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Hi, I'm Marnie. (SIGHS)

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And...

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(SCOFFS) I think I'm a sex addict.

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Even as I was saying it,

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I knew I was probably in the wrong place.

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Just to get you up to speed,

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that's me telling a room full of strangers

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how I'm such a horny bastard,

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I can lose an entire day thinking about milking my mum,

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fingering a horse,

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or getting teabagged by my dentist.

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And that's them thinking,

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"You're not a sex addict, you're a danger to society."

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Cut to...

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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(SCOFFS) Thanks, love.

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Would anyone else like to share?

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CHARLIE: Er, yeah.

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I'm Charlie, a porn addict.

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And I've been sober for nearly a year.

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MARNIE: This guy, though...

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He's the real deal.

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He actually gets off on the shit he thinks about.

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They love him.

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CHARLIE: I went to this phone shop.

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And I remembered that's how it starts.

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I remembered how it feels.

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(CHARLIE STUTTERS)

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MARNIE: He's had some wanks in some very interesting places.

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The things his penis has seen...

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Predominantly the inside of his hand and...

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You want it. You need it. So you chase it.

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You'll do anything to get it.

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MARNIE: That, right there,

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that is why I don't belong here.

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I don't want anything to do with the shit I think about.

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Ooh, hang on. He's getting to the climax.

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...forever, and then you cum

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and it's like all your thoughts,

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all your fucking amazing thoughts

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being sucked into your brain and exploding.

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Feels... (SIGHS) Incredible.

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You feel like you're finally... You.

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MARNIE: That's the problem.

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I don't know what me feels like.

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Oh, hey.

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I'm not a sex addict, am I?

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CHARLIE: Yeah, no. You're not a sex addict.

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(SMACKS LIPS) Everyone's gone for a cuppa.

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(CHUCKLING) Think I'll give it a miss, thanks.

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What you doing now?

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Erm...

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It was nice of you to wait.

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But I don't really feel like being around people after that.

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All right, bighead.

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I wasn't waiting for you. I was waiting for her.

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-Hey, Lynne. -Hi, Charlie. (CHUCKLES)

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She runs introduction to felting.

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The ancient craft of transforming

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of wool fibres into textile material.

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Oh, so, like, the opposite of porn.

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-That's why I'm doing it. -(SCOFFS)

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My therapist said it's avoidance,

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but then I made him

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a felt replica of his dog and he loved it.

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-(CHUCKLES) -You should come.

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Erm...

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I don't know.

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We're not gonna chain you up.

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No, I know you won't, I mean...

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-Obviously, why would you? -(CHUCKLES)

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-You coming, Charlie? -Er, yes.

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And, erm, so is she.

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Oh.

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS) At least when I'm a mumbling, crazy woman

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roaming the streets of London,

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I'll be able to felt my own clothes out of dead rats.

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-Lovely work, Charlie. -Thank you.

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-Not a natural crafter either. -Don't know what I am.

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-Quite a shit felter. -(CHUCKLES)

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Maybe cos I'm not a menopausal woman?

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-Fuck off. -(CHUCKLES)

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I do activities is to keep me busy.

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Alternative entertainment helps. (SIGHS)

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And the group, obviously.

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It's cool that you found your people.

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Must be a group for people with sexy thoughts.

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They're not sexy. They're disgusting.

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What, so it's...

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Pretty intense in your head, yeah?

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Yeah.

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What's happening now?

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You just wanna perv.

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(SCOFFS) Take more than a saucy anecdote to get me off.

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Trust me.

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(SIGHS)

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Twenty minutes thinking about

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the colour of Lynne's pubic hair.

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Yeah. Well, I mean, who isn't?

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And then another ten wondering why I'm thinking that.

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And then...

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What if I ripped off her pubes and felted that.

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Come on, you amateur.

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You're not layering your tuft.

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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♪ In a suit made out of song ♪

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♪ Come on ♪

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MARNIE: It was really good.

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(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

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♪ Let's not insist on love ♪

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♪ We're just alive ♪

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-Looks like a hippie's merkin. -MARNIE: Ugh.

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Give it to your mum. They love that shit.

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(SIGHS) I moved to London

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to stop my parents finding out I'm a perv.

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I'm not sending them a snazzy pubic wig in the post.

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But, it's art. And some art's shit.

