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1 Take one. Mark.

Let us know when you're ready.

What this new product offers is community.

Safe, secure community, enriched with

the integrated interactions with the cherished family

of Waystar's movie and TV characters.

I'm convinced that the Living Plus

real estate brand

can bring the cruise ship experience to dry land

and provide a significant boost to the earnings

of our parks division.

I couldn't be more excited.

- And I... - Can I stop you there?

Sorry, the... the thought is, uh...

Can we maybe do just... just one more.

Um, the thought was just maybe, um, a touch more upbeat?

Oh, that was the thought, was it?

Just be good to, uh,

get it as good as it can be.

Oh. You think we should get it

"as good as it can be"?

Could... could you maybe sound

more excited when you say the word "excited"?

Um, okay. So... He's a little shiny.

Can we... Can we get... Angela, are you nearby?

Just a little shine. Thank you.

Oh, can you please stop buzzing around me?

God, you're fucking useless, the lot of you.

You're as bad my fucking idiot kids.

That's... That's bullshit. Sorry... sorry, Ken.

Oh, that... that's fine. That's a Valentine's card.

Um, could we watch it again, actually?

Absolutely.

Good to see you, Dad.

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I'm convinced that the Living Plus

real estate brand...

- Hey. - Hey.

- So? - So, what?

What, you came 3000 kilometers

and you can't come another 20 meters?

Oh, yeah,

see, I'm just stopping at a convenient location to refuel

and there is no reason for me to get off the plane. So...

Bye.

- Hey. - Yoo-hoo.

- Hi. - Hey.

Tired interior.

Ow. Don't criticize my jet interior. It hurts.

- So? - Nothing. Nothing. Um...

Just thought I'd check in, you know.

With the whole, uh, the whole product launch, investor thing?

- Living Plus. - Yeah.

Why... why are you doing this bullshit?

Well, it's on the calendar.

And if we decided to cancel the product launch,

it would look like we were just minding the shop

- until you came in. - Well, you are, right?

Mm-hmm.

I don't... I don't need it.

It's fucking Land Cruises.

Living Plus.

- Li... "Living Plus." - Yeah.

No, it's... it's Land Cruises.

"Hey. You know how shitty and heartbreaking it is

being locked up on a cruise?

How about that, but you also get to stay

in the same fucking place the whole time?"

I'm not gonna pursue, so why would you announce?

- Well, that's presumptuous. - Okay.

So, here's my situation. Um...

The deal is going through, with velocity,

and lots of it... lots of you I...

- I really like. - Mm-hmm.

But lots of it I also really hate.

Lots of rooms I never want to go into, okay?

So there's, um... There's a...

If there's someone on the inside who... who understands all that

but also gets me...

- Uh-huh. - That could be, uh...

could be of, uh, value.

Uh-huh?

- Uh-huh. - "Uh-huh. Mm-hmm."

- Oh, God. - Come on. We're buddies.

- Can we just talk, like... - No, maybe I hate you.

No, you can't hate me, you don't know me well enough.

Maybe I love my brothers very much.

Oh, by the way, did they mention

that they went totally fucking mental on me

up above Åndalsnes?

Totally unprofessional, totally dumb.

Look. You spoke, I listened, but I... I gotta go now.

I think my... Oh, yeah, I can... My flight's leaving.

- Ah! - Yeah. Start the engines!

- Okay. Well, you keep me looped. - Mm-hmm.

- My girl on the inside. - Oh, fuck you,

my boy on the outside.

You know, I'm gonna tell my brothers everything you said.

Cool. Do that.

Nothing to hide, nothing I wouldn't tell them myself.

- Mm-hmm. - Okay.

Enjoy L.A.

Bye.

- Hey. Welcome. - Hey, hey. Morning.

- Morning. - Welcome.

Thanks. Thanks for, everybody, for finding time.

Our CEOs wanted to give us a sensitive...

Yeah.

...uh, in-person update on negotiations, correct?

Correct. Yeah. Uh, thanks. Thanks for being here, guys.

I know everybody's swamped with, uh, Investor Day

and we've... we've got the product launch,

so... so... so, uh, I'll make this brief, but, um...

Oh, did I... I'm sorry, Shiv.

Look, uh... Overall, very excited.

- Mm-hmm. - Super excited.

Just, um, questions about, uh, Matsson's full understanding

of the whole business.

We're... we're pleased with the offer we extracted.

It's... The price is great.

I mean, you knocked it out of the park, guys.

- I mean, really. - Thanks!

Hear, hear. Hear, hear. Uh, but it's just, uh,

as... as we're preparing our board recommendation,

we wanted to share some confidential context

with this senior group and seek your advice.

Yeah. I mean, long story short, Matsson exhibited some

what you'd call erratic behavior that made us concerned.

Ah. What... Well, what exactly happened?

- Well... Yeah. - Well, we were pushing him, gently,

on what we wanted, how much, and then he fuckin'...

- How would you describe it like? - I would describe it

- as a meltdown, human Chernobyl. - Yeah. Right.

But, like, specifically...

Specifically, he was, like, shouting about how,

you know, we didn't know what a good deal was,

and how he didn't even especially want the deal.

He didn't want the deal?

Yeah, like, his senior leadership team, uh, liked it

but, you know, we better take what was on the table.

But that... That smells like a negotiating tactic to me,

- 'cause he made the offer. - I mean, maybe.

It wasn't really coherent. He was sort of, like,

saying that he was stringing us along

and that he could, you know, pull the deal and...

So, what are you suggesting?

Can we recommend a deal with a person of this character?

