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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:07,255 --> 00:00:09,515 - Wow, really? - Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,085 Yeah, it's a shit show over there, apparently. 3 00:00:11,089 --> 00:00:12,250 - Yeah? - Yeah. 4 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:14,120 Like, advertisers bailing, 5 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:16,624 my dad is out of it by all accounts. 6 00:00:16,628 --> 00:00:18,594 You know, Gerri Kellman in charge? 7 00:00:19,664 --> 00:00:21,829 Sorry, I mean, Gerri's great, I actually... 8 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:24,464 I actually love Gerri, you know, but... 9 00:00:24,468 --> 00:00:28,135 Gerri is a time server who's way out of her depth. 10 00:00:28,139 --> 00:00:30,502 Meanwhile, on the upside, the DOJ and I 11 00:00:30,507 --> 00:00:33,242 are in contact about the terms of my immunity deal. 12 00:00:33,247 --> 00:00:35,574 So, yeah. 13 00:00:35,579 --> 00:00:40,080 - Does not look good for them. - Wow, right. 14 00:00:42,854 --> 00:00:44,451 All that's on background. 15 00:00:44,455 --> 00:00:46,586 - Mm-hmm. - Um... You know, as we said, a lot of moving parts. 16 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:48,421 But... But... Yeah, please, let's... let's dive in. 17 00:00:48,425 --> 00:00:49,856 So, you're okay if I record this, right? 18 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,622 Yeah, hey, am I okay? I am... 19 00:00:51,627 --> 00:00:53,526 - I am great. Let's record. - Great. Thank you. 20 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,395 Open the kimono. 21 00:00:56,634 --> 00:00:58,233 Uh... Oh. Thank you. 22 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:01,134 So, will this be in the piece? 23 00:01:01,138 --> 00:01:03,501 "Kendall Roy ordered a shaved fennel salad 24 00:01:03,506 --> 00:01:05,638 and picked at it, uh, inquisitively?" 25 00:01:05,643 --> 00:01:08,810 You're quite concerned with how you're gonna come across. 26 00:01:10,314 --> 00:01:11,647 Not really, no. 27 00:01:12,883 --> 00:01:13,914 Am I? 28 00:01:13,919 --> 00:01:16,449 Hell, look, I come from a world of image. 29 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:17,917 That's the family business. 30 00:01:17,921 --> 00:01:21,754 I mean, did... did you see the Sophie Iwobi monologue? 31 00:01:21,758 --> 00:01:24,123 - Um... - Yeah, well, she... she did a bit. 32 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,293 "Oedipussy"? 33 00:01:26,297 --> 00:01:27,626 - It's funny, right? - Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,361 But, you know, it doesn't hurt now, 35 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:30,631 because, uh... 36 00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:33,766 because I am who I am. 37 00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:36,435 And... And... And... And I wanna plant a flag. 38 00:01:36,439 --> 00:01:40,173 I wanna physically get in and plant a flag, 39 00:01:40,177 --> 00:01:41,609 you know, for that... 40 00:01:42,278 --> 00:01:43,475 inside my family's business. 41 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:45,242 And in terms of your family business, 42 00:01:45,247 --> 00:01:47,779 one question that people do have is about your siblings. 43 00:01:47,784 --> 00:01:49,315 - Mm. - So, where are they in this? 44 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:51,052 Have you managed to stay close with them? 45 00:01:53,056 --> 00:01:57,256 You know, sure. Absolutely. 46 00:01:57,260 --> 00:02:00,228 There... There are issues, but, uh... 47 00:02:02,966 --> 00:02:04,498 - essentially, yeah. - Hmm. 48 00:02:05,802 --> 00:02:08,402 I'm just really happy in my headspace. 49 00:02:09,572 --> 00:02:11,169 And I hope they're happy in theirs. 50 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:22,380 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 51 00:03:43,865 --> 00:03:45,529 Hey, El Presidente. 52 00:03:45,533 --> 00:03:47,298 How's your headspace? You happy in it? 53 00:03:47,302 --> 00:03:49,101 Uh... Yeah. You like the ending? 54 00:03:49,637 --> 00:03:51,535 "Oh, I love my kids. 55 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:54,606 What are their names again? Blur Face and Who Cares?" 56 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,873 - All right. - Oh, and let's press go 57 00:03:57,878 --> 00:04:00,479 on that sale, the Israeli machine learning operation. 58 00:04:01,716 --> 00:04:03,013 Okay. 59 00:04:03,017 --> 00:04:05,149 - What? - What? Nothing. Good. 60 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:06,383 Let me get into that. 61 00:04:06,387 --> 00:04:09,185 - Look at me. - No, I am. Hi. I see you. 62 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:11,454 Action stations! 63 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,624 Strategy meet. 64 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:14,657 - Time to go tickle my dad's balls. - Yeah. 65 00:04:14,661 --> 00:04:16,392 - Wow. - Hi, Karolina. 66 00:04:16,396 --> 00:04:18,494 I just hope our acting CEO 67 00:04:18,498 --> 00:04:20,763 isn't getting too fucking acting. 68 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:22,365 I'll tell you what's a scary story 69 00:04:22,369 --> 00:04:24,767 we should maybe reboot. Pinocchio. 70 00:04:24,771 --> 00:04:27,136 A puppet that comes to life. 71 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,875 Oh, come on. Let's get started. 72 00:04:30,443 --> 00:04:31,941 They can catch up. 73 00:04:31,945 --> 00:04:34,477 Hey, Dad, how's your headspace? 74 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:37,446 I hear Gerri is looking at the Israeli outfit. 75 00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:40,880 Oh, uh... Pretty insignificant. 76 00:04:40,885 --> 00:04:43,217 No, no, no, no, no. No, I have a shape of things 77 00:04:43,222 --> 00:04:44,719 in mind for that. 78 00:04:44,724 --> 00:04:47,590 GoJo Go, I don't know, streaming. 79 00:04:47,594 --> 00:04:50,795 No. Kill it, okay? Just kill it. 80 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,231 - Um... - What? 81 00:04:54,434 --> 00:04:56,999 What, are you checking the chain of command? 82 00:04:57,003 --> 00:04:58,501 No. Um... 83 00:04:58,505 --> 00:05:02,139 What does he mean by "plant a flag", huh? 84 00:05:03,009 --> 00:05:05,242 Please, don't fucking hover. 85 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:07,910 Um... There's talk that, uh, 86 00:05:07,914 --> 00:05:11,313 Kendall's planning to come in. 87 00:05:11,317 --> 00:05:13,148 - You're fucking kidding? - Mm-mm. 88 00:05:13,152 --> 00:05:15,083 - In here? - Mm-hmm. 89 00:05:15,087 --> 00:05:17,551 That rat sets one foot inside this building, 90 00:05:17,556 --> 00:05:18,986 I'll punch him in the nose, okay? 91 00:05:18,991 --> 00:05:20,821 Well, I think that's the grown-up solution 92 00:05:20,826 --> 00:05:21,890 that keeps everyone happy. 93 00:05:21,895 --> 00:05:23,926 Find out what this fuck is planning. 94 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:25,961 I don't need him in my teeth right now. 95 00:05:25,965 --> 00:05:28,230 Uh... I can... I can scope that out. 96 00:05:28,234 --> 00:05:29,732 I can capture him tonight, if we'd like, 97 00:05:29,736 --> 00:05:31,300 at the journalism dinner. 98 00:05:31,304 --> 00:05:33,504 But, you know, what are we doing to counter? 99 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,805 Yes! Yes! 100 00:05:35,809 --> 00:05:38,105 You should all be out there. Call him out on this. 101 00:05:38,109 --> 00:05:39,641 Uh... Well, 102 00:05:39,645 --> 00:05:41,810 we did discuss the town hall event... 103 00:05:41,814 --> 00:05:43,144 Yeah, I... I like it. 104 00:05:43,148 --> 00:05:44,646 - It brings everyone together. - Yeah. 105 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:47,849 Open, anonymous questions, employee-facing. 106 00:05:47,853 --> 00:05:49,950 Yeah, I'm happy to lead it if it's about change. 107 00:05:49,954 --> 00:05:52,152 Oh, you are? Now who's planting a flag? 108 00:05:52,157 --> 00:05:55,824 In terms of getting proactive, Hugo had Frankton's put together 109 00:05:55,828 --> 00:05:57,992 some full-page responses. 110 00:05:57,996 --> 00:06:00,797 Yeah, there were, uh... there were a couple we liked. 111 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:03,932 Full page with, uh, 112 00:06:03,936 --> 00:06:06,634 a number of pledges. We can figure out the verbiage. 113 00:06:06,638 --> 00:06:08,304 And the tagline... 114 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,339 "We get it". 115 00:06:11,343 --> 00:06:13,675 I thought it was quite funky. 116 00:06:13,679 --> 00:06:15,643 "We get it", a bit like those ladies 117 00:06:15,647 --> 00:06:17,078 on the cruise ship got it? 118 00:06:17,082 --> 00:06:19,580 - Gerri liked it. - Yeah, it's a little... 119 00:06:19,584 --> 00:06:23,249 "Yeah, yeah, we get it already, stop moaning about the rapes". 120 00:06:23,253 --> 00:06:24,952 Logan, um... 121 00:06:24,956 --> 00:06:27,251 we have agents on the phone, asking if Waystar is willing 122 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:29,822 to accept service of a document subpoena? 123 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:32,258 - Tell 'em to fuck off. - Oh. Okay. 124 00:06:32,262 --> 00:06:34,862 Kerry, uh... hang on. He's kidding. 125 00:06:34,866 --> 00:06:37,498 - Dad! - Logan. 126 00:06:37,502 --> 00:06:38,665 I'm just wondering, uh, 127 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:40,701 when we might start to play ball. 128 00:06:40,705 --> 00:06:44,037 I mean, everybody cooperates. 129 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:47,340 Maybe I don't do that dance. 130 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:48,775 And how does that feel in regards 131 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:50,278 to the shareholder meeting? 132 00:06:50,815 --> 00:06:52,145 We don't accept service, 133 00:06:52,149 --> 00:06:54,280 in an hour, there's gonna be two agents here to serve you, 134 00:06:54,284 --> 00:06:56,249 and while they're at it, they could subpoena you 135 00:06:56,253 --> 00:06:58,086 - to the grand jury. - Fuck 'em. 136 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:02,924 - Logan? - Tell 'em to fuck off. 137 00:07:05,529 --> 00:07:08,728 - FBI! Hands up! - Hey, how's it going? 138 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,029 To be honest, not great, Greg. 139 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:11,864 It's looking pretty bad with the investigation, 140 00:07:11,868 --> 00:07:15,202 and, um... Logan says we have to take these. 141 00:07:17,473 --> 00:07:19,273 Cyanide pills, the whole team. 142 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,942 It's a mint, you doofus. 143 00:07:22,946 --> 00:07:25,244 Take one. Your breath really does stink. 144 00:07:25,248 --> 00:07:27,510 - Hey, can I show you something? - Yeah? 145 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,581 Come on. 146 00:07:29,586 --> 00:07:33,819 Gregory, my chief of staff, leggy princeling of ATN, 147 00:07:33,823 --> 00:07:36,088 you deserve a new... 148 00:07:36,092 --> 00:07:37,692 ... office. What do you think? 149 00:07:39,128 --> 00:07:43,728 I mean... it's, uh... it's... it's not very nice. 150 00:07:43,732 --> 00:07:47,398 That's rude, rude boy. It's your new place. 151 00:07:47,402 --> 00:07:49,665 Okay, I see. This is punishment, right? 152 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,835 This is because I'm not taking the company lawyer? 153 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,470 Right? Am I... Am I getting demoted right now? 154 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:57,007 In the middle of an investigation? No. 155 00:07:57,012 --> 00:07:59,611 No, this is just part of a totally standard 156 00:07:59,615 --> 00:08:02,581 office rationalization. No! 157 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:05,183 No, no, no, you do whatever you like. 158 00:08:05,187 --> 00:08:07,318 You know, hang out with Kendall. 