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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,086 --> 00:00:06,799 - "Who Made the Man" by The Staples Singers - 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,282 There is no escaping then. 3 00:00:09,917 --> 00:00:12,061 Oh god! Well, at least we won't have to put up with 4 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:14,198 squall grunts and monkey squeals. 5 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:17,096 I hope they're still on each other. 6 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:18,880 Like white on rice. 7 00:00:21,301 --> 00:00:22,424 What? 8 00:00:22,459 --> 00:00:24,451 Uh, you just gossiped. 9 00:00:24,486 --> 00:00:27,142 That was an observation. Jeez! 10 00:00:27,178 --> 00:00:29,480 You don't have to get defensive. We're 11 00:00:29,525 --> 00:00:31,455 developping similar interests. 12 00:00:32,085 --> 00:00:33,483 - Gossip. - How? 13 00:00:33,514 --> 00:00:35,521 Hi, how are you guys? 14 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:39,080 How is the beautiful mother-to-be? 15 00:00:40,285 --> 00:00:41,743 What was that for? 16 00:00:41,778 --> 00:00:43,381 He doesn't like being referred to his mother. 17 00:00:43,385 --> 00:00:46,572 Why? You should be proud that you're a mother. 18 00:00:46,576 --> 00:00:48,232 I'm not a mother, okay, Jenny? 19 00:00:48,888 --> 00:00:50,002 Can you get that? 20 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,302 Okay. 21 00:00:54,205 --> 00:00:56,481 - Jenny, stop it. - Stop what? 22 00:00:56,488 --> 00:00:57,462 What she did? 23 00:00:57,468 --> 00:00:59,531 I was doing absolutely nothing. 24 00:00:59,535 --> 00:01:01,750 I'm simply saying that you look beautiful. 25 00:01:01,755 --> 00:01:04,350 You have these, these breasts now. 26 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:07,622 You know, you have hips and you're curvaceous, 27 00:01:07,665 --> 00:01:09,761 and you're becoming womenly now. 28 00:01:09,766 --> 00:01:11,852 I'm not trying to be 29 00:01:11,856 --> 00:01:14,322 insulting. I'm just saying you should be proud 30 00:01:14,326 --> 00:01:16,672 to be a mother, a beautiful mother. 31 00:01:16,678 --> 00:01:17,893 You know? 32 00:01:17,896 --> 00:01:19,071 The fact of the matter is 33 00:01:19,075 --> 00:01:21,553 most women look terrible when they are pregnant. 34 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,170 Why is she so sensitive? 35 00:01:27,178 --> 00:01:28,521 Really unbelievable. 36 00:01:38,477 --> 00:01:40,083 Hey, are you crying? 37 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:43,731 I hate her! 38 00:01:45,028 --> 00:01:48,630 I hate these fucking hormones! I hate these hormones! 39 00:01:49,546 --> 00:01:51,612 I hate these tits and I hate these 40 00:01:51,618 --> 00:01:54,151 fucking hips and I hate Jenny Schecter! 41 00:03:06,928 --> 00:03:08,711 {\a6}Well at least, someone talked about it. 42 00:03:08,757 --> 00:03:10,943 {\a6}I know we were all kinda just ignoring it. 43 00:03:10,956 --> 00:03:12,873 I can't believe they're gonna have that baby. 44 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:13,790 Well, 45 00:03:13,838 --> 00:03:15,431 it was too late not to. 46 00:03:15,467 --> 00:03:16,920 {\a6}Poor Max. 47 00:03:17,505 --> 00:03:18,733 {\a6}Why though? 48 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:20,812 {\a6}About a couple months from now, 49 00:03:20,848 --> 00:03:22,781 {\a6}all people are gonna see is two gay dads. 50 00:03:22,825 --> 00:03:24,362 {\a6}And they get to have the baby together. 51 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,950 {\a6}I think he kind gets to have it all. 52 00:03:26,366 --> 00:03:27,860 - When is she due? - He. 53 00:03:28,785 --> 00:03:31,403 I thought you guys were going to Vegas. 54 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,362 {\a6}Loveland Nevada. Tomorrow morning. 55 00:03:33,408 --> 00:03:35,192 {\a6}What's in Loveland Nevada? 56 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:37,621 I know who stole the negative. 57 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:38,800 You know who stole the negative 58 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:40,350 - of "Lez Girls"? - What are you talking about? 59 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,053 Oh my god, I just had the epiphany. 60 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,691 It was William that stole the negative. 61 00:03:44,728 --> 00:03:46,540 That doesn't make any sense. Why would William, 62 00:03:46,587 --> 00:03:48,362 {\a6}who produced the movie, steal the negative? 63 00:03:48,398 --> 00:03:50,833 {\a6}Okay? He's already like 90 million dollars. 64 00:03:50,867 --> 00:03:53,423 {\a6}Because I overheard him having this conversation, 65 00:03:53,456 --> 00:03:54,732 {\a6}and he was talking about 66 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,800 {\a6}burning down one of his buildings 67 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:58,693 for insurance reasons. 68 00:03:58,728 --> 00:04:00,360 It was so shady! 69 00:04:00,468 --> 00:04:01,612 So you're saying he faked the whole thing 70 00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:03,232 - just to make an insurance claim? - Yes. 71 00:04:03,268 --> 00:04:05,433 Well, I know he was nervous, but, 72 00:04:06,088 --> 00:04:07,552 {\a6}that's extreme. 73 00:04:07,586 --> 00:04:09,002 {\a6}Well yes. 74 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:10,983 {\a6}There's Kelly. 75 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:13,930 Well, if what you say is true, then you should 76 00:04:13,978 --> 00:04:15,142 proceed carefully. 77 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:17,222 See you. 78 00:04:17,576 --> 00:04:18,813 It's true. 79 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,380 Tina, what's in Loveland Nevada? 80 00:04:23,015 --> 00:04:24,533 A potential birthmother. 81 00:04:24,576 --> 00:04:27,230 We had this amazing conversation with her on the phone. 82 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:28,652 She knows that you're a bunch of gays? 83 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,141 Yep, she knows all about us. 84 00:04:30,176 --> 00:04:32,981 - Fantastic. - This is you gay girl hang out? 85 00:04:33,016 --> 00:04:34,270 Very queen, Bette. 86 00:04:35,086 --> 00:04:36,410 Everyone, this is Kelly. 87 00:04:36,445 --> 00:04:38,403 - Hi. - Kelly, this is everyone. 88 00:04:38,415 --> 00:04:40,272 - Hi. Nice to meet you, guys. - And you remember Tina? 89 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:41,551 - Of course. - Hi, Kelly. 90 00:04:44,877 --> 00:04:46,190 {\a6}- "Brown Bag" by Boogaloo Joe Jones - 91 00:04:51,096 --> 00:04:52,741 {\a6}- Who is that? - Kelly Wentworth. 92 00:04:52,785 --> 00:04:55,142 She was getting her undergrad at Yale when 93 00:04:55,185 --> 00:04:56,711 Bette was getting her M.F.A. 94 00:04:56,746 --> 00:04:59,133 Anyway, our birthmother? 95 00:04:59,135 --> 00:05:01,751 She lives in Loveland and 96 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:03,590 {\a6}she seems pretty cool. 97 00:05:03,688 --> 00:05:05,842 She's completely okay with us being lesbian 98 00:05:05,907 --> 00:05:08,402 and the father of her baby is african american. 99 00:05:08,435 --> 00:05:10,580 - That's nice. - It's great. 100 00:05:10,638 --> 00:05:11,863 Angela'll love that. 101 00:05:11,898 --> 00:05:12,950 - Yeah. - Right? 102 00:05:13,857 --> 00:05:16,493 - You're doing so well on that. - Oh, shut up! 103 00:05:16,535 --> 00:05:18,750 - What do you mean? - Well, she's gossiped, 104 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:19,941 it's fantastic. 105 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,663 She's in the conversation. 106 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:23,782 Come on! 107 00:05:26,247 --> 00:05:29,003 Tina, why is Kelly Freemont here? 108 00:05:29,046 --> 00:05:31,452 But you said it was Kelly some else? 109 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,282 Wentworth was a married name, but Freemont 110 00:05:34,328 --> 00:05:35,790 was her name when she was in college. 111 00:05:35,838 --> 00:05:38,120 And she was a vixen. 112 00:05:38,396 --> 00:05:39,652 Did they...? 113 00:05:39,685 --> 00:05:41,771 No, no, no, no, nothing. 114 00:05:41,806 --> 00:05:44,250 - Not even first base. - Excuse me. 115 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:47,751 My sister almost killed herself over that B.I.T.C.H. 116 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:49,412 What? 117 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:50,692 Oh my god! 118 00:05:52,377 --> 00:05:53,590 What the 119 00:05:53,638 --> 00:05:54,560 fuck?! 120 00:05:56,175 --> 00:05:58,783 What... what is going on here tonight?! 121 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,972 - What? Is she a stalker now? - Yeah. 122 00:06:01,016 --> 00:06:04,980 She is so insane if she thinks she's gonna get near Helena. 123 00:06:05,586 --> 00:06:07,183 She is insane. 