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Hurry up, ACP has arrived.

Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!

Are you also following the trend of doing biopics?

Ananya Ma'am, are you here for that?

Who is this biopic based on?

Are you here to meet that person?

- Hi, Ananya. - Saloni. Hi!

Here's your vanilla latte with oat milk.

That's my favourite.

How did you know?

Thank you.

Actually, I have... I am...

A fan.

Yes.

Thrilling that you'll play me in the film about my life!

It really is.

Listen...

currently no star is as big as you in India.

I mean, what a story, what a life!

You are the most googled person!

You are being called National Crush, Sister-in-law 2

and what not on the internet!

You truly are one in a billion.

And the... sorry.

Hetro-paternal...

Hetropaternal superfecundation.

That!

When I first heard about the crazy medical phenomenon

I was like, is that even possible?

It's happened.

I need every detail.

I don't know how I'm gonna play you.

I cannot offer you any advice on that

but I can surely tell you the story of the girl

who wanted to be India's first Meraki Star Chef.

Okay.

'The story begins at an opulent wedding in Delhi. '

Mom wanted to introduce me to eligible bachelors there.

However, I wanted to meet my maternal aunt, my friend,

my confidante, Maa Carona.

A psychiatrist cum spiritual guru.

She has a simple approach.

Practical therapy at times, insightful wisdom at others.

- So! - Share some wisdom with her as well.

She refuses to get married.

Don't you know you need to freeze them after 30?

- Mom! - Your thoughts are frozen in time.

Marriage is not an ID proof,

without which you cannot open your bank account.

So, relax.

Listen to me, So.

Focus on your job and become independent.

I'm with you.

Thank you.

Look there! Harman Satija.

Scion of Satija Builders!

He is a fusion of Amol Palekar and Hrithik Roshan.

Should I come?

Later...

Let's go!

This is a highflying wedding, for crying out aloud!

You turn any place into a Sunday market.

You look for a match for her everywhere.

Take my advice.

Don't you know Anushka met Ranveer

at a wedding in 'Band Baaja Baaraat'?

Oh!

You've really lost your mind watching these movies!

Totally!

Do you really think some tall, dark,

handsome prince is just going to show up at this wedding

move his bracelet and suddenly cast a spell

and I'll fall for him and just forget all about my dream of the Meraki Star?

Correct.

Please stop building castles in the air about my marriage.

We won't get any such guy here.

Can I get a safety pin?

Akhil Chadha- the GOAT

Please check your purse, Aunty. You might have one.

Akhil Chadha- the GOAT

I shall return it before leaving. It's no big deal!

Sure.

Of course.

Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

Safety pin.

Thank you.

Got it!

He came and cast his spell.

There was something magical about him.

I couldn't take my eyes off him.

Seeing this firecracker of a guy

caused havoc in my heart and mind.

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

"From Paris to London, your beauty's the talk of town, "

"You spend more than the wealth of the Sheikhs all around, "

"Everyone's singing your praises in the B-Town. "

"Your beautiful face... "

"One, two, three!"

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes... "

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

"Girl, I want to give you the Miss World's crown, "

"Today, you'll be the headline, on news channels all around, "

"One look at you, and my heart is going down, "

"Your beautiful face... "

"Causes... "

"Causes... "

"Causes... "

(Rap song)

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

(Rap song)

"Causes havoc all around, "

(Rap song)

"One, two, three!"

Got it!

Thank you.

- Send it to me. - Definitely.

Congratulations!

"Causes havoc all around, "

Is it Gucci or Prada?

It's my Mom's.

I was in sixth grade when she embroidered it for me.

Akhil.

Saloni. Saloni Bagga.

Head Chef at Panama Cafe.

Akhil Chadha. @AkhilChadha_TheGOAT. Add me.

Akhil Chadha from Chadha Chaap corner?

Yes.

- I am a fan of your chaap. - Really?

Come over anytime. It will be free for you.

You left the weekend rush to come here?

I can't keep this a secret.

Mom coerced me to come.

Whether I win a talent show with my dancing skills or not,

she thinks she will surely find a good daughter-in-law.

I have to admit you dance well.

I wish I could say the same for you.

Darn it! Just kidding.

You're so pretty,

I didn't notice your dancing.

So, you're flirting with me now?

No, no. It's not flirting.

It's a compliment.

Do you know anything other than compliments?

Chivalry.

Can I bring you some chicken?

I'm a vegetarian.

Will you bring some for me?

I've polished off five plates already.

The waiter is giving me dirty looks.

Five plates?

My stomach is sated but my heart isn't.

Food nourishes the soul, and not just the body.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

- Did you try the golgappas? - No.

They ordered them from the best place in Delhi.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

"Akhil Chadha- the GOAT"

"That's Akhil Chadha"

- Akhil Chadha. - Saloni Bagga.

Sector 24, Karol Bagh.

Multan Mansion, Lane 3, Chawri Bazar.

- 93 born. - 97.

Sagittarius, moon sign.

Gemini.

It's been said Sagittarius and Gemini bond very well.

While our birth charts were being matched over there,

our vibes were matching here.

When the heart starts playing games despite yourself, it's time to admit.

You've got the feels.

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes... "

"Causes havoc all around. "

You were thinking about me, weren't you?

What are you doing here?

I missed you.

Afghani, malai, tandoori, achaari, haryali.

Last night you didn't tell me

which one of these is your favorite chaap.

I didn't want to take any chances.

You didn't want to take a chance...

or are you trying to grab a chance?

Only losers take a chance.

This is called romance.

Eating your chaap will give me indigestion.

I'm after your heart, not your stomach.

Look, Akhil, I enjoyed eating golgappas with you yesterday.

Me too!

I'm sure eating your chaaps will be even more enjoyable.

100 percent.

Honestly, I wish to offer my heart.

Whoa!

But Meraki is my sole focus right now.

Is he a Chinese guy?

Meraki. Meraki Star.

It's the highest award for Chefs.

Like an Oscar or a Nobel.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yes. Just like that.

You know Meraki is my dream.

I am working so hard for it.

I too have a dream, Saloni.

What?

A hot wife and two adorable kids.

And I am...

working hard for it.

Look, this is no joke.

I have no place for relationships...

...and dating in my life. Really.

Do you know...

since childhood I've been putting off all my little desires...

...only so that I can achieve this. It's a big deal for me.

Just hear me out, okay?

You need a rocket to get to the stars, right?

Consider me that rocket in your life.

Keep me on a trial period at least.

Fine.

I'm outta your sight

but I won't be outta your mind. And heart.

Sir, you can't bring outside food here.

Share it with everyone.

Have fun.

Hey, I'm the Manager...

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

You were thinking of me, right?

Don't you go having high hopes.

It's only a trial period.

Yes! Hop on.

Akhil came like a tornado and turned my ordinary life

into an extraordinary one.

Every moment spent with him made me feel very special.

Akhil came into my life

and he became my soulmate before I knew it.

With him I could win the world, not just the Meraki Star.

That's why I upgraded the trial period into a subscription.

And we had a quick engagement and swift wedding.

So much excitement!

The party has just begun.

Excuse me.

Yes, Mom? Saloni.

I wanted to gift you this honeymoon in Europe.

Huh?!

I just want baby Akku to come soon

Thank you, Mom!

By the way, you are cute.

Yeah, yeah.

All the best!

- It's time for you to go to bed. - Okay.

Okay, then.

So, where were we?

Here.

- You got a tattoo? - This?

- Yeah. - Yes.

Naughty, mischievous, menace.

The choice was between these.

"Naughty" won.

I once heard

that girls with tattoos don't make good wives.

Hey! Not every WhatsApp forward is true.

As for how good this wife is...

you'll soon find out.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Hey!

Excuse me.

Stupid Ganga forgot. Put this on.

Mosquitoes won't disturb you.

I'll handle the mosquitoes, Mom,

...but you need to handle your motherly love for just a little while.

- Yes, yes. Okay, okay. - Good night.

Good night. Good night.

So, where were we?

Here.

Let me guess. Mom?

Oh shit!

Take this speaker.

Covering fire.

Come in. Come on in.

No, no. Come in. Come inside.

Let's sit here and sing hymns all night.

Then we'll go directly for the morning prayer procession.

Let go of me.

Let's talk. I will miss you.

You menace!

Come in he says!

Finally, the beast has awoken!

"Akhil Chadha- the GOAT"

"That's Akhil Chadha"

"In the wanderer's gaze, "

"Troubles now resides, "

"The yearning of love has stirred an unrest inside, "

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

"Or I'll be yours, my love"

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

"My eyes reveal my thoughts at times, "

"Now my heart stays quiet all the time, "

"Like soulmates meet"

"Each breath is a gift your beauty bequeaths. "

"Simplicity's touch makes you so fair. "

"Your grace and charm are beyond compare. "

"My sky is yours, "

"This heart of mine is yours, "

"I'm flying, defying all bounds, "

"My beloved, "

"In my heart now melody resides, "

"The yearning of love has stirred an unrest inside, "

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

"Or I'll be yours, my love, "

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

"The yearning has enraptured me, "

"The yearning has enraptured me, "

"The yearning of love has stirred an unrest inside, "

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

"Don't look at me like that, my love, "

- Hello, Mom. - Akku.

Hello, Saloni.

- How are you? - Hello.

Look at the entire Karol Bagh.

Should we open a few branches?

