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Your friend is late.

He'll be here.

Oh, yeah? I do have other bidders.

I personally vouchfor this man.

Ah. Well, I trust you, Michael,

but you see, with eachdegree of separation

comes a degreeof uncertainty.

Mr. Turner.

Mr. Vas.

The KGB once triedto set me up.

So I had to killthree of their agents

and then I hunted downtheir families.

The point is, if I sense anything outof the ordinary...

No, the point is, I haven'tseen anything from you yet

to justify a paymentof $20 million.

So, before I hand over a smallfortune and risk my life,

I want to know 100%that you can in factdeliver a device.

That's the point.

Very well.

Michelle?

Owner's manual.

This is your showof good faith?

Well, you're still alive.

You consider thata show of good faith.

Now, what doyou have for me?

Down payment.

One million dollars.

So when do I get the device?

Let's say ten days.

Michael, you take that telephone

and I will call youand tell you how to proceed.

You keep it on youall the time.

As for you, sir,

the next time we meet, I suggest you be on time.

Nice coat.

Well done.

See you around.

So far so good? Yeah, so far.

Kevin's gota tail. Is it Vas?

No, they don't look Russian. They don't look friendly.

We better go back for him.

You ordered us not tojeopardize our cover, sir.

Turn left.

Turn left!

Kill them!

Ambush onthe castle steps, sir.

Come on, faster.

Let's go!

Get down! Get down!

Get down!

Get down! Get down!

There he is! Pull over!

You're jeopardizingthe mission.

You are the mission.

God, that was close.

Did you seewho they were?

Kevin?

Doesn't this all smackof extreme desperation?

A nuclear bombthat fits neatly intoa carry-on suitcase?

Kevin spends two yearsgetting close to these people

in order to positionyou as the buyer.

Vas won't deal withanyone else and we havenine days to make this work.

I'd say desperationwas the order of the day!

Maybe Vas set Kevin up.

My guess isit's a rival buyer.

Could be Pakistanis, Chechens, North Koreans.

Libyans.

Try the entire Middle East.

Haduk Vas is a businessman. He'll take anyone's money.

So why kill Kevinif they could just outbid him?

'Cause we havedeeper pockets, that's why.

He priced themout of the game.

Who do you think it is?

Well, the Cold War is over.

These guys don't waveflags anymore,

and fanaticism, terrorism is global.

Well, whoever it is decidedto eliminate the competition

and force Vasto deal with them.

So the future ofthe so-called free world

may rest in thisyoung man's hands.

Jake Hayes, here. Big Time Tickets.

Whatever you wantl can get you.

Yankees, third base line. Knicks, court-side.

Rangers on the ice.

Masters, I'll put youon Tiger's tee, all right?

No matter whatyou want, I got it for you.

Big Time Tickets. What you need?

Oh, come on, man!

You gonna call methree hours before tip-offagainst the Lakers?

The Knicks sell outevery game, money.

Since I like you, for $850 I'll get yousection 24, row 9,

twelve back from the bench.

Right behind Woodywith a good view of Spike

unless he got that turbanthing on and starts lookinglike Yasir Araknick.

Check!

Hold on a sec.

What's up? Big Time Tickets, JK.What you want?

Checkmate!

Lion King? I can't do that.

Jake Hayes here. Big Time Tickets.

Mr. Johnson! You gonnago to the game tonight

or you wannado some business?

Shit! He's kickingyour ass.

Hey, don't look at me.

You need to watch that castle, he's about to bitch-slapyour bishop.

You lose, Opie.

Damn!

Okay, so I'll give you$400 for the two.

Yo, J, let's get a slice.

Hold on a sec.

Hello, Big Time Tickets.

Hey!

Hey, man, I can't... I can't go.

You always working.

Hey, honey. What's up?

Okay, I'm gonnapick you up from workthen we'll talk all about it.

Okay, love you, too. Bye.

I got to pick up my girl, man. So check this out.

You're gonna do this, right? Then I'm gonna do this.

Then you're gonna do this. Then I'm gonna do this.

Then you're gonna want to dothis, but I'm gonna do this.

