:47,120 You know the routine, 478 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:49,473 you choreographed everything, okay? 479 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:52,712 Another problem. Why did you let me do that? 480 00:25:52,757 --> 00:25:54,853 I don't know how to choreograph shit. 481 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,581 - Put your wig on, okay? - Come on. 482 00:25:56,618 --> 00:25:59,132 - You're gonna do this. - I was a terrible Maria by the way. 483 00:25:59,168 --> 00:26:02,612 You're gonna do this, okay? Just think of one thing. Think... 484 00:26:02,657 --> 00:26:04,351 Think... Okay, look. 485 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:07,062 Everybody out there? They're here for you. 486 00:26:07,095 --> 00:26:08,510 Okay? Jamie and I 487 00:26:08,596 --> 00:26:11,070 are gonna do this crazy ass dance for you, 488 00:26:11,077 --> 00:26:12,083 - alright? - It's true. 489 00:26:12,127 --> 00:26:15,111 I'm in a turquoise onesie for you, okay? 490 00:26:15,938 --> 00:26:17,173 So pull it together. 491 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,773 - Alright. Yes. - Oh good. 492 00:26:19,816 --> 00:26:21,403 - Yes, we can... We're gonna... - You got this. 493 00:26:21,486 --> 00:26:23,302 - ... win this fucking thing. - We can do this. Yeah. 494 00:26:25,905 --> 00:26:27,660 - I love you. - Let's do it! 495 00:26:28,018 --> 00:26:29,282 So let's get 496 00:26:29,325 --> 00:26:30,472 Jamie Chen, 497 00:26:30,516 --> 00:26:32,041 Tasha Williams and 498 00:26:32,085 --> 00:26:34,240 Alice Pieszecki to stage. 499 00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:43,831 - "Push It" by Salt n� Peppa - 500 00:27:35,867 --> 00:27:37,580 How do you like me now? 501 00:27:38,066 --> 00:27:41,331 You see? You see this cause seemed to... 502 00:27:41,365 --> 00:27:42,920 5.5? 503 00:27:44,598 --> 00:27:46,613 - 5.5. - 5.5... 504 00:27:46,656 --> 00:27:48,502 - What's up with the 5.5? - Yeah! 505 00:27:48,537 --> 00:27:51,141 This is now officially a competition. 506 00:27:51,186 --> 00:27:54,440 Alright, and this is close. It's close. 507 00:27:56,335 --> 00:27:58,271 - "Low Ridin" by Far East Movement - 508 00:28:04,026 --> 00:28:06,030 We only get five minutes to pie! 509 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:28,263 Next up we have 510 00:28:28,308 --> 00:28:30,713 Bette Porter and Tina Kennard. 511 00:28:30,758 --> 00:28:32,331 Come on out here, you two. 512 00:28:44,316 --> 00:28:46,383 - "Back To Life" by Soul to Soul - 513 00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,923 I'm so, I'm so sorry. 514 00:30:26,007 --> 00:30:28,002 And we have our winner! 515 00:30:28,046 --> 00:30:32,050 Let's get it on. These guys were amazing! 516 00:30:32,088 --> 00:30:34,201 That's the other better step. Game on now. 517 00:30:34,246 --> 00:30:35,442 Let's get it on! 518 00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:38,350 That was great. That was beautiful. 519 00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:40,030 - Congratulations. - Fucking fantastic. 520 00:30:42,335 --> 00:30:43,040 Good. 521 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:46,183 Still friends, cameltoe? 522 00:30:46,227 --> 00:30:47,061 Yep. 523 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,160 This is now officially a competition. 524 00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:56,602 And this is close. 525 00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:58,880 It's close. So let's get our final contestor 526 00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:00,123 out here on stage. 527 00:31:00,165 --> 00:31:02,862 Oh my god! You two were so beautiful. 528 00:31:02,878 --> 00:31:04,291 You're gonna win, you're gonna win! 529 00:31:04,326 --> 00:31:05,512 You're gonna win! 530 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,171 - "The Mating Game" by Bitter:Sweet - 531 00:31:26,578 --> 00:31:28,313 God, she's amazing! 