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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,239 --> 00:00:11,842 Once he hits the base, you go. 2 00:00:11,866 --> 00:00:13,701 Don't let me catch you! 3 00:00:13,743 --> 00:00:16,202 - Okay, okay, underhand. Now, listen. - Okay. 4 00:00:16,245 --> 00:00:18,288 - Listen. Brad, you're panicking. - I know. 5 00:00:18,289 --> 00:00:20,332 - Okay, don't panic. It's a softball. - Okay, alright. 6 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:22,144 - It's not a hard ball. It's a softball. - Alright. 7 00:00:22,168 --> 00:00:24,462 Let's go! Good job! 8 00:00:24,503 --> 00:00:27,297 Oh, I did this when I did "Guys and Dolls" in high school! 9 00:00:27,298 --> 00:00:29,901 I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Ah! 10 00:00:29,925 --> 00:00:31,802 - Okay, now you, now you. - How about me? 11 00:00:31,844 --> 00:00:33,484 - Sammy, you're late! - Sorry, Coach, 12 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:35,347 I had to stop and get some donuts. 13 00:00:39,143 --> 00:00:40,519 Alright, here we go! Again! 14 00:00:40,561 --> 00:00:41,645 Again! 15 00:00:41,687 --> 00:00:42,706 - Keep going. - Okay. 16 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:45,524 Whoa, whoa! Settle, settle. 17 00:00:45,566 --> 00:00:47,193 You start packing yet? 18 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:49,362 Oh, no. But, I will. 19 00:00:49,403 --> 00:00:51,238 You want some help? 20 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,657 - From who, you? - Yes, from me. 21 00:00:53,699 --> 00:00:54,658 God! 22 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,202 Well, 'cause you hate packing. 23 00:00:56,243 --> 00:00:57,995 Everybody hates packing, Joel. 24 00:00:58,037 --> 00:00:59,181 But, you know, we do the things 25 00:00:59,205 --> 00:01:01,165 that we hate for the ones we love. 26 00:01:01,207 --> 00:01:03,209 Oh my gosh, are you being tender with me? 27 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,876 - Yes. - Mm, I like it. 28 00:01:04,918 --> 00:01:06,921 - Eh... - Um, 29 00:01:06,962 --> 00:01:09,006 that would be so nice actually, yeah. 30 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:10,549 You know, I think having you there, 31 00:01:10,591 --> 00:01:12,426 it'll feel less overwhelming. 32 00:01:12,468 --> 00:01:14,345 Alright. Well, we'll be miserable together. 33 00:01:14,387 --> 00:01:16,889 I'll bring snacks, and we can party. 34 00:01:17,264 --> 00:01:19,600 Ten! 35 00:01:19,642 --> 00:01:20,768 Yes! 36 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:23,187 Okay, Joel, you're up! Keep it goin'. 37 00:01:23,229 --> 00:01:25,869 - Oh, I'm okay just being a cheerleader. - Let's go. Let's go. 38 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:31,904 Oh, Fred's really in his element out there. 39 00:01:31,946 --> 00:01:34,782 Yes, he is. It's good for us. 40 00:01:34,824 --> 00:01:36,409 Never hurts to move the body. 41 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:38,536 Yeah, speak for yourself. 42 00:01:38,577 --> 00:01:41,455 - You make those? - I did. 43 00:01:42,415 --> 00:01:44,208 They taste better than they look. 44 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,752 I'll see if I have any room left after my maple log. 45 00:01:47,628 --> 00:01:49,668 You know, Sam, I wish you hadn't have brought those. 46 00:01:51,173 --> 00:01:52,758 What, the donuts? 47 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,219 Fred's trying really hard to stay on track. 48 00:01:55,261 --> 00:01:56,387 It isn't easy. 49 00:01:56,429 --> 00:01:58,054 And the French toast for the table 50 00:01:58,097 --> 00:01:59,807 and the donuts are not helping. 51 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:02,327 Well, he doesn't have to eat 'em if he doesn't want to. 52 00:02:02,351 --> 00:02:03,769 It's not a big deal. 53 00:02:03,811 --> 00:02:05,664 I'm not saying anything about how you live your life. 54 00:02:05,688 --> 00:02:07,982 You do whatever you wanna do. Just... 55 00:02:08,023 --> 00:02:09,859 don't bring down Fred with you. 56 00:02:10,568 --> 00:02:11,986 Excuse me? 57 00:02:12,028 --> 00:02:14,155 I-I just call it like I see it. 58 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:21,954 Ooh, snack time! Wee! 59 00:02:21,996 --> 00:02:24,457 - Granola bar, anyone? - Oh, thanks, babe. 60 00:02:24,498 --> 00:02:27,001 - No... - I'm okay. 61 00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:29,295 Alright, kids, make sure you're hydrating. 62 00:02:29,336 --> 00:02:31,922 - Uh, yes, Coach, yes. - Good. 63 00:02:31,964 --> 00:02:33,007 Oh, it's the MVP. 64 00:02:33,049 --> 00:02:34,800 Oh, I don't know about all that. 65 00:02:34,842 --> 00:02:36,635 Um... 66 00:02:36,677 --> 00:02:39,596 I wanted to ask if I could call you? 67 00:02:39,597 --> 00:02:41,700 I know people don't like to pick up the phone anymore, 68 00:02:41,724 --> 00:02:43,350 but would that be okay? 69 00:02:43,392 --> 00:02:45,770 Yeah, anytime. 70 00:02:45,811 --> 00:02:47,980 There's something I wanna do for Joel, 71 00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:50,316 and I could, like, use your help. 72 00:02:50,358 --> 00:02:51,776 Whatever you need. 73 00:02:51,817 --> 00:02:52,878 - Thank you. - Alright, kids, 74 00:02:52,902 --> 00:02:53,944 don't get too comfortable! 75 00:02:53,986 --> 00:02:55,196 We gotta stay nice and loose 76 00:02:55,237 --> 00:02:57,365 because, up next, soft hands! You've had enough. 77 00:02:57,406 --> 00:02:59,134 - Well, I need my glove. - Get your glove. 