So pretty.

It's beautiful.

- Hello, Akku. - Hello, Mom.

Have you eaten? Why haven't you eaten?

Akhil?

Yeah.

Why do I always have to remind you?

You should remember. Take care of your health.

Hello, Mom. Look at how blue the water is here.

- Shahrukh's movie was shot here. - Hi.

He rode the bike on the roof here.

You have to go to the Khaleesi place.

You must bring a photo of it for me.

Sure thing.

Hello, Mom.

Yes.

I see.

I'll call you back shortly.

- What's the matter? - What's the matter?!

I got married to an idiot. What do you think?

Come on, Saloni. Mom is alone at home.

So... Go back there and repeat the scene.

I know that she's alone at home

but that doesn't mean you'll leave me alone here.

I feel like a third-wheel on my own honeymoon.

No, no, no. No. Sorry.

Just give me one more chance.

I shall make this the best honeymoon ever!

Just give me one more chance. Please.

"Don't turn around and look, "

"Don't turn around and look, "

"Don't turn around and look, "

"Don't turn around and look, "

"Don't turn around, "

"Don't turn around, "

Mom!

Hello, Mom?

"Look at what happened, "

"Oh, unfaithful, "

"Because I fell for you. "

Did Mom embroider 'Akhil' on the phone as well?

Listen...

Saloni...

I have a no-mobile phobia.

What?

You will judge me. Let it be.

I judge those who ask riddles and don't answer.

When Dad had a heart attack...

Mom was alone at home.

He called me several times

but I didn't answer the call.

I was having fun with my friends at Connaught Place.

I am boring you. Let it be, Saloni.

- Why are you... - Akhil.

What happened?

Well...

Mom had to manage everything all by herself.

Ambulance. Hospital.

I've been living with this guilt ever since.

If only I'd answered the call on time.

We would have reached the hospital on time,

and Dad would've still been...

That's why I call Mom every hour, lest there's an emergency.

To check on her.

Shit!

I don't know how I blurted this out loud.

I haven't shared it with anyone.

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

I knew this story would work.

No, it is a true story but it worked.

Sorry.

The honeymoon period came to an end

and I wanted to focus on my work now.

- We have to be... - Excuse me.

- Who ordered these? - Sir, side please.

- These are our boxes? - Excuse me.

Side, please. Step aside, please.

But, Akhil... Akhil was being Akhil.

Saloni!

Happy one-month anniversary to us!

- Excuse me? - Oh! Cutie!

Sir, we're trying to work here.

"Don't give me those looks, darling. "

- Let's go, everyone! - Bye, sir.

It won't happen again, sir. I'm really sorry.

Saloni!

Aunt Sarla.

She couldn't attend the wedding.

Hello.

Go and give her the gift.

You're so pretty!

Saloni!

What a mess!

Saloni!

The person who came into my life as a rocket to accelerate my dreams

had turned into a speed breaker, slowing it down instead.

I guess he'd forgotten my dream.

He remembered his own dream though.

You! Him! Baby! When?!

I pretended that everything was normal,

but deep down inside, I was not happy.

- Sir. - Saloni.

The Meraki Star committee is coming tomorrow.

- That's amazing, sir! - Yes, it is. It is.

So please?

I don't want any goof ups tomorrow.

Saloni!

- Umm... I'll sort this out, sir. - Come on, guys. Don't feel shy.

Just two minutes.

- There are no empty tables. - She will handle it.

Look, Akhil. I am extremely busy today.

Please leave.

What do you mean by leave? My friends are here with me to celebrate.

Take this away! I won't pay for this. Do you understand?

Listen, Saloni...

Call the manager!

Plan change.

Is there a problem, sir?

What kind of a canteen are you running here?

This kidney beans and rice combo tastes like crap.

This looks like porridge that's served in a hospital.

This is not kidney beans and rice, sir.

This is our special Mexican burrito bowl.

I just don't get it, why do they even hire women as chefs?

You ladies should just stick to cooking lunch at home,

that's really all you're good for, ma'am.

Get out of my sight now, alright?

Take this plate and go add some spices to it or something.

You get what I'm saying?

If not, let me just take you back to the kitchen

and show you how it's really done.

Akhil!

- Damn you, scoundrel! - Let go of him, Akhil!

- Akhil. - How does this taste?

- Akhil. - How does this taste, huh?

- Tell me! - Let go of him, Akhil!

- Are you okay? - Get out!

- Idiot. - Please go.

- Sir, I'm really sorry. - Please. Please. Come in, sir.

You messed up with the wrong guy.

- Please, have a seat. - Sorry.

Don't worry, we're kicking them out.

They are hooligans, sir. They give Delhi a bad name.

- Come on. - I am sorry.

You too. Let's go.

Can I get you something?

I apologise on his behalf.

Keep moving.

I'm leaving.

Please leave.

What was that?

I slapped that chap for your sake

and you told me to get out

in front of everyone.

Ms. Saloni, Chadha Chaap has a name.

We have a reputation.

People don't praise Akhil Chadha without reason.

You accomplished a great feat.

You slapped a weak guest publicly.

- Great accomplishment! Wow! - Hold on.

Firstly, he was not at all weak.

I just made it look very easy.

Secondly, if someone misbehaves with my wife...

...this will be the outcome. Okay?

And you insulted me in front of that very monkey.

What about the insults you've been heaping on me at work?

For the past 6 months.

I insulted you?

You come there any time like it's your bloody restaurant!

You find a new excuse to disturb me every single day.

That's not disturbing, it's love.

If you loved me you would know

how important my work is to me.

I would have lost my job today because of you.

It wouldn't matter if you'd lost it!

You would find another one!

And if you don't, I'll open a whole restaurant for you.

Then you can fulfil your hobbies...

...of this Meraki or whatever.

Meraki is my dream. Not a hobby.

You'd know if you had achieved anything...

...instead of reveling in your father's money.

Hobby? Like hell!

It's pointless talking to you.

You wouldn't be going 'Hello Mom' all the time

if you hadn't been pampered.

You are crossing the limits now.

Mom...

Mom... I am sorry.

You had to stir the pot, didn't you?

This is the first time Mom has cried since Dad's demise.

You keep harping about the Meraki Star.

It wouldn't get to this point

if you'd cooked the kidney beans well at the restaurant today!

That was a Burrito Bowl, not kidney beans!

A girl with a tattoo can never be a good wife.

Get out!

The next contestant on Hunarbaaz is Shanky.

Shanky's journey to the finale has been a grinding one.

Let's see if Shanky can fulfil his promise to his mother

on the finale stage.

Can he earn the money to pay off the loan his father took?

Can he expunge all the lies and allegations?

All the best! You got this, son!

The pride of Chandigarh Shanky.

"Listen to what my heart says, "

"Her beloved has come home!"

Saloni?

"Why is the bride being so coy?"

"Her beloved has come home!"

Why did you mute the TV?

He smacked a guest.

It was so embarrassing for me.

I've been working my ass off.

I would have handled everything even today

but Akhil couldn't keep his patience for two minutes.

Can you be patient for half an hour, my dear?

Even Shanky's Mom has worked very hard,

to get him to the grand finale.

Come on, Dad. I am pouring out my problems to you,

and you're harping on about Shanky.

I don't understand what your problem is.

Be grateful he loves you and hits someone else.

You know our neighbour, Kabir, don't you?

He loves Preeti and hits her too!

His problem is that he won't work hard

and he won't let me do it either.

Mr. Ahuja is building a new bungalow.

You will find many hard working laborers over there.

Run away with one of them.

Dad!

Why are you bringing shame upon us by doing this, dear?

This is a common problem between couples.

You haven't been married for six months and you already left your house?

No! Not the TV!

I didn't leave the house.

He kicked me out.

God! What do I do?

Sunita, if she stays here we will miss all the grand finales

and epic episodes because of her whining.

'Then you can fulfil your hobbies of the Meraki Star or whatever else you want. '

'It is not my hobby. It is my dream!'

'I would have lost my job today because of you. '

'It wouldn't matter if you'd lost it!'

'This is the first time Mom has cried. '

'It wouldn't get to this point if you'd cooked the kidney beans

well at the restaurant today!'

Chef? Hi.

What makes your food so special?

The food we prepare here is...

We didn't get the Meraki Star.

Sir. I'm really sorry, sir.

There's a lot going on, and...

We will try again, sir.

Yes. We will try but you won't be a part of it.

You can run Chadha Chaap with your husband.

You are fired.

Mithun Da gave him good marks.

The other judge... What's her name?

- Chopra. - Yes!

Even she was all praises.

But you know the third judge, Johar.

I don't know what was eating him up.

He made some mean taunts.

They were very mean.

That's when Shanky's mother cried.

He himself has two kids.

Doesn't he realize he attacked someone else's son's confidence?

Saloni... That was wrong.

You should not have thrown the kidney beans like that.

Doesn't matter whether those kidney beans were Indian or Mexican,

It's not just food for us Punjabis, it is an emotion.

Right?

Dad...

The kidney beans are not the issue here.

It's what she said about Mom.

It doesn't matter what she said to me.

But she made Mom cry.

She knows why I care for Mom so much.

- That hurt me. - Quiet, Akku.

Forget everything that happened.

Brush it under the carpet.

You are here now. You aren't leaving. That's it.

Mom... I'm really, really sorry.

No, no. It's all good.

