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Wait, you came out too fast.

I had a new honk ready.

Go back in.

Oh yeah, no problem.

Hey, wait a second, babe.

I made you a smoothie for the truck.

Oh.

Mmm.

Is it too sweet?

You certainly are.

Bye.

Looks like the truck is gonna have two smoothies in it,

you know what I mean? Smooth devil.

Shred, you do know I want to like you, right?

I do.

Ok.

♪ Frank coming out in the morning ♪

Yasmine's great.

I was on the fence about her

after she ghosted you, twice,

but she's back and better than ever.

She makes me meals, she texts me all the time,

she remembers specific details from conversations we've had.

She's pretty much obsessed.

That's great, man.

No, I mean literally obsessed.

She stares at my mouth when I talk.

She might be unstable.

That just sounds like cool GF behavior to me.

Ok, how about this?

She watches me sleep.

So?

I watch you sleep.

You tuck your hands under your face like a tiny angel.

Great. No more truck naps.

Maybe it's you, Frank.

You just draw crazy people to you.

I took Addy to school today,

she made me drop her off a block away.

Yeah, I don't love that kid.

That's my daughter, but I hear you.

Walk. Walk. Walk.

Everything I do mortifies her.

I can't even take my socks off without her groaning.

Yeah, but I've seen you take off your socks

and it's weird.

You do it toe by toe like a burlesque dancer.

Give me the female perspective.

How do I connect with her?

You can't.

I mean, she's a 13-year-old girl

and honestly she kinda sucks.

Truck 8, there's a report of a gorilla at Overlook Park.

Wait, sorry, just to double check, did you say “gorilla”?

Like a large ape?

Or like a freedom fighter?

I'm sorry, would an armed militant be preferable?

It's the animal. We're Animal Control. Over.

Woah.

A giraffe and a gorilla.

I wonder if that means there's a...

ZOO BREAK!!

Ok, some activists released a bunch of animals,

and we all know what happened last time we had a zoo break.

We get the first Monday in May off every year

for a reason.

Officer Jones.

Let's bring them home safely, folks.

Let's go.

Alright, we need total focus, no bathroom breaks.

Oh, you can use the bathroom, just maybe make it quick.

No twos.

Yeah, that's fair.

Frank, what's your status?

Good news, we're following a giraffe.

Bad news, she's heading towards electrical lines.

Good news, they're in an underserved community

where electricity is spotty.

Bad news, the city has really let these people down.

Emily, while I've got you, just a friendly reminder

that Isabelle's coming to the office for lunch today.

Yeah, Shred, I... I really don't think today

is the best day for visitors.

Not even significant others?

Rick used to come by all the time before...

He dumped Emily?

Carl, we've been over this.

Emily said he dumped her.

After I turned down his marriage proposal.

Yeah. Emily shot first, so...

Ok. Um, do we have eyes on the flamingo, Carl?

I've got a bit of a worst case scenario.

Back to Isabelle real quick.

She won't be a bother,

you just show her where the napkins are

and maybe you two can hang out a little?

Uh, yeah.

How about we keep this line clear

of personal relationship talk

and just focus on the escaped animals.

I swear there was a huge giraffe right here.

What was that? Hello? Truck 12, come in.

Hello?

Truck 8 located the gorilla.

Patel, talk to me.

We have eyes on the party animal.

And this time it's not Victoria.

Okay. Stay here. Stay here.

Is the gorilla gonna be ok?

Yeah, he's gonna be fine, sweetie.

PATEL! GET THE RIFLE!

Please hold.

Ok, uh, maybe close your eyes

unless you wanna see something awesome.

It's as easy as one, two...

Sorry! And happy birthday!

Oh, no.

Base camp, this is Truck 12.

We're back on the giraffe.

Don't worry, we won't lose him this time.

Great. Great. Great.

I am the lord of all giraffes!

Bow down before me!

I can't believe this is working!

Hi!

We walk the giraffes on Tuesday!

I'm not surprised to see that.

See how he pulls the paper off those red velvets?

Opposable thumbs.

Real difference maker in the jungle.

Yeah, ok, that's awesome.

Um, no pressure but this is our last dart.

Feels like pressure.

Gorilla contained.

Copy that.

Well done.

We did it, Precinct 22.

We did it!

Bathrooms reopened for any and all business.

You earned it, folks!

Yeah!

They... they were never really closed but...

No, I locked 'em. Y'all did it! Yes!

Ok, we're gonna talk about that.

Yeah!

Yep, yeah, all the animals

are accounted for except for one.

Oreo, our male king penguin.

Probably snuck out in a group of tiny groomsmen.

Don't worry, we'll keep looking.

Thank you.