78 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:10,336 So, this box, which is a yellow Post-it, is donate, 79 00:03:10,378 --> 00:03:13,296 this box is, uh, toss-slash-recycling, 80 00:03:13,297 --> 00:03:14,673 and that's the blue Post-it, 81 00:03:14,715 --> 00:03:17,343 and the pink Post-it is for Sam. 82 00:03:17,385 --> 00:03:19,011 Oh, I like it! 83 00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:21,389 I'm just gonna look through this, uh, "toss" 84 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:23,075 to make sure there's not something I might need. 85 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:24,974 Oh, yeah, please. Be my guest. 86 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:28,144 - Do you want a drink before we get started? - Uh, yeah, I'll take a beer. 87 00:03:28,145 --> 00:03:29,689 - Okay. - Thank you. 88 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:32,066 Oh, cutie. 89 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:35,736 Well, I ripped off the Band-Aid 90 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:37,655 and I finally went out to the farm. 91 00:03:37,697 --> 00:03:39,323 You did? 92 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:40,574 - Mm-hmm. - How did it go? 93 00:03:40,616 --> 00:03:43,660 Um, you know, it was good. He's nice enough. 94 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:46,747 And it seems like he's taking good care of the place, so... 95 00:03:46,789 --> 00:03:48,541 Oh, good. So it wasn't that bad, see? 96 00:03:48,582 --> 00:03:51,252 - Yeah. - What'd I tell ya? You just had to... 97 00:03:51,293 --> 00:03:53,021 - Gotta get outta my head. - Get out of your own head. 98 00:03:53,045 --> 00:03:54,338 I know, I know. 99 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:56,924 - Easier said than done. - I know. 100 00:04:03,973 --> 00:04:05,474 What? What's wrong? 101 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:09,019 Oh, it's just a lot of change. 102 00:04:09,061 --> 00:04:12,189 I know! It's a lot of change for me, too. 103 00:04:12,231 --> 00:04:14,025 Hey, 104 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:16,066 but we're gonna have a lot of fun at the new house. 105 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:18,403 I guess... 106 00:04:18,446 --> 00:04:20,072 - You know what I did? - Hm? 107 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:23,117 I got specially made napkins for the housewarming party. 108 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:25,286 Oh, how fun is that? 109 00:04:25,327 --> 00:04:27,389 I think maybe that will make the church ladies like me. 110 00:04:27,413 --> 00:04:29,790 I can't wait to meet those ladies. 111 00:04:29,832 --> 00:04:32,042 I'm kidding! I'm gonna be on my best behavior! 112 00:04:32,043 --> 00:04:34,146 - Okay. - You know, I love new people. It's like my thing now. 113 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:37,173 Good! I'm so happy to hear it. 114 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:40,718 Wait, donate? Joel. 115 00:04:41,552 --> 00:04:43,763 You're not getting rid of the piano, are you? 116 00:04:43,804 --> 00:04:45,305 - Yeah. I am. - But... 117 00:04:45,347 --> 00:04:48,642 - But, we love this piano. You love this piano. - I know, 118 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:50,393 but Brad already has a piano. 119 00:04:50,394 --> 00:04:52,396 There's no room for this. 120 00:04:52,438 --> 00:04:53,439 It's just a thing. 121 00:04:54,357 --> 00:04:56,232 Yeah, you're right. 122 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,610 You're right, you're right. It's... 123 00:04:57,651 --> 00:04:59,403 It's just a thing. 124 00:04:59,445 --> 00:05:01,572 Okay. Put me in, Coach. What do you need me to do? 125 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:03,657 You want me to sit down and watch you, 126 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:06,077 or, um, go lie down in the bedroom? 127 00:05:15,002 --> 00:05:16,754 Oh, my God, who knew that this baby boy 128 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:18,672 was gonna grow up and have size 14s? 129 00:05:18,714 --> 00:05:22,259 And a little bonnet! I mean, Joel! Oh, my God! 130 00:05:22,301 --> 00:05:24,845 This is so sweet. 131 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:27,807 Um, okay, so is this gonna be for bedroom or for... 132 00:05:27,848 --> 00:05:29,809 Nah, just toss it. 133 00:05:30,184 --> 00:05:31,644 Toss it? Are you crazy? 134 00:05:31,685 --> 00:05:35,272 Joel! Come on, we're not tossing this! 135 00:05:35,314 --> 00:05:37,233 How sweet. 136 00:05:39,902 --> 00:05:41,654 Oh, have you... 137 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:43,322 Have you been saving this for your kids? 138 00:05:45,658 --> 00:05:47,535 It's okay, I... 139 00:05:47,576 --> 00:05:49,286 We're not gonna have kids. 140 00:05:49,328 --> 00:05:51,305 You're not gonna have kids? What are you talking about? 141 00:05:51,329 --> 00:05:52,665 You've always wanted kids, Joel. 142 00:05:52,707 --> 00:05:54,476 It's right there in the middle of your vision board. 143 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,461 Yeah, well, I did... 144 00:05:57,503 --> 00:05:58,796 but things change. 145 00:05:58,838 --> 00:06:00,506 Things change? 146 00:06:01,048 --> 00:06:02,675 Okay... 147 00:06:02,717 --> 00:06:06,887 The piano, I-I guess I can understand, but... 148 00:06:06,929 --> 00:06:10,391 you have always wanted to be a dad, Joel. 149 00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:11,726 That doesn't just go away. 150 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:13,561 Yeah, I know, but... 151 00:06:13,602 --> 00:06:16,105 Sam, you just... You know, it's life. 152 00:06:16,939 --> 00:06:18,941 You have to make compromises. 153 00:06:20,526 --> 00:06:22,403 Besides, I'm gonna be a stepfather now. 154 00:06:22,445 --> 00:06:25,156 I mean, they're 30, and you've never even met them. 155 00:06:25,197 --> 00:06:27,199 Well, that's a lot to look forward to. 156 00:06:32,454 --> 00:06:33,873 Okay. 157 00:06:35,207 --> 00:06:36,767 You know what? If you're good, I'm good. 158 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:39,462 - I'm good. - Promise? 