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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,417 --> 00:00:11,417 Hi, I'm Marnie. (SIGHS) 2 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,918 And... 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,209 (SCOFFS) I think I'm a sex addict. 4 00:00:18,584 --> 00:00:19,417 Even as I was saying it, 5 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:22,417 I knew I was probably in the wrong place. 6 00:00:23,292 --> 00:00:24,667 Just to get you up to speed, 7 00:00:24,918 --> 00:00:27,459 that's me telling a room full of strangers 8 00:00:27,542 --> 00:00:29,209 how I'm such a horny bastard, 9 00:00:29,292 --> 00:00:33,167 I can lose an entire day thinking about milking my mum, 10 00:00:33,918 --> 00:00:35,334 fingering a horse, 11 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:38,417 or getting teabagged by my dentist. 12 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,417 And that's them thinking, 13 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,542 "You're not a sex addict, you're a danger to society." 14 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:44,959 Cut to... 15 00:00:45,042 --> 00:00:46,667 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 16 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:59,167 (SCOFFS) Thanks, love. 17 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,000 Would anyone else like to share? 18 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,375 CHARLIE: Er, yeah. 19 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:14,083 I'm Charlie, a porn addict. 20 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:16,876 And I've been sober for nearly a year. 21 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:18,751 MARNIE: This guy, though... 22 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:20,209 He's the real deal. 23 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:22,709 He actually gets off on the shit he thinks about. 24 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,250 They love him. 25 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,500 CHARLIE: I went to this phone shop. 26 00:01:26,584 --> 00:01:28,918 And I remembered that's how it starts. 27 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:30,250 I remembered how it feels. 28 00:01:30,709 --> 00:01:32,209 (CHARLIE STUTTERS) 29 00:01:32,584 --> 00:01:35,834 MARNIE: He's had some wanks in some very interesting places. 30 00:01:35,918 --> 00:01:38,334 The things his penis has seen... 31 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:40,334 Predominantly the inside of his hand and... 32 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:45,167 You want it. You need it. So you chase it. 33 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,667 You'll do anything to get it. 34 00:01:46,751 --> 00:01:48,167 MARNIE: That, right there, 35 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:51,167 that is why I don't belong here. 36 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:54,626 I don't want anything to do with the shit I think about. 37 00:01:54,709 --> 00:01:57,250 Ooh, hang on. He's getting to the climax. 38 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,751 ...forever, and then you cum 39 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,083 and it's like all your thoughts, 40 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,042 all your fucking amazing thoughts 41 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:05,459 being sucked into your brain and exploding. 42 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,918 Feels... (SIGHS) Incredible. 43 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,876 You feel like you're finally... You. 44 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:12,209 MARNIE: That's the problem. 45 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:14,125 I don't know what me feels like. 46 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,709 Oh, hey. 47 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,292 I'm not a sex addict, am I? 48 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,876 CHARLIE: Yeah, no. You're not a sex addict. 49 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:53,751 (SMACKS LIPS) Everyone's gone for a cuppa. 50 00:02:53,834 --> 00:02:55,209 (CHUCKLING) Think I'll give it a miss, thanks. 51 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,292 What you doing now? 52 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:00,334 Erm... 53 00:03:01,959 --> 00:03:03,834 It was nice of you to wait. 54 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:09,709 But I don't really feel like being around people after that. 55 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:10,500 All right, bighead. 56 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:13,584 I wasn't waiting for you. I was waiting for her. 57 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,918 -Hey, Lynne. -Hi, Charlie. (CHUCKLES) 58 00:03:18,334 --> 00:03:20,876 She runs introduction to felting. 59 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,459 The ancient craft of transforming 60 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:24,459 of wool fibres into textile material. 61 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:29,375 Oh, so, like, the opposite of porn. 62 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:31,709 -That's why I'm doing it. -(SCOFFS) 63 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:33,125 My therapist said it's avoidance, 64 00:03:33,209 --> 00:03:34,417 but then I made him 65 00:03:34,751 --> 00:03:36,751 a felt replica of his dog and he loved it. 66 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:38,584 -(CHUCKLES) -You should come. 67 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:40,959 Erm... 68 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,292 I don't know. 69 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:43,876 We're not gonna chain you up. 70 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:45,876 No, I know you won't, I mean... 71 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,876 -Obviously, why would you? -(CHUCKLES) 72 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:51,209 -You coming, Charlie? -Er, yes. 73 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:52,959 And, erm, so is she. 74 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:53,417 Oh. 75 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:58,500 (SIGHS) 76 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:10,709 (SIGHS) At least when I'm a mumbling, crazy woman 77 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:11,667 roaming the streets of London, 78 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,459 I'll be able to felt my own clothes out of dead rats. 79 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:19,626 -Lovely work, Charlie. -Thank you. 80 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,876 -Not a natural crafter either. -Don't know what I am. 81 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:34,167 -Quite a shit felter. -(CHUCKLES) 82 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:37,167 Maybe cos I'm not a menopausal woman? 