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LOVE GAMES

Hello girls!

- Hello Ivonne! - Hi!

Don't forget this. Today moral is like virginity,

it's not usefull and if we have it, it hampers.

Everybody can have his own moral.

We defraud people, that's true,

but we don't do anything wrong.

That's because we take the money stolen by someone else.

Nowl'd like to tell you two more things.

First. Choosing our victims,

we have to understand in which way we can defraud them.

We should put them in a ridiculous situation

so that they cannot denounce us.

Second. We don't have to think that we are so confident.

That is why Norma was caught by the police.

Now she is in jail.

Talking about Norma,

her situation is on a good lawyer's hands,

and I believe she's going to make it even this time.

But this is...

No explanations!

Do you know what the wise man say?

If you don't think,

your end will come soon. Remember it.

Laura, Mercé, Celia, Ebena!

The department stores are waiting for you!

Good luck!

Unden/vear at second floor.

New arrivals ofthis season.

Household appliances at underground.

Come in!

MANAGER - PRIVATE

Fifty televisions,

fifty sewing machines.

Good, good.

There are many femalejails.

No jails!

But there are many prisoners.

Does this initiative comes from a charity association

orfrom a feminist association?

No. It's a group of aristocratic ladies

who send gifts every year in order to make prisoners feel better.

I understand.

I can see that we've already answered you offering a 15 percent discount.

Yes, but as it's a charity issue,

we hoped for a fifty percent.

Ifl agree, I would become a poor man.

Yes?

You are waited at the management council, Sir.

Is my son there?

Yes, Sir.

Ask him to come here at my office.

You can continue with my son,

but don't expect more than a 20 percent discount.

He didn't look at me!

He is an old man who cares only about his business.

What are we going to do then?

I don't know. If his son is like him, we should stop immediately.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

My father told me everything.

Your father is not nice.

Yes, you understood.

If my friend had accepted your father's invitation for a dinner,

- maybe... - Celia please!

This is the best ofthis week.

I wouldn't believe my ears too,

but... you tell him.

Yes, he invited me, but I refused.

He insisted letting me understand that then it could

have been a 50 percent discount.

But I... you understand, don't you?

You don't even know how this thing makes me laugh.

Why?

Because I've always considered my father as an electronic brain.

And nowl find out that he is also a hot man!

- All right. - Fifty percent?

All right.

Fifty percent.

But be fast before my father

finds it out and throw me out of the business.

I'll write the cheque.

No, don't give it to me.

Please, give it to the management office.

Thank you.

You've been very kind.

I'll make sure that today the orders will be ready.

Good bye.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Good bye.

Good!

Have you seen, my dear?

Problems?

No. Write the cheque. The business is over.

See you later.

Don't worry, Ivonne. I promise that

what happened to Norma won't happen again.

Bye.

Bye.

Look who's here!

Hello Laura.

I was nearby...

So I thought I'd come to say hello.

I believe it was to say hello and not that you were here by chance.

OK, l lied.

Nice paintings!

This is myjob. I love to paint.

Would you like something to drink?

Awhisky please.

It helps to start a conversation.

Sure. Let's start it then.

What a lovely place!

Where is it?

- It's Amalfi. - Amalfi?

Where is it?

On Naples South coast.

My best friend lives there.

Isn't that one a Picasso?

Yes, I'm copying one.

American people pay these things so well.

And maybe they think they are authentic.

Well, they wouldn't be Americans othen/vise.

Shall we go out together tonight?

I'm busy, I don't know when I'll be finished.

I'm also worried about a friend of mine,

Mercé. She lost her job.

What happened?

It happened the usual thing that happens to cute girls.

The old managertouches you and if you don't bear that, you quit.

Ifthis is the problem, I should introduce her

to ourAdministrative Manager.

He has been looking for a secretary for months.

Will he be like the other men?

No, of course.

Since his wife died, he started to spend his time with spiritualism

and extraterrestrials.

He is in mourning.

Then we shouldn't worry.

I see. I see.

Yes. You're very photogenic.

Nice eyes!

Deep, clear, sincere.

Really interesting.

Your look, ifl can say that, seems extraterrestrial.

I would say it comes from the stars.

I knowthese things.

Are you Antonio's friend?

No, I don't know him.

Afriend of mine told him about my situation.

I have a lot of experience as a model.

Butl need a secretary,

and of course you should be on probation.

Will you accept?

I could come during the afternoon.

No, we don't work on Saturday.

I spend my time reading and writing.

0h, me too.

My hobby is science fiction.

I would have never thought that a girl like you...

Well, yes. I'm crazy for Lovecraft,

Wells and all the authors that write on extraterrestrials.

I had many conferences on this subject!

I'm preparing a new one.

0h, that's a good opportunity for me to be on probation.

I have a typewriter at home,

you could dictate me your conference this evening.

You can find my address there.

Beautiful!

Please...

Wonderful!

We are going to planet Eros.

Your vital signs give life to your passions.