159 00:06:40,379 --> 00:06:42,005 Yes, promise! 160 00:06:42,006 --> 00:06:43,257 Okay. 161 00:06:44,592 --> 00:06:46,218 Well, can I keep this? 162 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:47,844 Sure, why? 163 00:06:47,845 --> 00:06:50,013 Because I wanna wear it to your housewarming party. 164 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:53,184 - Oh, God. Please don't. - I think I can make it work. 165 00:06:53,225 --> 00:06:55,603 It's got just enough give to pop over these things. 166 00:06:55,644 --> 00:06:58,272 Hi. I'm Joel's best friend. 167 00:07:07,406 --> 00:07:10,034 "All I want for Christmas is my two front cunts." 168 00:07:10,076 --> 00:07:11,202 You have outdone yourself. 169 00:07:11,243 --> 00:07:13,037 I told you I was full of surprises. 170 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:15,456 And I'm gonna be first on everyone's shopping list. 171 00:07:15,498 --> 00:07:16,957 I just can't believe that you came up 172 00:07:16,999 --> 00:07:18,041 with all these by yourself. 173 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,144 I feel cheated! 174 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:20,210 Do your boyfriends know 175 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:21,480 that they're banging a big cunt mogul? 176 00:07:21,504 --> 00:07:22,630 Uh, no, 177 00:07:22,671 --> 00:07:24,423 and I would never tell them about these! 178 00:07:24,465 --> 00:07:26,234 It's kind of fun though. It's like I'm a superhero, 179 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:28,427 with some secret identity. I love it. 180 00:07:28,469 --> 00:07:30,721 And I love the money! 181 00:07:30,763 --> 00:07:32,281 What's it like being able to go out to dinner 182 00:07:32,305 --> 00:07:33,905 without checking your bank balance first? 183 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:35,976 It's glorious. 184 00:07:36,018 --> 00:07:38,727 You gotta gimme a raise, you cunt. 185 00:07:38,728 --> 00:07:41,399 - I'll get there. - Ew, here. Will you talk to him? 186 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,400 I don't wanna let him ruin my good mood. 187 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:44,652 Wha... 188 00:07:45,486 --> 00:07:47,279 This isn't good. 189 00:07:51,283 --> 00:07:53,910 Hi, again. Um... 190 00:07:53,911 --> 00:07:56,747 I just need to go down to the basement and, um, grab that map. 191 00:07:56,789 --> 00:07:58,290 - Yeah, all yours. - Okay. 192 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,334 I think I know where it is. 193 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,728 Oh. Bingo. 194 00:08:36,746 --> 00:08:39,123 Hi. Sorry it took me a second. 195 00:08:39,165 --> 00:08:40,708 My dad's not the most organized person, 196 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,918 - but I did find it, so... - Great. 197 00:08:43,669 --> 00:08:45,963 You two really love your meat, huh? 198 00:08:46,005 --> 00:08:47,048 We do. 199 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:49,258 Okay, well, um, Tricia's waiting, so... 200 00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:54,096 - You com... You gonna... Uh, we'll catch up. - Yeah. 201 00:08:56,557 --> 00:08:57,850 Okay. 202 00:08:59,185 --> 00:09:01,896 Nine, ten, eleven, twe... 203 00:09:03,647 --> 00:09:06,025 - Oh, my God! - Did you find it yet? 204 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,027 No! And stop talking, I'm concentrating. 205 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,909 I'm trying to figure out what Dad's doing here! 206 00:09:09,945 --> 00:09:12,990 - Just give it to me, I'll find it. - No! I'll lose my place, stop! 207 00:09:13,032 --> 00:09:14,408 Okay, I think this is it. 208 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:24,919 Seriously! 209 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:30,216 - What's so funny? - Nothing. 210 00:09:30,257 --> 00:09:32,093 Alright, well, these are actually Dad's paces, 211 00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:33,511 so you're more his size, you do it. 212 00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:34,720 - Thanks. - Yeah. 213 00:09:34,762 --> 00:09:35,888 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey! 214 00:09:37,014 --> 00:09:39,725 - Um... How do you say his name again? - No, I have no idea. 215 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:42,519 Hey! Um, can you come over here? 216 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,729 We need your help. 217 00:09:44,605 --> 00:09:45,940 Wait, Wesley. 218 00:09:47,066 --> 00:09:48,543 Oh, sure, just take your fucking time. 219 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:50,754 - We got nowhere better to be. - Come on, let's go. 220 00:09:59,328 --> 00:10:00,871 Ah! Found it. 221 00:10:00,913 --> 00:10:02,581 Oh, my God. Thank God. Okay, great. 222 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:04,792 - Um... Thanks. - Here you go. 223 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,061 Sam, just take a picture of that 224 00:10:06,085 --> 00:10:07,646 so we never have to do this ever again, okay? 225 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:09,940 Um, great, so I'm gonna call Rusty and I'll have him come over, 226 00:10:09,964 --> 00:10:11,316 look at the septic tank. 227 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,967 And we'll take care of it. 228 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:15,719 Um, so are you good? Do you need anything else, or...? 229 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,972 - That's it, thanks. