All language subtitles for Good.Behavior.S02E08.720p.WEB-DL.2CH.x265.PSA.Farda.DL.English

You have learned a lot from my father.

It's not Javier over Jacob.

I shouldn't be with either of them.

I love you too much to let
anything bad happen to you.

And I want you to be safe.

I shouldn't be with anybody.

1121, please.

We need more coke.

Are you serious?

The view is endless.

-It's beautiful.
-Mm-hmm.

Makes you feel like
you're gonna live forever.

Typically, I wouldn't approach
an interpersonal conflict

in such a way, but in this case,

the solution seems equitable.

In the last two months,
I've dropped 15 pounds.

I started feeling very off balance.

I had a private lab run tests.

What you're holding is what they found.

-Mercury.
-Mm-hmm.

Dimethylmercury in my bloodstream.

That doesn't sound good.

It's not.

It's fatal.

I'm sorry.

So this woman you want killed.

She's my wife.

Your wife poisoned you?

It's very her.

She's a chemist. She's brilliant.

After many years doing this,

I have found inducing
a heart attack is the best way.

I know how I want it done.

That is not how this works.

No, I assumed that it wasn't, but...

You had to wonder why
I've offered to pay so much.

I did wonder.

950,000.

950,000?

I'm sorry. There's no way.

All cash.

If I'm going to do what
you're asking me to do,

you will have to pay even more.

Throw out a number.

1 million dollars.

You're serious.

And I will need all of it up front.

I doubt they'll go that low.

Why don't you ask them?

I'm telling you, it's not gonna happen.

The house has been on the market
for two weeks.

You don't think they would be open
to at least hearing the offer?

I'll call them.

1 million dollars up front.

Like I said, they listed it
for 1.1 million dollars,

and they're confident in that number.

They won't go for 950,000 dollars.

But they will go
for 1 million dollars flat.

All cash?

Consider yourself a homeowner.

Letty, what are you doing?

Calling my son. Jesus.

What reality are you living in?

You brought him here, and you
asked me to take him back.

You told me you couldn't do it,
and that's fine.

I didn't yell at you
and I didn't judge you.

But you can't call him up a week later

like it's some casual thing.

I get it if you wanna talk to him,

but you don't call him. You call me,

and then I'll tell you if
it's a good time to talk to him

-or not...
-Okay, okay, I understand.

Well, how is he?

I don't know.

He's not really talkin' to me.

What do you mean?

Well, yesterday, I told him
he needed to pick up

after that dog you got him.

He said he didn't feel like it,

and I said I didn't care
if he felt like it.

You can't just leave shit
all over the lawn.

And then he screamed at me.

What are you talking about?
Jacob doesn't scream.

I know.

Well, why was he so angry?

No, it wasn't like that.
It wasn't an angry scream.

I don't know what it was.

-I have to go, Mom.
-Letty...

Housekeeping.

No, no, thank you. Not right now.

Checkout was two hours ago,
so it's really not your call.

I'm not checking out.

Then you can go to the front
office and pay for another night,

or you can get out and let me
clean up this mess you made.

Fine. I'll go pay for another night.

Really?

You're stealing tips from a maid.

Um, no. I was getting my cash
together to go pay for

another night because you told
me to go pay for another night.

But thanks for assuming the worst.

I saw you in the mirror.

-No, you didn't.
-Yeah, I did.

I wanna talk to your manager.

I'll do you one better.
I'll get you the owner.

-Great, get me the owner.
-Here I am.

This is how people become homeless.

Stay beautiful.

Dave, it's Letty.

Hey.

Oh, you know, I've been busy.

Listen, where are you these days?

I don't know you.

No. You don't.

If I don't know you,
what are you doing in my house?

This is your house?

What, you don't think it looks good?

You wanna put a woman's touch on it?

Seems like you have it
just the way you like it.

Yeah, well, it's not a house.
It's a home.

That's nice. I'm friends with Dave.
I assume he's up there.

Dave!

You know this gorgeous young lady?

-Letty!
-Dave!

-Boner, let her up.
-But we got our rule.

No one comes in unless
they're ready to party.

I'm ready to party.

You gotta prove it with a line sprint.

-What's a line sprint?
-It's a long ass line of coke.

Oh, fine. I thought I was gonna
have to run or something.

So your name is Boner?

-It's my middle name.
-Mm.

Come on up, girl!

Whoa. I missed you!

I missed you, too!

I missed you so much.

I know. Me, too.

Uh, check it out.

That's where the drums are.

-Uh, that's where the candy is.
-Mmm!

That's where the energy drinks are.

A lot of new flavors these days, huh?

Oh, oh, check this out.

We just got all those
awesome beach balls.

-They are awesome!
-Yeah.

That's Noah. Noah!

Hey.

-Don't you get cold at night?
-No.

-We keep each other warm.
-Cute!

Yeah.

Put on a shirt.

We're moving.

-You have beautiful skin.
-That's because I'm immortal.

I give you a heart,
and you give me a line?

You are the first guest at my new house.

This is how they
immobilize pigs on farms.

How would you know?

