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(Sweet Home)

(One More Time)

Damn it!

- Jae-min. - What?

You're not doing anything strange, are you?

Can't you see I'm studying?

- Don't draw comics again. - Okay.

You were always so smart! If you start applying yourself now...

Porn is like an eraser in my head.

It cleanly erases all my worries.

Hey, Jae-min. Let's go to the snack shop.

No. I'm tired.

You always say that!

Hey! Come on!

Yamagishi Erica?

Are you talking about that AV idol? God, you saw porn again.

Right? You did, didn't you?

This is my daily life.

I'm a porn addict.

I doze off at school and watch porn at home.

Then I sleep at school again.

- Give me your bag. - Are you sure?

Okay, thanks.

You must sing with your chest...

while feeling each lyric with your heart.

It's just the two of us right now.

Wh-what?

We're the only ones left in class.

We have art next. Come on.

So, who will be our model today?

No one wants to volunteer?

That means I should pick the school's most popular girl with both brains and beauty...

Me?

Ye-kyung, the class president.

Oh, come on!

She's just a girl in my class, but from some point on,

I started to see her in a different light.

She added colors to my black-and-white life.

(Adult Trainee)

We should've skipped lunch and had tteokbokki right away.

I know. Eating lunch just makes you feel bloated.

- We have to go now. - Let's go after school.

- Is that Ye-kyung? - Holy crap!

That looks like Ye-kyung to me.

Do you have a crush on her?

Shut up.

- What's our next class? - I'm against the idea of you two together.

Someone who masturbates like you is on an entirely different level than her.

Bullshit.

All right. To celebrate the beginning of the second semester,

we're going to change our seats!

Set it up.

We're finally going our separate ways.

I like sitting here though.

Who do you want to sit with?

It doesn't matter as long as it's not Mi-kyung.

- What? - What?

What the hell? Gosh.

Ta-da!

This is a perfectly random system.

So you all must accept the results.

- All right. - Got it?

Start!

Ye-kyung. Ye-kyung. Ye-kyung. Please let me sit next to Ye-kyung.

Please let me sit next to her. Ye-kyung. Ye-kyung. Ye-kyung.

- (Park Ye-kyung, Seo Jae-min) - Holy crap!

I'm sitting next to Mi-kyung! Darn it!

- You better watch it. - Right back at you.

- Hey, Jae-min. - Yeah?

Aren't you gonna say hi? We're partners now.

Oh. Yeah, hi.

I hope we get along.

Yeah, me too.

She said "we"!

This smells really nice.

Please! Please calm down!

She's innocent!

(Park Ye-kyung)

(Follow)

Hey! Look at this!

- Did you guys see this? - What's that?

This was posted on our school's Facebook group last night.

What about it?

Great!

Wait a second!

Shit, someone is masturbating in the art room!

- Oh my god! - Are you serious?

Is he crazy? That's disgusting! Are all boys Ike that?

- Pervert! Why would he do that at school? - Gimme that!

Ye-kyung, take a look at this.

Hey, she's studying. Talk to me instead.

Piss off. How could he do this at school?

It's like he has an illness. Can he even live a normal life?

Of course not.

I mean, people can masturbate, but do they do that non-stop?

You need to be able to control yourself.

They say people who get addicted to something have no self-respect.

It's not like he's a wild animal or something.

A wild animal?

Seriously?

They say people who get addicted to something have no self-respect.

It's not like he's a wild animal or something.

(How to quit porn)

(I want to quit, but I can't.)

(Chastity before marriage is the only way to protect your body.)

(How do I quit masturbating?)

(Just cut your dick off, hahaha!)

(It looks like your single. There are many things

you can do alone. I suggest you work out.)

Those who are addicted to masturbating,

do not destroy your life anymore.

Come to our "quit masturbating" club and live a new life.

A "quit masturbating" club?

(Things you can see if you hold back.)

(Things you can see if you hold back. Join the club.)

(How many times do you masturbate a week?)

Every day.

I started in the first year of middle school, so it's been five years.

(Why did you decide to sign up?)

Because I don't want to live like a wild animal.