- Hold on me. - Yes!

We are climbing the erotic sidereal stairs.

Ero... what are you talking about?

We land on Earth.

We land on the sea.

But on Eros we become erotic.

Yes» yes!

Did you like it?

Yes, sure! But Eros is not a planet, it's an asteroid.

Don't be so pedantic!

Cinema discovered Planet Porno, why can't I create a new one?

Would you like more space music?

Yes, but a little bit special.

Let's go to fantasy.

We are on Eros now.

And you are my Goldrake.

We search, we search,

and we find out that love is in the air.

- Did you know it? - Yes!

But very far away, very far away Miss Mercé.

No! Not Mercé!

On Eros everybody calls me Tatyana.

Be good and smoke this herb cigarette.

No, I usually smoke the pipe, Miss Mercé.

Not Mercé!

Your slave Tatyana, your teacher!

Goldrake!

I invite you to the initiation.

Strong!

Breathe in with strength.

DeePW-

DeePW-

Like this!

Like this!

The percentage of mirages

is higher in this mysterious place,

where... where...

the astral power seems more active.

It's like a system of magnetic attraction

that takes you to far away planets.

With an irresistible strength.

Irresistible.

Twice irresistible?

No, one is enough.

Oven/vhelming!

I'm trembling.

Can we take some time off?

Goldrake! You are sweating!

Let's take this sheet away!

Are you worried?

Would you like to go back to Earth?

No, Tatyana!

Nobody is waiting for me on Earth!

I'm widower.

Yes.

I've been a widower forthree years.

Three years of loneliness, of sadness.

And of forced abstinence.

No...?

Nothing.

Your slave understands you so much.

I think I should go now.

Why Goldrake?

Because after three years of no...

Talking about these things...

These supernatural things,

I feel really excited.

I'm excited too.

I don't know why, Tatyana,

these remind me two huge UFOs,

unidentified ones.

Don't repress your instinct.

We are on planet Eros.

Really?

Go higher.

Go higher!

Sure.

Yes!

As Dante says, no pain, but fast.

Canl?

I think the time is good.

You can have your arrears back.

My Goldrake!

My little Goldrake!

Tatyana, are we going back to your planet tonight?

No, the starship is unable to take off.

I'll get the gas!

I know, butthe ship needs accurate controls.

Good. Let's check it piece by piece.

Don't leave me Tatyana. Don't think I'm a fool. You'll see a great rocket!

You'll see a huge rocket!

Don't let the extraterrestrials to uch yo u.

Use my lift when you'll leave.

Excuse me Miss.

Is there a guard?

Sure Miss!

Can you go with me please?

Sure.

White fair at second floor.

Perfume shop at ground floor.

She'd like to talk to you.

All right.

Today it's my day off, but if something

happens, I'm always available.

Sure! Let's go.

There she is.

Let me go first. You can be present if necessary.

Police. Come with me.

Why?

Com e.

No complaints!

MANAGEMENT OFFICE - PRIVATE

Canl?

Come in!

- If you don't mind. - What's wrong?

Athief.

I'm a policeman.

Good.

Good. Thank you.

Nearby the main entrance you'll find an auxiliary.

Tell her to come here, please.

Sure!

Now let's see what surprises your bag hides.

Have mercy on me!

It's the first time that I steal something.

Canl use your phone?

Yes, of course!

Don't call the police, Miss, please!

Please!

Auxiliary Carmen Lo Zano here, pass me the 315 please.

I'd like to talk with Chief Commissary Raffaello Hernandez.

It's urgent.

Come in!

Come in!

Good morning.

Chief, this is auxiliary Lo Zano.

I found a thief in the department stores.

Her identity coincides with the woman involved in the robbery in Valencia.

Lucia Perez lménez,

19 years old, number 1648935.

She's 165 centimeters tall.

4556687.

Yes, there's also auxiliary Amanda Coneza.

Yes, all right, we will search her.

All right. I'm waiting for your call.

ISir!

Did you hear? We have to search her.

Do you mind to wait outside please?

Not at all!

Let's go!

- One moment! - Yes?

The lady can stay.

As you like.

Let's go.

- Let's go! - I Sir!

We have three minutes!

No alarm now.

Good. Let's be fast!

I haven't got anything else!

I told you it's my first time!

I swear!

It can't be the first time!

What will happen to my parents?

I'm an only child!

I'm their support, trust me!

Show me what you're hiding underneath!

Don't beat me!

It hurts!

My son will be born in jail!

You should think about it!

Criminal!

Leave me, please!

Have mercy on me!

Look what you have here!

You hun me!

You deserve it!

- You are breaking my arm! - Don't move!

Don't move!

Have mercy please!

No mercy! Criminal!

These auxiliaries knowwhat to do.

Yes.

What will happen to me?

Don't move!

My poor child!

I told you not to move!

Don't move!

Please, have mercy!

Have mercy please!

I thought that torture was abolished.

