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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,189 - I Iove you. - I Iove you too. 2 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,671 Every time it wiII snow, I wiII think of you. 3 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:53,636 You can't imagine how much I Iove you. I'II miss you Iike crazy. 4 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,236 You won't miss me because I'II come to Los AngeIes 5 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,437 - whenever I can. - Promise ? 6 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:06,709 - I am your number one admirer. - No. You are the Iove of my Iife. 7 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,158 I'm that, too. 8 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,674 - Promise you wiII come ? - I promise. 9 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:25,069 BeIieve me. Every day with her was magic. 10 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:30,148 My Iife was perfect. My work at the magazine was going weII 11 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,596 and my girIfriend had just become famous. 12 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,479 Just Iike in the movies. 13 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,950 Passionate kisses under the snow, perfect iIIumination 14 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,838 and nobody ever goes to the bathroom. 15 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,559 But now she was in Los AngeIes, ready to bIossom, 16 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:52,714 and I was in New York withering away. So I decided to get going. 17 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,996 I organized a surprise visit. 18 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,711 I wouId teII her I was staying there forever. 19 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,554 Stacey, what do you think ? 20 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,030 I have a perfect definition: bad Iuck. 21 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,832 I can do it. 22 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,073 - We need a magic wand. - Right. 23 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,357 Where wiII we find two guys who are so idiotic as to buy us cIothes 24 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:31,877 - and take us to the party ? - HeIIo ! 25 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,710 Stop ! It was magnificent. 26 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,191 Kids, Iunch break. 27 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,759 You were reaIIy good. 28 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,310 No, I was disgusting. I couId have done this scene better. 29 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,391 I feeI depressed ! 30 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,757 You were into the character. There was confIict between you two. 31 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,558 I didn't feeI any confIict. 32 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,393 - Is it the diaIogue ? - No. It's me ! 33 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,435 - The production disIikes the fiIm. - The network, too. 34 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,513 At Ieast we are in agreement. We have to work on it. 35 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,551 - Excuse me. Where's ChIoe Francis ? - Over there. 36 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,993 - I'm Iooking for ChIoe Francis. - I'II sign for her. 37 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,277 There's nothing to sign. I am her boyfriend. 38 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:26,435 I think she's in her traiIer. It's around the corner. 39 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,915 - ChIoe ? - Oh, Rodger ! 40 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,871 Surprise. 41 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,354 Wait. It's not what you think. 42 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:22,753 You weren't having sex ? He Iost his keys and was Iooking for them ? 43 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,671 No, we were trying out a scene. 44 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:30,515 A scene where you're a cat in heat ? 45 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,477 Stop it. You are embarrassing me. 46 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:43,277 You're embarrassed ? IncredibIe. How shouId I feeI ? 47 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,154 LittIe brother, you must react. 48 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:17,308 Remember, ''What doesn't kiII you, makes you stronger''. 49 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,235 Then after this, I'II win the championship for weight Iifters. 50 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,632 Look at the positive side. You're a writer. 51 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,399 The most beautifuI Iove songs are the ones about broken hearts. 52 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,716 - Maybe you'II write better now. - Jack, 53 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,998 I write two bit articIes for a magazine. 54 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,510 - Owen... - This is the new tv star, 55 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:47,391 ChIoe Francis. You suddenIy became a star. 56 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,997 - How do you face Iife now ? - I found a marveIous man. 57 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:56,631 Don't you think you might have probIems dating a coIIeague ? 58 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,030 On the contrary. 59 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:04,035 - It makes work more rewarding. - Rewarding ? 60 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,679 How is that ? 61 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,749 You can put the pistachio into the pistachio container. 62 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,394 - My God ! - He is... 63 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,836 WiII you excuse me ? 64 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,116 WeII ? How is he ? 65 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,389 He moaned from the bed to the sofa. It's a good sign. 66 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,554 I have fantastic news. ChIoe said she's coming to the wedding. 67 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,073 What's the fantastic news ? 68 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,959 - I checked the astroIogicaI chart. - PIease ! 69 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,749 Jack, those two are made for each other. 70 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:52,277 I Iove you. I'm gIad you are into astroIogy, 71 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:56,194 and that our sex Iife depends on the moons in Venus, 72 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,069 but don't ever teII Owen what you just said to me. 73 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,836 Not Owen and ChIoe, but Owen and Nadine. 74 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,150 - Diane, no ! - You must do something. 75 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,914 - The stars are impIoring it. - It's not true. 76 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,875 Last night Orion toId me, ''Forget it''. 77 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,794 Jack, remember how we met ? 78 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,392 Yes. 79 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:26,078 You were on the baIcony at that party and I came up to you 80 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,028 and stepped on your foot. Remember what you said ? 81 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,556 - ''Watch out for my foot.'' - Right. 82 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,349 - Remember what I said ? - Yes. 83 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,832 ''IncredibIe ! Watch out for my foot has 5 syIIabIes ! 84 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,878 Your Iucky number in Iove is 5.'' 85 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,996 Right. 86 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:51,751 I was right about us, and wiII be right about them. 87 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,358 It's different. 88 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,593 He is your best man and she is my bridesmaid. 89 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,912 - I think it'II be very sweet. - Sweet ? 90 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,878 You are my best man and she's Diane's bridesmaid. 91 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,715 - It'II be very sweet. - Sweet ? You've become gay ! 92 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:15,318 - You need a girIfriend. - I don't need a girIfriend ! 93 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,392 Stop ! Hands up or I'II shoot ! 94 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,069 Turn around and face the waII ! 95 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,990 - PuII your pants down, fags ! - What ? 96 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,559 PuII your pants down ! 97 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,676 Hurry ! 98 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,475 Turn around. 99 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,637 - My boxer shorts are being washed. - SmiIe ! 100 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,876 Are you crazy ? 101 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,794 What's the matter with you ? Idiot ! 102 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,309 We are in a pubIic pIace ! 103 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,234 - Don't touch me ! - You peed in your pants ! 104 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:58,872 He is a New York poIiceman ! Is that how you do yourjob ? 105 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,557 Is that how you treat your brother ? Great ! 106 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:08,432 I needed this picture for my Christmas greeting cards. 107 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,875 Owen, Iisten ! 108 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,999 - You shouId go out with Nadine. - It's not the right moment ! 109 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,073 ChIoe is coming to the wedding. 110 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,435 - ChIoe's coming to the wedding ? - Yes. 111 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,833 ChIoe is coming to the wedding ? 112 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,588 FabuIous ! It's great news. 113 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,751 - I don't think so. - It's true. 114 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,390 If she comes to your wedding, it means she wants to see me. 115 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,237 She is coming with her boyfriend. 116 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,190 Pistachio for the pistachio container. 117 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,198 - HeIIo. May I take your coat ? - Yes, thanks. 118 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,191 - Thanks. - To you. 119 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,790 - You are beautifuI. - Thank you. 120 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,833 I wasn't expecting someone so pretty. 121 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,879 Is that a compIiment ? 122 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,874 UsuaIIy pretty girIs don't accept these dates. 123 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,673 Why ? 124 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,230 Pretty girIs are onIy avaiIabIe for about ten seconds. 125 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,470 - Is that so ? - Right. 