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:10:20,057 --> 00:10:22,977 Did he just smile at me? So weird. 231 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:24,729 What's weird about a smile? 232 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,623 - Don't at him! - He's still looking at us! 233 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:29,233 - Don't look! Oh, my God. - It's creepy. 234 00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:35,406 Hi! Wow. 235 00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:38,743 - Right on time. - Oh yeah. Hoo! 236 00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:41,578 Well, I actually got here about 10 minutes ago. 237 00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:44,832 - I've just been standing out there. - Well, why didn't you knock? 238 00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:46,667 I didn't wanna be rude. 239 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,502 - Okay. Alright, come on in. - Okay. 240 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:49,795 You want me to take your coat? 241 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:51,523 Or you can just throw it on the chair, whatever. 242 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,924 I can, I can put it on the chair. 243 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:56,135 Alright. Oh, something fell off a tree 244 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,696 - and landed on your shoulder. - Oh, really? 245 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,764 Yeah. 246 00:10:59,805 --> 00:11:01,264 So, where does Joel think you are? 247 00:11:01,265 --> 00:11:03,309 - At the gym. - Mm! 248 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,270 Okay, so what do we have, like, 20 minutes or... 249 00:11:07,271 --> 00:11:09,606 - That's just me. - Well, more like 90. 250 00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:11,984 Wow! You really put in some work. 251 00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:14,445 Well, I'm seeing a younger guy. I have... 252 00:11:14,487 --> 00:11:18,449 - I can't let this all go. I have to keep it together. - Okay. 253 00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:20,534 Um, okay, well, what do you wanna do? 254 00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:23,704 You wanna talk about the lyrics, or we could jump in on music? 255 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:26,290 - Uh... - I'm not really that good on the piano, 256 00:11:26,332 --> 00:11:28,834 so I thought if we try something simple. 257 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,669 - Um... - Yeah. 258 00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:32,564 You know, whatever. I just think Joel's gonna freak out 259 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:34,673 as soon as you start singing. 260 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:37,510 I was actually hoping that you would sing it. 261 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,845 Oh, no, I'm not singing. This is... This is your thing. 262 00:11:39,887 --> 00:11:41,656 I'm... I'm just gonna help you write the song. 263 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,682 Uh-huh. Um... 264 00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:46,060 You've heard me sing... 265 00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:47,477 Of course, I've heard you sing. 266 00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:49,730 You have a lot of power. 267 00:11:49,772 --> 00:11:53,150 True, but... 268 00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:55,361 This is different. 269 00:11:55,903 --> 00:11:57,655 I've never been comfortable 270 00:11:57,697 --> 00:12:00,658 expressing my feelings in public, 271 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,451 - you know? - Yeah. 272 00:12:03,035 --> 00:12:05,955 I think I understand that. But, 273 00:12:06,789 --> 00:12:08,892 you know, I think that's what's so great about singing. 274 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:12,836 You know, somehow, the music just makes it so much easier. 275 00:12:12,837 --> 00:12:16,006 It's like you're not doing it alone. 276 00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,134 - Oh. - I mean, that's how I think about it. 277 00:12:19,135 --> 00:12:21,011 Anyway, let's just start and see what happens. 278 00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:23,013 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? Did you do your homework? 279 00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:25,015 Of course, I did. I'm a teacher. 280 00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:29,520 Oh. 281 00:12:29,562 --> 00:12:31,897 "Things I Love About Joel." 282 00:12:32,606 --> 00:12:34,859 Well, it's a world-class giggle. 283 00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:39,864 Yes, "very prompt". Oh, you got "he's kind" on here twice. 284 00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:41,383 I guess you mean it. 285 00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:43,034 Well, I think I... 286 00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:45,953 - that's a mistake. - No, no, no mistakes here. 287 00:12:46,912 --> 00:12:49,415 "Sense of humor, drink mixing skills." 288 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:52,418 I happen to also love that.- 289 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,961 "The way he looks at me"? 