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Do you wanna go for a drink?

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-I, erm... I actually don't... -Yeah, no, sorry.

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-A bit intense. -No, no, I don't drink.

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Yeah, er, not good for the head and all that.

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Yeah, sorry. God, I sound really desperate.

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No, no, you don't. You don't. We should, erm...

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We should... We should just stay in touch or something.

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-Yeah? -Yeah.

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(CHUCKLES) It's just...

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Other than this guy I vomited on,

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and this woman I really offended,

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you're the only person I've met in London.

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-Stop it, you flirt. -(CHUCKLES)

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What'd you do to her?

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Er, something sexual.

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Well, rule 101 of porn and sex addict support,

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make amends.

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Make amends?

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I'm not a porn or sex addict.

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What the fuck am I?

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(SIGHS) I don't belong in a group,

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not even felting.

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Well, let's make our own one.

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Just be you and me, so,

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less chairs to put away at the end.

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-(CHUCKLES) -I'm not chatting you up.

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Stop chatting me up.

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I wouldn't know what to do with you.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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MARNIE: Making amends

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is an essential part of recovery.

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Yes.

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Wait. This is the 21st century.

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People don't make amends in person.

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That's creepy.

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No.

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I'll just send an e-mail.

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SHEREEN: Do you want me to make you some breakfast?

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-I don't mind. -Er, no,

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I'm going out, I think.

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Oh, was it a mad one last night?

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-Are you on a comedown? -(CHUCKLES)

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It was really PG, actually.

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You meet anyone interesting?

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-Er, yeah. I did. This guy. -(DOOR OPENS)

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If you ever need to borrow my bed, just say.

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Cos you won't fit a man in that cupboard.

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(LAUGHS) Er, it's really more of a friends thing.

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Er, right. Right, with benefits.

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Sexual intercourse, running errands...

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No, er, like, someone I can talk to about stuff.

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You can talk to me about anything.

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Okay.

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So?

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(SIGHS) Maybe not just yet

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cos I've got this interview thing...

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Oh, same. A load of women called Karen

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are coming in to try and impress me.

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(LAUGHS) Okay.

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Well, wait a minute, I'll come with you.

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(CHUCKLES)

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MARNIE: I wish I was like her.

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She is who she is

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and she doesn't give a fuck what people think of her.

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I give too many.

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♪ When you're alone and life is making you lonely ♪

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♪ You can always go ♪

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♪ Downtown ♪

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♪ When you've got worries ♪

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So, big interview. How are you feeling?

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Fine. Excited.

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♪ Downtown ♪

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I see this a lot in HR.

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-What? -Simmering panic.

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-Your face, it's shaking. -No, it's not.

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But if you need any tips for anxiety, I'm your gal.

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I was a very nervous child. (CHUCKLES)

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I used to chew holes in all my clothes.

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Mother thought we had a moth problem.

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I know what you should do.

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Just picture everybody naked.

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♪ Things will be great when you're -- ♪

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MARNIE: Story of my life. (SIGHS)

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Well, right now it's more of a harrowing tale.

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♪ And you may find somebody kind ♪

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♪ To help and understand you ♪

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♪ Someone who is just like you ♪

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♪ And needs a gentle hand to guide them along ♪

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♪ So maybe I'll see you there ♪

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♪ We can forget all our troubles ♪

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♪ Forget all our cares ♪

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♪ So go downtown ♪

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♪ Things will be great when you're downtown ♪

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♪ Don't wait a minute more ♪

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♪ Downtown ♪

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♪ Everything's waiting for you ♪

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♪ Downtown ♪

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♪ Downtown ♪

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(LIFT BELL DINGS)

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Hello.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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...doesn't equal.

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Can you just... One moment... Just one moment.

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(CLANGING)

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WOMAN: Yeah, I'm fine. (CLEARS THROAT)

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Hi.

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-Hi. -Can you just come over here for a minute?

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-Okay. -What the fuck are you doing here?

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I know this is really weird of me, but I can explain.

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-Go on, then. -Okay.

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So, the gay thing first? Yeah. (SIGHS)

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When I said you weren't my type...

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(STUTTERS) It's cos

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I like people who are a bit more masculine.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Are you saying you tried to get with me

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cos I look masculine

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-or you didn't cos I don't? -Er, second one.

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Erm, when I say masculine,

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I mean...