124 00:06:13,995 --> 00:06:15,631 She has a meeting with you. 125 00:06:17,058 --> 00:06:20,113 No, I actually have a meeting with the filmmaker. 126 00:06:21,778 --> 00:06:22,880 Maker... 127 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:28,403 Oh my god! 128 00:06:29,295 --> 00:06:30,771 She set me up! 129 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,982 That is so sly... 130 00:07:01,516 --> 00:07:04,051 Banquet room C. 131 00:07:09,018 --> 00:07:10,460 What are you doing? 132 00:07:10,507 --> 00:07:12,202 This thing is so tight. 133 00:07:12,247 --> 00:07:13,630 It's so uncomfortable. 134 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,813 Can't you go to the bathroom? People are looking. 135 00:07:24,087 --> 00:07:25,730 Conditioning the tissues 136 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,903 around the vaginal opening prepares 137 00:07:27,946 --> 00:07:30,780 the perineum to perform. So dads, 138 00:07:30,816 --> 00:07:34,170 make sure you scrub your hands and keep your thumbnail trimmed. 139 00:07:34,935 --> 00:07:36,621 Propping her against the pillow, 140 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,303 spread her legs apart. 141 00:07:39,768 --> 00:07:41,893 Go on, try the position right now. 142 00:07:44,305 --> 00:07:46,283 Good. Okay. 143 00:07:48,087 --> 00:07:50,030 You need to come around here, in front of her. 144 00:07:50,075 --> 00:07:51,675 Just right down in front. Good. 145 00:07:51,715 --> 00:07:53,553 - How you're doing? - Great. 146 00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:54,431 Good. 147 00:07:56,029 --> 00:07:57,062 Your turn. 148 00:07:57,107 --> 00:07:58,560 Come on in front. 149 00:07:59,135 --> 00:08:00,410 Don't be shy. 150 00:08:02,278 --> 00:08:03,600 In front of her. 151 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:06,271 And spread her legs apart. 152 00:08:07,658 --> 00:08:08,830 Sorry, 153 00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:11,112 spread the legs 154 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,031 wide? Yeah, wider. 155 00:08:14,388 --> 00:08:15,273 Good. 156 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,072 Good. 157 00:08:19,178 --> 00:08:20,380 So, 158 00:08:21,105 --> 00:08:23,840 you can use pure vegetable oil 159 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:27,332 or a water-soluble lubricant like K.Y. Jelly. 160 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,531 Not a petroleum based oil. 161 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:33,262 Insert your thumb, 162 00:08:33,297 --> 00:08:35,430 or thumbs or finger, which ever you prefer, 163 00:08:35,475 --> 00:08:39,300 as deeply as you can inside her vagina. 164 00:08:39,348 --> 00:08:42,082 And, while you massage, 165 00:08:42,528 --> 00:08:46,060 hook your thumb on to the size of the vaginal canal 166 00:08:46,097 --> 00:08:47,930 and gently 167 00:08:47,966 --> 00:08:51,392 pull the tissues down and forward. 168 00:08:52,025 --> 00:08:53,440 Just like this. 169 00:08:55,558 --> 00:08:58,171 Some of you might already know how much pleasure 170 00:08:58,218 --> 00:08:59,602 this can give her. 171 00:09:03,026 --> 00:09:05,863 Dick collected, but it was just as an investment. 172 00:09:05,898 --> 00:09:08,062 Why have you and Dick had wide a collection? 173 00:09:08,095 --> 00:09:09,962 It's my collection now. 174 00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:12,111 - "Johnny Hammond Boogaloo" by Johnny Hammond - 175 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:15,583 Do you know this artist? Liz Craft? 176 00:09:15,627 --> 00:09:17,573 Sure. I put her on a show when 177 00:09:17,607 --> 00:09:19,390 I was at C.A.C. Provocations. 178 00:09:19,805 --> 00:09:21,381 It was her first museum show. 179 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,221 It's amazing to me 180 00:09:24,257 --> 00:09:26,173 that you've always had this passion, 181 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:28,141 and you've just stayed true to it. 182 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:31,840 It's something that I've always dreamed being a part of. 183 00:09:31,886 --> 00:09:34,282 God! Having a shit lot of money certainly helps. 184 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,452 So why an art gallery? 185 00:09:37,548 --> 00:09:39,370 You know I've always loved contemporary art. 186 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:41,113 I mean, going back to Yale, when you 187 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,501 TA'ed for Scully's class? 188 00:09:43,538 --> 00:09:46,073 Then you gave me that, Bette. You did. 189 00:09:46,116 --> 00:09:47,610 It was a gift. 190 00:09:47,645 --> 00:09:49,071 Well that's nice of you to say. 191 00:09:49,808 --> 00:09:50,681 What do you want? 192 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:53,031 I'm not gonna lie to you, Tina. 193 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:54,653 Oh, it's too late. You already did. 194 00:09:54,698 --> 00:09:56,431 If my agent had given you my real name, 195 00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:57,801 you never would have seen me. 196 00:09:59,397 --> 00:10:01,010 I'm not here looking for a job. 197 00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:01,963 Well, that's a good thing 198 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,271 'cause the last project really didn't end so well. 199 00:10:07,447 --> 00:10:08,620 Look, 200 00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:11,181 I'm really sorry for what I did. 201 00:10:11,225 --> 00:10:13,400 You believed in me as a director, you, 202 00:10:13,436 --> 00:10:16,990 you gave me a chance and I completely betrayed your trust. 203 00:10:17,035 --> 00:10:18,741 I'm so sorry for that. 204 00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:19,873 But, 205 00:10:20,575 --> 00:10:23,511 I'm here because I have nothing to lose. 206 00:10:24,937 --> 00:10:27,120 Helena is the love of my life 207 00:10:27,646 --> 00:10:29,720 and I would give anything 208 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,422 for another chance to be with her. 209 00:10:34,805 --> 00:10:36,672 And you want me to help you. 210 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,641 No, I can't. 211 00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:51,151 I'm sorry, Dylan. I can't. 212 00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:53,101 - "6:30 Blues" by Boogaloo Joe Jones - 213 00:10:54,806 --> 00:10:57,422 Can you introduce me to artists that you think are exciting? 214 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,141 Because I really want people to pay attention 215 00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:01,483 to what I'm creating here. 216 00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:03,623 I don't think that you have trouble 217 00:11:03,656 --> 00:11:05,623 getting people to pay attention to you, Kelly. 218 00:11:06,155 --> 00:11:09,091 Then point me to who I should pay attention to. 219 00:11:09,595 --> 00:11:11,282 I wanna know what you know. 220 00:11:12,515 --> 00:11:14,222 It's taken me 20 years to know what I know. 221 00:11:14,265 --> 00:11:15,660 I mean, you've been at this what, nine months? 222 00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:17,161 That's why I need your help. 223 00:11:20,518 --> 00:11:22,140 It's just simply not possible. 224 00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:26,752 But I'll tell you what. 225 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,732 If you're really serious about this thing, 226 00:11:30,686 --> 00:11:31,810 I mean if you 227 00:11:31,887 --> 00:11:33,953 really wanna be a player and 228 00:11:33,996 --> 00:11:35,530 you really wanna be taken 229 00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:36,993 seriously in the art world, 230 00:11:37,028 --> 00:11:39,101 then the best way I could think of to help you, 231 00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:42,373 to make your gallery a contender is if 232 00:11:43,065 --> 00:11:44,602 I would come and work with you. 233 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,261 What about CU? 234 00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:48,490 I resigned. 235 00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:51,673 Wait a second. That's big news. 236 00:11:51,705 --> 00:11:52,671 Why? 237 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:55,002 I love the art world, like you said and 238 00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:56,431 I think I just 239 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,272 missed being in the trenches. 240 00:11:58,287 --> 00:12:00,453 And so you wanna come work for me? 241 00:12:02,258 --> 00:12:03,172 What? 242 00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:06,610 Oh, not in your wildest dreams. 243 00:12:06,657 --> 00:12:09,061 I mean, if you think that, 244 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,173 just because you won 50 million dollars 245 00:12:11,218 --> 00:12:12,670 - in some divorce. - 89! 