83 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:39,209 -Fuck off. -(CHUCKLES) 84 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:41,334 I do activities is to keep me busy. 85 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:44,334 Alternative entertainment helps. (SIGHS) 86 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,000 And the group, obviously. 87 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,375 It's cool that you found your people. 88 00:04:48,459 --> 00:04:51,083 Must be a group for people with sexy thoughts. 89 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:53,584 They're not sexy. They're disgusting. 90 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:56,209 What, so it's... 91 00:04:56,292 --> 00:04:58,459 Pretty intense in your head, yeah? 92 00:05:00,209 --> 00:05:01,250 Yeah. 93 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:07,250 What's happening now? 94 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,918 You just wanna perv. 95 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,042 (SCOFFS) Take more than a saucy anecdote to get me off. 96 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,417 Trust me. 97 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:16,834 (SIGHS) 98 00:05:16,918 --> 00:05:17,459 Twenty minutes thinking about 99 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:20,042 the colour of Lynne's pubic hair. 100 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:23,209 Yeah. Well, I mean, who isn't? 101 00:05:24,334 --> 00:05:29,083 And then another ten wondering why I'm thinking that. 102 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:31,167 And then... 103 00:05:31,459 --> 00:05:34,959 What if I ripped off her pubes and felted that. 104 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:43,500 Come on, you amateur. 105 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:48,751 You're not layering your tuft. 106 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:56,876 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 107 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:04,834 ♪ In a suit made out of song ♪ 108 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:07,167 ♪ Come on ♪ 109 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,167 MARNIE: It was really good. 110 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:10,626 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 111 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:12,876 ♪ Let's not insist on love ♪ 112 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:17,209 ♪ We're just alive ♪ 113 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:18,334 -Looks like a hippie's merkin. -MARNIE: Ugh. 114 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:20,959 Give it to your mum. They love that shit. 115 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:22,334 (SIGHS) I moved to London 116 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:25,167 to stop my parents finding out I'm a perv. 117 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:28,751 I'm not sending them a snazzy pubic wig in the post. 118 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:32,167 But, it's art. And some art's shit. 119 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,167 Do you wanna go for a drink? 120 00:06:37,209 --> 00:06:38,959 -I, erm... I actually don't... -Yeah, no, sorry. 121 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:41,083 -A bit intense. -No, no, I don't drink. 122 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,626 Yeah, er, not good for the head and all that. 123 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,918 Yeah, sorry. God, I sound really desperate. 124 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,042 No, no, you don't. You don't. We should, erm... 125 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:52,500 We should... We should just stay in touch or something. 126 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:54,626 -Yeah? -Yeah. 127 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:57,542 (CHUCKLES) It's just... 128 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,250 Other than this guy I vomited on, 129 00:06:59,334 --> 00:07:01,334 and this woman I really offended, 130 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:04,584 you're the only person I've met in London. 131 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,125 -Stop it, you flirt. -(CHUCKLES) 132 00:07:09,918 --> 00:07:11,417 What'd you do to her? 133 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,626 Er, something sexual. 134 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:20,667 Well, rule 101 of porn and sex addict support, 135 00:07:20,751 --> 00:07:21,959 make amends. 136 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,167 Make amends? 137 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,751 I'm not a porn or sex addict. 138 00:07:26,459 --> 00:07:27,626 What the fuck am I? 139 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:29,000 (SIGHS) I don't belong in a group, 140 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:31,167 not even felting. 141 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,125 Well, let's make our own one. 142 00:07:33,209 --> 00:07:34,334 Just be you and me, so, 143 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:35,792 less chairs to put away at the end. 144 00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:37,042 -(CHUCKLES) -I'm not chatting you up. 145 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:39,167 Stop chatting me up. 146 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,876 I wouldn't know what to do with you. 147 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,834 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 148 00:07:49,459 --> 00:07:50,542 MARNIE: Making amends 149 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:52,417 is an essential part of recovery. 150 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,876 Yes. 151 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:56,125 Wait. This is the 21st century. 152 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,000 People don't make amends in person. 153 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:58,459 That's creepy. 154 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:00,751 No. 155 00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:02,292 I'll just send an e-mail. 156 00:08:02,626 --> 00:08:04,042 SHEREEN: Do you want me to make you some breakfast? 157 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:06,375 -I don't mind. -Er, no, 158 00:08:06,459 --> 00:08:08,876 I'm going out, I think. 159 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,500 Oh, was it a mad one last night? 160 00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:12,209 -Are you on a comedown? -(CHUCKLES) 161 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,209 It was really PG, actually. 162 00:08:14,292 --> 00:08:16,209 You meet anyone interesting? 