I feel terrible for hurting you.

I'm sorry.

Well, now that you've apologized to Mom,

we shall end the matter.

The matter hasn't ended, Akhil.

The matter has gone too far.

I didn't win the Meraki.

And I was fired from the job too.

Saloni...

I'm really sorry.

It was an ill-fated day.

The things I said that day...

Please, forgive me. Honestly. Please.

Please, Akhil. I'm sorry too.

The things I said to you in a fit of anger...

Forget it, Saloni.

Honestly.

Everything is sorted out now.

- Forget it. - Look, Akhil...

This fight will be sorted out today

but that's not the problem.

The problem is that...

...we are two very different kinds of people.

Please. Just hear me out. Please.

I feel...

we rushed into this marriage.

That's why no matter how much we try to resolve matters,

our dreams will always clash.

Neither will you be happy, nor I.

It would be better...

It would be better if we...

we got divorced.

Divorce?

God!

What are you saying?

- Saloni? Talk to her. - Come here.

Come here.

- Listen to me. - Explain to her.

Say something.

- Come here. - Come here.

- Talk to her. - Explain to her.

You shouldn't say that.

Be patient.

- This is not right. - This is the limit.

- Why shouldn't we say anything? - Akki, my son, get up.

- Come on... - Come with me.

- Talk to him. - I'll talk to him.

Shake hands.

You got it.

You will get the papers in 15 days.

You gave up very easily, Saloni.

I wonder if we ever loved each other.

- Akki, my son... - Sorry.

It was not just my marriage that broke but also my heart.

When I look back, I realise, that, yes, it was a hasty decision.

But at that time, keeping my ambition in mind,

it felt like the right thing to do.

That's why, right after the divorce, I went to Mussoorie.

Taking up the job of head chef at the Hotel Savoy...

...could help me realize my dream.

And maybe, my broken heart would find some solace too.

But little did I know

that my life was heading towards chaos

and not peace.

I'm going to light this place up.

You scorched my baby's tongue!

I'll reduce your restaurant to ashes.

- Hold on, I'm going to teach you a lesson. - What are you doing?

That's used to put out fires.

I'm going to wreck everything.

You're serving hot soup but calling it cold juice!

Have you no shame?

Sir, this is an apple cinnamon shrub.

It's juice.

My face may be round but I'm not a clown.

Since when are juices served warm?

"Punjabis in the house. "

"Punjabis in the house. "

"Punjabis in the house. "

Hello, ma'am.

This surprise is from sir.

Oh, my moon...

Thank you.

It's so cute.

Sir, can I speak with you privately?

Two seconds.

Okay.

- Please, sir. - It's so well made.

I know you're trying

to impress her on your first date.

It's a great idea,

but you failed to execute it.

Did you even ask her what she likes?

Nope.

Sir, your Mojito.

Virgin?!

Always been.

You look it.

I meant she likes Virgin Mojitos.

Hear me out.

Firstly, get rid of those four flunkies trailing you.

Then sit with her and get to know her.

Real manliness is about listening to women.

Let me send over some Mojitos. She'll be impressed.

You're great, brother.

Everyone, scatter.

Hi.

Hi.

The way you came in, it looked you'll pick up a fight...

but we got to witness romance instead.

My grandpa says...

you use your fists to win fights

and your brains to win hearts.

- Wow! By the way, I'm... - Saloni Bagga.

Nice to meet you.

Gurbir was very calm and mature.

He lost his parents when he was young.

And then, he just put all his focus

into expanding his grandpa's hotel business.

But his down-to-earth nature

was way more inspiring than all his success.

Good morning. Please, carry on.

Aa-vio? Aa-veeo?

It's Aavjo.

Aavjo.

- Yeah. - Aavjo.

India's first Gujarati gourmet restaurant.

And you'll make it India's first Meraki Star restaurant.

Thank you.

Thank you for your trust.

But, can I ask you something?

- What? - Why Gujarati food?

Do you have a special connection with Gujarat?

Why should only international cuisines get Meraki Stars, huh?

So, go local, go Gujarat.

See you at the Garba tonight.

Let's go.

- See you. - Yeah.

- I have no idea how to do this. - Me neither.

Let's mix some Bhangra and Dandiya moves.

Teach me how to do it.

One, two, three, and turn.

- Okay. - Yeah, yeah.

- What if I accidentally hurt you? - Nah, you won't.

Look at them, it's so easy.

See, I told you I'd hurt you!

I mean I'm so sorry.

I mean...

Sir, am I fired?

No.

You are not fired.

Actually, someone once twisted

my finger by accidentally hitting it with a Dandiya stick.

You just fixed it.

- Thank you. - Sorry.

No worries, that's fine.

Carry on, guys. It's alright.

It's okay. Thank you.

Can I... can I see it?

Yeah.

- Sorry. - Sorry.

Her name was Sejal.

We met in Ahmedabad...

At a Garba Night like this one.

She broke my finger with her Dandiya stick,

but ended up winning my heart.

I've heard many stories about Gujarat's Garba Nights.

We were head over heels in love.

Totally smitten.

Like in "DDLJ"?

Nah, more like in "Aashiqui 2".

Oh no.

What happened?

Am so sorry.

It's your personal matter.

I should get going.

- I'm sorry. - Ouch!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Okay.

Sejal wanted to marry into a vegetarian family.

I turned vegetarian as soon as I fell for her.

- But... - But?

Grandpa enjoys chicken for breakfast too.

He said he'd turn vegetarian for us,

but would she eat chicken for even one day?

Of course, Sejal refused.

By the way,

I'm dealing with a broken heart too.

Watching your love story end in divorce isn't easy.

That's enough. It's fine.

Thanks.

Tonight, we toast to love that didn't quite make it.

"On that path, our stories diverged"

"You gave me my ring back, so lonely, my love, "

- My Akhil Chadda is truly the GOAT. - "Sitting in solitude, my heart aches within, "

"I don't want to cry; I need my mother, "

"I'll forget that I ever loved, "

"The eyes found love everywhere, "

"I deleted her pictures from the phone, "

"I erased her memories with others, "

"I'm a Delhi boy, I don't get attached, "

"I don't stress, but sleep peacefully, "

"Neither do I listen to sad songs, nor cry for her, "

"Siddhu Moose Wala's fan isn't a softie"

"I don't care, "

"I don't care about her attitude, "

"With her memories, it's a sane attitude, "

"I'm happy without her, and never missed her, "

"My heart keeps talking about you discreetly. "

"My stupid heart, "

Hi.

"Never could find anyone like you, my love. "

"I am lonely without you, my love, "

Okay, back to work, guys.

"My love, "

- Accept it? - Are you do it.

- Really? - Yeah.

"Discreetly, my love, "

For Meraki application...

I made this specially for you.

Thank you.

You didn't like it?

I've never had a Burrito bowl this delicious before.

- Really? - In fact,

I've never had anything this delicious before.

"I keep asking the stars, the way to your home. "

"Don't go too far away, "

What's wrong?

"and leave me pining. "

They are tears of joy.

"Whenever I think of you, "

Let them flow.

"I tell the galaxies, "

"Even if I've to cry, for the rest of my life. "

"My love should always be smiling. "

"Discreetly, "

"My heart keeps talking about you discreetly. "

"I'm going crazy without you, my love, "

"My love, "

"Discreetly, my love, "

Hello?

Happy Wedding Anniversary, Ms. Saloni.

Who's calling?

It's Harman, Harman Satija.

Scion of Satija Builders!

Oh, yeah.

So, why did you call?

Just wanted to let you know that Akhil has moved on since the divorce.

You should think about doing the same.

What do you mean Akhil moved on?

Oh, you haven't heard?

I'll show you. Check your WhatsApp.

Ms. Saloni,

if you're ready to move on,

then I'm willing to accept you no matter what.

- Buzz off. - Four vodka shots.

That video and those pictures really got to me.

Moving on may sound simple in theory,

but practically doing it is a whole different story.

And when you mix in some jealousy with a few shots of vodka,

that's when your true colors come out.

Slow down. Saloni, did you want to talk about something important?

- Yeah, I did. - What's up?

- I'll tell you. - Oh, shit.

Do you like me?

Yeah, I like you.

Consent?

Yeah, consent.

Hey!

Hang on a second.

This is like a T20 match.

I like test cricket... slow and steady.

I like Cheteshwar Pujara.

So do I.

First kiss. Done.

Good night. Yes.

Let's plan this out, okay?

We had our first kiss tonight.

Let's save the rest for next week, cool?

One minute, one minute.

Okay.

Oh!

Grandpa!

Only in photo.

One glass wine, please. Please.

Okay. No, no, no.

You're acting like a wild cat, Saloni.

Oh, you want to play Kabbadi?

- Kabbadi, Kabbadi, Kabbadi! - Kabbadi, Kabbadi!

- One glass of wine, please. - No.

Oh, there's a lizard!

Run!

Oh shit, I'm shirtless.

Second base!

Look, I have a process of my own.

Candles, music...

Can we slow down a bit?

Oh shit, third base.

Should I turn the lights off?

Saloni, this is becoming very intense.

Saloni, slow and steady wins the race.

Fourth base started.

This is game over.

Maybe we should cuddle?

I think I should leave now.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's regroup for lunch tomorrow?

Sure.

Happy Anniversary, Saloni Bagga!

Enough for one night.