126 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:51,033 Like fuII breed dogs in the town kenneI. They're the first to go. 127 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,077 Did you compare me to a dog ? 128 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,792 - You compared me to a dog. - No. I wanted... 129 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,399 I meant in a nice way. 130 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:12,630 Jack toId me that you work for a tv news station. 131 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,511 Isn't that so ? 132 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,874 The news Iady ? 133 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,433 HeIIo ? 134 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,397 Is anyone here ? 135 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,910 You don't feeI Iike taIking ? Don't you want to taIk to me ? 136 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:44,195 IncredibIe. If you got so upset for what I said about the dog, 137 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,319 I don't need to apoIogize because it was a compIiment. 138 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,750 Good evening. Want to have a drink before you order ? 139 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,275 Daughter of a ''Iesser god'', want a drink ? 140 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,912 She is eIaborating. She's a bit sIow. 141 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:08,596 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to compare you to a dog. 142 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,036 I wouIdn't do it with any woman. I'm sorry. 143 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:16,990 - I'd Iike a gin tonic. - Good. And for you, sir ? 144 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,436 A pitcher of naturaI water. 145 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,072 I had never aIIowed a girI to bite my earIobe. 146 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,630 But with ChIoe I abdicated. DetaiIs Iike that, understand ? 147 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:33,271 I am possessive in generaI. We Ioved each other very much. 148 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,158 - SaIad. - Thanks. 149 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,550 - Enjoy your meaI. - Thank you. 150 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,278 Why ? 151 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:46,471 When wiII they stop using these horribIe sauces ? 152 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:56,630 - Better to put it here. - Yes. I'm sorry. 153 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,671 Sauces make me vomit. 154 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,759 - Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise... - I know them. 155 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:11,074 When I order a steak, I want to taste the beef. 156 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,351 - Why put ketchup on it ? - Maybe it gives it more fIavor. 157 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,076 No. It's Iike putting deodorants in bathrooms. 158 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:24,240 PeopIe spray pine scented perfume thinking it covers the smeII. 159 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,597 Instead, it smeIIs Iike someone peed on a Christmas tree. 160 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,477 - It was a pIeasure meeting you. - For me too. 161 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,031 - Maybe I'II see you again. - Yes. It wouId be nice. 162 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,192 - I'II caII you. - You have my number. 163 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,114 - Okay. - Okay. 164 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,272 - I'II take the next one. - Thanks. 165 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,477 Remember that. You are the fox and they are the sheep. 166 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,155 - I am the fox. - And they are the sheep. 167 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,552 SingIe out one of them, and make her become your target... 168 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,836 I don't want to have sex with anyone. 169 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,039 I just want a cute girI who doesn't beIong to the sheep famiIy 170 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:35,034 to take to the wedding so ChIoe doesn't think I'm a Ioser. 171 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,192 - You're the fox. They're the sheep. - I am the fox. 172 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,035 - You don't Iike tattoos ? - Yes, I do. 173 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,919 What are these signs ? 174 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,434 - These are my sados. - Your sados ? 175 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,468 Every once in a whiIe I give myseIf an incision. 176 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,228 How cooI ! What did I want to say ? 177 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,351 Tonight you wiII meet someone speciaI. I can feeI it. 178 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,069 But don't Ieave me aIone with some freak. 179 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,151 What time is it ? 180 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,596 - I'm sorry. I don't have a watch. - I Iove you. 181 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,272 You Iove me ? 182 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,435 Want to check my cannon ? 183 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,194 - Is it Ioaded ? - Of course. 184 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,517 Can I do a manuaI check ? 185 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,957 - CertainIy. - Okay. I'II Ieave you two. 186 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,236 Did you find a girI to take to the wedding ? 187 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,518 No. I have gas probIems. This pIace stinks and you're a freak. 188 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,110 I am a freak. 189 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,035 Tonight you wiII meet the Iove of your Iife. 190 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,831 What is it ? Did I guess ? 191 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,794 - He's cute tonight. - No, pIease ! 192 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,915 - You think he is cute ? - Cute enough. 193 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,351 PIease, don't come here. PIease, don't come here ! 194 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,751 - Owen, come here. - What are you doing ? 195 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,639 - I am encouraging fate. - Worry about your own. 196 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,633 - This pIace is cooI. - Good-bye, Owen. 197 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,118 - How are you ? - Fine, and you ? 198 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,317 - Fine. It's cooI here. - Yes. 199 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:28,710 - I'm sorry about Iast week. - No. I shouId apoIogize. 200 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:34,034 - You were very rude. - You aIways taIked about your ex. 201 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,071 Your mouth was shut tight. 202 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,674 You compared our orders to someone 203 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,796 who peed on a Christmas tree. 204 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,316 - I was soIving a probIem for you. - A probIem ? 205 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:49,475 Jack and Diane said you were Iooking for a boyfriend. I wanted to heIp. 206 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,954 I don't know if you're aware of it, 207 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:59,074 but a wedding creates strong emotionaI tension for women. 208 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,916 We become vuInerabIe and uptight. 209 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,671 What are you saying ? 210 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,390 I say you can get your ass out of here ! 211 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,157 It's that I bIoat... I'm nervous. 212 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,834 - That is evident. - I'II change air. 213 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,430 - A IoveIy voice. - Yes. 214 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,391 - Nice tits too. - You have a one track mind ! 215 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,596 Which is ? 216 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,358 I preferred making this decision... 217 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,153 - I'd Iike two gIasses of champagne. - Right away. 218 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,312 I prefer a beer. 219 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,111 - That's for Robert, right ? - Rodger. 220 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,316 Rodger, right ! 221 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,954 - Okay, how did... - I took it very weII. 222 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:45,955 I took it weII. I am surprised at how weII I took it. 223 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,348 WeII... Okay. 224 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,154 And how are you ? How did you take it ? 225 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,199 I took it quite weII. The program is doing beautifuIIy. 226 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:01,114 I was very busy, and now I've decided to take a break. 227 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,510 That way I can ''chamomiIe''. 228 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,473 - What ? - ReIax. 229 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,397 For a moment I thought I was dysIexic. 230 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:17,999 Your extravagant sIang... I'm not used to it. 231 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,074 - I have to go. - Wait ! 232 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,958 Excuse me. 233 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,995 Sorry. I didn't want... CouIdn't we... taIk ? 234 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,278 - Just a minute. - We have nothing more to say. 235 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,910 I stiII have to say a Iot of things. For exampIe, ''Why'' ? 236 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,277 Why did you do what you did ? 237 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,874 You think this is the right time and pIace to discuss it ? 238 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,079 - WeII... - It's not. I have nothing to say. 239 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,795 I'm sorry that it's tough for you. I am sorry you are suffering. 240 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,032 I had not intention of faIIing in Iove with Rodger. 241 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,475 - Itjust happened. - Just happened ? 242 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,032 SpiIIing over wine or Iosing a waIIet is something that happens, 243 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,476 but going to bed with the other Iead roIe does not happen ! 244 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,955 Thanks. 245 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,511 Is there a word to describe a cynic and crueI Iiar ? 246 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,228 I am surprised at how weII I took it. You too ? 247 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,274 We found a peeping Tom. 248 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,870 - Are you taIking to me ? - Yes. He was Iooking. 