And when you thinkin' aboutdoing this, I'm gonna do this.

And then the game's over.

So why don't you give me$20 right now andwe'll save 20 minutes.

Screw you.

You didn't know chess wasa contact sport, did you?

Hey, honey.

Julia Benson.

She's a nurse's aide.

They've been togetherthree years.

She lives with her sisterand brother-in-lawin Jersey City.

Amazing resemblanceto Kevin, sir.

Yeah.

Like seeing a ghost.

Now, I don't knowhow you're gonna react.

Come on! Wait a minute.

I should have known.

The mood swings, the weight gain...

What weight gain?

You're pregnant. You're pregnant!

I want everybody to know. Hey, everybody!

My woman's having a babyand we're getting married!

I'm not pregnant.

You know, we don't haveto get married. I mean, marriage is a big step.

We should wait a while. We're young.

I'm moving to Seattle.

Seattle, like, SeattleSupersonics Seattle?

Wait a minute. That's pretty far.

I got offered a job there.

What kind of job are you gonnaget is Seattle that you can'tget in New York?

A friend of mine fromjunior college called, and...

Who?

Kenneth.

Your ex-man Ken?

Look. He's managing a companyout there, and he offered.

So you're leaving meand going back to Ken?

No! Are you leaving me?

Sort of. But it's not the way...

So you're leaving meand going back to Kenneth. That's what I asked you.

The Ken partis just business.

And what'sthe leaving me part? Pleasure?

Pain.

Your sister putyou up to this. She never liked me.

It's beenthree years, Jake.

I know it's beenthree years.

And we're in the samesituation that we werein when we met.

Meaning we'renot married.

We're not married, we can't affordto get married.

And it doesn't look likeit's ever gonna change.

You know, poor peopledo get married.

Yeah, I know.

But I don't feel likefighting with you every daybecause we're broke!

I mean, marriage is hard enoughwithout being poor.

Hey, what happenedto the love?

What happenedto all that romance?

You know I love you, but you are livingin this fantasy.

It's like you're waitingfor some kind of miracle.

I got to live in reality. I am not gonna beyoung forever.

Oh, I see. So you gotto put yourself backon the market

while the merchandiseis still fresh!

You act like there'sa damn expiration dateon your forehead!

Come on, come on.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You think I likeliving like this?

Moving tickets, hustling chess,

DJ-ing at theselittle clubs?

I know. I should have stayedin college. I messed up.

I messed up. I'll go back to college.

I love you, Jake.

I love you too.

But I...

So when are you leaving?

Couple of weeks.

But, we'll talkbefore then.

Why?

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the monastery Go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back out and let ya knees bend

* Kickin' through the door

* Throwback Vokal valore

* I see me a do it fresh off tour Head to the floor

* Take it round, round Chickenhead breakin' it down

Hey, what's up, man? What's wrong? Hey, what's up, man?

Julie left me.

Sorry. Um...

I got to go. But I'll catch you tomorrow. All right.

* There will be no extra space to waste

* Pick up the pace See your heart rate

* And if you start to hyperventilate

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the chickenhead Go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back in and let ya knees bend... *

* I'm all out of love

* I'm so lost without you

* I know you were right

* Believing for so long

* I'm all out of love

* What am I without you

* I can't be too late

Hey! You get your shittogether or I'm gonnahave to fire your ass!

That's right!

* I want you to come back

* And carry me home

* Away from these long, lonely nights

* There's no easy way

* It gets harder each day

* Please love me or I'll be gone

* I'll be gone

* I'm all out of love

* I'm so lost without you

* I know you were right

* Believing for so long

* I'm all out of love

* What am I without you?

* I can't be too late

* To say that I was so wrong

Julie, Julie, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh, Big Time Tickets.

Yeah, for what game?

Well, how muchyou want to spend?

Yeah, I can get it.

So where you at?

Where the hell's that?

Thank you very much. Now take off.

Whatever.

Hop out. HAYES: Hey. What's up?

Give me your phone. What's up? Hey, hey, hey!

Relax. What y'all want?

Come on. Come on.Relax.

Do you know how hardit was for me to get a cabto come up here?