163 00:08:16,459 --> 00:08:18,542 -Er, yeah. I did. This guy. -(DOOR OPENS) 164 00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:21,250 If you ever need to borrow my bed, just say. 165 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,584 Cos you won't fit a man in that cupboard. 166 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:26,042 (LAUGHS) Er, it's really more of a friends thing. 167 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,542 Er, right. Right, with benefits. 168 00:08:28,626 --> 00:08:31,500 Sexual intercourse, running errands... 169 00:08:31,584 --> 00:08:35,584 No, er, like, someone I can talk to about stuff. 170 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,667 You can talk to me about anything. 171 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:39,876 Okay. 172 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:45,167 So? 173 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,626 (SIGHS) Maybe not just yet 174 00:08:46,709 --> 00:08:47,375 cos I've got this interview thing... 175 00:08:47,626 --> 00:08:49,250 Oh, same. A load of women called Karen 176 00:08:49,334 --> 00:08:51,792 are coming in to try and impress me. 177 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:54,125 (LAUGHS) Okay. 178 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:56,500 Well, wait a minute, I'll come with you. 179 00:08:56,584 --> 00:08:57,751 (CHUCKLES) 180 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:58,709 MARNIE: I wish I was like her. 181 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:02,083 She is who she is 182 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:02,792 and she doesn't give a fuck what people think of her. 183 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,584 I give too many. 184 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:08,125 ♪ When you're alone and life is making you lonely ♪ 185 00:09:08,209 --> 00:09:11,959 ♪ You can always go ♪ 186 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,626 ♪ Downtown ♪ 187 00:09:13,709 --> 00:09:14,500 ♪ When you've got worries ♪ 188 00:09:14,584 --> 00:09:17,584 So, big interview. How are you feeling? 189 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:20,751 Fine. Excited. 190 00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:22,125 ♪ Downtown ♪ 191 00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:23,125 I see this a lot in HR. 192 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:25,292 -What? -Simmering panic. 193 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:28,459 -Your face, it's shaking. -No, it's not. 194 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:32,584 But if you need any tips for anxiety, I'm your gal. 195 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:35,209 I was a very nervous child. (CHUCKLES) 196 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:37,584 I used to chew holes in all my clothes. 197 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,876 Mother thought we had a moth problem. 198 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:41,167 I know what you should do. 199 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:44,000 Just picture everybody naked. 200 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,709 ♪ Things will be great when you're -- ♪ 201 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,584 MARNIE: Story of my life. (SIGHS) 202 00:09:49,876 --> 00:09:53,417 Well, right now it's more of a harrowing tale. 203 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,792 ♪ And you may find somebody kind ♪ 204 00:09:55,876 --> 00:09:58,042 ♪ To help and understand you ♪ 205 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,792 ♪ Someone who is just like you ♪ 206 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:04,751 ♪ And needs a gentle hand to guide them along ♪ 207 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:07,709 ♪ So maybe I'll see you there ♪ 208 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,667 ♪ We can forget all our troubles ♪ 209 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:12,292 ♪ Forget all our cares ♪ 210 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,751 ♪ So go downtown ♪ 211 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:18,292 ♪ Things will be great when you're downtown ♪ 212 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:21,125 ♪ Don't wait a minute more ♪ 213 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:22,334 ♪ Downtown ♪ 214 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:25,334 ♪ Everything's waiting for you ♪ 215 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,250 ♪ Downtown ♪ 216 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:28,209 ♪ Downtown ♪ 217 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:30,751 (LIFT BELL DINGS) 218 00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:49,250 Hello. 219 00:10:57,334 --> 00:10:58,792 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 220 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,042 ...doesn't equal. 221 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,417 Can you just... One moment... Just one moment. 222 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,500 (CLANGING) 223 00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:11,709 WOMAN: Yeah, I'm fine. (CLEARS THROAT) 224 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,083 Hi. 225 00:11:16,584 --> 00:11:18,709 -Hi. -Can you just come over here for a minute? 226 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:19,876 -Okay. -What the fuck are you doing here? 227 00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:22,834 I know this is really weird of me, but I can explain. 228 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,000 -Go on, then. -Okay. 229 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:31,834 So, the gay thing first? Yeah. (SIGHS) 230 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,292 When I said you weren't my type... 231 00:11:37,918 --> 00:11:39,083 (STUTTERS) It's cos 232 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,459 I like people who are a bit more masculine. 233 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:45,500 (CLEARS THROAT) Are you saying you tried to get with me 234 00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:47,876 cos I look masculine 235 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:51,083 -or you didn't cos I don't? -Er, second one. 236 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,876 Erm, when I say masculine, 237 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:55,626 I mean... 238 00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:58,125 So they're actually men. 239 00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:01,125 -Not women. -You're a fanny tourist. 240 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,209 -If that's what it's called. -Yeah, it is. 241 00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:07,000 (SIGHS) I'm really sorry. 