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There's nothing like an evening among friends.

Relaxing on the patio, at home,

under this beautiful sky...

With people you've known for 25 years.

So you have nothing to prove anymore.

Nothing to hide.

Nothing to show.

Because...

Between best friends everything is simple.

And plain.

And no matter what...

I don't know... people croak.

Even us.

OK, but why tomorrow?

Are you in a hurry?

No, you moron, not at all.

Why would I croak tomorrow?

Give it another 50 years.

You never know, bro.

So let's enjoy ourselves now, while it's all good.

What's to enjoy about dying tomorrow?

It's bad.

Basically, we're dying.

You're getting me down.

You started it!

So you feel like you're dying?

Any particular reason?

You're the one who said it.

That you're dying?

You said that! I just repeated it.

Bullshit!

You said I won't live to see tomorrow.

I didn't!

Rewind, bro. You did!

No, I said, "What if?"

I said we never know.

I was only contemplating it.

- Contemplating? - Yes, you moron.

We may die, or we may not.

You've had enough for the night.

Maybe... Maybe not.

We'll see...

As long as we're fine.

As long as we enjoy ourselves.

Why aren't you enjoying yourself?

I am.

With that long face?

No way!

What long face?

Yours, I'm afraid.

What's troubling you?

- What are you missing? - Nothing.

There must be something.

What?

What, indeed.

I don't know. Maybe.

We all miss something.

1 David and Toma

Bullshit. If you've got balls life is simple.

I do have balls. But I can see the truth.

I'm not high, I won't make up feelgood stories.

It's not a story. It's reality. Look at it!

Look at us!

You have to see it. Or not - that's the secret.

Very clever. Deep.

- If you truly choose to - - Hey!

Enough with the chick-bait bullshit.

What's next, how to be successful in 5 easy steps?

- It's not bullshit. - It is.

Cheap marketing bullshit, like Coelho.

Jerk-off material.

That old punk sold stories to morons.

What do I have to do with him? I can't read.

You think the Universe is there to make you happy?

Yes, I really do.

Can you be any more stupid?

You can't possibly believe that.

As a matter of fact, I do.

I know it's complicated, but be logical.

You are a...

A what?

An ant.

- And? - And the sky is as big as fuck.

Why would it do anything for you?

Who do you think you are?

A human being. Tommy. Don't I deserve this?

Only if you're stupid enough to believe that.

See? And you deserve it too.

Believe it or not.

Tommy, cut the ranting.

Who is the lady?

You'll wake the children.

- Hush, then - I put them to sleep.

After trying for two hours.

Too long. You're no good at it.

Maybe sometimes I don't wake up too early.

I'm no early bird.

But once I'm up, I get stuff done.

Such as?

Oh, plenty of stuff. Lots.

It's not easy being Romania's best promoter.

- Pleasing every nutcase... - Wow!

May I touch you?

Artists are tricky. Huge ego, small brain.

I have a job too.

- Plus all the housework. - True.

But, no offence we have different roles.

I open up new perspectives, take initiatives.

- I push our family forward. - And I'm drawing it back?

Love, don't flaunt your efforts.

There are rewards, too.

David and I work too, and we don't complain.

Especially not here with you.

Why would you, when others work for you.

I work for others and I'm happy with it.

But that happiness doesn't just fall from the sky.

No, the sky has other business.

Your happiness gets deducted from elsewhere.

Deducted?

Tommy, the world has its own balance.

- A balance? - I've been thinking.

A lot.

While you're away at events and concerts,

and I stay with the boys, I think there must be a balance.

For each moment of happiness - a moment of misery.

Why shouldn't we all be happy?

- How could that be? - Just so!

So...

Next time you're so happy,

think of who will pay for it.

- Who? - I don't know.

- Ana, are you unhappy? - No, Tom, but...

Someone is working hard for your happiness.

Appreciate it.

But I know how much you work!

I do, trust me!

More than you think.

Yes, David, I pay attention to people.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I know what you do, what she does, what Monica does.

Though I may not always appreciate it.

And what do you appreciate?

The fact that you are my Ana,

my love, my wife, who takes care of our children and me,

who, though upset now because of my good fortune,

will still bring some yummy caramel ice-cream.

It would go great after this joint.

Go get it yourself!

- I can't! - Of course you can!

- Aren't you the biggest promoter in... - You're better.

You know how to find the right bowls,

to add in a banana...

- And some maple syrup... - You're so insolent!

- He is! - Anything else?

No.

Of course, if Ana would like to add in a crunchy biscuit...

He's crossing every line!

Do you want some?

I don't know how you can stand him.

Something sweet would be nice.

After I make this, I'm off to sleep.

3. FOUR

Above all the visible things, I must admit she's a woman...

A real woman, you know?

- Do you, really? - Know what?

- About Ana. - Yes, she's very...

No, really, David.

What she can do in bed is quite rare.

Trust me. I do have the means of comparison.

After all this time, Ana is still very competitive.

She's top notch, get it?

OK, I believe you.

Buddy, when I say competitive, I mean professional level.

No limits. Not like "I'm not doing that".

- You get it? - Whoa, man!

Enough! I get it, I'm glad for you, but...

She might hear us.

So? Nothing bad about it.

- No shame. - I don't know, man.

Let's not talk about "it".

Why not? What else should we talk about?

"It" is the best subject!

We'll find something.

Better than Ana?

- That's not it. - Wanna talk about Monica?

- We do have other... - We don't.

None.