290 00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:57,381 That might be cheating. Uh, it's more about me. 291 00:12:57,423 --> 00:12:58,650 We can... We can leave that off. 292 00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,176 No, I like that. 293 00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:06,098 What is it about that? You know, the way that he looks at you? 294 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:12,104 Nobody's... 295 00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:14,982 ever looked at me the way he does. 296 00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:22,615 I guess it's just love. 297 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,453 Yeah. 298 00:13:30,122 --> 00:13:31,332 He's a good one, right? 299 00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:37,880 - He is. - Wow. What is it? Is it like, um... 300 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:44,261 - No, I didn't... - No. 301 00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:45,805 - No. - Or is it more like... 302 00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,600 Not quite, but closer. 303 00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:51,435 Okay. 304 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:53,479 It's more like, um... 305 00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:01,487 - Oh, he's a clown. - Yes, he's a clown. 306 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,209 Welcome. 307 00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:17,336 - Hi. Hi, Gail. - I'm Gail. 308 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,130 - Here, let me take that for you. - Oh. 309 00:14:19,171 --> 00:14:21,048 - Yeah, careful. It's heavy. - Oh. Oh! 310 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,299 Who should I tell them it's from? 311 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,053 - Uh, It's from me. I'm Sam. Sam, yeah. - Sam. 312 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:28,472 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Gail. 313 00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:36,147 Oh, hi! 314 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:38,399 - Are you limping? - Oh, no. I'm sorry I'm late. 315 00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:40,359 But I, uh, I brought you that. 316 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,861 Oh, thank you! 317 00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:43,863 It's good because Brad's church friends drink 318 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:45,364 like they just made bail. 319 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,908 I also brought a gift, but, uh, 320 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,492 some lady took it from me at the door. 321 00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:51,787 - You brought a gift? Aw! - I did. 322 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,998 Oh. 323 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,892 Is it that professionally wrapped one over there? 324 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,169 It might be. How'd you know? 325 00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:00,504 Oh, a mother knows. 326 00:15:00,546 --> 00:15:02,339 But, you didn't have to do that. 327 00:15:02,381 --> 00:15:04,216 Don't spend your money on me and Brad. 328 00:15:04,258 --> 00:15:06,677 Oh, come on, I'm fine. I wanted to. 329 00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:08,054 Hi, Sam! 330 00:15:08,095 --> 00:15:11,223 Can I get you some bubbles 331 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:13,851 or a-a-a signature cocktail? 332 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:15,370 You have to try Joel's French martini. 333 00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:16,686 Oh! 334 00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:19,732 - And these hors d'oeuvres are fabulous. - Aw. 335 00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,043 Oh, what did you say they were again? 336 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,194 St. Louis Sushi. 337 00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:25,195 - They're a signature. - Oh, well, they are divine! 338 00:15:25,196 --> 00:15:26,697 Get you a drink! 339 00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:28,199 - We're opening gifts! - Oh, great. 340 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,052 Look at these little oven mitts that Belinda got them! 341 00:15:30,076 --> 00:15:31,762 Aren't they so cute? 342 00:15:31,786 --> 00:15:33,913 And these are the last pieces. 343 00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:36,039 Oh, okay. Oh, wow. 344 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,209 Let's see. Um... 345 00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:42,088 "I love my two Dads." 346 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,549 I know, I-I know. 347 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,094 It doesn't make any sense. 348 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:50,572 - Well... - But it was the only gay thing we could find. 349 00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:52,556 You guys are the best. 350 00:15:52,598 --> 00:15:54,558 - Thank you. - Oh, we had to. 351 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,726 They're so fun. 352 00:15:56,727 --> 00:15:58,561 I'm gonna... I'm gonna take a quick lap. 353 00:15:58,604 --> 00:16:00,791 - Oh, I'll take... I'll come with you. - Oh, we need more cocktails. 354 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,126 - Oh, yes! I need a whole full glass! - Oh, okay. Okay. 355 00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:10,616 Oh, my God, I'm freaking out! 356 00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:12,326 I was on the field with the team. 357 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:14,578 - What?! - Yes, I know. I'm going crazy! 