242 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,292 People confuse me. 243 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,125 And I got this thing in my head 244 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:11,918 that I thought would unconfuse me, 245 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:15,000 so I had to do it, and... (SIGHS) That was you. 246 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:15,792 You know, this isn't Love Island, 247 00:12:15,876 --> 00:12:17,709 you just can't do that to people. 248 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:21,042 Yeah, I know. (SIGHS) Must be something wrong with me. 249 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:25,918 Right. Is that it? 250 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,876 Cos I've an article to write on bi-curiosity. 251 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,834 There's something else, also. 252 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:37,459 Is that intern offer still a thing or... 253 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:38,751 You want to work here? 254 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,375 -You said you needed interns. -(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 255 00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:42,792 -I know what I did was fucked up. -Yeah. 256 00:12:42,876 --> 00:12:46,626 I don't normally do things as fucked up as that. 257 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:50,375 Well, recently I do. But that wasn't me. 258 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,500 This is me. 259 00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:53,792 Hello. (SIGHS) 260 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:58,417 I know you probably think 261 00:12:58,834 --> 00:12:59,167 I'm just some random Scottish person you met in a club. 262 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,959 Yeah. 263 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:03,626 But, if you gave me a chance, 264 00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:06,167 I would try really hard not to fuck it up 265 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,250 like I've fucked up our previous interactions. 266 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:11,542 I'll do anything. 267 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,542 (SIGHS) Nothing sexual, though, cos I'm a professional. 268 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,375 Sorry. 269 00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:23,792 One day. 270 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,042 What? Seriously? 271 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:27,667 Yeah, we could actually do with the help today. 272 00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:28,876 And for the love of God, if anyone asks, 273 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,709 -I found you on LinkedIn. -Okay. 274 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,584 Oh, this is fucked up. Don't fuck this up. 275 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,500 I won't. I won't, I promise. 276 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,000 (CHUCKLES) 277 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,000 -Are you gonna come with me? -Yeah, mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. 278 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,250 Right. (SIGHS) We'll set you up here. 279 00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:48,500 -Simi is on holidays again. -Cool. 280 00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,000 Sit here. All right. 281 00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:52,375 (CLICKS) 282 00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:54,209 Erm, ignore these. These are freebies. 283 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,125 She's not like, some sort of sexual deviant. 284 00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:58,417 Do you know how to use a landline? 285 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,792 Er... 286 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,417 Hello... (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 287 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,292 Right. Well, I have shit to do, 288 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,542 so can you just answer the phones and try to be normal? 289 00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:10,584 Yeah. Er, thanks again for this. 290 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,459 If you want me to be normal, 291 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:20,584 then maybe don't seat me at a desk 292 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,918 covered in genitals. 293 00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,042 That's not normal. 294 00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,667 Hi. 295 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:48,000 (LIFT BELL DINGS) 296 00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:55,792 (SIGHS) 297 00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:57,209 (CLEARS THROAT) 298 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,584 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 299 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,667 Yeah. 300 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,042 Good morning, colleague. 301 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,792 -I'm Marnie. -Yeah, we met. 302 00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,250 You're the one who... (MIMICS VOMITING) 303 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,459 Oh, I know. Maybe we could just forget about that 304 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,125 -cos of the Amber thing. -Okay. 305 00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:22,209 Hello, stranger. 306 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,834 -Nice to meet you. -For the first time ever. 307 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,876 -(WHISPERING) Can you not... -Yeah, I won't. 308 00:15:36,918 --> 00:15:38,334 Does anyone want tea? 309 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,584 -That's you. The tea. -Oh, yeah. Sure. 310 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:51,876 You better ask people what they want. 311 00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:54,834 Cos, Yorkshire and one isn't good enough for some people. 312 00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:56,042 I'll have one, though. 313 00:15:56,876 --> 00:15:58,918 -Can you do... -Tea. Yeah, I'm on it. 314 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,667 LIBBY: Spring/Summer content. 315 00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:04,250 How this year's number one styles are... (SIGHS) 316 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,375 Bullshit. 317 00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:07,334 I'm not wearing waders as shoes 318 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:10,959 just cos some designer twat's been fishing. 