I did a lot of bad things
before I became a hit man.

Now it is time to stop lying. Hmm?

I know my father didn't
hire you to kill me...

because you killed him...

and David...

...and Silk.

This is all you.

Ava didn't want you.

I am sorry about that.

So now all these years later,

you thought you could
make her want you again...

...by taking everyone else
away from her, huh?

No. She doesn't.

And neither do you.

Oh, great.

Yeah, we got a fancy-ass coffee machine.

-I know. Thanks. Come in.
-Okay.

So does it make a bunch of
different flavors or something?

It's an espresso machine.

Oh. Like hazelnut.

No, no hazelnut. Just espresso.

Coffee maker that fancy ought
to make hazelnut.

It's okay for you guys to go now.

Okay.

Have a good one.

Huh.

You just keep getting cooler and cooler.

What?

I said you just keep getting
cooler and cooler.

And I'm not even trying.

Oh, Letty.

We've known each other
for... forever, man.

Remember how we used to always play

"Super Mario Bros" and drink
Kahlúa with my stepmom?

I maybe do. I remember this one
time you snuck into my room

at, like, 3 in the morning.

And she had this big-ass duffel bag.

She was just dragging it behind her.

And I started getting paranoid
because that weed I loved back then

was some cheap-ass shit.

So I got to thinking that
maybe you had a body

in your duffel bag.

But then you went to the bathroom.

And I'm just sitting there
staring at your duffel bag

with a dead body in it.

I would've just looked inside.

Dude, he was scared he was gonna
open it up and find a dead body.

That's real.

What was really in the bag?

Just a bunch of clothes
and shoes she stole.

Were you guys ever boyfriend/girlfriend?

Nah. Letty always had a boyfriend.

Whatever happened to that one guy?

Javier.

Javier, yeah. Black dude.

Did he treat you bad?

No. We just messed each other up.

I wouldn't mess you up.

I mean, I would, but I wouldn't.

I know.

Because how could you?

Nobody messes me up.

Oh. I mess myself up.

If I get messed up it's because
I wanna get messed up.

I mess myself up!

Whoo!

And guys are always thinking
they can unmess me up, you know?

Or be the one guy who's so perfect

that I won't mess
myself up if I'm with him.

-I didn't mean...
-No, I'm not talking about you.

The truth is, I obviously
like hanging out

with asshole guys who think
they can save me

or change me or whatever.

We don't wanna change you.

No, I'm not talking about
you guys. Just listen.

Because it's like, if I didn't
have someone every now and then

looking into my eyes like
I could be this better person,

I would be dead.

But then that gets boring.

So I will mess it up.

And he will mess it up.

And it's because we both
wanna mess it up.

Because that's what we do...

...over and over from, like,
the beginning of time.

And I chose to go back to that hotel
and follow him to that bar.

Like, okay, sure, I wanted to
save that woman's life,

but really? Was it really about that? No.

I just wanted to hang out
with a dangerous man.

Now that's messed up. That is... up.

Did you get it?

I'm the dangerous one.

-Yeah.
-Letty?

I said hello.

You said, "Yeah."

Are you okay?

I'm great.

Is that it?

No.

Okay, then, what?

Look, I know we left things
in a bad place.

It was more than bad.

Maybe you don't know this,
but before I met you,

I wasn't okay.

I do know that.

And you weren't okay.

No, you didn't know me before you met me.

Well, I found out who you were.

You figured out facts about me.
You didn't know me.

Can you just listen? Listen.

I am listening.
You're not saying anything.

Okay.

I bought you something.

What?

Look at your texts.

I bought you a house.

Did you get the photo?

What is the matter with you?

How clueless are you?

-I'm...
-A house?

Are you serious?

There are 3 bedrooms.
It's... it's perfect.

Perfect for what? A family?

A happy little family?

I don't have a family.

You do.

No, I don't.

You have me.

You're embarrassing yourself.

You sound like a desperate little boy

who just lost his virginity.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, shit!

Who are you with right now?

Who am I with? Your father.

Ooh!

I'm asking because I care about you.

Let me just fix this for you.

Don't care about me.
I'm really not that important.

I shouldn't matter to you.

You are...

I have never seen anyone
with as much self-pity as you,

not even the people I've killed.

You think that whatever
pain you feel entitles you

to go around hurting everyone around you.

Look, I don't know who you're
with or what you're doing,

but if you think you're
flying high right now,

I will not ruin your party.

You fly high, Letty.
Enjoy that. I'm done.

Are you waiting for me
to cry or something?

No, I know you won't.

You don't stand to gain anything
from crying right now.

Fuck you.

You guys...

Shit! Don't point that thing at me.

Relax. It's just a nail gun.

It's still a gun.

-Oh!
-Shit!

Oh, shit.

My turn.

Ooh.

Come on.

Just do it.

-Be careful, dude.
-What do you mean?

I mean, like, don't hit her.

-Why not?
-Because she's my friend.

Shoot it!

-Ooh!
-Oh!

Whoo!

You're so badass.

-You're so awesome!
-I know.