Especially here, now, after a joint.

Look at this great balcony! Patio, bro!

C'mon... admit it!

- What? - Sex is the engine of the world.

It gets you to work in the morning.

- That's not it. - Yes it is!

It gives you someone and something to come back to.

Unless you're lazy.

Then you get no nookie later.

You're wasted, completely stoned.

I'm perfectly fine.

How are things between you and Monica?

You don't give up, do you?

- Why? Any problems? - No, everything's... fine.

I don't mean "everything". I mean "it".

You know, when you're alone?

We get along fine.

- Really? - Really.

Good for you!

I'm glad.

As fine as it can get after 15 years.

There aren't... many new things left.

And that's fine?

- No. - You said it was fine.

- I meant in general. - And in particular?

I get a feeling it's not quite fine.

That's normal.

After 15 years, it can't be like day one.

No, that would be quite stupid.

Isn't it normal to evolve?

To explore, to discover,

to find other spots, other moves, other...

You do explore for a while, but how much can you... ?

The possibilities are limited, right?

True.

- You've checked it all in 15 years. - Right.

Even I have to admit, no matter how much I try,

and how good Ana is...

And Ana really is talented.

Routine still sets in, lust diminishes.

Because we're getting old.

No, you're wrong.

Sure, we're getting old,

but, though your wife is, with due respect, a hot chick,

you look differently at a stranger.

Or someone you can't have.

It's not age, it's the need for sometihng new.

We always want something new.

But you can't have something new all the time.

You try to settle for what's at home.

- Whose home? - Your own.

My home?

Tom, you're wasted. My home.

Me, I settle for what I've got at home.

Do you, really?

Well, I kind of have no choice.

You always have a choice, don't be stupid!

You can always change something.

You don't even need new chicks.

Just a change of situation.

Change is the key.

Change is complicated, not at all easy.

Complicated, risky...

That's the point!

You can ruin your life in a blink.

Yours and others'.

So I started to think about dependable changes.

With people you know.

Like the four of us.

The four of us?

You, me, Ana and Monica.

What about us?

We could help each other more.

How exactly?

Just help each other.

- I don't get it. - Yes, you do.

Do you like Ana?

Yeah, she's a good woman, a good friend.

So you like her.

Your point?

I feel the same about Monica.

Keep going...

What do you think?

Bullshit.

No bullshit.

I can't believe you're implying that...

That...

I am.

You're not implying that!

I really am.

Are you insane?

You want to...?

No way!

What exactly do you feel about Monica?

She's a good friend...

... trustworthy...

- And very... - Very...?

... Attractive, sexy.

Sexy? My wife?

Yes, bro, sexy.

- And? - And nothing.

The same way Ana is, as we both know...

... very sexy.

- Sure... - Sure, what?

We are two lucky men.

We should stop with this nonsense about...

We are lucky, but we could be luckier.

Twice luckier.

How?

With a switch.

Go fuck yourself!

- I'd rather fuck someone else. - Hey!

Chill, I'm joking!

But the four of us have potential.

- What do you mean? - Just that.

2 + 2 = 4.

- So? - Nothing.

2 + 2 always equals 4.

What matters is that we can count on the four of us.

A pair can be two people, or two other people.

The other two.

It doesn't always have to be the same two.

You've never got so wasted from weed.

You got scared!

Look at you, all panicky.

- I didn't panic. - You're hiding!

I have nothing to hide.

Exactly. So stop playing the fool!

- Do you like Ana? - Don't start!

Yes or no, please. For Tommy!

Do you like Ana?

Yes!

And I like Monica.

Keep going...

So, wouldn't you like, from time to time,

to change our...

No!

Alright, sorry, I had to try.

No, you didn't.

Actually, it was a must.

Are you insane?

How can you suggest that we...?

What did I suggest, you nutcase?

What, indeed!

That you're bored with Ana and you want us to switch.

- No, moron! - Then what?

Just once in a while.

You with Ana, and me with Monica.

You're such an asshole!

Why am I surprised?

It wouldn't be permanent.

We wouldn't tell our children they have a new mum.

No way!

Something discreet, infrequent

Once or twice a... month.

A month?

Weekly?

No, you moron, I thought more like a year.

Too little.

But for starters...

Did you come up with this idea now?

From the joint?

I must admit it's not new.

- And not at all bad. - No, it's totally insane.

We're not that age anymore...

Once you clear your head -

David, cut the crap, it's a perfect idea.

It solves both our and their problems.

Don't think they're not bored.

They also have needs, things to deal with.

And we really did our job.

But, after a while, it's all been done.

They might not look elsewhere, but they won't be happy.

This is good for them too.

Everything is safe and comfortable.

And risk-free.

- Exactly! - Definitely!

We don't risk a thing!

What do you think?

I must admit it's...

... absolutely stupid!

It's nonsense!

A stupid, impossible fantasy.

It's not impossible. I've just imagined it.

You actually think of these things?

It's a big step from friendship to swinging.

How about switching cars first?

That too. I want to test yours.

It's an automatic, right?

- The car! - Yes, the car.

Now, back to our wives.

- You're sick! - I'm healthy as a horse!

This is pure health, bio shit.

Just cut the bullshit.

Wouldn't you want a night with Ana?

- This is pointless talk. - Who wouldn't?

Be a man and admit it!

- What? - That you are a smart, sane bloke,

with a normal body, who would want an hour or a night with my wife.

My wife. Me being your best friend.

- This being like a bonus...? - Exactly!