319 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:12,375 (SIGHS) 320 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:16,542 -So, how's sobriety? -AMBER: Er, pros... 321 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,584 Whose was the green tea? 322 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:19,876 Pros... Erm, 323 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:24,125 cheap, glowing skin, clarity of thought... 324 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:25,834 -Who the green tea? -...which is... 325 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,000 Er, it's kind of like grieving. 326 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,250 There's the stage one, 327 00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,292 -which is regret. -That's jasmine. 328 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,042 -"What the fuck am I doing?" -MARNIE: Oh, wait. 329 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,667 This is the green tea. 330 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:34,709 Sorry, can you just put those down, so we can... 331 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:37,792 -Yeah, sorry. -Thanks. 332 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,375 (SIGHS) 333 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,417 -Can you just sit there? -Okay. 334 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,083 -Sorry, Amby, you were saying... -(AMBER SIGHS) 335 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:49,584 Oh, sorry, er, stage two, you got smugness. 336 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,584 My skin is like marble. 337 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,000 Er, stage three, arrogance. 338 00:16:54,626 --> 00:16:56,083 I could do this for life. 339 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,209 Er, stage four, you got glee. 340 00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,709 I cannot wait for a fucking drink tonight. (SIGHS) 341 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,584 But at least with sobriety, 342 00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:03,834 remember all your sexual conquests. 343 00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:05,000 (COUGHS) 344 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,042 That's the problem. 345 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:11,125 I'm actually thinking celibacy for my next piece. 346 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,250 Cos the mad, scattergun approach 347 00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:15,959 to having sex is too much of an effort. 348 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:16,751 (COUGHS) 349 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:19,167 Yeah, everyone, sorry, this is... 350 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,334 Marnie. 351 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,167 LIBBY: Marnie. 352 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,042 So, tell us about yourself. 353 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,417 (MARNIE CLEARS THROAT) 354 00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:33,459 (SIGHS) 355 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:37,125 Hi. I'm Marnie. 356 00:17:37,209 --> 00:17:40,000 (CLEARS THROAT) And, er... 357 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,083 (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY) 358 00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:53,334 What are you... Get the fuck off the table. 359 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,125 Get off the... (SCREAMS) 360 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,000 Er... 361 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,834 Er... 362 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,292 I'm a 24-year-old woman... 363 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,918 Currently living in London. 364 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:32,334 LIBBY: Did anyone see Newsnight last night? 365 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,709 AMBER: I thought you said... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 366 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,417 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 367 00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:39,834 ♪ Hey, moon ♪ 368 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:40,834 (SIGHS) 369 00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:43,709 ♪ It's just you and me tonight ♪ 370 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:48,709 ♪ Everyone else is asleep ♪ 371 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,667 ♪ Hey, moon ♪ 372 00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:55,042 ♪ If I was to fall ♪ 373 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:59,667 ♪ I would fall so deep ♪ 374 00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:03,500 ♪ Hey, moon ♪ 375 00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,709 ♪ Come back soon ♪ 376 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,209 Does everyone think I'm basic? 377 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:10,083 (WHISPERING) Should you be talking to me? 378 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,083 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 379 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,375 All I could say was age, sex, location. 380 00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:16,375 That's kind of basic. Like I'm a dead body. 381 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:20,000 How can you be basic with Pantone 292 C vomit? 382 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,500 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 383 00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:23,292 Which is still there, by the way. 384 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,834 I think I saw a tomato plant growing out of it this morning. 385 00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:28,918 (GROANS) You should call the council. 386 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,375 -Or a fox. -(LAUGHS) 387 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,417 MARNIE: Do I want that? (SIGHS) 388 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,918 I can't remember what I decided. 389 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:38,918 Came to see how she's getting on. 390 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,792 Yeah, good, yeah. (SIGHS) 391 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:42,250 Very clean. (SIGHS) 392 00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:51,209 -What are you up to tonight? -Nothing. 393 00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:53,083 Hanging out with the girl I live with. 394 00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:57,751 We have this drinks thing after for some investors. 395 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,709 Can you stick around for it? 396 00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:02,792 Yeah. 397 00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:04,167 RSVP. (CHUCKLES) 398 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:08,250 You can go now. You just come back around 7:00. 