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Previously on
"Miracle Workers"...
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Craig, you've been
working here forever.
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You're the best.
-They say I'm the best.
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The greatest talent
to ever work in this department.
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He's all style,
no substance, okay?
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Trust me.
What?
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Safety's on.
Oh!
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Yes, I was checking
the safety, Sanjay!
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Time to change the game.
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Sweet.
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Thanks again for your help,
Sanjay.
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It is too bad
you can't stick around.
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Maybe I will.
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What?
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Okay, guys.
Coffee is up.
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And we have
a half-caf soy cap for Sanjay
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and a double red-eye
for Eliza.
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Whoa, that is awesome!
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What's awesome?
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We were watching what Sanjay
was like before he died.
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Did you know he was a prince?
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Of, like,
a tiny empire.
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It wasn't as glamorous
as it sounds.
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It's hard to wear
all that gold.
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It really starts
hurting your back.
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What were you like, Eliza?
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Oh, I mean,
compared to you?
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Pretty lame.
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Aah!
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-Oh, come on.
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That necklace. Why?
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I mean, who wears bones
to a massacre?
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I mean...ugh,
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I thought I was so hip.
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Craig,
why don't you pull up yours?
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Oh, no. We should probably get
back to work, shouldn't we?
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No, no, no. Come on.
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You saw
our embarrassing lives.
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It'll take too long to find.
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Found it.
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Huh.
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What is this?
What are we looking at here?
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That's me.
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By my bog.
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Say more.
There was a bog.
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And I was chosen to live
in the bog and watch the bog
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and keep an eye out
for the bog monster.
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Uh, it was not especially
glamorous or cool.
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But I was doing something
important and valuable.
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I was keeping the town
and my friends
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safe from the bog monster,
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who, funny enough, I never saw
or found any trace of...
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and as I describe the situation
out loud now
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for the first time,
it occurs to me
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that there never was
any bog monster
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and I was there for nothing.
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That's my life.
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Well, anyway,
big day ahead of us.
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Here's to the team.
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Oh.
Hey.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers.
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-Oh! Oh!
-Oh!
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Craig: Oh, hot! Hot!
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Okay. So.
Sam and Laura.
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How do
we get them back together?
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Let's figure this out.
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I just did.
What?
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They both have
a mutual acquaintance
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who's throwing
a party tonight.
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Looks like
all we have to do
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is find a way
to get them both invited.
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A party?
Yeah.
What's wrong with parties?
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Oh, I don't know, Sanjay.
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Maybe just the fact
that they are death traps.
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Think about it.
Lots of people. Jostling.
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A communal food bowl.
It's unsanitary.
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Unsanitary? We just watched
you eat mud out of a bog.
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Yeah, that was clean mud.
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Eliza,
can you believe this guy?
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I mean, I agree with Sanjay.
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Party seems fine.
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Unless you have
a better idea.
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Well, yeah, I will.
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Soon.
I just, uh...
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just need to find
somewhere to sit
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since I no longer
have a chair.
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What's that?What? Nothing.
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God: Sanjay!
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Hey, Sanjay!
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Sanj?
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Jay man? Sanjay!
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Sanjay's not here.
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Oh.
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Well, what's going on
here in Rosie-land?
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I'm working.
Ah.
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Read you loud and clear.
Don't let me interrupt.
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It's the food claw.
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You know --
from Lazy Susan's?
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Is there maybe someone else
you could talk to?
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We're the only ones
up here.
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What about on Earth?
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It's been years
since you had a prophet.
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Oh, well,
yeah, that's by choice.
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I mean, every time,
it's the same old story.
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You know, I-I meet
some guy in the desert
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and get to talking and,
you know, it's fun,
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and then, like
they get --
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They get obsessed with me.
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They start building temples
and compounds,
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and I'm like, "Whoa, buddy.
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I like you, but we just met.
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Pump the brakes."But that wouldn't happen
this time.
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The world's
ending in six days.
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So there's not enough time
for things to get serious.
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Ah, you make
a good point there, Rosie.
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Yeah.
Let's put ourselves out there.
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Rosie! Come on.
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Eliza: It works.Sanjay: Nice!
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Awesome.
Wait.
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You got them invited
to that party already?
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Yeah, it was easy.
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Sanjay just got
all their better friends
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sick with the bird flu.
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Sanjay: Okay, the bird part
was Eliza's idea.
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I wanted to go
swine flu.
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Look, look, look.
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They're picking
their outfits already.
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We are on our way.
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Yes. We.
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Oh, hey, Craig,
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can you grab us
some more coffee?