Mummy!

Surprise!

Happy Anniversary!

Sorry, I was so hungry that I couldn't resist and had some of it.

What?

You broke into my room.

- Hold on, I'm calling the cops. - Stop, I'll go. Just give me a minute.

At least check out your gift.

- Where is it? - Here it is.

What are you doing? That's gross.

Have a look first. Already calling it gross.

My name?

You got a tattoo?

But I thought you hated tattoos.

But you love them.

Why are you doing this Akhil?

Why?

Saloni, I miss you like crazy.

You miss me?

And what's with all those pictures?

With a new girl every day!

It's only after spending time with them...

...I realized how foolish I was being.

Saloni...

It's not just you who gave up, I did too.

And you were right.

It's was not about Mom or the kidney beans.

It was about our love.

I learned it the hard way, Saloni.

Please forgive me.

Saloni, please. Please, forgive me.

It's okay.

Really?

Thank you.

- Thank you. - Hey, what are you doing?

I'm kissing you.

Are you sure?

Hmm.

Fine, a quick one.

Hurry up.

That's Akhil Chadha!

Six weeks later.

Do you recall anything?

I have no idea who the father could be.

Fascinating.

Come on, it's a simple question, not quantum physics.

Think harder.

I just can't recall.

I was too drunk.

It's really confusing.

Trust me.

Fascinating.

Heed my advice, So.

Get an abortion before this news blows up in your face.

- Abortion? - Hmm.

I have to talk to the father before making this big decision.

And who's this mystery father?

Should I hire Sherlock to solve this now?

A paternity test.

Saloni is six weeks pregnant.

We can do a prenatal paternity test during week eight.

Oh man, what have I gotten myself into?

What will my family do?

- Mom is definitely going to lose it. - So, listen...

What should I do?

Don't worry about it.

I'll deal with your parents.

Just calm down, okay?

Please.

Shit, shit...

How am I supposed to calm down?

I have to come clean with them.

Are you out of your mind?

You think they'll be thrilled to hear that?

They definitely won't.

This is going to be a huge mess.

Just don't say anything and make it worse.

But I have to do this.

So...

- So! - Fascinating.

Salt okay?

Oh, you shouldn't eat this. It contains egg.

Akhil, what went down that night...

It was really something special.

Why do you want to bring up that night?

I was under performance pressure.

I'm pregnant.

Oh, wow!

Congratulations.

He looks very happy.

So today also we'll get free chaap?

Maybe.

It's opened.

Oh no.

No! No! No!

Are you sure about this?

No! No! No!

You're pregnant!

Saloni, God fulfilled my second dream too.

Just wait and see!

I'll have drinks flowing from West Delhi to Hauz Khas.

Oh no, Grandpa? Grandpa?!

Only in photo.

Don't worry, I'll be very responsible.

Unlike others, I won't run away.

Mom's going to flip when she hears.

I'll have a word with Grandpa and set a wedding date.

Hold on, don't make that call just yet.

You will have to do a paternity test.

A paternity test?

What's that?

It's a test to figure out if this kid is really yours.

Come on, obviously it's mine. Whose else could it be?

It's not like some sage blessed you!

Did he?

This means...

This means...

You had starters with him

and the main course with me?

That's why you made me leave so quickly the next day?

- Right? - Excuse me,

- are we in a relationship? - No.

Akhil is my ex-husband, Goddamn it.

I know.

Hello, we're already divorced, remember?

You sent me those papers.

Technically and logically, I'm single.

Okay.

I get it.

I understand.

You know, love is complex.

It is difficult to forget your ex.

I'll take the test, okay?

Let's see how he gives this test.

For that he'll have to still be alive.

Both of you are going to get tested.

And if you try anything stupid,

even if the kid is yours, he's going to call him dad, got it?

Are you crying?

Everything you said makes sense,

logically and technically.

But emotionally, I can't wrap my head around it.

I get it up here, but it's hard to understand right there.

Listen, Akhil,

I know I messed up.

And I know it's tough for you to grasp.

But please take the test, for me.

Please.

Sister, is Gurbir Pannu here too for the same test?

Yes.

Any idea where he is?

He should be around here somewhere. You just fill out this form.

Okay.

- All okay? - Hmm.

Greetings, Sis-in-law.

Greetings!

Let's go.

"My sweetheart, my love... "

"Thank you very much. "

Oh, my Saloni, your eyes are like deep pools,

I seem to have lost my heart in them.

- Kumar Sanu. - Alka Yagnik.

- Mr. Akhil Chadha! - The GOAT!

Mr. Gurbir Singh Pannu?

We are ready for the paternity test.

Okay, ma'am.

The moment I laid eyes on you,

I knew you were the home wrecker!

Oh, come on, Mr. Ex-Husband!

Things were fine until you popped up out of nowhere.

I'll break your bones, you loser.

- Do your worst! - Stop it!

You guys can continue this outside.

We need to get the test done.

Your test can go to hell.

The decision will be made right here, right now.

- Who are you? - A ward boy.

Now you're the umpire.

Let's see who can do more push-ups. You count.

Come on.

One, two, three...

Four, five...

What's the matter?

Are you afraid? Come on.

Come on. Restart the count from one.

One, two, three...

Four,

five...

Six...

Seven.

Winner!

Who's your daddy?

Quiet down.

Brains beat brawn.

- How? - Come on, let me show you.

- Come on. - Round Two.

- Come on. - Not like this, bro.

- Come on. - Do it like this.

Give it over here.

Sure. Get the kid to do it.

Almost there, almost there.

Almost done, almost done.

Yay!

Hey Einstein,

let's see whose contribution is stronger.

Come on, let's settle this once and for all.

I'm the GOAT! This kid belongs to me.

- Let's check with the doctor. - What's the need to ask?

- I'm telling you, this child is mine. - Let the doctor confirm.

- The doctor confirmed that this child is mine. - Stop causing a scene--

Huh.

What?

Huh?

Huh?

Sir, calm down.

Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Hey guys, come on, hurry up! Come on, come on.

Dr. Priyanka, Ritika, Lakhan... Come on, come on.

Take your positions, come on. That's it.

Hey, let me take a picture of you guys.

- You're taking pictures? - I'll join in.

- Sure thing. - One second, one second.

Okay everyone, get ready.

Three, two, one.

- Pose change. - One second, one second.

- Let's go with this pose. - Smile.

Very good.

Don't forget to tag @AkhilChadha_TheGOAT.

Is this a medical exhibition, Doctor?

Why are they here?

Because this is beyond fascinating.

Beyond fascinating.

My blood pressure is going up.

Dr. Baweja, what is the problem here?

It's a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon.

A one-in-a-million case.

No, actually, it's a one-in-a-billion case.

It last happened in China.

Why are you heading to China?

I'm a true patriot, you know.

I never even installed TikTok or PubG because India is the...

BEST!

So you stick to India.

Please tell us the result, Doctor.

Yeah, sure.

Congratulations, you have twins.

Twins?

- Two babies? - Yes.

Then it's confirmed that they're mine.

They can't be his.

Great news, Doctor!

Hello! Hello! Hello!

This is fantastic news.

I need to tell Mom right now.

Akhil!

Everyone, get out!

Everyone needs to leave right now.

Go and attend to serious patients.

Out!

- I'm going to be a dad to twins! - Chill.

Twins!

All this build-up for twins?

Please, try to understand.

This is a case of Heteropaternal Superfecundation.

Stop speaking Chinese.

Stick to India.

Just use Google Translate and tell us who the father is.

Simple.

Doctor, is there a complication in the pregnancy?

No, there's no complication.

Actually, in a single cycle,

two different eggs have been fertilized through two different acts, so

both of you are going to be fathers.

Huh?

Is that even possible?

How is that even possible?

What nonsense is this, Doctor?

How can both of us be fathers? I mean...

What does this mean?

I'll be damned!

What con have you guys cooked up? Huh?

How much did you bribe the doctor?

Move, let me check.

You think I'm weak because I'm alone?

One call and I'll have the whole Karol Bagh here.

Who do you think you are?

Understand, Akhil. Your match tied.

How can it be a tie?

Let's do a Super Over!

No, I demand a Super Over! Hey, come over here.

Take as many samples as you need. I'm here.

We've already double-checked with doctors in London.

We are 200% sure.

And I am 2000% sure.

Saloni, he's trying to pull a fast one on you.

Come with me, I know a godman at Jhandewalan.

He'll tell us who the real father is.

Excuse me! My future wife will not be taken to any conman godman.

He called you a conman.

No, I didn't mean you.

You're... spiritual.

- Never mind. - Let's drop the act.

Stop hiding behind the women. Just wait.

It won't open.

I'll split you wide open.

Hold my watch.

Let's step outside and settle this.

- Let's go. - Come on, let's go.

- Akhil! - I'm not scared of you.

- Cut it out, Akhil. - Let's do this.

You don't interfere. I dare you to touch me.

- Here, I touched you. - I touched you too.

- Here, I touched you again. - Stop it! Stop it!

You don't need to worry.

What we're going to do is we're going to conduct--

God, I can't understand if your life is a tragedy or a comedy.

Well, if it's happening to you, it's a tragedy.

But if it's happening to someone else, it's a comedy.

Then?

Then...

Yes Grandpa, everything is fine.

Yes, yes.

No, I'm at the hospital...

I mean the hotel.

Hello, Mom?