159 00:08:07,322 --> 00:08:08,553 Take your own counsel. 160 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:10,521 I hear you have a really great lawyer. 161 00:08:10,525 --> 00:08:12,891 Is it true you can find him any time, day or night? 162 00:08:12,895 --> 00:08:14,726 - Yes. - 'Cause he has one of those bowties 163 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:16,127 that lights up and spins around? 164 00:08:16,131 --> 00:08:19,330 He's actually really good. I'm very, very happy with him. 165 00:08:19,334 --> 00:08:21,367 Listen. On the level, buddy... 166 00:08:23,472 --> 00:08:25,667 On the level, there are a million knives 167 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,803 being sharpened right now. The DOJ's gonna be like 168 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,540 a combine harvester in a wheat field of dicks, okay? 169 00:08:30,545 --> 00:08:34,011 So, I understand, I get it. I see that this is tough. 170 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:36,080 I have gone Waystar. 171 00:08:36,084 --> 00:08:38,118 I think that's safest, but... 172 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,153 tonight, I'm actually seeing a pal 173 00:08:42,157 --> 00:08:44,387 to get an objective take on my situation, 174 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,156 and if you want, 175 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,625 - if you want, I can fold you in. - Tonight? 176 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,391 Yeah, I just thought, you know, over a beer, 177 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,260 we could kick back and recall what happened 178 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,995 and make sure that we remember it 179 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,201 - exactly the same way. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:08:57,138 --> 00:08:59,068 - Um... - What? 181 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,134 - No, it's just Ken... - Fuck Ken. 182 00:09:01,139 --> 00:09:03,304 Yeah, no, fuck Ken, 100 percent, 183 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,906 - but... but he's... - But what? 184 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:09,544 It's... stupid, he's giving me a watch tonight to say thanks, 185 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:13,849 - um, for... so I don't know, I... - You sold your ass for a watch? 186 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:17,920 I'll buy you a watch, dickwad. Just fucking come over. 187 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,259 Okay, I'll try to come. I wanna come. 188 00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:23,127 Stay. 189 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,097 You know, your dad just wondered, 190 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:31,800 since the public discourse about your father feels 191 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:35,101 - really one-sided... - Yes, we would love your help 192 00:09:35,106 --> 00:09:37,003 - getting more dimensions. - Mm-hmm? 193 00:09:37,008 --> 00:09:40,275 It would be totally controlled, business interview, 194 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,244 with some softballs at the end. 195 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,447 Yeah, so Shiv, or someone like Shiv, 196 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:49,851 sharing some memories and feelings about your dad. 197 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,421 Yeah, I see. I think... 198 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,624 I think I'm best placed neutralizing Kendall. 199 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,795 Okay, well, you or... 200 00:09:58,363 --> 00:09:59,596 someone like you. 201 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:06,698 All right, yeah, fine, fuck you. 202 00:10:06,703 --> 00:10:09,102 I'll go out and say I love Dad. Why not? 203 00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:11,206 - I do. So, you know, fuck you. - Aw. Look at you. 204 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,208 Cutest cheerleader in high school. 205 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,676 Is it true you let the track team 206 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,277 finger bang you for lunch money? 207 00:10:16,281 --> 00:10:18,847 Stop projecting your memories onto me. 208 00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:28,489 I like it. I like it, it's a good weight. 209 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,260 Ken, real quick? 210 00:10:33,264 --> 00:10:35,963 Can you... Can you just give me the green light on this? 211 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:37,331 It's very expensive. 212 00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:38,966 I... I mean, I usually just use my phone 213 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:40,634 - for all my time needs. - Yeah, fuck it. 214 00:10:40,638 --> 00:10:41,802 Fuck it, man. You deserve it. 215 00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:44,538 Dude, your phone is a widget. A button. 216 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:47,641 Every janitor in America has one. 217 00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:49,710 Your watch is a Mona fucking Lisa. 218 00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:51,111 Okay, hey. Shut the fuck up, Reece. 219 00:10:51,115 --> 00:10:54,350 Guys, it is game time. And the game is... 220 00:10:54,853 --> 00:10:56,550 Good Tweet, Bad Tweet! 221 00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:59,653 Oh, shit! 222 00:10:59,657 --> 00:11:01,654 Okay, you crazy fuckers better have these ready 223 00:11:01,658 --> 00:11:03,557 - when I call them out, okay? - Start it already. 224 00:11:03,561 --> 00:11:04,825 - And... - Ooh! 225 00:11:04,829 --> 00:11:08,293 - Good tweet! - Okay. "Allies, uh, don't always 226 00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:11,063 come in the form we like, but what Kendall Roy did 227 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:12,766 was important and brave". 228 00:11:12,770 --> 00:11:14,801 Boom! Boom, that's the shit. 229 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:15,821 Hey, that's good! 230 00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:17,337 All right, all right, all right. Bad tweet. 231 00:11:17,341 --> 00:11:18,772 I got it, I got it! I got it! 232 00:11:18,776 --> 00:11:21,040 - Bad tweet. Bad tweet. - "Kendall Roy is not a hero, fam". 233 00:11:21,044 --> 00:11:24,745 Uh... "He's bootleg Ross with a daddy complex". 234 00:11:24,749 --> 00:11:26,913 Love it! Love it! 235 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:28,848 Okay, okay, okay. Good tweet, good tweet! 236 00:11:28,852 --> 00:11:30,116 Okay, keep 'em comin', motherfuckers. 237 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,684 "Maybe it's just 'cause he's murking his shitty dad, 238 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:35,254 but I kind of wanna fuck Kendall Roy?" 239 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,758 Booyah! 240 00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:41,094 - Yeah, girl! - Bad tweet! Bad tweet! 241 00:11:41,098 --> 00:11:43,327 Bad tweet! Bad tweet! Bad tweet! 242 00:11:43,332 --> 00:11:45,563 Okay. "He clearly has mental health issues..." 243 00:11:45,568 --> 00:11:48,166 - Right. - "... and crazy guilt, coupled with addiction. 244 00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:50,471 That's all this is, and it's sad". 245 00:11:53,543 --> 00:11:56,275 Boo! 246 00:11:58,381 --> 00:12:00,879 That one sucked! 247 00:12:09,492 --> 00:12:10,956 - Hi. - Hi. 248 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,928 Happy crowd. 249 00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:18,363 Kendall Roy! 250 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,099 - Should I give 'em something? - Yeah. 251 00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:24,638 Fuck the patriarchy! 252 00:12:25,006 --> 00:12:26,473 Whoo! 253 00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:30,941 All right, do we have like a safe word? 254 00:12:30,946 --> 00:12:32,986 - Uh... - To get out of here? 255 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,423 Good to see you. 256 00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:46,827 Shiv-fucking-Roy. 257 00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:49,830 Great to see you here. 258 00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:52,163 I always come. 259 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,865 The Committee for the Protection 260 00:12:53,869 --> 00:12:55,466 and Welfare of Journalists. 261 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,234 You're into that, but you like to keep them 262 00:12:57,238 --> 00:12:59,370 protected in hutches, correct? 263 00:12:59,374 --> 00:13:01,739 With the little feeding bottles, kind of like hamsters? 264 00:13:01,743 --> 00:13:03,306 Oh, yeah. Yeah, adorable. 265 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,674 We do keep more newspapers alive and... and employ 266 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:07,876 more journalists worldwide than any other company, 267 00:13:07,881 --> 00:13:09,978 - so I guess we're doing our bit? - Uh-huh. 268 00:13:09,983 --> 00:13:11,914 The Soviet Union employed a ton of journalists, too. 269 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:14,584 Oh, Nate, we got to Stalin so fast? 270 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:16,353 Is Gil still turning up on Russia Today 271 00:13:16,357 --> 00:13:18,389 - by mistake? - Hey. 272 00:13:18,393 --> 00:13:20,624 - Hey, man. - Hey, Ken. 273 00:13:20,628 --> 00:13:21,892 - Wow. - Good to see you. 274 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:24,261 It's a family affair. 275 00:13:24,265 --> 00:13:25,561 Yeah, I didn't think you'd be here. 276 00:13:25,565 --> 00:13:27,463 I thought the newly minted president 277 00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:29,999 of Waystar Royco would just be too busy. 278 00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:31,534 - I'm on the advisory. - Oh, right. 279 00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:33,436 You're the newest attraction at the zoo, 280 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,037 half man, half Nobel prize? 281 00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,642 Sure, Shiv. You got me. 282 00:13:38,779 --> 00:13:42,179 - Well, well, well, Shiv. - Really nice to see you. 283 00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:44,382 Really. 284 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:50,855 Hey. 285 00:13:52,592 --> 00:13:53,658 Hey. 286 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,625 So, how is he? 287 00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:00,295 Is he all, like, angry hog at the state fair? 288 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,166 Rolling in shit, snapping at kids? 289 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,067 He's fine. He's... 290 00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,704 ... worried you might come in. 291 00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:10,439 Let him worry. 292 00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:12,541 Okay, well, that would just be dumb, Ken. 293 00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:14,574 We all need for us to win the shareholder vote, 294 00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:17,414 you too, so just... you know, just wait a week. 295 00:14:18,549 --> 00:14:19,880 And maybe cool it on the interviews 296 00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:21,015 - while you're at it. - Oh, uh-huh. 297 00:14:21,019 --> 00:14:23,351 - That'd be smart all round. - Well, yeah, maybe. 