399 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,626 Great. 400 00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:17,209 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 401 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,209 (PHONE BEEPS) 402 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,792 ♪ Is it time to dance? ♪ 403 00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:32,334 ♪ I'll fall ♪ 404 00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,918 ♪ You know I like to fall ♪ 405 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,125 ♪ I'm hopeful for ♪ 406 00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:38,667 ♪ The rush-hour car stares ♪ 407 00:20:38,751 --> 00:20:42,959 ♪ And the memory of your piano ♪ 408 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,584 ♪ Can I feel you? ♪ 409 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:50,292 ♪ Are you mythological? ♪ 410 00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:58,584 (SOFTLY) Hey. Hey. Come here. 411 00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:06,959 -Don't you have a job? -Nah, sabbatical. 412 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,250 Why are we in a medical library? 413 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,500 Alumni. Get my money's worth. 414 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,334 (CLEARS THROAT) And my uni class was cancelled. 415 00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,834 -If I don't keep busy I just fap. -Fap? 416 00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:17,209 (MIMICS MASTURBATION) 417 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:18,626 Onomatopoeic term for masturbation. 418 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,584 (SHUSHES) 419 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,751 I was doing some research for you 420 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:26,000 to help you with, er, what you are. 421 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,167 Thanks, but I don't need you to mansplain 422 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,167 something that's been going on in my brain 423 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,292 for the last 10 years. 424 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,375 No, no. No, I wouldn't. 425 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,000 I know... I know you know yourself, 426 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,375 and you've just met me. (SIGHS) 427 00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:40,876 But I wanna help you with your... 428 00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:42,834 -Head. -(CHUCKLES) 429 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,751 And I won't be mansplaining. I'll just be reading. 430 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,417 -All right? -Fine. 431 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,083 But if the NHS can't tell me, 432 00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:51,792 then an unqualified man with a book isn't going to. 433 00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:58,417 Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. 434 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,417 You're welcome. 435 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,250 I don't have OCD. 436 00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:08,375 Wait. Just hear me out. Whoa, whoa! 437 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:09,042 -(SHUSHING) -CHARLIE: "OCD 438 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,417 "is a psychiatric disorder 439 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,542 "characterised by obsessive thoughts 440 00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:15,250 -"and compulsive actions..." -I'm really untidy. 441 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,417 I don't wash my hands for long enough. 442 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,709 And I always leave the house 443 00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:19,918 with tealights accidentally burning. 444 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,250 And I don't care. Cos they're little and they just go out. 445 00:22:22,334 --> 00:22:24,751 "Obsessions manifest as recurring intrusive thoughts 446 00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:27,459 "which are disturbing thoughts, images or ideas. 447 00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,250 "Compulsions are the actions sufferers carry out 448 00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:32,167 "to relieve the anxiety they cause." 449 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,209 MARNIE: Liking wine, moving to London, 450 00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,375 and gate-crashing random support groups 451 00:22:35,459 --> 00:22:39,375 are not compulsions. They're subtle cries for help. 452 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,459 -(SHUSHES) No talking. -CHARLIE: "Typical 453 00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,083 -"obsessive things include... -We're going. 454 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:44,918 "...contamination, illness... 455 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,751 -I'm sorry. Come on, Charlie. -"...orderliness, but sufferers 456 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:50,834 "also obsess about violence, murder, blasphemy and sex." 457 00:22:51,626 --> 00:22:53,918 What? 458 00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:57,042 "Sexual obsessions can include doubts over deviant behaviours, 459 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,626 "but also unfaithfulness, 460 00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:01,876 "or suitability of one's partner or sexual orientation." 461 00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:03,542 That sounds like me. 462 00:23:03,626 --> 00:23:04,626 "What if I sinned? 463 00:23:04,876 --> 00:23:06,417 "What if I don't really love my partner? 464 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,000 "What if I feel sexual love for a parent? 465 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:10,292 "What if I assaulted someone? 466 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,667 "What if I'm infected? 467 00:23:11,751 --> 00:23:12,542 "What if I'm sexually attracted to animals? 468 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:16,125 "What if my entire personal identity is wrong?" 469 00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:16,375 Give me this. 470 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,918 (SIGHS) 471 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,876 Oh, my God! 472 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,667 Oh, my God! 473 00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:28,375 Oh, my God! 474 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:31,667 Fuck! 475 00:23:31,751 --> 00:23:34,334 Char... Charlie, it's OCD! 476 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:37,792 -I've got OCD. -Told you, kiddo. 