You're serious!

- You say it like it's natural. - Well, it is. Very natural.

It's a law.

Any guy wants to fuck his friend's lover, wife, hamster, whatever.

- It's a fact! - Fact or not...

- You're my best friend. - Exactly!

- We go back 25 years. - There you go!

- How could I...? - Just like that!

Think of all the times she bounced her ass at you.

And what an ass!

If Ana was ugly as shit, you'd get a chance at morality.

But why debate, when she looks like that?

You did dream you were fucking her.

- Fucking who? - Ana's mother!

- Shut the... - Nothing to be ashamed of.

It would've been weird not to.

I admit I dreamt about Monica.

What?

I did, you moron. It's hard not to.

With that orange, knee-length dress.

- When she bends for the kids... - Hey!

Bro, I'm not blind!

What kind of dream?

How does one dream of sexy women, idiot?

Just like you dreamt about Ana.

- You're unbelievable. - Come on!

Admit it! There's nothing wrong with it.

So, what did you do to her?

Like how?

- In your dream. - Nothing!

Bullshit!

You dreamt you did nothing?

- What kind of nothing? - Just nothing!

- I'm out of here. - Chill, I'm kidding.

It was just a dream.

Exactly, we must know the limit between dream and reality.

We know, but we can't limit.

Instead of tormenting and lying, how about fixing this in real world?

- And that's the way you fix it? - The only way.

- We need a plan. - No way!

Won't you stop already?

Are you doing this to provoke me?

Or do you actually want Monica?

Finally, a serious talk.

Yes, I'll admit I want a chance with Monica.

A fair chance and only with your...

- My blessing... - Of course!

- And her consent. - So you won't rape her!

Maybe she's willing.

- I really think so... - What?

That she'd say yes.

And I'd be fine with you and Ana...

Any time.

Even tonight.

- What? - You heard me!

The circumstances are perfect.

It's late, we're wasted, she's had a beer.

Tomorrow we can blame the booze.

- Really? - Easy-peasy!

- When she comes, I'll ask. - What?

You won't ask a thing! Are you insane?

This time I'm dead serious!

Don't you dare ask a thing!

Anyway, I'm leaving.

She might not want to anyway!

Stop it! Are you insane?

It's 01:00 AM, I'm done.

David, you can't leave now!

Sorry, I took a shower.

Great, Ana, right on time!

4. IN MY BED

- Soft, but good. - It was a long shower.

Quite good.

- Ana? She's the best! - I meant the ice-cream.

Both are good.

Yes, Ana and the ice-cream alike.

I meant Ana and Monica.

Two wonderful women.

What? Are you feeling guilty?

- For what? - You have no reason?

To feel guilty?

Probably...

We all make mistakes.

Me, you...

David, Monica...

We were talking about you.

Then we're talking about you too.

And David, and Monica.

And all of us.

The four of us are bonded.

- Don't you feel it? - Feel what?

This bond between us.

I think we got really far.

Beyond ordinary friendship.

- The ice-cream is great. Caramel and... - Vanilla.

- Alright... - Really, Ana.

The four of us go way back.

We've been through a lot, we're ready for the next level.

You added some other fruits beside the bananas.

I mixed in slices of peach.

I think we should dare open up more to one another.

And maple syrup!

What about maple syrup?

It's tasty.

OK, David, I get it, you like the ice-cream.

I was talking about something more important.

You don't like ice-cream?

I do, but I like other things, too.

I have priorities.

And ice-cream, no matter how good, is not number one.

And what's number one?

Good question, it deserves an answer.

We should all answer.

Do tell!

Me?

It's simple.

Number one is the four of us.

You and Monica, me and David.

- Tell the truth! - This is the truth!

Yes, but you were talking about pleasure priorities.

What's number one?

You, Monica...

And David, I got it. You're too wasted to focus.

But I do focus, on the essential part.

On truth.

Tonight, I feel I have the guts to tell the truth.

- I propose - - Where did you buy it?

- Buy what? - The maple syrup.

I rarely see it in stores.

That's what you're interested in right now?

At 01:00 AM, here with me and Ana...

Really, it's very good.

I heard you can use it instead of sugar...

Go fuck yourself!

- Ana, I spoke with David. - Bullshit!

I didn't say anything, he should shut up.

Some bullshit he shouldn't say again.

It's late, we're wasted, we should all go to sleep.

My point exactly.

Great, let's go to sleep.

I thought David should sleep over.

- I live so close. - You've drank, you've smoked pot.

- It's three blocks away... - What do you think?

He lives around the corner, but I can set the couch.

No, I'd prefer the couch.

I'm going home to sleep in my bed.

What's wrong with mine?

Don't be stupid, I'm off.

Don't you like my home?

That's not the point.

It's just like your home.

We bought the same mattresses.

You'll sleep like a baby.

- I'm leaving! - Don't you want David to stay?

As he pleases. I'm so tired.

Why am I wasting my time with you two? You're wasted.

I'm going to bed.

- Ana, if you love me, stay! - Stop with the -

If you love and trust me, stay a bit more!

I have... I have something...

What?

- We have - - No!

David and I have a proposition.

No I don't. The man is a raving lunatic.

I stayed to be sure he wouldn't tell you this bullshit.

Or to make sure I'll tell her.

Yeah, right, you got it. He's wasted!

I'm quite clear.

What was in that joint?

- High-quality shit, organic. - That explains it.

Go to sleep. I'll get going in five, too.

- Five minutes for Ana? - Right!!