(Choose your nickname.)

Nickname?

Picaseo.

If you'd like to see more information, click the link below.

Hello, friends. It's me, your masturbating bro.

How have you been? Did you masturbate today, too?

That's enough, you punk.

For our rookies out there, I'm going to explain

the language of quitting masturbating.

First off, we're talking about quitting

unproductive masturbating that is a waste of time.

If you masturbate every day, you'll lose your self-respect

and not be able to do the things you need to do.

In order to do that, you need some positive materials.

I mean that you need to stay away from things like porn.

After that, you'll reset.

It's when you return to the beginning because you can't hold back this period.

And there are terrorists who send porn to you to induce this reset.

We call them "masturbate-ban."

Those bastards...

(Time to calm down.)

It's very difficult to quit masturbating.

However, there are many people who have achieved such a hard feat.

You'll cheer up if you read our success stories.

Go check it out.

Right now.

It's already been a week since I quit masturbating.

I feel like I've grown a bit.

It's been a month. My vision got better, and

after ten years, I finally took my glasses off.

It's been 50 days. I got into UC Berkeley.

It's been 80 days. I can use magic to shorten space.

Use magic to shorten space?

It's been 100 days since I quit masturbating.

I have more self-respect, and my skin feels like a new born baby's.

I've been single for 35 years, and I got an angel-like girlfriend!

If you hold back for 100 days, even if you're

a loser like me, you'll get a girlfriend!

Just 100 days.

(Are you sure you want to permanently delete these 45 items? Yes/No)

Just 100 days.

Just like how a bear became human after 100 days,

I'll become someone who's a good match for Ye-kyung.

(Day 1 of No Masturbating)

The effects of quitting masturbating was bigger than I thought it'd be.

Why are you so fast? You're like Magic Johnson.

Yeah.

If you want to become a real man, you should try quitting masturbating, too.

Shut up!

Look, it's biologically impossible for men to quit porn.

Stop wasting your dopamine on useless things and save it.

It's only been one day!

I'm gonna see how long you can last!

(Day 2 of No Masturbating)

What are the positive effects of quitting masturbating?

You can concentrate better.

How come he's so fast?

It hasn't even been a minute!

(Day 3 of No Masturbating)

- What is it? - There's something outside.

It looks like our teachers are dating.

Seriously? You can see that?

If you stop masturbating, you'll have better eyesight.

Your vision will be like a hawk's.

It's truly amazing.

(Day 5 of No Masturbating)

My body became lighter, so I'm as fast as lightning now.

Thank you so much!

I would've cried if my screen had broken.

(This is a private account.)

(Follow)

(You've requested to follow.)

(Day 7 of No Masturbating)

Wow.

Jae-min, your drawing is...

- It's bad? - No, it's awesome.

You mean it? It's not weird?

Yeah. You should become a webtoon artist.

There are so many great artists nowadays.

Your drawings kind of look like Ha Il-geon's drawings.

You know Ha Il-geon?

Of course! Do you think all I do is study?

I read webtoons, too, you know.

But my mom is against it.

She wants me to go college so I can get a decent job.

Your drawings are really unique though.

If you draw webtoons, then I'll pay to read them.

Artist Seo Jae-min.

- What? - Can you draw me?

- Hey, what's this? - What? It looks just like you.

Why do I look like this?

Doesn't it look like you?

It doesn't look like me at all!

The most fascinating thing about quitting masturbating

is that I feel like I've gotten closer to Ye-kyung.

- Draw it again. - This is the best I can do.

You're saying this looks like me?

You're so mean.

(The Skill of Not Paying Attention)

(Good Thoughts)

(Ye-kyung has accepted your follow request.)

It's been a week since I stopped masturbating.

The girl I like accepted my follow request on Instagram.

At this rate, I think I can easily hold back for 100 days.

(Someone left a comment on your post.)

It's too early to celebrate now!

What the hell?

This is nothing.

Once it marks the 10th day, prepare for the worst.

We call that "withdrawal symptoms."

"Withdrawal symptoms"?

Your physical sensitivity will worsen ten times.