Bullshit! Criminals talk only if tortured!

Quick! I'll take care ofthe alarm!

Be careful, I'm pregnant!

Your children will be thieves and criminals!

No! How do you know it, cop?

I know it betterthan you do!

I have labours!

It's so painful!

Mamma mia, you want me to deliver here!

- Let them in! - Mamma mia!

They are done. You can come in.

Poor me!

Come on, it's over.

- Quick! - I feel sick!

What's going on?

She's going to deliver soon.

I'm going to deliver here!

Oh God, it's so painful!

Give me the keys of your car, I'm taking her away!

Tatyana, don't use so much intimacy in front of other people!

I don't mind ifthey find out I'm your lover!

Here there's a girl who's going to be a mother!

Is there a private way to go out?

Yes, with the private lift.

Let's go.

Your lover!

Bravo!

It's a dream!

Yes, it is. But without my Madrid...

You should forget Madrid for a while,

it's dangerous for us.

How lovely!

- Ivonne! - Ivonne!

Ivonne!

- Hi! - Hello!

Welcome!

Let's go.

Luckily you are here.

There's so much to do here, my dears!

What about Norma?

The lawyer said she can be released on bail.

But we need money, a lot of money!

Well, we'll find the money. That's why we're here, isn't it?

Have you seen the Picasso?

Tight.

I give you one of another size.

Hello!

Hello.

Here...

Look. These are the pictures ofthe best friends

of the late Arturo Boganelli Sedentano.

Look who's here!

The Marquis of Castellammare.

His noble titles are as many as his cheats.

His debts are more than a half million dollars.

We will punish him. Look his face!

Here there's another gentleman.

Enrico Cavallari.

Take his file!

- Hn - Hn

Hello everyone!

Has the hunt already started?

More than a hunt, this is a fishing!

Of rotten fish!

Is there something for me?

Enrico Cavallari.

Fraudulent bankruptcy, reliance abuse,

prevarication, prosecuted fraud and blackmail.

We'll take him everything he's got.

Yes, I found it.

Yes, I found it.

Pray for the soul of late Arturo Boganelli Sedentano.

Sure, we will be there.

Yes.

Yes!

Plan number eighth. Pregnancy variation.

0K!

Hey! You can't get tired anymore.

You are pregnant.

Preg nant?

Again?

Great God!

How come? I'm virgin!

And I'm Jeanne D'Arc!

Well, I endanger my life with a child.

But you endangeryours with a pyre!

How cute!

How beautiful!

What did you say?

Nothing, nothing. I was praying.

I apologize, I thought...

Can I help you?

Why don't you drink a glass of water?

What's wrong with you? Stop it!

The hiccup works, I saw it in a movie.

I thought it would go away with water, not with a brandy!

I really needed it.

What will happen to me?

What will happen to me?

He loved me!

As a father, of course.

He loved me more and more every day.

Like a daughter, of course.

The daughter he never had.

Of course. But how he could have one? He chose the chastity vow.

Chastity?

My little Arturo chose the chastity vow?

Since almost twenty years.

Nowl understand why he used to say...

My little Celia, we'll make love everyday except on Fridays.

That's because we shouldn't make love or leave on Friday or Tuesday!

Poor man! Poor man!

He died on Friday seventeen,

in his bed.

A fatal day.

Nothing more than this fatal day...

Why don't we leave?

I'm not moved at all.

Shut up and cry!

I can't!

I really can't.

Thank you for coming Marquis.

Here there's our man!

Take it and cry!

- What is that? - Onion!

Calm down.

What's wrong?

She suffers a lot, poorthing.

The onion... uhm, I mean,

her heart... Help me take her away from here.

OthenNise she'll ask to be buried with the corpse.

Sure, sure!

Com e, come!

Oh Arturo, my Arturo!

What will happen to us?

Our poor child!

Is she expecting a baby?

- His baby? - Yes.

But he chose the chastity vow!

Maybe he'd hidden the vow somewhere.

Or maybe he used the vow as an excuse, butthen in his private life...

It can happen.

Yes, but at his age...

The danger is there, at his age!

Dang er?

Why?

Because if he was 30 years younger,

I would have taken the pill,

butl didn't and herel am.

You cannot trust even the poor old men.

He was not poor.

Not even old, as you can see.

I put my money together and Arturo gave what was missing.

Agood business.

A massage saloon with five beautiful girls!

Massage, uh?

But you mean...

The girls studied in Thailand.

Everything of high class, you know.

Five girls!

I'm the sixth.

But I cannot compare myself to them.

They are too beautiful!

So, Anuro's death... I mean his death

will prevent you to open this massage saloon.

Well, I don't think so.

I have a friend who would like to be in this business.

One moment.

One moment. If you have problems, here I am.

Thinking about it, the idea ofthe girls, I mean of the massages,

could be a good business.

You think that too?

Listen Laura. Would you like to spend a weekend at the shore?

My villa is at your disposal.

