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REPORTER 1 [ON RADIO]: Now Sylvester the Skyman brings you traffic...

...from our WST news chopper.

REPORTER 2 [ON RADIO]: Thanks, Pat. Well, we've got a massive jam...

...heading into and out of Star City International.

Blame it on all the added security put in place for the royal arrival.

REPORTER 1: It's not every day the princess of Vlatava pays our city a visit.

-Cut her some-- OLIVER: Cut me some.

MAN [OVER PA]: Arriving international travel passengers should expect delay.

WOMAN [ON MACHINE]: This is Dinah. I can't get to the phone right now.

Uh, hey, it's me. I know it seems like I'm late again.

But I'll meet you in baggage claim. Bye.

Smooth, Queen. Real smooth. I mean, would it have killed you to say:

"I love you. I can't live without you. Please don't take a cab home"?

[HORN HONKS]

Oh, come on. The arrow's green. Move!

Whew. At least she's not waiting for a cab.

Wait a minute. I know that guy.

Is that...?

Merlyn.

Oh, this can't be good.

Princess Perdita has disembarked.

Her personal security detail is bringing her out now.

Please stay behind the ropes.

GUARD 1: This will just take a second. -We're sorry for the delay.

All clear.

MAN 1: I think that's the princess. GIRL: I can see her.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

MAN 2: Hello! Princess!

MAN 3: Princess! Hello!

[GRUNTS]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

MAN 4: Oh, my God. MAN 5: Run!

[SILENCED GUNSHOT]

GUARD 2: Move! Move! Take her back up!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

[PERDITA SCREAMS]

[HENCHMAN 1 COUGHING]

GREEN ARROW: Sorry I'm late.

[GRUNTING]

But you try changing clothes in a hybrid.

[GRUNTING]

Green Arrow. Justice League of America.

I'm here to help.

[HENCHMEN COUGHING]

[GUNFIRE]

Oh, crap.

[GUNFIRE]

[BEEPING]

[BOTH YELL]

Okay, princess. Arms around my neck and don't let go.

[GROANS]

Merlyn, the bird has flown.

HENCHMAN 2 [OVER RADIO]: You have your green light.

[BOTH PANTING]

GREEN ARROW: Come on!

[PLANE DRONING]

GREEN ARROW: Whoa!

That dragon almost got us.

You do realize I'm 10 and do not require fairy-tale metaphors?

Sorry. It's my first time rescuing royalty.

It is quite a forgivable sin...

...Robin Hood.

Thanks. I, uh--

[GRUNTING]

[GREEN ARROW YELLS]

[GREEN ARROW GROANING]

Your leg.

Yeah. Minor setback. Unh.

[YELLS]

You're being very brave, princess. I'm proud of you.

Can you make a bandage, tie it around my leg?

Yes, of course.

Any idea why these guys are trying to kill you, princess?

Because I'm not a princess.

My father died last night.

I'm the queen now.

You're even braver than I thought.

Staying put's no longer an option, Your Majesty. Get ready to run.

You can run?

GREEN ARROW: You've got an uncle, right? A count?

My only living relative. Count Werner Vertigo.

-So if something happens to you-- -He becomes king of Vlatava.

Now it all makes sense.

He's taken her back inside. Inform the client.

[HENCHMAN 3 GROWLS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

HENCHMAN 3: Kill you! Kill you! Kill you!

Me? Weren't you after the kid?

-Excuse me? -Kidding, Your Kidness. Kidding.

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLS]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING IN SLOW MOTION]

[PANTING]

[YELLS]

[CHUCKLES THEN GRUNTS]

PERDITA: I got you! I got you!

GREEN ARROW: No! Princess, let me go. Let me--

[PERDITA SCREAMING AND GREEN ARROW YELLING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

So, Arrow, once again you've stumbled onto my stage...

...and horned in on my act.

That's me. Always hogging the limelight.

I seem to recall you lost our last duel.

All eight of our last duels.

-You lost? -Yeah, but I've been practicing. A lot.

One arrow each?

I accept your challenge. On three.

-One. -Two.

MERLYN & GREEN ARROW: Three.

[COUGHING]

What?

[GROANING]

MAN: If you want something done right....

PERDITA: Unh. -Vertigo.

Count Vertigo to you, peasant.

[BOTH GROAN]

Soon to be King Vertigo...

...once I've dispatched you and the little bi--

WOMAN: Watch your mouth.

[VERTIGO YELLS]

[SCREAMING]

[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]

[VERTIGO GROANS]

[GREEN ARROW GROANING]

Ahh. What would you do without me?

Well, now that you mention it, and since I'm on my knees anyway....

I can't live without you, babe. Literally.

Say yes. After all, every queen needs a consort.

She's right.

Every queen does.

Ha, ha. Yes. The answer is yes.

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