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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:05,005 [BEGINNING THEME MUSIC] 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:15,841 -♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪ 3 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,237 ♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪ 4 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:24,372 ♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪ 5 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:27,984 ♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪ 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,769 ♪ DON'T YOU WORRY 7 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,772 4♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪ 8 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,821 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 9 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,303 ♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪ 10 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,786 ♪ I'LL BE READY 11 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,353 ♪ I'LL BE READY 12 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,225 ♪ NEVER YOU FEAR 13 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,444 ♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR 14 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,925 ♪ I'LL BE READY 15 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,798 ♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS 16 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:02,366 ♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE 17 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,778 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 18 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:26,303 ♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪ 19 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,961 ♪ I'LL BE READY 20 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,528 ♪ I'LL BE READY 21 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,399 ♪ NEVER YOU FEAR 22 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,532 ♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR 23 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,100 ♪ I'LL BE READY 24 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,712 ♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS 25 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:46,584 ♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE 26 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:06,343 [LIVELY MUSIC] 27 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:53,521 -COURT? 28 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,739 -YEAH. 29 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,394 I WONDER WHAT HER NAME IS. 30 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,191 -YEAH! YO! 31 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:18,981 [TWANG] 32 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,897 -[GASPS] 33 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,681 [SCREAMS] 34 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:24,769 COURT! 35 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,295 [SCREAMS] 36 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:31,254 [TENSE MUSIC] 37 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,825 [PANTS] 38 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:41,046 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 39 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:45,268 [TENSE MUSIC] 40 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,017 WOMAN: [SCREAMS] 41 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,242 [SCREAMS] 42 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:03,634 COURT! 43 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:04,809 -HANG ON! 44 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,333 WOMAN: COURT! 45 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:10,206 [PANTS] 46 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,557 GOT YOU. 47 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:14,515 -YOU BET. 48 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,257 CRAIG: HEY, COURT! 49 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:21,217 -OOPS. 50 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,305 -[LAUGHS] 51 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,699 -DAMNIT, CORT, YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD. 52 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,049 WANNA PLAY THE GAME, YOU LIVE BY THE RULES. 53 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:30,095 -OH, MITCH, THEY DRIVE YOU CRAZY WITH ALL THESE RULES. 54 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,620 I MEAN, PARASAILING-- PARASAILING IS A GAS. 55 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,666 -RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT. TOO CLOSE TO THE SHORE. 56 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,233 -THERE WEREN'T ANY SWIMMERS. 57 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,279 BESIDES, THIS GIRL'S A PRO. SHE'S-- 58 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,281 SHE'S VERY COMFORTABLE IN THE AIR. 59 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:43,674 A STEWARDESS FOR PACIFIC WEST. 60 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,241 -MEETING IS OVER. 61 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,243 I DON'T THE TIME OR THE STOMACH FOR YOUR SARCASM. 62 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,985 -YOU'RE TAKING THIS AWFUL HARD, AREN'T YOU, BIG GUY? 63 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,683 -MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I JUST SPENT THE LAST HALF HOUR 64 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,119 ON THE PHONE COVERING FOR YOUR STUPID STUNT. 65 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,295 THANK YOU. 66 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,297 I TOLD THORPE THAT YOU AND I 67 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,255 WERE WORKING ON WAYS OF IMPROVING 68 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,562 WATER PARASAILING RECOVERY TECHNIQUES 69 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,781 FOR MEXICAN RESORT LIFEGUARDS. 70 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,702 -MEXICAN RESORT LIFEGUARDS? 71 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,270 -HE'S EXPECTING A REPORT IN HIS OFFICE BY THIS AFTERNOON. 72 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,228 -WELL, DON'T LET ME STOP YOU, ALL RIGHT? 73 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,883 DON'T LET ME GET IN YOUR WAY. AND, MITCH, I OWE YOU ONE. 74 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,058 MITCH: YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? 75 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,539 -OH, YEAH. 76 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,584 -GOOD, WHILE I'M SPENDING THE GREATER PART OF THE AFTERNOON 77 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,325 COMPOSING THIS BOGUS REPORT, 78 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:26,804 YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR ME. 79 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:35,770 -NO. 80 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,772 GOTTA LOVE A MAN WHO PAYS HIS DEBTS. 81 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:40,905 CORT: WE GOT AN ASSIGNMENT FROM MITCH. 82 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:41,906 -WE? 83 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,215 RAGING WATERS THEME PARK? 84 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,218 CORT, WHY WOULD WE WANNA GO THERE FOR? 85 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,916 -HEY, MITCH WANTED TO SEND YOU THERE ALL BY YOUR LONESOME 86 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:53,744 TO TRAIN THEIR SUMMER LIFEGUARDS. 87 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,833 I SAID, "NO WAY AM I GONNA LET EDDIE 88 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,922 DO THAT KIND OF GRUNT DETAIL ON HIS OWN." 89 00:05:58,706 --> 00:05:59,620 IT'S YOU AND ME PAL. 90 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:04,886 -[SIGHS] 91 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:13,851 -OKAY, TRY IT NOW. 92 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,465 HELLO? TURN IT ON. 93 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,163 -IT IS ON, DAD. 94 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,078 -OH. 95 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,471 -DAD. 96 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:29,476 -DON'T WORRY, I'M GONNA FIX BEFORE THE FIELD TRIP. 97 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,042 -AND THE BAYWATCH HELICOPTER? 98 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,044 -THE BAYWATCH HELICOPTER IS NOT BROKEN. 99 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,611 -GOOD, SO YOU CAN TAKE THE KIDS FOR A RIDE IN IT. 100 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:35,612 -FORGET IT. 101 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:37,571 -BUT YOU SAID-- 102 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,050 -I SAID "NO RIDES IN THE HELICOPTER." 103 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:42,053 -OH, YEAH... AND THE BAYWATCH RESCUE BOAT? 104 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,707 -IF IT'S NOT OUT ON PATROL. 105 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:46,188 -GREAT. WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, 106 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:48,059 HAND OUT BINOCULARS AND LET EVERYBODY WATCH THE WATER? 107 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,757 -HEY, YOU VOLUNTEERED ME FOR THIS DUTY. 108 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,585 WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GONNA DO? 109 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:55,110 I DON'T KNOW, JUST EVERYBODY'S EXPECTING A LOT. 110 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,854 -AND WHY IS THAT? 111 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,726 -BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS TELLING THEM ABOUT THE COOL STUFF YOU DO. 112 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,424 -HOBIE, THE IDEA OF THESE FIELD TRIPS 113 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,643 ISN'T ABOUT THE "COOL STUFF" WE DO. 114 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,820 IT'S ABOUT SEEING HOW DIFFERENT KIDS' PARENTS MAKE A LIVING. 