Tell me, are you Castellammare's owner?

Not the owner, but its Marquis.

How nice!

When Mercé will find it out...

She is in love with that villa.

She would like to film there some commercials.

Commercials in my villa? No way!

My wife wouldn't like it.

You convince her, as you'd like me to be there for the weekend.

We'll see, we'll see.

I'd like to go home.

I feel sick.

I'll phone you. Bye.

Let's go.

Miss, our fur coats please.

Which ones?

A mink and a fox one.

- Sure. - Here they are.

Fur coats?

Shut up!

Are you crazy?

Are these the coats?

- Thank you. - Yes, thank you.

Miss, that is not a fox coat!

That is a lynx one!

This is not a fox coat?

You cannot trust even the best coat seller in Madrid!

It fits well, doesn't it?

Nobody would tell that I'm pregnant.

Here it's too big.

Hello?

Miss Greta?

Good morning Madame!

We received the lynx coat you wished to have.

Yes, of course.

I'll send you the bill.

Thank you. Good bye.

Another satisfied client.

She'll tell all her friends.

Put your clothes on. We are done.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Get naked. - Why should I do that?

In order to take the pictures.

You have to pretend to be a good girl.

Do I have to be naked to look good?

Nowadays it's like that. Come on!

Time is precious, darling.

Take care ofthe flowers.

Of course Marquess.

Come fon/vard slowly.

Don't forget to smile.

0K?

Yes, like that. Do it again.

OK.

Let's stop for a while.

Manolo, then it's your turn.

Do I have to change clothes?

Karina, you are done.

Hello Marquis.

Good morning to you.

I'll give you the cheque for the place and the receipt. Can you sign it please?

Of course!

Why such a hurry, Miss Mercé?

I trust you.

We could meet somewhere else, couldn't we?

This is for you.

Right.

No, mister Marquis. Take it.

The cheque is foryou.

Yes. Yes, of course.

No, the cheque is foryou.

Of course!

Who knows what I was thinking!

You are so kind.

Nowl understand why Laura always talks about you.

Really?

Don't tell me, don't tell me!

That's the truth.

By the way, could you rent me the villa next week?

I have a very special job to do,

with lovely girls.

Yes, all right.

Will Laura come?

Wonderful! Great!

Today proceeds, 320 thousand dollars.

Charges, travels included,

clothes rent and Norm a's lawyer, 230.

We trust you with the bills.

What matters is to know when Norma will be out of prison.

If she had told our names, she would have been out already.

As she kept silent,

I think it will take 15 to 20 more days.

To Norma, ourfriend!

To Norma!

Cheers!

- Everything is going fine. - I hope so.

Yes!

I found some great models.

We will have a lot of orders.

If necessary, we could use them, don't you think?

Why don't you dance too?

No. Someone has to keep serious.

We have a lot to work on,

a hard work.

Ce W1- n'a pas d'imponance.

Ce W1- n'a pas d'imponance.

Ce W1- n'a pas d'imponance.

Damn!

Of course, it didn't happen to you!

Go to your room. It's our bird!

- Hello! - Hello sweetheart!

How nice, thank you!

You are so kind!

No. Do it at the Spanish way.

Come in, I'm going to put my clothes on, I'll be quick.

Drink whatever you like.

Yes, thank you my love!

What is she doing? ls she getting naked?

Do you like it?

Of coursel like it! I like everything of you!

You are hot.

What colour do you prefer?

All naked!

Yes, that one.

Good!

Are you putting your clothes on?

Where are we going to have dinner?

She doesn't understand.

You know how people are malicious.

I wouldn't like them to think I have two purposes.

What do you think of going in a place where nobody knows us?

That's God's grace!

The food is good and it's not expensive.

But I just want to fu...

As you like, as you like.

She doesn't understand.

I'm ready.

Can you help me?

Pull the zip up please.

You are hot even dressed!

- Do I look good? - Yes, yes!

You look good in front, behind, up and down, everywhere!

Why don't we stay at home?

We order something and we eat here together, alone.

It's a great idea, but

unfortunately we wouldn't be alone.

- Really? - Yes.

Mercé is at home.

- Mercé? - Yes.

No, that's impossible.

See? Look there.

- Hn - Hn

Mamma mia, so Mercé!

I'm rehearsing a new dance.

Don't be amazed. She gets naked every night in front of an audience.

Let's go now. Bye!

- Bye! ' see you!

Come on!

One moment! What's the hurry!

Tell me.

News?

Celia thinks that Enrico Cavallari is in love.

Listen. Be ready fortomorrow.

Plan two. Nurse variant.

OK. Something else?

- No. - Good night.

Good night.

From the gym you've just seen, let's go to the sauna.

Here the massages and the beauty saloon.

Perfect!

Don't you think it's nice, little Arturo?

Always little Arturo! I'm not little Arturo!

Forgive me my dear. He was so kind to me.

He recently died and I...

I'm fed up hearing you talking about little Arturo.