532 00:31:28,785 --> 00:31:30,273 How does she do that? 533 00:31:48,068 --> 00:31:49,373 She's totally gonna win. 534 00:31:49,415 --> 00:31:50,483 No, she's not. 535 00:31:50,518 --> 00:31:51,931 She's totally gonna win. 536 00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:53,642 Maybe. 537 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,621 Any regrets? 538 00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:10,120 Not a one. 539 00:32:16,628 --> 00:32:19,582 Jodi got three tens! 540 00:32:19,628 --> 00:32:21,890 No, I don't know how you get three tens. 541 00:32:21,928 --> 00:32:23,612 - I've never seen anything like that. - Did you know 542 00:32:23,646 --> 00:32:26,840 - she could dance like that? - I had no idea. 543 00:32:26,885 --> 00:32:28,590 She must have practised the routine for months. 544 00:32:28,637 --> 00:32:30,471 You had us practising for months. 545 00:32:31,045 --> 00:32:32,673 Your sense of fairplay is 546 00:32:32,715 --> 00:32:33,863 annoying. 547 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:36,601 I'm just saying don't be so a loser. 548 00:32:37,117 --> 00:32:39,410 I'm not having lost yet all the way. 549 00:32:39,447 --> 00:32:41,122 Oh yeah, that's right, two more. 550 00:32:44,785 --> 00:32:46,511 Oh my god! 551 00:32:47,728 --> 00:32:51,181 - No, I think you were the best. - Oh sure, really. 552 00:32:53,085 --> 00:32:54,053 You're okay? 553 00:32:55,395 --> 00:32:56,682 You'll win the next two. 554 00:33:01,617 --> 00:33:04,102 Oh my god! That was so embarassing. 555 00:33:16,797 --> 00:33:19,030 We stayed in the bathroom 45 minutes. 556 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,311 - Whatever! Right. - Yeah, I know. 557 00:33:20,408 --> 00:33:21,400 No, I'm not lying. 558 00:33:21,407 --> 00:33:23,180 Whatever, but she looked so hot tonight. 559 00:33:23,217 --> 00:33:25,681 - I know, it just... - Nikki, twelve o'clock. 560 00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:26,832 No, the other twelve o'clock. 561 00:33:27,387 --> 00:33:28,463 Behind you! 562 00:33:32,548 --> 00:33:33,912 Can I speak to you? 563 00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:36,723 Here. Uh, get up. 564 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,020 Go ahead. 565 00:33:40,928 --> 00:33:42,503 - "Ghosts" by Client - 566 00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:47,473 I'm not here to reprimand you. 567 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:48,821 I know. 568 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:52,483 So, you know that this is a fundraiser. 569 00:33:52,525 --> 00:33:55,322 Obviously. Why would I wanna be here 'til this hour? 570 00:33:55,356 --> 00:33:57,013 Right, exactly. So, 571 00:33:57,057 --> 00:33:58,733 I was down there and I was thinking 572 00:33:58,757 --> 00:34:01,140 that the public is very harsh with you. 573 00:34:01,187 --> 00:34:03,372 And that you have a reputation 574 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:05,112 for being shallow 575 00:34:05,156 --> 00:34:06,370 and vain. 576 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:07,640 No, I don't. 577 00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:08,831 You do. 578 00:34:09,318 --> 00:34:11,171 And I was thinking that 579 00:34:11,207 --> 00:34:13,313 it would be really cool 580 00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:15,570 and great for your image 581 00:34:15,608 --> 00:34:17,531 and great for the cause if you were 582 00:34:17,617 --> 00:34:19,523 to auction off a date with yourself. 583 00:34:20,995 --> 00:34:22,622 - A date with me? - Yeah. 584 00:34:23,877 --> 00:34:26,360 You would raise a ton of money for the shelter, 585 00:34:26,408 --> 00:34:27,960 you would stand up on the stage, 586 00:34:27,976 --> 00:34:29,691 you would start a bidding war. 587 00:34:29,726 --> 00:34:31,953 People would think you are super cool. 588 00:34:31,996 --> 00:34:34,622 So much better than just donating money. 589 00:34:35,787 --> 00:34:36,921 What do you think? 