Now I wanna go. Dave, shoot me.

-Just shoot me.
-No, I'm not doing this shit.

Noah, shoot me.

You should probably lift
your mask for this, dude.

Oh...

Oh, shit.

I'm the greatest!

Yeah!

That is in there.

No! Oh, no!

-Carlos.
-Hey.

I'm leaving in the morning,

so I wanted to bring
something for the house.

Beer?

Sure. Thanks.

Are you gonna have one?

No. I was about to leave, actually.

Oh. Sorry. Where are you going?

The gym.

Oh.

Teo?

Yeah.

Hey.

Did I kill him?

No.

He hasn't told me
everything I need to know.

What else do we need to know?

I don't know.

Something.

You can't leave him in a motel forever.

He's locked in a room downstairs.

Are you serious?

He can barely move.
He's passed out. It's fine.

Dad bought Ava a restaurant.

Hmm. So?

So then people are dying. Bam, bam, bam.

And Teo's hanging around
this restaurant suddenly.

I don't know. Anyway, I have to go.

I will stay.

Make sure nothing happens.

Thank you, but you don't have to do that.

I know. I want to.

No, Carlos.

Do I seem like a child to you?

Because everyone has always
treated me like...

...like I'm too delicate to handle things.

It is not like that, Carlos.

Good.

Then I will watch him...

...while you're gone at the gym.

Okay.

Boner?

Boner?

Just let him sleep it off.

This place is really sad.
We have to get outta here.

Yeah, let's go somewhere else.

Where?

I know where.

Oh, yeah.

-Where?
-You're gonna love this place.

It's surreal as hell.

But we need G. Can you call your guy?

We're good.

-Yeah?
-Let's go.

9-1-1. What's your emergency?

Yo, Letty! Let's go!

Wake up.

Wake up.

What is this?

A consequence.

What?

Some people think they're
allowed to ruin other people.

Why is that?

Make sense of such a person for me.
Help me understand.

Understand what?

A person who believes that
acting on a destructive impulse

is perfectly fine, hmm?

Is it she doesn't see how selfish she is?

Or does she?

I don't know.

Well, let's take you, for example.

When you see someone suffering,
does it make you smile?

Or maybe you're just bored
and watching a person suffer,

well... at least it's something new, huh?

Who the hell are you?

I am what you get
when you do what you did.

I have a husband.

He can pay you.

He'll give you a lot of money.

Who do you suppose that is?

Wait, I wanna do it.

Just two droppers full in each cup.

-Or what?
-Trust me.

Doop doop, doop doop, doop doop.

Yeah.

It's on.

Where are we going?

You'll see.

Why would you want to kill
the man who married you

and loved you for 21 years?

Look, I'm gonna miss him when he's gone.

I'm gonna miss you, baby.

Obviously, I love him.

I wouldn't say that is obvious.

Look at him.

This is a man who's thrown in the towel.

Maybe because you killed him.

No.

See, baby, this is why it would
be helpful for us to be

dealing with someone who knows us better.

No one knows us, honey.

He's been this way ever since
I've known him.

Maybe he realized that this was
all his life was ever gonna be.

Look at him.

You see that?

He uses up all the oxygen
in the room just existing.

It's a wonder I've survived
with him as long as I have.

Almost there.

If you were an animal, what would you be?

A bird.

So you can fly away?

Yeah.

Or a wolf.

A bird-wolf.

Yeah.

Dimethylmercury is actually
very interesting.

It's very interesting, baby.

What do you think about
elemental mercury?

Well, I see that you've brought
some of it to this... affair.

It's hard to find mercury
thermometers these days.

Where'd you get those?

Just a pharmacy.

I bet it was a tiny,
little mom and pop place.

One of those places with wheelchairs
and crutches in the window.

-It was.
-I love an elderly pharmacist.

They recommend the strangest things.

Like what?

Those mercury thermometers, for example.

Even though there are
digital thermometers that'll

measure temperature with a 3-second swipe
across the forehead.

An old pharmacist will still
advise me to stick

a glass tube of mercury
into my child's rectum.

We don't have a child.

I know, baby.

A digital thermometer does seem
like a better option.

Yeah, well, there's something
to be said for those

old school mercury thermometers.

They're dangerous.

Only if the mercury's
vaporized and inhaled.

Looks to me like you already
know that, though.

Yeah.

But I only recently learned.

Your husband taught me.

Yeah, well, he only knows
because I taught him.

Bet you wish you hadn't.

Whoa.

If you build it, he will come.

What?

"Field of Dreams."

Oh! M Night Shyamalan!

Yeah, the crop circle. Totally.

No.

If you build it, he will come.

No.

Yes, he will!

Come on.

Hey, you guys. Are you guys here?

You can go.

Your call has been forward to

an automated voice messaging system.

Hi, Letty.

This is not who we are.

Some people push each other
over the ledge.

But not you and me.

We are the people who pull
each other away from the ledge.

Dave?

Dave?

Dave!

Please, please.

Come on, come on.

Carlos?

Carlos?

Okay.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, please.

Go, go, go.

No, no.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Dave!