I hate him!

If he wasn't dead, I'd have taken care of him!

You make me crazy!

Please Enrico, please.

Come on. Let me show you what's left.

Look, this is a great place for this job.

Yes, sure.

We'll earn so much!

And I will sleep here.

The bed seems so small.

Don't forget that we will be partners.

Days and nights!

Wait forthe mattress!

No mattress! You are my mattress!

With this belly, these boobs!

Your thighs! I'm going to eat you!

I'm going to eat the mattress too!

Be careful, it could be made of foam-rubber!

They are coming!

Is someone there?

How are you Madame?

Let me introduce you my uncle, Enrico Cavallari.

Nice to meet you.

Would you like to read the selling agreement?

Here you have the cheque of 17 milions.

We decided for 30, Miss!

And cash.

I know. My uncle has a proposal.

I'm not interested!

You should honourthe agreements.

My uncle will explain.

Yes, here...

These shares are real money and cash.

You can sell them even tomorrow

There are no problems Madame.

I see. But the notary will have to write a new agreement

if you buy a share of the business.

No, I don't want my name on it. My niece buys everything.

Very well, as you like.

Tomorrow at ten at the notary's office, Miss.

See you tomorrow.

Let's go.

Celia, come with us.

No, there would be a scandal.

It's better ifl keep him calm.

- I like him. - Yes.

Be careful!

All right.

Bye, dear.

Here you have your mattress!

There he is.

Check if it's him.

Roberto Galindez.

A rude and cheat South American millionaire.

We have to get back 200 thousand dollars plus the charges.

He booked the presidential apartment at the Saraceno.

He arrives this evening. He's yours Laura, good luck!

Thank you.

It will be the Marquis.

Again?

Yes, it's him.

Welcome Mister Marquis.

Good evening beautiful Miss.

Com e.

You brought me your family photo album.

Yes.

Am I disturbing?

No, not at all. Please make yourself comfortable.

Excuse me for a moment. I'm working in the dark room.

Please.

There will be a nice surprise for you

to thank you for your patience.

Your time won't be wasted.

What are you waiting for? Get naked!

Me? No, I'm not getting naked!

What's wrong? Ajoke to Castellammare Marquis?

Celia, I'm astonished!

L'vejust looked at him a little.

A knock out look!

Well dear, we're done for today. I'll see you tomorrow at seven.

Do you like my study?

It's wonderful with all the things that are here!

Roberto, Roberto Galindez.

Good evening.

Lady Saint George's apartment.

The Presidential apartment for this gentleman.

I apologize Lady Saint George, there's no reservation for you.

Check with the name of Countess Le Clerk.

In London I was told they booked an apartment for me.

There's nothing with the name ofthe Countess.

Oh my God, it's impossible!

Then give me another bedroom.

I'm so sorry Madame, we don't have available rooms.

Listen...

Excuse me. I heard everything.

This lady must be very tired.

It's not appropriate that she goes here and there looking for an hotel.

The presidential apartment is big, we can share it if this lady agrees.

Thank you, you are a real gentleman.

Let me introduce myself.

Roberto Galidez.

You surely heard about me.

Roberto Galindez?

Yes!

Yes, I think Grace told me about you.

Grace... Grace.

Who's Grace?

Grace of Monaco!

Didn't you make that generous donation for the Red Cross?

These Princesses can't keep a secret!

It happens. Are you Galindez the shipowner and petroleum importer?

Yes.

Well, even of diamonds.

The world is so small!

Yes! It's really small!

The world...

is an handkerchief.

Behave! This is an acid, we could get burnt!

Burn, burn! I'm burning forthe love I have foryou, Mercé!

You could be disappointed. You knowwhat we usually say?

What?

When Mercé is sold, you cannot complain.

Isn't it nice?

Think about it.

This is notthe time for riddles, Mercé!

Yes, tell me!

We need the villa tomorrow morning.

Merc“J©, why are you sighing so much?

Because I'm in the dark room.

And it's so hot here!

I have to go othen/vise the acid will evaporate.

Bye.

Aren't you done yet?

Done? I've just started and I feel so comfortable!

How sweet!

What will you do to me?

What will I do to you?

Sexy!

Tall!

All black!

Beautiful!

What a gentleman.

As you are waiting for that call, I thought we could wait here.

And I ordered dinner.

No! What will they think about us?

Nothing! I ordered just for one person.

But huge helpings,

so that we could share them!

Howfunny.

It's all so unreal, so romantic!

What if we create a more...

intimate atmosphere?

More physical!

You go fast!

But you are charming, Roberto.

Bobi.

Call me Bobi.

Bobi.

It's so melodious.

It's so melodious.

Please, please!

Afterthis negative, we're done.

No negatives! Don't worry,

let's think about the positive pan of it!

Let me... let me take a picture of you!

Are you going at the villa tomorrow?

I don't know, why?

We could spend the day together.

Yes! Wonderful, wonderful!