His mate, Patty, is minding their egg alone.

Oh God, look at her. She's keeping a brave face

but you know she's really suffering deep down, huh.

I know.

That poor egg.

Ok, we don't know Oreo's side of things.

Hey, Patty, be honest.

Do you watch him when he sleeps?

I'm sorry for him.

He's in a weird place romantically.

His girlfriend pays attention to him.

Okay, we don't need to involve her in my love life.

She's got zoos to keep.

Please, tell me anything.

Most of my conversations are with barking seals.

Try sharing a truck with one.

Poor guy.

I know the shame of being carried unconscious

from a kid's party.

Yeah, and I know the shame of losing a deposit

on a bounce house.

Excuse me?

Excuse me, hi. Channel 4 news.

Uh, quick question.

Can you just tell us,

what was it like to manage -Hi.

A zoo break of this magnitude?

Uh, actually, do you know what?

You should talk to my partner, Officer Patel.

Hero, husband, father.

Get in there. Addy will love it.

Go. Impress your daughter.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Hi there, we're from Channel 4 news.

Officer Patel. I can only give you an hour.

Hey, Animal Control, which one of these little piggies

went to market?

Hey, Shred tells me

you think your girlfriend's crazy for you

but in a bad way. I've been there, too.

Both sides.

Oh, good.

Just the conversation I wanna have with the person

who should probably focus on

the more important things like finding shoes and socks.

Sorry, I tell Isabelle everything

when she tickles me.

Yeah, he does.

Frank skipped his leg day this week.

No.

Have you guys considered

making this relationship long distance?

Over by the copier is fine.

Yeah? You wanna go by the copier?

I'll follow you anywhere, baby.

Dear lord, it's a drop-in.

What is she doing here?

See? I told you. She's obsessed.

It just looks like your girlfriend's

visiting you at work.

And with treats, which is nice.

Unless those treats are stuffed with air tags.

I gotta break up with her.

Well, when you know, you know. You know?

Me and Shred, we know.

You and that woman who doesn't look at all

like a Yasmine, you don't know. You know.

I think your street urchin

is trying to agree with me.

Frank, if you wanna break up with her, that's fine,

but just promise me

you won't pull an Oreo and ghost her.

Only cowards ghost people.

I'm not afraid of looking someone in the face

and telling them the hard truths.

My man.

Like how my dad thinks you're a lesbian.

Ok, I don't take offense, you know.

Although I am now considering a hair cut.

One comment you dismiss.

Two comments starts to feel like a consensus.

Hey, we're waving and we're waving and everything's normal.

I'm taking her to lunch right now

and ending this once and for all.

Hey, there you are.

Surprise. Hi.

What're you doing here?

Oh, sorry, that sounded harsh.

Why is this happening?

I heard about the zoo break.

My manager packed a bunch of waffles

to thank you all.

I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Not at all.

Do you want to grab lunch?

I would eat these but thanks to your job

I've had every possible variation of the waffle.

Have lunch here.

No.

The famous Yasmine.

I mean, we've been dying to meet you.

She doesn't know who you are.

I don't talk about work.

Victoria. Obviously Shred.

Hi.

Isabelle.

And... is that Emily over there in the window?

Uh-huh.

Wow. You've catalogued all the names

of the people I work with. It's chilling.

Do you want to go get a salad, somewhere public, maybe?

No, no, no. You're not taking her away.

I have so many questions for you, like why Frank?

And also, him? Really?

Him.

I'm on TV! Everybody shut up!

Oh, I've heard such nice things about you,

so nice to meet you.

Oh.

Everybody, shut up! I'm on the television!

In one of the most dramatic moments

of today's zoo break, Animal Control Officer, Amit Patel

needed a tranquilizer dart to subdue a gorilla.

I just want to assure everyone at home

that Timothée the gorilla is safe

and back at the zoo.

Safe and back at the zoo.

Amit Patel, local Seattle hero.

TJ, back to you.

Nice work with that gorilla!

Thumbs!

- Thumbs? - Yeah.

Opposable thumbs.

Of all things associated with gorillas

you blurted out “thumbs”?

Well, yeah. It was top of mind.

King Kong, Donkey Kong, Coco, bananas, Diane Fossy,

and you went with thumbs?

I think it sounded cool.

I agree with Carl.

You know Carl's name?

Oh, Carl Kurtkazky?

Thank you, Yasmine. Frank, I like her.

But is she wrong?

Because I wonder if maybe I embarrassed myself

and my family further.

No, I think you're fine.

I mean, I think Addy's a teenager

so she's never gonna see the news unless you show it to her.

Yeah, exact...

Are you are you saying I shouldn't show her?