115 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,082 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EXCITING. 116 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,910 -TELL ME ABOUT IT. 117 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,217 LAST WEEK WE WENT TO JOEY'S DAD'S ACCOUNTING FIRM. 118 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,219 ALL WE DID WAS LOOK AT SLIDES OF GRAPHS 119 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,003 AND TALK ABOUT TAX SHELTERS. 120 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,744 IT WAS REALLY LAME. 121 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,398 -ACCOUNTING CAN BE INTERESTING IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE. 122 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,183 -THE KIDS WERE LAUGHING AT JOEY ALL WEEK. 123 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,881 -[LAUGHS] 124 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,622 LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL TRY AND MAKE BAYWATCH EXCITING, 125 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,101 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS 126 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,842 THAT THE KIDS SEE SEE WHAT WE DO HERE 127 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,062 AND HOW THINGS WORK, OKAY? 128 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,107 -OKAY. BUT NO SLIDES? 129 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:39,589 -NO SLIDES. I PROMISE. TRY IT. 130 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,724 [SIREN WAILING] 131 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,290 -NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 132 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:51,471 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 133 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,130 MAN: [SCREAMS] 134 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,959 -[SCREAMS] 135 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,615 [LAUGHING] 136 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,140 [WHISTLE] 137 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,536 -OKAY, COME HERE. 138 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,494 [LAUGHING] 139 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,105 NO, NO, NO, NO! 140 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,367 NO! 141 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,023 HEY, HEY, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 142 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,852 IT'S ALL RIGHT. STOP. OH, OH, OH. 143 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:27,855 -HOW LONG DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HOLD MY BREATH? 144 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,509 -TAD, THE IDEA HERE IS, 145 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:30,727 EDDIE'S THE VICTIM, YOU'RE THE LIFEGUARD. 146 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,076 YOU SAVE HIM, DON'T KILL HIM. 147 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:35,036 -RIGHT, I'M SORRY, SORRY. SORRY. 148 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,864 OKAY, OKAY. 149 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:37,778 -ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT? 150 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:38,779 -ME. 151 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,042 -OKAY. GREAT. 152 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,045 [WHISTLE] 153 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:45,046 GO! 154 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,184 [LAUGHING] 155 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,057 THAT'S REAL NICE TECHNIQUE THERE, SARAH. 156 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,885 THAT'S--THAT'S REAL GOOD. 157 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,235 -YEAH, YEAH, UH, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS 158 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,716 THAT YOU DO FIRST BEFORE APPLYING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. 159 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,240 CORT: YEAH, LET'S TAKE A BREAK, EVERYBODY. 160 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,421 -SORRY, IF I EMBARRASSED YOU. 161 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,641 -DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 162 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:17,426 THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOUR ADRENALIN STARTS TO FLOW. 163 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,037 -IT SURE DOES. 164 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,430 -YEAH. 165 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,605 -EDDIE. 166 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,696 -OH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, RIGHT? 167 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,654 -YEAH. 168 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,965 SO YOU GOT THE HOTS FOR THE LIFEGUARD NOW? 169 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,359 -TAD, GET OUT OF HERE. 170 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,316 -LOOK, I-- 171 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:39,491 -STOP IT. 172 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,015 -I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU, OKAY? 173 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,931 -I DON'T. I DON'T WANNA HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, OKAY? 174 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,066 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 175 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,852 -YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, CAPTAIN THORPE? 176 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,854 -NO, MCCLAIN, I SURELY DID NOT. 177 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,333 -BUT I JUST TALKED TO JILL, AND SHE-- 178 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:56,726 -WHAT I MEANT WAS, WHEN I PICKED UP 179 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,467 THE NEW SPORTSWEEK MAGAZINE CALENDAR, 180 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,164 I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU 181 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:01,992 AS MISS MARCH. 182 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,258 -HOW DID THEY GET THIS? 183 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,347 -MY FIRST GUESS WOULD BE WITH A CAMERA. 184 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,219 -BUT I DIDN'T-- 185 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,003 -DEGRADE YOUR ENTIRE PROFESSION BY POSING 186 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,397 IN FRONT OF A BAYWATCH TOWER IN YOUR REGULATION SUIT? 187 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,703 -THEY CAN'T DO THIS. 188 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,356 -NEITHER CAN YOU, MCCLAIN. 189 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,620 REGULATIONS DEMAND THAT LIFEGUARDS PROJECT AN IMAGE 190 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,752 OF PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY 191 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:26,190 AT ALL TIMES, ON OR OFF THE JOB. 192 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,104 -BUT I DIDN'T KNOW. 193 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,671 -KNOW WHAT? 194 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,368 THAT YOU WERE POSING FOR A CHEESECAKE PIN-UP? 195 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,632 -CAPTAIN THORPE, I DIDN'T POSE FOR THIS. 196 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:36,548 -MCCLAIN, IF THAT'S NOT A POSE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 197 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,377 -WELL, I'LL TALK TO CRAIG. HE'S A LAWYER. 198 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,509 -GOOD THINKING. 199 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:43,555 YOU CAN USE ONE AT YOUR DISCIPLINARY HEARING. 200 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,602 -DISCIPLINARY HEARING? 201 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,517 -NEXT WEEK. 202 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,172 BUT IF I WERE YOU, MCCLAIN, I WOULD SPEND THE TIME 203 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,565 IN BETWEEN LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB. 204 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,132 DISMISSED. 205 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:04,228 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 206 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,281 -HEY, LISTEN UP. 207 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,979 THE COURSE STARTS HERE, WITH THE RAPIDS, ALL RIGHT? 208 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,634 NOW, WHEN YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM, IT'S UP THE DROPOUT, 209 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:21,811 OVER TO THE SPEED SLIDES AND DOWN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. 210 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,726 -IF WE SEE YOU DOING ANYTHING DANGEROUS... 211 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,336 -OR TAKING ANY CREATIVE SHORTCUTS, 212 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,251 YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED, ALL RIGHT? 213 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:30,646 -TOP TEN SCORES WILL MOVE TO AN ADVANCED TRAINING SCHEDULE. 214 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,692 CRAIG: THOSE OF YOU WHO GRADUATE WILL START YOUR JOBS 215 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,476 HERE BRIGHT AND EARLY MONDAY MORNING. 