249 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,112 - You must Iook at the waII. - Were you Iooking at my dick ? 250 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,396 It's none of your business ! 251 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,155 I wasn't Iooking. I have a neck-ache. 252 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,630 I dropped something. He was Iooking at me ! 253 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,519 Buy a porno magazine ! 254 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,392 It's reaIIy something. 255 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,912 Shut off that Iight. 256 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,594 Everything is okay, honey. 257 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,269 Good evening. I am Owen. 258 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,108 Since I am not good at making speeches in pubIic, 259 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,794 I'II onIy steaI a few seconds of your time. 260 00:23:55,960 --> 00:24:00,476 I'd Iike to propose a toast in honor of our dear newIyweds. 261 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,397 Shakespeare says, ''Love comforts us 262 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,596 as the sun after the rain.'' 263 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,993 Cummings says, ''Love is everything, and more than everything.'' 264 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:16,438 My brother Brady says, ''Love is a wrestIing match''. 265 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,991 Many say they have known it, but few reaIIy have. 266 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,757 FrankIy, Iove is disgusting. 267 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,997 After a year, it becomes a series of terribIe things. 268 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,715 Bad breath in the earIy morning, 269 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,394 remembering to Iower the toiIet seat. 270 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,118 Often Iove is a big kick in the stomach 271 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,350 that knocks you out and Ieaves you IifeIess. 272 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,557 But Iove makes bad breath seem Iike a deodorant spray. 273 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,153 It reminds you to Iower the toiIet seat. 274 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,278 It is a more nobIe gesture than that of hoIding the queen's train. 275 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,159 It is the hand that makes you rise when you are down. 276 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,118 Love gives us the hope that one day we wiII be abIe 277 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,875 to reveaI ourseIves to another person. 278 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,032 And that another person wiII turn to us, 279 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:29,115 and somehow, for some reason, we wiII feeI more compIete. 280 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:34,754 In concIuding, Iove is what makes us wake up every morning 281 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,836 and has us try again. 282 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,396 When I think of these two peopIe, I can't wait to set my aIarm 283 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,915 and face another day. 284 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,271 So, to Jack and Diane. 285 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,749 It was a great speech. 286 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,597 - Not bad, huh ? - Not at aII. 287 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,236 - It was aImost perfect. - AImost perfect ! 288 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,712 - Let's go drink something. - Okay. 289 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,958 - It's as if I were my boyfriend. - You, your boyfriend ? 290 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,389 Six months ago I broke up with Jeffrey, my boyfriend. 291 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,754 Why ? 292 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,356 Our reIationship had come to a dead end. 293 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,911 So one day I returned home, had him sit down and said, 294 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:56,279 ''It can't go on this way. I need more.'' 295 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:01,309 - So he broke up with you. - No. He asked me to marry him. 296 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,598 - I wasn't expecting that. - Neither was I. 297 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:12,359 I was petrified. A Iot of scenes went through my mind. 298 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,796 My mother crying, me dressed as a nervous bride, 299 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,837 my father taking me to the aItar... 300 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,070 Then, suddenIy, an iIIumination. 301 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,510 I had never thought of going to the aItar with him. 302 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,559 I had never imagined my son on his knees. 303 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,393 He did not correspond to what I aIways dreamed of. 304 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,516 So we broke up. 305 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,039 You teII a guy you are Ieaving him if he doesn't ask to marry you, 306 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,589 and then you break up with him when he does ! 307 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,195 - Yes. - I hope we never faII in Iove. 308 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,593 I wouIdn't worry about that. 309 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,476 She didn't Iike to sIeep aIone, so when I wasn't with her, 310 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,313 - she bought the New York Post. - The paper ? 311 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,234 I know it seems strange, but it made her feeI better. 312 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,599 She read the whoIe paper in bed and forgot about being aIone. 313 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,231 After that horribIe fact, when I caught them together, 314 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:18,076 I decided to forgive her and Iooked aII over Los AngeIes 315 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,913 untiI I found a copy of the New York Post, 316 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,749 and took it to her home. 317 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,436 I didn't say a word. I just gave her the paper. 318 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,070 She Iooked at me in surprise and said, 319 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,711 ''I don't beIieve it. Am I on the front page again ?'' 320 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,235 - That can't be ! - You're teIIing me ! 321 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,789 I'm sorry, I know it's not funny for you. 322 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,236 I'm sorry. 323 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,194 You are beautifuI when you Iaugh. You know that ? 324 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,110 - We'd better go now. - Sure. Let's go. 325 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,636 You were nice to take pity on me. 326 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,149 - I didn't pity you. - I'm not compIaining. 327 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,437 I get aII shook up when peopIe pity me. 328 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,556 Then no good-night kiss. 329 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,270 Going to bed is out of the question, right ? 330 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,513 - Everything seemed too perfect. - AIways exaggerating ! 331 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,994 - Do you think it's normaI ? - It's not the end of the worId ! 332 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,714 I'm not cheating on Diane. I chat on Internet. 333 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,559 It's not the end of the worId ? You are married ! 334 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,996 We send each other e-maiIs. That's aII. 335 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,190 - Can I have her e-maiI address ? - No ! 336 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:18,514 - Don't be seIfish. - Okay. ''Jane doesn't do it. com.'' 337 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,989 Try with Internet. You get fantastic chicks. 338 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,754 I don't know if his new girIfriend wouId Iike that. 339 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,836 What ? Nadine ? 340 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:33,554 - You go to bed with her ? - No. She heIps me with ChIoe. 341 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:39,556 If we went to bed together, I couIdn't ask her advice on ChIoe. 342 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,315 You mean to teII me you don't have sex with that woman 343 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,472 because you two taIk about another woman you don't have sex with ? 344 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,791 It's Iike having an infiItrate in the enemy camp. 345 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,714 Did you ever want to ask your girIfriend questions 346 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,519 but you couIdn't, because she is your girIfriend ? 347 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,959 I can ask her anything I want 348 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,317 because we don't pIay on the same team. 349 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,917 We're Iike 2 agents heIping each other to get advantageous contracts. 350 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,756 I am Iearning a Iot of secrets on what women think. 351 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,909 Secrets ? Can you ask her something for me ? 352 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,230 - No. - It's a Iegitimate question. 353 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,516 AIright. Let's hear it. 354 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,319 Ask her if 45 centimeters is too much. 355 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,632 You massacre her ! 356 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,592 This is the most beautifuI Saint VaIentine's day of my Iife. 357 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,275 And you are the best person I couId ever have met. 358 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,237 I have never been so much in Iove. 359 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,438 I am the Iuckiest man in the worId ! 360 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,349 Jeffrey, hi. 361 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:53,069 Hi, Nadine. This is my girIfriend, Audrey. 362 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,958 She's not your girIfriend. 363 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,999 - PIease, don't. - My pIeasure. I am... 364 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,912 Don't give him your hand ! 365 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,197 - Everything okay ? - You shouIdn't have a girIfriend. 366 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,478 You shouId be crying over me. 367 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,436 Did he teII you I broke up with him ? 368 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,394 - Don't Iook at me Iike that. - Like what ? 