Really, go. He's talking nonsense.

Ana, wait a second, Ana!

Wait a sec!

What do you think about David?

Enough! Out with it, or I'm out of here.

Trust me, five minutes!

Trust me, go to bed!

Do you know what he wants to tell me?

I think so, but it's nonsense!

On the contrary.

David is scared.

Or faking it. He can be brave.

So, what do you think about him?

- I guess he can be brave - - I'm telling you he is.

He's good with risks.

- So? - I'm sure of it.

I'm asking you...

What do you think about him as a friend...

As a man.

Stop this nonsense! What's your point?

Your opinion of him.

He said he finds you attractive.

He asked me, I didn't start -

Yes, and I also said I find Monica attractive.

We concluded we are two lucky men.

Is there more?

You and Monica are two lucky women.

Whatever! Keep going.

Are we're very close, all four.

Best friends.

Aren't we?

- Yes, but - - Great!

What does that mean, being best friends?

So?

Nobody knows?

No idea?

It means we can tell the truth.

What we are thinking, wanting.

Are you following me, Ana?

What's there to follow? Do tell.

Tonight, I told David the truth.

When you were away.

Then he told me the truth...

What truth?

- That he's drawn to you. - No!

Just as I'm drawn to Monica.

It's true.

He dreams about you, and I dream about Monica.

It was an absurd, theoretical discussion.

He said it's normal, in a couple,

for boredom and monotony to occur.

So we, men, find ourselves wandering.

You can't not see what's around you.

That doesn't mean you do anything about it.

You just see, and move on, and...

Probably all men who have been long married

are going through this.

Exactly!

And women, too. Isn't it so, Ana?

You're wrong! You're really...

I'm right! That's life...

Of course, you don't mean to cheat,

you want to be fair to your family. But you're not blind.

Nor stupid.

Nor too old to care.

You have eyes and your other parts.

If you deny it, you end up in trouble.

Not unless you want to!

You're right, Ana. You end up wanting.

Despite yourself.

You get it, you're not afraid of the truth.

Where are you going with this?

Instead of accepting what will probably happen,

how about the four of us enrich our friendship

with a new dimension?

What do you mean?

5. THINGS THAT ARE NATURAL

Now comes the sick part, in which he'll suggest -

He's told me.

He proposes that, about twice a month,

we make a switch.

What?

We're the crazy ones, for listening.

What switch?

A switch!

Let him tell you!

What switch, Tom?

Why don't you finish the story?

It's not mine, you psycho!

You came up with it!

I didn't want Ana to think I'm part of a plan...

Tom, please explain.

You're both part of the plan.

All four of us are.

What plan?

Drop the act, Ana! You're a smart girl.

I might get it, but I hope I'm wrong.

Oh, you got it all.

David, tell her.

You probably got it.

I don't think I did.

I want to hear it from you two.

What kind of switch?

The most natural switch.

The soundest.

The safest.

It will save our friendship, our happiness.

Why, is it in any danger?

All the time. Happiness is frail.

Bullshit. Go to bed.

Whose happiness, Tom?

Yours?

A switch would make you happy?

Is that all you have left?

A switch?

- You've tried everything else? - Ana...

Let's see, Tom, what switch?

It's not only about my happiness, but ours.

The four of us.

- Us, two by two. - Two by two?!

Yes, Ana, that's the idea.

You never thought about other men?

Yes, all the time.

Exactly!

And I think about other women.

Even about Monica.

I admit it: I'm attracted by Monica.

Not that I'd want to live with her.

Just fuck her occasionally.

And isn't it normal?

Don't be a hypocrite, think!

Monica is beautiful, you are very beautiful,

I see you both almost daily

Wouldn't I be a shitfaced liar to deny

that I'm sometimes drawn to her?

Hear that!

I can't even get mad, he's an asshole.

David would like to sleep to you, too.

- What? - And it's natural.

I never said that.

Are you that miserable, that you'd trade me for Monica?

You're diverting again.

You and Monica wouldn't be victims.

You too want this, at least as much as we do.

You too have instincts, needs.

You'd like a night with David.

You're the biggest idiot in -

No, Ana, I'm honest!

I'm not hiding.

David, say what you really believe!

I believe this is nonsense.

Bullshit!

If you like Ana, admit it. If not, end of discussion.

Are you fucking nuts?

Am I a commodity for the client?

Ana, this will only happen if we all want it.

I think you want David.

All of this is absurd!

- You can't deny - - There's nothing to deny!

David said the same.

But he dreams about you.

Excuse me?

We're tired, and wasted, and confused.

Crazy stuff has been said.

Let's just call it a day and tomorrow...

What?

We'll have more time to talk.

Why are you such sissies?

You two don't risk a thing!

I admitted I wanted your wife.

You could've punched me.

I risked a 25-year old friendship.

But I took the risk.

I have no problem with you and Ana doing the same.

And you're still hiding?

- Why would we hide? - For fear!

You're afraid!

Two shitpots, obviously drawn to each other.

too stupid and afraid to admit to the truth:

That they could enjoy themselves,

just like the other two.

No one would be mad. We'd be in the same boat.

Yes, in the same bed.

It's a long way to go.

First, let's see how it works in two.

- Don't be afraid. - It's not that!

We could ruin everything between us,

we'd end up hating each other!

No, loving each other!

We make the switch to love each other!

- We all want this! - Jesus Christ!

The world won't end if...

Think practically!

What is this about?

Just sleep in the same room. See what happens.