216 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,390 [CHEERING] 217 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,783 ARE YOU GUYS READY? 218 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,306 ALL: YEAH! 219 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,048 -OKAY, NOW, ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET... 220 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,049 [WHISTLE] 221 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,224 GO! 222 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,882 -♪ EVERYBODY READY? 223 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:53,190 ♪ WHAT THE WATER MEANS TO ME 224 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,715 ♪ RIGHT, ISN'T THIS FUN? 225 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,893 ♪ COME ON, LET'S DO THIS 226 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,028 ♪ YEAH, BABY 227 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,689 ♪ EVERYBODY READY? 228 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,826 ♪ YOU MIGHT SAY THAT I'M INSANE ♪ 229 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,611 ♪ BUT I'M DETERMINED TO PLAY THIS GAME ♪ 230 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,048 ♪ EVEN IF I LOOK A LITTLE SCARED ♪ 231 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,659 ♪ I'M GONNA DO THIS ON A WING AND A PRAYER ♪ 232 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,750 ♪ GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 233 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,885 ♪ I'M SPLISHING AND SPLASHING I'M HAVING' A BLAST ♪ 234 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,670 ♪ SLIPPING AND SLIDING IT'S SUCH A GAS ♪ 235 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,282 ♪ FASTER, FASTER AT THE SPEED OF SOUND 236 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,198 ♪ I'M SLIPPING AND SLIDING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AROUND ♪ 237 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,983 ♪ AND THERE'S NOTHING' IN THIS WORLD THAT I'D RATHER DO ♪ 238 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,812 ♪ THAN SLIPPING AND SLIDING AND GETTING WET WITH YOU! ♪ 239 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,510 ♪ OH, NO, HERE I GO AGAIN 240 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,426 ♪ JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS ♪ 241 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,515 ♪ I HOPE EVERYTHING COMES OUT ALRIGHT ♪ 242 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,344 ♪ I'M GONNA CLOSE MY EYES AND I'M GONNA HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 243 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,608 ♪ I GOTTA GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ♪ 244 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:09,310 ♪ I'M SPLISHING AND SPLASHING I'M HAVING A BLAST ♪ 245 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,529 ♪ SLIPPING AND SLIDING IT'S SUCH A GAS ♪ 246 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,271 ♪ FASTER, FASTER AT THE SPEED OF SOUND ♪ 247 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,144 ♪ I'M SLIPPING AND SLIDING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AROUND ♪ 248 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,494 ♪ AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT I'D RATHER DO ♪ 249 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,540 ♪ THAN SLIPPING AND SLIDING AND GETTING WET WITH YOU! ♪ 250 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,978 ♪ SPLISHING, SPLASHING 251 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:28,329 ♪ SLIPPING AND SLIDING 252 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,027 ♪ SPLISHING, SPLASHING 253 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,682 ♪ I JUST WANNA GET WET WITH YOU ♪ 254 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,206 ♪ I'M SPLISHING AND SPLASHING I'M HAVING A BLAST ♪ 255 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,992 ♪ SLIPPING AND SLIDING IT'S SUCH A GAS ♪ 256 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,559 ♪ FASTER, FASTER AT THE SPEED OF SOUND ♪ 257 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,519 ♪ I'M SLIPPING AND SLIDING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AROUND ♪ 258 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,217 ♪ AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT I'D RATHER DO ♪ 259 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,611 ♪ THAN SLIPPING AND SLIDING AND GETTING WET WITH YOU ♪ 260 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,786 [SCREAMING] 261 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,662 [SCREAMING] 262 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,801 -ALL RIGHT, DID I MAKE IT? DID I? 263 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,325 -NO, BUT YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT. 264 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,240 CORT: WHY DON'T YOU GRAB A TOWEL AND A CORN DOG 265 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,851 AND MAYBE WE'LL SEE YOU BACK NEXT YEAR? 266 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,765 -WHOA, WHOA. I WAS PUSHED. DID YOU SEE THAT? 267 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,898 I WAS PUSHED BEFORE. I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE, OKAY? 268 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,508 -I'M SORRY, TAD. 269 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,467 -WHAT, ARE YOU STUPID? I WAS PUSHED. 270 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,818 -I'M SORRY. NO VIDEO CAMERAS. NO INSTANT REPLAYS, ALL RIGHT? 271 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168 WE'LL BE TALKING TO YOU. 272 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,830 -MAKE SURE THE WEEKEND TOWER ASSIGNMENTS ARE SIGNED OFF. 273 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,832 I DON'T WANT ANY SURPRISES COME FRIDAY NIGHT. 274 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,747 AND DO ME A FAVOR, CHECK WITH THE GARAGE. 275 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,271 THEY PROMISED THAT MY UNIT WOULD BE TUNED UP AND WASHED. 276 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,665 [PHONE RINGING] 277 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:44,666 -YEAH? 278 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,495 IT'S FOR YOU. IT'S HOBIE'S TEACHER. 279 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,453 CAN YOU HOLD ONE MOMENT, PLEASE? HE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 280 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,892 -COME ON. HELLO? 281 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,024 -MR. BUCHANNON, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 282 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,765 MITCH: ME TOO. 283 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,245 LISTEN, MS. KELLER, I WAS THINKING ABOUT SPLITTING 284 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,681 THE CLASS UP INTO TWO GROUPS, YOU KNOW? 285 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,944 SOME COULD GO INTO LIFEGUARD TOWER, 286 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,815 YOU KNOW, GET FIRST-HAND EXPERIENCE. 287 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,644 -WELL, THAT SOUNDS VERY INTERESTING, BUT I'M AFRAID 288 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,342 THAT I HAVE TO CANCEL THE FIELD TRIP. 289 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,647 -CANCEL? 290 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,651 -WE HAD SUCH OVERWHELMING RESPONSE FROM THE PARENTS 291 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,654 THAT I'M AFRAID I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THE TRIPS. 292 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,700 -OH, I SEE. 293 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,485 KELLER: I'M REALLY VERY SORRY, MR. BUCHANNON. 294 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,532 -NO, NO, NO, I UNDERSTAND. YOU RAN OUT OF TIME. 295 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,709 THANK YOU. AND I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HOBIE. 296 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,406 -YEAH, WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT. 297 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,278 -OH, BY THE WAY, 298 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:34,063 IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU AT THE PTA MEETING LAST WEEK. 299 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,848 -YEAH, THANKS. 300 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,981 CALL ME IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO RESCHEDULE. 301 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,896 -I WILL. BYE. 302 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,811 [DIALING TONE] 303 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:49,035 -GOT ANY USE FOR 27 SOUVENIR LIFE PRESERVERS? 304 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,254 -[SCREAMS] 305 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,303 -THE POINT OF IMPACT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 306 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,914 TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON, OKAY? 307 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,090 IF THE RIDER DOESN'T POP ON THEIR OWN, 308 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,440 SLIP YOUR ARM AROUND THEIR WAIST AND PROP THEM UP ON YOUR HIP. 309 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,398 -RIGHT. 310 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,921 -YOU GOT THAT? 311 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:06,966 MADDEN: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SAVING LIVES? 312 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,098 -EXCUSE ME? 313 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,317 -YOUR RED TRUNKS AND YOUR WHISTLE WON'T HELP. 314 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,840 THAT WON'T KEEP THEM ALIVE. 315 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,363 WITH ALL THE DRUGS AND THE BOOZE, 316 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,756 WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEIR HEADS? 