298 00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:25,221 I'm not a suicide bomber, Shiv. 299 00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,725 Hey, I wanted to say, um... 300 00:14:29,528 --> 00:14:32,896 just... at Rava's? 301 00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:39,399 I think I'm right... I... I am right. 302 00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:42,237 But I maybe threw a couple of ugly rocks. 303 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:44,941 Uh-huh. 304 00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:47,242 I'm just trying to be... 305 00:14:48,045 --> 00:14:50,746 more thoughtful now, so... 306 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,715 Look, I... 307 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:58,886 I think we have the same aim here, is the truth. 308 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:01,355 You know, big picture. I'm... 309 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,657 ... fucking tired of all this shit too. 310 00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,559 And I'm pushing for change. 311 00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:08,927 Like, is there a world where you stop being gross 312 00:15:08,932 --> 00:15:12,731 and throwing stones and we can acknowledge 313 00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:16,836 and rebuild, you know, truth and reconciliation? 314 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,670 You know, and maybe... maybe we can actually find a way 315 00:15:19,675 --> 00:15:21,707 to fucking fix things from the inside, 316 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,379 which is the only place that anything gets done anyway. 317 00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:30,119 They made you get all dressed up for this? 318 00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:35,755 Or do you not actually give a fuck? 319 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:37,259 And it's all just ego? 320 00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:41,630 Look at this. 321 00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:45,565 It's you now. 322 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,901 Ladies and gentlemen, to present our next award... 323 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,134 I'm sorry for you, Siobhan. 324 00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:51,436 ... a man who is used to owning the news 325 00:15:51,441 --> 00:15:54,741 rather than being in the news. Kendall Roy. 326 00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:04,215 So, thanks for making time and, uh, when we do it, 327 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:07,052 the first section will just be the South Asian streaming stuff. 328 00:16:07,057 --> 00:16:08,645 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - We'll have to ask 329 00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:10,214 the shareholder meeting question. 330 00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:11,916 Very confident. Massive optimism. 331 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,718 Great. And then, uh, you know, 332 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,453 I think that you know that there's this idea that everyone... 333 00:16:16,457 --> 00:16:18,288 uh, everyone thought that it'd be really kind of fun 334 00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:20,356 if after everything, we might, uh, open up the door 335 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,127 on some family stuff for a little bit. 336 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:24,494 No, I know, I know. 337 00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:26,897 And we won't dwell on it, so, uh, we'll just keep it loose 338 00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:28,498 and, uh, it'll be fun to freewheel it. Hmm? 339 00:16:28,502 --> 00:16:30,133 Tell me precisely every single word 340 00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,402 they're gonna ask me. 341 00:16:32,406 --> 00:16:34,470 Well, I couldn't disclose specific questions 342 00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:36,239 because of our policies at ATN Business 343 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:39,377 and that would be ethically, uh, you know... 344 00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:43,281 But it, uh, might be something like... 345 00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,616 "Logan seems like a business-oriented guy, 346 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,451 what's something special that you and your dad 347 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:49,619 enjoy doing together?" 348 00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:53,388 - No, next question. - Okay, sure. 349 00:16:53,392 --> 00:16:55,357 "What was a time that your dad came to your aid 350 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:58,594 - when you really needed him?" - Mm, no. I'm not doing that one. 351 00:16:58,598 --> 00:17:01,897 Right. Um... 352 00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:04,235 "What is your most cherished father-son memory?" 353 00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:07,937 So far, these are bad. 354 00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:09,571 Well, how about, uh... how about you lead? 355 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:12,908 Is there some sort of childhood story that you'd like to tell? 356 00:17:12,912 --> 00:17:16,979 I got a memory in the old bankiola. Uh... 357 00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:18,816 Some fly-fishing in Montana, if... 358 00:17:19,652 --> 00:17:21,684 - Sure. - ... that interests you. 359 00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:22,921 Thank you, Mr. Roy! 360 00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:28,859 Um... Well, I will pass that along. 361 00:17:30,496 --> 00:17:31,995 - Hi. - Hi. 362 00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:35,029 And I don't want him... 363 00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:38,667 - How you're doing? - Love and marriage. 364 00:17:38,671 --> 00:17:41,136 I feel another million drain with every cluck 365 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,704 from that hen house. 366 00:17:50,015 --> 00:17:52,714 - Did you see him? - I did. 367 00:17:52,718 --> 00:17:55,753 - Is he coming in? - Uh... I don't know. 368 00:17:56,389 --> 00:17:57,786 I don't think so. 369 00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,957 - I think he gets it. - Uh-huh. 370 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,257 Thank you. 371 00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:05,026 You know, every time I don't see you out there 372 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,898 saying something, I think, "Does Shiv even like me?" 373 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:12,102 - Oh, come on, Roman is... - My daughter. 374 00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:14,905 My only daughter. 375 00:18:18,343 --> 00:18:20,975 What is it exactly that you want me to do? 376 00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:23,945 I don't know, draw a circle around him, maybe. 377 00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:26,747 Declare that your old man isn't some dirty bastard. 378 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,683 Tell the truth, maybe. 379 00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:30,185 - About him. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 380 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,756 The truth, but horrible. and in public, right? 381 00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:34,990 Do you trust me? 382 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,159 Yes, of course. 383 00:18:39,864 --> 00:18:41,762 Uh... On what? 384 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:45,730 On all this hullabaloo. 385 00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:47,568 - "Hullabaloo"? - Uh-huh. 386 00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:51,605 Uh... Yeah. 387 00:18:53,276 --> 00:18:54,375 I don't... 388 00:18:58,448 --> 00:18:59,513 Yeah. 389 00:19:01,985 --> 00:19:05,985 - Can we... I mean, can we talk? - Yes, we can talk. 390 00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:07,455 Okay, well... 391 00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:10,289 - We're a big company, but... - Mm-hmm. 392 00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,793 ... how bad is... is... 393 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:17,263 - What is the worst thing that could be in those papers? - Not all that bad. 394 00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:19,965 I mean... Um... 395 00:19:19,969 --> 00:19:21,935 Health and safety, compliance. 396 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:23,837 A few bad apples. 397 00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:28,606 - What? - Well, I know that isn't true. 398 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,275 Come on, Dad. Tom worked in Cruises. 399 00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:31,609 Bill told him everything. 400 00:19:31,613 --> 00:19:33,444 And besides, I know that there were black ops, 401 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,446 and I know that there was targeted intimidation 402 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:38,616 of victims and whistleblowers. 403 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,385 The NRPI, for fuck's sake. 404 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:43,156 Maybe there were some salty moves. 405 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,723 You can't just change your story. 406 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,492 I wanna keep you clean. 407 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,594 I put Gerri in, but I can't trust her. 408 00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,731 She's optics. I need you. 409 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,801 Listen. 410 00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:58,405 I didn't know about any of this shit. 411 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,539 Well, you're on emails. 412 00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:03,808 Do you know how many emails I get a day? 413 00:20:03,812 --> 00:20:05,242 I don't read my emails. 414 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,278 - I get the action points. - I know. 415 00:20:07,282 --> 00:20:10,147 Shiv, the world is fucking rough. 416 00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:12,917 We ran a cruise line out of some tin-pot ports 417 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,085 - registered in bongo fucking bongo hovels... - Oh... 418 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,987 ... and we poured millions in. And sure, 419 00:20:16,991 --> 00:20:19,390 did we play rough with the odd fucking union boss 420 00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:23,728 or some Moaning Minnie repeat litigant? I don't know! 421 00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:27,664 It was a quarter of a century ago, a lot of it. 422 00:20:27,668 --> 00:20:31,701 So, yes, I fought for you and your brothers. 423 00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:33,870 But you will not find a piece of paper 424 00:20:33,874 --> 00:20:36,508 that makes you ashamed of me, okay? 425 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,475 Well... 426 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,610 the government does have an unbelievable amount 427 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,382 of leverage at its disposal, Dad. 428 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,654 - The law? - Yeah, the law. 429 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:51,824 The law is people. 