In the end, we'll have a good laugh anyway.

An exchange of experience.

This is the solution!

Four beautiful people...

- Well, he's uglier, but sensitive. - Fuck off!

After all, who sets the limits?

Just us.

So are you in?

- It's nonsense! - But you'd like it!

You heard of other cases, you're curious.

Get real! In theory it could work.

I don't know about women, but a man thinks about stupid shit.

Practice is different.

Are you fucking insane?

Come on!

Like you'd give a guy your wife and say:

"Give me feedback!"

I'd never pass Monica to a stranger,

or in a swingers club... No way!

But between friends?

It's possible, but it would be foolish.

It would get confusing, complicated.

Theoretically speaking!

We need a practical side too, or it would be a waste.

Tom, you want Monica so much that you'd offer me without any regrets?

- It's not like that. - Oh?

I like Monica, but it's not that.

This would be for the four of us. Two by two.

A balance.

If I was with Monica, but you two weren't, it wouldn't work.

I'd have to lie, cheat, hide.

Word would get out, as it always does.

And there's nothing between you and Monica?

No! Are you mad?

Monica is my friends like you two are friends.

- Are you sure? - Very sure.

You think they...?

Hearing him say that...

Wait a second!

Did you get ahead of us?

Did you come up with this as a way out?

That's why just two won't do.

Suspicion, mistrust and jealousy occur.

That's why my idea is brilliant.

How?

Instead of suspecting and cheating,

we could di it all together. As a team.

Really, Ana, it's the smart thing to do.

Starting tonight!

- Starting what? - Tonight?

You and David could go to your room.

- What? - Are you afraid?

- Of what? - Being there with David.

If it doesn't work out, you just sleep.

He won't assault you.

Give me the keys. I'm not going there.

Why not? It's just a room.

Nothing. It's not the room.

- Then what? - Just...

Really, you should!

You've crossed every line.

We're drawing the line.

Consider it a game! A test!

- It's not the time for tests. - Yes, it is!

He needs to wake up early!

You can sleep in, I'll take the kids to kindergarten.

You go, I'll clean up here.

Come on!

Go fuck yourself! You're insane!

Completely crazy. "You go, guys".

- "I'll do the rest." - So what?

Come on, chop-chop, bed time!

David, you go home, I'll go to sleep.

Let the moron dream his sick dreams

about switching and Monica.

You two are the biggest cowards.

It's late, David smoked pot, he won't be able to perform anyway.

Why are you afraid to sleep in the same room?

It's not about fear!

Then I swear I don't get it.

You're two friends sleeping in the same room.

If nothing happens, you just sleep!

Why are you insisting so much?

Monica is not here.

- What's in it for you? - Must there be anything?

Otherwise you wouldn't push so much. What do you want?

To strike the iron while it's hot. We can try again tomorrow.

What if Monica doesn't agree?

She would never say yes. How about that?

That's the point, moron.

If nothing happens tonight, she won't agree.

But if the first little move is made...

- There'll be no move! - Maybe something innocent.

Sleeping in the same bed is enough.

Enough for what?

For the game to begin.

Then, maybe Monica and I will try it too.

So you'd trade me tonight, just to make Monica agree to...

At least to get even.

Monica wouldn't do this to get even.

But if she knew you two already made a move,

she might test the system. Right, David?

He's crazy!

OK, but isn't Monica very rational?

If she knew stuff happened, she'd be in.

At least to not ruin the balance.

Maybe.

But if, just if, we were as crazy as you, and tried it,

I don't know how she'd respond.

But it's purely theoretical.

Well done, David.

You're getting it.

Monica will be in, with some help.

That's what we have to do tonight, help her.

With a small, innocent move.

True, you'd do the hard part.

Tomorrow will be easier for all.

It's pretty clear.

Everything you've done until now was just to fuck Monica.

Clean and risk-free.

You push David and I so you and Monica have no choice.

Zero guilt.

No one would be guilty of anything.

Be honest to the end!

It's no secret you're bored with me.

It's natural.

But to think you'd be so desperate as to trade me for fresh meat...

- You're pathetic. - Wrong!

You think I can't get fresh meat?

Now that you mention it, yes.

No! Fresh meat is bullshit.

The streets are full of it. I don't care about that!

I suggested this switch between best friends.

To take care of each other. As a family.

Without lying.

Who the fuck is your family?

How is Monica family?

- I care for - - For him too! Why not fuck him?

Could be an option. If he wants to.

- You swing both ways? - Interested?

Fuck off.

It's crystal clear! You want Monica.

Are you... in love?

No, how could I be?

We've known each other too long.

In a way, I love her.

As David loves you.

As friends, as humans.

I find her attractive.

- Really? - Yes.

Why are you telling me this filth?

I don't want to lie.

And it's not filth, it's natural.

It's natural you want to fuck my best friend? His wife?

All men want to fuck their best friend's pretty wife.

David wants it too. But nobody admits it.

I admit it. I want to fuck Monica.

And you, David.

That simple?

We just fuck each other and...

Yes, if we're smart enough.

I'm very open about this.

- Monica is my friend. - This is absurd!

- Yes it is! - Are you sure?

I have no doubt!

- You want Monica? - Yes!

- Don't play with this! - It's the truth.

Fine.

You're very brave...

Let's see if you can keep up.

David, are you coming?

Ana, don't play his game!

This is no game. Come on.

Go, David! It's the best option.

Don't waste time! It's late already.

- Are you crazy? - Go, David!