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So they're actually men.

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-Not women. -You're a fanny tourist.

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-If that's what it's called. -Yeah, it is.

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(SIGHS) I'm really sorry.

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People confuse me.

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And I got this thing in my head

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that I thought would unconfuse me,

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so I had to do it, and... (SIGHS) That was you.

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You know, this isn't Love Island,

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you just can't do that to people.

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Yeah, I know. (SIGHS) Must be something wrong with me.

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Right. Is that it?

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Cos I've an article to write on bi-curiosity.

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There's something else, also.

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Is that intern offer still a thing or...

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You want to work here?

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-You said you needed interns. -(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)

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-I know what I did was fucked up. -Yeah.

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I don't normally do things as fucked up as that.

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Well, recently I do. But that wasn't me.

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This is me.

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Hello. (SIGHS)

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I know you probably think

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I'm just some random Scottish person you met in a club.

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Yeah.

263
00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:03,626
But, if you gave me a chance,

264
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:06,167
I would try really hard not to fuck it up

265
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,250
like I've fucked up our previous interactions.

266
00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:11,542
I'll do anything.

267
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,542
(SIGHS) Nothing sexual, though, cos I'm a professional.

268
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,375
Sorry.

269
00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:23,792
One day.

270
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,042
What? Seriously?

271
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:27,667
Yeah, we could actually do with the help today.

272
00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:28,876
And for the love of God, if anyone asks,

273
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,709
-I found you on LinkedIn. -Okay.

274
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,584
Oh, this is fucked up. Don't fuck this up.

275
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,500
I won't. I won't, I promise.

276
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,000
(CHUCKLES)

277
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,000
-Are you gonna come with me? -Yeah, mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.

278
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,250
Right. (SIGHS) We'll set you up here.

279
00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:48,500
-Simi is on holidays again. -Cool.

280
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,000
Sit here. All right.

281
00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:52,375
(CLICKS)

282
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:54,209
Erm, ignore these. These are freebies.

283
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,125
She's not like, some sort of sexual deviant.

284
00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:58,417
Do you know how to use a landline?

285
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,792
Er...

286
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,417
Hello... (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

287
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,292
Right. Well, I have shit to do,

288
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,542
so can you just answer the phones and try to be normal?

289
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:10,584
Yeah. Er, thanks again for this.

290
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,459
If you want me to be normal,

291
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:20,584
then maybe don't seat me at a desk

292
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,918
covered in genitals.

293
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,042
That's not normal.

294
00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,667
Hi.

295
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:48,000
(LIFT BELL DINGS)

296
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:55,792
(SIGHS)

297
00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:57,209
(CLEARS THROAT)

298
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,584
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

299
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,667
Yeah.

300
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,042
Good morning, colleague.

301
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,792
-I'm Marnie. -Yeah, we met.

302
00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,250
You're the one who... (MIMICS VOMITING)

303
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,459
Oh, I know. Maybe we could just forget about that

304
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,125
-cos of the Amber thing. -Okay.

305
00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:22,209
Hello, stranger.

306
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,834
-Nice to meet you. -For the first time ever.

307
00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,876
-(WHISPERING) Can you not... -Yeah, I won't.

308
00:15:36,918 --> 00:15:38,334
Does anyone want tea?

309
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,584
-That's you. The tea. -Oh, yeah. Sure.

310
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:51,876
You better ask people what they want.

311
00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:54,834
Cos, Yorkshire and one isn't good enough for some people.

312
00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:56,042
I'll have one, though.

313
00:15:56,876 --> 00:15:58,918
-Can you do... -Tea. Yeah, I'm on it.

314
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,667
LIBBY: Spring/Summer content.

315
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:04,250
How this year's number one styles are... (SIGHS)

316
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,375
Bullshit.

317
00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:07,334
I'm not wearing waders as shoes

318
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:10,959
just cos some designer twat's been fishing.

319
00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:12,375
(SIGHS)

320
00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:16,542
-So, how's sobriety? -AMBER: Er, pros...

321
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,584
Whose was the green tea?

322
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:19,876
Pros... Erm,

323
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:24,125
cheap, glowing skin, clarity of thought...

324
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:25,834
-Who the green tea? -...which is...

325
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,000
Er, it's kind of like grieving.

326
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,250
There's the stage one,

327
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,292
-which is regret. -That's jasmine.