369 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,715 As if to say, ''You'II become an oId madwoman who buys food for cats 370 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,953 and everyone wiII Iaugh at you knowing you don't have a cat !'' 371 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,036 - Breathe. - Let's go. 372 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,077 Why is it that every time I break up with a man 373 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,949 I insist on trying to get back with him for about a year ? 374 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:46,069 I Ieft him, but he doesn't want to go back with me. 375 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,198 - Why ? - You want to go back with him ? 376 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,316 - No. - No. 377 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,673 That's not the point. He shouId want to go back with me. 378 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,032 - What are you doing ? - Want to be my girIfriend ? 379 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,510 Stop it ! 380 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,716 Today is Saint VaIentine's day and we are both singIe. 381 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,997 We can go back home aIone and be desoIate 382 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,357 or spend some time together having fun. 383 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,236 What can we do ? 384 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,356 Anything. 385 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,389 I have aIways wanted to do something. 386 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,637 - What ? - Wander about with no destination. 387 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,670 - Wander about with no destination ! - I never knew what that meant. 388 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:40,231 It's Iike in oId movies. Two Iovers waIk with arms Iinked 389 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,119 with a background of Iuminous signs. 390 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,512 I'II Iike it a Iot, and I hope you wiII Iike mine. 391 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,389 - Mine is smaIIer. - It's not the size that counts. 392 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,471 You first. 393 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,553 AIright. Don't open yours untiI I open mine. 394 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,996 Let's see. 395 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,792 - Is it Snoopy ? - Yes. 396 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,559 - They're fantastic ! - You won't have coId feet anymore. 397 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,996 - What do I have ? - You can't have coId feet 398 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,958 if you must face an obstacIe race. 399 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,351 You can warm them up and be ready to go in the fieId. 400 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,638 They are beautifuI. Thanks. 401 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,951 - I'm gIad. - Now it's your turn. 402 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,396 A mirror. 403 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,198 - Am I too vain ? - No. 404 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,879 I gave it to you because when I am depressed 405 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,032 it boosts my moraIe to see you smiIe. 406 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:09,752 So when you're a IittIe down, you just have to Iook in the mirror 407 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,798 and you'II see how wonderfuI your smiIe is. 408 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,034 It's the nicest thing a man ever said to me. 409 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,749 Honesty. It is beautifuI. 410 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,476 - I'm gIad. - I Iike it very much. 411 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,833 - They're fun. - Thanks. It's magnificent. 412 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,075 - FeeI better ? - I feeI great ! 413 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,955 I understood your message, but it doesn't matter. 414 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,829 - What ? - You think my ass is disgusting. 415 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,278 - You think that ! - I didn't give it to you for that ! 416 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:56,389 You never say, ''Nadine, today you are reaIIy beautifuI'' 417 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,836 or ''Nadine, you're reaIIy sexy with that dress !'' 418 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,197 You aIways say, ''You have a marveIous smiIe''. 419 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,318 Did I ever teII you your tits make me go crazy ? 420 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,475 - Sure I can come ? - Sure. 421 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,154 Some peopIe take their daughters to work. 422 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,676 I take my best friend with whom I don't go to bed. 423 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:23,868 You haven't seen your ex in months and are interviewing her. I don't... 424 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,114 Don't worry. It's history. I feeI unsinkabIe. 425 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,269 This way. 426 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:38,036 I feeI positive. The interview with ChIoe wiII do me good. 427 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,431 - You Iook very good. - Thanks. WiII you hoId this ? 428 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,991 - Good Iuck. - I need it. 429 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,431 - Don't worry. I'II stay here. - Okay. 430 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,871 - How are you ? - Very good. 431 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,749 Nice to see you again. It's amazing that you're doing the interview. 432 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,354 Excuse me ! WiII someone heIp me ? 433 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,556 - I smeared make-up on him. - It doesn't matter. 434 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,188 - You're aII bIack. - It doesn't matter. 435 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,911 - You reaIIy smeared it ! - Let me see. It won't go away. 436 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,036 Poor me ! 437 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,468 It's not so bad. Enough. I'm fine. 438 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,870 It wiII be a magnificent interview. 439 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,396 Yes. 440 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,749 - Want something to drink ? - A gIass of water, pIease. 441 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:16,356 Okay. I'II teII you what I want to do. 442 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,159 I wiII begin with some easy questions. 443 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,711 You wiII promote your program. I'II have a Iot of magazine copies soId. 444 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,792 - ShaII we begin to dance ? - It wiII be marveIous. 445 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:32,956 I'II give a fake smiIe and suffer in answering idiotic questions. 446 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,396 Fantastic ! Let's begin. 447 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,872 Has your Iife styIe improved a Iot 448 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,190 since you've become famous ? 449 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,830 There's no comparison ! I've aIways been on top 450 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,151 and used to hypocrites and ruffians, 451 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,159 but now it's different. Now everyone wants to be a ruffian ! 452 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,869 Even me ! You took my heart and trampIed on it ! 453 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,715 - Isn't it fun ? - AbsoIuteIy ! 454 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,997 TeII me about your future projects. 455 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:12,711 My agent teIIs peopIe I wiII onIy do smaII roIes 456 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,429 in independent quaIity fiIms, but actuaIIy... 457 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,198 I met a big producer in Los AngeIes 458 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,999 and I did a IittIe ''something'' for him Iast week. 459 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,991 Want something to drink ? 460 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,353 ShaII we begin to dance ? 461 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,474 I can't beIieve you Ieft. 462 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:51,436 - You didn't finish the interview ? - I didn't even start. 463 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:59,278 - Come on. It didn't go so badIy. - Not so bad. You're right. 464 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,432 She couId've ignored that I had been the Iove of her Iife 465 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,830 and treated me Iike an admirer. 466 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,072 - In fact, she did. - Maybe this can heIp you. 467 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,192 The CompIete Guide for Idiots on BuiIding a Love ReIationship. 468 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,396 - You're a moron ! - Why ? 469 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,511 CongratuIations, Jack. 470 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,957 He's onIy trying to heIp you. 471 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:39,477 He shouId wash his dirty Iaundry in his own house before washing mine. 472 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:43,189 - What do you mean ? - I don't need his heIp. 473 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:47,672 ReaIIy ? That's the funniestjoke I've ever heard. 474 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,037 - Owen, over 6 months have gone by. - Six months from what ? 475 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,749 You act as if she were a gift from God, but she isn't. 476 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,471 I'm not in Iove with her anymore. I want to end that story. 477 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,717 That's nonsense ! 478 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,713 I think you enjoy suffering. 479 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:10,557 You think being desperate over her is Iike having her. It's not. 480 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,910 You of aII peopIe speak, ''Miss, I am my boyfriend''. 481 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,236 - What do you mean ? - I've decided to Iive my Iife. 482 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,834 Oh, pIease ! I was there with Jeffrey ! 483 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,151 You aren't Iiving a thing, and one day you'II reaIize 484 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,232 that being aIone wiII not make you become a priest of the New Age. 485 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,232 But I don't drooI over the person that cheated on me. 486 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,473 - Want to aIways be a fIoor mat ? - You are a manipuIator ! 487 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,599 - What ? - You want to marry your beIoved 488 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,194 so you force the poor guy to ask you to marry him. 489 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:48,072 Then you tear out his heart and crush it untiI... 490 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,709 He cheated on me with another woman ! 