Given everything else and so on? Tweets, drug rumors.

You know, 50 percent in stock, that means we are exposed.

Um. Shall I go? Uh, okay, it's a worry.

It's, uh, a concern and I think we should monitor it closely.

- Uh-huh. - Uh, I don't think it hurts.

I mean, he's, uh, a genius.

Nobody minds a genius acting weird.

Honestly, it probably kind of adds to the mystique.

And we know that his bank

and legal team are, right now,

progressing in a very professional manner.

I just... What... what's... what's to worry? It's...

- His reputation is priced in. - Absolutely.

- Good. - Yeah, okay, we feel covered.

- Sure. Yeah. - Right? Just... Just, uh,

letting you guys know and, uh, we should...

we should move ahead with what we know.

Thank you for keeping us informed.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, Frank.

Big day tomorrow. Big product launch.

Hi.

We, uh... Sorry, we didn't mention.

We... We were just... We're hoping to keep things dry.

Oh! Yeah. Yeah?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I think vanity stopped us, maybe.

We were proud of the deal, from raising it earlier. So...

Oh, yeah. Sure.

- What? - I know you.

- What? - I fucking know you.

- What? - "What"?

- Yeah, what? - "What?"

- What? - Oh, fucking hell.

Boys, you're not good at this.

"Hey, Dad? Shiv spilled chocolate milk

in the Range Rover."

Yeah?

- You're trying to fuck the deal. - No, we're not.

- No? Yeah? - No, we're not trying to fuck the deal.

But you failed to mention this very

fucking interesting incident, even as a bit of gossip?

Shiv...

- Yeah? - No.

No? I'm wrong?

Go on, lie to me. Lie to my face.

We're not sure about the deal.

- Uh-huh. - Oh thanks, fuckface. Excellent.

- Just, what am I... - Yeah. I mean, no, great.

Throw me under the fuckin'... Great. Nice.

Shiv, I mean, the plan was to tell you. We were...

Honestly, we were protecting you.

Oh, thanks so much.

Yeah, don't get mud on my confirmation dress.

Thanks so fucking much.

Well, it did go nuts on the mountain, Shiv.

- He was talking shit about Dad. - The plan was always

- we were getting out clean... - Yeah.

... doing Pierce, buying Pierce together.

What the fuck happened?

Shiv, maybe we can keep it, and Pierce, all of us.

Oh, man, you are fucking cocksuckers.

Shiv, we're... I'm...

Sor... I mean, we're sorry. We are.

- Mm-hmm. - We wouldn't have dicked you over.

- Yeah. - We wanted to keep you clean.

Should we like...

Can we do the huggy thing?

- Sure. - Yeah?

- Yeah. - All right. I am sorry.

Sorry.

- Cool? - Mm-hmm.

Sorry.

- Oh. Hello. - Uh, I have a...

- What? - ... appointment that I can't reschedule.

So... Okay. Sure.

- You're in here. - Mm-hmm. We all set?

Think so. Investor relations in 20?

Yeah. Thanks.

- What do you wanna give me? - I wanna give you...

- Douche. What? - ... a little preview of tonight's selection.

- Hey. Hey. - Hey. Uh...

- Go on. - Sorry.

All right. You okay?

Uh, I'm fine.

We had... We had this room booked.

Okay. Right. No, I'll leave you to it.

I thought the room was... empty for, uh...

- You really okay? - Yeah, fine.

You sure?

Yes. I'm just very busy.

And...

I have found I am too busy, what with my dad.

And so, uh, Sarah has sometimes found me somewhere

so that I can... have a moment to cry.

- Yeah. - You're scheduling your grief?

Just... just fuck off. Yeah?

Hey. Come on. Shiv.

Come on.

Come on. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

"Sadly, my sons, Kendall and Roman Roy,

are too tied up with important company business

to join us at this year's Investment Day."

We're not gonna keep that in? Let's keep that in.

Does it feel cheesy to alternate

or... or should we do block one, block two?

No, it's fine. It's whatever. It's... Uh, yeah.

What do you think on, uh... Thank you.

Um, what do you think on Matsson?

If, you know, Operation Fruit Loop doesn't fly.

Muster a share bloc?

Uh, board, convince he's a value destroyer?

Regulatory shit? Hope the price runs away?

I don't know. Something.

Mm. Tellis says he doesn't have juice past 192.

{n8}Well, something about this all does depress me.

{n8}Oh, yeah? And, uh, do you think it's the speech

written specifically for our late father,

or the fact we're planning to warehouse the elderly

and keep them drunk on content while we suck 'em dollar dry?

I think it's the '90s pitch.

"Personalized longevity programs."

- I see them. - What is that?

Is that something?

- Can we see drafts, J? - Yeah.

Give me the double click on longevity

so I can see everything. Infinite brainbox.

Yeah.

I can, uh, ask Joy Palmer if the fucking.

Kalispitron director can come onboard

and make everything more confusing and loud.

- Is that... is that now? Joy? - Yeah. That's now.

All right, sprinkle some sugar.

- Yeah. Will do. - Full confidence. Yeah?

Gotta up our velocity, man.

Yeah. I mean, even she should be able to come up with a mega-hit

from a couple extra content bill.

Just break the log jam, get the franchise pump pumping.

- Yeah? Pump it up. - Pump it. Yeah. Fuck yeah.

I'm gonna love-bomb that stuck-up bitch.

All right. Shoot it to the moon, Rome.

- Will do. - New space cowboys in town.

Yeah. Who wants to fuck? I'm ready to fuck.

Who ready for Fuckywood?

- Hello. - Roman Roy.