328
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,042
-"What the fuck am I doing?" -MARNIE: Oh, wait.

329
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,667
This is the green tea.

330
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:34,709
Sorry, can you just put those down, so we can...

331
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:37,792
-Yeah, sorry. -Thanks.

332
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,375
(SIGHS)

333
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,417
-Can you just sit there? -Okay.

334
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,083
-Sorry, Amby, you were saying... -(AMBER SIGHS)

335
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:49,584
Oh, sorry, er, stage two, you got smugness.

336
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,584
My skin is like marble.

337
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,000
Er, stage three, arrogance.

338
00:16:54,626 --> 00:16:56,083
I could do this for life.

339
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,209
Er, stage four, you got glee.

340
00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,709
I cannot wait for a fucking drink tonight. (SIGHS)

341
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,584
But at least with sobriety,

342
00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:03,834
remember all your sexual conquests.

343
00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:05,000
(COUGHS)

344
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,042
That's the problem.

345
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:11,125
I'm actually thinking celibacy for my next piece.

346
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,250
Cos the mad, scattergun approach

347
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:15,959
to having sex is too much of an effort.

348
00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:16,751
(COUGHS)

349
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:19,167
Yeah, everyone, sorry, this is...

350
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,334
Marnie.

351
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,167
LIBBY: Marnie.

352
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,042
So, tell us about yourself.

353
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,417
(MARNIE CLEARS THROAT)

354
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:33,459
(SIGHS)

355
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:37,125
Hi. I'm Marnie.

356
00:17:37,209 --> 00:17:40,000
(CLEARS THROAT) And, er...

357
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,083
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

358
00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:53,334
What are you... Get the fuck off the table.

359
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,125
Get off the... (SCREAMS)

360
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,000
Er...

361
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,834
Er...

362
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,292
I'm a 24-year-old woman...

363
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,918
Currently living in London.

364
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:32,334
LIBBY: Did anyone see Newsnight last night?

365
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,709
AMBER: I thought you said... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

366
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,417
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

367
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:39,834
♪ Hey, moon ♪

368
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:40,834
(SIGHS)

369
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:43,709
♪ It's just you and me tonight ♪

370
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:48,709
♪ Everyone else is asleep ♪

371
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,667
♪ Hey, moon ♪

372
00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:55,042
♪ If I was to fall ♪

373
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:59,667
♪ I would fall so deep ♪

374
00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:03,500
♪ Hey, moon ♪

375
00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,709
♪ Come back soon ♪

376
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,209
Does everyone think I'm basic?

377
00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:10,083
(WHISPERING) Should you be talking to me?

378
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,083
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

379
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,375
All I could say was age, sex, location.

380
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:16,375
That's kind of basic. Like I'm a dead body.

381
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:20,000
How can you be basic with Pantone 292 C vomit?

382
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,500
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

383
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:23,292
Which is still there, by the way.

384
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,834
I think I saw a tomato plant growing out of it this morning.

385
00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:28,918
(GROANS) You should call the council.

386
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,375
-Or a fox. -(LAUGHS)

387
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,417
MARNIE: Do I want that? (SIGHS)

388
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,918
I can't remember what I decided.

389
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:38,918
Came to see how she's getting on.

390
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,792
Yeah, good, yeah. (SIGHS)

391
00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:42,250
Very clean. (SIGHS)

392
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:51,209
-What are you up to tonight? -Nothing.

393
00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:53,083
Hanging out with the girl I live with.

394
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:57,751
We have this drinks thing after for some investors.

395
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,709
Can you stick around for it?

396
00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:02,792
Yeah.

397
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:04,167
RSVP. (CHUCKLES)

398
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:08,250
You can go now. You just come back around 7:00.

399
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,626
Great.

400
00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:17,209
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

401
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,209
(PHONE BEEPS)

402
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,792
♪ Is it time to dance? ♪

403
00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:32,334
♪ I'll fall ♪

404
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,918
♪ You know I like to fall ♪

405
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,125
♪ I'm hopeful for ♪

406
00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:38,667
♪ The rush-hour car stares ♪

407
00:20:38,751 --> 00:20:42,959
♪ And the memory of your piano ♪

408
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,584
♪ Can I feel you? ♪

409
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:50,292
♪ Are you mythological? ♪

410
00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:58,584
(SOFTLY) Hey. Hey. Come here.