317 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:15,757 YOU HEAR ME? 318 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,889 IF THEY WANNA DIE, THEY'LL FIND WAY, 319 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,761 THEY'LL GET PAST YOU, THEY'LL OUTSMART YOU. 320 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,068 AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN TO DO ABOUT IT. 321 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,986 -WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 322 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:28,770 -BEATS ME. 323 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,643 [TENSE MUSIC] 324 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:29,091 [TENSE MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 325 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,712 -[SCREAMS] 326 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,713 YEAH! 327 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,411 [SCREAMS] 328 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,282 -HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL TAKE? 329 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,806 -A DAY, MAYBE TWO, MR. HOLLIS. 330 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,895 -OH, WE'LL START A RIOT 331 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,854 IF DROP OUT IS OUT OF COMMISSION THAT LONG. 332 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,595 THIS IS OUR MOST POPULAR RIDE. 333 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,380 HAVE IT BACK UP TO SPEED BY THE END OF THE DAY. 334 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,689 -SO THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE? 335 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,779 -NO ONE'S EVER TAKEN A HAMMER TO US BEFORE, BUT WHEN YOU'RE 336 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,521 DEALING WITH TEENAGERS, YOU HAVE TO EXPECT THIS KIND OF THING. 337 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,088 -WHAT KIND OF THING IS THAT? 338 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,438 -VANDALISM. 339 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,004 SOME KIDS DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE FOR IT. 340 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,484 THEY JUST DO IT TO IMPRESS THEIR FRIENDS. 341 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,486 -AND IF IT'S NOT THE KIDS HAVING FUN... 342 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,141 YOU GOT ANY OTHER IDEAS? 343 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,142 -NO. 344 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,797 WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY TRYING TO MAINTAIN 345 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,494 A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS COMMUNITY. 346 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,845 -YEAH, WELL, FROM THE LOOKS OF ALL THIS STUFF, 347 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,718 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THROUGH TO EVERYBODY. 348 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,591 -YES, YES, I UNDERSTAND. 349 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,419 BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF THIS ISN'T RESOLVED, 350 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,291 WE'LL TAKE IT TO ARBITRATION, 351 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,597 AND YOU COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL COURT COSTS AND DAMAGES? 352 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,643 RIGHT, OKAY, FINE. 353 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,515 -CAN YOU DO ANYTHING? 354 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,213 -OF COURSE HE WILL. HE HAS TO. 355 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,823 -SHAUNI, THEY SAID YOU SIGNED A RELEASE 356 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,346 WHEN THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN. 357 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,261 -WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 358 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,175 -DO YOU REMEMBER SOMEONE TAKING YOUR PICTURE 359 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,002 ON LABOR DAY WEEKEND? 360 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,005 -PEOPLE TAKE MY PICTURE ALL THE TIME. 361 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,095 I MEAN, LIKE TOURISTS AND STUFF ON THE BEACH, BUT NEVER-- 362 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,185 -SLEAZY MALE CHAUVINIST WITH A 250 MM LENS 363 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,796 STRAPPED AROUND HIS SEXIST PIG-LIKE NECK? 364 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,842 -GINA, PLEASE, YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 365 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,626 -WAIT A MINUTE. 366 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,325 THERE WAS THIS GUY. HE HAD ME SIGN SOME FORM. 367 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,718 HE SAID IT WAS FOR HIS COLLEGE PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS. 368 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,766 -OBVIOUSLY HE WASN'T MAJORING IN ETHICS. I THINK YOU GOT HAD. 369 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,030 -IT'S OKAY, SHAUNI, THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY. 370 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,772 -I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. AND HE WAS SO NICE, 371 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,556 HE WAS DRESSED WELL AND POLITE. 372 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,558 -YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS DRESSED WELL. 373 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,647 -LOOK, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. I'LL TALK TO CAPTAIN THORPE. 374 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:31,996 I'LL EXPLAIN ALL THIS TO HIM, 375 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,955 AND YOU'LL BE BACK ON DUTY TOMORROW. 376 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,134 -THANKS, CRAIG. 377 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,135 -IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 378 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,963 -OH, YEAH. 379 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,139 I'M GONNA PAY BIG MONEY TO SEE THIS. 380 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:48,143 JOHN D. CORT, NAVY SEAL, EXPLOSIVES SPECIALIST, 381 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,101 MAN ABOUT THE WORLD. 382 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:54,454 NOW IN HIS MOST DARING MISSION, WATER SLIDE SPECIALIST. 383 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,717 [LAUGHS] 384 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:57,631 -ARE YOU ABOUT DONE? 385 00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,676 -OH, I JUST GOT STARTED. 386 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,939 NO, NO, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 387 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,986 HOW'S IT DONE? HOW'S IT DONE? 388 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,075 FEET FIRST? FACE FIRST? 389 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,860 WHAT'S THE PROPER WAY TO SURVIVE A WATER SLIDE? 390 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,298 WHAT'S THE DEAL? 391 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,212 YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING TRACK OF THE DAYS OF THE WEEK? 392 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,039 CORT: WHAT'RE YOU SO MAD ABOUT? 393 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,563 -JUST WHAT A GUY WANTS TO SEE. 394 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,565 A PICTURE OF HIS GIRL PASTED EVERYWHERE. 395 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,654 -WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S IN THE BUFF. 396 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,003 -NOT UP HERE? 397 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:23,526 WHAT? 398 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,788 -[SIGHS] 399 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:25,920 WHEN A GUY LOOKS AT THIS PICTURE, 400 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,182 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE SEES? 401 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,532 -WELL, A-- 402 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,709 A GOOD LOOKING LADY IN A BATHING SUIT. 403 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,190 -NO, HE DOESN'T SEE A BATHING SUIT. 404 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,148 HE SEES WHAT HE WANTS TO SEE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 405 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,498 I THINK YOU DO. 406 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,675 AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT, 407 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,503 ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY TRICKED HER TO GET THE DAMN PICTURE. 408 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,982 -WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, 409 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,245 TAKE DOWN EVERY CALENDAR THEY EVER MADE? 410 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:47,985 -WATCH ME. 411 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,030 -HUH? 412 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,339 -[SCREAMS] 413 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:58,039 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 414 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:03,044 -[SCREAMS] 415 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,596 COMMENTATOR: AND IT'S 83-64. 