Just got a call from dispatch,

there's been a penguin sighting

at Big Splash Waterpark.

That's gotta be Oreo.

Frank, we have to get him back to his missus.

Nobody waddles out on their family on my watch.

I know this doesn't sound like a real job

but I have to go catch a penguin.

We'll grab dinner later,

somewhere between our places

so we can take separate vehicles?

Sounds more inconvenient, but sure.

You can tell me all about your exciting day.

That will be the main thrust of our conversation.

Shred, let's go.

Yes.

Hey, I think I'm gonna stay here

and go through the lost and found.

Oh, yeah? What'd you lose?

Eh, I'll know it when I see it.

Good luck out there.

- Hey, boss. - Hey.

Uh, if you can see them, they can see you.

That was what I wanted.

Always watching, like a normal, good boss.

You have no reason to feel insecure or weird

around some pretty girl who's dating Shred.

No, no. No, no, no. I don't.

And and are we all agreed that she's pretty?

Okay, you need to work on whatever this is

because the Emily that I fell in love with

wasn't threatened by a beautiful woman.

A beautiful... now she's beautiful?

She was pretty but now she's beautiful.

She's had a makeover over the course of this conversation

which is great for her and I... I hear it.

I am spiraling a little bit.

So I should probably deal with that

even though I've never been so productive in my life.

I mean, I've already done next year's taxes somehow

and I don't even know how much I made.

Let's just take a breath and make some tea,

and then we're just gonna really get in there.

Ok, well I hope you have floaties

because this pool is deep.

Responding officers, penguin spotted.

Top of the Splash Blaster.

Copy. Approaching.

Oreo?

Frank, it's him.

“Yaz”.

Now we're giving her a nick name?

Hey, Shred, you gotta hurry up.

Yasmine is starting to form office friendships.

I haven't even done that yet.

I think he wants to go down the slide.

No, you want to go down the slide.

He wants to sit on an iceberg alone eating krill.

Listen, this guy is clearly looking for answers.

I think he just needs to take a little journey, Frank.

I'm gonna send him.

Ok, buddy.

That's right.

Yep.

Bird incoming.

Which slide?

The blue one.

Which blue one?

The Splash Blaster.

Got it.

I don't see him.

Maybe he's stuck.

I should probably slide down and check.

You're totally wearing a bathing suit

under your uniform, aren't you?

Affirmative. I'm going in.

Wooo!

Oreo, I'm coming to see you.

Wooo!

He wasn't in there! Did I miss him?

I was booking, man.

I just wanna set the scene here,

an animal with a top land speed of two miles an hour

evaded you and you've got a loose bandage

in your hair.

What have I done?

Poor Patty, poor egg.

As God is my witness I will reunite this family, Frank.

Good God.

She's assimilated the lunch bunch.

I have to quit my job.

Do you have a towel?

Oh, hi. Can I help you?

Yes, you can.

Hi. I would like to adopt a dog.

I'm looking for something fluffy and little

and loyal.

Unlike my assistant who just quit

and forced me to adopt my own dog.

Actually, could you come back later?

We were about to do a deep dive

and it's about to get raw.

Oh, I have a body butter for that.

Unless you mean emotionally raw,

in which case I have a different body butter for that.

Oh my gosh, it's... it's you.

I just watched your Ted Talk.

You're uh...

At the level of fame you don't know my name.

Um...

Fff...

Fi...

Fi... Foo...

- Fiona Holcomb. - Fiona Holcomb.

Yes, the lifestyle brand maven.

That's me.

Oh my gosh. I'm Emily Holcomb.

Nope. No, I'm not. It's Emily Price.

Uh, sorry, I've never met a female billionaire before.

Or any billionaire, so...

Breathe.

There we go.

Spots. Tiny little spots.

Too deep. Too deep.

It's very exciting for me.

It's Addy. She must have unblocked me.

“You seen this?”

Thumbs!

I just want to tell everyone that Timothée, the gorilla

is safe and back at the zoo.

Thumbs!

What is...?

Thumbs!

I'm everywhere.

This is so great!

She's texting me again.

“You ruined my whole life.”

Yeah, there she goes.

She blocked me again.

This seems worse than the socks thing.

Truck 8 to Truck 12.

Oh, so my stuff's over then, huh?

Truck 12 responding.

I just wanted to say that Yasmine is a great hang.

She is so fun to make fun of you with.

Plus she gave us those waffles

some of them had chocolate chips in them, the tiny kind?

Okay.

Hello? Hello? Did you cut out?

No, he's just being weird

because he wants to dump her for bizarre

and confusing reasons.

What?!

That's crazy!

She's so much better than him!

She likes to watch me sleep

and I found a pair of my compression shorts

at her place.