I hope y'all aregetting me a ride back.

Come on. I know you're cops, man. What do you want, money?

Oh, I understand. Y'all shot someoneand now y'all need a suspect.

Mr. Hayes? Jacob Hayes?

I'm Officer Oakes. That's Officer Seale.

Officer Swanson. Officer Carew.

What, CIA? What's that for?

Crackers In my Ass?

You gonna arrest mefor scalping tickets?

We just want to talkto you about something.

About what?

About your brother.

Well, you got the wrong guy. I don't even have a brother.

That's just a pictureof me in a suit.

Could have got thatoff the Internet.

I saw a picture of Bill Gateswith three titties on the Net.

Okay, September 8th, 1970.

Bellevue Hospital, New York City.

A woman, registeredas Mary Jeffries,

gives birth toidentical twins,

but suffers complicationsduring labor and diesthe next day.

What about the father?

Thomas B. Jeffries.

Presumed alive. Whereabouts unknown.

The state rarelyseparates twins,

but one of the infants, Jacob, that's you,

was diagnosed withsevere lung infection.

You still have the scarfrom the chest tube,

the incision mark.

An administratorat the hospital alteredthe birth record

to give the healthy childa better chance at adoption.

A week later, Roger and Glenda Popetook in Kevin Jeffries.

The Popes never knew. Kevin never knew.

So I have a twin brother. Big deal.

What's the CIAhave to do with this?

What, he couldn'tsend me a letter?

Your brother's dead.

How? A helicopter crash.

We need your help, Mr. Hayes.

Your brother was workingon something with us.

My twin brother was CIA?

Yeah. A clandestine operative.

And just before he was killedhe set up a deal.

What kind of deal?

A very important one.

So we need you tostand in for him.

Um, you know, just briefly.

Pretend I'm him?

Yeah. For how long?

Nine days.

Nine days. That's not standing in.

Standing in's like an hour. Nine days, that's likegoing on tour.

Is this shit dangerous?

Yeah, there's some risk.

Well, what kind of risk? We talking bad credit risk?

Or bullet-in-ass risk?

You'd be well-compensated.

For bullet-in-ass risk? I hope that's a lotof compensation.

How much?

Throw out a number.

One billion dollars.

You've overshot.

Well, I don't knowwhat kinda budgetyou're working with.

Well, we were thinkingsomewhere in the region of, let's say...

Uh, $25,000.

Fifty.

Yeah, 50. I figure youstarted with 25,

so I know you got more, and you ain't gonna give meall your money.

$50,000.

This is what I'm thinking, Mr. Hayes.

With $25,000, your girlfriendJulie could go to college.

She wouldn'thave to go to Seattle.

Or work with Ken.

Okay. Here's whatl'm thinking.

You're gonna give me$50,000, tax-free.

Okay, $50,000 after tax

after the job is done.

Half now, half after.

Ten now, 40 after.

Unless my mother had triplets

you're gonna give me10 now, 90 after.

Okay, you got a deal.

So when do we start?

Now.

This is yourbrother's file. Study it.

So there's homework?

Preparation.Okay.

Let's see, Dad sits on the board

of the New YorkStock Exchange.

Mom, Co-artistic Directorat Lincoln Center.

Must have been nice.

In my foster housewe were so poor,

we used to lick stampsfor dinner.

Let's see, prep school at Exeter.

Then collegeat Dartmouth.

Served inthe Naval Academy.

That's right.

What did he serve? Lunch?

Oh, man. Rhodes scholar.

So my brotherwas real smart, huh?

Yeah.

Damn, the CIA is cheap!

Y'all could have at leastgot me a queen size. What's this, jack size?

Hey, uh, what's thatzahs-nod mean?

It's Czech for bathroom.

You'll find the room labeledwith phonetic translations.

Why?

'Cause the deal goes downin the Czech Republic.

Czech Republic?

Here's a dictionary.

Hey, how do I getthe outside line?

I need somebodyto feed my cat.

You don't have an outside lineand you don't have a cat.

Okay, so what am I supposedto be doing here?

There's a tape in the VCR.It's a video of your brother.