- 'Tis I. - Hey.

How are you? Good to see you.

We'd all like to offer our sincere condolences.

Oh, thank you. That's... That's very nice.

- Yes. - Uh, refused.

I have all the condolences I need.

Tummy full. Mm. Shall we?

Well, it just hasn't hit you yet.

- Oh, no. It's... - You know, I'm sure it will.

But you'll be okay. It takes time.

Okay. Well, many, many thanks. Many, many, many, many, many.

- You'll be fine. - Okay.

And it's very exciting about the deal.

- Mm-hmm. - What's he like?

Lukas? Great. Uh, flaky. Really druggy, odd, not focused.

But, um, yeah. You know. Honestly, few issues.

I'm sure I can fix it, but um...

So, I can't stand still. I... I have thoughts.

Well, of course. Everybody does.

- What was that? - A little Groucho Marx for ya.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Inside cinema. - Yeah, um, so I just sorta

wanted to maybe just get it out of the way. Kalispitron?

I just wanna know who's getting fired for that shitshow.

I mean, I can certainly loop you in, but it's complicated.

- Okay. - Uh...

Shall we just sidebar that? You know, that...

particular situation has lots of big personalities.

Oh! Big personalities. Yeah, I can't see that happening again.

No, I've been taking it very seriously.

Good. Okay. Well... Look, I... I... I'm...

I'm gonna turn on the money hose for you. Okay?

We wanna back you. We just wanna hear

that you're confident that we can the hit machine pumpin'.

Well, absolutely. Yeah.

I mean, there is one thing that we have been concerned about.

- Okay. Hit me. I'm ready. - Uh...

- Let's do it. - The rightward lean from ATN...

Lots of people are concerned about democratic institutions.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, hmm. Got it.

Oh, you want me to say more things.

We're getting a lot of questions about ATN's favorable coverage

- on Mencken. - Mm-hmm.

I mean, isn't there something you can do

- to signal a distance? - Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Look.

Mencken's IP, just like anything. Yeah?

I don't like him, you don't like him. What are we gonna do?

But it's all in terms of talent. You know?

- Mm-hmm. - Uh, the company...

We have values here in this creative community.

And I know, I get it. And I... And I love the values.

I mean, it's, uh, an incredibly evolved,

ruthlessly segregated city

you built on this geological fault here.

- Let's get real. - Look, we're trying.

I just... I sort of feel like... Yeah, I feel like...

you're not really listening to me?

I'm saying I'm gonna just dump a ton of money on you,

and all we want is to get the hit pump pumpin'.

You understand, right?

Balance between streaming and theatrical.

Franchise creation. International marketing. Yeah?

Yeah, you can trust me. I got it. Very exciting.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

You know...

Joy, I, um, I get it. I... You're thinking,

"The fuck does this guy know about anything?

He's not his dad. He can't do it.

Roman's track record is bullshit."

No, I'm sure you are where you are

for very good reason.

I could just fire you. So...

That's a funny joke? I could.

- Look, I... I think... - I'm not saying I am.

I'm just saying I could.

- Although maybe I should. - Oh, no.

Oh, no, I said it. Now I feel like I gotta commit.

Our tentpole is bullshit and out of control,

and you're not gonna fix it, so I'm calling it.

- I'm sorry. We're done. - Are...

- Yeah, we're... we're... - Are you...

This is... Yeah, I am. What I mean to say is the, uh,

the... the company wishes to terminate your employment.

HR will be in touch to start the termination process.

We wish you the best of luck on all your future endeavors.

This is a mistake.

Okay.

- Uh, hey, uh, Jade, um... - Yes?

Can... can we get...

Let's get Lana and Hugo on analyst double check, who's confirmed.

And let's get Raj primed to throw some softballs. Okay?

- Uh-huh. - And I think Shiv can just say,

you know, this and this, and... and maybe... maybe this.

Give that to Roman. Just let 'em know. Okay?

Uh-huh. Yeah. I can let them know.

And in terms of lighting cues, just so we can brief Kush

and the AV team. What are you thinking...

Ken...

Could we build me a Living Plus house?

Uh-huh. As in...

Small, plywood, basic brickwork, nothing crazy.

I could walk through it.

ATN on here. Face aging on the wall here.

Maybe clouds appear above the house. What do you think?

We can definitely check with the team. Denny?

It... it's certainly an exciting vision, but...

Don't say no, Denny.

Don't say no.

This is for tomorrow?

Hollywood though. Right?

We need a house, practical build.

Here's the rule. Okay? No one can say no.

"Yes, Kendall. Thank you, Kendall,

for the cool new rule."

- Thank you, Kendall. - Thank you, Kendall.

- Thank you, Kendall. - For the cool new rule.

Hey!

Good pep talk?

Uh, yeah, good, good, full of joy.

It kind of turned into a...

- Whatever, I'll catch you up in a bit. - Okay, look.

I've been looking through the launch deck.

- Mm-hmm. - I have a big...

I have a... I have a big thought.

It's looking great. Without an investor relation to withhold...

Uh, would you excuse me for a moment? Thank you.

- Hey. Hey. - Hi.

Enjoying the investor reception?

- Sorry, I don't wanna cramp your style. - No, no, no.

I'm sure you're keen to get amongst it.

"It"?

Yeah, the... the vaginas of the cheerful women

who aren't tall enough to be models.

Nah, I'm good. I'm good.

Uh-huh. Okay.

So... Who do you like?

Yeah? Can I guess?

Could do.

Is that what you've been doing, going around and just, like,

saying things to people? The leggy blondes?

- The tan models. - You know...