246 00:12:12,737 --> 00:12:14,640 - 89 million. Whatever. - Please don't forget that. 247 00:12:14,675 --> 00:12:15,862 If you think that in any way 248 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:17,132 remotely qualifies you to be my boss 249 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,111 we could just air-kiss good-bye right now. 250 00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:22,410 What I'm offering you 251 00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:25,283 is to be your partner. 252 00:12:30,087 --> 00:12:34,042 And she said that you were the love of her life. 253 00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:36,691 Love of her life? Are you fucking kidding me?! 254 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,830 What can we offer you in the way of protection? 255 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,760 Nothing. I'm fine. 256 00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:46,610 Look, I appreciate your concern. 257 00:12:46,706 --> 00:12:47,673 All of you. 258 00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:51,732 - Well, go on, then. - Are you sure? 259 00:12:51,768 --> 00:12:53,592 - Yes! - Alright, alright. 260 00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:55,620 She's been living in San Fransisco, 261 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:57,401 she move back to L.A. because 262 00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:59,793 her dramatic short got accepted into Outfest. 263 00:12:59,837 --> 00:13:01,591 Oh that's rich, so 264 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,481 she's a gay filmmaker now? 265 00:13:04,036 --> 00:13:05,142 Here's her card. 266 00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:14,042 "Do Ask, Do Tell Productions" 267 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,311 - Oh, please. - It's like she's a buzzard and 268 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:19,231 she's waiting to sweep down and eat what's left of your carcass. 269 00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:21,202 Lovely image, Alice. Thank you. 270 00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:23,490 Guys, we have to figure out someone who we can set her up with. 271 00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:24,991 - There's anyone. - No, no, no, 272 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,563 I don't wanna be fixed up with anybody. 273 00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,422 - Shh, we're trying to think. Just... - Jodi! 274 00:13:29,036 --> 00:13:31,011 - What is this? Recycling? - What? 275 00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:34,312 Plastic/paper lesbians? Someone new, someone fresh. 276 00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:40,450 What about Jamie? 277 00:13:40,488 --> 00:13:42,660 - Oh my god, you're brilliant! - Right? 278 00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:44,300 You're... My girlfriend is brilliant. 279 00:13:44,337 --> 00:13:46,121 Of course she's brilliant. 280 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:47,473 But guys, come on, come on. 281 00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:48,740 - You guys! - Okay. 282 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,573 This girl is so... We recenty met her. 283 00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:54,683 She's rad, she is... We went bowling with her. 284 00:13:54,716 --> 00:13:56,242 - Her name is Jamie Chen. - Yeah, she's the director 285 00:13:56,286 --> 00:13:59,330 of Youth and Family Services at the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center. 286 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,393 And she is 287 00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:01,773 - beautiful. - Yeah. 288 00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:04,192 And she is very very dedicated. 289 00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:05,553 - Which is a great thing. - Yeah. And she's single. 290 00:14:05,598 --> 00:14:06,950 Which I mean is very rare. 291 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,263 So, I see nothing wrong. 292 00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:11,311 I think we should... 293 00:14:11,346 --> 00:14:13,440 I think... I'm calling. I'm gonna do this thing. 294 00:14:13,475 --> 00:14:14,750 Yeah, hey, no, wait. Let me call her. 295 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:15,891 No, I'll call. I'll get it. 296 00:14:15,928 --> 00:14:17,843 Suddenly I don't a say in, no matter what? 297 00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:20,973 It's such a good idea. 298 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,340 Hey, Jamie? It's Alice. 299 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,492 I know. We... 300 00:14:29,058 --> 00:14:30,673 When I dropped the ball, I know. 301 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,053 Listen, I'm at The Planet with Tasha, and 302 00:14:34,085 --> 00:14:36,861 we were just talking about 303 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:39,272 this little idea when it ran by you. 304 00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:41,813 Yeah. No, she's here. 305 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,312 Yeah. Tash? She wants to say something. 306 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:48,910 Hello? 307 00:14:54,496 --> 00:14:55,943 What? What? 308 00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:00,892 No, I'll totally help you. I will. 309 00:15:00,926 --> 00:15:02,313 Yeah, for sure. Okay. 310 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:07,351 Alright. No, I'm gonna hold you back to Al... 311 00:15:07,385 --> 00:15:09,393 I'm gonna give you back to Alice. Okay. Bye. 312 00:15:10,558 --> 00:15:12,771 She just bought a 56 Norton Dominator. 313 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:14,802 It's a motorcycle. 314 00:15:15,338 --> 00:15:16,713 Okay, so... 315 00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,571 I want you to say yes, okay? 316 00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:20,531 Because you're gonna thank me at your wedding. 317 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,072 We wanna set you up with a really good friend of ours. 318 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,280 - Oh, it's fine. I'll do it. - Yeah, her name is Helena Peabody. 319 00:15:30,127 --> 00:15:32,930 No, she's in the same place. So that's perfect. 320 00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:34,602 What do you think? 321 00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:38,123 Great! Okay. You're gonna totally thank me. 322 00:15:38,816 --> 00:15:40,701 Okay, you're the best. We'll call and then arrange it. 323 00:15:40,748 --> 00:15:42,400 Alright? Bye. 324 00:15:42,427 --> 00:15:45,861 Yes! We should have like a diner or something. 325 00:15:45,907 --> 00:15:47,363 No. Diner. 326 00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,813 - No, you're gonna love her. - You'll love her. 327 00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:52,132 I'm sure I am. You two are so excited about her. 328 00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:53,471 Definitively I will. 329 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:56,083 - Yes, she's so cool. - Yeah, she's really chill. 330 00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:57,730 - Once you've... yeah... - It will be fun. 331 00:15:57,798 --> 00:15:59,232 - It's gonna be great. - Thank you. 332 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,382 Okay. You guys? 333 00:16:02,318 --> 00:16:03,201 Oh, great. 334 00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:06,630 I have a really good feeling about this. 335 00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,422 I think it's gonna be a lot of fun. 336 00:16:19,607 --> 00:16:22,160 Okay. So it's called clutter cleaning, right? 337 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:24,700 And the concept is that you clear out 338 00:16:24,738 --> 00:16:26,901 your house and your life and 339 00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:29,151 it's a really good thing to do when you're starting 340 00:16:29,227 --> 00:16:31,502 a new project or a new relationship. 341 00:16:31,546 --> 00:16:33,182 Or when you wanna get rid of your shit. 342 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,601 So, here you go. 343 00:16:36,577 --> 00:16:39,523 I thought that we could start in my closet. I mean, 344 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:43,512 you know, I don't think there is too much to get rid of, but, 345 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,582 I'm sure there is a few things in here 346 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,772 that I can stand to get rid of. 347 00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:50,430 - "Boomchi" by Koko Dozo - 348 00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:51,673 Come on. 349 00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:53,550 Alright. 