Do you mind ifl bring some friends to see the villa?

Do you mind?

They heard about it.

Sure, sure! Your friends can come, their mothers, their sisters,

even their dogs ifthey have some!

- You are greedy! - Yes!

My love!

My love!

With the petroleum money,

everything is smooth like oil.

The world is in my hand,

who's against me will pay.

My darling!

Bobi, don't be cynical. Think about the thousand unemployed workes.

Yes. It's theirfault.

They should save instead of being involved

in the cheating selling society.

You are absolutely right!

You dance in a wonderful way, don't you know it?

Yes, I taught Fred Astaire!

Watch this. Olé!

You love, behave bad.

You don't care about me.

You treat me like an animal.

You don't understand that you are making me suffer!

You are so tough. You almost broke me something, Bobi!

Tough...

Excuse me. Yes! Yes!

Come on, love!

I can't!

Come on darling, stand up!

I told you, stand up!

We heard we could come in.

Really? Actually I said stand up.

Well, come in anyway.

Take me to my room. I feel so ashamed!

Yes!

Excuse me... let me... okay.

So? Go away! Go!

What are you doing there? Don't watch!

Go away! Go to work!

Come on love, hold on.

Hold on. My neck is strong.

Come on. I take you in the other room, my love nest.

My baby!

There she is! Come to your Bobi!

It doesn't comfort me.

You are heavy!

You look thin.

Beautiful! My love!

I'll put you on the bed...

- Sorry, did I hurt you? - It hurts!

- Where? - Here!

- Here on the shoulder. - Down.

- Down, yes. - Yes!

Little kisses! Your shoulder huns.

- Down! Here! - Your shoulder...

- No, here! - Yes!

- This shoulder is so soft! - How nice Bobi!

Can you give me some food here?

- Our dinner? - Sure, I help you eating!

Sweet, how soft you are!

The phone!

Hello?

This is impossible! My God, it's terrible!

Yes... OK.

Thank you.

It's terrible. Countess Le Clerk went to New York,

her mother is going to die.

Why do you care? Countesses will die soon or later.

We had a business together. We had to buy a painting.

I was going to give half ofthe money.

What am I going to do now?

What is she going to do?

She gives all the money so that it's your business only.

Are you haPPV?

I can ask the bank to send me the money,

but it will be late and these people don't trust other people,

especially an undefended woman!

What are you talking about? You are my queen!

Who doesn't trust you?

What are you doing Bobi?

I'm sorry love. It's the never ending time.

Bobi, you take advantage of me because I cannot defend myself!

I will defend you, my darling!

Come here, come! I will eat you!

What are you doing? Are you touching me?

What a nice little hand you have!

I don't know what to do Bobi.

What can I do?

You don't have to do anything, darling! I'll do everything!

Bobino!

I'm atough guy!

My ear, my ear! Leave it!

Here we are lady! You arrived!

- I destroyed you, uh? - You are a monster!

I understand you.

You broke me.

I made you turn like a spinning-top!

My little ass!

How beautiful you are!

This is one ofthe most beautiful villas of the coast.

Where did I put it?

What are you looking for?

I lost a coin.

Oh come on! You cannot think about a coin now!

- You are not like that! - Yes, but

it costs.

Good morning.

Miss Beatrice?

- Lady Saint George. - My pocket has a hole.

Yes, the Countess told me you would come.

Please...

- Juan? - Madam?

Lady Saint George and her secretary

would like to drink something.

No, thank you.

This man is not my secretary.

It's Roberto Galindez.

Is he a relatives of yours?

Listen to me!

I'm lady Saint George's official fiancé!

My name is Roberto Galindez,

Galindez!

I'm sure you know my name.

I don't.

You don't?

You surely knowthat it's forbidden to take an works out ofthe country.

Don't worry.

I really trust Galindez.

Excuse me. I'm going to take the certificates.

How stupid she is!

I'm going to take the certificates.

Dol look like a policeman?

Take a look.

No, she's just an employee.

She gives herself more airs than her boss!

How disgusting!

This puppet is worth 200 thousand dollars?!

It's a Picasso!

Then it's all right.

In London it was estimated for 500 thousand dollars.

- Didn't you know? - No!

Yes.

Agolden Picasso!

Do you knowwhat I'm going to do?

I'm going to meet this Picasso,

I'll buy from him several of his paintings,

and I'll give them to you as presents.

Are you haPPV?

A lot, but Picasso is dead.

Picasso died?!

When?

Why didn't they tell me?

Here you have everything.

There's a problem.

The Countess couldn't come due to family problems,

and... I mean... atthis moment,

I just have half ofthe money.

I'll give you it as a deposit.

And when the Countess comes back...

It's impossible! I have precise instructions.

Please, introduce me to the house owner.

Please.

He is doing a Safari in Kenya.

He won't come back home till the end of the month.

Call the Saraceno hotel and ask them about me.

Please call!

It doesn't matter, even if you were the rich Rockfeller!