You go to sleep and that's it!

Freaking outalready?

What happens in there stays in there.

Right. Whatever happens happens.

And you?

I'll stay here for a while, it's nice.

- Will you take the couch? - No, I'll sleep with the boys.

Come on, good night!

David...

Come to sleep!

Are you two sane?

The sanest. Come on!

Come on, David, go!

You're tired, go to sleep!

No pressure.

I don't think it's right.

I'm 100% sure it's right. Go!

You won't be up to much anyway.

Bracing yourself, now?

We'll see who's up to what! Come, David.

- You're the craziest people in - - David!

Let's see how much he can take.

Neither of you is sane!

Good job, kids! See, it wasn't such a big deal.

Then...

- Come on... - Good night!

Ana!

- That was quick. - Had enough already?

No way! Just give David one of my t-shirts to sleep in.

No need, I like to sleep naked.

- Anything else? - Nothing, go.

David?

6. BETWEEN US

What were you two about to do?

What do you mean?

Where did you just go?

Are you stupid? To sleep.

With my wife?

Admit it, you've lost your appetite for the game.

David.

How long have you been sleeping with my wife?

That's a good one. Stop jerking around.

No one was going to do anything.

It was to teach you a lesson.

She waved me to -

Ana, how long have you been screwing David?

I'm really going to bed now. You've crossed every line.

Ana, how long have you been sleeping with David?

You're not funny. I'm off.

Nothing funny about it. Don't you dare leave!

Tommy, come to sleep! You're not thinking clearly.

- We'll talk tomorrow. - How long?

And I want the truth. At least now.

- Who lied? - You two.

Don't you get that I know? Really, I know.

Tom, there's nothing to -

I know about last Thursday, here, at home.

And two weekends ago, when I was away, also here.

What I want to know is when did it all start?

Tommy,

you've had a long night, we're wasted,

we smoked pot like crazy. Let's stop.

Whatever you think you know, it's not true.

Let's stop. Tomorrow we'll regret it.

Why regret it tomorrow? Why not today?

Is it not a good time for regrets?

Anyway, it's 01:00 AM. Is already tomorrow.

So, how long?

Tell me.

It's a life or death question for all of us.

Now everyone is silent?

Which of you is more of a man?

You're sick! You're Tom o'Bedlam!

What was all this commotion for?

To take revenge? To torture? What is this?

Ana, it's not the time to be aggressive.

Show some embarrassment, at least now.

If I can control myself to not kick David's ass,

who has been playing the...

Claiming he wouldn't hear about it.

He already had what I wanted to give him.

He had nothing to gain on this deal.

But, let's get back. For how long?

Kids, grow some balls. How long?

David!

Chill! I get you, we're human.

You just wanted to fuck my wife... just that.

Tell me, how long?

Tom, it's not like that. Nothing happened.

Are you deaf? I know everything! When, where, everything!

Don't tell me nothing happened!

Really, nothing happened.

David, for your own sake, don't piss me off!

Nothing...

... premeditated.

Nothing...

... planned.

It was...

... just...

... an unfortunate accident which -

It wasn't an accident!

It wasn't just one accident!

There were many!

No, no, no...

There weren't many, just...

... a few...

... unfortunate accidents which...

What do you mean, accidents? What is an accident?

What accident? Accidents?!

Did you trip and fell into my wife?

And what's "unfortunate"?

If you didn't like it, you wouldn't have tripped so often!

It was...

It was a...

... a...

... a mistake.

A terrible mistake. But nobody wanted to hurt you.

David, it seems we don't understand each other.

Cut the crap! I have footage.

So cut it out. Just tell me how long!

Got tired, Ana?

My sweetheart is tired.

She went through a lot.

And a lot went through her.

I must take care of you, Ana! You do too much.

You're a mother, a wife, a teacher...

... a mistress, a whore.

Must be so hard to find the time.

Falling asleep, David baby? Hit me with that answer.

So I don't have to hit you.

Come on!

Two.

What?

Two.

Two what?

Years. About two years.

Since you...

... went away on that tour with...

Two years.

I don't know what to say.

Is it much, is it little?

How is it, Ana?

Don't be upset, Ana! Misfortune is just about to begin.

Nothing was premeditated.

It was just...

One evening, Monica went to her mother,

who had one of those episodes she keeps having -

She's not the one who fucked Ana.

- But nobody - - Yes! Everybody!

Everyone on this balcony has fucked Ana!

I was away, Monica was away. Keep going!

I brought the girls to play with the boys and...

My boys.

And you played with Ana.

So two years ago...

We were...

- We were kind of drunk and... - David.

Don't give me details!

Do I look like a wanker who wants details?

Besides, bro, I have footage.

Lots of footage.

What do you mean?

What do you think?

Footage... Lights, camera, action!

It's impossible! How...

Are you sick, how could you...?

It's very possible. I filmed it.

And yes, I'm sick.

But you're the ones who enjoyed fucking in my home.

What could I do but film it?

You could speak!

Or shut up!

But not film it!

Actually, what do you mean you filmed it?

Yes, I filmed it.

You're sick! What you did is sick.

Really? Is that the problem?

I'm the one to blame?

I set a video camera in our room.

In our little room, totally innocent.

To film myself with my wife.

My wife, not...

To spice things up.

I came really close to telling you,

but I feared you wouldn't feel comfortable.

That you'd be embarrassed.

That's what I was thinking.

That you'd be embarrassed.

But, surprise! Wow!