350 00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:55,741 I'll hold your bag? 351 00:16:55,777 --> 00:16:58,010 No, no, no. You have to participate. 352 00:16:58,047 --> 00:16:59,660 - Oh, come on! - It's symbolic! 353 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,080 It's all about making choices, Shane. 354 00:17:03,268 --> 00:17:05,263 I will start. Okay. 355 00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:07,803 For example, 356 00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:09,451 this 357 00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:11,683 reminds me of my Jean Seberg look, 358 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:13,912 which I am not that into anymore. 359 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,671 I liked your Jean Seberg look. 360 00:17:17,058 --> 00:17:18,230 I did. 361 00:17:19,295 --> 00:17:20,562 Well, your turn. 362 00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:22,913 Come on, it's not my place. 363 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,220 Of course it's your place! Just tell me 364 00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,360 what represents a facet 365 00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:29,280 of my personnality that 366 00:17:29,327 --> 00:17:31,102 I should just be getting rid of. 367 00:17:31,147 --> 00:17:32,430 Should I... 368 00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:35,082 - ... just get... - That's, that's a tricky question. 369 00:17:35,116 --> 00:17:37,751 Okay, okay, I'll do it again. Okay. Me again. 370 00:17:39,555 --> 00:17:41,123 For example, 371 00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:44,051 these remind me of Tim. 372 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,693 Right? Of 373 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,523 my post 374 00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:50,273 college mentality when I was still, 375 00:17:50,297 --> 00:17:53,163 you know, in my student world, right? 376 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,230 It was also inner schrinck mentality. 377 00:17:58,515 --> 00:18:01,141 - Okay, your turn. - Alright, alright. 378 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,223 Oh, how about this? 379 00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:08,321 I actually remember this. I really do. 380 00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:09,670 Wasn't this during your 381 00:18:10,378 --> 00:18:12,010 time you eloped? 382 00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:13,760 That reminds me of Marina. 383 00:18:14,987 --> 00:18:16,860 - Oh, Jesus me! - No, seriously. 384 00:18:16,915 --> 00:18:20,013 - She was my first love. - And no one understood why. 385 00:18:21,857 --> 00:18:23,742 Seriously, tell me what 386 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,111 I should get rid of. 387 00:18:25,115 --> 00:18:26,941 I don't believe in changing people. 388 00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:28,562 Please! 389 00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:31,281 Get out of here. 390 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,031 Move. 391 00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:35,240 Oh my! You have so much shit! 392 00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:36,462 - Not really. - I mean you really 393 00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:39,302 could get rid of half of this and still have so much more! 394 00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:41,410 Oh, this shit. 395 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,781 - No! - You never use this. 396 00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:45,351 My art supplies! No way! 397 00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:47,542 Do you know that one day a foundation 398 00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:49,723 is gonna want all these little bits and pieces? 399 00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:53,090 Picasso, you haven't used these since we've been living together. 400 00:18:53,117 --> 00:18:55,931 But that doesn't mean I won't start, okay? 401 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,941 - Let's put these back. - Alright. 402 00:18:57,976 --> 00:18:59,263 Okay, what else? 403 00:19:01,385 --> 00:19:02,662 - That. - No! 404 00:19:02,697 --> 00:19:05,331 - Oh god! Alright. Okay. - I can't. That's, that's designer. 405 00:19:06,027 --> 00:19:08,272 What else? Come on! Where are you going? 406 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,353 I'm just not okay with it. 407 00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:11,663 It's just that simple. 408 00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:14,523 I thought we got through this. 409 00:19:14,558 --> 00:19:17,890 Oh yeah, we just sort of when you were blatantly flirting with her 410 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,803 right into you introducing her 411 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,412 as your business partner. 412 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,753 You know what, Tina? I'm not gonna spend 413 00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:24,332 the rest of my life on probation. 414 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,672 I'm just not. 415 00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:31,001 You're right. I'm sorry. 416 00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:32,591 Wait, wait, wait. 417 00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:33,922 We don't need all that. 418 00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:37,441 I told Angie three books and three videos. 419 00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:39,843 - Three books is not enough. - Yes, it is. 420 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,423 No, she goes through three books so quickly. What about Henry? 421 00:19:42,437 --> 00:19:44,310 It's just one night, Bette. 422 00:19:44,318 --> 00:19:46,123 I'm sure she'll be fine. 423 00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:49,373 I don't want her to miss him. 424 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,051 Okay. Fine. 425 00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:56,301 You know, I just... 426 00:19:56,786 --> 00:19:59,180 I wish you had talk to me about it first, that's all. 427 00:19:59,185 --> 00:20:00,871 I would have. I just, I didn't even know 428 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,603 that I was gonna propose it. It just... 429 00:20:02,606 --> 00:20:04,093 It's a huge decision 430 00:20:04,108 --> 00:20:05,650 you getting back into the gallery business. 431 00:20:05,658 --> 00:20:08,333 I know, but it's what I've always loved the most. 432 00:20:08,346 --> 00:20:09,960 I know. I know. 433 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,132 It's just... 434 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,513 It's really scary right now. 435 00:20:13,518 --> 00:20:15,601 You know, with the house under construction and 436 00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:17,810 my job's not exactly secured. 437 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,750 That's why it comes at such a great time. I mean, 438 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,451 she's gonna make me a partner. 439 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,062 You sound like it's already done deal. 440 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,633 I'm hoping it is. 441 00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:29,502 And this is a business decision, Tina, 442 00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:31,571 you know, and if you don't believe that, then 443 00:20:33,016 --> 00:20:35,331 I suggest you come up with a better solution. 444 00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:44,991 Jenny, I gave away most of my stuff last year when I 445 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,900 donated to the A.P.L.A. 446 00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:48,963 Well, you're wonderful. 447 00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:54,820 So... 448 00:21:02,277 --> 00:21:03,792 Oh my god! 449 00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:08,420 This is from that horrible Paige era. 450 00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:12,200 Alright, get rid of it. 451 00:21:12,457 --> 00:21:13,570 Drop it! 452 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,373 This belongs to that Beverly Hills housewife. 453 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,510 When you were dating her. What's her name? 454 00:21:29,577 --> 00:21:30,853 Cheri Jaffe. 455 00:21:31,536 --> 00:21:33,013 Should be expunged. 456 00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:44,430 Carmen... 457 00:21:55,077 --> 00:21:56,600 I wanna have some sort of 458 00:21:57,828 --> 00:21:59,563 remembrance of her, 459 00:21:59,596 --> 00:22:00,893 however small. 