358 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,579 And Susie got the whole thing on tape. Didn't you, Susie? 359 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,417 - I sure did. - It was the best day of my life. 360 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:22,128 - Well, of course, other than my wedding day, baby. - Hm... 361 00:16:22,169 --> 00:16:24,147 - I'm starving, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, get in here! 362 00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,485 - Okay. - You know what? I'll take, uh, 363 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,594 one of these. 364 00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:31,637 Mm, delicious. 365 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:33,764 One more! 366 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,267 ♪ She'll be coming on the mountain when she comes ♪ 367 00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:38,768 When she comes! 368 00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:40,497 ♪ She'll be coming on the mountain when she comes ♪ 369 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,689 When she comes! 370 00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:43,524 ♪ She got the biggest damn titties ♪ 371 00:16:43,566 --> 00:16:45,526 ♪ In the whole fuckin' city ♪ 372 00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:47,820 ♪ She'll be coming on the mountain when she comes ♪ 373 00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:49,155 When she comes! 374 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:52,033 ♪ She'll be riding eight whole inches when she comes ♪ 375 00:16:52,074 --> 00:16:53,659 Sammy! 376 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:56,287 I told you this shit gets wild! 377 00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:58,456 - What did we miss? - What's going on? 378 00:16:58,497 --> 00:17:01,792 ♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪ - Sam: No, stop! Stop! 379 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:04,419 Stop! 380 00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,297 Well, 381 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:10,676 we finally have everyone in the same room. 382 00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:12,887 - Would now be a good time? - Um, 383 00:17:12,927 --> 00:17:14,138 it'd be a great time. 384 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,181 Okay. 385 00:17:15,222 --> 00:17:17,683 Okay, everyone! Uh, uh, come on, 386 00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:20,519 come on in and make yourselves comfortable! 387 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,978 - Scooch. - Wait, what's happening? 388 00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,481 You'll see. 389 00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,648 - Okay. Okay. - Oh, my boobs. 390 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:28,319 Okay. 391 00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:31,351 - Yeah, sit here. Sit here. - Surprises. Mm. 392 00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:35,409 Um, I've never... 393 00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:38,913 been comfortable, um... 394 00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:43,209 um, showing my emotion in public, 395 00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:45,044 and... 396 00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:48,381 But, I think I found someone that, uh, 397 00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:52,385 makes me wanna go beyond my comfort zone, so... 398 00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:57,598 Uh, what do... what is it that I say now, Sam? 399 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,684 - Uh, you say "Hit the track." - Hit the track. 400 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,832 Okay. Okay. 401 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,921 It's okay. 402 00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:31,006 I got you. 403 00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:42,727 ♪ I wake in the morning and I ♪ 404 00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:44,478 ♪ See your face ♪ 405 00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,733 ♪ I'm the luckiest guy ♪ 406 00:18:48,774 --> 00:18:51,652 ♪ In the entire human race ♪ 407 00:18:53,946 --> 00:18:56,657 ♪ A cup of coffee or a ♪ 408 00:18:56,699 --> 00:19:00,286 ♪ Trip to the store ♪ 409 00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:03,247 ♪ I'll take forever ♪ 410 00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:06,667 ♪ And then I'll take some more ♪ 411 00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,921 ♪ Seems so simple ♪ 412 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:13,590 ♪ Now that we're here ♪ 413 00:19:13,591 --> 00:19:15,468 ♪ Didn't know what I was missin' ♪ 414 00:19:15,509 --> 00:19:17,595 ♪ Then came the kissin' ♪ 415 00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:20,890 ♪ Now, it's crystal clear ♪ 416 00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:24,685 ♪ But, oh ♪ 417 00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:28,647 ♪ The way you look at me ♪ 418 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,691 ♪ I can't explain it ♪ 419 00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:35,696 ♪ I guess it's just love ♪ 420 00:19:35,738 --> 00:19:39,700 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 421 00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:44,246 ♪ Love ♪ 422 00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:52,880 You okay? 423 00:19:54,423 --> 00:19:56,092 You can do this. 424 00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:07,311 ♪ When we're