- Excuse me. - What is going on?

You said two days, it's been two weeks now.

You keep postponing your return.

When are you coming home?

Mom, Saloni is super busy these days.

First she was handling one project. Now she's handling two.

Let me speak to her.

I want to talk to Saloni. Get her on the phone.

No, she's having a check-up.

- A check-up? - Check-in, check-in

- Akhil! - Yeah?

Mom, the laundry lady's here. I'll call you back.

Laundry?

You see those two dots?

They are the embryos.

This will take a few minutes, so relax.

Twin pregnancies are usually, more complicated.

And our case is also a little... fascinating.

Saloni, you must not take any stress now.

Whatever tension there is,

just forget about it.

And now you have to be very cautious.

Look you scoundrels, if this news leaks out,

you'll will get off scot-free,

but I will lose everything.

Offline. Online. Worldwide. She will be trolled.

So, I've told you before too.

This is too much democracy!

Abort it. Sort it.

- No! - No!

Oh! Foes turned friends!

Just when it's time to make a decision for me,

you suddenly find unity in diversity, huh?

- Saloni... - No uterus, no opinion.

That's what Rachael said in Friends.

So, if you don't want to have an abortion,

Here's your million dollar question

You have four options.

A: Everyone stays together, like a happy family.

B: You and the kids live with Akhil.

C: You and the kids live with Gurbir.

Or D: The kids are separated

and they live with their respective fathers.

No, the kids can't split up.

Whoever wants to go with Option D can quit right now.

Hello!

I want to talk to you.

Man-to-man.

I knew you'd show up.

To compromise.

How about this?

Why don't you come over to visit Saloni every Sunday?

Hello,

I'm not Ranbir Kapoor from 'Ae Dil Hai Mushil',

singing 'Channa Mereya' with henna on my hands

and living in a one-sided love story.

Neither am I Rajkumar Rao from 'Bareilly ki Barfi'

who would do all the hard work only to give the heroine away.

And I'm definitely not Vicky Kaushal from 'Manmarziyan'...

Hey, don't get personal, okay?

What will you do, huh?

- What can you-- - What's going on with you guys?

It is affecting my baby.

- Sorry. - Sorry.

You know, before today, I was stressed.

But after seeing those two dots...

Everything has changed.

Good.

But what about the Tom and Jerry in your life?

When you think about it,

this situation is messed up for them too.

And it's not their fault.

Yes of course So. The fault is all mine, isn't it?

Anyway, tell me, who are you going to choose between the two?

It's not just about me anymore.

- It's about my kids too. - Hmm.

That's why I want to know who will be a better father.

What is it?

Tell me, who's the biggest enemy of India and Pakistan?

Poverty?

- No, it's the British Empire. - Huh?

Let's say I'm India and you're Pakistan.

And Maa Carona is the British Empire.

Hold on a minute.

Why do I have to be Pakistan? You be Pakistan.

Fine.

Just listen to me.

Sooner or later, Maa Carona will convince Saloni to get an abortion,

and then marry her off to someone else.

So, India and Pakistan need

to ceasefire to take down the British Empire.

- Exactly. - Got it.

Let's head to the Wagah Border then.

Alright.

Not for real.

I know.

Let's go.

- Here are the keys. - Thank you.

Take care, sweetie.

Saloni!

Gurbir, I'll take care of the bags. You whip us up some breakfast.

Yes.

What are you two doing here?

Saloni, you cleansed our souls yesterday,

when you sprinkled our eyes with the holy water of truth.

And our thoughts have also been sanitised.

We've also realised that you are not pregnant.

Huh?

I mean, "We" are pregnant.

Yeah!

And look, if you were home,

your family would be there to look after you, right?

So let us stay with you. Consider us your family.

Agreed.

And what about after the kids are born?

Well, whoever you choose will care

for the kids like they're his own.

- Right? - Hmm.

Fine.

But there are only two rooms here.

No problem.

Gurbir, you can have your own room.

Saloni and I will adjust in one room.

Can't a guy even crack a joke?

I was just kidding.

Saloni, go rest. We can handle this, right?

Yes.

Okay.

There are more bags.

- We'll grab them. - Yeah, he'll get them.

- We'll both grab them. - Why?

- Go make breakfast, okay? - Always so eager...

- Hi. - We'll just be there.

Come on then. Help me.

I'll make sure you die hungry!

Don't you shower every day? Come on out already!

Doesn't matter how many times you apply the soap,

you'll still be dirty on the inside.

Come out already. stop irritating me.

All yours!

Hey, that's my towel!

Who shares towels man?

Who shares babies man?!

What a moron I have to deal with.

Oh, shit! Grandpa!

Shit! Shit!

It conked off.

Can I borrow your phone, please?

I need to call my grandpa. Can I use your phone?

I can't lend you my phone.

Just moments ago you were all about "sharing is caring".

It's just a phone.

I can't.

As if I will leak your data on social media?

- Please, can I borrow your phone? - I can't let you use my phone.

Are you two already arguing?

I only asked for his phone. I need to call my Grandpa back.

He's asking for my phone...

You can use my phone. He suffers from Nomophobia.

- What? - No Mobile Phobia.

Nothing is right with you...

and yet, you want to have kids.

Worth a try, Akhil Chadha.

Worth a try.

So let's begin.

"Never had I imagined... "

- Move it. - Food is not just for the body,

it's for the soul too.

"Never had I known... "

- Have it. - Just one bite?

- How about one sip? - Uh-uh.

"Never had I imagined... "

"Never had I known... "

"You would change so drastically. "

"You would love me so affectionately. "

"Shower so much love... "

"Express it this way. "

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

"You invaded my dreams, "

"Took control of my heart. "

"Can't tell you how, love. "

"I followed your footsteps, "

"Without batting an eyelid. "

"You're my love. "

"Never did we... "

"Talk about love. "

"Never did we... "

"Talk about love. "

"I am surprised, "

"To hear what you said. "

"Whether it's to express"

"Or to condemn. "

"At least you've started the conversation. "

"Thank you very much. "

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

Ustaadji Mozart!

I got us tickets for the movies. Let's go.

Nah, go away.

Multivitamins.

Good for you.

Saloni!

Here, have this concoction.

- Just have it. - No, Akhil.

Yuck!

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

It's nature!

- It's good for the baby. - Baby?

Babies.

Beautiful babies are born by looking at beautiful people.

Their dad is good looking anyway. Only one.

There was such a stunning picture of tigers here.

There is still a stunning picture of Tiger here.

- Don't touch it! - Don't you dare!

Over my dead body!

Step aside, and let me take sis-in-law's blessings.

Hey, Sis-in-law.

Hey! How dare you!

- Let me go! I said let me go! - Akhil, what are you doing? Akhil!

- Go away! - Saloni!

Saloni!

Saloni, please listen to me. Hold on, what's the rush?

Do you even have sense?

Saloni, please hear me out.

All day, I worry about when you two will start fighting again.

On one hand, I'm stressed about the pregnancy

and on the other, about winning the Meraki Star.

But both of you refuse to quit fighting.

You are right, Saloni.

He doesn't even know what's right during pregnancy.

Hey Mr. Wikipedia,

- quit being a know-it-all. - Enough!

You guys know it all, right?

So, tell me. What's my favourite thing to eat?

Umm...

How surprising.

You both have been making such healthy,

tasty food for me and yet you don't know?

Didn't your Whatsapp University let you in on that secret?

And you, Mr. Gurbir Singh Pannu,

You gave me that pregnancy book, right?

So what's the best sleeping position for pregnant women?

Umm...

Well... ?

Sorry.

Why didn't you read it yourself?

That's the problem!

One's clueless while the other thinks he knows it all.

- Drop it. - Zip it!

I don't want to hear another word.

When I am back from the restaurant tonight,

I don't want to see either of you at the cottage. Got it?

Remember, my aunt gave us four choices?

Well, today, I pick the fifth option.

Option E:

The kids and I will live on our own.

Alone.

I don't need you guys to raise my babies.

I'll manage on my own.

- Saloni, just wait a sec... - Calm down, calm down.

Relax, please.

- Please. - Yeah.

You two...

Come.

Saloni, don't stress.

We have only one month left for the Meraki Review.

I want you all to be fully prepared.

Right? And Swati, I also want you to look up--

- Ouch. - Ma'am?

Ma'am, are you okay?

Please have a seat.

Pass me some water.

Ma'am.

Here you go, ma'am.

Thank you.

Here you go, ma'am.

Ma'am, should we call for a doctor?

I'm okay, don't worry.

I'm good now, thank you.

Just make sure it's done.

Yes, madam. Absolutely.

Saloni...

I'm so sorry.

Burrito bowl?

Saloni...

I didn't realize when I started to behave like Akhil.

How may I help you, sir?

Saloni, remember I had said that I have a process?

Candlelight dinner,

a stroll under the moonlight,

looking at the stars,

and having romantic conversations.

Actually, we got off to such a dramatic start,

I didn't get a chance to do any of those things.

Can we start afresh?

Please?

One date?

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, waiter, I...

- Should I call them? - No, no, no, no, I'll do it.

Yeah, you sit.

Yeah, I'll be back.

Dear sir?

Why is no one listening?

Dear sir, to reduce noise pollution,

our restaurant is now a silent zone.

Okay, can I see the menu please? I would like to order.