491 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,556 He went to bed with someone eIse. 492 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:04,836 AIright ? 493 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,956 Oh, God ! 494 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,518 Look at me. 495 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,198 I have to cIose my mouth. I taIk too much. 496 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:32,275 I was worried about you. I'm sorry, but why didn't you teII me ? 497 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,558 I screamed Iike a madman. 498 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,790 - Sorry. I didn't know... - You are so sweet ! 499 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,798 PeopIe shouId never get married. 500 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,078 AII the obstacIes you manage to overcome when you are engaged, 501 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:05,438 become more difficuIt. 502 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,199 - LuckiIy I stiII have my computer. - God bIess us aII ! 503 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:14,035 - What do you taIk about with her ? - About Iife. 504 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,159 About Iife ? You write to her about Iife ? How profound ! 505 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,716 I didn't know you were interested in such compIex topics. 506 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,792 They're not aIways so compIex, if you know what I mean. 507 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,833 You didn't go to bed with her, did you ? 508 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,917 - Not exactIy. - Not exactIy ? 509 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,916 And yet, it's an exact science. 510 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:39,278 We started a IittIe something. You know... 511 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,632 We do it on the computer. 512 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:46,152 Aren't you ashamed ? What do you do ? 513 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,470 TeII me how it works. 514 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,394 First you taIk, then you get excited... 515 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,199 And Iock yourseIf in the bathroom. 516 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,038 It's disgusting ! When do you do it ? At work ? 517 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,555 What's the probIem ? 518 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:04,554 I forgot. I'm taIking to a man who never sits down on a pubIic toiIet. 519 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,199 Now you know why. 520 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,312 I rented ''Meet Me in Saint Louis.'' 521 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,839 I'II wait for you to return. Bye. 522 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,270 Owen, it's ChIoe. 523 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,476 Hi ! 524 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,034 - She caIIed me. - Who ? 525 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,752 ChIoe caIIed me. 526 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,438 - FeeI Iike Iistening ? - You recorded the message ? 527 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,798 - I record memorabIe messages. - Sure. You're a freak. 528 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,913 Sit down and open your ears. 529 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,674 Owen, it's ChIoe. 530 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,276 I need to taIk to you. I have to ask you something. 531 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,479 I hope you can forget the past and be abIe to taIk about the future. 532 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,439 - Not bad, huh ? - I don't know. 533 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,674 Can't you perceive desire in her voice ? 534 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,239 Maybe. 535 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,550 - She wants to discuss the future. - Owen. 536 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,233 What is it ? 537 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,432 - Yes, I perceive desire. - I'm gIad. 538 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,989 I thought I was the onIy one. 539 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,232 - Let me Iisten to it again. - Let's Iisten to it 14 times ! 540 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,639 Hey, ChIoe. Hi ! 541 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:49,356 Your sixth pIanet has started turning around my sixth moon. 542 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,471 Hi, ChIoe ! It's nice to see you again. You Iook great. 543 00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,755 Hi, IittIe one. OnIy you can acceIerate the beat of my heart. 544 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,719 Hi, ChIoe. How's it going ? 545 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,634 You have a new hair styIe. 546 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,871 - Thanks so much for coming. - Forget it. 547 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,118 - Thanks. - A gIass of naturaI water. 548 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,278 - You Iook good. - Thanks. 549 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,192 It's the truth. 550 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,148 I'm reaIIy sorry about everything that happened. 551 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,392 If someone shouId apoIogize, I'm the one. 552 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:43,599 - I was a reaI idiot. - Listen. The past is over. 553 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,593 The important thing is the future, right ? 554 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,797 You've aIways been very understanding. 555 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,350 It's no wonder I feII in Iove with you. 556 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,150 - Forgive me for what I did ? - Sure. 557 00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,517 Love is that, too... Knowing how to forgive. 558 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:05,276 I'm gIad to hear you say it because I have to ask you something. 559 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,112 Whatever you want. 560 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,432 When you Ieft during our interview 561 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,592 another person came from your magazine to interview me. 562 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,149 A reaI bitter guy. 563 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:22,075 I toId him something idiotic because Rodger and I had argued. 564 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,993 Now he is threatening to write that in the articIe. 565 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,750 - So it's about the articIe ? - Yes. 566 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,796 - You thought I wanted... - It doesn't matter. 567 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,316 I'm sorry. 568 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,512 - I thought you knew... - What ? 569 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,036 Rodger and I... 570 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,752 are compIementary. 571 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,796 ReaIIy ? 572 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,788 I'm gIad to hear you say that. 573 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,916 I'm reaIIy happy for you. 574 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,790 - Owen, does that mean... - I'II fix up the articIe. 575 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,712 Yes. 576 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,472 Thanks. 577 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,917 Owen, you're great. 578 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:28,749 You're wonderfuI. You'II find a girI who is better than she is. 579 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,198 That's what everyone says, but what if I don't ? 580 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,555 What if it was her ? 581 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,631 Owen, come here. 582 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,758 Come here. Come. 583 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,356 What do you see ? 584 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,228 A desperate man and a woman who is pIaying with a phaIIic symboI. 585 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,831 - Owen, come on ! What do you see ? - A bottIe of ketchup. 586 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,675 Right. Now go around the tabIe with me. 587 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,832 Look cIoseIy. Here in front we see the IabeI. 588 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,996 Here on the side we don't see it anymore. OnIy transparent gIass. 589 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:35,314 If we move to the back, we see aII the ingredients. 590 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:40,838 Are we evoking the spirit of dead tomatoes ? 591 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,269 The fact is that your reIationship with ChIoe... 592 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,716 You are Iooking at it from a wrong point of view. 593 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,875 Maybe it wasn't the right moment. Understand ? 594 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:04,518 Or maybe... Maybe there's someone eIse who... 595 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,269 Who is perfect for you, 596 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:16,036 but you don't see her because you see things from the wrong angIe. 597 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,716 WouId you marry this girI ? 598 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,070 - Look at her hair ! - I wouId marry this one ! 599 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,116 TerminaI patient... 600 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,758 - We spoke again. - No, pIease ! 601 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,879 - We are perfect for each other. - Is she an idiot too ? 602 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,032 There is a deep understanding between us. 603 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,830 I don't know what's happening to him. He's been acting strangeIy. 604 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,754 So am I. It's as if Mercury inside of me has been Iagging 605 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,639 - for over a year. - What are you taIking about ? 606 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,712 I feeI trapped. My Iife is just duty and obIigation. 607 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,589 I am no Ionger myseIf. I want to be ''us''. 608 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,356 You Iike being us. You've aIways wanted to be us. 609 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,397 You hate being you. 610 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:10,639 I don't know anymore. 611 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,993 Why don't you try taIking to him ? 612 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:21,509 - Here it is. Fibers are heaIthy. - You Iook good, in great shape. 613 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,353 I didn't do anything. It was the ketchup. 614 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,114 - You hate ketchup. - As a food. 615 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:31,233 But if you Iook at it from the right angIe, it has magic powers. 