411
00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:06,959
-Don't you have a job? -Nah, sabbatical.

412
00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,250
Why are we in a medical library?

413
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,500
Alumni. Get my money's worth.

414
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,334
(CLEARS THROAT) And my uni class was cancelled.

415
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,834
-If I don't keep busy I just fap. -Fap?

416
00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:17,209
(MIMICS MASTURBATION)

417
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:18,626
Onomatopoeic term for masturbation.

418
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,584
(SHUSHES)

419
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,751
I was doing some research for you

420
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:26,000
to help you with, er, what you are.

421
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,167
Thanks, but I don't need you to mansplain

422
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,167
something that's been going on in my brain

423
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,292
for the last 10 years.

424
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,375
No, no. No, I wouldn't.

425
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,000
I know... I know you know yourself,

426
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,375
and you've just met me. (SIGHS)

427
00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:40,876
But I wanna help you with your...

428
00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:42,834
-Head. -(CHUCKLES)

429
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,751
And I won't be mansplaining. I'll just be reading.

430
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,417
-All right? -Fine.

431
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,083
But if the NHS can't tell me,

432
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:51,792
then an unqualified man with a book isn't going to.

433
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:58,417
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

434
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,417
You're welcome.

435
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,250
I don't have OCD.

436
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:08,375
Wait. Just hear me out. Whoa, whoa!

437
00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:09,042
-(SHUSHING) -CHARLIE: "OCD

438
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,417
"is a psychiatric disorder

439
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,542
"characterised by obsessive thoughts

440
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:15,250
-"and compulsive actions..." -I'm really untidy.

441
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,417
I don't wash my hands for long enough.

442
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,709
And I always leave the house

443
00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:19,918
with tealights accidentally burning.

444
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,250
And I don't care. Cos they're little and they just go out.

445
00:22:22,334 --> 00:22:24,751
"Obsessions manifest as recurring intrusive thoughts

446
00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:27,459
"which are disturbing thoughts, images or ideas.

447
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,250
"Compulsions are the actions sufferers carry out

448
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:32,167
"to relieve the anxiety they cause."

449
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,209
MARNIE: Liking wine, moving to London,

450
00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,375
and gate-crashing random support groups

451
00:22:35,459 --> 00:22:39,375
are not compulsions. They're subtle cries for help.

452
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,459
-(SHUSHES) No talking. -CHARLIE: "Typical

453
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,083
-"obsessive things include... -We're going.

454
00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:44,918
"...contamination, illness...

455
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,751
-I'm sorry. Come on, Charlie. -"...orderliness, but sufferers

456
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:50,834
"also obsess about violence, murder, blasphemy and sex."

457
00:22:51,626 --> 00:22:53,918
What?

458
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:57,042
"Sexual obsessions can include doubts over deviant behaviours,

459
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,626
"but also unfaithfulness,

460
00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:01,876
"or suitability of one's partner or sexual orientation."

461
00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:03,542
That sounds like me.

462
00:23:03,626 --> 00:23:04,626
"What if I sinned?

463
00:23:04,876 --> 00:23:06,417
"What if I don't really love my partner?

464
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,000
"What if I feel sexual love for a parent?

465
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:10,292
"What if I assaulted someone?

466
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,667
"What if I'm infected?

467
00:23:11,751 --> 00:23:12,542
"What if I'm sexually attracted to animals?

468
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:16,125
"What if my entire personal identity is wrong?"

469
00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:16,375
Give me this.

470
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,918
(SIGHS)

471
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,876
Oh, my God!

472
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,667
Oh, my God!

473
00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:28,375
Oh, my God!

474
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:31,667
Fuck!

475
00:23:31,751 --> 00:23:34,334
Char... Charlie, it's OCD!

476
00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:37,792
-I've got OCD. -Told you, kiddo.

477
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,000
Fuck! Fuck!

478
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,626
-(SHUSHES) -(CHUCKLES)

479
00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:43,959
(LAUGHS) Fuck!

480
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:49,042
(EXHALES)

481
00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:01,751
♪ Come tomorrow way down south in St. Amore ♪

482
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:05,000
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

483
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,250
Yesterday, that would've been a bollock flying at my head.

484
00:24:08,334 --> 00:24:10,542
Today, it's just an unwashed Pink Lady.