Dear Sir, keeping the environment in mind,

our restaurant is now paperless.

Why not go foodless as well?

Where can we order? We're starving.

Thank you.

(Japanese language)- Hey Idiot. Stop wasting my time.

(Japanese language)- You will not get the girl.

Hello, sir.

I can't understand. What you said?

(Japanese language)- Akhil is her real hero,

- (Japanese language)- you are zero. - Sir?

Do you need help?

Yes, sir, please.

You bloody...

Hey!

Hey! I'll kill you!

Hey!

Network jam.

Akhil?

Hey, Saloni?

What are you doing here?

Such a small world!

What are you doing here?

You know I love Japanese food.

I'm here to have some sushi.

Should I order some for you too?

Hey...

Akhil, I'm here on a date with Gurbir.

He'll be back any minute now. Please leave.

I see!

So Gurbir's here with you?

I saw him over there,

talking on the phone.

I even greeted him, but he didn't respond.

Must be a urgent call, right?

Saloni! Saloni!

I hope you are not trying to sabotage this.

This is too much.

Why do you always find fault with me?

You always blame me.

- Akhil, don't... - By the way,

we too can go on a date sometime, yes?

Akhil, I'm heading home.

When Gurbir comes back, tell him that I've left.

Hey, hey, hey...

The next time you dare to take Saloni out on a date,

you watch what I do to you.

You just wait, I'm going to tell Saloni this was all your doing.

Go ahead, tell her.

Tell her we were fighting again.

Saloni will kick us out of the house again.

Maa Carona will get her married off to someone else.

Then the babies won't be yours or mine.

They'll be his.

Uncle, I'll be back.

Remember... Peanut butter. Crunchy.

Damn it!

Watch it, kiddo!

My phone!!!

Phone, phone...

Haptic touch.

Retina display.

7th Gen new processor.

Phone! Phone! Phone!

Phone! Phone! Phone!

Phone! Phone! Phone!

Phone.

Hey, hey, hey...

256GB

Retina display.

What do you want, sir?

What? Don't you understand what I am saying...

Would you like some water, sir?

Phone...

Yeah, I'll call a doctor.

Govinda?

Karishma Kapoor?

"What is mobile number?"

Mobile?

Sir! Sir! This way, sir.

Sir, debit card or cash?

Sir, old number or a new number?

Welcome.

Sir...

Sir! Sir! Sir!

What are you doing, sir?

I was just doing my duty.

Excuse me, ma'am.

First call.

Hello?

"I am someone who knows how to win a losing battle. "

Oh it's my turn to sing?

"Who am I to you?"

Be quiet. I didn't call to sing songs!

I called to give you a warning.

What - global warming?

- Hello? What? - Warning! Warning!

I'm giving you a warning, buddy.

I follow a no first-use nuclear policy.

But that doesn't mean I don't have an atom bomb.

Are you alright, bro?

You're talking about global warming, now atom bombs.

Is it a social studies class?

Your phone... I have your phone with me.

So it was you!

You have no idea what you've done.

Just wait and watch now.

If I don't make you pay, Pannu.

my name is not Akhil Chadha - the GOAT.

Get lost, Akhil Chadha - the GOAT!

If you ever think to interfere with Saloni and my plans, remember this lesson.

Pannu!

No, no, no!

Not you!

Not you, baby!

- Boo! - Uncle!

Old habits die hard, don't they?

- Check this out. - What is it?

The Russian government won't leave me alone.

They are requesting me, "Sukhi, come help us"

"Sukhi, put an end to our wars"

I said, "No. "

"Date problem. "

But here my own blood relative, my nephew,

has only come to see me because he needs something.

Nah, Uncle.

I spotted your talent ages ago.

If it wasn't for you, nobody would know that Uncle Balli is a womanizer

or why Aunt Sarla keeps visiting Rajendra Nagar.

I've been a huge fan of yours forever.

And your mom?

She kicked me out of the house.

The insults she hurled at me!

"Sukhi stirs up fights. "

"Sukhi starts trouble. "

And now that I've become a famous detective

you remember me?

Help save my family, Uncle.

Find something that not only makes Saloni kick that cook out of the house

but also out of her heart, huh?

Hmm.

What's this?

Offering imported one when I prefer country liquor?

This is just water for me.

Come on, Uncle!

Just tell me what you need.

Respect.

I want my family to respect me.

- You know Krishna's younger daughter? - Yes.

I want to be treated like a special guest at her wedding.

The kind of respect your paternal uncle gets.

I'll throw tantrums and you'll humour me.

I'll throw some more tantrums and you'll still humour me.

Is that what you want, Uncle?

Though your actions are like Sreesanth,

you'll still be respected like Dhoni.

"Baba, happy baba. "

"Baba, happy baba. "

Detective.

Detective.

Uncle, I hope you're still working on my case and haven't abandoned me for the Russians.

I'm doing my best, Nephew.

I'm just stumped by this one.

Every man has some flaw or the other.

But he's too good to be true.

"Baba. "

I'll be damned.

What happened?

Too good, my foot.

Got the evidence. Case closed, Nephew.

Don't forget, I'll be the guest of honour at the wedding.

Saloni!

What is it?

You are so sweet.

Akhil!

I have a surprise for you. Come with me.

- A jacket? - Hmm.

A jacket.

It's a bit snug, Akhil.

- A bit tight? - Hmm.

We haven't come close lately so...

Should we exchange it then?

Not today, I'm really tired.

No, I got it at the Monday market.

Who will wait till next Monday?

- Come with me. - Akhil, not now.

Please, please, pretty please.

- No, Akhil. - Please, please, pretty please.

Fine, let's go.

Let's go.

Akhil, how does this one look?

- Akhil? - Yeah?

Nah, I'm not feeling this one.

It's not a poetry to "feel" it.

It's the same one.

Check it out, Akhil.

Come on!

Really?

Come here, let me check it out in better light.

Stand under the light.

Gurbir?

On a Scooty?

Gurbir? On a Scooty?

Gas prices are increasing by the day, Saloni.

He must be getting good mileage on the Scooty.

He has weekly meetings with a Gujarati client.

- Gur... - Stop. It's none of our business.

Now if he chooses to lie,

hide his face and ride around on a scooty all night,

it's his business.

Saloni!

No!

Come follow me.

This place is so shady, Saloni.

Let's go back, please.

What if something happens to me, Saloni?

Then just leave. Go.

No, let's go.

Come follow me.

You know Saloni, I was wondering,

what a decent guy like him is doing in such a dodgy area?

- "Come in, friend... " - Hi, handsome!

Did you see? He just said Hi to her. Must be his girlfriend.

Yeah, seriously.

Your beauty is breathtaking.

No, I'm not that kind of guy, sister.

Saloni...

Are you sure you want to see this side of him?

Baby, your sexy legs...

Gotcha!

Huh?

Oh, shit.

Saloni, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I was going to tell you.

You come here to eat chicken?

Just once a week.

They have the best Tandoori Chicken in town.

I turned vegetarian for Sejal,

but I couldn't resist this.

Okay, but there is nothing to hide.

Maybe she is hiding under the bed.

Sejal?

Sejal?!

Look, I lost Sejal because of chicken.

And you're a vegetarian too.

I don't want to lose you as well.

Don't try to make a moment of this.

Tell the truth, you're enjoying a babe here with the food, right?

Shut up, Akhil.

Now I see why you wanted me to come with you to buy a jacket.

No, Saloni, I just...

I just wanted to show you the wolf behind this sheep.

Akhil!

If you don't remember, let me remind you that

it was this very behaviour of yours that led to our divorce.

Idiot!

Hey!

Forget it, man.

Saloni! Saloni!

You don't pick anything up.

- I'll clear the table, okay? - Hmm.

Expert disguiser, Uncle Sukhi!

Today you will go to jail revealing your actual self.

What do you want from me?

No more playing Mr. Nice Uncle. You'll have to turn into an Evil Uncle.

Get rid of him.

I've known him since he was a kid.

I can't kill him just because he's dumb.

I don't want you to kill him.

I just want him to leave Mussoorie.

That's it?

It'll be done by tomorrow.

His mom is his life.

Once his mom finds out about your arrangement,

she'll call Akhil back immediately.

Then go ahead and tell her about the arrangement.

Hi, sir.

How may I help you, sir?

Even if you wanted to, you couldn't help me, bro.

Don't challenge me like that, sir.

At least, tell me what kind of card you are looking for?

Wedding, head-shaving ceremony, birthday, Raksha Bandhan?

- What kind of card do you want? - Sorry.

I need to say sorry to someone.

Who do you want to apologize to?

Your dad, brother, grandpa?

My wife. Well, my ex-wife.

Bro you go help someone else.

I told you, you won't be able to hack this.

Why would you say that Sir?

At least tell me the nature of the apology?

"Sorry baby, I forgot your birthday?"

"Sorry baby, I cheated on you. "

"Your mother is better than my mother. "

What is the reason for the sorry?

I need to apologize for trying to manipulate my ex-wife's current boyfriend.

What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?

Need another challenge?

Sir, follow me down to the basement.

- Huh? - Come with me to the basement.

What do you keep in the basement?

The food in Aavjo is special because...

Hi, Ms. Saloni.

You totally forgot me after you got to Mussoorie.

And us, too.

Can we come inside, Ms. Saloni.

Huh?

What's wrong with her?

Oh, God.

What do I do?