416 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,598 AND IT LOOKS AS THOUGH HE HAS THIS ONE WRAPPED UP 417 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,252 AT FIVE AND HALF MINUTES TO GO. 418 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,515 -OH, DON'T DO THAT, YOU'RE GONNA JINX HIM. 419 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,301 HEY, HOBIE, COME ON DOWN HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS. 420 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,825 [PHONE RINGING] 421 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,175 HELLO? 422 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:48,698 OH, HI, MS. KELLER. 423 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,312 NO, NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 424 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,401 YES, I'M SURPRISED, TOO. 425 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,969 COMMENTATOR: MARTIN AND DEMARCO WILL WAIT. 426 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,407 THEY'LL DRIVE TO THE BASELINE. 427 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:02,451 WE'LL BE THERE. 428 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,933 NO, THAT'S FINE. WE'LL BE THERE. THANK YOU. 429 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,460 HEY, HOBIE, COME DOWN HERE FOR A SECOND, WILL YOU? 430 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:15,638 [RADIO TURNS OFF] 431 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,686 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH YOUR TEACHER. 432 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,038 SO WHAT WERE YOU FIGHTING ABOUT? 433 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,476 -IT WAS NO BIG DEAL, DAD. 434 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,479 JIMMY MARKOWITZ JUST HAS A BIG MOUTH. 435 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:32,873 -IS THAT RIGHT? 436 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,092 -IN A BIG WAY. 437 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,746 YOU KNOW HOW THAT CAN GET ON A GUY'S NERVES. 438 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,705 -SO WHAT DID HE SAY? 439 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:40,837 -WELL, HE SAID-- 440 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,319 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 441 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,016 -IT'S NOT IMPORTANT? 442 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,324 WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO GET YOU GROUNDED. 443 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,805 -WHAT? 444 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,589 -YEAH. NO TV AND NO VIDEO GAMES. 445 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,851 -FOR HOW LONG? 446 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,201 -THAT DEPENDS ON OUR MEETING WITH MS. KELLER. 447 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:08,038 -[SCREAMS] 448 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,827 -OKAY, FIRST WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT COULD HAPPEN 449 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:16,569 IF YOU GAIN TOO MUCH SPEED AND LOSE CONTROL ON THE SLIDE. 450 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,353 -THAT COULD BE A LITTLE FRIGHTENING, 451 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,224 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A KID AND YOU GET TURNED AROUND 452 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,226 OR RIDE UP ON THE EDGE. 453 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,707 SO THE KEY THING IS TO WATCH EACH PERSON AS THEY GO DOWN. 454 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,058 EDDIE, I BELIEVE YOU LOST THE TOSS. 455 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,365 -YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 456 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,367 [LAUGHING] 457 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,500 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO, ALL RIGHT? 458 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,937 ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T WANNA GET 459 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,505 TO WHERE YOU TURN AROUND LIKE THIS 460 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:42,116 BECAUSE IT COULD BE DANGEROUS! 461 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,340 [TENSE MUSIC] 462 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:11,711 ALL RIGHT, SEND ANOTHER ONE DOWN! 463 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:14,191 -I WANT EACH OF YOU TO GET A FEEL FOR JUST WHAT TYPE OF SPEED 464 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:16,237 YOU CAN TAKE UP GOING DOWN THIS THING. 465 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,413 AS EDDIE SO HAPPILY DEMONSTRATED, 466 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:19,675 THINGS CAN GET A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 467 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:21,111 HE'LL BE THERE AT THE BOTTOM 468 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:22,243 IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. 469 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,593 SO, VOLUNTEERS? 470 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:25,507 -I'LL GO. 471 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,422 -SANDY. 472 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,991 THERE YOU GO. OH, MY GOSH. 473 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,430 -[SCREAMS] 474 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:38,128 [LAUGHS] 475 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:42,481 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 476 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,401 -OKAY, SARAH, YOU'RE NEXT. 477 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:52,839 SO ANY LAST WORDS? 478 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,406 -DOES EDDIE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 479 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,756 [LAUGHING] 480 00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,497 -NO COMMENT. 481 00:24:58,627 --> 00:24:59,628 OFF YOU GO. 482 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,722 [LAUGHS] 483 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,857 [SCREAMS] 484 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:15,731 [SCREAMS] 485 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:16,776 GIRL: COME ON, I DON'T KNOW. 486 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,821 -HANG ON, SARAH, I'M COMING! 487 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:24,653 -HELP! HELP! HELP! 488 00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:27,177 [CRIES] 489 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,483 HELP ME! 490 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,878 [SCREAMS] 491 00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,097 [CRIES] 492 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,578 HELP ME! HELP ME! 493 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,362 SOMEBODY! HELP! 494 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,193 OH, HELP ME! 495 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,456 -HOLD ON, I'M COMING. I'M ALMOST TO YOU. 496 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,068 -HELP ME! 497 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:53,160 EDDIE! EDDIE, HELP! 498 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,901 -[MOANS] 499 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,163 HANG ON! 500 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:58,295 -I CAN'T, I'M LOSING MY GRIP. 501 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:01,560 -HANG ON. 502 00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,084 HANG ON! 503 00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:05,738 GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 504 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:06,782 -I CAN'T! 505 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:08,001 -IT'S OKAY, I GOT YOU. 506 00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,444 -ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 507 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,102 THIS IS DEFINITELY GETTING OUT OF HAND. 508 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:28,978 [LAUGHING] 509 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,286 EDDIE: IT WAS SCARY, REALLY UPSETTING. 510 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,157 YEAH, WELL, I GOT SOMETHING HERE THAT MIGHT HELP. 511 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,246 I GOT, UH-- 512 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:38,640 I'VE BEEN KEEPING THIS FOR A WHILE. 513 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:41,425 I CAN'T FIND IT. OH, HERE, HERE. 514 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,427 -[SIGHS] 515 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,864 THIS IS THE GUY? 516 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,128 -YEAH, THAT'S HIM. 517 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:51,087 WALKED UP TO ME BY THE SPEED SLIDE AND STARTED RANTING. 518 00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:52,611 HOLLIS: YEAH, IT FIGURES. 519 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:55,396 JOE MADDEN. 520 00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:56,789 SO WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 521 00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,269 HIS SON COMMITTED SUICIDE. 522 00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:01,358 17 YEARS OLD. 523 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:02,446 -[PUFFS] 524 00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:04,361 WAS THAT HERE? 525 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:05,362 -YEAH. 526 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,190 THE SLED TOWER. 527 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,278 IT WAS... 528 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,019 HUH. 529 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:11,455 A YEAR AGO THIS WEEK. 530 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,371 -WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A THING OR TWO. 531 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,460 -ARE YOU SURE IT WAS SUICIDE? 