590 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,820 I'll think about it. 591 00:34:41,977 --> 00:34:42,812 Thank you. 592 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:50,881 What did she want? 593 00:34:51,515 --> 00:34:52,701 Are you okay? 594 00:34:59,178 --> 00:35:00,102 What? 595 00:35:02,816 --> 00:35:03,962 This just... 596 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:07,162 This reminds me of when I was about 597 00:35:07,197 --> 00:35:09,713 14 and I would 598 00:35:10,348 --> 00:35:12,330 sneak out of boarding school 599 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:16,783 so I could snog with Bridget Crossings. Oh god! 600 00:35:19,907 --> 00:35:21,702 Whatever happened to Bridget? 601 00:35:23,237 --> 00:35:24,530 Oh she 602 00:35:24,575 --> 00:35:28,611 hooked up with Jonathan Barcley, this maths genius and 603 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:31,730 It kind of broke my heart actually. 604 00:35:34,957 --> 00:35:36,713 Doesn't really seem that much has changed, 605 00:35:36,745 --> 00:35:39,603 does that just seem I can't believe in my heart. 606 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:48,233 Dylan, I'm sorry, okay? 607 00:35:48,278 --> 00:35:50,110 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no. 608 00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:51,932 Listen. 609 00:35:56,345 --> 00:35:58,370 No, no more apologies. 610 00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:01,302 I think, 611 00:36:02,117 --> 00:36:04,912 I think that we need to just start new. 612 00:36:07,355 --> 00:36:08,762 Can we do that? 613 00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:13,693 Alright. Yeah. 614 00:36:16,505 --> 00:36:18,183 - "Petrol" by Client - 615 00:36:20,508 --> 00:36:21,953 I'll meet you guys upstairs. 616 00:36:24,565 --> 00:36:26,291 Excuse me. Hi. 617 00:36:26,737 --> 00:36:28,972 I would like to make a donation. 618 00:36:29,018 --> 00:36:31,512 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, the lovely 619 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:32,950 Nikki Stevens. 620 00:36:32,997 --> 00:36:34,991 Thank you very much. 621 00:36:35,025 --> 00:36:37,440 Thank you everyone. Thank you, thank you. 622 00:36:39,326 --> 00:36:41,962 So, I have an announcement to make. 623 00:36:41,995 --> 00:36:44,542 That tonight I would like to auction off 624 00:36:44,648 --> 00:36:48,162 a date with myself to the highest bidder. 625 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,043 - Would you help me out? - That'd be lovely. 626 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:55,361 Oh, get ourselves ??? the 500 dollars. 627 00:36:55,406 --> 00:36:57,303 - Yeah, 500 dollars right here. - Come on, guys! 628 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,022 Do we have six? Do we have 600 dollars? 629 00:36:59,597 --> 00:37:01,210 700 right there. 630 00:37:01,258 --> 00:37:02,793 Let's go to 1,000. Let's go over the 1,000. 631 00:37:02,836 --> 00:37:04,981 1,000! Oh, you know... 632 00:37:05,026 --> 00:37:06,840 Let make this really interesting 633 00:37:06,887 --> 00:37:09,062 and just go for 2,000 dollars. 634 00:37:09,097 --> 00:37:11,063 I make really good pancakes. 635 00:37:11,108 --> 00:37:13,483 Well, that sounds what waking up for. 636 00:37:13,556 --> 00:37:15,420 They're not gonna get to 2,000. 637 00:37:15,497 --> 00:37:17,463 - This guy over here. - 2,000? 638 00:37:17,495 --> 00:37:19,251 25,000 dollars. 639 00:37:19,786 --> 00:37:22,661 Could you repeat that again, please? 640 00:37:22,697 --> 00:37:24,653 25,000 dollars. 641 00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:28,570 25,000 dollars... 642 00:37:28,617 --> 00:37:30,880 Would you please make your way up on stage? 643 00:37:31,677 --> 00:37:33,900 Unless someone is willing to outbid. 644 00:37:33,997 --> 00:37:35,562 Motherfucker! 645 00:37:35,597 --> 00:37:39,563 I do believe we have the largest single donation of this event. 646 00:37:40,396 --> 00:37:43,581 That's the second... That's the second thing I lost. 647 00:37:43,627 --> 00:37:44,872 Let's give it up, 648 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,471 - ladies and gentlemen. - Can I just say something? 