Like, leaning in, saying, "Hi. Hey, I'm Tom."

I think, I guess, if I was gonna say something

from the heart, I would say I'm sorry.

- You're sorry? - Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for fucking you up.

Oh, you should be so lucky.

You hardly scratched the surface.

I was fucked up long before I met you.

What, with TK?

Yeah. Yeah, with TK. The Washington situation.

You were the one after the one.

- Hmm. - The actual one, and that's always...

You know, that's hard.

I think I got my chisel in on you.

Mm, hardly a scratch.

But you, I mean, I'm the whole story for you.

I just twisted your heart right up.

Yeah, I guess.

Mary? Tom, please. I did a number on you.

Mary? You didn't have... You didn't have a taste

of the dark meat before you met me.

Oh, I'd had my times.

Uh-huh.

You want to play bitey?

- Bitey? - We never played bitey?

No.

Oh. Okay, well, you bite me,

I bite you, see who can take it.

- Okay, sure. - Give me your arm.

So, first one to stop, loses.

Bitey.

- Mm-hmm. Bitey. - Ready? - Yeah, I guess.

- Mm. - Oh.

- Mm. - Is that all you got?

Motherfucker.

- Oh! - Bitey!

- Wow! - You okay?

Yeah. Tom Wambsgans finally made me feel something.

Nice.

So, I've been through the material and I have a pitch.

Okay.

Unbelievable growth.

- Price rocket. - Okay.

Drive the price, we make the deal impossible.

Oh, so all you need is unbelievable growth?

Okay, all right, Dr. Sarcasmo. Did we ask you to squeak?

- Stand easy there, pitch wall. - If we can drive above 192,

no one thinks Matsson has the juice.

- Okay, so... - He has to walk.

Chase him out on price?

I think we can get a tech valuation

for a real estate proposition on this.

Living Plus?

Well... Can I just say,

I... I think it's hard to make houses seem like tech

'cause we've had houses for a while now.

Just, we need to make analysts look at the company differently.

I'm telling you, this is the killer app.

Maximize your physical potential,

live... well, not... not forever...

- Why not forever? - Well, sure. If not forever,

live more forever.

Pitch bot, is it dope?

It's kinda dope. Like a robot, please, pitch bot.

It's kind of dope.

- Oh, my God, you're fired. - We can push this to the moon.

But we don't have the numbers, right?

- These are not... These are the old numbers. - We'll have the numbers.

- We'll have the numbers? - Yeah.

So then, what... where... where's our go-to?

Uh, I guess the sweet spot would be

right after they get fucking delicious

and just before they get fucking stupid.

- Right. Mm-hmm. - Right?

Greg, uh, go find Jess, and what we talked about,

- getting the edit. - Robot out.

Beat it, scrub.

Um, you know, I like it.

I mean, I'm not crazy myself about dying. So...

I know, right? It's bullshit.

It was kind of not... It was very...

I just, you know...

It wasn't... I just didn't see it coming with Dad.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- It's very un-Dad. - Very un-Dad.

So I think people would be very intrigued

if there was another way through the whole situation.

- You mean life? - Life.

- Yeah. Yeah. - Death, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, get loaded onto a chip and...

fired up someone's ass,

float around as a gas, live in a tortoise,

I don't know. There's got to be ways through.

Death just feels very "one size fits all."

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Roman. - Yeah.

- I want to talk to you. - Gerri. I want to... Okay.

The fuck is that?

I'm on a schedule. So, what is this?

What happened?

- With what? - With Joy?

- Oh. - She's not picking up.

- She's got outside counsel? - Yeah.

- What the fuck happened? - Look, I fired her. So?

Roman, you absolutely cannot fire a studio executive

without speaking to Legal and HR...

and... and, uh, having someone else present,

- in case... - Right, right, except I can because I did.

What precisely did you say?

- Because now we are open to litigation... - Who cares?

- ... and ridicule... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

... and now, we have to think of how to frame an apology

- or row back... - Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't fire her. Okay?

I said that she was fired to her, that's all.

The fuck does that mean?

It means she's not going to be on the fucking street. Okay?

We'll kick her up to International,

or she walks and takes a fat fucking producer deal.

You can work on the sweep up, okay? Chop-chop.

Joy has a lot of relationships. She has a lot of friends.

- So do I. - And you are weak monarch

- in a dangerous interregnum. - No, no.

And I think you need to reconsider.

This is something that Dad would have done,

- and you know it. - Oh, well, maybe. But you're not your dad.

Okay.

- Okay. - I mean, you're in...

- No, I'm what's left. - ... a more complicated position.

Gerri, here's the fucking thing.

- What? - You hauling me out of things,

telling me to reconsider good calls,

and using the F-word freely,

it... it feels... it feels disrespectful.

- Uh-huh. - I need you...

to believe that I am as good as my dad.

Can you do that?

Can you do that?

Say it or believe it?

You don't treat me with sufficient respect,

- and that's a problem. - Uh-huh.

Well, maybe I'll fire you, too.

- Sure, I'm not on the kill list. - So?

- So, Matsson will be very angry. - Fuck Matsson, I don't care.

Be serious, you're minding shop.

Roman. Oh, no, no, no, no. Roman?

- Yeah. - You cannot win against the money.

The money is gonna wash you away. Your dad knew.

- Mm-hmm. - Tech is coming. We are over.

- Make your accommodation. - Okay. This is a simple business decision.

You are not good at your job. Maybe Dad did know.

Maybe I'm firing you for a list of failures

I choose not to outline right now,

but including a failure to close off our liabilities

vis-à-vis claims against Waystar Cruises

in a timely manner.