460 00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:03,241 Why? 461 00:22:05,038 --> 00:22:06,651 That's the old Shane. 462 00:22:06,698 --> 00:22:09,760 You know, the one that couldn't honor her commitments. 463 00:22:10,925 --> 00:22:12,900 You're not like that anymore. 464 00:22:17,247 --> 00:22:19,893 - What? - I'm not throwing her away. 465 00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:33,883 You know, if I was gonna start my own gallery, 466 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:36,010 I'd have to go out, I'd have to get alone. 467 00:22:36,056 --> 00:22:38,121 - I'd have to... - You pretty get alone right now. 468 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,192 There's no way. We're mortgaged to the hell. 469 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,611 But that's my point. 470 00:22:41,656 --> 00:22:43,743 Kelly, Kelly Wentworth ... 471 00:22:46,855 --> 00:22:49,831 Your sister said that you almost killed yourself over her. 472 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:51,003 What? 473 00:22:51,528 --> 00:22:52,721 Is the taxi ready? 474 00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:54,883 That's a complete exaggeration. And it was, like, 475 00:22:56,018 --> 00:22:57,823 I dunno, over 15 years ago. 476 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:02,371 Wasn't there somebody that you wanted to kill yourself over 477 00:23:02,405 --> 00:23:05,780 - the last 15 years? I'm sure there was. - Taxi. Mommy, the taxi. 478 00:23:10,908 --> 00:23:12,442 You people want your taxi or what? 479 00:23:14,738 --> 00:23:17,713 - Where's the taxi? Come on. Let's go. - You go with mama T., sweetie. 480 00:23:19,558 --> 00:23:22,003 - "Is It Love" by Mayra Casales - 481 00:23:23,426 --> 00:23:25,131 Can you give me three of this, please? 482 00:23:29,127 --> 00:23:31,401 Okay, well let's do the cheese and the nut loaf. 483 00:23:32,338 --> 00:23:33,472 Sorry I'm late. 484 00:23:34,716 --> 00:23:36,050 Alright. Well, 485 00:23:36,097 --> 00:23:38,970 I'm actually running home so I can look up the ingredients 486 00:23:39,065 --> 00:23:41,101 and then just get what we need. 487 00:23:42,438 --> 00:23:44,023 Okay. I'm super super excited. 488 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,120 Alright. I'll see you very soon. 489 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,330 Jamie's like weirdly perfect, you know? 490 00:23:54,138 --> 00:23:56,160 She's gonna come over early tonight and 491 00:23:56,207 --> 00:23:57,382 we're gonna cook. 492 00:23:57,415 --> 00:23:59,613 We're gonna make like a vegetarian thing. 493 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:02,193 Isn't that weird though that we're both vegetarian? 494 00:24:03,545 --> 00:24:04,703 You're not vegetarian. 495 00:24:04,706 --> 00:24:06,693 I have been eating so many vegetables lately 496 00:24:06,726 --> 00:24:07,971 like 497 00:24:07,985 --> 00:24:10,333 - extra vegetables. - Cute. 498 00:24:10,335 --> 00:24:11,692 - What about Helena? - What about her? 499 00:24:11,696 --> 00:24:12,572 She's not vegetarian. 500 00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:14,062 No, but either is Tasha. 501 00:24:14,065 --> 00:24:14,880 True. 502 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,752 Everyone's coming over 'cause we're all broke. 503 00:24:18,295 --> 00:24:19,443 Helena's not broke. 504 00:24:19,446 --> 00:24:21,732 But Jamie's not a gold digger, like Dylan, 505 00:24:21,736 --> 00:24:23,600 so that's why we're not eating out. 506 00:24:23,618 --> 00:24:26,603 - That sounds great. - In fact, I feel like 507 00:24:26,605 --> 00:24:29,092 she's kind of the most honest 508 00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:32,673 self-sacrificing person I've met in a really really long time. 509 00:24:32,975 --> 00:24:36,790 I'm just saying she's a new friend and I'm excited and 510 00:24:37,207 --> 00:24:40,022 I just want everything to be perfect tonight. That's all. 511 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:42,083 For you or for Helena? 512 00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:45,890 Why is Jenny here? You didn't tell me... 513 00:24:48,017 --> 00:24:50,290 I just finished writing. So 514 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,062 I was gonna grab something to eat 'cause I'm starving. 515 00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,600 Do you guys mind if I join you? 516 00:24:54,616 --> 00:24:55,751 Sure. 517 00:24:56,316 --> 00:24:57,470 Totally. 518 00:25:01,048 --> 00:25:01,991 Thanks. 519 00:25:07,247 --> 00:25:09,000 Were you smoking? 520 00:25:10,326 --> 00:25:12,061 - Really? - Really. 521 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,560 So what are you making tonight? 522 00:25:21,205 --> 00:25:24,132 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You down, you're a good boy. 523 00:25:24,176 --> 00:25:26,163 - Doggy. - He's just doing his job. 524 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:27,921 I'm really sorry if he scared you. 525 00:25:28,516 --> 00:25:29,701 Come in, please. 526 00:25:33,307 --> 00:25:35,353 I was never this thirsty with Ryan. 527 00:25:37,585 --> 00:25:39,163 They are so cute! 528 00:25:39,556 --> 00:25:41,293 - Here you go. - Thanks. 529 00:25:44,786 --> 00:25:46,883 So, I have no idea, 530 00:25:46,928 --> 00:25:49,012 I have no idea who Ryan's father is, 531 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,472 I mean, we were never married or anything, but, 532 00:25:51,505 --> 00:25:54,562 I'm pretty sure he's the father of Ryan's bigger brother, Jacob. 533 00:25:54,607 --> 00:25:57,300 So you have two children? 534 00:25:57,335 --> 00:25:58,933 Yeah, I know it's... 535 00:25:59,946 --> 00:26:02,051 But I moved back home 536 00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:04,203 after I had Ryan at my mom's... 537 00:26:04,217 --> 00:26:06,950 She helps out with the kids while I'm at work and stuff. 538 00:26:06,988 --> 00:26:08,062 She and my stepdad 539 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,982 are actually just out with Jacob right now. 540 00:26:12,096 --> 00:26:13,772 I obviously can't 541 00:26:13,816 --> 00:26:16,000 really afford another one. 542 00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,580 You know what I think? It's admirable 543 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,250 what you're doing to help your family. 544 00:26:19,766 --> 00:26:21,731 Yeah, but also, 545 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:25,112 my parents don't know about this baby's father 546 00:26:25,157 --> 00:26:26,800 because they would fuck him. 547 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,592 Right, we completely understand. 548 00:26:37,518 --> 00:26:41,660 So, I really loved the pictures of your house that you sent. 549 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,723 All that art work you have is awesome! 550 00:26:43,765 --> 00:26:45,860 Thanks. But actually we're building 551 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,882 a second storey so the baby can have their own 552 00:26:47,927 --> 00:26:48,963 bedroom. 553 00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:50,170 Cool. 554 00:26:51,447 --> 00:26:54,823 So, which one of you is in the movie business? 555 00:26:54,857 --> 00:26:56,361 I am. 556 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:58,750 What movies have you worked on? 557 00:26:58,788 --> 00:27:01,332 I'm really into all Pixar stuff 'cause of the little guys, but... 558 00:27:02,036 --> 00:27:03,962 I've never done a family movie. 559 00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:05,341 I'd love to. 560 00:27:05,377 --> 00:27:06,511 It would be great. 561 00:27:07,048 --> 00:27:09,620 Actually I just did a movie with Nikki Stevens. 562 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:10,553 Really? 563 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:13,361 My God! It's awesome! I love her. She's so cool. 564 00:27:13,396 --> 00:27:15,992 Did you see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"? Angie loves that movie. 565 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:19,063 Oh my God, it's weird! That was like our favorite movie. 566 00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:21,500 My stepdad actually cried a little bit when 567 00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:23,493 the german sheppard got his sense of smell back. 568 00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:26,033 But he's really embarassed about it. So don't say it. 569 00:27:35,645 --> 00:27:37,683 Hi, I'm Bette Porter. 570 00:27:38,528 --> 00:27:41,051 - Hi, Tina Kennard. - Hey, Jacky. 571 00:27:41,818 --> 00:27:43,782 You hear about the adoption? 572 00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:48,961 He's gonna play with his Batmobil. 573 00:27:49,785 --> 00:27:52,123 Is it okay if she goes too? 574 00:27:57,527 --> 00:27:59,730 She's okay back there with the boys. 575 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:02,990 ???? toilet underneath them. . 