Yes, but maybe you just left them there.

No, she wants my scent.

Well, she could sniff a bar

of Irish Spring soap then, maybe.

Seriously, she's young, she's hot,

she clearly has low standards.

You're just sabotaging this because it's getting serious.

She's kinda right. You're a saboteur.

Totally. Can we raincheck this conversation?

Do not pull a Victoria and break up with her

just because things are going well, you muppet.

You know, maybe I left the compression shorts there

after I went to the gym.

Is it possible this is all in my head?

- Yes! - Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Dad!

Dad, come here! Over here, Dad!

Hey, everything ok?

Stop being weird.

My friends want to meet Officer Thumbs.

Everyone at school thinks you're hilarious.

Thumbs, can I get a photo?

Oh, uh... yeah, ok.

Everyone, here he comes. Get in.

Do the voice?

Do the voice! Do the voice!

Thumbs!

Ok. I will take her.

Oh. That was fast.

Yes. Well, it had to be.

Um... oh, I don't want to be rude

but um... it absolutely reeks in here.

Um, yeah, it does. No, that's fair.

In my perfect world we'd have a designated play area

that could double as a space for adoption visits, but...

There's no perfect world unless you create it.

I'm just gonna jot that down real quick.

Have you not read my new book?

I thought it wasn't out yet.

I'm so sorry.

No apologies.

What is holding you back

from building that dream space, Emily?

Funds, mostly, and also a little um...

No, it's 100 percent funds.

Are you being fearlessly honest with yourself?

Oh, that's one of your core philosophies.

Yes, that's right.

Um, well, I just got out of a relationship

and then there's this other guy

Mmhmm.

Okay, okay, okay. You really need to read Chapter 6.

- Totally. - Shh.

When faced with a setback

double down on an area of strength.

Now, work is clearly an area of strength for you, Emily.

Oh, really? Do you think so?

If you need money you need a fundraising board

and someone great to run it.

Um, you are someone great.

I am.

Yeah.

Write a proposal.

If it wows me, I will do it.

I need to take this.

Oh, she just took the dog.

You know, we have um,

some forms and a $45 adoption fee.

But you know, I'll front you

and then we'll settle up when uh,

we talk about the board.

Clear my afternoon, Bettany.

I have a book to read and a proposal to write.

We aren't having tea, are we?

No. A fearless look at my pain will just have to wait.

Everyone was so sweet.

Patel even showed me his secret napping spot.

Really, I just found him sleeping under his desk.

Yeah, he makes a surprisingly comfortable foot rest.

I want to say I'm sorry for acting so weird earlier.

Zoo breaks only happen once every 40 years

so I probably only have one left in my career.

How long do you plan on working?

Oh, I have Peter Pan syndrome.

I haven't thought about it.

But I'm really glad you came by.

It was about time you met everybody.

Yeah?

Definitely.

Oh.

Ok, listen.

Um, do you remember my cousin Anne?

- With the X-Files tattoo? - Yeah.

She's getting married in Madrid

and my whole family's gonna be there,

and they would all really love to meet you.

Absolutely. Definitely. I'm in.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Hey, I'm here. Frank?

I couldn't do it. I'm ghosting her.

She wants me to go to freakin' Madrid.

I'm also stuck, so can you give me a tug?

Wait, I thought you were back in.

No. I'm taking the coward's way out.

I admit it, I have intimacy issues,

so give me a tug, you judgmental bastard.

Wait, your butt is wedged.

No offense, but that's a lot of Frank cake.

Do you want me to get Isabelle?

She's in the car.

Why? We need someone to steal me out the window?

Wow.

Ok, it's hard to take the moral high ground

when you're halfway out of a bathroom, bud.

I like to think that I'm halfway in the bathroom.

I'm a pessimist, so...

- Ok. - Ok.

You ready?

Here we go. Okay.

One, two...

Ok, two more tugs

and we gotta think about losing the pants.

No, no, no, no!

Hey. I'm here to apologize.

I'm sure you got a lot of questions.

Not really.

You freaked out and ghosted me.

I'm pretty familiar with that move.

I'm sorry.

I made up this whole story in my head

that you were obsessed with me.

Obsessed with you?

I know, it's my stuff.

You're amazing, I'm just an emotional cripple.

Well, thank you for saying that,

but we are about 12 years past being able to use that phrase.

Add that to the list of things

that I need to work on,

along with my inability to avoid weird goodbyes.

So au revoir, Mademoiselle.

♪ Just as soon as you go taking that vow... ♪

♪ There'll be a change in your ways ♪

Goodbye.

♪ You better run for your life, ♪

♪ unless you're running into love, ♪

♪ huggin' and kissin' is...

♪ you're running into love.