Rockfeller? Who is Rockfeller?

You don't know who you are talking with!

And I don't mind at all!

Ijust followthe orders!

All right.

I leave the money here and I can waste it,

- if I... - No!

I'm sorry. I'm waiting for another buyer.

Please, wait untill tomorrow and

ifl won't bring you the rest ofthe money...

I think that I made myself clear.

No.

All right. Take this Picasso and come to our hotel!

I told you that I don't want a deposit!

No deposit! I will give you the money as marks, dollars,

whatever you like!

The agreement is made for dollars.

Dollars! Miss,

look here.

Can you see this?

I have enough dollars to buy this junk you call villa

and all the Picassos ofthe world!

Picasso!

You have the money,

but I cannot disappoint my boss!

I hang your boss at the wall with all the Picasso, understood?

- Wow! - No wows!

Take that painting and follow me!

Let's go!

Bravo! You treated her as she deserved!

Did you like me, uh?

Little golden ass!

Forgive me.

I'm powerful! Have you seen howl made her my slave?

Galindez, what did you do?

How did you find me Antonio?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

The postcard of Amalfi I saw in your study

helped me.

What are you going to do?

Will you denounce me?

Because you cheated on my father?

No, don't worry.

He cheats on people too.

I enjoyed your business.

I imagined something like that.

- So? - I like you.

Just you.

Without yourfriends.

Soon or lateryou'll be caught.

I don't want you to go to jail.

Are you telling me that you know everything?

Almost everything.

But I will keep the secret.

If you marry me.

Are you blackmailing me?

I'm a kamikase,

and I'm voluntarily committing suicide.

What do you say?

When we will be finished with our business.

I cannot leave them alone, Antonio.

Norma!

There she is!

.L-li gins' - Hn '

You are a great woman!

You are a great woman!

You are a great woman!

I'd like to make a toast also for Celia

whose sacrifice made Norma came back!

To us!

To Norma who took our guilts too.

To Norma!

And to Laura who sold a fake Picasso for 200 thousand dollars!

To Laura!

At this very moment, Roberto Galindez is trying to have dinner

with the queen at Backingam palace.

Guess who sent him the invitation?

Lady Saint George!

Girls, pay attention.

Our plans are working good.

But we have to be ready to leave Amalfi at any time.

That is why I'm selling everything in the shop.

Looking at the time schedule,

the quickest way is to take the hydrofoil till Naples,

and then we can fly to London the very same day.

Good. But first Mercé has to visit Filippo's jeweller's shop.

I guess you have a plan.

I think it will be easy!

My information says that Filippo is a presumptuous and fatuous man.

I was told that when he torments his tie,

he is completely cooked!

It's a pity we cannot see the Marquis Filippo and Galindez together.

It would have been fun!

Yes, a real fun!

I think that you, girls, should pack yourthings,

and be ready to run away at any time.

All right?

Dear Filippo,

I'd like to introduce you Miss Orsini, a good friend's daughter,

who has to buy something and tell you her problem.

Signed by Castellammare Marquis.

She's very young and very pretty!

That stupid tries to make me believe she's his friend's daughter!

- Let her in. - All right.

Haven't you talked with yourfriend yet?

She's busy arranging herwedding.

Can I call the Marquis?

- Sure! - Thank you!

Don't tell him it's Mercé, please.

I wouldn't like the Marquess to find it out.

He wants to buy an important gift.

Thanks to the bride's father he made a great business.

He doesn't care if he has to spend 4 or 5 millions.

Am I talking with the Marquis of Castellammare's house?

Can I talk with the Marquis?

It's Filippo Vestroni here, thejeweller.

Yes, thank you.

The Marquess is so stingy on gifts!

Mister Marquis? Good morning!

It's Filippo Vestroni, I'll pass you Miss Mercé.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Hello?

Oh yes, Mister Filippo is so nice.

He made me 20 percent of discount.

Yes, but he would like to talk to you forthe other problems.

All right.

I'll phone you laterthen.

Thank you, love.

Bye.

I want seven ofthis necklace,

all identical.

You are a littlejewel!

You have two precious jewels!

Can I touch the most beautiful diamonds of yours?

The diamond, the rubies and even the crown pearls!

How would you like to call them?

I go back behaving like a baby with you,

like a child... nowl understand why the Marquis is crazy about you!

Don't say his name!

What?

What... what?

See? What did I tell you? It's him!

Damn! My best client!

I'm finished! If he meets me here, I'm finished!

He'll tell everybody and nobody will send me his friends!

I mean... his friends' daughters.

Come! Hide somewhere, quick!

Quick!

He is very jealous!

I distract him and you run away when you can!

Oh my God!

I'm coming dear, I'm coming!

Hi!

Mercé!

Please, pretend to be jealous, I'm rehearsing.

- Are you rehearsing? - Yes, sure.

Is it a comedy?

Pretend that you found me with another man.

And you want to kill me!

That's funny!

