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Previously on
"Miracle Workers"...
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Eliza: All we have to do
to save the world
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is get these two to kiss.
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Have you guys ever thought
about a Kiss Cam?
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Let's make it happen.
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Announcer: Ooh, there's
a cozy-looking couple.
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Crowd:
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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Kiss! Kiss!
-They're choking.
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I'm going home.
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Okay, fine. Go home.
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How are
we gonna fix this?
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Did someone order a miracle?
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The bet's off.
I'm here to save the world.
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O-Okay.
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Shit.
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Oh, how's this thing going?
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Raymond:
My name is Raymond.
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I work
in the Department of Clouds.
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We have no leadership.
No direction.
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Every day, you just come in
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and make any kind
of cloud you want.
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Big puffy cloud,
little dotty cloud,
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long, streaky cloud...
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fine, go for it.
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No one cares.
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Sometimes, I get so bored,
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I like to make my cloud
look like things.
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Like a turtle
or a car or something.
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Occasionally,
some kid will notice.
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But, mostly,
nobody looks up.
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Nadia: Nadia.
Department of Male Nipples.
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They were supposed
to squirt orange juice.
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The male nipple doesn't work,
and it never will.
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But we still gotta
clock in every morning
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and pretend
that today's the day
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that we're gonna crack
that nipple.
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I'll be honest:
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I'm always high, you know?
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My name's Carla.
I work in Bug Control.
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Or should I say
Bug "Control"?
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We can't control them.
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They do
whatever they want.
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They run all over the place,
fly around in crazy circles.
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They're nuts.
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My name's Frank.
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I make
the Northern Lights.
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Why are
there no Eastern Lights?
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Why can't I try
some Western Lights?
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I'll tell ya why.
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The union.
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We spent a thousand years
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trying to make
a "bug-controlling helmet."
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You put it on, you're supposed
to be able to steer a bug.
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So stupid.
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So stupid.
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Collective bargaining
my ass.
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It's horse shit.
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Okay.
Great exit interview.
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Do you have anything else
you'd like to add?
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Just that I'll be happy
when this place goes under.
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Well, right there with ya.
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Good news is, we don't have
too long to wait. Okay.
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Gail: Department of Answered Prayers.
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Reminder to please schedule
your exit interview.
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Department of Answered Prayers, remind--
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Not yet.
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Let's save
this weird-ass planet.
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Eliza: Status?
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Rosie: Four blocks apart
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and still drifting.We need to find a way
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to get them
back together.
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Then we've only
got one option:
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We fence them in.
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We block the roads
they're on.
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Then we seal off
the side streets
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so the only direction they can
move is toward each other.
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We corral them like cattle,
closer and closer,
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until their lips
are touching.
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Okay, I'm -- I'm not sure
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we're gonna be able
to do that, Eliza.
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Craig, we can't afford
to play it safe right now.
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N-No, I'm not "playing it safe."
I promise.
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We -- We just don't have
the manpower
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to block off
all those routes.
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You're right.
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Yeah, we need help. Let's get
the other departments.
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Rosie, Sanjay,
you go east,
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round up everyone
from Bug Control to Erosion.
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We'll go west
and hit up the people
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in Currents, Clouds,
and Tides.
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And I'll help, too.
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-Yay.
-Thank you.
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You're helping
by just being here.Yeah.
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-That's so nice of you.
-Great.
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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Hello?
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Where is everyone?
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I don't know.
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What is that?
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Crowd:
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I got this.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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All right, everybody, look.
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All of you are technically
still employees here,
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at least for the next...
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thirty-eight minutes.
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So if you don't help us,
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you'll be in dereliction
of your duty,
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which means a forfeiture
of all severance packages.
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Oh, shit.
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So go on. Get your gear.
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We've got work to do.
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Man:
Yeah, let's fire it up!
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Woman:
Hey, guys, it's running!
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Man #2: Over here.
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Woman: 12 blocks apart.
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-Okay, let's go! Let's go!
-Go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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I think we got a real shot here.
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We just can't afford
any mistakes.
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Aah!Woman: Lightning initiated.