Kids, under different circumstances, I should congratulate you.

You've got my admiration! That was some serious fuck.

Real passion!

The footage downloaded into the laptop.

I transferred it on the phone.

I watched it night and day.

In my car, waiting at a red light,

I rewatch parts of it,

I hit "repeat".

Want to see?

Imagine the first time I saw it.

What a life experience!

A spiritual revelation!

Better than Tibet!

I wanted to tell the tale, but to whom?

To my best friend?

To my wife?

"Princess, you look great!"

- How long have you been filming us? - It's been a while.

I think have around ten... episodes.

A full season.

I thought about posting it on the Internet.

Then show you one evening. "Look, what a coincidence!

"He looks so much like you and she, like my wife!"

Just to see your face.

And then to punch it.

And I would've done it.

I was going to.

But things have changed.

You would've put it online?

Of course!

Didn't you think of the children?

Hey! What's wrong with you?

Since when this total lack of shame?

Please, have some shame!

The children? You fucked David in our home,

ten meters away their room!

Their room is upstairs.

They were never downstairs when...

Anyway, I always locked the door.

Forgive me, Ana! I misjudged you.

See, David, that's a responsible mother.

When you screw your lover, you always lock the door!

Good job, Ana! Mother of the year!

David, were you doing the same?

It was a mistake.

We both knew it was wrong.

It was that attraction you talked about,

towards the one you can't have.

We kept telling ourselves we had to stop.

I'm not interested in your confession!

Keep it for the priests! You'll need it!

Soon, we'll all need it!

Did you lock the door when you did it at your place?

Stop tormenting yourself.

Forgive me! Forgive us! I wish I could crawl to -

You'll crawl. But for my peace of mind...

Did you lock the door, so no one could enter?

It doesn't do any good to anyone.

So you enjoyed taking risks! What a man!

Doing it with the door open!

No... Ana always locked it.

Poor mother, always taking care of everything!

So you did fuck at your place, too.

I don't have footage.

Maybe Monica has some.

- No. - No what?

Please! Don't drag Monica into this!

I'm not. Why would I?

I'll just ask if she has footage to trade.

I get it. If I were in your shoes...

But what would you gain from telling Monica?

Sure, you'd get back on Ana and I.

But you'd hurt Monica. She's innocent.

Not me, David. You've already done it.

More than you think.

I'll live with it my whole life.

I'll carry this burden forever.

Oh, not much longer.

Yes, I do. As long as I live.

Pity you won't live that long.

Yes, he'll live. He, and you, and I.

Tom, stop the shitty threats!

It's not death that scares us, but how we'll live from now on.

It's true, we made a terrible mistake,

we started it, we didn't finish it,

you found out about it, you filmed it.

From now on, it will be very hard to live together and separately.

So stop threatening us with death! Life is the real threat.

Well, then you'll get away easy.

In this sense, we'll all get away easy. Even Monica.

Please, don't drag Monica into this!

Thank God she didn't stay tonight.

She doesn't know. And you won't tell her.

No, you will.

No. I won't tell her!

Do whatever you want to me.

But, please, leave Monica out of this!

David, I think it's not up to me anymore.

When was the last time you fucked Monica?

7. IT GETS DEDUCTED

Ana, remember a month or a month and a half ago,

you made me an appointment with Dr. Sturdza.

I had that stubborn rash.

I did some blood tests...

And?

And...

The first ones came up with a weird result.

I did them again, still weird.

Then again, at another lab where Sturdza sent me.

It's confirmed.

It's fucked up.

What do you mean?

Apparently, I have HIV.

You have what?

Again with your grim jokes? Everything's a joke to you.

It's not plain HIV.

It seems the disease was triggered a while ago.

You're kidding, it's impossible.

- What disease? - What disease is triggered by HIV?

Wait, are you saying you have...

It's the fucking blood tests that are saying it.

I checked three times.

Each time, the same. And in a pretty advanced stage.

Advanced?

It can't be! This does not just pop up.

Where did you get it?

Or...

Yes it can, Ana! Apparently, I do have it.

And given what happened here, and the rate...

I doubt I'm the only one.

As I said, it's fucked up.

And I want to know.

Which one of us three, four...

... brought us this beautiful present?

You want to find out too, right?

David, do you have anything to say?

Are you really serious?

Are you sure? When did you find out?

I got the last confirmation today.

That's why I wanted to talk to you.

I was planning to shoot you, upload the clip,

sell the story to some site, or a TV channel,

send it to...

But then I was relieved.

I figured we all are in the same boat.

Interesting how life works.

All joke aside, I thought, if we're all sick,

at least we should take advantage... all together.

Get even with death.

Laugh in her face.

Two by two.

Deep in despair, I tried to see the good part.

Are you sure we have it too?

I asked the doctors. Not about you, in general.

At the rate you were... and with no protection...

I saw you weren't using any.

- No. - I know, Ana has an IUD.

Since about two years ago, right?

I haven't been with anyone else... other than...

I didn't even go to the dentist, didn't do blood tests.

So I couldn't...

Which one of you...?

The question of the evening!

So, tell me, David, which of us?

Neither did I...

Just with Monica and you. No one else.

Really, nobody at work... Apart from that, I didn't have where.

Then there are two suspects left.

Why two? One. You.

No, two. One is present, the other is probably asleep.

Monica? Are you crazy?

No way!

I would've said the same about Ana, before.

No, it's not Monica. It's you!

That's why you got sick first!

That's not certain.