walking, you say ♪ 425 00:20:07,353 --> 00:20:11,148 ♪ Let's take the sunny side ♪ 426 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:14,026 ♪ And then you smile at me ♪ 427 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:17,029 ♪ You crack my heart open wide ♪ 428 00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:21,701 ♪ All of God's creatures ♪ 429 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,537 ♪ Here on Earth ♪ 430 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:28,040 ♪ Each one a miracle ♪ 431 00:20:28,082 --> 00:20:31,085 ♪ But, I'll always pick you first ♪ 432 00:20:33,212 --> 00:20:36,006 ♪ 'Cause, oh ♪ 433 00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,385 ♪ The way you look at me ♪ 434 00:20:40,803 --> 00:20:43,514 ♪ I can't explain it ♪ 435 00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:46,142 ♪ But, I know it's love ♪ 436 00:20:47,226 --> 00:20:51,188 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 437 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:55,151 ♪ Love... ♪ 438 00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:09,749 - Beautiful. - Nice. 439 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,793 Just cheers to love! Love, love, love, love! 440 00:21:12,835 --> 00:21:15,629 That was so good! 441 00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:17,548 That was so good! 442 00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:20,092 Thank you, Sam. 443 00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:23,054 It was beautiful, Brad. Really beautiful. 444 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,437 It was a fun night. 445 00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:34,440 - Yeah. - And I loved the song. It was beautiful. 446 00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:37,068 Well, I was just trying to help the old guy out. 447 00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:39,904 He really loves you. 448 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:41,781 Like, a lot. 449 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:44,742 - Mm. Yeah. - Oh, forgot. 450 00:21:44,784 --> 00:21:47,078 Come here. 451 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,789 - I got a little surprise for you. - For me? 452 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,583 - It's too much! - I didn't have time to wrap it. 453 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,835 Oh! 454 00:21:56,879 --> 00:22:00,299 Is it stupid or is it cutie? - It's cutie! 455 00:22:00,341 --> 00:22:02,426 This is maybe the best gift 456 00:22:02,468 --> 00:22:04,637 I've ever received in my entire life. 457 00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:06,347 - Really? - Yeah. 458 00:22:06,389 --> 00:22:07,807 I thought it was, too. 459 00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:13,979 Oh, Joel, what is up with those church ladies? 460 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:16,857 What? 461 00:22:16,899 --> 00:22:18,984 I think they're nice and everything, 462 00:22:19,026 --> 00:22:21,237 but they just sort of, like, treat you guys 463 00:22:21,278 --> 00:22:23,364 like you're, like, a gay mascot or something. 464 00:22:24,532 --> 00:22:26,450 Meh, they're harmless. 465 00:22:26,492 --> 00:22:30,287 Yeah, maybe. 466 00:22:30,329 --> 00:22:31,997 And that church is... I mean... 467 00:22:32,581 --> 00:22:35,376 it's not exactly my style, but... 468 00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:38,713 Well... 469 00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:41,841 like, can't you be a couple and just not go to church together? 470 00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:47,804 God, I've... 471 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,850 I've never really thought about that. 472 00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:54,520 I... I don't know how it works. Just ignore me. 473 00:22:54,562 --> 00:22:57,314 Okay, drink your water. 474 00:22:57,356 --> 00:22:59,376 If I drink that, I'm gonna piss all over this couch. 475 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,818 Is that bad? 476 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,362 No, you won't. Drink your water. 477 00:23:04,196 --> 00:23:06,365 And yes, it is bad. 478 00:23:09,535 --> 00:23:11,829 That's pretty good. 479 00:23:11,871 --> 00:23:14,290 That's pretty good. 480 00:23:20,087 --> 00:23:22,631 Who's gonna get me hydrated 481 00:23:23,674 --> 00:23:27,219 if you're not there to keep me... give me my dinky-dinkies? 482 00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:32,182 We're still gonna talk to each other every day. 483 00:23:32,183 --> 00:23:33,893 - You sure? - Yes. 484 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,562 - I still need our nightly tuck-ins. - Oh. You promise? 485 00:23:36,604 --> 00:23:38,439 I promise. 486 00:23:38,481 --> 00:23:39,982 Okay. 487 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,693 Then won't you get the fuck off the couch? I'd like to go to bed. 488 00:23:43,694 --> 00:23:46,614 - Yes, I can do that. - Sorry if I spit on you. 489 00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:48,282 You didn't. 490 00:23:48,324 --> 00:23:49,825 Night-night. 491 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,871 - Wait. - Hm? 492 00:23:53,913 --> 00:23:55,205 Joel... 493 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,460 Do I bring you down? 494 00:24:02,213 --> 00:24:03,293 What are you talking about? 495 00:24:04,173 --> 00:24:05,591 Um... 496 00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:11,263 Nothing, I think I'm just drunk. 497 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:15,893 Okay. Well, time to go nighty-nights, okay? 498 00:24:15,935 --> 00:24:16,936 Okay. 499 00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:25,111 How did you sleep? 