576 00:28:03,028 --> 00:28:04,461 I'm sure they'll be fine. 577 00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:09,211 Which one of you is the mother? 578 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:10,822 We both are. 579 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,760 I'd like to know how that works. 580 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:16,392 Tina gave birth to her. 581 00:28:16,985 --> 00:28:18,151 Really? 582 00:28:19,046 --> 00:28:20,901 I would have thought it was you. You're just more... 583 00:28:20,956 --> 00:28:21,990 Yeah, I would have too. 584 00:28:22,027 --> 00:28:23,901 That's why we chose an African-American donor, 585 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:25,960 so that she would look like both of us. 586 00:28:26,006 --> 00:28:27,802 Well, how does she look like her? 587 00:28:27,846 --> 00:28:29,521 - Could you stop it? - I'm wondering. 588 00:28:29,556 --> 00:28:30,860 Marci, it's OK. 589 00:28:32,898 --> 00:28:35,562 Are you, uh, still together with the father? 590 00:28:35,597 --> 00:28:36,721 No. 591 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:39,292 He was just a donor. I adopted Angelica from birth. 592 00:28:42,338 --> 00:28:43,682 But you're married. 593 00:28:43,716 --> 00:28:45,650 Well, you know it's funny, we'd always 594 00:28:45,686 --> 00:28:47,533 said that we wouldn't even consider 595 00:28:47,537 --> 00:28:50,713 getting married until there were full and complete equal rights 596 00:28:50,746 --> 00:28:52,923 under the law. It should be a federal law. 597 00:28:52,956 --> 00:28:54,872 That's what we believe. And in some ways, 598 00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,460 I mean, having said that I think that we're getting closer to it, 599 00:28:57,497 --> 00:29:00,613 you know, and if, and when this latest ballot measure is overturned, 600 00:29:00,645 --> 00:29:02,542 then I think at that time, we would probably, 601 00:29:02,578 --> 00:29:05,483 think about, you know, whether we really want... 602 00:29:06,366 --> 00:29:09,913 I think she's asking if you are married to a man. 603 00:29:12,555 --> 00:29:13,713 You're kidding? 604 00:29:19,566 --> 00:29:21,752 Mom, they're together with each other. 605 00:29:21,797 --> 00:29:23,331 Like, they're a couple. 606 00:29:24,647 --> 00:29:26,562 And you knew that? 607 00:29:26,596 --> 00:29:29,533 - Yeah. It's my choice, mom. - The hell it is. 608 00:29:29,576 --> 00:29:31,482 You move outta here and you take care of your own kids, 609 00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:32,792 then it's up to you. 610 00:29:39,057 --> 00:29:40,420 I think it's time for 611 00:29:40,835 --> 00:29:42,152 both of you to go. 612 00:29:45,626 --> 00:29:47,350 - Here you go! - You sit. 613 00:29:49,867 --> 00:29:51,743 - "Broken" by Tift Merritt - 614 00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,640 What?! Wait a minute. We tell Tasha that, 615 00:29:55,685 --> 00:29:58,441 she's gonna freak out! It's crazy. 616 00:29:58,476 --> 00:30:01,572 Yeah, well, I only lasted for about six months. 617 00:30:01,618 --> 00:30:03,691 My dad was very disappointed. 618 00:30:03,736 --> 00:30:05,200 Why? 'Cause you didn't stay in it? 619 00:30:05,207 --> 00:30:06,313 Why was he? 620 00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:09,482 He comes from a long line of cops. Two of my brothers serve. 621 00:30:09,527 --> 00:30:11,673 So this is a big thing in our family. 622 00:30:11,707 --> 00:30:13,412 Yeah, but you serve in your own way. 623 00:30:13,715 --> 00:30:14,960 Definitively. 624 00:30:15,645 --> 00:30:16,941 That's what I tell him. 625 00:30:16,977 --> 00:30:18,252 And he doesn't believe you? 626 00:30:19,077 --> 00:30:21,803 I don't know. I think what you do is really important. 627 00:30:21,847 --> 00:30:22,920 For sure. I mean, 628 00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:26,540 it's like you save as many lives as a police officer does. 629 00:30:27,668 --> 00:30:29,572 You should come work at the center. 630 00:30:29,616 --> 00:30:33,280 The kids really admire you. You could help so much. 631 00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:34,781 No, and what would I do? 632 00:30:34,818 --> 00:30:36,713 Just your presence would mean a lot. 633 00:30:37,595 --> 00:30:39,641 If you ever want to, I don't know, 634 00:30:39,677 --> 00:30:41,441 maybe do a workshop with them or... 635 00:30:42,235 --> 00:30:42,982 Right. 636 00:30:45,507 --> 00:30:47,271 Oh, and of course there's fundraising. 637 00:30:47,316 --> 00:30:50,092 - It all comes down to fundraising. - Oh my god! 638 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,333 I have no money right now 639 00:30:52,368 --> 00:30:54,562 to give. I mean, I do have rich friends. 640 00:30:54,638 --> 00:30:56,370 Are you really gonna do this one by one? 641 00:30:56,405 --> 00:30:58,770 Yeah, well, I was gonna buy... 642 00:30:58,806 --> 00:31:00,161 Let me show you a trick. 643 00:31:00,208 --> 00:31:01,312 Just trying to... 644 00:31:03,717 --> 00:31:04,831 It's a little trick. 645 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:09,090 What? Put them away? 646 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:11,800 No nuts in the nutloaf? 647 00:31:16,866 --> 00:31:18,282 Oh my god... 648 00:31:18,315 --> 00:31:20,650 That's good. That's really good. 649 00:31:25,648 --> 00:31:28,320 I mean, clearly it's not as fast as my, 650 00:31:28,365 --> 00:31:29,993 my system, but, 651 00:31:30,035 --> 00:31:31,252 it's good. 652 00:31:32,486 --> 00:31:33,983 I'm a little nervous. 653 00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:39,653 Oh, Helena is... 654 00:31:41,198 --> 00:31:43,573 She is great. You're gonna... Do not be nervous. 655 00:31:53,028 --> 00:31:55,362 - "Fairy Tale" by Mimi & Teft - 656 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:14,383 I just love boys' night. 657 00:32:14,426 --> 00:32:16,753 Yeah. I just love looking at all these 658 00:32:16,798 --> 00:32:18,733 beautiful boys. 659 00:32:19,257 --> 00:32:21,241 So what put you off men, honey child? 660 00:32:22,147 --> 00:32:23,600 What didn't? 661 00:32:25,065 --> 00:32:26,091 You got burned? 662 00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:31,461 Well, when you, when you tangle with a man, 663 00:32:31,495 --> 00:32:33,271 you gonna get burned. You know? 664 00:32:33,735 --> 00:32:35,352 Men are just full of shit! 665 00:32:36,015 --> 00:32:38,253 I just enjoy just 666 00:32:38,296 --> 00:32:40,460 hanging out with my girfriend. 667 00:32:40,498 --> 00:32:42,111 Where is that girlfriend of your? 668 00:32:44,688 --> 00:32:47,310 Oh, well, she's at Alice's. 669 00:32:47,357 --> 00:32:51,133 Alice and Tasha are going to try to get 670 00:32:51,176 --> 00:32:53,792 her to get over this Dylan Moreland. 671 00:32:55,255 --> 00:32:57,732 Yeah, see, she's this nasty bitch 672 00:32:57,765 --> 00:32:59,630 that she met a few years back. 673 00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:02,623 So is your lady still hung on this person? 674 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:03,840 I hope not. 675 00:33:03,886 --> 00:33:05,642 It'll break my heart. 676 00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:06,611 Honey, 677 00:33:07,395 --> 00:33:09,641 anybody who messes with Kit Porter's heart 678 00:33:09,685 --> 00:33:11,991 gonna have to answer to Sunset Boulevard. 679 00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:15,290 And that is not something I recommend. 680 00:33:17,088 --> 00:33:19,241 Well, you go on with your bad self. 681 00:33:20,647 --> 00:33:21,512 I got you. 682 00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,473 Yeah, we were saying as you entered 683 00:33:23,556 --> 00:33:25,781 the four of us could maybe go for a midnight walk tonight. 684 00:33:25,827 --> 00:33:26,831 - "Don't Break Away" by Soul Children - 685 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,881 That would be lovely. As long as it's not 686 00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:31,521 Runyon Canyon. You know that place... 687 00:33:31,566 --> 00:33:34,233 I just love Runyon Canyon. Especially at night. 688 00:33:34,275 --> 00:33:35,933 It's always overrun 689 00:33:35,937 --> 00:33:38,543 with unemployed actors and gangsters members. 690 00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:40,912 I don't even care if it's overcrowded. I just fall 691 00:33:40,956 --> 00:33:43,062 on everytime with that incredible view. 692 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,390 Okay. So, this is, this is Helena Peabody. 693 00:33:47,428 --> 00:33:48,701 This is Jamie Chen. 694 00:33:49,908 --> 00:33:52,141 - It's nice to meet you. - It's a pleasure. 695 00:33:52,176 --> 00:33:53,363 Cool. 696 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,030 So we made a nutloaf. 697 00:33:56,017 --> 00:33:58,150 Incredible. It's like meatloaf, but it's nuts. 698 00:33:58,196 --> 00:33:59,931 - That's nuts. - Great. 699 00:34:00,437 --> 00:34:02,061 Cool. Alright. 700 00:34:03,845 --> 00:34:05,301 - "Back It Up" by BETTY - 701 00:34:16,037 --> 00:34:17,902 I tell you what. You call me, 702 00:34:17,935 --> 00:34:20,901 maybe I can teach you many different things. 