430 00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:55,293 And people is politics. 431 00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:58,296 And I can handle a people. 432 00:21:04,337 --> 00:21:05,601 Oh, that is nice. 433 00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:08,303 It's just beautiful, I mean, it's just... it's... 434 00:21:08,307 --> 00:21:09,738 - It's heavy. - Isn't it? 435 00:21:09,742 --> 00:21:11,841 I've always been self-conscious about my wrists, 436 00:21:11,845 --> 00:21:13,709 - so it could address that. - It's saffron. 437 00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:15,478 You have normal wrists. 438 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,580 Thanks, that is very nice of you to say. 439 00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:18,881 That is... You... 440 00:21:18,885 --> 00:21:20,148 You have some nice wrists yourself. 441 00:21:20,152 --> 00:21:21,984 Greg, do you think we can figure this out? 442 00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:23,619 You wanna transfer now? 443 00:21:23,623 --> 00:21:25,420 - Um... - It's 40k. 444 00:21:25,424 --> 00:21:30,693 Oh, no, no, um, I think this is, uh, like a gift situation. 445 00:21:30,697 --> 00:21:34,897 Hey, Ken! Hey, Ken. Are you buying this? 446 00:21:35,601 --> 00:21:37,732 - What? - Are you buying him this? 447 00:21:37,736 --> 00:21:39,734 What? The... The watch? No. 448 00:21:39,738 --> 00:21:41,605 No, I just said I'd hook you up, dude. 449 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:46,307 What is that look? Don't get weird on me. 450 00:21:46,311 --> 00:21:48,177 I'm not your fucking sugar daddy. 451 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:49,811 Cheapskate. 452 00:21:49,815 --> 00:21:52,814 No, that's... that's all good. I... I... I mean, it's 40... 453 00:21:52,818 --> 00:21:54,115 I'm not buying him a fucking watch. 454 00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:55,783 What the fuck is he talking about? 455 00:21:55,787 --> 00:21:57,385 No, I can't. I'm gonna need to give it back. 456 00:21:57,389 --> 00:21:58,653 - It's not a good time. - No, no, no, no. 457 00:21:58,657 --> 00:22:00,588 - It has your patina now. - No, I don't have patina. 458 00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:02,054 - We agreed. - No, I shower. 459 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:05,726 Shit, she... she did me again tonight. Hey, hey, Comfry! 460 00:22:05,731 --> 00:22:08,194 Sophie Iwobi did me again tonight. 461 00:22:08,198 --> 00:22:11,231 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Yeah. 462 00:22:11,235 --> 00:22:13,700 - What? - She did a segment. 463 00:22:13,704 --> 00:22:15,602 - Oh, shit. - Should we do this tomorrow? 464 00:22:15,606 --> 00:22:17,137 - Maybe I could... - "Oedipussy 2". 465 00:22:17,141 --> 00:22:19,172 - I can get you some bullet points. - It looks like she tore me one. 466 00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:21,276 Come on, fuck that. We gotta... We gotta watch this. 467 00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:25,514 Hey, guys. 468 00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:28,549 Guys, I'm gonna put on Sophie Iwobi. 469 00:22:28,553 --> 00:22:30,551 Looks like she... she tore me one. 470 00:22:30,555 --> 00:22:32,686 Hey, hey, come on, we... we should watch this, 471 00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:33,854 it'll be fun, here it is. 472 00:22:33,858 --> 00:22:36,389 So, let's turn for a moment to Kendall Roy. 473 00:22:36,393 --> 00:22:38,391 - Woo-hoo! - My favorite white man. 474 00:22:38,395 --> 00:22:39,626 Snitchy Rich. 475 00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:41,761 Or as you may know him, "a jar of mayonnaise 476 00:22:41,765 --> 00:22:44,396 - in a Prada suit". - Ha! Okay. 477 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,832 Roy tweeted earlier today... 478 00:22:46,836 --> 00:22:48,636 It's okay, you can laugh. 479 00:22:50,306 --> 00:22:52,237 - The fuck is he talking about? - Amen. 480 00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:54,807 That's like your dog saying, "Hey, guys, guys, guys, 481 00:22:54,811 --> 00:22:56,676 we have to punish whoever ate coffee grinds 482 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,511 out of the trash and then shit on the sofa". 483 00:22:59,515 --> 00:23:01,781 Hashtag Sofa Justice. 484 00:23:01,785 --> 00:23:04,183 - That's great. - Actual progressives 485 00:23:04,187 --> 00:23:07,086 have been embracing this dude. Why? 486 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:10,521 This is the guy who told Congress like a month ago 487 00:23:10,526 --> 00:23:13,225 that the investigation into his father 488 00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:14,460 was a witch hunt. 489 00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,828 And he's also the fail-bro 490 00:23:16,832 --> 00:23:18,063 who once posed in this photo... 491 00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:19,864 - Oh, shit. - ... flashing gang signs 492 00:23:19,868 --> 00:23:21,432 outside of Jean-Georges. 493 00:23:21,436 --> 00:23:23,668 - Okay, that is such a reach. You were being tongue-in-cheek. - Yeah. 494 00:23:23,672 --> 00:23:25,336 She fucking loves me. 495 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:27,338 - She loves me. - See, the problem is Kendall Roy suffers from a severe case... 496 00:23:27,342 --> 00:23:29,874 - This is love, it's all love. - ... of what doctors call Caucasian Rich Brain. 497 00:23:29,878 --> 00:23:31,076 Oh! 498 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,211 What happens is genetically inherited wealth 499 00:23:33,215 --> 00:23:35,680 and whiteness cause neural pathways in the brain 500 00:23:35,684 --> 00:23:38,483 to constrict and make the patient believe he's woke, 501 00:23:38,487 --> 00:23:40,551 when he's just a total fucking jackass. 502 00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:45,556 - I feel like I should go on. - Fuck Kendall Roy. Thank you. 503 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,692 - What do you think? Can you touch base? I should go on. - I think we should talk to Berry 504 00:23:47,696 --> 00:23:49,127 'cause there's a couple ways to counter backlash, 505 00:23:49,131 --> 00:23:51,629 - and it might not be the best... - Backlash? This is, like... 506 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:53,897 - This is not... - This is being in the conversation. 507 00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:56,068 - Yeah. - This is fucking great. 508 00:23:56,838 --> 00:23:58,504 - This is great. - Yeah. 509 00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:02,039 Hey. 510 00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:04,407 - Shivy! - Oh, hi. 511 00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:05,876 - Hey. - How was your guy? 512 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,945 - Did you see him? - Yup. 513 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:10,213 Yeah. When I got in... 514 00:24:10,217 --> 00:24:13,416 uh, Mondale had eaten some of your pantyhose 515 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,152 and I had to pull 'em out of his ass. 516 00:24:15,156 --> 00:24:17,220 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 517 00:24:17,224 --> 00:24:20,290 You shouldn't leave them lying around the floor, Siobhan. 518 00:24:20,295 --> 00:24:22,062 Not once the help have gone. 519 00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:26,029 Yeah, I... You okay? 520 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:29,567 Mondale's not well. Mondale's unsettled. 521 00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:34,939 Is, uh, Kendall coming into Waystar? 522 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,842 I don't think so. Uh... 523 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,777 How... How was your guy? 524 00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,446 - How was my guy? - Mm-hmm. 525 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,649 Well, um... 526 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,783 Well... 527 00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:50,252 Yeah, we... I outlined what might have happened 528 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,354 to a theoretical John Doe, 529 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,356 - divisional head. - Mm-hmm. 530 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,226 And, you know, we talked about... 531 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,061 if what comes out does come out 532 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,765 in terms of the investigation, and he said... 533 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,001 "It's very difficult to see a world 534 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,872 in which this John Doe doesn't go to jail". 535 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:13,143 - So... - Right. Fuck. 536 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:19,516 - Tom, it'll be okay. - Um... 537 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,053 And what evidence do you have for that? 538 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:26,389 I'm curious. 539 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,960 Tom, oh, honey? 540 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,295 I did have one dumb idea. 541 00:25:34,197 --> 00:25:35,261 Mm-hmm? 542 00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:37,865 Yeah. I was thinking, you know, maybe... 543 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,935 maybe it would be good to get out in front of it. 544 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:44,807 If prison is likely, could I find any... 545 00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,509 benefit in that, you know? 546 00:25:49,013 --> 00:25:51,814 - You mean cooperate? - No, not with DOJ. 547 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:53,783 Your dad. 548 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,984 I go to your dad and I... I... 549 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:59,556 offer myself up as the beating post. 550 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:04,060 Uh... No, honey. You can't. 551 00:26:05,262 --> 00:26:06,792 No. 552 00:26:06,797 --> 00:26:08,964 - Honey, you're drunk. - Mm. 553 00:26:16,106 --> 00:26:17,438 But it is smart. 554 00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:21,042 Yeah, it's, uh, kind of a... 555 00:26:21,979 --> 00:26:23,943 a win from a no-win. 556 00:26:23,947 --> 00:26:26,347 - You think? - Yeah. I mean, it's punchy. 557 00:26:27,851 --> 00:26:29,048 I mean... 558 00:26:29,052 --> 00:26:32,451 you know, it's very likely that no one goes to prison. 559 00:26:32,455 --> 00:26:34,553 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - And... 560 00:26:34,557 --> 00:26:38,860 either way, you bank gold with my dad. 561 00:26:39,429 --> 00:26:42,362 The offer is kinda... genius. 562 00:26:45,968 --> 00:26:48,100 All being well, you know, with a fair wind, I could 563 00:26:48,104 --> 00:26:50,404 - be done in less than a year. - Mm-hmm. 564 00:26:51,841 --> 00:26:55,240 But no. You can't, Tom. 565 00:26:55,244 --> 00:26:57,910 Jesus. Everyone is doing fucking somersaults for him 566 00:26:57,914 --> 00:26:59,079 right now. 567 00:27:07,656 --> 00:27:10,488 ... guy who told Congress like a month ago 568 00:27:10,492 --> 00:27:13,125 that the investigation into his father 569 00:27:13,129 --> 00:27:14,592 was a witch hunt. 570 00:27:14,596 --> 00:27:18,396 And he's also the fail-bro who once posed in this photo 571 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,267 flashing gang signs outside of Jean-Georges. 