That'll play nicely. Let's do that.

- I am good at my job. - Shall we get started

on the paperwork? You wanna do it yourself,

or do you want me to get somebody a bit sharper?

Bye!

You fucking asshole!

Yeah. I think we can push. Push it, push it.

Hey. This is juicy as fuck, Rome.

- Yeah? - We're gonna work through the night.

- Cool. - Yeah.

Hey, and, uh, you okay to show face at the reception?

- The party? Uh, sure. - After the thing?

- Okay. - Because I got the big eye on.

- The ball is looking fat, bro. - Good.

- I can see everything. - Good, good, good.

So, um, it's just, uh... I think you should know.

Um, I think we should let Joy go.

- Okay. Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, right now, it's kind of all about the move, so that's...

Yeah, that's... that's... Dude, that's baller for me.

- Yeah? Great. - Yeah. yeah. Let's put an end to Joy.

- Great. - Death to Joy.

Gerri told me that that was a bad move

and I should sorta roll that back, so I, uh, I fired Gerri.

Fuck off. You fired Gerri? Shiv's godmother, Gerri?

Yeah. Yeah, but we may need to roll back on that.

I don't know, you may need to smooth over, whatever.

Fuck it, bro. Why not? Drop her in the end zone.

I mean, look at you.

Who... Who are you gonna fire next?

I mean, fire Frank,

fire Karl, fucking eat Greg, and fire me, man.

- Yeah, I don't know, it's big. - You're on fire.

- It feels big. It feels maybe it's a bit big. - No, it's not big. It's not big.

- It's not too big? Yeah? - Put on the Dad goggles. Right? It's nothing.

- Yeah? - Nothing. "Dynamic Waystar duo

shake up their senior leadership team.

Grumble quote, grumble quote, caveat.

"Some are saying these two young turks

might just have what it takes to turn things around."

Nice?

Nice.

Very nice.

Hey, what do you think about the election party?

Your dad's party? You think maybe I should host?

Uh...

Ooh, who's that? Striking Viking?

Yeah.

Let me ask you one thing.

You're all in on Matsson, huh?

Yeah. I guess.

I mean, your brothers hate me, and you hate me,

and you'll fire me. So, yeah.

I don't entirely...

entirely know what to do.

Regarding Matsson?

Yeah. Well, you know, we have a connection. So...

You have a connection?

Yeah. What?

What? It's just not, like...

Oh, because you want to suck him off,

you think that... that I must want to fuck him?

Think we're all gonna live together in a big old Matsson house,

you know, fucking each other and singing Matsson songs?

Still keeping all your options open, honey?

Yeah? You should be careful with that.

Wow! Truth bombs from... from the phony man.

I think... I think I want you. I think I would like this back.

Well then, you shouldn't have betrayed me.

Phony.

If I try to say it. If I try to say the truth...

It's that when I met you, all my life...

I've been thinking a little bit about money...

and how to get money, and how to keep money.

And you didn't ask me in.

Shiv, you kept me out.

And I always agreed to all the compartments,

but it seemed to me that I was gonna be caught

between you and your dad.

And I really, really, really love my career

and my money.

And, you know, the suits, and my watches, and...

Yeah. Sure, I know.

I like nice things, I do.

And if you think that's shallow,

why don't you throw out all your stuff for love.

Throw out your necklaces and your jewels

for a date at a three-star Italian.

Yeah? Come and live with me in a trailer park.

Yeah? Are you coming?

Well, I'd follow you anywhere for love, Tom Wambsgans.

I'm convinced

that the Living Plus real estate brand

can bring the cruise ship experience to dry land

and provide a significant boost to the earnings

- of our parks division. - Okay, you can... You can stop it. So, that's...

So, what we want him to say... We want him to say

"double the earnings" instead of "a significant boost."

Mm-hmm. Well, I, uh, um, I'm not sure

that I can do that. Um.

But I bet you can.

Oh, yeah. I can talk to the sound editor but,

you know, without those words, without him saying...

No, yeah. You... you... you can build it from other bits.

- Well. - In... in the...

Yeah, I don't know if I can.

Well, yeah, you can. I need you to.

Well, I mean it's just that, technically,

I don't think that I can do that.

No, no. Look, look, look. That... That... that's enough.

That's enough. Okay? That just...

Just fuckin' make it happen.

- Make it happen. Okay? - Okay.

Or I get in trouble. And I don't wanna get in trouble.

I wanna get in the good books.

So, you help me get in the good books.

Understand, Mr. Snippy-snip?

What if we doubled that?

Eh...

"Eh?" What is that?

- Well, I think you know the specific... - Can we double it?

You know the specific business better than me,

but on units, if we go optimistic...

Go explosive, Pete.

I guess, the first wave being Florida,

- Colorado, Arizona, 500. - Could that be 1,000?

- I suppose. Yeah. - And then the, uh,

five and ten-year projections?

I mean, it needs to be super credible.

Pete, it's gotta be credible.

New products and services,

uh, machine learning on the marketing,

plus repackaging health data to third parties.

Easily, easily grow that...

- Um, I... - Two, three percent per month.

What... what does that... what does that do to CAGR?

Uh...

Does it make it bigger, Pete?

- It makes it a lot bigger. - What? Fifty percent? Per year?

- Five years, we 10x revenue? Yeah? - Can I talk to Karl?

What is the biggest headline number that's credible?

The thing is, numbers aren't just numbers.

- They're numbers. - That's you... you're talking gibberish, Pete.

I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm fucking with you. Pete.

If it feels scary,

it's because the potential is scary, Pete.