485
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,751
I am sick in the head,

486
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,292
and there are thousands of other people

487
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:15,709
just as fucked up as me.

488
00:24:15,792 --> 00:24:18,000
I'm finally part of a community.

489
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:21,375
♪ Jezahel ♪

490
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,209
♪ Jezahel ♪

491
00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:24,626
(LIFT BELL DINGS)

492
00:24:48,751 --> 00:24:50,751
Hey...

493
00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:52,209
-Babe, I said 7:00. -It's only half past.

494
00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,209
Sorry I didn't know it was a bang-on-seven thing. I didn't...

495
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,292
I wanted you to help set up.

496
00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:59,209
And you're meant to be pouring that into folks' glasses.

497
00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:00,709
Not down your throat.

498
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:04,167
Oh, my God. Shit! I, er... Didn't know it was work.

499
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,042
I thought it was social. I'm so sorry.

500
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,584
It's fine. Maybe I wasn't clear.

501
00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,417
Just keep people topped up, all right?

502
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,667
Yes, I was actually a waitress...

503
00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:12,876
Brilliant!

504
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,834
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

505
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,000
MAN: Yeah.

506
00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:25,918
Here you go. Enjoy.

507
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,250
♪ When I'm with you, baby, I go out of my head ♪

508
00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:31,250
♪ I just can get enough ♪

509
00:25:31,334 --> 00:25:33,250
♪ I just can't get enough ♪

510
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:35,459
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

511
00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:37,459
♪ And everything you said ♪

512
00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:39,626
♪ I just can't get enough ♪

513
00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,792
♪ I just can't get enough ♪

514
00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:45,334
♪ We slip and slide as we fall in love ♪

515
00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:50,250
♪ And I just can't seem to get enough ♪

516
00:25:50,334 --> 00:25:52,292
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪

517
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:54,626
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪

518
00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,542
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪

519
00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:59,959
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do, do ♪

520
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:01,584
Marnie.

521
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:02,250
I'm just gonna dump these and I'll be back with the wine.

522
00:26:02,334 --> 00:26:03,959
No, babe, come have a rest.

523
00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:05,500
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

524
00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:09,459
...but our aim over the next few quarters is to really expand

525
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,584
our male-targeted content.

526
00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:14,667
I mean, we're doing our bit, obviously.

527
00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:16,292
Token male.

528
00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:16,959
Er, hello.

529
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:19,167
(SIGHS)

530
00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:22,250
And investing in new talent is another important one.

531
00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:22,709
Hi.

532
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,334
Marnie is doing some work experience for us.

533
00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:32,125
Yeah, er, experiencing the work.

534
00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:33,459
She's not from here. Are you?

535
00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:36,417
-I'm from Scotland. -WOMAN: Whereabouts?

536
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,584
I wouldn't know it cos it's in Scotland. (CHUCKLES)

537
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,667
(SIGHS) It's just this tiny place no one's ever heard of.

538
00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:44,167
People drive straight through it to get to somewhere better.

539
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,167
-(CHUCKLES) -(MARNIE SIGHS)

540
00:26:46,459 --> 00:26:47,834
Unless they've got to stop in the lay-by

541
00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:49,751
to vom or do dogging or something.

542
00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:55,292
I wouldn't.

543
00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,500
-Stop, I mean. Not do dogging. -(ALL LAUGHING)

544
00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:59,417
I wouldn't do dogging, either, though.

545
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,250
Unless it's a toss up between that

546
00:27:01,334 --> 00:27:03,334
and getting out of the car.

547
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,542
-Ooh, toss up? -(CHUCKLES)

548
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,584
Cos it's dogging.

549
00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,209
I'm just gonna do these.

550
00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,000
WOMAN: She certainly has a unique perspective.

551
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,000
(AMBER CHUCKLES)

552
00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,542
There you are.

553
00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:21,918
Thought you'd change your mind

554
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,751
halfway through again and run off.

555
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:26,125
And I was like, (GROANS) "Can't take the rejection."

556
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:29,125
Nope. Still here. Glasses.

557
00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:32,542
-Cleaner will do them. -I don't mind.

558
00:27:33,542 --> 00:27:36,375
Well, everyone's bailed cos it's a school night,

559
00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:37,667
and I have to get Sef home

560
00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:39,667
cos she had white wine and she shouldn't, so...