Oh, shit!

- Welcome! - Saloni.

Hi, Grandma.

- Oh, dear. - Welcome, Mom.

Hello, Dad.

Welcome!

Thank you.

- After you. - No, after you.

I insist, after you.

I'll shut the door. You don't need to be so formal, come on.

No please, carry on, I'll join you in a bit.

- Ladies first. - Go!

Okay.

He just showed up at home.

He said he doesn't mind that you're divorced.

He wants to marry you.

You should've given a heads-up.

I'm really not looking to tie the knot.

But why not, sweetheart?

He is such a nice boy.

He even mentioned buying property here if you decide to stay.

Honestly speaking...

What happened?

Oh, nothing, Mom.

The tea turned out to be surprisingly delicious.

Saloni!

You?

You guys?

Grandma?

I seek your blessings. I seek your blessings.

- How's it going, brother? - Good...

Saloni, you didn't offer them any tea as yet?

Why is he carrying a heart, Uncle?

Well, he uses a pillow behind his back for long drives.

It's not a heart, it's a pillow.

Come over here.

Why didn't you clue us in?

We wouldn't have caused all this chaos.

I'll fill you in on everything.

Could you please just serve them some tea?

I'll deal with you later.

Here you go, have some tea.

Over such a small fight, you went and accepted Harman's proposal?

Can you stop talking for a moment?

Let me think.

What do I do?

So, what's the plan?

Aunty, why is he here?

He's a friend.

Best buddies.

Weren't they divorced?

No, that's not him.

He's a different person.

What are you saying?

He's the same person.

I even attended their wedding!

- Really? - I even follow him on Instagram.

@AkhilChadha_TheGOAT.

That's the same guy.

Yes, that's him.

- But even after the divorce, they are... - We are friends.

Can't two people be friends after a divorce?

They can be, right? Of course, they can.

Here, have some samosas.

Look, I'm willing to accept Saloni, no matter what.

Saloni!

Hi.

Who's that guy now?

Her boss.

- Her boss. - Yes.

Is she your mom?

Why would my mom be here?

Just checking. For general knowledge.

Mr. Gurbir.

Saloni works at his hotel.

Saloni!

Your boss is here.

- Hello. - Hi.

Looks like Saloni's pretty busy here.

It's all good, Aunty.

I'm willing to accept Saloni, no matter what.

She's swamped.

You guys carry on, okay?

Saloni will fill you in on the project, alright?

Oh yeah, I came here to discuss the project.

- Bye. - Okay, thank you.

- Bye. - Okay.

Why is her boss heading to her bedroom?

Saloni could've also come out.

They're into the whole work-from-home culture.

It's okay.

She goes to his place sometimes, he comes over sometimes.

Working on a Sunday?

It's the hotel business.

Guests can come over any day, be it Sunday or Monday.

Did you check the day before coming here?

- Why are you getting angry? - No.

I'm not getting worked up.

Enjoy the samosas.

Come on, Saloni said she will meet us at the hotel.

Why don't we all head to the hotel?

It has the best view of the valley.

You can freshen up there.

- Hand me that, Grandma. - What is going on?

Come on, get up, get up, get up.

Let me have the samosa, at least.

You can enjoy it there, Grandma, sitting on the balcony.

- Got it? - Let's go, Mom.

- Let's go, Uncle. - Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- Let's go. - If this is what Saloni wants.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Why did you stop?

Let's go, Grandma.

Hello, Mom.

When one problem resolves she starts with another....

Calm down.

What did I say that was wrong?

She is having two kids with two different fathers.

Do you even know what that means?

I'm sorry, son.

It's right in front of you.

We just found out about it.

It's fine, Uncle.

You know, I'm willing to accept Saloni, no matter what.

You should go, kiddo.

Otherwise, you won't be able to accept any girl ever.

I've enjoyed your chaaps, bro.

And now you'll even get to sample my slaps. Get moving!

Leave!

Only they really understand what's happening between them.

We don't want to be involved in this mess.

I'm only worried about our baby.

Okay?

We have nothing to do with anything else.

You can take care of both the babies.

All expenses until they reach adulthood will be covered

by the Pannu Group through its CSR.

Deal?

- Hey... - What a load of nonsense!

What are you trying to say?

Saloni, just give us a minute.

Grandpa, one of those babies is mine.

It has the blood of the Pannu family flowing through its veins.

We respect his age, but that doesn't mean we'll put up with his nonsense.

And I know how to raise my baby.

What do you mean by "my baby, " huh?

I told you from the very beginning that the babies will not split up.

Saloni, this was all his idea from the start.

That the one you choose

would have to help the other guy get his baby.

Really?

And who wanted to have a man-to-man talk?

Was it you or me?

Didn't you suggest a truce between India-Pakistan--

Enough!

So you two have been playing me this entire time.

No.

Now I get it.

My choice was never really mine.

What is she saying, Akku?

We are fine with taking care of our baby.

Why should we bear the burden of someone else's mistake?

Watch your tongue?

That child has the blood lineage of the Pannu Family.

Pannu Family has a great amount of respect in the society.

You watch your tongue, Grandpa.

Watch your language, he's my grandpa.

And she is my mom!

Don't talk about status.

Saloni? What's wrong, dear?

I can buy a hotel, so don't talk about money.

Take care, dear. Everything will be fine.

Stop it! That's enough!

Look at her.

- Saloni! - Saloni!

- Saloni! - Saloni!

What's wrong?

- Get her some water. - Saloni?

Get her some water.

- Saloni, are you okay? - Are you okay, dear?

- Gurbir, get the car. - Yeah.

Go, get the car!

Doctor. Doctor.

Is Saloni okay?

I'm a doctor, not a magician.

She's in the ICU.

We'll have to do some tests to find out.

I had already warned you

that twin pregnancy is complicated.

Therefore, Saloni needed to be stress free, but you two...

One of you please come with me to sign the papers.

Sure.

So, Saloni's test reports have come in.

The treatment decision based on those results can't be mine.

Since she is unconscious

and can't decide,

I have called all of you here.

But Dr. Baweja, what's wrong?

Is Saloni okay? Are the babies...

Actually, due to intrauterine

growth restriction,

the placenta of fetus number two is smaller in size.

Therefore, the organs are quite weak.

Doctor, can you please explain in layman's terms?

All this is too...

Okay.

So, this...

- is Baby Chadha. - Okay.

Next to it is Baby Pannu.

This is their biological father.

Now Baby Chadha is absolutely normal.

Thank God.

But Baby Pannu...

is getting weaker by the day.

This weakness could seriously endanger the baby's life.

If we don't perform a C-section delivery soon,

it could lead to severe complications.

Do it then. Doctor, do it.

What are we waiting for?

Doctor, Saloni will be safe, right?

Saloni is fine,

but the two babies...

Look, risks are higher in C-section deliveries.

It would also put Baby Chadha's life at risk.

In the process of trying to save one baby,

we would risk losing both babies.

Thus, before proceeding...

Thank you.

I need the signatures on the consent form of both Baby Pannu and,

Baby Chadha's biological fathers.

Here.

Doctor, if we don't do a C-section delivery,

what are the odds

of the weak baby not surviving?

Almost a hundred.

And in a C-section delivery,

what are the chances of both babies...

Fifty-fifty.

Akhil,

I want to have a word with you.

Come with me.

Son, here's the thing.

The fate of the other baby,

is in God's hand.

Say something.

Akhil...

Saloni, you and your baby

will make a nice family.

That's why we are suggesting...

consider, Saloni's well-being too.

Please.

"My heart keeps talking about you discreetly. "

"My stupid heart, "

"Never could find anyone like you, my love. "

I just want you, me and our little one,

To stay happily with mom.

This is the life I want.

"My dreams shattered, "

"when my love got upset. "

"You dwell in my heart, "

"Even if I cannot express it. "

"I am destined to be lonely at nights. "

"When will you return, my love. "

"These drenched eyes lie in wait. "

"These drenched eyes lie in wait. "

Saloni always wanted this, right?

She wanted the kids to always stay together?

Doctor, I have a request.

Please don't call them Baby Pannu and Baby Chadha.

They are both Baby Bagga.

"I keep asking the stars, the way to your home. "

"Don't go too far away, "

"and leave me pining. "

"Whenever I think of you, "

Akhil!

"I tell the galaxies, "

"Even if I've to cry, for the rest of my life. "

"My love should always be smiling. "

"My love should always be smiling. "

"Alone... "

"Never will I leave you alone. "

"Away from this world I am going with you. "

Akku, why did you risk your baby's life?

Saloni may not even choose you.

And even if she does, have you decided what you will do?

Will you accept the other baby?

Will you bring someone else's baby home?

Have you thought about the consequences?

If this gets out in Karol Bagh,

You'll be ridiculed.

I don't care.

But I care.

After all, you're my son.

You're the stud of West Delhi.

My Akhil Chadha, the GOAT.

For every mother, her child is the GOAT.

You're not to be blamed,

that's the nature of a mother's love.

But Saloni is a mother too.

For her, both her babies are the greatest.

How do I choose between them, huh?

Greatest of all time...

What great feat has your son achieved till date, hmm?

Have I won a race?

Or set a Guinness World Record?

I haven't even made a mark in Karol Bagh,

let alone the country.

Your constant pampering and spoiling,

made me feel like the Greatest Of All Time.

My dreams. My happiness.