Adulterer!

Here! Not like that, but like this!

Are you crazy? Here you have!

- No! -l'll kill you!

Diny woman, I'll kill you!

Nobody is here!

Don't hun me! No, the gun no!

Help me!

Stronger, stronger! I'm so excited!

You are excited, uh?

I will kill you with no gun, no knife!

I'll kill you with my hands!

No, don't kill me!

Wicked woman, who is he? Where is he?

It's my brother!

- Your brother? - Yes.

What is his name?

I don't know.

You don't know?

How come you don't know it?

How come you don't know it?

Marquess!

You'll become a Marquess, the Marquess of Castellammare.

I made you excited, did I?

Don't you want to be a Marquess?

You like theatre, don't you?

I like you!

Little girl, why don't you calm down! You're getting on my nerves!

Maybe she's nervous for her début.

Maybe, butl don't think she is ready forthat.

Please don't bother my future bride.

The chief electrician?

He's taking care of the lights.

Let Filippo in.

Yes?

Miss Mercé please.

Yes. You are Vestroni, the jeweller.

Did Miss Mercé tell you everything?

Yes, don't worry. The Marquess doesn't have to meet me.

- Be careful, the Marquess is there. - Don't worry.

How are you Miss Mercé?

Hello!

I'm a little bit nervous.

Come on dear, go and call Miss Evangelina.

Ifthe Marquess finds it out, she'll fire me!

The newlyweds are taking the pictures.

- Are they? - Yes.

Ithink it's better if Evangelina sees it first.

She could choose. Then we will call the Marquis.

Here you go.

Eight millions.

That's a lot!

I think it is too much.

Tell the Marquis we are at the terrace.

Eight millions.

Don't be hasty.

Look at this bracelet. Isn't it wonderful?

Silly! Pretend you don't knowthe price,

and say you like the necklace.

Then you go to the shop, you change the necklace with the bracelet,

and you'll be given the money back.

Can we do this?

Yes. No problem foryou!

Miss Merc“J©?

Miss Merc“J©!

The Master is afraid that the Marquess could arrive soon,

and he asked miss Evangelina to go to him with the jewels,

while you stay here with his wife.

What can we do?

Let's do what he says.

Be careful!

Whisky or brandy?

A little bit of brandy, please.

I need it too.

I'm still shaking.

Feel the way it is beating.

What a nice little hean!

Be careful here.

Sure Marquess.

What a waste oftime!

The old woman is coming here!

Run to tell them!

I'm going to stop the Marquess.

Good luck!

How beautiful!

Quick Gina, start the engine!

Don't worry, we'll run away immediately!

Quick Gina, be better than Nicky Lauda!

Damn! I'd slap myself!

Damn!

Look here!

This letter has your signature,

you introduced me that cheater!

You talked at the phone with me, don't you remember?

I recommended heraftera friend asked me to do so.

Yes, sure, a friend! You tell this to the police!

25 millions of liras ofjewels!

That's a lot! What a robbery!

I'm so ashamed! I hope our friends won't find it out!

What an affair! Then people say we are dangerous!

I leave now! I go back to my mom! I go away!

Nobody can leave the house.

Who is going to force me not to?

I'm the insurance detective,

like it or not, you are all suspected!

What an exciting end!

Leave me!

You ruin my jacket!

So, where's the Marquis?

Are you the asshole?

No.

Who is he then?

Him?

Is it you?

No, it's him!

Then it's you!

Yes, I'm the ass... the Marquis.

You are a cheat!

- What? - Yes, a cheat!

I lost 200 thousand dollars,

and a phone coin!

That man is a cheat too, I knowthat!

Even you Juan!

Let's make things clear.

Who is this man?

Roberto Galindez.

Galindez, understood?

Can you see this?

Me and the British Queen are linked likethis!

Who is this Marquess?

I'm the Marquess!

You a Marquess? With the cigarette holder?

- Oh come on! - Rude!

Give me the money orl call the police!

Don't tell me, the police is coming! The police!

I didn't call them.

What will it happen if all those people go to the police?

You will spend five years in ajail.

Everything is settled, my dear.

We took the money they stole from someone else.

They'll prefer to keep the secret instead

of looking stupid, don't you think?

I see.

Are you going to do more business with your friends?

No, ifl find something that will change my mind.

For example?

For example, a rich, nice,

sympathetic husband who's able to forget

my past as a dangerous girl.

I think that I'm the only one like this in the whole world.

- Bye Laura! - Bye!

Bye» bye!

- Bye! - Have a safe trip!

- Bye! - Bye!

- They are nice, aren't they? - Yes.

- Bye! - Goodbye!

Good luck!

Behave, uh?

Are you all right?

It's going so fast!

How much could we earn with an hydrofoil?

I don't know.

A billion.

We should think about it.

Give me another one!

Ivonne, ifl want to go to Cuba, should I turn left or right?

Left!

Fidel Castro is still there, left side!

Then let's go left!