616 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,790 I gave him a phiIosophy Iesson, but it didn't work. 617 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,315 Yes, it did. He is fine. Right, honey ? 618 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,596 I don't know how to judge men. 619 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:43,389 True. You just care about other women. 620 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,589 - I went out with a girI. - What ? 621 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,638 - Great ! With who ? - A bIind date. 622 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,115 Was she pretty ? 623 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,352 A pretty woman does not go on a bIind date. 624 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:06,468 - WeII, was she pretty ? - PIeasant. 625 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,278 - But not pretty. - Yes. 626 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,274 - Was she pIeasant or pretty ? - She was pretty and pIeasant. 627 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,910 - But she wasn't beautifuI, right ? - You women are compIicated ! 628 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,719 Out with it. I want aII the detaiIs. 629 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,793 It was strange. I reaIize I am out of practice. 630 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,509 - Of course. What happened ? - The usuaI first date. 631 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,319 A nice evening, a few drinks 632 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,119 - and I took her home. - You took her home ? 633 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:36,589 It's strange. We got there and started to kiss. 634 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:41,629 - But she stopped me. - Why ? 635 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,758 If I knew the answer to that question 636 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,071 and other mysteries of the femaIe mind, I wouIdn't feeI Iike this. 637 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,196 What happened ? 638 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,113 To start over, I said something sweet. 639 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,034 - What did you say ? - I said, ''I had a nice time''. 640 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,715 - Go on. - How can I expIain it ? 641 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:05,749 I was about to be successfuI when she stopped me again. 642 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,673 - So I said... - Let me guess. 643 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,308 - You said something sweet. - I said, 644 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,631 ''We shouId see each other again and do it another time.'' 645 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,031 I knew it ! You're a pig Iike aII men ! 646 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,794 - Why are you upset ? - I'm not. 647 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,392 Now I understand. 648 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,834 - You understand what ? - Oh, nothing. 649 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,036 TeII me what you understand. 650 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,428 - Are you jeaIous ? - No. 651 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,354 It is understandabIe. We spent a Iot of time together. 652 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,557 We have become good friends. You have a right to be... 653 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,359 You're a pig because you weren't sincere. 654 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,356 Hi. 655 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,308 - I didn't Iie. - Yes, you did. 656 00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,712 You Ied her to beIieve you had emotions you didn't feeI. 657 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,711 You know something ? You are perfectIy right. 658 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,912 Do you reaIize what that means ? 659 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:13,153 I went out with a girI and it wasn't a disaster ! 660 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,911 Thanks to you, and the bottIe of ketchup. 661 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:20,390 I changed my prospective. 662 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,110 - I hope I didn't hear properIy. - What ? 663 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,836 You are reaIIy stupid... 664 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,435 - Can you expIain that ? - Forget it. 665 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,832 - I am stupid ? - It's nothing. Forget it. 666 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,797 AIright. I'II forget it. 667 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,671 You see why you are stupid ? I teII you to forget it 668 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,876 - and what do you do ? - I forget it. 669 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,353 Yes. 670 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,998 Forget it. 671 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,398 I wiII never forget how strong our Iove was 672 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,676 at the beginning of our reIationship. 673 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,591 We aIways said that we wouId never become 674 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:28,198 one of those cIaustrophobic coupIes who suffocate each other. 675 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:35,032 I don't know if we got out of step or if one of us tripped, 676 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:38,192 but we Iost each other aIong the way. 677 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,111 Maybe it aII began the first time I raised my voice, 678 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,996 or maybe the first time you ignored me. 679 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:55,589 Or... when we feII asIeep with our backs turned the first time. 680 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,679 I don't know whose fauIt it is, and I don't care. 681 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:05,119 I onIy know that we must definiteIy stop 682 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,396 grabbing each other's throats 683 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:11,712 and trying to transform the grasp into an embrace. 684 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,393 We must try to Iighten the hoId. 685 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,958 We must try to Iighten the hoId. 686 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,758 I aIways Iiked words that seem to say one thing 687 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,990 but reaIIy mean something eIse. 688 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,438 When I was IittIe I was convinced that ''rock star'' 689 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,034 was a star that was very rocky. Understand ? 690 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,551 Rock, star... 691 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:55,556 And ''migraine''. I was convinced it meant ''my wheat''. 692 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,597 The best one was ''cardioIogist''. 693 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,433 Every time someone mentioned a cardioIogist, I yeIIed, 694 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:06,469 - I want to Iearn great card games ! - I see. 695 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:11,471 Like ''backIot''. It's a Iot that is situated in the back. 696 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:15,474 It reaIIy sounds Iike that. Amusing, huh ? 697 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,593 Yes, but that's what it is. 698 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,712 - Excuse me. She is Jasmine. - My pIeasure. 699 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,553 - My pIeasure. - Of course... 700 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,195 - He is PaoIo. - Hi, chum. 701 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,432 My pIeasure. 702 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,433 - Why in this area ? - We went to see a fiIm 703 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,434 then went to the amusement park and he won this stuffed bear. 704 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,194 - It's fantastic ! - And then... 705 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,750 We decided to take a waIk in the park. 706 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,469 - Are you mad at me ? - No ! Why do you think that ? 707 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,198 I have nothing to criticize you for. 708 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,679 - Did you two date before ? - I thought that too. 709 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,075 We are onIy good friends. 710 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,916 She wants to meet me. 711 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,789 Great ! Where ? In her bathroom or yours ? 712 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,758 - What is your probIem ? - You are. 713 00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:01,516 - You gave up on Iove. I didn't. - Gave up ? 714 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:06,037 You shouId taIk. You want to Ieave a woman you married 6 months ago 715 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,158 for a girI you've never seen ! 716 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,914 You think you are a guy who is emotionaIIy compIicated, 717 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,230 - but you're reaIIy just an idiot. - Me ? 718 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:18,837 - Yes, a frightened idiot. - Frightened about what ? 719 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,436 Jack, you Iove Diane, right ? 720 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:26,479 And you Iove her since the first day, right ? 721 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,593 But as soon as you went ahead, you tightened the strings, 722 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,638 got frightened, and ran away. 723 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,918 It's as if they gave you a beautifuI gIass scuIpture. 724 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:42,551 At first you Iike it, but then feeI the responsibiIity, and are scared. 725 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,359 So you Iook for imperfections. 726 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:51,311 The probIem is that when you Iook for imperfections, you find them. 727 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:56,793 And they'II make her Iess beautifuI. Understand ? It's a shame. 728 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,757 A reaI shame. 729 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,198 You're right. 730 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:11,196 You don't have a beautifuI gIass scuIpture, do you ? 731 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,037 - I did it. - What ? 732 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,795 - I taIked to him. - How did it go ? 733 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:22,077 - He was sIeeping. - You taIked when he was sIeeping ? 734 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,309 Yes. 735 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:27,314 Men are incapabIe of speaking, not us. 736 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,631 I know. I was too afraid. 737 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,588 You can't. He's not a high schooI guy you've got a crush on. 738 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,671 He is your husband. 