572 00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:23,435 Poor Kenny. 573 00:27:23,439 --> 00:27:25,570 See, the problem is, Kendall Roy suffers 574 00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:28,206 from a severe case of what doctors call 575 00:27:28,210 --> 00:27:30,944 Caucasian Rich Brain. 576 00:27:32,481 --> 00:27:36,548 - Hey. - Hey, Jess. I'm going in. 577 00:27:36,552 --> 00:27:39,384 - Uh... Okay. To the office? - Okay? Yeah. 578 00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:41,018 - When? - Now. 579 00:27:41,022 --> 00:27:42,220 But you said... 580 00:27:42,224 --> 00:27:43,988 Yeah, I said... That was a false thought. 581 00:27:43,992 --> 00:27:45,590 Uh... Just make sure my office is ready. 582 00:27:45,594 --> 00:27:47,193 I'll ping you before I arrive. 583 00:27:48,130 --> 00:27:50,496 Good? Good? Great. 584 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:52,231 Greg. 585 00:27:52,868 --> 00:27:54,567 Yo. Hey, I'm going in. 586 00:27:55,837 --> 00:27:57,867 Yeah, I might wanna roll deep, so, uh... 587 00:27:58,974 --> 00:28:00,872 ... just keep it on the down-low, okay? 588 00:28:00,876 --> 00:28:02,606 I wanna see the shockwaves. 589 00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:04,575 November just around the corner, very important election... 590 00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:06,810 - Hi. - ... with Michelle-Anne... 591 00:28:06,814 --> 00:28:09,482 - Shouldn't be too long now. - Uh-huh. 592 00:28:14,522 --> 00:28:17,357 Yeah, because I've... I've been, uh... I've been... 593 00:28:18,693 --> 00:28:21,860 I've been thinking, um, about what it is that you... 594 00:28:22,763 --> 00:28:24,627 you might really need right now... 595 00:28:24,631 --> 00:28:28,200 and, um... and how I can help. 596 00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:30,767 - Mm-hmm? - Yeah. 597 00:28:30,771 --> 00:28:33,805 Yeah, because, you know, if, uh... if things go... 598 00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:36,506 how they could go... 599 00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:39,411 maybe there's no repercussions, but if not... 600 00:28:40,447 --> 00:28:42,979 there'll probably be a cash number. 601 00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:46,482 And there will probably need to be a face or two 602 00:28:46,486 --> 00:28:48,887 behind bars, right? 603 00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:54,757 - What's your angle, Tom? - No. None. 604 00:28:54,761 --> 00:28:57,460 None, just... just, uh... 605 00:28:57,464 --> 00:29:01,733 I'm probably in the firing line. And I just wanted you to know... 606 00:29:03,136 --> 00:29:04,903 if you need to strategize... 607 00:29:06,172 --> 00:29:07,672 I can be that guy. 608 00:29:08,809 --> 00:29:11,275 I'll... I'll step up and go down. 609 00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:17,449 That's it? 610 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:20,651 - You don't mind? - Nope. 611 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:24,988 No, that's just there. If you need it. 612 00:29:26,492 --> 00:29:28,990 I won't wriggle. 613 00:29:28,995 --> 00:29:32,395 Just clonk the trout on the head and put it in your pouch. 614 00:29:34,002 --> 00:29:35,535 It won't come to that. 615 00:29:37,202 --> 00:29:38,268 But... 616 00:29:40,539 --> 00:29:43,474 thank you, Tom. Thank you. 617 00:29:45,578 --> 00:29:46,775 Not a problem. 618 00:29:46,779 --> 00:29:48,242 ... helping us to get our message out 619 00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:50,211 to Latino voters, who've really come around 620 00:29:50,215 --> 00:29:51,680 to the President's message 621 00:29:51,684 --> 00:29:52,880 and, you know, 622 00:29:52,884 --> 00:29:55,083 we saw Boyer on your program a few nights ago. 623 00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,420 Absolutely. Very much with the president, so... 624 00:30:22,747 --> 00:30:24,844 Bergman, Hendon, and Weiss. 625 00:30:24,849 --> 00:30:28,349 Uh... Hello. Uh... Hi. Uh... I was given your number 626 00:30:28,354 --> 00:30:31,917 by a friend of mine and I... I was wanting to, um... 627 00:30:31,922 --> 00:30:33,153 I would like to... 628 00:30:33,157 --> 00:30:36,056 schedule an appointment with Rex Hendon. 629 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,624 This is for a consultation? 630 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,559 Uh-huh. That's right. 631 00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:41,530 Excuse me, can you hold the line one second? 632 00:30:43,401 --> 00:30:44,797 Greg, talk fast. What is it? 633 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,199 - Hey, so... so... - I'm busy. 634 00:30:46,203 --> 00:30:48,903 ... I have something that you guys might wanna know. 635 00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:59,245 - Hey! How you doin'? - Great. Are you... 636 00:30:59,249 --> 00:31:01,280 - What are you doing down here? - Mark, isn't he just 637 00:31:01,284 --> 00:31:03,315 - the fucking greatest? - Sure, yeah. 638 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,451 As ever. Great to have you contribute. 639 00:31:05,455 --> 00:31:08,320 Could we do five on what we need to do here? 640 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,490 Sure. 641 00:31:11,028 --> 00:31:14,761 So, how are things? Look at you, the tough guy. 642 00:31:14,765 --> 00:31:17,063 You wouldn't even take service of a subpoena, right? 643 00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:20,064 Yeah, my son stands up, waves his dick in the air, 644 00:31:20,069 --> 00:31:22,367 and the rest of the world is meant to rearrange itself 645 00:31:22,372 --> 00:31:25,672 according to his liking? I don't think so, right? 646 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:28,072 I see. But are you gonna get more cooperative... 647 00:31:28,077 --> 00:31:30,476 - Oh! It's a witch hunt. - ... now that you've set the table? 648 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,676 The prosecutors are gonna regret any time 649 00:31:32,681 --> 00:31:34,414 or money they spend on it. 650 00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:40,485 - What does the old man think? - Not fucking much. 651 00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:43,989 No, he's got... he's got poll numbers 652 00:31:43,993 --> 00:31:46,224 dancing in front of his eyes morning, noon, and night. 653 00:31:46,228 --> 00:31:49,360 So, someone shits in Wisconsin, 654 00:31:49,364 --> 00:31:51,797 he's worried it'll float down the Mississippi 655 00:31:51,801 --> 00:31:53,665 and hurt his numbers in Iowa. 656 00:31:53,669 --> 00:31:56,036 Relax. We've got his back. 657 00:31:56,772 --> 00:31:57,871 Yeah, well... 658 00:31:59,108 --> 00:32:01,575 That's great. I guess... 659 00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,576 you know, when this thing broke, 660 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:07,912 the whole thing was, "Logan Roy is going down". 661 00:32:07,916 --> 00:32:10,280 But then you got this thing, some of our folks are like, 662 00:32:10,284 --> 00:32:11,616 "There's no way Roy is going down. 663 00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:13,117 The President's gonna protect him, 664 00:32:13,121 --> 00:32:15,019 the system is broken". 665 00:32:15,023 --> 00:32:17,121 People have no idea. 666 00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:19,558 They have these paranoid fantasies. 667 00:32:20,495 --> 00:32:21,528 Yeah. 668 00:32:22,831 --> 00:32:26,063 I don't want you to do anything. 669 00:32:26,067 --> 00:32:30,136 - Right. - What I want is... is nothing. 670 00:32:30,739 --> 00:32:32,236 Normal consideration, 671 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,172 not to become the focus of some bullshit. 672 00:32:35,176 --> 00:32:37,041 - Right. - Not favors. 673 00:32:37,045 --> 00:32:40,079 - Right. - Right, right, right, right, right... 674 00:32:41,149 --> 00:32:42,545 What? 675 00:32:42,549 --> 00:32:46,449 The fact is, I don't want anything from anyone. 676 00:32:46,453 --> 00:32:49,753 That's not the way I operate. But I would like to know 677 00:32:49,757 --> 00:32:54,024 that no one's gonna shit their pants if I hang tough. 678 00:32:54,028 --> 00:32:56,225 Facebook is full of photos of you and the boss 679 00:32:56,229 --> 00:32:58,294 at CPAC and Davos. 680 00:32:58,298 --> 00:33:00,632 All the nice things you've said about each other? 681 00:33:01,669 --> 00:33:04,002 It hits a demographic we have to worry about. 682 00:33:05,673 --> 00:33:08,471 If that raisin hangs me out to dry, 683 00:33:08,475 --> 00:33:10,976 I'm quite willing to do the same to him. 684 00:33:12,112 --> 00:33:14,277 Well, if we're gonna be real... 685 00:33:14,281 --> 00:33:16,312 maybe the President has not been feeling 686 00:33:16,316 --> 00:33:18,714 like your coverage has been very helpful 687 00:33:18,718 --> 00:33:20,316 or truthful lately. 688 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,653 It could get a lot fucking worse. 689 00:33:26,726 --> 00:33:28,426 We have the same interest here. 690 00:33:30,963 --> 00:33:34,897 Can you lower the temperature? And I'll see what I can do. 691 00:33:34,901 --> 00:33:38,836 Sure. That's all I need. 692 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,737 Excuse me. 693 00:33:41,742 --> 00:33:45,608 So, we asked everyone to submit concerns and questions 694 00:33:45,612 --> 00:33:47,810 anonymously via the Intranet... 695 00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:50,175 ... which has some drawbacks, as you know, 696 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:52,213 and we wanted you to be aware, Shiv, 697 00:33:52,218 --> 00:33:54,214 if you're gonna be up there. So, we plan to put these 698 00:33:54,218 --> 00:33:56,483 - on, um, a screen. - What are they asking? 699 00:33:56,488 --> 00:33:59,120 Well, uh, the general tenor is, 700 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:02,023 "What the hell's happening here?" Uh... 701 00:34:02,027 --> 00:34:05,925 A lot of those. Uh... Also, "I'm embarrassed to say 702 00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:08,329 to my mother I work at Waystar. Any advice?" 703 00:34:08,334 --> 00:34:10,397 - Yeah, fuck your mother. - "Please tell us anything at all 704 00:34:10,401 --> 00:34:11,865 about what is happening here". 705 00:34:11,870 --> 00:34:14,035 Oh, my God, did they write these questions in crayon? 706 00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:15,403 I mean, I have my speech all set. 707 00:34:15,407 --> 00:34:17,038 Do we even really need to have questions? 708 00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:20,108 Well, we did say we wanted to answer questions, 709 00:34:20,112 --> 00:34:21,142 - so... - Yeah. 710 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:23,444 Okay, well, Dad can't see this one, 711 00:34:23,449 --> 00:34:24,615 or this one. 712 00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:26,580 Oh, fuck, no. 713 00:34:26,584 --> 00:34:28,349 - This'll make him shit his Pop-Tarts. - No, no. 714 00:34:28,353 --> 00:34:30,451 - I think there's, like, three here we can use. - Okay. 715 00:34:30,455 --> 00:34:32,253 - Three is all we need. - This is just fucking rude. 716 00:34:32,257 --> 00:34:33,654 I mean, it's not even really a question. 717 00:34:33,658 --> 00:34:35,489 I mean, I don't think people should even be thinking this 718 00:34:35,493 --> 00:34:36,557 - that work here. - You're right. 719 00:34:36,561 --> 00:34:37,759 Can we get different questions? 720 00:34:37,763 --> 00:34:39,160 - Like, less questiony questions? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 721 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:40,461 'Cause these are just fucking horrible. 