649 00:37:48,007 --> 00:37:50,010 You don't have to fuck her in the bathroom anymore. 650 00:37:50,046 --> 00:37:51,823 You don't have to sneack around. 651 00:37:51,857 --> 00:37:53,473 I don't want you to do that. 652 00:37:53,477 --> 00:37:55,832 So I bought her for you. So you can have her 653 00:37:55,866 --> 00:37:57,152 whenever you want. 654 00:37:57,196 --> 00:37:58,152 Thank you. 655 00:38:04,686 --> 00:38:05,932 Holy shit! 656 00:38:05,976 --> 00:38:07,341 DJ, 657 00:38:07,427 --> 00:38:09,483 return of that music, please. 658 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:11,302 Everybody dance! 659 00:38:11,345 --> 00:38:12,553 Listen, 660 00:38:13,005 --> 00:38:14,261 I don't care! 661 00:38:14,298 --> 00:38:16,460 You can fuck whoever you want, 662 00:38:16,505 --> 00:38:19,103 whenever you want, fuck Nikki, fuck whoever. 663 00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:20,822 I know that you need it. 664 00:38:20,855 --> 00:38:22,330 It doesn't scare me. 665 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,112 Because I know you. 666 00:38:42,198 --> 00:38:45,441 Good morning all you beautiful hearts. 667 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,921 You got almost get the finish line. 668 00:38:48,255 --> 00:38:50,062 And what you've done here tonight is 669 00:38:50,106 --> 00:38:52,153 so beautiful, ladies and gentlemen. 670 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:55,391 These kids are going to be so grateful 671 00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:56,871 and you'll be so proud 672 00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:59,720 of the work you managed to do here tonight. 673 00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:01,332 They'll go a long way, trust me, 674 00:39:01,366 --> 00:39:03,362 because when kids feel safe 675 00:39:03,397 --> 00:39:04,920 and they ??? explore 676 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:06,290 the world ??? 677 00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:07,682 You should be proud of yourselves. 678 00:39:08,396 --> 00:39:10,412 We're back in three minutes. 679 00:39:10,455 --> 00:39:13,672 So be on the dance floor or be disqualified. 680 00:39:17,737 --> 00:39:19,861 Congratulations. Really, really 681 00:39:20,557 --> 00:39:21,592 great. 682 00:39:24,398 --> 00:39:25,783 I don't know why 683 00:39:28,095 --> 00:39:30,031 I care of what you 684 00:39:30,078 --> 00:39:31,852 think of me. 685 00:39:31,857 --> 00:39:33,103 - "I�ve Been Waiting for you" by Costanza - 686 00:39:33,148 --> 00:39:34,662 But I do and... 687 00:40:28,745 --> 00:40:30,833 Really? I'm gonna just... 688 00:40:55,835 --> 00:40:58,651 I was crazy to think that a fifteen minutes nap 689 00:40:58,685 --> 00:41:00,022 would help. 690 00:41:01,765 --> 00:41:03,771 I have to ask you a question. 691 00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:05,883 What's up? 692 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:10,511 Do you have feelings for Tasha? 693 00:41:17,145 --> 00:41:18,381 Oh god! 694 00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:32,001 I would never do anything... 695 00:41:37,975 --> 00:41:39,053 I know. 696 00:42:17,686 --> 00:42:19,883 Do we tell Marci about New York? 697 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:25,370 You're really serious about this? 698 00:42:25,405 --> 00:42:27,361 It just feels really right to me. 699 00:42:27,866 --> 00:42:29,781 You know, I don't know when another opportunity like this 700 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:31,101 might come along. 701 00:42:31,697 --> 00:42:33,332 What about the gallery? 702 00:42:34,806 --> 00:42:36,420 I can work from New York. 703 00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:38,610 I'll probably have to be there half of the time anyway. 704 00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,041 And our friends? 705 00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:48,840 I love our friends. 