477 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,000 Fuck! Fuck! 478 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,626 -(SHUSHES) -(CHUCKLES) 479 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:43,959 (LAUGHS) Fuck! 480 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:49,042 (EXHALES) 481 00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:01,751 ♪ Come tomorrow way down south in St. Amore ♪ 482 00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:05,000 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 483 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,250 Yesterday, that would've been a bollock flying at my head. 484 00:24:08,334 --> 00:24:10,542 Today, it's just an unwashed Pink Lady. 485 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,751 I am sick in the head, 486 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,292 and there are thousands of other people 487 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:15,709 just as fucked up as me. 488 00:24:15,792 --> 00:24:18,000 I'm finally part of a community. 489 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:21,375 ♪ Jezahel ♪ 490 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,209 ♪ Jezahel ♪ 491 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:24,626 (LIFT BELL DINGS) 492 00:24:48,751 --> 00:24:50,751 Hey... 493 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:52,209 -Babe, I said 7:00. -It's only half past. 494 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,209 Sorry I didn't know it was a bang-on-seven thing. I didn't... 495 00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,292 I wanted you to help set up. 496 00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:59,209 And you're meant to be pouring that into folks' glasses. 497 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:00,709 Not down your throat. 498 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:04,167 Oh, my God. Shit! I, er... Didn't know it was work. 499 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,042 I thought it was social. I'm so sorry. 500 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,584 It's fine. Maybe I wasn't clear. 501 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,417 Just keep people topped up, all right? 502 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,667 Yes, I was actually a waitress... 503 00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:12,876 Brilliant! 504 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,834 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 505 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,000 MAN: Yeah. 506 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:25,918 Here you go. Enjoy. 507 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,250 ♪ When I'm with you, baby, I go out of my head ♪ 508 00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:31,250 ♪ I just can get enough ♪ 509 00:25:31,334 --> 00:25:33,250 ♪ I just can't get enough ♪ 510 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:35,459 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 511 00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:37,459 ♪ And everything you said ♪ 512 00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:39,626 ♪ I just can't get enough ♪ 513 00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,792 ♪ I just can't get enough ♪ 514 00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:45,334 ♪ We slip and slide as we fall in love ♪ 515 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:50,250 ♪ And I just can't seem to get enough ♪ 516 00:25:50,334 --> 00:25:52,292 ♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪ 517 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:54,626 ♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪ 518 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,542 ♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪ 519 00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:59,959 ♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do, do ♪ 520 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:01,584 Marnie. 521 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:02,250 I'm just gonna dump these and I'll be back with the wine. 522 00:26:02,334 --> 00:26:03,959 No, babe, come have a rest. 523 00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:05,500 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 524 00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:09,459 ...but our aim over the next few quarters is to really expand 525 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,584 our male-targeted content. 526 00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:14,667 I mean, we're doing our bit, obviously. 527 00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:16,292 Token male. 528 00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:16,959 Er, hello. 529 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:19,167 (SIGHS) 530 00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:22,250 And investing in new talent is another important one. 531 00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:22,709 Hi. 532 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,334 Marnie is doing some work experience for us. 533 00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:32,125 Yeah, er, experiencing the work. 534 00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:33,459 She's not from here. Are you? 535 00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:36,417 -I'm from Scotland. -WOMAN: Whereabouts? 536 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,584 I wouldn't know it cos it's in Scotland. (CHUCKLES) 537 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,667 (SIGHS) It's just this tiny place no one's ever heard of. 538 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:44,167 People drive straight through it to get to somewhere better. 539 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,167 -(CHUCKLES) -(MARNIE SIGHS) 540 00:26:46,459 --> 00:26:47,834 Unless they've got to stop in the lay-by 541 00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:49,751 to vom or do dogging or something. 542 00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:55,292 I wouldn't. 543 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,500 -Stop, I mean. Not do dogging. -(ALL LAUGHING) 544 00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:59,417 I wouldn't do dogging, either, though. 545 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,250 Unless it's a toss up between that 546 00:27:01,334 --> 00:27:03,334 and getting out of the car. 547 00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,542 -Ooh, toss up? -(CHUCKLES) 548 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,584 Cos it's dogging. 549 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,209 I'm just gonna do these. 550 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,000 WOMAN: She certainly has a unique perspective. 