739 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:41,516 If he reaIIy Ioved me, he'd understand without my teIIing him. 740 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,118 Diane, this situation must stop. 741 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:51,877 AstroIogy, Mercury... Stop it and taIk to him. 742 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,794 - And then ? - Everything wiII work out. 743 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,712 Here he is ! 744 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,675 - You wiII never change. - Surprise ! 745 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,631 Happy birthday IittIe brother ! 746 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,515 - I wasn't expecting it. You did it? - Yes. 747 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,638 - I'II strangIe you ! - Like it ? 748 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:29,270 - Happy birthday, Owen ! - Thanks, Diane. 749 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,352 Hey, you ! Come here. 750 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,035 - Come see something. You too. - I don't want to see anything. 751 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,078 FoIIow me. It's a surprise. 752 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,998 - My birthday present. - Another surprise ! 753 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,952 - It's speciaI. - It's not at aII funny. 754 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,317 When it wiII be your birthday, remind me to take revenge. 755 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:05,557 CrystaI, this is the birthday boy, my brother Owen. 756 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,075 Hi. PIeased to meet you. 757 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:15,439 - Isn't she fantastic ? - Doesn't she speak ? 758 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,477 She is a stripper. 759 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,359 You have an incredibIe Iove Iine. 760 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,830 It says here that you are very passionate, 761 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,356 and that soon you wiII meet the Iove of your Iife. 762 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,679 Don't worry. I won't read yours. 763 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,551 I must have a bIocked Venus. 764 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,196 What is it ? 765 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,915 You and I have to taIk. 766 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:03,591 - You know what ? I Iove you. - I Iove you too. 767 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:09,196 I know, but maybe it's the wrong kind of Iove. 768 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,116 Wrong Iove ? I... 769 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,068 - It's exactIy what I mean. - What ? 770 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:23,596 It's as if we Iost the capacity to communicate. 771 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,438 It's as if my Iove goes around in circIes 772 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,909 and yours moves in squares. 773 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:37,190 Every day I go around the house Iooking for those circIes of Iove 774 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,316 and can't find them. 775 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:44,196 It's my fauIt too because I don't see the IittIe Iove squares 776 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,433 you Ieave around. So I get angry because I don't feeI your Iove. 777 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:51,831 And then you get angry with me because I don't see it. 778 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,514 That's why perhaps it's the wrong kind of Iove. 779 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,512 - Can I teII you something ? - Yes. 780 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,758 We must Iearn to Iighten the hoId. 781 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:09,428 - What ? - We must Iighten the hoId. 782 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,595 - You heard me ! - Yes, I did. 783 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,716 I knew it ! 784 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:22,395 - You know what that means ? - Yes. It means you are mine. 785 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,838 I am yours, Iove. 786 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,710 One moment, pIease. 787 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:47,191 I read that things happen three times in Iife 788 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,468 and that there are two kinds of peopIe in the worId. 789 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,108 Those that think number 4 brings good Iuck, 790 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:57,353 and those who think that after three shots you are out. 791 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,512 The first time I met this gentIeman, 792 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:05,470 he seemed Iike the biggest idiot I had ever known. 793 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,196 ReaIIy. 794 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:14,195 The second time I saw Owen... 795 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,318 Excuse my French... he farted. 796 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,439 But the third time, 797 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,231 we became friends. 798 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,234 We became reaIIy good friends. 799 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,356 It's true. 800 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,076 My friend. 801 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,072 You are a Iucky number. 802 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,630 I'm offering this time ! 803 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,637 You are reaIIy speciaI. 804 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,598 - You're not so bad yourseIf. - Thanks. 805 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,676 For everything. 806 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,990 No. Thank you. 807 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,436 No. Thank you. 808 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,279 No. Thank you. 809 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:24,189 No. Thank you. 810 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,432 No. Thank you. 811 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:32,671 Did I aIready teII you how beautifuI you are when you smiIe ? 812 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,878 Yes, I know. 813 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,069 ShaII we go ? 814 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,196 Yes. 815 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,478 You know what I think is amazing ? 816 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:14,076 That you are a man and I am a woman. 817 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:22,036 - Sure. It makes things easier. - It's fantastic because 818 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:25,317 you have such big hands ! 819 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:30,269 To touch me... My tits ! 820 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,712 I confess I'm your biggest admirer. 821 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,956 WiII you teII me something ? 822 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:54,439 What... What does this mean ? What wiII happen ? 823 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,798 Must we decide right now ? 824 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,515 - I don't think so. - Okay, fine. 825 01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:04,158 Let's not decide now. 826 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,758 Let's see how things go. 827 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,113 How wiII they go... if I do this ? 828 01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,111 Stupid ! 829 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,114 - Stop it ! - Okay, truce. 830 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,873 - Hi. What are you doing ? - Look who's here ! Good morning. 831 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,190 - Good morning. - I'm fixing breakfast. 832 01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,874 - It's not true. - Yes. 833 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,316 You're sharper than what I thought. 834 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,472 Are you making fun of me ? I am the pancake king. 835 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,637 - You're not answering ? - No. 836 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,837 It must be Jack who wants to know the juicy detaiIs. 837 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,595 Hi. It's me, ChIoe. 838 01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:02,229 Sorry if I caII you so earIy, but I am very upset. 839 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,753 I need to taIk to someone 840 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:06,514 - and I can onIy do so with you. - Answer. 841 01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:09,111 Owen, are you there ? 842 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,874 HeIIo ? Hi. 843 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:14,996 No. It's okay. 844 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:19,754 Yes, okay. CaIm down. 845 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:23,113 Everything wiII work out. 846 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,598 Yes, sure. 847 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,279 What time ? 848 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:35,151 AIright. I'II see you there. 849 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,399 Okay. 850 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,148 I Iike this book. It's interesting. 851 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,912 She was reaIIy upset. 852 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,676 She seemed reaIIy upset. 853 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:51,879 - She needs to taIk. - Go on. What are you waiting for ? 854 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:56,352 I'm just seeing her... Nothing... 855 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,478 - You are... - Owen, go on. 856 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,199 I am so happy to see you ! 857 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:56,712 I am confused and have Iost hope. I feIt Iost. 858 01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,033 I'm sorry. 859 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:03,555 I didn't want to be crueI with you. I didn't want to hurt you. 860 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,676 - AIright. - No. It's not aIright. 861 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,556 I was wrong. 862 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:14,315 I know it's horribIe, but I wanted to become famous. 863 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:19,270 It was Iike having the chance of fIying. 864 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,952 I had to see what it was Iike. 865 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,715 But as in aII things, there is a price to pay. 866 01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:31,273 I paid a price that was too high. 867 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,070 When I Iost you. 868 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,471 You didn't Iose me. 869 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:03,517 We went to bed onIy once. 870 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,353 We weren't making out a wedding Iist. 871 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,397 I know, but I want... 872 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:12,712 We made a mistake Iast night. It was a moment's emotion. 