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Lightning.
Lightning.
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We've got to get him
out of here.
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Aah!Woman: Lightning initiated.
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More lightning.
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Woman: 18 blocks apart.
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19 blocks apart.
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Hey, God.
Hey! How are you?
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So glad you found us.
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Everybody was like,
"Where's God? We need him."
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Now, look, I'm --
I'm just glad I could help.
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Speaking of which, uh...
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...we -- we actually need
your expertise right now...
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In another room.
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Really? 'Cause it seems like
all the action's right here.
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Oh, no. There's a lot more
action in another room.
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Oh, boy.
I want to see that room.
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All right.
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Lead the way.
All right.
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All right, people!
Back to work! Come on!
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Let's do this thing!
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Okay, Circuits. You're up.Man: All right.
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All right!
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Nice work.
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Sewage initiated.
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We're getting there.Okay, hydrant's on deck.
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Hydrant failed.
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Damn it!
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Come -- You guys!
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Where were you on that one?!
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They were on their break.
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We get 5 minutes
every 45 minutes
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and 10 minutes every hour.
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You got a problem with that,
bring it up at arbitration.
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That stupid union.
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Now Sam's way off course.
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And there's nothing
we can use to block the road.
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What about that beehive?
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Bug Control!
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Can you control bugs?
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Not really.What does that mean?
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Well, we got this helmet.
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But the last time we tested it,
it didn't work out too hot.
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Okay, well, we gotta try it
again right now.
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Be my guest.
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But before you strap it on,
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you might want to have
a little chat with Henry.
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He used the helmet
six years ago
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to try to move a potato bug
away from a potato.
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Been that way ever since.
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Is he all right?No.
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Best we can figure is,
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his mind merged
with the potato bug's mind.
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Never really switched back.
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Look, we need you to steer
this bee towards Sam.
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No way, lady.
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I'm not risking my brain
for some severance.
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Sorry. Here.
We need this.
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No, no. You -- Okay.No, we just need it.
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Okay. All right.
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Bee me.
What?
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Strap it on.
Throw the switch.
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Bee me.
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Wait. Hang on.
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Craig...
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are you sure
you want to do this?
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We have nineteen minutes
until the Earth is destroyed,
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so we can't afford
to play it safe.
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Right?
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Bee me.
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Bee me!
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Oh, wait, wait!
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Eliza.
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If I don't come back,
or if I come back as a bee,
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I just want you
to know that --
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Yeeeaaaghh! Aah!
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Craig!
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Did it work?
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Is he a bee?
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Carla: Hey, look!
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He's doing it,
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sort of.
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Whoa.
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Get --
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Yes!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Get him out.
We're losing him!
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Craig.
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Craig, are you okay?
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Craig!
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Craig!
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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I'm joking.
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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So, he's legitimately
messed up.
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Yep.
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Right, everybody,
we're back on track.
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Now let's finish the job.
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-Yeah.
-Come on.
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You heard him.
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Break's over!
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Man.
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I've never walked this far
in my whole entire life.
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What am I doing anyway?
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Uh, we need you
to pump love in the air
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to make the people kiss.
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We can do that?
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Y-Yes.
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We do it right here...
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in the Department of Love.
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Oh. Makes sense.
Okay.
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Sure is a lot
of mammoth stuff in here.
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So, this is
the Love Machine.
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It's a little complex,
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but I know
you can handle it.
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Well, I'll try my best.
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So, the trick is to press
this button over and over again
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and keep doing that
and just stay here.
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I won't let you down.
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I love you, buddy.
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Okay.
I love you.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Almost there!
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Woman: Balloon grounded.
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What?!
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Uh...
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8 more minutes,
people!
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Wind!
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Sam?
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Laura?
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Press. Press.
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Press. Press.
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Oh!
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What the...
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Make way!
I got to plug this puppy in!
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Okay.
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-Oh!
-Aah! Aah!
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-Oh! Oh!
-Oh! No!
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Aah! Aah!
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Whoa!
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Aah! Oh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Oh, no! Oh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Someone!
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Aah!
269
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,967
Aaah!