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Oh, yeah, and I'll take
a half-caf soy cap,
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uh, three pumps
of hazelnut syrup,
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hot,
but not, like, "ugh" hot.
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That sounds really good.
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Yeah, let's get two
of those.
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Two of those.If you don't mind.
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Nice.
Great thinking.
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You too.
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What about him?
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Eh, he's too smug.
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He looks nice.Trying too hard.
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Ooh, hello!
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What am I doing?
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I always fall
for the same type.
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The skinny guy with the stick
and the hair.
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You know, maybe there's
just nobody out there for me.
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So what?
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I got you, right, Rosie?
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What about this guy?
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Dr. Dave Shelby.
-Huh. Hey, stranger.
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What's his deal?Looks like
he's a laser eye surgeon.
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He's in good health,
advanced degree...
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Okay, nice.
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Nice.
But isn't he kind of square?
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I mean, I like them
a little rough and tumble.
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Says here he's got a guitar.
A Stratocaster.
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Plays in a band
on the weekends.
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Oh.
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Ohh.
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Okay.
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He's the total package.
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I want him to be my friend
and my buddy
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and also
kinda like my dad.
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Is that weird?
Yeah.
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Should I call him?
Yeah.
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I should just call him, right?Just do it.
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Is it crazy? No. Yeah.Just go crazy.
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All right, you're right.
Let's stop talking about it
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and just do it.
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Uh...what do I say?
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I mean, what do I say?
Um...
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You know what?
I'm just gonna use a line.
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I am the Lord, thy God.
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Aah!
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Dave?
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Dave Shelby?
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Honey,
is everything okay?
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Go inside.
Take the kids.
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Dave, what is it?
Dave?
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It's nothing.
I-It's not important.
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Not important?
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Heck, Dave.
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C'mon. Buddy.
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I don't get it. Wh-- Wh-- Why
is he playing so hard to get?
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Maybe just move on
to another prophet.
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I don't want
another prophet!
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I-I want Dave!
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Boy, this is
gonna take some doing.
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Well, it's a good thing
I've got you, wingman.
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Oh, yeah.
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You have to come back up.
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God met this prophet and...
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No way. I'm not about
that drama right now.
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Well, someone needs to help him,
because I'm not doing it.
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I will.Eliza: Whoa, Craig.
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Were you just sitting there
alone the whole time?
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Yep.
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Shall we?
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When did the voices start?
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This morning.
Just out of the blue.
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Are you hearing him
right now?
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Yes, I am.
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What is he saying?
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He's singing "My Sharona,"
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but he doesn't know any
of the words to "My Sharona"
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except "my Sharona,"
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so he's just saying "My Sharona"
over and over again.
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And he's also pitching
an idea
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about a swimming-pool
restaurant thing.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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It's a lazy-river restaurant
called Lazy Susan's.
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It seems like you're going
through a small psychotic break.
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God: Dave, Dr. Sheryl
doesn't know what's best for us.
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I keep telling you --
She'sthe toxic one, right?
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God?
Your wingman.
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Hi.
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You're just in time.
Come on.
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Oof!
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I'm striking out hard here,
man. This
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I've tried telling jokes
to this guy.
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I've complimented him.
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I even told him
my real name.
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All that happened
was that he had a seizure.
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Oh. Well, um, yeah, I-I don't
know much about prophets,
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but I'll try and help.Oh, thanks, bud.
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I appreciate it.
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I know you must be busy.
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Well, uh, actually, I'm --
I'm not really that busy.
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I don't think anyone downstairs
really needs me anymore.
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Oh, well,
Ineed you big-time.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, yeah, great.
What's, uh...
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What's the plan?
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Hit him hard with a tornado.
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Uh, what?
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S-Sorry. Why?
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If Dave wants to play games,
I'm down to clown.
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Look at how close
they're sitting.
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Conditions are perfect.
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They just have
to make a move.
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I can show you, um,
some photos of the two of us.
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This is her
on her birthday.
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Um, that's her
near her car.
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He's got 75 photos
of his nana on his phone,
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and it looks like he's
gonna go through all of them.
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Wait a minute. What's the
chemical analysis on that punch?
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Here we go.
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2% alcohol.
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It's practically milk.
Ugh.
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These two are never gonna kiss
if they're sober.
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We gotta spike that punch.
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Uh, the refrigerator?
Maybe knock it down,
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tip some bottles
into the bowl?
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No, it'll break it.
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What about the
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Both: Subwoofer.
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It's working!
259
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,780
The punch is strong.