500 00:24:25,152 --> 00:24:27,738 Real good. Thank you. 501 00:24:29,281 --> 00:24:31,426 This is a, a fun little setup. Do you do this every day? 502 00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:34,662 Most days, and always when Joel's here. 503 00:24:34,704 --> 00:24:36,706 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, that's nice. 504 00:24:38,624 --> 00:24:41,252 I still can't get over that Dutch oven you gave us. 505 00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:44,004 - That was too generous. - Yeah, well, 506 00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,923 saw the name, and it just... I had to. 507 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:47,591 It cracked me up. 508 00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:51,595 Wh-What's... What's funny about a Dutch oven? 509 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,848 What's funny about that? 510 00:24:53,889 --> 00:24:56,099 - What? - Well, 511 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,685 it's when you, uh, you know, 512 00:24:57,727 --> 00:24:59,329 it's when you trap a fart under the covers, 513 00:24:59,353 --> 00:25:01,856 and you make the other person smell it. You... 514 00:25:03,482 --> 00:25:05,276 - Oh. - Yeah, you-you've never heard of that? 515 00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:07,111 No, I didn't know you could do that. 516 00:25:07,153 --> 00:25:09,655 You can. I-I just did. 517 00:25:09,697 --> 00:25:11,824 Except I was the only one there. 518 00:25:11,866 --> 00:25:13,826 That'll be a fun trick to try out. 519 00:25:13,868 --> 00:25:15,995 Yeah. 520 00:25:16,037 --> 00:25:18,164 I hope scrambled are okay. 521 00:25:18,205 --> 00:25:20,166 Oh, anything right now. Thank you. 522 00:25:20,207 --> 00:25:22,877 Hey, um, Joel was telling me 523 00:25:22,918 --> 00:25:24,712 that it's been a little tough for you, 524 00:25:25,629 --> 00:25:28,507 losing the income from his place. 525 00:25:29,508 --> 00:25:30,968 Oh, he did? 526 00:25:31,677 --> 00:25:33,721 W-We're more than happy to float you some cash 527 00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:35,806 if that's helpful for you. 528 00:25:35,848 --> 00:25:37,975 Oh, n-no, I-I'm really okay. 529 00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:40,019 - Okay. Alright. - Yeah. 530 00:25:40,061 --> 00:25:42,813 Well, if you change your mind... 531 00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:44,814 - I will let you know. - Okay. 532 00:25:44,815 --> 00:25:47,651 - Good morning. - Good morning. 533 00:25:47,693 --> 00:25:49,695 Look at you two, up with the sun. 534 00:25:49,737 --> 00:25:51,617 Sam was just telling me 535 00:25:52,198 --> 00:25:54,367 what a Dutch oven is. 536 00:25:54,408 --> 00:25:56,827 Well, 537 00:25:56,869 --> 00:25:59,038 Sam has legendary Dutch ovens. 538 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,582 Oh. Okay. Here. 539 00:26:01,624 --> 00:26:03,542 I'm good, I'm good. 540 00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:05,086 - No? - No. 541 00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,838 Yeah, guys, I-I think I gotta do something about this hangover. 542 00:26:08,839 --> 00:26:11,550 - Okay. - You know what? I'm gonna let you guys 543 00:26:11,592 --> 00:26:14,011 have your morning, um, 544 00:26:14,053 --> 00:26:15,888 and I'm gonna, uh... Let's just... I'll... 545 00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:18,742 - I-I'll call you later. - But we haven't even debriefed about last night yet. 546 00:26:18,766 --> 00:26:21,435 Oh, I know... I know. We will, we will. 547 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,069 Ew! 548 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:36,742 Oh, God. Oh... 549 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,162 I'm a real fucking... 550 00:26:40,996 --> 00:26:42,998 real fucking picture right now. 551 00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:51,757 Oh, God. 552 00:27:06,272 --> 00:27:07,523 Oh! 553 00:27:08,482 --> 00:27:11,485 Oh, shit, I better go. 554 00:27:11,527 --> 00:27:14,238 Oops... Fuck. 555 00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:31,756 ♪ Have you received your invitation ♪ 556 00:27:31,797 --> 00:27:36,302 ♪ To the time of your life? ♪ 557 00:27:36,844 --> 00:27:39,346 ♪ You ought to come to my party ♪ 558 00:27:42,391 --> 00:27:45,311 ♪ I bet you were surprised this morning ♪ 559 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,314 ♪ When you found the invitation ♪ 560 00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:51,107 ♪ That I slipped under your door ♪ 561 00:27:51,108 --> 00:27:53,944 ♪ Bet you were surprised, baby, you were surprised ♪ 562 00:27:53,986 --> 00:27:57,948 ♪ Bet you thought you'd never ever hear from me ♪ 563 00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:01,827 ♪ Anymore ♪ 564 00:28:04,163 --> 00:28:08,458 ♪ Wear something chilling, nothing too revealing ♪ 565 00:28:08,459 --> 00:28:13,506 ♪ Leave the rest up to my mind ♪ 566 00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:16,550 ♪ My champagne lady ♪ 567 00:28:16,592 --> 00:28:21,597 ♪ You're like the rarest of wine ♪ 568 00:28:22,973 --> 00:28:25,810 ♪ Hey, baby, won't you come to my party? ♪ 569 00:28:25,851 --> 00:28:27,520 ♪ Hey, stop by, girl ♪ 570 00:28:27,561 --> 00:28:29,730 ♪ Baby, won't you come to my party ♪ 571 00:28:29,772 --> 00:28:33,484 ♪ Gonna send the whole world ♪ 572 00:28:33,526 --> 00:28:35,152 ♪ Ooh ♪ 573 00:28:35,194 --> 00:28:37,905 ♪ Hey, baby, won't you come to my party? ♪ 574 00:28:37,947 --> 00:28:39,740 ♪ You better not miss it, girl ♪ 575 00:28:39,782 --> 00:28:42,284 ♪ Baby, won't you come to my party... ♪ 38496

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