561
00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:40,834
(CHUCKLES)

562
00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:47,626
-Thanks for tonight. -Thanks for letting me in.

563
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:49,250
That was good work today.

564
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,250
(WINCES) Was it, though?

565
00:27:51,334 --> 00:27:53,709
(LIFT BELL DINGS)

566
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:56,209
-AMBER: See you tomorrow. -See you.

567
00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:01,626
Wait... What?

568
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,626
Yes!

569
00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:07,876
(HUMMING)

570
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,083
Hi. (CHUCKLES)

571
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,209
(SIGHS)

572
00:28:22,626 --> 00:28:24,459
(DOOR RATTLING)

573
00:28:25,918 --> 00:28:28,876
-There's a button on the side. -What?

574
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:29,667
You gotta press the button.

575
00:28:32,751 --> 00:28:34,083
(DOOR BEEPS)

576
00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:38,000
(CHUCKLES)

577
00:28:43,709 --> 00:28:44,834
Amber's gone, if you're waiting for her.

578
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:48,375
I wasn't.

579
00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:51,918
Uber. Mahmoud. 4.9 stars.

580
00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:55,709
(SIGHS)

581
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,792
I wanted to get you alone, actually.

582
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,375
Not in a creepy way.

583
00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:07,792
Erm, to say thanks for the whole vom sitch.

584
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:13,334
I'm glad it was you and not a sex offender. (CHUCKLES)

585
00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,500
Me too.

586
00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:19,292
I stayed in London cos of you.

587
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,584
Not cos of you, but cos of what you said.

588
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,918
About people not giving a shit.

589
00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:27,959
So, thanks.

590
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,918
-How you getting home? -Just gonna tube it.

591
00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:38,500
I'll come with you.

592
00:29:40,751 --> 00:29:41,751
What about your Uber?

593
00:29:44,209 --> 00:29:46,167
It's cancelled.

594
00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:51,167
(MARNIE CHUCKLES)

595
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,083
MARNIE: Not bad for a day's work.

596
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,918
I can still count my friends on one hand,

597
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,250
but at least I know why

598
00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:11,918
I sometimes picture that hand fisting them.

599
00:30:14,626 --> 00:30:15,792
Life is good,

600
00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:18,959
or at least not as shit as it has been.

601
00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:28,375
(TRAIN SCREECHING)

602
00:30:28,918 --> 00:30:29,792
(CHUCKLES)

603
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:34,709
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry. -It's fine.

604
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:39,709
WOMAN: (ON PA) The next station is Finsbury Park.

605
00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,751
The doors will open on the right-hand side.

606
00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:48,375
Change for the Piccadilly Line and National Rail Services.

607
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,918
(TRAIN SCREECHING)

608
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,000
(HEART BEATING)

609
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:11,417
MARNIE: Fuck! No, no, no.

610
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,459
(MAN GRUNTING)

611
00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:15,584
(WOMEN MOANING)

612
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,709
No, stop!

613
00:31:21,584 --> 00:31:23,167
Oh, God!

614
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,876
-(MOANING) -MARNIE: Fuck!

615
00:31:24,959 --> 00:31:27,209
(MOANING)

616
00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:30,959
-(ALARM BEEPING) -It's not me. It's not me.

617
00:31:31,042 --> 00:31:34,709
-(GROANING) -It's not me. It's my OCD.

618
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,709
It's not me. It's my OCD.

619
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,042
It's not me. It's my OCD.

620
00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:44,459
It's not me.

621
00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:46,834
It's my OCD.

622
00:31:49,292 --> 00:31:50,042
You okay?

623
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,417
Yeah, I'm okay.

624
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,292
(CHUCKLES)

625
00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:25,334
Wow. I actually am okay.

626
00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:32,876
Oh, hello.

627
00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:42,626
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪

628
00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:47,918
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪

629
00:32:51,334 --> 00:32:54,500
♪ I wore ♪

630
00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,125
♪ A rooster's blood ♪

631
00:33:03,584 --> 00:33:04,959
♪ When it flew ♪

632
00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:10,167
♪ Like doves ♪

633
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,500
♪ I'm a bog ♪

634
00:33:19,584 --> 00:33:23,083
♪ Of poison frogs ♪

635
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:33,918
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪

636
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,334
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