260
00:11:17,815 --> 00:11:19,437
What?
261
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,163
The punch is strong.
262
00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:23,027
Oh. Totally.
263
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:27,790
Dave: Why is the tornado
staying in one place?
264
00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:30,897
This is impossible!
265
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:32,036
Ahh!
266
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,796
Yeah, um...
267
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,939
Okay, you know,
I have to be honest --
268
00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:40,147
honest. Uh...
269
00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:44,738
I was a little nervous
about going out tonight.
270
00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,050
Yeah.
271
00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:48,259
No, I -- Me too.
272
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,123
But, uh...
273
00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:51,365
I feel, uh...
274
00:11:54,955 --> 00:11:57,130
Oh.
275
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:58,545
Shit.
They look catatonic.
276
00:11:58,579 --> 00:12:00,202
How much did they drink?
277
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:02,204
I only saw two cups.
278
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,174
This punch
would up a horse.
279
00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:08,313
You got them way too drunk.
280
00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:11,144
Me?
It
281
00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:12,421
I'll be right back.
282
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,943
Oh. Ohh.
283
00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:21,499
A freak,
highly localized tornado
284
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,259
destroyed
one family's home today,
285
00:12:23,294 --> 00:12:26,055
while leaving the rest
of the neighborhood unscathed.
286
00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,506
The Category 5 twister
appeared out of nowhere
287
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,714
and touched down directly
288
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,027
on the home
of Jennifer and David Shelby,
289
00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:33,200
known to local residents...
290
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,030
...for their massive
charitable givings.
291
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:36,997
In my 20 years
as a journalist,
292
00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:38,309
I've never seen
a more beloved...
293
00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:39,793
Hey, player.
294
00:12:39,828 --> 00:12:41,864
We got
a little situation downstairs.
295
00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,141
Any chance you could
come back and help us out?
296
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:45,488
The coffee materials
are in the coffee nook.
297
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,492
Craig, what is up
with you today?
298
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:50,804
Why'd you leave?
299
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,357
Because I had no reason
to stay!
300
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:55,395
Uh, the two of you are so cool,
with your parties and risks.
301
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:57,190
No, that's the problem.
302
00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:59,019
When it's just the two of us,
we push things too far.
303
00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:01,297
Okay, we need someone
who's cautious
304
00:13:01,332 --> 00:13:03,058
and timid and very afraid,
305
00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,887
you know, someone
who will hold us back,
306
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:08,201
because -- because
he is so scared
307
00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:11,514
all the time
of everything.
308
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:12,999
And that's where
you come in.
309
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,345
You're a big part
of this team.
310
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,174
No, not anymore.
311
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,831
Look, before you came,
312
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,557
me and Eliza
were working well together.
313
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,214
We had something.
314
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:23,561
And since you're here, I don't
have a reason to be there.
315
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,908
I don't have a reason
to exist.
316
00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:28,221
And I'm quite busy
right now, so...
317
00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:40,543
Those are
merely 30 of the 400 charities
318
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,269
founded
by the now-homeless Shelbys.
319
00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:44,547
Very rarely does a newscaster
pull this one out,
320
00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,411
but, oh, the humanity.
321
00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:50,208
If there is a heaven above
and anybody is watching,
322
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:52,245
I simply ask, "Why?"
323
00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:07,087
Here I am.
324
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:09,434
Yes!
Okay.
325
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:13,128
Now, Craig,
watch the master.
326
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,648
3, 4.
327
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:20,100
Oh, hey, Dave, right?
From Earth?
328
00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:22,620
Yeah, uh, listen.
We need to talk.
329
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,278
This isn't gonna work.
330
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,658
It's not you.
It's me.
331
00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:28,660
I just got a lot
going on right now.
332
00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:31,629
I'm busy with work,
I have my kids' Little League.
333
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,286
I got to find
a new place to live,
334
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,978
so there's that whole situation,
and...
335
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:40,189
and, honestly, I don't want to
be anyone's prophet right now.
336
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:43,503
And, also, our friendship
is really important to me,
337
00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:45,574
and -- and, to me,
that's, like, the main thing,
338
00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:48,991
is that I want
to preserve our friendship.
339
00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:54,652
Hello?
340
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,929
God:
Yep, I'm still here.
341
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:57,413
Oh.
342
00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:59,243
Thank you
for telling me in person.
343
00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:01,590
That's very cool of you
to be so up front.
344
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:04,455
And, uh, yeah, it's great.
345
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:09,287
Um, 'cause, you know,
I-I-I feel the exact same way,
346
00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:12,256
so, yeah, it's cool.