706 00:42:49,475 --> 00:42:51,692 I love them a lot, but, you know, 707 00:42:53,558 --> 00:42:56,313 at a certain point I have to trust 708 00:42:56,346 --> 00:42:57,881 they're like a family. 709 00:42:58,907 --> 00:43:00,701 You know? And just because 710 00:43:01,268 --> 00:43:02,690 we leave L.A., 711 00:43:02,735 --> 00:43:04,981 doesn't mean that we're leaving them. 712 00:43:11,747 --> 00:43:13,642 It's really gonna become healthy. 713 00:43:14,087 --> 00:43:15,882 It will be a fresh start. 714 00:43:15,925 --> 00:43:17,100 It's a new city. 715 00:43:17,146 --> 00:43:19,332 It's gonna be so exciting. 716 00:43:21,056 --> 00:43:22,331 Oh my god! 717 00:43:23,065 --> 00:43:25,063 We have to apply for schools. 718 00:43:26,385 --> 00:43:28,161 - Like right now. - I know. 719 00:43:29,105 --> 00:43:30,192 - "Distant Dreamer" by Duffy - 720 00:43:30,245 --> 00:43:32,183 Who the hell is the guy with the microphone? 721 00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:34,761 Oh my god, just hang on a second. Wait, wait, you... 722 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:38,440 You just can't come up on the stage. 723 00:43:40,097 --> 00:43:43,130 You were at my sister's gallery. 724 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:44,832 I was. 725 00:43:46,946 --> 00:43:49,212 Most of you know me as 726 00:43:49,248 --> 00:43:51,053 Sunset Boulevard. 727 00:43:53,125 --> 00:43:54,742 But my real name 728 00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:56,960 is Sonny Benson 729 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,923 and I'm a straight man 730 00:43:59,965 --> 00:44:02,653 who loves this gay-lesbian family. 731 00:44:06,105 --> 00:44:08,741 And I hope that you could still accept me. 732 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:14,102 You lied to me. 733 00:44:16,105 --> 00:44:18,153 - I tried to tell you. - You lied to me. 734 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,460 - I never lied to you. - You are a con man. 735 00:44:20,508 --> 00:44:22,853 I never lied to you, girlfriend. You assumed... 736 00:44:22,885 --> 00:44:24,603 I trusted you! 737 00:44:24,638 --> 00:44:28,092 I trusted... I told you things that I would never tell a man! 738 00:44:28,147 --> 00:44:29,570 What did you think I was? 739 00:44:29,646 --> 00:44:32,182 The dress didn't change the fact that I was a man! 740 00:44:32,705 --> 00:44:34,501 You trusted me because 741 00:44:34,535 --> 00:44:37,160 you felt I could be trusted. 742 00:44:39,078 --> 00:44:42,723 Give me a chance. I know I have you at a disadvantage. 743 00:44:43,396 --> 00:44:46,291 And I know I know more of your stories than you know mine, but 744 00:44:46,327 --> 00:44:48,510 I'd love a chance to fix that. 745 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:56,060 You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. 746 00:44:58,526 --> 00:45:00,513 And I'd love nothing better than to 747 00:45:00,976 --> 00:45:02,581 take you to dinner, 748 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,432 and to know you better. 749 00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:08,810 It's, uh... I don't know. 750 00:46:16,036 --> 00:46:18,100 Maybe she fell asleep on the bus. 751 00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,780 I want you to know 752 00:47:45,957 --> 00:47:47,720 that I've never loved you more. 753 00:47:52,385 --> 00:47:54,490 And I want you to be happy. 754 00:47:59,756 --> 00:48:02,210 Do you wanna be with Jamie? 755 00:48:16,757 --> 00:48:18,080 I don't... 756 00:48:22,087 --> 00:48:23,983 - I don't know if... - It's okay. 757 00:48:27,807 --> 00:48:29,563 I'm not ready to let you go. 758 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:46,662 Ladies and gentlemen, 759 00:48:46,695 --> 00:48:50,823 we have our last couple standing. 760 00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:55,352 titelilie 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 54309

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