Sure. No, good.

Hey, I need you to be comfortable

because the analysts, they're gonna get into us on this.

Are you confident? Are you confident, Pete?

- I think we can make the argument. - Huh? Dukes up?

- We can make the argument. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah?

Great! Fuck yeah.

Can you get the door?

Hey, Lukas. Hey, Sweedey.

Hey!

Uh, so... Look, I figured that I should mention

we are gonna be pushing Living Plus.

I don't want... I don't like real estate.

It's not scalable, and I don't want the hassle of unwinding.

Is... is there any way you can stop it?

Uh, no. No, I can't.

I mean, and like how?

Oh, I don't... I don't know. You can turn off the lights,

or, uh, bomb threat.

Look, I am being very generous telling you stuff,

because I feel like it's appropriate

given where we're at,

but I'm not about to start dropping stage weights

on people's heads.

Look, let me have a think about it.

- Okay? - Okay. Bye.

Okay. Okay. Morning.

Great. And then the light that comes through...

- How we doing? - Good. The house.

In the end, the guys couldn't achieve everything.

This won't be just this, will it?

Well, no. We're... we're throwing something over it.

We can do it with light.

You did the clouds?

- Yeah. - Can I see 'em?

Yeah. Yeah. John. Hit it. Hit on the clouds.

Okay. Hold the work.

Guys, this... That's... that's not the clouds.

It's not the clouds at all. Uh...

I told you, I saw it in Berlin. It... the...

We... we were in touch with them, but...

Just, uh...

let me think.

What do you think, man? It's...

It still fits? The words?

The words? The words. Yes. Um...

Where did those fun little numbers...

Where did that come from?

- From up here, Rome. - From... From up there?

- Hey. Projections, right? - Sure.

I'm kidding. No, we have it. We have it. Pete has it.

- Yeah? - It's all good.

Yeah. Hockey stick, we're pushing to the moon. Right, Rome?

- Yeah. - To the moon.

- Hey. - Oh, hello.

What do you think about the words?

Uh, yeah, words are good. Words are okay.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

And what about the numbers?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I get the idea, but...

um, you know, those are big numbers.

I'm worried, Rome. He's... He's got that gleam in his eye.

- It'll be okay. - Jesus Christ, Rome.

- What? - This is not good.

It's gonna be very fucking messy.

- You're out of control, he's out of control. - It's fine.

And this is going down. I think, should we just...

Should we pull the plug on today?

It's fine, it's fine. It's a decent play, I think.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. Sure. - Yeah.

Made-up numbers and... and, uh, shooting to the moon,

- and imaginary clouds. - Yeah.

- Dude, come on. - No, I know. I just...

I think it's... Yeah, it's high risk,

but I think, you know, we have to back it.

You know he could do anything up there. And then...

- Mm-hmm. - ... you're a part of it.

Like, he has... harebrained schemes.

I love him, but he cracks under pressure,

and I think we should protect him.

We should stop this.

No, it's okay. Roman's here.

- Hey, man. Come on in. Hey! - Beautiful service.

- Hey, hey. - Hi. How are you?

- Yeah, good. Good, good, good, good, good. Uh... - Nice. Ah, cool digs.

Flight jacket.

- For the launch. - Oh, for the launch.

Uh, you wanna run it, should we run it?

Uh, uh, I'm not doing the clouds.

- I decided. - Well, yeah.

- Because they weren't clouds. - Don't need 'em. Don't need 'em.

We're just gonna do an acoustic set. Ken and Rome unplugged.

Uh, heads up, I've gone even bigger in Colorado.

- Oh, yeah? - The numbers get crazy good.

- Yeah. Okay. - Like, dude.

It's enough to make you lose your faith in capitalism.

- Like you could say anything. - Right. I'll bet.

Uh, uh, I got... I made you one.

- But you should try it on. - A jacket?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's for you.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Co-pilots.

- Uh... Yeah, okay. - That's the idea. Flight jacket, co-pilots.

I got you. Uh...

- You got the pages? - Well, in that case,

I should talk a little bit. I just, um...

What?

- What? - I think that I...

I don't know. Maybe...

Maybe, like...

we shouldn't do it?

Or like... maybe postpone?

Oh, don't. Um...

Hey, man, it's fucking... It's okay. It's not...

Shit. Uh, you know, let's...

Maybe we just... dump it on fucking Ray.

I mean, look, it's his division, and... you know...

but maybe not do the whole...

This... This is the...

This is the... the idea, though...

- I know. - This is the...

Maybe I'm just worried that I can sell it. I don't know.

- So, do we pull it? - Uh-huh. You think it's nuts?

- No! No. I mean... - No?

You know, I mean, pitching fuckin' playhouses

and living forever, and then doubling up

- the fuckin' numbers. - It's time. It's time.

- It's big-swing time. - I get it.

- We have to. - I know. I know. I know.

I just, maybe... Maybe I just worry that it's...

Or that, you know, they're your words.

You got the words. You got the fucking skills,

and I just might, you know...

It's your vision, this whole thing,

and I've sort of been in... You know, I might fuck it.

- Oh, man. - I mean, we could also, like, raincheck this,

do this some other time, and see if something else comes up.

Hi.

- Yeah. - Uh, okay. It's about time.

- It's time? Great. - Yep.

Uh, it's gonna be great. It is, you're gonna kill it.

I read the thing, and I know you, and this is gonna be, you know...

Good luck. Break... break that leg.

Karl wants two.

- Hey, Karl. - Yeah. Hi. Just...

- Just to say good luck, huh? - Thanks, man.