532 00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:17,940 -NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 533 00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:20,682 HE JUST STOOD THERE, 534 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,641 SURVEYED THE ENTIRE PARK. 535 00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:27,558 AND HE JUMPED OFF THE BACK SIDE OF THE PLATFORM. 536 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:30,387 WE TRIED TO STOP HIM. 537 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:33,695 -SO THIS MADDEN, HE BLAMES THE PARK? 538 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,090 I GUESS WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR SON, 539 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,701 YOU JUST BLAME WHOEVER YOU CAN FIND. 540 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,051 -WELL, I THINK WE CAN DO SOMETHING HERE 541 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:43,792 TO SLOW THIS MR. MADDEN DOWN. 542 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:47,317 BUT WITH YOUR PERMISSION, I'D LIKE TO BRING IN THIS OFFICER 543 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:48,623 TO WORK UNDER COVER WITH US. 544 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,669 -SOUNDS REASONABLE. 545 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:54,542 -I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE LIKE THIS. 546 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,458 I'M A COP, NOT ONE OF YOUR GOLDEN BOYS. 547 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:58,938 -DON'T LOOK AT ME, PAL. 548 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,591 YOU GOT YOUR ORDERS FROM DOWNTOWN. 549 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,898 -THE THINGS I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH... 550 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,771 -NICE. VERY, VERY NICE. 551 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,424 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BLEND RIGHT IN. 552 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:10,036 -A LITTLE SNUG, DON'T YOU THINK? 553 00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:12,865 -YEAH, YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS A LITTLE TIGHT. 554 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,518 TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL DIG AROUND AND SEE IF I CAN FIND 555 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,259 SOMETHING MORE ON YOUR SIZE. 556 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,652 -WELL, THANKS A LOT. 557 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:18,914 GOING UNDERCOVER AT A WATER PARK. 558 00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:19,915 THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 559 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,569 -ARE YOU KIDDING? 560 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,831 ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING IS BARKING ABOUT HOW YOU MISS 561 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,572 REAL COP WORK. 562 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,226 YOU GOT A STAKE OUT HERE, MAN. GET INTO IT. 563 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:27,575 HAVE FUN WITH IT. 564 00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:29,403 -YEAH, I GUESS. 565 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,753 -BESIDES, I THINK RED'S YOUR COLOR. 566 00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:33,973 -MM. 567 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:35,626 CRAIG: IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 568 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,106 -DO YOU THINK HE'LL UNDERSTAND? 569 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:39,065 -HE'S A REASONABLE MAN. WE GOT A SHOT. 570 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:40,980 CAPTAIN. 571 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:42,721 -[CLEARS HIS THROAT] 572 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:49,553 THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. 573 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:51,730 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 574 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:52,643 -YES? 575 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,123 -EXCUSE ME. 576 00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:56,517 THIS SITUATION ISN'T AS CLEAR CUT AS IT LOOKS. 577 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:58,998 -POMEROY, THAT PHOTO LOOKS VERY CLEAR TO ME. 578 00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:02,610 AND I'M SURE TO PROVE EQUALLY AS CLEAR TO THE DISCIPLINARY BOARD. 579 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,785 -BUT I WAS TRICKED. 580 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,265 -IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY. 581 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:06,832 -SEE, THERE WAS THIS GUY, 582 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:08,834 AND HE HAD THIS PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS-- 583 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:11,488 -MCCLAIN, PLEASE. I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY. 584 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,405 I SUPPOSE YOU JUST SAVE YOUR STORY FOR THE HEARING. 585 00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:18,408 I'M SURE IT'LL PROVE VERY ENTERTAINING. 586 00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,540 THANK YOU. 587 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:21,411 -PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN. 588 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,762 -THAT'S WHAT THE HEARING IS FOR. I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 589 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:26,634 -BUT-- 590 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:27,635 -SHAUNI, COME ON. 591 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,557 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, SIR. 592 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:43,694 [KIDS TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 593 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,235 -SO HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP US WAITING? 594 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,063 I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 595 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,586 -WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A MAJOR DEAL OUT OF THIS? 596 00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,153 PEOPLE GET SLUGGED EVERY DAY. 597 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:09,938 -AND KIDS GET GROUNDED EVERY DAY. 598 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,287 SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US? 599 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,159 -JERRY'S A WINDBAG. 600 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,204 MITCH: I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT. I WANT AN EXPLANATION, NOW. 601 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:17,250 -THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPLAIN. 602 00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:19,121 -IS WHAT JERRY SAID SO AWFUL 603 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,688 THAT YOU THINK IT WILL OFFEND US? 604 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:29,915 -HE SAID THAT MY DAD WAS A BEACH BUM 605 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,308 AND THAT ALL HE DID WAS HANG OUT AND WATCH GIRLS. 606 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,484 -THAT'S IT? 607 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,443 -HE SAID HIS FATHER MET WITH MS. KELLER 608 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,227 AND GOT HER TO CANCEL THE FIELD TRIP. 609 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,101 -REALLY? 610 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:47,410 -UH, COULD WE TALK FOR JUST A MINUTE, MR. BUCHANNAN? 611 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,977 -HOBIE, WAIT OUT IN THE HALL, PLEASE. 612 00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:01,294 -UH, JERRY'S FATHER WAS AMONG THE PARENTS 613 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,165 WHO WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN 614 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,819 VISITING A LIFEGUARD TOWER. 615 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,386 -WHAT IS IT? 616 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,477 DO YOU THINK THAT LIFEGUARDS ARE INAPPROPRIATE ROLE MODELS? 617 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:13,480 WE LAZE AROUND ALL DAY WORKING ON OUR TANS 618 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,351 AND HANGING OUT AND AND HITTING ON GIRLS? 619 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,745 YOU KNOW, IT'S A SHAME 620 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,009 THEY'LL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO LEARN WHAT WE REALLY DO. 621 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,316 MR. BUCHANNON, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT MY-- 622 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:26,319 WHAT HOBIE DID WAS WRONG, AND HE'LL SUBMIT 623 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:28,321 TO WHATEVER DISCIPLINARY ACTION YOU WANNA GIVE HIM. 624 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,670 LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. 625 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,808 [SCREAMING] 626 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:48,080 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 627 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:56,523 -HEY, WHAT AM I? AM I THE INVISIBLE MAN? 628 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,785 -I WISH. 629 00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,483 -YOU LIKE A LIFEGUARD FROM BAYWATCH, DON'T YOU? 630 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:03,269 -NO, I DON'T. IT'S YOU. I DON'T LIKE YOU. 631 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:05,619 WELL, YOU WEREN'T SAYING THAT A WEEK AGO, WERE YOU? 632 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:07,360 -I DON'T LIKE BEING PAWED. 