347
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,602
Cool.
348
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,328
Cool.
349
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:21,541
So, uh,
what do we do now?
350
00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:24,993
Well, Craig, I think
this is a teachable moment.
351
00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:28,203
I mean, we all feel
rejection sometimes.
352
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:29,514
And it hurts.
353
00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,965
But you gotta let it go.
354
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,141
Or you're just
gonna end up alone.
355
00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:38,489
Thank you, God.
356
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,319
I-I actually think I really
needed to hear that.
357
00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,218
Oh, any time.
358
00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:47,222
All right.
359
00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:49,327
Let's kill this guy.
What?
360
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,191
B-But -- But what about
everything you just said?
361
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:52,399
A-About "letting it go"?
362
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:54,401
Unrelated.
363
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:12,488
Oh, no! Oh! It --
It all just broke suddenly.
364
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,111
What?
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
365
00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:16,251
It all just stopped working.What am I gonna do?
366
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:19,047
I-I don't know,
but I-I-I-I do have to go now.
367
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,082
I'm so sorry.
Go?!
368
00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:21,256
You just
369
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,534
No, come on.
Hey, wait a minute!
370
00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,087
W-Wingman!
Sorry.
371
00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,606
Ah, wingman!
372
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,195
If we don't sober them up,
they're gonna pass out.
373
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:31,369
Uh, ah! Ooh! Maybe we knock
374
00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:33,371
that ceiling fan
down onto their heads.
375
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:34,786
That's insane!
Oh. Oh, really?
376
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:36,581
That -- That would
kill them instantly!
377
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:38,342
What's your idea, Sanjay?
At least I'm trying.Their heads!
378
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:39,619
To no end!At least I'm pitching shit!
379
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,414
Whoa! Hey, guys.
Uh, hey.
380
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:42,794
I'm -- I'm...
381
00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,727
I'm sorry it took me so long
to get down here.
382
00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:46,281
That's fine.
We're just happy you're here.
383
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:47,627
Get in here.Okay. So, um, sorry.
384
00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:49,215
How alcoholic
is that punch?
385
00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:50,595
Extremely.Great. I've got an idea.
386
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,770
Here.
Oh.
387
00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:57,188
Thanks. Okay.
388
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,059
Whoa!
389
00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,129
What the...
390
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:08,303
Aah! Oh!
391
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:13,135
Man: Move!
392
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,381
We got to get out of here!
393
00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:19,452
Totally!
394
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:21,592
Cold shower.
Nicely played.
395
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,214
Let's see how they do.
396
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,114
Man: Yeah, we got
a sixth-degree burn.
397
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,874
The elbow is gone.
398
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:30,497
That was crazy.
Yeah.
399
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:33,742
Prep the O.R., and somebody
better wake Dr. Schneider.
400
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:34,812
Hey, do you --I was wondering --
401
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,159
Oh, you first.
No, you.
402
00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:41,232
I was wondering if I...
403
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,613
you wanted to hang out
sometime.
404
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,512
That's what
I was gonna ask you.
405
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:49,171
Okay.
Well, there we go.
406
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,172
Friday?
407
00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:51,484
Friday.
408
00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:54,176
Yes!
Yes!
409
00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:55,246
So, Friday.
410
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:56,523
Is that enough time?
Mm.
411
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,665
Just barely.
412
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,805
Okay, well, we've got
a lot of work to do.
413
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,117
I will make us
some coffees.
414
00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:05,187
Wait.
415
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:08,673
I'll come with you.
-Me too.
416
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,273
Rosie! I need you!
417
00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:24,827
Aren't you busy
with your prophet?
418
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:28,383
Uh, yeah, you know, uh...
419
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:32,318
I decided that I should focus
more on my career right now.
420
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:36,632
So we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.
421
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,220
All right?
-Wonderful.
422
00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,497
Come on.
423
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:47,333
No, I'm telling you --
She's really neat, Nana.
424
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,507
And I'm taking her
on, like, a real date.
425
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,751
I'm so excited, Sammy!
426
00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:53,166
Did you hear that?
"Real date."
427
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:53,994
That's huge.
428
00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:56,307
We might actually
pull this off.
429
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:59,207
I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.
430
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,347
Wait, what's
that scary red number mean?
431
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:05,937
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
432
00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:07,042
Okay, well,
I'm gonna call you tomorrow,
433
00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,871
and you can help me
pick out an outfit.
434
00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:10,666
I'll be right here.
435
00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,256
That's disappointing.
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