And, uh, just to get some visibility, if that's okay.

I... 'Cause I just heard that, uh, more tweaks

have been made in my arena.

- It's cool. It is cool. - Okay, well,

if I could just take a quick, quick peek.

Karl, man, it's not a good time.

Oh, then if you could just talk me through it.

Just... No, just so I'm comfortable

in my own mind that I got your back.

- It is all good, Karl. Okay? It's all good. - What we... we really need...

- Now is not a good time. - Just a sec. Hang on, just...

- It's not a good time, Karl. - Oh, really? Well, listen to me.

I took a lot of shit from your dad

because we've been through the mill.

But I've been the CFO of major public companies

for over two decades,

and I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

And if you fuck up his deal,

or you try to stand up numbers that I am not comfortable with,

- I swear to God... - Hey, hey, hey.

Hey. Easy. Easy. CEO. CFO.

What? You gonna fire your chief financial officer a week in?

Your dad just gone?

You'd be fucking toast.

You have my dick in your hand, Ken.

But I've got yours in mine. So let's get real.

If you say anything that I don't like up there

or make me look foolish,

I'll fucking squeal.

Good luck. Good luck to you, buddy.

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Okay.

Thank you. Thank you. Hey, uh... yeah.

Big shoes.

Big, big shoes.

Big, big shoes. Big, big shoes.

Big shoes. Big hat. Big nervous breakdown.

Uh, okay.

It says here on my words that, uh, "I'm glad to be here."

And, uh, you know, I... I... I kinda am,

so, uh, thanks, prompter. Thanks.

Don't talk to the teleprompter, amateur.

- Why is that bad? - You don't do that.

Last time I was up at something like this,

I was disrupting our annual meeting.

And, uh, now I'm CEO. Co-CEO. Huh?

And, uh, you know, I... I just want to say thank you.

I want to thank the whole Waystar family,

who have offered us so much love and support

over these last few tough days.

So, yeah, we're so grateful. Thank you.

It means a lot. It means a lot. Isn't that right, Dad?

Oh, my God. My fucking God.

- No way. - I mean, this is new, this is all new.

We, uh, we had our differences, yeah.

But it is good to see you.

Let's, uh, get on with it, shall we?

Yeah, for sure, for sure. Sure thing. Sure. Sure.

Strangest double act ever.

- I'll say. - He never changes.

Fucking amateur hour. Wake me up when it's over.

I don't know if I can... I can watch this.

She said while watching the fuck out of it

and getting turned on. I can hear how wet you are. It's gross.

I mean, Jesus, Ken, keep it fucking light.

Hey, you don't even have to worry about your speech.

You just go on and mop up all the blood.

Okay, so listen.

Today, I wanna share with you an extraordinary product

that my father was working on to the very end.

It's an exciting new vision we call Living Plus.

Yeah. Yeah. Living Plus!

Look, the world's tough.

It's tough. It's getting tougher.

What our incredible new product offers is a sanctuary.

It's a place where it doesn't feel

you or your mom or dad are surviving life.

It's somewhere you're really living.

Living Plus.

Now, rebranded "Kendall Goes Woo-Woo."

If I cringe any harder, I might become a fossil.

Our brand-turboed Living Plus real estate communities

are going to guarantee three absolute essentials.

One, total peace of mind.

Discreet community protection and enhanced home monitoring.

You'll have your keys but, uh, yeah, you won't need 'em.

Crime-free, hassle-free, and respectful.

Two, fun.

This is good. Th... Is that you?

Is that yours? Very good.

Fun is what we're all about at Waystar.

You know, by a lot of metrics, the leading entertainment brand

in the world. So...

hyperlocal news, movie-themed events,

advance screenings, ATN debate and discussions,

multimedia events from cooking to premium access sports.

We're talking integrated, everyday

character IP life enhancement.

Maybe a director will swing by with a rough cut.

Stars certainly will.

Movies, shows, rides, experiences to enjoy at home

or with the family, who will not want to stop visiting.

We can even tell them you're out if you need a break.

Um.

We think... We think that security

plus entertainment is a pretty unbeatable offer. Right?

Well, one more thing.

How about I told you it was all going to last forever?

Okay. Now we're leaving planet Earth.

Glad you're not strapped in?

Well, I can't, I can't. Not quite yet.

We're not there yet.

But our central extraordinary offer

is health and happiness.

Because here's what makes this amazing new product

almost irresistible.

Our incredible links with tech and pharmaceutical companies,

which mean privileged access to life enhancement

and extension therapies that, right now,

are the preserve of tech billionaires.

But we're gonna deliver them at home, at scale,

targeted and supported.

- Hi. - I don't like it.

- Yeah. - Can you stop it?

Oh, what? You don't wanna make prison camps for grannies?

Uh... So, what's the game?

Yeah, I mean, he's riding the bullshit unicycle,

but maybe someone could put a stick in the spokes?

Do we have anything behind me?

- When I go on? - I think nothing behind you.

The screen will just be black.

But that's good 'cause then it's all about you.

Yeah.

We can get a light on you.

Well, I would assume... I would hope I'm being spot lit.

You know, my dad, he'd been around a little bit,

would you say?

Uh, he... he... he was conservative on these matters.

And in terms of earnings growth, he has this to say...

I'm convinced that the Living Plus

real estate brand

can bring the cruise ship experience to dry land

and double the earnings of our parks division.

I couldn't be more excited.

Wow. Double the earnings.

Okay. That's not fucking cool.

- Um, well... - That's really well edited.

Can we really do it?

You know, are people who subscribe

to Living Plus support

really gonna live ten, 20, 30, 40, 50 years more?