633 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,101 -OH, NO, BUT YOU WOULD IF IT WAS EDDIE, RIGHT? 634 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:10,145 -STOP IT. 635 00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:12,452 -HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 636 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:16,325 -YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN YOU A FEW DAYS, AND I HATE YOU. 637 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:25,552 -THANKS, UH... HE'S QUITE A HOTHEAD. 638 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:26,727 -YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 639 00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:29,034 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. COME ON. 640 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:32,863 -GENTLEMEN. 641 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:37,999 WE ARE HERE TODAY TO CONSIDER APPROPRIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION 642 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:40,828 AGAINST THE YOUNG WOMAN BEFORE YOU, MISS SHAUNI MCCLAIN. 643 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,525 WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE 644 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:45,528 THIS SAME YOUNG WOMAN YOU SEE 645 00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:47,791 POSING AS IT WERE, IN FULL REGALIA, 646 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:49,793 BEFORE BAYWATCH TOWER 19, 647 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:53,188 A SHAME AND AN EMBARRASSMENT 648 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:55,103 TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US WHO IS PROUD TO CALL HIMSELF 649 00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:56,104 OR HERSELF 650 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:59,455 A LIFEGUARD FOR THE GREAT COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES. 651 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:02,502 -AMAZING. 652 00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:03,938 -WHAT? 653 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:04,983 -HE GOT THAT ALL OUT IN ONE BREATH. 654 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,333 -MR. POMEROY, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? 655 00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:10,771 -AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU 656 00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:13,469 OF AN AMERICAN TRADITION CALLED PRESUMED INNOCENCE. 657 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,255 -MR. POMEROY, WHAT SHE DID IS A FACT. 658 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,126 THERE'S NO NEED TO DISCUSS HER GUILT OR INNOCENCE. 659 00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:21,347 WE'RE HERE TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO FIRE HER. 660 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:23,044 -CAPTAIN THORPE, 661 00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:25,351 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS JOB MEANS TO ME. 662 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:27,701 -AND WE'RE PERFECTLY WILLING TO ACCEPT WHATEVER PUNISHMENT 663 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,225 THIS DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE DECIDES IS APPROPRIATE. 664 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:31,618 -WE ARE? 665 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,750 -AS LONG AS WE HAVE YOUR ASSURANCE 666 00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:35,709 THAT SHAUNI WON'T BE TREATED ANY DIFFERENTLY 667 00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,146 THAN ANYBODY ELSE UNDER SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES. 668 00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:40,888 -WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN LESS THAN EVENHANDED? 669 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,064 I MAY BE STRICT, BUT I AM ALWAYS FAIR. 670 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,588 ANY LIFEGUARD WHO SHOWS UP ON A CALENDAR 671 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,982 WILL GET THE BOOT JUST AS FAST. 672 00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:50,419 -MM... 673 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:12,180 VERY CLEVER, MR. POMEROY. 674 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:13,921 YOU SNEAK THE PHOTO WITH A LONG LENS? 675 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,357 -500 MM. 676 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:16,967 -ALL RIGHT, I AGREE. 677 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,882 IT IS ONE THING TO GET PHOTOGRAPHED UNWILLINGLY. 678 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,928 BUT IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MATTER 679 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,538 TO THEN SIGN A RELEASE. 680 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:23,539 -MM. 681 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:28,805 IS THAT YOUR SIGNATURE? 682 00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:40,034 -"PERMISSION TO PUBLISH." 683 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:44,256 -THE NEXT TIME YOU SIGN FOR DELIVERY, 684 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:45,822 YOU SHOULD READ WHAT YOU'RE SIGNING. 685 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:47,911 -YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, MR. POMEROY. 686 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,002 AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. 687 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,918 -DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO KEEP MY JOB, SIR? 688 00:34:58,357 --> 00:34:59,749 -YES, MISS MCCLAIN. 689 00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:02,665 -THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. 690 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:04,102 -THANK YOU. 691 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:09,672 -POMEROY... 692 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,022 I DON'T LIKE BEING TRICKED. 693 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:14,286 -I UNDERSTAND. AND NEITHER DID SHAUNI. 694 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,244 -DO YOU MIND IF I-- 695 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,767 -YOU LOOK BUFF. 696 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,247 -YEAH. 697 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,510 [CHUCKLES] 698 00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:24,731 -THANK YOU SO MUCH, CRAIG. 699 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:26,515 -OH. 700 00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:28,865 THAT'S FOR YOU. 701 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:31,303 -WHAT'S THIS? 702 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:34,088 A THOUSAND DOLLARS FROM SPORTSWEEK MAGAZINE? 703 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,177 -IT'S THEIR STANDARD FEE FOR CALENDAR MODELS. 704 00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:37,961 THEY SAID THEY FORGOT TO SEND IT TO YOU. 705 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:39,659 -GREAT. 706 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:42,270 I AM GONNA BUY EVERY CALENDAR I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. 707 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,054 -YOU'LL MAKE A BONFIRE? 708 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:45,491 -NO. 709 00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,884 I'M GONNA SEND THEM TO ALL MY FRIENDS. 710 00:36:00,897 --> 00:36:02,508 -[SCREAMS] 711 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,686 -I GOT A GOOD SENSE ABOUT THIS. 712 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,296 -THANKS, I HOPE SO. 713 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,776 -WHERE'S YOUR RADIO, CORT? 714 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,256 -IT'S UP TOP. 715 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:13,127 -A LOT OF GOOD IT'S GONNA DO YOU UP THERE. 716 00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:15,477 -LOOK, IF MR. MADDEN DOES SHOW UP, 717 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:17,697 YOU WILL HANDLE THIS DISCREETLY, WON'T YOU? 718 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:18,654 -YES. 719 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,352 -THANK YOU. 720 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,310 -YOU GOT THAT? YOU CAN SPELL DISCREET, RIGHT? 721 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,530 -YOU HAVE ANY MAINTENANCE PEOPLE WORKING UP THE SLED RIDE? 722 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,618 -NO. 723 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:26,619 -YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 724 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,011 -THE SLED'S CLOSED. 725 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:31,319 THERE'S NO REASON FOR ANYBODY TO BE THERE. 726 00:36:32,146 --> 00:36:33,887 -HE'S MADDEN. 727 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,889 -THIS IS GARNER. SUSPECT SIGHTED AT THE SLED TOWER. 728 00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:37,195 HOLLIS: THAT'S WHERE HIS KID JUMPED FROM. 729 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:49,250 [TENSE MUSIC] 730 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:18,758 -GO AWAY. 731 00:37:18,888 --> 00:37:20,368 -YOUR NAME'S MADDEN, RIGHT? 732 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,155 I HEARD ABOUT YOUR KID. 733 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,114 I'M SORRY. 734 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:30,073 WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? 735 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:34,382 -WHAT A GUY LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT, ANYWAY? 