270
00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,281
-Oh!
-Oh!
271
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:42,011
Woman: Heaven off.Sanjay: Oh, no, no, no, no.
272
00:11:42,046 --> 00:11:43,288
Man: No. No.
273
00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,981
Was that me?
274
00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:47,361
Yes.
How?
275
00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:51,503
All I was doing was
plugging in the Love Machine.
276
00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:53,264
Man #2:
What's a Love Machine?
277
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,716
-Does that even exist?
-I don't think so.
278
00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,960
Sanjay?
279
00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,306
Were you trying
to get rid of me?
280
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,930
You want to know
something?
281
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,103
Yes.
282
00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:08,037
Yes, I was trying
to get rid of you.
283
00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:08,624
Why?
284
00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:10,453
Because you're an idiot!
285
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:13,111
You're a moron!
286
00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:15,942
You made
a crazy, stupid planet,
287
00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:18,979
and now it's gonna blow up!
288
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,464
And you know what?
It's all your fault.
289
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:26,021
It's all because of you.
290
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,507
I'm sorry.
291
00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:34,754
Sorry, everybody.
292
00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:38,240
Sorry I let you all down.
293
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,142
I'll just let myself out.
294
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,284
God: Oh, come on.
295
00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:40,992
-Hey.
-Let's go, guys.
296
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:49,000
Laura!
297
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:50,484
Sam!
298
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,359
Hi.
299
00:14:03,394 --> 00:14:05,983
Hi.
300
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,363
Man: ...the right sequence.
301
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,163
Heaven on.
302
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,131
Okay. They are
just one meter apart now.
303
00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:17,373
What's the plan?
304
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:19,548
Okay, I've located
a pair of rabid pigeons.
305
00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:21,274
I say that we blow
some bread crumbs
306
00:14:21,308 --> 00:14:23,034
into the back of their heads.
307
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:25,278
The pigeons dive-bomb them,
smash their faces together.
308
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,417
Maybe their lips touch.
I don't know.
309
00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,005
What else have we got?
310
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,110
Do it!
Pigeons! Go!
311
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:33,976
Wait!
312
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,365
I think they're gonna do this
on their own.
313
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,056
There's no way.
They're cowards.
314
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,161
They've choked
every time.
315
00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:47,438
Yeah, I know.
316
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:51,097
But sometimes
people surprise you.
317
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,999
I thought
you wanted to go home.
318
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:59,484
I thought
youwanted to go home.
319
00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:01,038
No, I only wanted
to go home
320
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,280
because I thought
you wanted to go home.
321
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,075
Well, I didn't.
322
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,181
Well, why did
you say you did?
323
00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:08,390
'Cause I was...
324
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:10,150
scared.
325
00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:12,981
I thought, if I said
that I wanted to stay,
326
00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:15,431
and you said
you wanted to go,
327
00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,468
then that would mean
that I was the only one
328
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,504
who wanted to stay.
329
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,438
I was scared
of the same thing.
330
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:25,545
I'm sorry
i-if I've been weird.
331
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:27,512
It's just...
332
00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:29,514
it's been
a weird couple weeks.
333
00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:43,321
Do you ever feel like
everything in life
334
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:45,979
is just, like,
totally out of your control?
335
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,498
10...
336
00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:51,226
Together: 9, 8...
337
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,538
7, 6...
338
00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:55,437
Yeah.
...5...
339
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,301
Always.
...4...
340
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:58,336
...3...
341
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,442
Almost always.2...
342
00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:05,274
Yes! Yeah!
343
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:06,448
Yes!
344
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:11,384
Whoo-hoo! Oh! Oh!
345
00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,363
Yes!
346
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,277
Jordan.
347
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,111
Sanjay: Hey.
348
00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:51,838
We just wanted to let you know
that Earth's been saved.
349
00:16:51,872 --> 00:16:53,598
Oh.
350
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,324
Well, you must be really mad,
then.
351
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,567
Since you hate it so much
352
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,534
and think it's stupid
and everything.
353
00:16:58,569 --> 00:17:00,433
We don't hate it.