Is it worth it?

Living Plus is going to be a premium product.

Is it worth it?

Well, if you asked me, would I take an extra year,

right now, with my dad? Say the unsaid?

That would be priceless.

Uh, yeah.

I miss you, Dad. I love you, Dad.

- General buzz is... - What? How is it?

- Really good. - Yeah?

- People are liking it. - Yeah.

Wow. They're likin' it.

- Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! - What?

"Doderick macht frei."

- That's a very nasty joke, right? - Oh, shit.

Yeah. That's, what, a... It's a Holocaust joke.

- Look who it's from. - From our acquirer,

so we might need to strategize.

Pull the Q and A. Can we let him know?

- Can we let Kendall know? - Fuck.

- Because he's about to... - We should try.

... base jump into a buzzsaw.

Right, right. Are... are you backstage?

This is kinda good for you, 'cause your presentation,

not great, and so now no one will be watching.

Detailed financials I will leave to Karl Muller,

our legendary CFO, there he is. Round of applause.

Hi. Thank you.

Uh, but... but, uh, any questions with a broader overview?

Uh. Okay, yeah, Raj.

Good to see you guys.

Hi. Uh, congratulations on a great presentation.

I just wanna know how you feel about Lukas Matsson's response?

His tweet right now?

Uh... Uh, sorry. I'm... I'm... I'm catching up.

Uh...

Well, he's, uh, tweeted the words,

uh, "Doderick macht frei."

- Which is from the Naz... - Yeah. I know what it's from.

Uh, give me a sec.

- Wow, okay. - What's your response?

Well, uh, I'm not gonna fave it.

Uh, everybody knows here, you guys all know

we're looking at a deal with Lukas.

And, you know, I have so much time and respect

for what he's built.

Now, personally, I wouldn't have said that.

And, uh, apologies, sincere apologies

for any offense caused.

Uh, you know, he's, uh...

He's very European. Um...

And... and... and... if and...

if and when we complete the deal

and he gets into the incredible opportunity

this product presents,

I think he'll be tweeting something different.

Maybe you're giving this too much attention than it deserves?

- I know what I'm doing. - Just... back off. Yeah?

... what he's gonna do next, Matsson?

Well, that's why... Matsson? No.

Tweet. Tweeting.

He is. Right. No, no, he's handling himself very well.

Yeah.

He's smart, but we don't always come across as we intend

on social media.

And one of the things about Living Plus, actually,

is, uh, that we see it going beyond.

You know, it's kind of like social media,

but it's better. You know, it's... it's...

it's physical social media in the real world.

I... I think people are hungry for that connection.

I know I am.

Um... Any... any more questions, any more? No?

They're... They're telling me that's my time.

Listen, it's been so fun sharing this with you.

It's been so fun.

How am I supposed to follow this?

He's just promised them eternal life.

Thank you, guys.

And, uh, thank you, Dad.

- I think it's time. Is it time? - Now, please welcome...

- Yeah. - Yeah. Okay.

... ATN Chair, Tom Wambsgans.

I'm here cheering you on.

- Thanks, buddy. - Go, go, go.

- Warmed 'em up for you. - Thanks, Ken.

Go, Tom! Yes!

- Incredible. Launched it. - Launched it! You launched that shit, bro.

You are an ATN Citizen. And you are an ATN Citizen.

And you are an ATN Citizen! And I'm an ATN Citizen.

- Oh, yeah! - Yay!

Kenny!

Knew you could do it.

You crushed it! You crushed it!

Great work, man. You did a thing. Proud of ya.

Yes!

Thanks, guys. Thanks. Thanks for being here.

How we doing?

- Meme stock frothing. - Yada-yada, on the reals, on the reals.

Good with buy side. Good vibes with sell.

- Okay. Zoom, zoom, zoom. - Bloomberg has positive snaps coming.

Seeing some movement.

The king is dead.

Long live the king...

Kings, and queen.

Long live the kings and queen.

- Hey. Come on, everybody. - Heil Kendall!

Okay, the motherfucker deleted it.

He deleted the tweet.

- Oh, yeah? Show me, show me. - Really? let me see.

Oh, yeah. Sure. Here you go, man. Here. See anything?

No. Nothing to see, dipshit.

- He deleted it. Moron. - That's fuckin' right. Now we're talking.

Climbdown. Price rocket.

Houston, we have fuckin' lift off.

Great work, boss man!

- Hey... - I was here cheering you on.

- Yes! - He's special.

I know special, and he is special.

He's special!

Houston, we have special. We have special.

You crushed it. You crushed the launch.

Fuck out of my way, please. All right, you goddamn doofus.

Great job.

I don't even remember it, you know. It's kind of a blur.

- It's like that. - 'Cause you were really in it.

- It's just like... - Pitch bot!

...walking on the moon, you know? Walking on the moon.

Worked out. Yeah, walking on the moon.

I wanna make

what I think is a fairly historic announcement.

I'm convinced that Roman Roy has a micro dick

and always gets it wrong.

I wanna make what I think is a fairly historic announcement.

I'm convinced that Roman Roy

has a micro dick and always gets it wrong.

I wanna make what I think is a fairly historic announcement.

I'm convinced that Roman Roy

has a micro dick and always gets it wrong.

I wanna make what I think is a fairly historic announcement.

I think, uh, if we're thinking of hosting,

I can't... I can't get into it. Any of our shit, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

I think it has to be, if this is okay with you,

strictly party and strategy.

Strictly. Entirely. Uh-huh.

I can't help it if I find strategy sexy, though.

I do. I really do.

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