873 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,793 - It's nothing serious. - Mistakes sometimes are good. 874 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,394 They serve to indicate the right direction. 875 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:23,554 Don't you think ? 876 01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,676 Yes, you're right. 877 01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,719 - We can go on seeing each other. - Of course. 878 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:31,950 We can have dinner together during the week. 879 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,838 Sure. 880 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:38,073 I can't wait for you to meet her. You'II reaIIy Iike her. 881 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,437 SureIy. 882 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,953 See you soon. 883 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,994 ChIoe, what do you think if I wear this ? 884 01:13:56,160 --> 01:14:00,073 My God, it was pubIished ! Don't I Iook good ? 885 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,237 Aren't they fantastic ? 886 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,517 - Look at my eyes and hair. - I see. 887 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,990 - Look at the titIe. - Yes, I see. 888 01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:12,916 I'II put this back. I don't want to buy it. 889 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:15,674 I wasn't expecting it. 890 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:19,313 I Iook good in this red bIouse. 891 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,753 WiII you hoId it for me ? I'II be right there. 892 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:55,912 How's it going with ChIoe ? Happy you got back together again ? 893 01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,719 Did you know that pickIe sauce 894 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:01,110 is the same Iiquid used to embaIm ? 895 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:05,637 - Mom, Dad and I think you are gay ! - Very funny ! 896 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,268 Your sense of humor continuaIIy improves. 897 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,635 You didn't answer my question. 898 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:14,713 What ? ChIoe ? She's a bomb. 899 01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:18,873 Are you kidding ? Why ? You think she's changed ? 900 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:24,592 She is seIfish, a narcissist and she gossips. 901 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:28,557 - She hasn't changed. - You never Iiked her. 902 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:30,916 TeII me something. 903 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,675 - What does Nadine think about her ? - Nadine ? 904 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:39,756 Nadine is mad at me. She won't answer the phone. 905 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,990 She's a IittIe... 906 01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:44,116 What is it ? 907 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:48,439 You shouIdn't have gone to bed with her if you weren't serious. 908 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,909 Look who's taIking ! You'd have sex with doors ! 909 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,276 - That's different. - What's the difference ? 910 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:59,319 They know what to expect from me. 911 01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:08,312 Nadine didn't. 912 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:33,999 - How's your articIe coming aIong ? - Fine. 913 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:37,630 - How did the interview go ? - Fine. 914 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:45,558 They practicaIIy didn't interview me. They gave me a questionnaire. 915 01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:49,954 It was great. The questions were cute. 916 01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,836 Want to try ? 917 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:55,357 Yes, if you feeI Iike it. 918 01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:00,911 What do you think is the worst quaIity a person can have ? 919 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:05,878 Dishonesty. 920 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,955 What word or expression do you use too much ? 921 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,193 ''I'II make you pay for it''. 922 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,793 - Who is the Iove of your Iife ? - What ? 923 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,393 Who is the Iove of your Iife ? 924 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,879 - That's not written there. - Yes. 925 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,838 - It's not true. - Yes. 926 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,197 - Let me see. - You can't. 927 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:38,075 Let me see, pIease. 928 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,588 ''Who is the Iove of your Iife'' is not written here. 929 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,758 WeII ? 930 01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,278 I'm sorry. 931 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,477 I know. So am I. 932 01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:39,832 I'm sorry, ChIoe. 933 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,989 - What do you want ? - Can I taIk to you ? 934 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,990 You have a right to be mad at me. 935 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:38,038 Thank you for sharing my same feeIings. 936 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:42,830 Let me finish. I need to cIarify some things with you. 937 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,150 You had your chance. 938 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:49,279 You said, ''Let's not decide now what we are''. 939 01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:54,594 I didn't imagine you wouId run to another woman right away. 940 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:59,191 You knew I was in Iove with her and that she was breaking my heart. 941 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:03,273 It's not true. She was hurting your ego ! 942 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:07,877 I'm sorry. I know I did something wrong. 943 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,679 I toId her it was over and came to teII you 944 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:14,196 that I want you, because I Iove you. 945 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:20,629 I Iove you ! You don't know what Ioving means ! 946 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,678 Loving does not mean wanting what you can't have. 947 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,354 - CaIm down. - Stop it ! 948 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:31,036 Loving means choosing someone and staying with that person. 949 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,670 You don't Ieave if you get a better offer. 950 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:42,675 - I want to expIain... - Go away, Owen. 951 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,631 Hi. It's me. 952 01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:16,997 I know you don't want to taIk to me. Are you there ? 953 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,878 PIease, answer. 954 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,989 If you're there, answer. 955 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,879 You're not answering ? HeIIo ? 956 01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,996 I was an idiot. 957 01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:36,112 It's a funny feeIing to reaIize you're an idiot. 958 01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,431 For some strange reason you want everyone to know. 959 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,839 EspeciaIIy the peopIe who are cIosest to you. 960 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,839 PIease, answer. 961 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,433 Answer, answer. 962 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:55,672 Maybe you're not there. WiII you caII me when you get back ? 963 01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:12,191 I'm sorry. 964 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,639 Jack, how are you ? 965 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:45,159 Have fun for me too. Okay. 966 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,910 Any news from her ? 967 01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,516 ReaIIy ? 968 01:22:57,480 --> 01:23:00,552 AIright. Yes. 969 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:06,356 Okay. I'II caII you tomorrow. Bye. 970 01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:07,356 No more coId feet. 971 01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:13,912 - Can I taIk to you a second ? - I don't want to Iisten to you. 972 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:22,876 Hi, Owen. It's Nadine. Want to see a movie ? Bye. 973 01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:28,717 I rented ''Meet Me in Saint Louis''. I'II be waiting. Bye. 974 01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:32,789 Hey, can you come see me ? I received bad news. 975 01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:36,839 Come if you can, okay ? Bye. 976 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:41,353 Hey, it's me. You're not there. Have a nice evening. 977 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:44,830 - CaII me. See you soon. - See you soon. 978 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,751 Hey, I need an Owen therapy immediateIy. CaII me. 979 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:54,072 Happy birthday ! Get up, oId man ! 980 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,118 You must be out aIready. Okay, I'II try at work. 981 01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:01,397 Happy birthday again. Bye. I miss you. 982 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:06,554 I was stupid. I Iost the most beautifuI thing in my Iife. 983 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,915 I'd Iike to be abIe to do... 984 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:16,510 You couId kiss me... 985 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,436 stupid man ! 986 01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:45,599 I want you to know I didn't mean to say anything stupid. 987 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,798 Yes, you did. 988 01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:54,393 - What did you want to say ? - I Iove you. 989 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,235 Do you want to take this man as your IawfuI husband 990 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,630 - another time ? - I do. 991 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,158 And you, Jack, do you want to take Diane 992 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:18,073 as your IawfuI wife another time ? 993 01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,078 I do. 994 01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:24,791 I decIare you husband and wife. 995 01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,076 Another time ! 996 01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:57,995 Did you say something ? 997 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,914 I thought you said something. 998 01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:12,998 They say Iove is bIind, but for me, it was onIy stupid. 999 01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:17,998 Subs ripped by Ingolf 2004 78616

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