Yes it is!

With all your trips and your whores!

- What whores? - Ana, it's not the case!

But maybe you're right. I've thought about it myself.

Cause I've had some accidents...

One- or two-night stands.

Not as often as you.

But, in my case, they were whores.

One at a time or simultaneous.

Plus the booze.

Sometimes, in the morning, I couldn't remember what I did.

Or with whom.

For example, when I went on tour

and you two played doctor...

I had a bit of a delicate incident,

but I don't think it happened then.

What do you mean, delicate?

As it happens in a group.

A mixed one.

Mixed? What do you mean, mixed?

What's so hard to get?

Women, men.

Bastard!

You've destroyed us all.

- You're the one. - Not all.

I didn't destroy us all.

True, I've wronged Ana, very badly.

If I'm the one who...

But you, I haven't wronged at all.

I didn't even touch you.

I'm sorry, Ana.

The children!

- What about the children? - Tudor!

What?

This morning, when I cut my finger,

he was in the kitchen.

A drop spilt on the floor. A drop of blood.

I went to wash my hands and he stayed there.

And he was drawing with it on the floor. What if...

No! It can't be!

God, it can't be!

He didn't have any wounds, he couldn't...

No, he did!

Yesterday, he got a scratch in the park.

It was scabbed already, he couldn't have...

But who knows what happened since.

How many time we've exposed the boys.

You bastard! Bastards! What have you done?

Ana, it's not transmitted so easily.

I don't want to hear you or see you!

If we have it, it's all your fault.

It's a punishment because of you. The worst.

How could I expose the boys to such a thing?

No, no, no...

Not the boys! Anyone but the boys!

If we get sick, fine, we deserve it, but not the boys!

Tom, we have to do blood tests now!

Call Sturdza right now, Tom!

Come on already, call him!

- Call Sturdza! - Ana, it's very late.

Leave me alone, you, bastard!

It's your fault! I have to go.

- My fault! - Yes!

You made me lose control, I stopped noticing this asshole sleeping around.

Although I knew it.

Tom, get up! We're going to the doctor!

Where are you going at 2 a.m.?

To the ER! How can I wait?

We'll call Sturdza in the morning. Don't scare the children!

I won't scare the children.

What are you still doing here? Get out!

- Calm down. - Get off me! I could kill you!

You're a goddamn curse!

I knew it was wrong! This is all because of you!

Because of me? Why me?

Why is everything because of me?

Did I send him whoring, in a mixed group?

Did I force you?

Didn't you say the IUD was safer?

Look how safe it was!

Why is everything is because of me?

It's not true!

It's because of you two.

He brought this home.

You passed it to me.

And me?

What do I do now?

How do I tell her... I have to tell her.

Now I really have to tell her.

And the girls...

My girls...

You idiots!

Haven't my girls been exposed too?

What wrong did they do?

If anything happens to my girls...

I'll kill you!

Both of you.

Don't looking at me, asshole.

Yes, I fucked your wife. And she fucked me.

Big deal!

You fucked everything in sight! And told me about it.

And now, you've killed us all!

If you want to throw anyone off this balcony, throw him!

This demented fuck, with his games.

Instead of telling us, he was cracking jokes.

He knew he ruined our lives, and he pranked us.

You beast! You demented fuck!

You twisted bastard!

You were happy!

You knew you killed us, but you were happy!

With your stars and your sky!

- You fucker! - Hey! Wait a second!

I didn't kill you, OK? It was you.

When you fucked my wife.

- That's not my fault. - It is!

Yours! Especially yours! You brought...

It's your fault too, Ana.

Your IUD idea might kill me. We used protection before.

Shut up, you're not dead yet.

Maybe we're fine. Maybe the boys are fine.

Anyway, I don't want to see you ever again.

You scumbag, you coward, you piece of dirt!

It's my fault?

Then let it kill me. But I hope you die too!

I didn't seduce you!

You wanted it! And how you liked it!

Now it's my fault, you filthy coward?

Get out of my house! Out!

All that matters now are my boys.

If they're fine it's all that matters.

And I hope you die!

Don't let me see you again!

No worries, slut, apparently I will die.

As if I'd see you again!

You have each other!

You deserve each other!

Two idiots!

I have to get home now.

I have to tell Monica.

Now, this morning, when I get home.

About the whole disaster.

Me cheating on her, you being sick.

About me...

And her.

And even about the girls.

I have to tell her.

If I make it home.

If I ever make it home.

What have I done?

What in the world have I done?

They are asleep now.

They don't know anything.

It's a nightmare, a fucking nightmare!

How could I? How can I tell them?

I'd rather crash the car.

And settle all the scores.

But first, I should kill you.

You two.

Or not. You're in good hands.

The disease will eat you alive.

I hope it eats you alive!

I hope it does.

Both you and...

... everyone else!

I found out about two weeks ago.

Between friends, word gets out.

Of course, I thought of killing them.

They seemed so happy.

I wasn't.

My sweetheart is right.

Happiness gets deducted.

My blood tests were perfect, even Sturdza was surprised.

The doc was going on vacation.

Three weeks, in Cuba. To relax.

No phone, no email, no nothing.

Ana will try long and hard to find him.

Even with a different lab, it will take a while.

And you need two tests.

It takes time...

And even this illness isn't what it used to be.

But in their situation...

Who knows what they might do in desperation.

I thought of telling them inside, to prevent accidents.

But it was so fine outside.

Under this beautiful sky.

I wonder if David got home safe.