551 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,000 (AMBER CHUCKLES) 552 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,542 There you are. 553 00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:21,918 Thought you'd change your mind 554 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,751 halfway through again and run off. 555 00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:26,125 And I was like, (GROANS) "Can't take the rejection." 556 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:29,125 Nope. Still here. Glasses. 557 00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:32,542 -Cleaner will do them. -I don't mind. 558 00:27:33,542 --> 00:27:36,375 Well, everyone's bailed cos it's a school night, 559 00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:37,667 and I have to get Sef home 560 00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:39,667 cos she had white wine and she shouldn't, so... 561 00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:40,834 (CHUCKLES) 562 00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:47,626 -Thanks for tonight. -Thanks for letting me in. 563 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:49,250 That was good work today. 564 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,250 (WINCES) Was it, though? 565 00:27:51,334 --> 00:27:53,709 (LIFT BELL DINGS) 566 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:56,209 -AMBER: See you tomorrow. -See you. 567 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:01,626 Wait... What? 568 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,626 Yes! 569 00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:07,876 (HUMMING) 570 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,083 Hi. (CHUCKLES) 571 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,209 (SIGHS) 572 00:28:22,626 --> 00:28:24,459 (DOOR RATTLING) 573 00:28:25,918 --> 00:28:28,876 -There's a button on the side. -What? 574 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:29,667 You gotta press the button. 575 00:28:32,751 --> 00:28:34,083 (DOOR BEEPS) 576 00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:38,000 (CHUCKLES) 577 00:28:43,709 --> 00:28:44,834 Amber's gone, if you're waiting for her. 578 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:48,375 I wasn't. 579 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:51,918 Uber. Mahmoud. 4.9 stars. 580 00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:55,709 (SIGHS) 581 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,792 I wanted to get you alone, actually. 582 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,375 Not in a creepy way. 583 00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:07,792 Erm, to say thanks for the whole vom sitch. 584 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:13,334 I'm glad it was you and not a sex offender. (CHUCKLES) 585 00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,500 Me too. 586 00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:19,292 I stayed in London cos of you. 587 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,584 Not cos of you, but cos of what you said. 588 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,918 About people not giving a shit. 589 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:27,959 So, thanks. 590 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,918 -How you getting home? -Just gonna tube it. 591 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:38,500 I'll come with you. 592 00:29:40,751 --> 00:29:41,751 What about your Uber? 593 00:29:44,209 --> 00:29:46,167 It's cancelled. 594 00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:51,167 (MARNIE CHUCKLES) 595 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,083 MARNIE: Not bad for a day's work. 596 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,918 I can still count my friends on one hand, 597 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,250 but at least I know why 598 00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:11,918 I sometimes picture that hand fisting them. 599 00:30:14,626 --> 00:30:15,792 Life is good, 600 00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:18,959 or at least not as shit as it has been. 601 00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:28,375 (TRAIN SCREECHING) 602 00:30:28,918 --> 00:30:29,792 (CHUCKLES) 603 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:34,709 -(CHUCKLES) Sorry. -It's fine. 604 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:39,709 WOMAN: (ON PA) The next station is Finsbury Park. 605 00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,751 The doors will open on the right-hand side. 606 00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:48,375 Change for the Piccadilly Line and National Rail Services. 607 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,918 (TRAIN SCREECHING) 608 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,000 (HEART BEATING) 609 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:11,417 MARNIE: Fuck! No, no, no. 610 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,459 (MAN GRUNTING) 611 00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:15,584 (WOMEN MOANING) 612 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,709 No, stop! 613 00:31:21,584 --> 00:31:23,167 Oh, God! 614 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,876 -(MOANING) -MARNIE: Fuck! 615 00:31:24,959 --> 00:31:27,209 (MOANING) 616 00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:30,959 -(ALARM BEEPING) -It's not me. It's not me. 617 00:31:31,042 --> 00:31:34,709 -(GROANING) -It's not me. It's my OCD. 618 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,709 It's not me. It's my OCD. 619 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,042 It's not me. It's my OCD. 620 00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:44,459 It's not me. 621 00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:46,834 It's my OCD. 622 00:31:49,292 --> 00:31:50,042 You okay? 623 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,417 Yeah, I'm okay. 624 00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,292 (CHUCKLES) 625 00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:25,334 Wow. I actually am okay. 626 00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:32,876 Oh, hello. 627 00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:42,626 ♪ It's a wonderful life ♪ 628 00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:47,918 ♪ It's a wonderful life ♪ 629 00:32:51,334 --> 00:32:54,500 ♪ I wore ♪ 630 00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,125 ♪ A rooster's blood ♪ 631 00:33:03,584 --> 00:33:04,959 ♪ When it flew ♪ 632 00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:10,167 ♪ Like doves ♪ 633 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,500 ♪ I'm a bog ♪ 634 00:33:19,584 --> 00:33:23,083 ♪ Of poison frogs ♪ 635 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:33,918 ♪ It's a wonderful life ♪ 636 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,334 ♪ It's a wonderful life ♪ 44130

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