703 00:34:21,385 --> 00:34:22,721 I'm a really good student. 704 00:34:23,905 --> 00:34:24,991 You're gonna call me, right? 705 00:34:26,067 --> 00:34:27,433 Are you having a good time? 706 00:34:29,765 --> 00:34:32,791 Max, this is Gerard. Gerard, Max. 707 00:34:38,365 --> 00:34:39,940 So you make sure you call me, okay? 708 00:34:41,406 --> 00:34:43,813 - That's rude. - He was just being friendly. 709 00:34:43,847 --> 00:34:45,152 It's what guys do. 710 00:34:48,467 --> 00:34:49,492 Whatever. 711 00:34:53,117 --> 00:34:54,292 How would you feel? 712 00:34:54,335 --> 00:34:57,701 I would feel like you were a living breathing human being 713 00:34:57,748 --> 00:35:00,332 who wasn't trying to pretend you didn't notice a hot guy. 714 00:35:03,586 --> 00:35:05,311 Hi, handsome. 715 00:35:05,597 --> 00:35:06,773 What're you drinking? 716 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:09,702 Mineral water. 717 00:35:11,087 --> 00:35:13,072 It's not so bad. 718 00:35:13,595 --> 00:35:15,213 Just a few more months, right? 719 00:35:19,815 --> 00:35:20,793 Thanks. 720 00:35:22,517 --> 00:35:23,842 I'd better go. 721 00:35:24,678 --> 00:35:26,352 Alright. Go talk to him. 721 00:35:32,596 --> 00:35:34,001 I'm sorry. 722 00:35:36,867 --> 00:35:38,750 All these things are happening to my body, 723 00:35:38,785 --> 00:35:41,570 and they totally go against how I feel about myself. 724 00:35:43,096 --> 00:35:45,332 I guess I'm just a little scared, okay? 725 00:35:46,086 --> 00:35:50,110 I just feel things so intensely. It's driving me fucking nuts. 726 00:35:51,685 --> 00:35:53,492 But I love you, all right? 727 00:35:55,115 --> 00:35:57,202 And I know you're gonna be a great dad. 728 00:35:57,247 --> 00:35:59,581 And I'm really excited to start a family with you. 729 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:03,500 I'm sorry. 730 00:36:08,637 --> 00:36:10,522 Oh, I picked that up. 731 00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:12,633 Oh my gosh, you were so cute! 732 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:16,120 Look what a little tomboy you were. 733 00:36:16,156 --> 00:36:17,610 Oh, yeah, I was. 734 00:36:18,545 --> 00:36:20,250 And look how girly she turned out! 735 00:36:22,316 --> 00:36:23,943 I wanna have a lot of kids. 736 00:36:24,487 --> 00:36:25,830 What about you? 737 00:36:25,866 --> 00:36:28,591 - Well, you know, I think about it. - I think I want like 2 or 3. 738 00:36:28,638 --> 00:36:30,090 If things turn out that way. 739 00:36:30,136 --> 00:36:31,683 - "Dreaming" by Lucia Iman - 740 00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,790 So you really wanna kids, huh? After you work with them all day? 741 00:36:35,795 --> 00:36:37,683 Oh my gosh, yes, I love them. 742 00:36:37,715 --> 00:36:39,011 You don't want kids? 743 00:36:39,048 --> 00:36:41,082 I do, I do, I do. Yeah. 744 00:36:41,128 --> 00:36:42,333 Probably a lot of them. 745 00:36:43,366 --> 00:36:45,872 Helena has kids; she has two. A boy and a girl. 746 00:36:45,915 --> 00:36:47,071 Oh, you do? 747 00:36:47,996 --> 00:36:51,081 I don't have custody, though. My ex does. Their other mother. 748 00:36:51,116 --> 00:36:52,383 Oh, but you see them? 749 00:36:52,425 --> 00:36:54,842 Yeah, every couple a month. 750 00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:57,333 She took them and moved to the south of France. 751 00:36:57,377 --> 00:36:59,532 You only see your children every couple a month? 752 00:36:59,576 --> 00:37:01,203 That must be really hard. 753 00:37:02,076 --> 00:37:03,930 Yeah, but she won this 754 00:37:03,946 --> 00:37:07,203 court ruling which my family supported her on. So... 755 00:37:07,597 --> 00:37:10,120 Oh, god! I sound like the worst mother on the planet. 756 00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:11,680 - Scrabble? - Yeah. 757 00:37:11,725 --> 00:37:13,612 - What do you think? - If you want me to kick your ass. 758 00:37:13,718 --> 00:37:14,912 Oh please, as if. 759 00:37:14,955 --> 00:37:17,501 Actually, I don't think I wanna play a word game with you two. 760 00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:19,201 Let's play monopoly or something. 761 00:37:19,248 --> 00:37:20,930 - I love monopoly too. - Helena? 762 00:37:20,975 --> 00:37:22,231 Monopoly? Scrabble? 763 00:37:23,238 --> 00:37:26,082 You know what actually? I can't. I've got to go. 764 00:37:26,117 --> 00:37:28,103 It's our first boys' night 765 00:37:28,135 --> 00:37:30,433 at the Hit bar. I should be there. 766 00:37:30,477 --> 00:37:32,690 But you know what? This is being... 767 00:37:32,788 --> 00:37:35,230 This is being great. It's been lovely. It's been delicious. 768 00:37:35,275 --> 00:37:36,831 Do you wanna take some nutloaf to go? 769 00:37:36,835 --> 00:37:38,322 I can wrap some up for you. 770 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:42,691 No. I mean, it was lovely, but I'll probably, 771 00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:45,492 - I'll... It was so good to meet you. - It was so nice to meet you too. 772 00:37:45,528 --> 00:37:47,533 - I'll see you soon. - You're really nice. Thank you guys 773 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:49,331 for organizing this. That was great. 774 00:37:49,378 --> 00:37:50,942 Alright. See you, Tasha. 775 00:37:58,197 --> 00:38:00,461 - She's a really great girl. - Yeah, 776 00:38:00,497 --> 00:38:02,471 she's good. She's great. 777 00:38:02,507 --> 00:38:03,943 Yeah, she's nice. 778 00:38:08,835 --> 00:38:10,300 Alright, we tried. 779 00:38:40,367 --> 00:38:41,463 Alright. 780 00:38:42,805 --> 00:38:43,772 Have fun. 781 00:38:44,878 --> 00:38:46,450 I'll talk to you later. 782 00:38:51,925 --> 00:38:55,681 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I went to the Planet. I just... 783 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:59,751 I'm at a loss, Helena. I don't know what to do. 784 00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:02,660 Have dinner with me. 785 00:39:04,247 --> 00:39:05,542 I'll let you know when. 786 00:39:13,988 --> 00:39:15,012 Fuck! 787 00:39:17,385 --> 00:39:19,730 Look, you are gonna love it. 788 00:39:19,778 --> 00:39:21,300 Alright, let me see. 789 00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:24,982 It's an office! 790 00:39:28,527 --> 00:39:31,512 I turned your bedroom into an office! 791 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:34,700 - You what? - Well, I've been wanting 792 00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:36,132 to have an office so 793 00:39:36,168 --> 00:39:37,301 I didn't have to write in the kitchen 794 00:39:37,307 --> 00:39:39,730 and now that we're sleeping together, I just thought that 795 00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,141 this would actually be perfect. 796 00:39:47,757 --> 00:39:50,421 - No! - Come on. Just think about this. 797 00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:53,411 If you don't have to tiptoe around me late at night? 798 00:39:54,075 --> 00:39:55,781 Are you testing me? 799 00:39:55,818 --> 00:39:57,392 Is that what this is about? Are you, are you... 800 00:39:58,275 --> 00:39:59,352 Are you... 801 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,811 I mean, are you putting on the Crazy Jenny Show 802 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,830 just to see how far you can push it with me? 803 00:40:04,215 --> 00:40:05,740 Is that what this is? 804 00:40:09,236 --> 00:40:10,770 What are you doing? What? 805 00:40:12,447 --> 00:40:14,001 I can change it back. 806 00:40:14,508 --> 00:40:17,582 We are obviously in different places in our life. 807 00:40:17,628 --> 00:40:19,912 I don't need you to change this back. I just ask 808 00:40:19,957 --> 00:40:21,290 that next time, 809 00:40:21,295 --> 00:40:23,350 when you do something like this, you talk to me about it. 810 00:40:23,385 --> 00:40:25,652 - Okay, I'm just stupid. - Will you stop? 811 00:40:25,696 --> 00:40:27,261 - Stop, don't... Do me a favor. - Absolutely everything... 812 00:40:27,305 --> 00:40:29,200 Don't get melodramatic right now, okay? 813 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,000 Please. 814 00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:34,541 Do you hate me? 815 00:40:44,688 --> 00:40:46,031 Do you love me? 816 00:40:51,346 --> 00:40:52,221 I do. 817 00:40:54,435 --> 00:40:55,721 I love you. 818 00:41:00,047 --> 00:41:01,283 I do. 819 00:41:03,515 --> 00:41:05,473 That's the only part of my job that I kinda hate 820 00:41:05,516 --> 00:41:06,752 but I know important it is, 821 00:41:06,787 --> 00:41:08,792 and I'm always trying to come up with something different. 822 00:41:08,827 --> 00:41:11,862 Oh yeah. I know I hate fundraising diners. 823 00:41:11,898 --> 00:41:14,182 - Rubber chicken dinners. - I used to have to go to them 824 00:41:14,226 --> 00:41:15,760 when I used to be in the service. 825 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:18,342 And the worst part is the entertainment. 