722 00:34:40,465 --> 00:34:42,130 - We can. - Okay, well, Hugo and I 723 00:34:42,134 --> 00:34:43,898 - did prepare a set of questions... - Something else. 724 00:34:43,902 --> 00:34:45,332 ... that are more of the sort of things 725 00:34:45,336 --> 00:34:47,168 that people would actually wanna know. 726 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:48,435 - Yeah. I mean... - Great. 727 00:34:48,439 --> 00:34:51,739 ... these, we feel, are people's real questions, okay? 728 00:34:51,743 --> 00:34:53,908 We've got a problem. Logan wants to see you 729 00:34:53,912 --> 00:34:55,844 - in his office. - Now? 730 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,681 - Hello? - Lisa. 731 00:35:00,685 --> 00:35:03,016 Lisa! The Regal Legal Eagle. 732 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:06,253 Kendall, I hear you're going in. What the fuck? 733 00:35:06,257 --> 00:35:08,756 Yeah, I can't let him dominate the battle space, Lisa. 734 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,892 My sister's making moves, I can't just watch it happen. 735 00:35:11,896 --> 00:35:14,060 What... What... What... What's the story on my immunity? 736 00:35:14,064 --> 00:35:16,997 I'm figuring out a "Queen for a Day" situation, Kendall. 737 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:19,232 - I have to have control here. - Yeah, but we're losing the momentum. 738 00:35:19,236 --> 00:35:20,567 Can we get a raid? What about a raid? 739 00:35:20,571 --> 00:35:22,701 - Can we get a raid? - We can't "get" anything. 740 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:26,906 No, sure, but really? I mean, we hit the right buttons. 741 00:35:26,911 --> 00:35:29,642 "Has the government gone soft-cock on Big Corp?" 742 00:35:29,646 --> 00:35:32,946 I'll call you in 40, Lisa. You're the boss here. Bye. 743 00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:36,716 And let's commit to Iwobi. Yeah? Let's do it. Reach out. 744 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,852 Call Noah and get me some jokes. 745 00:35:38,856 --> 00:35:40,887 Not jokes. Like, funny as fuck shit, 746 00:35:40,891 --> 00:35:43,389 but not in a stupid jokey way. 747 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:46,392 - Is it true? He's on his way? - Fucking rat. 748 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:48,929 I'm gonna jam a Montblanc down his fucking throat. 749 00:35:48,933 --> 00:35:50,931 - He'll eat up any drama, Dad. - Kerry! 750 00:35:50,935 --> 00:35:53,499 Look, why don't we just let him come on in and ignore him? 751 00:35:53,503 --> 00:35:55,468 Get us Colin, get us building services. 752 00:35:55,472 --> 00:35:57,537 If he comes for me, I want him fucking cuffed. 753 00:35:57,541 --> 00:35:59,138 - Okay. - He's fired! 754 00:35:59,142 --> 00:36:02,875 HR is discussing him stepping down from his duties. 755 00:36:02,879 --> 00:36:05,845 But firing, you would be handing DOJ a gas can. 756 00:36:05,849 --> 00:36:07,746 - Yeah. - It would be a PR disaster. 757 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,315 Want me to get outside counsel on the line? 758 00:36:09,319 --> 00:36:10,615 Front desk says he's pulling up. 759 00:36:10,619 --> 00:36:11,917 I don't want people seeing him. 760 00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:13,855 - Keep him the fuck out! - Okay. 761 00:36:23,799 --> 00:36:24,999 How are you? 762 00:36:27,303 --> 00:36:30,902 - Sir, I'm... I'm sorry. - Yeah. 763 00:36:30,906 --> 00:36:33,974 Just... Your key card has expired. 764 00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:37,708 Expired? That's weird. 765 00:36:37,712 --> 00:36:40,709 Hi, Kendall. Uh... Bit of a crazy morning here. 766 00:36:40,714 --> 00:36:42,413 - Oh, is it? - If you like, we could head over 767 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,548 to 43 North and I can fill you in. 768 00:36:44,552 --> 00:36:46,150 Might be a little bit more comfortable there. 769 00:36:46,154 --> 00:36:48,086 Yeah, not going to the satellite office, thanks. 770 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:50,953 Uh... My card doesn't work, so I'm just gonna 771 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,622 hurdle the gates and have Remi film it. 772 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,692 What? No, who's... How about we go up with you? 773 00:36:54,696 --> 00:36:55,994 We go up together? We'll swipe you in. 774 00:36:55,998 --> 00:36:57,728 You guys wanna sync up? 'Cause they... they... 775 00:36:57,732 --> 00:36:59,630 - He can't go up. - No, he can go up. 776 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,165 They've told us he can't go up. 777 00:37:01,169 --> 00:37:03,633 - Sorry, who's "they"? - We can't authorize that. 778 00:37:03,637 --> 00:37:06,503 I can authorize that. I am authorizing that. 779 00:37:06,507 --> 00:37:09,672 We probably can't keep him out of the town hall, correct? 780 00:37:09,676 --> 00:37:11,875 You can discourage him from attending 781 00:37:11,879 --> 00:37:13,176 in light of his position. 782 00:37:13,180 --> 00:37:15,576 Can we discourage him with a taser shot 783 00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:18,147 directly to his peni or scrummage sacking? 784 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,482 He's headed for the freight. 785 00:37:19,486 --> 00:37:21,885 Fine. Bring him up in the dumbwaiter 786 00:37:21,889 --> 00:37:23,921 like a fucking hamburger. 787 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:26,423 - All right, what's up, bro? - Hey. 788 00:37:26,427 --> 00:37:29,259 - Doing the heavy lifting? - Yeah. 789 00:37:29,263 --> 00:37:31,628 - Is he there? - I don't see him yet. 790 00:37:31,632 --> 00:37:35,898 - With his stupid walk. - Tom, get Sam and Ray and IT, 791 00:37:35,903 --> 00:37:38,836 and make sure he doesn't get fucking cute with IT. 792 00:37:42,642 --> 00:37:43,841 Hey, man. 793 00:37:49,882 --> 00:37:51,447 Good to see you, man. Hey, man. 794 00:37:51,451 --> 00:37:54,616 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 795 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:57,553 - Kinda weird, right? - It's pretty weird. 796 00:37:57,557 --> 00:37:59,388 - But, you know, yeah. - How's it going? 797 00:37:59,392 --> 00:38:01,623 Yeah, life goes on, you know, yeah. 798 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:02,724 - Buddhists? - Hmm. 799 00:38:02,728 --> 00:38:05,627 Nice. Life does go on. 800 00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:09,432 So... So, what's going on back there in my dad's office? 801 00:38:09,436 --> 00:38:12,302 He got any back-channel White House contacts in there or what? 802 00:38:15,074 --> 00:38:17,840 - I'm joking. You can't tell me that. - Right. Right, right. 803 00:38:17,844 --> 00:38:20,410 And do you have an immunity deal with DOJ? 804 00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:23,679 Do you? 805 00:38:23,683 --> 00:38:25,714 It's good we can kid around 806 00:38:25,718 --> 00:38:26,951 - like this. - Yeah. 807 00:38:28,087 --> 00:38:31,653 But look, man. You're actually in a difficult spot. 808 00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:34,422 You know, it's... it's no fun being the last fucking eunuch 809 00:38:34,426 --> 00:38:35,626 in the forbidden city. 810 00:38:36,328 --> 00:38:37,461 I'm doing fine. 811 00:38:39,298 --> 00:38:40,364 Well... 812 00:38:41,367 --> 00:38:42,898 I like you. 813 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,870 And I have no beef with you, Tom. 814 00:38:48,073 --> 00:38:50,573 Another life is possible, brother. 815 00:38:52,744 --> 00:38:56,978 He's trying to kiss or nibble Tom. 816 00:38:56,982 --> 00:38:58,178 Let's just not turn this 817 00:38:58,183 --> 00:39:00,250 into the Invasion of Normandy, okay? 818 00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:09,259 Okay. Okay. Locked out? 819 00:39:11,330 --> 00:39:13,296 Does it feel cold to you in here? 820 00:39:14,033 --> 00:39:16,133 - Right? - It... Is it? 821 00:39:21,939 --> 00:39:25,506 You gotta be kidding me. 822 00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:28,409 Yeah. Yeah, they've... they've... they've hacked my AC. 823 00:39:28,413 --> 00:39:32,346 I think... I think, this is, uh, 68? You like it? 824 00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:35,684 Sixty-eight? This isn't 68. No fucking way, this is like... 825 00:39:36,287 --> 00:39:38,919 sixty-five, sixty-two. 826 00:39:38,923 --> 00:39:40,556 Definitely feels a little cool. 827 00:39:41,659 --> 00:39:43,757 - Okay, Remi. - Yeah? 828 00:39:43,761 --> 00:39:47,094 I'm airdropping you a little shopping list. 829 00:39:47,098 --> 00:39:49,496 - You gonna come back stat? - I can do that. 830 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,098 What time does the town hall start? 831 00:39:51,102 --> 00:39:54,536 - Um... Two o'clock. Yeah. - Two o'clock? Okay. 832 00:39:57,774 --> 00:39:58,806 Yeah? 833 00:40:04,114 --> 00:40:05,180 What? 834 00:40:06,183 --> 00:40:07,348 Just checking in. 835 00:40:11,188 --> 00:40:12,820 Okay? Yeah, I'm just... 836 00:40:20,197 --> 00:40:21,429 I know you. 837 00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:38,712 - So, if you're ready. - Will my dad be there, 838 00:40:39,748 --> 00:40:41,446 undermining my authority? 839 00:40:41,450 --> 00:40:44,249 He'll be nearby, emphasizing your authority. 840 00:40:44,253 --> 00:40:46,451 The live feed will be streaming through the whole building 841 00:40:46,455 --> 00:40:48,820 and to all major offices globally. 842 00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:51,889 And anything you need, I'll be here. 843 00:40:51,893 --> 00:40:53,658 Congratulations, by the way. 844 00:40:53,662 --> 00:40:56,361 I was always pushing for you to be brought in, 845 00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:57,764 in my own little way. 846 00:41:01,302 --> 00:41:04,368 And now, please welcome our new Domestic President, 847 00:41:04,372 --> 00:41:05,603 Siobhan Roy. 848 00:41:11,679 --> 00:41:14,547 Thank you all. Thank you. Thank you, Karolina. 849 00:41:15,816 --> 00:41:18,217 Okay, so I will keep this straightforward. 850 00:41:19,287 --> 00:41:22,019 A senior executive at Waystar, 851 00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:25,055 who also happens to be a senior brother of mine, 852 00:41:25,059 --> 00:41:26,823 I think I can legally say that, 853 00:41:26,827 --> 00:41:29,627 has made some very serious allegations. 854 00:41:29,631 --> 00:41:32,663 And, as we take those allegations seriously, 855 00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:34,198 there is, you'll understand, a fair amount 856 00:41:34,202 --> 00:41:37,167 that we can't talk about, legally. 857 00:41:37,171 --> 00:41:40,070 However, this is still a family operation in spirit, 858 00:41:40,074 --> 00:41:42,005 and you are all a part of that family. 859 00:41:42,009 --> 00:41:47,343 So, as much as we can tell you, you know, we want to tell you. 860 00:41:47,347 --> 00:41:52,415 I'm Siobhan Roy, Waystar's new President of Domestic Operations. 861 00:41:52,419 --> 00:41:55,451 And I'm paying particular and specific attention 862 00:41:55,455 --> 00:41:57,156 to corporate responsibility. 863 00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:01,224 I know that some of you have concerns. 864 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:04,828 And I'm here to tell you, we get it. 865 00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:08,031 If mistakes have been made historically at Cruises, 866 00:42:08,035 --> 00:42:11,232 we are going to identify them, and implement... 867 00:42:14,473 --> 00:42:17,173 What's more, uh, personal accountability 868 00:42:17,177 --> 00:42:18,974 is one of the four core... 869 00:42:18,978 --> 00:42:21,376 - ♪ Rape me ♪ - ... pillars of the... Waystar philosophy... 