Good luck!

Winter is coming!

Back then, I had no idea...

how terrible the symptoms would be.

You want some, don't you? Try it.

What the heck?

Touch me.

Don't you want to get longer?

N-no.

- Shake me. - Touch me.

- You want to get longer. - No, I don't!

(Day 10 of No Masturbating The Start of Withdrawal Symptoms)

Just wait until day 10. Anything will look obscene.

Jae-min, get a hold of yourself!

Don't get hard!

Last session, we talked about how we'll know the

other length as long as these two don't touch.

But why do you think I'm going over this again?

This will definitely be on the test.

And let's not forget the law of cosine.

One more thing.

Wake up. That's going to be on the exam.

Okay.

You can solve that with the law of cosine.

A is B.

Cosine C + C.

Cosine B.

Jae-min! Seo Jae-min!

Why hold back?

Shut up.

Take me.

- I've come this far. - Come on.

I want to be a dignified man to Ye-kyung!

(Day 11 of No Masturbating)

God, please help me.

God, why do you torment me?

It's so difficult to endure this period. I think I'm going to reset.

So you've truly entered the path of quitting masturbating.

Do you want to overcome it? Then keep this in mind.

If you want to get closer to her, you must keep your distance from her.

Keep my distance from her?

(Day 12 of No Masturbating)

Stay far apart from your crush.

Don't touch her. Don't even let your skin brush against hers.

Stay at least a meter away from her.

Why are you sitting so far away?

I played basketball, so I probably smell sweaty.

It's fine.

Better?

It smells nice, right?

Try harder next time.

Jae-min, what's this? Please do better!

Gosh.

And of course, the vice class president got good grades.

(Total score: 97 points)

Good job.

Next.

Good, it looks like you studied.

(Total score: 69 points)

Out of all the numbers, why this one?

It's just like I warned you about this test.

Jae-min, are you free after school today?

Um... why?

There's somewhere I want to go with you.

I didn't drag you here, did I?

No. I like karaoke.

Nice! Come on!

Don't ever be alone with a girl in an enclosed space.

- I'll sing first. - Sure.

("Just Like a Dream")

If you don't want to reset, then stay a meter away from her.

"Is this ecstasy only felt by me?"

"The eyes on me feel heavy."

"My footsteps linger."

"I still miss you."

"I need your mind."

"Rollin'"? Dance songs are dangerous.

"I can't forget that day, baby."

"Your bright smile as you were looking at me."

Don't touch her. Don't even let your skin brush against hers.

Stay at least a meter away from her.

"I wanna you."

"Your eyes keep making me linger near you."

"Just only you."

Why the heck do we have to come here during this time?

This dance is honestly foul play!

Jae-min, let's walk a while longer.

- Okay? - Okay.

The more I try to stay away from her, the closer I'm getting to her.

But the closer I am to her, the riskier it gets.

Like Icarus who got too close to the sun.

- Did the photos come out nicely? - Yeah.

- Y-You look pretty. - What did you say?

N-Nothing.

Wow.

Send these to me. I'll upload them on Instagram.

- You better like them. - Of course.

We're both following each other.

Why? You don't think someone like me would vape?

No.

It's not that.

Hey, don't pick this up.

This is my last day, too.

Okay, I won't smoke.

Up until middle school, I would go out every day.

Really?

There wasn't anything I liked or wanted to do.

Honestly, I still have no idea what to do.

There's nothing I really want to be.

Then why do you study so hard?

Well, I do that in order to make time on my side.

- What? - I won't figure out what I want until later.

And I could change my mind next year.

But I need to do my best to win this fight against time

in order to gain more time and opportunities later on.

That's cool.

It's not. I'm dying trying to hold myself back from having fun.

I won't lose this fight with myself either.

Not until I become someone who is good enough for you.

Hey, Jae-min.

Can you draw me?

Um...

I guess.

Hey, you better do a proper job this time.

Alright.

What's wrong?

Jae-min, what do you think about the color of my lips?

Do you want to know what they taste like?

Let's stop being friends.

Don't tell me...

I reset.

(Adult Trainee)

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