Watch it. The way he talksand the way he moves.

I know there'sa lot to deal with here, but we're all behind you.

We'll start in the morning. You got any questions?

Yeah.

If my brotherwas such a genius, then how come he's dead?

5:00 a.m.

Hey, I don't do 5:00 a.m.

So, bottom line, what are our chances?

Well, I'd sayanywhere between

nil and zero.

Why do you say that?

Well, I grant youhe's got potential.

He's pretty street-smart.

In six monthshe could probably foolhis brother's own parents.

But eight days? Come on. You got to be kidding.

Probably get himself killedon this mission and anyoneelse who goes along with him.

Would you liketo be replacedon the mission?

Why? You saying you're goingahead with or without me?

Yeah, that's preciselywhat I'm saying.

Well, sir,

when do I tell himwhat this mission involves?

Well, if I were youl would tell himas little as possible.

Don't put anythinginto his head he can't use.

And certainly nothingthat could pop outat the wrong time.

Okay. What's he doing now?

He's studying.

We told himto learn a few keyphrases in Czech.

Well, he seems dedicated.

What's he saying?

He said, "I haven't had myperiod in three months."

Now what?

"Where's the hospital? I have a vaginal infection."

Yeah, this is going to

Can't wait to get started.

Rise and shine, Mr. Hayes!5:00 a.m. and all is well.

How about three more hoursof sleep and some breakfast?

How about a nice shower?

Hey, hey! Hey, hey!

What's wrong with you?

Morning.

Today we'll be covering basic operations protocol

for the acquisition of foreign assets,

a procedure we like to call, the three I's.

Identifying the target,

initiating the contact

and infiltrating the network.

Now you do it like him.

Man, this is bugging me out.

I feel like Michael Jacksonlooking at old album covers.

I mean, look at this guy, he looks like me, but it's not me.

Yeah.

So what did he like to do? I mean, what kind ofsports was he into?

What kind of musicdid he listen to?

He liked music. He liked jazz and classical.

Classical? Like Run DMC?

He didn't like rap.

Oh, come on, man.

What 29-year-oldbrother don't likea little bit of rap?

He didn't listen to rap.

So what kind of sportswas he into?

Skiing.

Okay, so you got skiing, the Navy, no rap.

Yeah, we'd have hada lot in common.

Sir? That meeting'sabout to start.

What time?

Um, well, Yates is gonna... Okay.

All right. I'll be there.

Thanks.

So what's up with youand Swanson?

Hmm?

Oh, come on, man. I see there's somethinggoing on there.

Y'all got a little somethinggoing on. Come on now.

Look at you. You're blushing.

Do you mind if I say somethingto you, Mr. Hayes?

My friends,

Officer Seale, Officer Swanson,

they have faith in you.

I don't.

And that creates a problembecause you're inso deep with us now,

we can never let you go.

So you'd better learnthis stuff, stone cold,

by 0500 hourstomorrow morning.

Or what?

I'll kill you.

Hey, could we starta few hours later tomorrow?

Get dressed.

It's 4:59!

* There ain't no troubles in rock

* On every block

* Late for school Late for work

* But ahead of these cop cars

* My credit is shot

* In the detonate box

* Like, people take my life

* And that's pathetic as Pac's

* Right away, blow your life away

* So light your haze

* Hold tight grenades

* So when it blows I'm slightly grazed

* Kuniva might be crazed

* Unleashin' unlikely rage

* The next time you hear a verse from me

* I might be caged...

Swirl. Checking for sediment.

Sniff.

And taste.

Morning, Mr. Hayes. 5:00 a.m.

No, 5:01.

* I believe in people flying

* I believe in people crying

* I believe in people breathing

* I believe in people being... *

Pope. Kevin Pope.

Man! Look at this suit.

Man, I got initialson my cuffs.

Normally, the only thingl've ever had on my cuffsis steak sauce!

Whoo!

They say MT.What's that for?

Michael Turner.

But I thoughtl was Kevin Pope.

Kevin Pope is Michael Turner.

Michael Turner isKevin Pope's cover identity.