870 00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:22,644 - Hugo? - Yeah. Yeah. 871 00:42:22,648 --> 00:42:23,779 - We got that. - Yeah. 872 00:42:23,783 --> 00:42:25,715 Thank you. Uh... Some people might think 873 00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,583 this issue is a joke, but we assure you, 874 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:29,484 we take it very seriously. Just... Thank you. 875 00:42:29,488 --> 00:42:31,153 Go and find out what the fuck is going on. 876 00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:34,788 So, we are going to ensure that those who engaged in any actions 877 00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:36,357 that went beyond mere mistakes... 878 00:42:36,362 --> 00:42:40,696 ... to more purpose... purposeful... uh... 879 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:44,266 - ♪ I'm not the only one ♪ - Can we get that sorted? 880 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,235 ♪ Ah I'm not the only one ♪ 881 00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,870 I assure you, we take this issue very seriously, 882 00:42:48,874 --> 00:42:52,006 even if someone here does not. 883 00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:55,877 - ♪ Rape me ♪ - ♪ Rape me ♪ 884 00:42:55,881 --> 00:42:57,846 ♪ Rape me ♪ 885 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,150 - ♪ Rape me ♪ - ♪ Rape me ♪ 886 00:43:02,154 --> 00:43:04,352 Uh... 887 00:43:04,356 --> 00:43:06,320 - ♪ Rape me ♪ - ♪ Rape me ♪ 888 00:43:06,324 --> 00:43:08,389 - ♪ Rape me ♪ - ♪ Rape me ♪ 889 00:43:08,393 --> 00:43:10,625 - ♪ Rape me ♪ - ♪ Rape me ♪ 890 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:12,093 - ♪ Rape me... ♪ - Fucking... 891 00:43:53,537 --> 00:43:55,871 Sorry, Pinky. 892 00:43:57,675 --> 00:43:59,774 Now do you see? Huh? 893 00:44:09,519 --> 00:44:11,050 - Hey, Ken. - Hey. 894 00:44:19,863 --> 00:44:20,962 Thanks. 895 00:44:24,434 --> 00:44:26,365 Are we close? What time is it? 896 00:44:26,369 --> 00:44:28,434 Oh, what time is it? Oh, it's, uh... 897 00:44:28,438 --> 00:44:29,835 it's like the 18th century or something, 898 00:44:29,839 --> 00:44:32,705 - when watches didn't work. - Doesn't work? 899 00:44:32,709 --> 00:44:34,442 - No. - Why did you get it? 900 00:44:35,311 --> 00:44:38,944 Why did I get it? You encouraged me. 901 00:44:38,948 --> 00:44:40,512 You don't remember this? You shrugged at me 902 00:44:40,516 --> 00:44:41,847 - like it was reasonable. - This one's good. 903 00:44:41,851 --> 00:44:43,682 - Not if it doesn't work. - It's... It's fine, 904 00:44:43,686 --> 00:44:45,651 it's okay. I... I'm a humble custodian now. 905 00:44:45,655 --> 00:44:47,085 A piece like this will often have to go 906 00:44:47,089 --> 00:44:48,420 to Switzerland for six months. 907 00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:50,589 So, I have this funny bit about how for the special 908 00:44:50,593 --> 00:44:51,757 - committee of the board... - Hmm. 909 00:44:51,761 --> 00:44:53,425 ... and the... the white shoe firm that will handle 910 00:44:53,429 --> 00:44:55,461 the investigation, how my dad's putting pressure 911 00:44:55,465 --> 00:44:57,963 to hire a firm that will help them cover up. 912 00:44:57,967 --> 00:44:59,398 - Do you hear anything? - Yeah. 913 00:44:59,402 --> 00:45:00,666 - Really? - Yeah. 914 00:45:00,670 --> 00:45:02,133 - I don't think its broken. - ... Cover Up... 915 00:45:02,137 --> 00:45:03,601 - Cover Up "R" Us. - Hmm. 916 00:45:03,605 --> 00:45:04,836 Like Toys "R" Us. 917 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,571 - "Cover up our ass". - Yeah. 918 00:45:06,575 --> 00:45:08,106 No? 919 00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:09,274 - I don't know. - No? 920 00:45:09,278 --> 00:45:12,410 But I think that the Love Boat vids are good. 921 00:45:12,414 --> 00:45:13,478 Yeah, Love Boat... 922 00:45:13,482 --> 00:45:14,946 Hey, uh, because we pushed taping for you, 923 00:45:14,950 --> 00:45:16,214 we're still filling up the audience, 924 00:45:16,218 --> 00:45:17,548 but shouldn't be too long. 925 00:45:17,552 --> 00:45:19,150 - Cool. - Do you guys need anything? 926 00:45:19,154 --> 00:45:21,953 - We're great, thank you. - Are you okay? 927 00:45:21,957 --> 00:45:23,821 - Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. - He's just jerking off 928 00:45:23,825 --> 00:45:25,023 his invisible friend. 929 00:45:25,027 --> 00:45:27,259 - No. - Hey, so, where are the writers at? 930 00:45:27,263 --> 00:45:28,860 Um... Generally, writers and guests... 931 00:45:28,864 --> 00:45:31,429 Oh, no, generally, but I knew a guy at the Lampoon who knows Dylan. 932 00:45:31,433 --> 00:45:32,688 Can I just find him to say hi? 933 00:45:32,693 --> 00:45:34,664 I might pitch a couple of areas for the gigglebots? 934 00:45:34,668 --> 00:45:36,100 Oh, well, we don't really have time. 935 00:45:36,104 --> 00:45:38,464 - We gotta kind of get up there. - It's cool, I'll find him. 936 00:45:40,776 --> 00:45:42,840 Hey, Rome! How you doin'? 937 00:45:42,844 --> 00:45:44,275 I've just been on TV, 938 00:45:44,279 --> 00:45:47,211 waxing lyrical about me and Dad out murdering trout 939 00:45:47,215 --> 00:45:50,782 and singing sea shanties around the old marshmallow hole. 940 00:45:50,786 --> 00:45:53,584 - Have you read this thing? - Now, I talked Dad down. 941 00:45:53,588 --> 00:45:55,753 He wanted us all to appear on a talk show. 942 00:45:55,757 --> 00:45:57,254 Get the fuck outta here. 943 00:45:57,258 --> 00:45:59,824 Sitting on a couch together, I thought would be very gauche. 944 00:45:59,828 --> 00:46:03,494 So I drafted this to land and to end debate. 945 00:46:03,498 --> 00:46:07,164 - He wants us all to sign it. - Man, this is quite a rich brew. 946 00:46:07,168 --> 00:46:08,966 Well, I think a formal response 947 00:46:08,970 --> 00:46:11,468 really draws a line under it. 948 00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:13,835 I'm sure you're being asked, so this is just us 949 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,271 very clearly saying that we're not a part 950 00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,241 - of Kendall's thing. - Mm-hmm. Uh... 951 00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:20,744 What? You would have to say it's accurate. 952 00:46:20,748 --> 00:46:23,079 Yeah, accurate like Oswald was accurate. 953 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:25,551 I want us all to sign it for release to media tonight. 954 00:46:25,919 --> 00:46:27,820 Ooh! Um... 955 00:46:28,923 --> 00:46:31,457 I mean, it's kind of... 956 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,891 It's kind of a greeting card from hell. 957 00:46:34,895 --> 00:46:35,926 What? 958 00:46:35,930 --> 00:46:38,394 It's a Times New Roman firing squad. 959 00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:41,965 Yeah, it's... pretty horrible, you know. 960 00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:45,634 Well... it's all, basically verified, so... 961 00:46:45,638 --> 00:46:50,539 Well, yeah, drug addict, serial liar, absentee father. 962 00:46:50,543 --> 00:46:53,343 History of his own problematic relationships with women. 963 00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:54,444 Which of those isn't true? 964 00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:56,045 No, it's accurate, you know, 965 00:46:56,049 --> 00:46:59,680 but this would be out there. Like, forever. 966 00:46:59,685 --> 00:47:02,449 You know, PGN pulls up that photo of me with a ponytail 967 00:47:02,454 --> 00:47:04,419 any time they wanna make me look untrustworthy. 968 00:47:04,424 --> 00:47:06,889 Okay, look, Kendall is on a mission. 969 00:47:06,893 --> 00:47:09,258 And he's not going to stop unless we take his legs out. 970 00:47:09,262 --> 00:47:12,093 And did Dad want for all of us to do this? 971 00:47:12,098 --> 00:47:14,432 It's more powerful if it comes from all three of us. 972 00:47:17,170 --> 00:47:19,035 - Oh, you're full of shit. Um... - What? 973 00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:21,770 - I'm... I'm not signing this. - Roman! Why not? 974 00:47:21,774 --> 00:47:25,407 Because I don't want to. It makes me feel unwell. 975 00:47:25,412 --> 00:47:28,142 He taught me how to aim my pee-pee in the toilet. 976 00:47:28,147 --> 00:47:29,911 The fuck? That's not a reason, Roman. 977 00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:32,580 Take me to reason court and fucking sue me. 978 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:35,216 Roman, we all have to do things we don't want to sometimes. 979 00:47:35,221 --> 00:47:39,055 I... I just don't... This is not in my best interests, so, no. 980 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:42,623 Connor? 981 00:47:42,628 --> 00:47:44,493 Well, I don't want to be a bitch, 982 00:47:44,497 --> 00:47:46,995 but my signature is valuable real estate 983 00:47:46,999 --> 00:47:48,863 and I'm not giving it away for free. 984 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,166 Okay. What do you want? 985 00:47:51,170 --> 00:47:53,668 I would like some consideration. 986 00:47:53,672 --> 00:47:56,571 I would like some suck-suck on my Dicky-dick. 987 00:47:56,575 --> 00:47:58,805 - Oh, my God. - Same. 988 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:01,008 I'm feeling brutally un-suck-sucked right now. 989 00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:02,676 You're babies! 990 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,211 Take my name off, please. 991 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,147 - Ooh. - Fine, I'll do it myself. 992 00:48:06,151 --> 00:48:08,315 Thanks for all the fucking help as always. 993 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:12,319 Um... It's so good to see so many of you 994 00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:15,523 here to... tonight, uh, our amazing advertisers, 995 00:48:15,527 --> 00:48:17,024 and, you know, we'd be nothing without you, 996 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:20,161 and I just wanna say to you all, whatever is happening 997 00:48:20,165 --> 00:48:22,430 up in the clouds, where the gods 998 00:48:22,434 --> 00:48:23,797 play a little rough and tumble, 999 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:28,302 down here, it is very much, uh, business as usual, so... 1000 00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:31,239 Here's to you. Here's to weathering the storm. 1001 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:35,576 Yeah, like, that's... that's closer to the idea... 1002 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,611 Here they are! 1003 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:39,947 - Oh. - The geniuses at work! 1004 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:41,648 Clickety-clack, clickety-clack. 1005 00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:42,916 - Okay. Hello. - Dylan. 1006 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,118 - Yeah? - Yeah, hey, I... I knew Pat at the Lampoon. 1007 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:46,485 - Oh, okay. - He says you're, like, 1008 00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:48,253 - a super funny dude. - Oh, well... 1009 00:48:48,257 --> 00:48:51,021 Yeah. No, you are. I mean, hey, I... I just wanted to drop by 1010 00:48:51,026 --> 00:48:53,658 and let you guys know you do awesome work, 1011 00:48:53,663 --> 00:48:55,728 very smart, very satirical. 1012 00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:57,463 - Cool. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 1013 00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,999 Hey, I just... I just... Listen, I want you guys 1014 00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:01,100 - to hit me. - Yes. 1015 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,435 Just Rickles the fuck out of Oedipussy here. 1016 00:49:03,439 --> 00:49:06,271 - I can take it. - Well, it's just the show, so. 1017 00:49:06,275 --> 00:49:08,273 Yeah, yeah. It's the show. 1018 00:49:08,277 --> 00:49:09,342 - Hey. - Hey. 1019 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:11,176 - Ken, could I grab you for a second? - These are the writers. 