736 00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:36,341 -PROBABLY NOTHING. 737 00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:40,519 THAT STUNT YOU PULLED ON THE SPEED SLIDE. 738 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:41,563 THAT WASN'T COOL, MAN. 739 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:43,957 NOT COOL AT ALL. 740 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,916 WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO, TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AWAY, TOO? 741 00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:48,353 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 742 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,442 -WE KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. I MEAN.... 743 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:53,271 THE LOOSENED BOLTS, THE BOTTOM DROPPING OUT. 744 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:55,360 -LOOK, I'M JUST ANOTHER PARK VISITOR. 745 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,798 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I CAME BACK HERE, 746 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,758 EXCEPT THAT IT'S KIND OF A BIG ANNIVERSARY FOR ME.. 747 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,848 MY BOY TOOK HIS LIFE HERE. 748 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,025 AND WHEN I LOST HIM, I LOST EVERYTHING. 749 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,986 HIS MOTHER USED TO TRY TO TALK TO HIM. 750 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:15,249 HE WOULDN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM HER. 751 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,120 THERE WAS NO GETTING THROUGH TO HIM. 752 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,993 I WASN'T GOING TO LET HIM MAKE A FOOL OF ME. WHAT FOR? 753 00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:21,516 BECAUSE HE'S MY SON? 754 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:23,431 HE OWED ME PLENTY, DON'T YOU THINK? 755 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:27,217 I SAID, "FORGET, YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME THROUGH A RINGER." 756 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:32,353 I REALLY SHOWED THE KID. 757 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:35,922 DIDN'T I? 758 00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:41,797 -DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, MAN. 759 00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:43,712 -YEAH, WHY NOT? 760 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,235 -I'M A LOT QUICKER THAN YOU ARE. 761 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,549 -LOOK, I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR SPEED SLIDE. 762 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,290 -YOU DON'T BLAME THE PARK FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KID? 763 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:57,422 MADDEN: NO, I DON'T. 764 00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:00,338 IF HE HADN'T JUMPED HERE, 765 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,427 HE WOULD'VE JUMPED OFF A FREEWAY OVERPASS. 766 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:06,344 HE WOULD'VE OD'D, HE WOULD'VE WRAPPED HIS CAR AROUND A TREE. 767 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,220 MY BOY WAS DETERMINED TO KILL HIMSELF. 768 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,094 AND THERE WASN'T ANYTHING ANYBODY COULD DO TO STOP HIM. 769 00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:25,188 [SIGHS] 770 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:29,367 [SAD SONG] 771 00:39:48,603 --> 00:39:50,475 -YEAH, THAT STUFF HOLDS A LOT. 772 00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:54,653 -OH, I HOPE I HAVEN'T COME AT A BAD TIME? 773 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:57,003 -EXCUSE ME. 774 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,312 WHAT'S UP? 775 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,533 -I KNOW WHY HOBIE ACTED THE WAY HE DID. 776 00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:08,928 IT WAS REALLY VERY NOBLE OF HIM, STANDING UP FOR YOU LIKE THAT. 777 00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:09,842 -MS. KELLER-- 778 00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:10,799 KELLER: AMANDA. 779 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:11,800 -AMANDA. 780 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:14,629 I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A CERTAIN STEREOTYPING 781 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,501 ALL MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE. 782 00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:18,633 I'M SORRY HOBIE GOT TEASED ABOUT IT, 783 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:20,940 BUT I'M EVEN SORRIER HE TOOK IT OUT ON ANOTHER KID. 784 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,420 KELLER: I WANNA TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 785 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:25,771 I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE TO BRING HOBIE'S CLASS HERE. 786 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:26,989 -OH. 787 00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:30,123 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PARENTS? 788 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,647 I MEAN, THE ONES WHO OBJECTED THE BAYWATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE? 789 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:35,476 -WELL, I'LL INVITE THEM ALONG SO THEY CAN SEE FOR THEMSELVES 790 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,173 IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU. 791 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,959 -WE'LL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT ONE. 792 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,483 -OVER DINNER? 793 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:49,229 -YEAH. 794 00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:52,145 YEAH, DINNER WILL BE FINE. 795 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:58,630 SARAH:[SCREAMS] 796 00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:02,024 STOP IT, TAD! 797 00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:04,505 NO, NO, NO. 798 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:08,378 [TENSE MUSIC] 799 00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:17,997 -HE DID IT. HE DID EVERYTHING. THE PUMP, THE SLIDE. 800 00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:19,215 HE'S THE ONE. 801 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:24,830 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 802 00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:52,945 -HEY. 803 00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:54,512 -CORT, COME ON. 804 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,602 TAD'S OUR GUY. 805 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:03,042 [TENSE MUSIC] 806 00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:09,135 -COME AT HIM FROM THE TOP! 807 00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:27,109 OH. 808 00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:36,075 [SCREAMING] 809 00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:41,733 [SCREAMING] 810 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:03,798 -[PANTS] 811 00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:34,786 -DAMN. 812 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:47,015 -HIM? 813 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:47,625 -YEAH, HIM. 814 00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:57,635 -I JUST LOVE READING PEOPLE THEIR RIGHTS. 815 00:43:57,765 --> 00:44:00,028 COME ON, FELLA, COME ON. 816 00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:02,683 -GREAT JOB, GARNER. 817 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:05,381 -THANK YOU. 818 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:10,430 -THANKS, TOMMY. 819 00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:14,521 -THIS IS A GREAT TABLE. 820 00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:16,741 YOU MUST BE A GOOD CUSTOMER HERE. 821 00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:19,961 -ACTUALLY, TOMMY'S ONE OF MY LIFEGUARDS. 822 00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:22,790 HE GIVES ME A GOOD TABLE, I GIVE HIM A GOOD TOWER. 823 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,926 -YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I WAS TOO FORWARD. 824 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,363 I JUST WANTED TO GET A CHANCE TO-- 825 00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:32,234 TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 826 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:37,370 -NO, ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS KIND OF SWEET. 827 00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,895 -TODAY, I'M NOT YOUR SON'S TEACHER. 828 00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,505 [CHUCKLES] 829 00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,333 -AND TODAY I'M NOT THE PARENT OF THE KID 830 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:46,988 WITH THE MOST FEARED LEFT HOOK IN THE SEVENTH GRADE. 831 00:45:01,002 --> 00:45:03,483 DO ME A FAVOR. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 832 00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:06,704 PICK A NICE WINE, SOMETHING DRY. 833 00:45:30,075 --> 00:45:32,947 BRING US A BOTTLE OF THE NEWTON CELLARS CHARDONNAY, PLEASE. 834 00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:17,513 -DID YOU ORDER THE WINE YET? 835 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,559 GOOD. 836 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:21,256 WHAT DID YOU DECIDE ON? 837 00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:23,084 -A CHARDONNAY. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 838 00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:25,043 -A CHARDONNAY? PERFECT. 839 00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:39,013 [ENDING THEME PLAYS] 58489

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