354
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,573
I-I mean,
sure, it's messy.
355
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,058
-And frightening.
-And unfair.
356
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:07,440
I mean, you know,
objectively, it's...not good.
357
00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,511
But maybe
that's the point.
358
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,306
You made Earth
a hard place
359
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:13,101
so that we have to learn
how to be strong.
360
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:15,310
Maybe.
361
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,829
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. Hold on.
362
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:20,108
You knew how this would turn out
all along, didn't you?
363
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:22,179
You had it all planned
from the very beginning.
364
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:24,353
You've been secretly guiding us
every step of the way.
365
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,596
It all happened
for a reason.
366
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,356
It was all part
of your awesome plan,
367
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,289
your grand,
unknowable design.
368
00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:30,463
No.
369
00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:32,258
That would have been cool,
though.
370
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:33,569
-Oh.
-Oh.
371
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,295
-You could have just said yes.
-Right.
372
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,848
We'd have believed you.
373
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,436
Oh, hey.
374
00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:40,093
Do you want to come
to the party?
375
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,232
There's a party?
376
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,544
Of course.
Everyone's celebrating.
377
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,304
Why?
378
00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,237
'Cause they love Earth.
379
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:28,141
I love you, buddy.
380
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:29,936
Okay.
381
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,593
I love you!
382
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,422
I love you, too.
383
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,368
You kind of forget
how beautiful it is.
384
00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:51,509
They have no idea how close
they came to total annihilation.
385
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:54,202
I still can't believe
we pulled it off.
386
00:18:55,272 --> 00:18:56,652
We're not done yet.
387
00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:11,529
A job well done.
388
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,912
-Conga line!
-Whoo-hoo!
389
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,329
Aren't you coming?
390
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:20,228
Not really much
of a dancer.
391
00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,470
You love to dance.
392
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:23,576
You dance every time
you find someone's keys.
393
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:24,887
Well, no,
that's more of a --
394
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,648
sort of like
a subtle shimmy, though.
395
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,374
I don't know any
of the, uh --
396
00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:31,894
yeah,
the popular steps.
397
00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:35,898
Um...you know,
although I...
398
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,522
I could probably learn
if someone would --
399
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,869
were to teach me.
400
00:19:40,903 --> 00:19:43,354
I don't follow.
401
00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:44,907
Would -- Would you like
to dance with me?
402
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:47,324
-Okay. Here. I'll lead.
-Okay.
403
00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:49,015
Okay, yes. That's
definitely for the best.
Okay.
404
00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:50,465
So, like this.
Right.
405
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:52,915
Mm.
Okay.
406
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,400
Um, and let's
just stay --
407
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:55,849
We'll stay away
from that ledge, won't we?
408
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:57,506
Oh? Yeah, yeah.
No. We got it.
Yeah.
409
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:33,059
A freak mega-storm rocked the
metropolitan area this evening,
410
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:36,269
pummeling the city with
hurricane-force winds, hail,
411
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:38,478
lightning, snow, and rain
simultaneously
412
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:41,447
for several seconds,
before disappearing entirely.
413
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,552
The damage caused
is still being assessed,
414
00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:46,003
but, tragically, we have
confirmed that the destruction
415
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,385
includes
the beloved 13th Street Tunnel,
416
00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:51,042
once blessed
by Saint Mother Teresa herself.
417
00:20:51,077 --> 00:20:53,528
Finally, on a personal note,
I'd like to announce
418
00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:56,358
that I will be taking
a much-needed vacation.
419
00:20:56,393 --> 00:20:58,291
The stresses
of the recent news cycle
420
00:20:58,326 --> 00:21:00,362
have shaken me to my very core.
421
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:02,847
I'm a journalist,
but I'm also a man.
422
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:04,677
My wife is worried about me.
423
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:06,023
That's why, tomorrow morning,
424
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,887
I'm flying her
and our two daughters
425
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:10,303
to the white-sand beaches
of sunny Aruba.
426
00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:12,478
Life's short.
You gotta seize the day.
427
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:15,412
This is Laron Ron St. Claire
signing off.
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