826 00:41:19,547 --> 00:41:21,523 My grandma could do a better job than that. 827 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,963 I know, I'm serious! She really could! 828 00:41:25,997 --> 00:41:28,322 I went to one in college that was cool. 829 00:41:28,357 --> 00:41:29,721 I used to be an Act UP. 830 00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:31,353 Did I tell you that? Yeah. 831 00:41:31,397 --> 00:41:34,231 And it was like a dance marathon kind of a thing. 832 00:41:34,268 --> 00:41:36,823 - It was good. - Oh my god, I love that idea. 833 00:41:36,865 --> 00:41:38,003 Yeah, it sounds fun. 834 00:41:38,048 --> 00:41:39,410 Yeah, because we have these kids 835 00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:41,620 that are like amazing dancers at the center. 836 00:41:41,658 --> 00:41:42,952 Is that something we could do? 837 00:41:42,987 --> 00:41:45,463 I wouldn't have the first idea how to go about it. 838 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:47,700 Well, you just get like a cool space, 839 00:41:47,746 --> 00:41:50,252 like Hit or something. It won't be hard. 840 00:41:54,456 --> 00:41:55,693 So... 841 00:41:55,737 --> 00:41:57,013 So what? 842 00:41:58,326 --> 00:42:00,881 No, I don't... I'm just saying it's a good idea. 843 00:42:01,315 --> 00:42:03,012 Don't you think she'd be really good at this? 844 00:42:03,046 --> 00:42:06,170 Yeah, you seem so interested and you don't have a job. So... 845 00:42:06,776 --> 00:42:09,363 - What are you saying? - Oh come on, you're born to do this. 846 00:42:09,398 --> 00:42:11,520 You'd be great event chair. Please. 847 00:42:11,557 --> 00:42:13,190 - Please, please? Would you help me? - What? 848 00:42:13,227 --> 00:42:15,060 - Well I'll help you, of course. - Oh, thank you. Thank you! 849 00:42:15,095 --> 00:42:16,971 - You're so wonderful. - But you're helping. 850 00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:19,142 - I am? - Yes, you are. 851 00:42:19,187 --> 00:42:22,210 Yes, you are. Thank you. Oh my god, you're just so great! 852 00:42:22,258 --> 00:42:25,093 Thank you. Thank you so much. It's gonna be so cool. 853 00:42:25,096 --> 00:42:27,222 Yeah, it'll be good. Totally. 854 00:42:31,867 --> 00:42:34,520 Why can't a man just come up and say 855 00:42:34,527 --> 00:42:35,741 what's on his mind? 856 00:42:35,748 --> 00:42:37,862 Well, you tell me what it'd sound like to you. 857 00:42:38,276 --> 00:42:41,813 Back in the day, when I was all men up and, 858 00:42:41,817 --> 00:42:44,803 and I was waiting for something good, 859 00:42:46,388 --> 00:42:48,240 I had this fantasy. 860 00:42:48,248 --> 00:42:49,791 Share it, girlfriend. 861 00:42:50,756 --> 00:42:54,180 I was shopping at Gelson's for groceries, 862 00:42:54,186 --> 00:42:55,120 when 863 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:57,780 this straight-up 864 00:42:58,177 --> 00:42:59,883 brother comes up to me. 865 00:43:00,558 --> 00:43:02,283 No bling, no attitude. 866 00:43:02,387 --> 00:43:03,962 - "The Fruit Machine" by The Ting Tings - 867 00:43:03,965 --> 00:43:07,762 And he says to me, "You are one" 868 00:43:07,808 --> 00:43:10,042 "beautiful woman" 869 00:43:10,525 --> 00:43:14,422 "and I would just love to wake up with" 870 00:43:14,858 --> 00:43:18,372 "your arms and legs wrapped around me" 871 00:43:21,358 --> 00:43:22,943 It sounds nice. 872 00:43:31,536 --> 00:43:32,952 Hey, what's wrong? 873 00:43:32,998 --> 00:43:34,191 Nothing. 874 00:43:38,576 --> 00:43:40,653 I don't get why you're so pissed at me. 875 00:43:40,686 --> 00:43:42,592 I'm not pissed. I'm just tired. 876 00:43:56,085 --> 00:43:57,621 You looked hot at the club. 877 00:43:59,115 --> 00:44:01,180 All those guys were checking you out. 878 00:44:01,216 --> 00:44:02,860 Guys were checking you out too. 879 00:44:04,325 --> 00:44:07,592 They were trying to figure out if I was pregnant or just fat. 880 00:44:07,638 --> 00:44:09,531 You know, it's getting old, Max, 881 00:44:09,606 --> 00:44:11,211 you putting yourself down all the time. 882 00:44:59,506 --> 00:45:00,892 You're right. 883 00:45:04,516 --> 00:45:07,113 I'll try to be so soft replicating. 884 00:45:28,048 --> 00:45:29,941 15 more minutes, honey. 885 00:45:29,986 --> 00:45:32,823 Yeah? Okay. You can, can you hear me? 886 00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:43,662 Don't be discouraged. We're still on the list. 887 00:45:44,566 --> 00:45:46,442 I'm sure we'll find the baby 888 00:45:46,475 --> 00:45:48,420 who's meant to be a part of our family. 889 00:45:48,967 --> 00:45:52,241 I'm just stunned by the ignorance. 890 00:45:53,056 --> 00:45:56,142 Yeah, well, welcome to the rest of America. 891 00:45:56,175 --> 00:45:58,352 I think maybe we've dodged a bullet. 892 00:45:58,398 --> 00:45:59,643 What do you mean? 893 00:46:01,278 --> 00:46:02,971 I don't know. I'm just, 894 00:46:03,015 --> 00:46:05,330 I'm having second thoughts about the adoption. 895 00:46:11,156 --> 00:46:13,193 It's just, you know, it just feels like there are so many things 896 00:46:13,225 --> 00:46:15,160 that are just out of our control. 897 00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:18,693 That's how it is. Everything's out of our control. 898 00:46:20,257 --> 00:46:23,890 But every baby has a genetic imprint. 899 00:46:23,956 --> 00:46:25,473 You know? Whether we like it or not. 900 00:46:25,508 --> 00:46:28,810 And the fact is we don't know anything about Marcy. 901 00:46:28,856 --> 00:46:32,160 Not really. We don't know anything about this baby's father. 902 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,680 And without that family history, 903 00:46:34,566 --> 00:46:37,262 I just don't wanna be inviting that into, 904 00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:40,220 yeah, I don't wanna be exposing Angelica to that 905 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,662 way of thinking. 906 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,131 This will be our baby. 907 00:46:46,536 --> 00:46:49,612 I think we'll have a great influence on its life. 908 00:46:49,685 --> 00:46:50,662 Of course, we will. 909 00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:52,850 I'm just trying to talk honestly with you. 910 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:55,432 This is my response to what happened today. 911 00:47:01,537 --> 00:47:02,840 Who is it? 912 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,182 It's Marcy. 913 00:47:10,058 --> 00:47:12,443 I hope you don't mind. I was gonna call, but 914 00:47:12,486 --> 00:47:15,273 I don't want Bob and my mom to hear. So... 915 00:47:16,007 --> 00:47:18,361 - It's fine. - Why don't you come in? 916 00:47:18,736 --> 00:47:21,170 - Come sit down. - Okay, yeah, thanks. 917 00:47:26,085 --> 00:47:28,121 I just wanted to... 918 00:47:30,498 --> 00:47:33,113 I just, I'm really sorry 919 00:47:33,156 --> 00:47:35,442 about what happened today. My parents don't 920 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:38,351 approve, but they don't approve of lots of stuff, so... 921 00:47:40,438 --> 00:47:43,080 - We understand. - These things happen. 922 00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:46,141 Yeah. But I really don't care. 923 00:47:47,085 --> 00:47:51,321 I mean, this is my body, and my baby, and my decision, 924 00:47:52,027 --> 00:47:53,161 and 925 00:47:53,595 --> 00:47:56,973 you're the family that I want my baby to go to. 926 00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:03,461 Are you sure? 927 00:48:13,038 --> 00:48:14,483 Have you met 928 00:48:14,947 --> 00:48:18,151 - the other two couples? - Yeah, I met them. I mean, they're 929 00:48:18,196 --> 00:48:19,722 fine. I just... 930 00:48:20,388 --> 00:48:23,210 I don't like 'em as much as I like you guys. 931 00:48:23,256 --> 00:48:25,553 They're just not as interesting and 932 00:48:25,587 --> 00:48:29,383 this baby, he's gonna have an interesting life. 933 00:48:30,945 --> 00:48:32,090 He? 934 00:48:34,655 --> 00:48:36,121 It's a boy. 935 00:48:36,775 --> 00:48:40,161 Which is another reason why I want you to be 936 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,693 his parents. 937 00:48:42,308 --> 00:48:45,272 'Cause this world needs boys who are gonna do things 938 00:48:45,308 --> 00:48:46,860 different. 939 00:48:47,367 --> 00:48:50,890 And I really want my baby to have a chance at that. 940 00:48:51,948 --> 00:48:54,932 At making this world, you know, just a little better. 941 00:49:02,006 --> 00:49:03,460 So, yeah... 942 00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:14,902 Thank you. 943 00:49:29,995 --> 00:49:32,293 Okay, so I'm not gonna be... So just... 944 00:49:32,327 --> 00:49:33,392 Call me. 945 00:49:39,045 --> 00:49:41,701 What the fuck was that?! I can't take this! 946 00:49:42,378 --> 00:49:43,732 I can't take it! 947 00:50:38,086 --> 00:50:39,491 I'm happy. 948 00:50:47,035 --> 00:50:49,171 It was just a momentary thing. 949 00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:08,241 We're gonna have a baby. 950 00:51:37,527 --> 00:51:39,953 - "Another One" by BETTY - 951 00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:24,113 titelilie 68523

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