In the process I lost sight of Saloni's happiness.

I was so consumed by myself that I ended up losing Saloni.

Akhil Chadha... is not the GOAT.

"My heart keeps talking about you discreetly. "

"My stupid heart, "

"Never could find anyone like you, my love. "

"Lonely... I am so lonely, my love. "

"My heart keeps talking about you discreetly. "

"My stupid heart, "

"Never could find anyone like you, my love. "

"Lonely... I am so lonely, my love. "

"My love... "

"My love... "

Akhil...

Both babies are safe.

You've been blessed with daughters,

and Saloni is also fine.

Saloni.

Please come in.

I had told you, didn't I?

Surrounding yourself with beautiful people results in beautiful babies.

Both of them have your looks.

She has your eyes, doesn't she?

And her nose is just like yours.

Don't worry.

We all think that your and the babies will..

...recuperate well in Gurbir's hotel.

You won't face any issues there and will receive excellent care.

And I'm here for you too, right?

You should rest.

Saloni...

I thought I loved you,

but I was wrong.

I was selfish,

confusing the joy I felt with you for love.

But now I genuinely love you, Saloni.

Akhil...

Phone...

Akhil was saying the babies look just like you.

And for once, he's actually right!

What he did the other day...

He saved the lives of both these kids.

What do you mean?

Didn't he tell you anything?

Akhil asked me not to disclose this to you.

The situation had become very complicated

and we had to go in for a cesarean delivery.

Akhil is God sent, Saloni.

He is a God-sent man.

No one in the world loves you

and these babies more than he does.

Shall we?

Yeah.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

We've met before, haven't we?

Yes, we have.

I'll go first.

What makes food so special for us?

Food not only nourishes the body,

But also the soul.

We eat not just to survive,

but to thrive and celebrate life,

to bond, to understand each other,

To find happiness,

and to create memories.

Food evokes nostalgia,

and is also something we really look forward to.

And in Aavjo, we make food like we cook for our loved ones.

Delicious.

Thank you.

Start. Turn right.

What is it? Slowly, slowly.

Smile.

Show your right profile.

Yeah, right.

Not so much.

Time out.

Why are you behaving like it's the Republic Day Parade?

Our South Asia MD is coming just to give out this award,

and she is very particular about everything.

- Okay. - Oh.

And if you two don't do everything according to protocol,

- then she can even cancel the award. - Cancel the award?

- Start walking. - Okay.

As you all know, we have a Meraki Star Winning Chef amongst us.

I feel as if...

- Gurbir, are you okay? - As if...

- Gurbir... ? - Ma'am...

Saloni...

What happened?

You go onto the stage and collect the award, okay?

Congratulations.

Can we regroup for lunch tomorrow?

- I'm sorry. Okay. Bye. - Gurbir!

Good God. I am dead.

Time please.

Ma'am. One question.

Ms. Saloni, congratulations.

Buzz off.

Where's Akhil?

Who's going to drink the milk first?

Akhil, I have no idea where Gurbir went.

We both need to be on stage together

or the Meraki guys won't give us the award.

Oh, no!

Please go find him, I'll take care of the babies.

Move aside.

Okay.

Uncle, what's happening?

Nothing serious.

Three of them are playing tag.

Now, it's Akhil's turn.

Move. Move.

So sorry.

Get up, buddy.

Thank you. No! No, no, no!

What's gotten into you, Gurbir?

Gurbir! Stop! Why are you running?

S... S... S...

You want to pee?

No! Sejal!

Try to understand. I could never forget Sejal.

Seeing her still gives me butterflies.

I don't have the courage to face her.

It would be disastrous if I go there.

Gurbir, only the brave emerge victorious.

But beyond victory lies death.

- Huh? - Where is Mr. Pannu?

- Ma'am, he'll be here in two minutes. - Look,

The rules are crystal clear,

the Head Chef and the Owner must be in lockstep for the award,

or it will be cancelled.

I understand ma'am, just...

Just two minutes, please.

Okay.

- Yes, Saloni. - Akhil,

if Gurbir isn't here in two minutes,

then I'll lose the Meraki Star.

Hurry up, please.

What did she say?

Meraki is Saloni's dream, Gurbir,

and I have already shattered it once.

Don't repeat the mistake.

If this dream shatters, Saloni will be devastated.

Do it for the sake of love.

Come on.

"There is so much hatred in the world, "

"Yet there is still love in hearts. "

"There is so much hatred in the world, "

Chicken!

Gurbir, I...

"My beloved, my darling"

Sejal,

were you having chicken?

After our break up,

I wondered what caused the rift in our love.

Then I tried it.

Ever since,

whenever I see chicken, I can't resist.

Do you like dry chicken or with gravy?

Butter chicken is my favourite.

Don't you think chicken seekh kebab is a little underrated?

What's the matter, Gurbir?

Are you okay?

It's okay.

They are tears of joy. Let them flow.

Saloni Bagga has nailed it!

One minute.

Naughty girls! Like mother, like daughter.

Don't even look at it until you're old enough.

You'll get only milk for now.

Can I get a safety pin?

I always sought love in my work

and work in my love.

But in the craziness of it all,

I overlooked focusing on your love,

your quirks and your perfection.

But your focus was always on me.

Life with you may not be a fairy tale,

but my courage won't falter, even in the nightmares.

Hey, Saloni.

Akhil Chadha,

though you may not be the GOAT,

your love is the GOAT.

Despite all odds,

you've stuck by my side.

Will you marry me, again?

I carried this in my pocket every single day.

Yeah, this finger.

What is it?

Don't hold this against me later,

but I have two little ones from my past marriage.

Oh...

Just to let you know,

my ex-husband still hits on me.

Your ex-husband will continue to flirt with you forever.

- Really? - I promise.

Oh my!

Don't they make a good couple?

We're not too bad ourselves, are we?

Should we regroup for lunch tomorrow?

Don't hold this against me later,

but I have two little daughters.

Bring them along.

We'll turn the date into a playdate.

Let's gather for a family photograph.

Yes, a family picture.

- Please come, Saloni. - Come here, everyone.

- Please gather. Everyone, join in. - Step aside, Harman.

Ms. Saloni,

I'm willing to accept you no matter what.

I will accept you.

Come here.

No, I am okay.

Harman Satija is the only one who loved you unconditionally.

Oh God!

Saloni, you rise above the labels placed on you.

Thank you.

It will be my honor to play India's first Meraki Star Chef.

Ohh...

Can I get a selfie with you?

Meet the real star.

The Meraki Star!

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"This girl, has taken my heart away. "

"But your intentions don't seem pure!"

"That braid you flaunt, so long and bold. "

"Shows off the braids, keeps the Prada hidden. "

"Stop!"

"Your figure, a replica of a Latino. "

"Tell me now, what's your big leap?"

"You just flew in from Italy yesterday, stunning lady. "

"With your Valentino purse from Paris!"

"Why can't you see?"

"What's your story?"

"What should I write about you now?"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Praising yourself so high, no ordinary, "

"You don't gaze at anyone, oh you seem so dignified. "

"Here you say, "too much showing off!"

"It's clear, you've been partying in London and Ibiza!"

"You're never free for me, oh those hazel eyes. "

"Such a fair visage, you shine so bright, "

"Your voice, sweet as Noori's pure delight. "

"When you dance you look like Nora!"

"Yeah, tell me your name, "

"your place, "

"say it now my love!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Your eyes desire for bangles, oh love. "

"I'll get them made for you, just say it once. "

"Ask for my life, I will give it all for you. "

"My life will just slip away with that one smile of yours. "

"Your allure, girl, it's like a high. "

"Oh beauty, the alcohol is just being blamed unnecessarily!"

"You left me and found ample friends anyway. "

"When you step out, the streets come to a halt. "

"Yeah, listen to me. "

"Oh, you're my guest. "

"Oh, you're my world!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

"Oh your beauty, is simply impeccable!"

Shall we begin?

"Never had I imagined... "

"Never had I known... "

"Never had I imagined... "

"Never had I known... "

"You would change so drastically. "

"You would love me so affectionately. "

"Shower so much love... "

"Express it this way. "

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

"You invaded my dreams, "

"Took control of my heart. "

"Can't tell you how, love. "

"I followed your footsteps, "

"Without batting an eyelid. "

"You're my love. "

"Never did we... "

"Talk about love. "

"Never did we... "

"Talk about love. "

"I am surprised, "

"To hear what you said. "

"Whether it's to express"

"Or to condemn. "

"At least you've started the conversation. "

"Thank you very much. "

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

"My sweetheart, my love, "

"Thank you very much. "

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

"From Paris to London, your beauty's the talk of town, "

"You spend more than the wealth of the Sheikhs all around, "

"Everyone's singing your praises in the B-Town. "

"Your beautiful face... "

"One, two, three!"

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes... "

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

"Girl, I want to give you the Miss World's crown, "

"Today, you'll be the headline, on news channels all around, "

"Girl, I want to give you the Miss World's crown, "

"Today, you'll be the headline, on news channels all around, "

"One look at you, and my heart is going down, "

"Your beautiful face... "

"Causes... "

"Causes... "

"Causes... "

(Rap song)

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

(Rap song)

"Causes havoc all around, "

(Rap song)

"Causes havoc all around, "

(Rap song)

"Causes havoc all around, "

(Rap song)

"One, two, three!"