1020 00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:12,678 - Hi! - Dylan, my man. 1021 00:49:12,682 --> 00:49:13,813 - Oh. - Hurt me! 1022 00:49:13,817 --> 00:49:15,750 - Fucking hurt me. - Ken! Ken! Please. 1023 00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:17,950 Jesus Christ. 1024 00:49:17,954 --> 00:49:19,318 - I'm not sure how... - What's up? 1025 00:49:19,322 --> 00:49:21,720 ... wide this has gone, I'm just seeing it now, but... 1026 00:49:21,724 --> 00:49:23,290 - Okay. - ... you should... 1027 00:49:27,863 --> 00:49:29,728 Whoa! Uh... Okay. 1028 00:49:29,732 --> 00:49:31,163 - Yeah. - So... 1029 00:49:33,936 --> 00:49:37,669 So, wha... wha... what do I... what do we do with this? 1030 00:49:37,673 --> 00:49:40,072 Because this is actually really sort of nothing. 1031 00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:41,510 - Well... - I think. 1032 00:49:42,678 --> 00:49:44,510 - Yeah? - Uh... 1033 00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:45,877 No, I wouldn't say it's nothing. 1034 00:49:45,881 --> 00:49:48,347 Wow, that's below the belt. 1035 00:49:48,351 --> 00:49:51,383 Is the world seeing this, or... or just... basically us? 1036 00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:53,220 - Yeah, the whole world. - Uh-huh? 1037 00:49:53,688 --> 00:49:54,784 Mm-hmm. 1038 00:49:54,789 --> 00:49:56,521 Can we ask them not to use it tonight? 1039 00:49:56,525 --> 00:49:57,988 - Will they mention it? - I think they'll... 1040 00:49:57,992 --> 00:50:01,025 - they'll probably mention it. - But they... But it's private. 1041 00:50:01,029 --> 00:50:04,264 - I feel like... - Yeah, but it's not private. 1042 00:50:05,733 --> 00:50:07,665 - No. Okay. - No. 1043 00:50:07,669 --> 00:50:10,900 I mean, can I still go on? I feel like I still go on, 1044 00:50:10,905 --> 00:50:12,436 right? 1045 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,238 Yeah, no, I think it's... 1046 00:50:14,242 --> 00:50:15,574 - I think it's fine. - Yeah. 1047 00:50:15,578 --> 00:50:18,309 It's just the kind of thing where we just maybe steer away from it. 1048 00:50:18,313 --> 00:50:20,511 - Uh-huh? Uh... - You know, we... 1049 00:50:20,515 --> 00:50:23,581 Here. Um... Right, so... 1050 00:50:23,585 --> 00:50:25,316 - My concern is that it might... - Yeah. 1051 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,718 It might be weird if we don't mention it. 1052 00:50:27,723 --> 00:50:30,186 Sure. Uh-huh. Absolutely. 1053 00:50:30,191 --> 00:50:33,957 Okay, good. Look, it is big of you to come here. 1054 00:50:33,961 --> 00:50:35,659 - We wanna be fair. - Totally. 1055 00:50:35,663 --> 00:50:36,760 And I'm game. 1056 00:50:36,764 --> 00:50:39,096 - Okay, that's great. - Yeah, there's just, uh, 1057 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:41,865 you know, a possibility, with all the legal of it 1058 00:50:41,869 --> 00:50:44,568 that I might have to bow out, but... but we're good. 1059 00:50:44,572 --> 00:50:46,305 - We're good. - Right. 1060 00:50:46,908 --> 00:50:48,605 Um... 1061 00:50:48,609 --> 00:50:50,473 We tape in 15 minutes. 1062 00:50:50,477 --> 00:50:52,407 Sure, no, and I'd help with that, obviously. 1063 00:50:52,412 --> 00:50:54,510 Right, how... how would you help with that? 1064 00:50:54,515 --> 00:50:56,013 Uh... I know people. 1065 00:50:56,017 --> 00:50:58,613 You... You're gonna what, call Jay-Z? 1066 00:50:58,618 --> 00:51:00,617 - And... And get him to do the show in 15 minutes? - Yeah. 1067 00:51:00,621 --> 00:51:02,719 - A name. I can do that. - No, no... 1068 00:51:02,723 --> 00:51:04,287 I think you're overthinking this. 1069 00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:06,289 It's a comedy show. We're gonna... 1070 00:51:06,293 --> 00:51:08,024 We're gonna have fun and... 1071 00:51:08,028 --> 00:51:11,194 Sophie is tough, but she's fair. And... And... 1072 00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:14,631 - You're... You're a guest. - No, I know. You're right. 1073 00:51:14,635 --> 00:51:16,833 Yeah. So, we're... we're good? 1074 00:51:16,837 --> 00:51:18,301 Okay, yeah, no, for sure. 1075 00:51:18,305 --> 00:51:19,802 - Okay. - Okay. 1076 00:51:19,807 --> 00:51:20,873 Great. 1077 00:52:59,871 --> 00:53:00,937 Hey! 1078 00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:05,239 Hey. 1079 00:53:05,243 --> 00:53:08,042 - What are you in for? - Uh... Me? Just... 1080 00:53:08,046 --> 00:53:11,212 running some numbers with Gerri on, you know, 1081 00:53:11,216 --> 00:53:14,248 the fucking... getting the distribution deals 1082 00:53:14,252 --> 00:53:15,983 for these... Fuck it, it's murder. 1083 00:53:15,987 --> 00:53:20,954 - Good kid. - Yeah. Uh-huh. Um... 1084 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:23,990 But sorry about the letter or whatever, I... 1085 00:53:23,994 --> 00:53:27,894 - Keeping your nose out, huh? - Well, I don't know, I guess. 1086 00:53:27,898 --> 00:53:29,596 Smart cookie, huh? 1087 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,598 Smart little fucking cookie, eh? 1088 00:53:31,602 --> 00:53:33,567 Well, you know. 1089 00:53:33,571 --> 00:53:36,269 I, uh, saw your little interview. 1090 00:53:36,273 --> 00:53:38,304 Oh, right, yeah, we don't have to... 1091 00:53:38,308 --> 00:53:40,974 "Ooh! I wuv my daddy". 1092 00:53:40,978 --> 00:53:44,110 Yeah. 1093 00:53:44,114 --> 00:53:45,779 I never figured you for a faggot. 1094 00:53:45,783 --> 00:53:47,046 Oh, wow. 1095 00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:49,249 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - I know. 1096 00:53:49,253 --> 00:53:52,653 So, what's this, uh... fishing thing? 1097 00:53:53,556 --> 00:53:55,321 I don't remember. 1098 00:53:55,325 --> 00:53:57,423 Oh, yeah, that was, uh, Connor, actually. 1099 00:53:57,427 --> 00:54:00,559 Connor took me on that. But, you know... 1100 00:54:00,563 --> 00:54:03,329 single, multi-use, happy childhood memory, 1101 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,732 so, yeah. 1102 00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:09,502 Oh, my God. Such sad news. Guess what? 1103 00:54:09,506 --> 00:54:10,669 We're down a guest. 1104 00:54:10,673 --> 00:54:13,739 Oedipussy has ghosted my ass. 1105 00:54:13,743 --> 00:54:18,011 Yeah, and I'm like, heartbroken, because I had so many names 1106 00:54:18,015 --> 00:54:21,014 I was going to call him. Wokestar Royco. 1107 00:54:21,018 --> 00:54:23,249 Benedickhead Arnold. 1108 00:54:23,253 --> 00:54:24,917 Paranoid Kendroid. 1109 00:54:24,921 --> 00:54:27,986 But honestly, nothing could be as brutal 1110 00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:30,923 as the open letter his own sister released. 1111 00:54:30,927 --> 00:54:33,426 "I am deeply concerned for the wellbeing 1112 00:54:33,430 --> 00:54:34,460 of my brother. 1113 00:54:34,464 --> 00:54:36,629 Our entire family has supported him 1114 00:54:36,633 --> 00:54:39,465 through his many attempts at rehabilitation 1115 00:54:39,469 --> 00:54:41,434 for his multiple addictions. 1116 00:54:41,438 --> 00:54:44,870 But the events of the last days have made it clear 1117 00:54:44,874 --> 00:54:48,140 that our hopes for his recovery were misplaced. 1118 00:54:48,144 --> 00:54:51,410 I've now been a direct witness to his misogynistic rants 1119 00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:54,246 and comparisons to world historical figures 1120 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:56,315 that were suggestive of grandiose 1121 00:54:56,319 --> 00:54:57,750 and disordered thinking. 1122 00:54:57,754 --> 00:54:59,717 And I would ask that people give my brother 1123 00:54:59,721 --> 00:55:04,356 privacy and consideration during this difficult time". 1124 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,025 And that's from his sister, 1125 00:55:07,029 --> 00:55:09,063 and she's the fucking nice one. 1126 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:19,871 - The FBI is downstairs. - What? 1127 00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:21,906 - Yeah. - Tell them to fuck off. 1128 00:55:21,910 --> 00:55:23,842 Yeah, these are the ones who don't fuck off. 1129 00:55:23,846 --> 00:55:25,077 This is a search warrant. 1130 00:55:25,081 --> 00:55:26,744 What do they do at the front desk? 1131 00:55:26,748 --> 00:55:28,380 What are we doing? They're at the gates. 1132 00:55:28,384 --> 00:55:31,649 Uh... Can we call southern district? Get Leo! Get, get, get, get, get! 1133 00:55:31,653 --> 00:55:33,250 Okay, okay, okay. 1134 00:55:33,254 --> 00:55:35,386 Can we stall 'em? Shall I call Michelle-Anne? 1135 00:55:35,390 --> 00:55:37,555 No, I think that the Deputy Attorney General 1136 00:55:37,559 --> 00:55:39,423 got spooked by you talking to Michelle-Anne. 1137 00:55:39,427 --> 00:55:41,325 Well, what the fuck did Michelle-Anne do? 1138 00:55:41,329 --> 00:55:42,660 She's got no fucking acumen! 1139 00:55:42,664 --> 00:55:44,760 Well, I guess the Government isn't a fucking Pez dispenser. 1140 00:55:44,764 --> 00:55:46,362 You don't push a button and something pops out 1141 00:55:46,366 --> 00:55:47,599 - the other end. - Yes, I am well aware. 1142 00:55:47,603 --> 00:55:49,133 Apparently, there's about 20 of them down there. 1143 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,135 Why don't we just ask them if they can come back tomorrow? 1144 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,404 Logan, they are coming up. And if you don't open the door, 1145 00:55:53,408 --> 00:55:54,706 they will kick it in. 1146 00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:56,472 And if you don't open the filing cabinet, 1147 00:55:56,477 --> 00:55:59,610 they will pull out a crowbar. This is a show of resolve. 1148 00:55:59,615 --> 00:56:02,044 And there are cameras outside, and they do not need 1149 00:56:02,049 --> 00:56:04,314 to see the FBI meeting any resistance. 1150 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:05,485 What do we say? 1151 00:56:17,398 --> 00:56:19,029 - Cooperate. - Oh. 1152 00:56:19,033 --> 00:56:20,731 Open up. Let them in. 1153 00:56:20,735 --> 00:56:22,365 Okay, I will call down and I'll ask to talk 1154 00:56:22,369 --> 00:56:24,334 to the lead agent, and we'll work something out. 1155 00:56:24,338 --> 00:56:25,435 Okay. 1156 00:56:25,439 --> 00:56:27,871 - We're cooperating. - We're cooperating. 1157 00:56:27,875 --> 00:56:30,876 Get the special committee. Shift the legals. 1158 00:56:32,479 --> 00:56:33,712 We're cooperating. 1159 00:56:34,982 --> 00:56:37,948 People watch our channel for so long, 1160 00:56:37,952 --> 00:56:39,815 we had to animate our logo, 1161 00:56:39,819 --> 00:56:42,685 because it was burning into people's screens. 1162 00:56:42,689 --> 00:56:44,420 I mean, that is how loyal 1163 00:56:44,424 --> 00:56:45,821 the viewers are. 1164 00:56:45,825 --> 00:56:48,223 And, you know, we will survive this whole episode, 1165 00:56:48,227 --> 00:56:50,526 because... because of our strength, 1166 00:56:50,530 --> 00:56:52,895 because of our depth of talent, 1167 00:56:52,899 --> 00:56:58,267 and because of our values, our true values. Yes? 1168 00:56:58,271 --> 00:57:00,937 The FBI is raiding... 1169 00:57:07,847 --> 00:57:09,979 Um... Guys, just a little heads-up. 1170 00:57:09,983 --> 00:57:11,380 And this is not something 1171 00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:13,647 I want us to get out of proportion or spoil the evening, 1172 00:57:13,652 --> 00:57:17,084 but it would seem that some agents of Federal Law Enforcement 1173 00:57:17,089 --> 00:57:19,721 are raiding the premises right now. 1174 00:57:19,725 --> 00:57:22,659 So, if you see them, uh, that's what that is. 1175 00:57:26,932 --> 00:57:30,200 It's fine. It's fine. Just fucking leave it. 1176 00:57:33,072 --> 00:57:36,337 As you can see, the FBI is currently raiding 1177 00:57:36,341 --> 00:57:38,974 the Waystar headquarters in lower Manhattan 1178 00:57:38,978 --> 00:57:40,174 in a further twist 1179 00:57:40,178 --> 00:57:43,078 in the ongoing Waystar Royco Cruise scandal. 1180 00:59:06,365 --> 00:59:09,365 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 89550