He's a very successful, very knowledgeable,

very sophisticatedinternational dealerin fine antiquities.

Well, if I'm Jake Hayesplaying Kevin Popeplaying Michael Turner,

then I shouldget two checks!

Cheers.

This is a very rare, expensive cognac. What do you think?

Dry.

But never precocious.

I love your shirt.

Egyptian broadcloth?

Three days. Pretty impressive.

Yeah, he's bright.

I think he can do it.

He's got my vote.

I said he was bright. I didn't say he was capableof saving the world.

Let's run a real test.

Like what?

Send him up to New York, put him in Kevin's apartment,

let the neighbors, the doorman, everybodyget a look at him.

See if they buy himas Michael Turner.

It might even servea double purpose.

Whoever tried to kill Kevinas Michael Turner probablydoesn't know he's dead.

They might stillbe looking for him.

So we dangle him, use him as bait? Keep him in the dark.

He'll be protected.

What do we tell him?

Tell him we're givinghim a chance topractice being Kevin.

That's all youneed to tell him.

You're the boss.

Now, you seethe van in front of us?

The one behind us? Those are our guys.

Here's my cell phone number.

Use it if you get intoany kind of trouble.

What kind of trouble? Any kind.

Shark attack? Call you. All right.

Could you pop the trunk?

Take this. Get yourself some shoes.

Little punk.

Mr. Turner, welcome back, sir. Thanks, Tim.

Hmm. Mmm-mmm!

How was Europe?

Like another country!

Whoo!

You could putthis on MTV Cribs.

Man, this is dope!

God!

So if I paid taxes, this is where the money would go, huh?

You could havea puppet party in here.

Let's get a littlemusic in here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's that music?

It's this hip-hop stuff.

It's terrible.

Jake, it's yourdownstairs neighbor, Mrs. Patterson.

Don't forget the radio.

Hi, Michael!

Welcome back.

Vera, how are you?

Fine. Fine, thank you.

Hi, Annabella.

We just came inand the doormansaid you were back.

Annabella missed you.

Oh, you're far too kind.

I've been waiting desperatelyfor you to come back.

Oh, why?

I bought a little treasure.

Come on down and tell meif I got a good buy.

Oh, okay. Hold your baby.

Yes, my baby!

How was your trip?

Uh...

This is gonnabe a disaster.

Hello!

Go see your nanny, baby.

What do you think?

Is it a good piece?

Uh...

It's exquisite!

Ooh, do you think?

Go ahead. Pick it up. Feel it to seehow delicate it is.

Uh, pick it up, right?

Yes, just grab itand pick it up.

Michael...

That's what we keepthe doggy treats in.

Of course. I knew that.

I was just getting itout of the wayso I could see the...

The vase. The vase!

Of course. The vase! Yes.

Uh, may I ask, how much didyou pay for this?

$150,000.

Good Lord! What yougonna put in it, cocaine?

He fooled the doorman, he fooled the neighbor

and he fooledthe neighbor's dog.

What more do you want?

Oakes, we need to knowwho's after that bomb.

And you're willing tosacrifice him to find out?

Don't be dramatic. He's got plenty of protection.

I'll tell youwhen to pull him.

Hope you're not watching this!

I don't have towatch this, do I, sir?

Oh, no. Holy shit.

Code Red. Code Red.

Code Red. Code Red.

Parish and McCain, cover the exits!

Help! Help! Help!

Sir, he's headedfor the roof.

We need him alive.

Yes, sir.

Hey!

Watch it!

Drop the knife.

Hey, Elvis, if you dropthe knife and step down,

no one is going to hurt you.

So, who's got Jake?

* Anno Domini anything goes

* Be whatchu wanna be

* Long as you know consequences

* To give and for livin'

* The fence is...

Well, these last ten minuteswill be used as a teaching aid

on how an operationcan get totally...

Screwed up, sir? Thank you.

We'll find him, sir.

Yeah? Where are you?

The corner of Eat Shitand Fuck You!

I'm not gonnalet you trace me! Bye! I'll call you back!

I'm stuck in traffic. I ask you to doone simple thing...

Gimme that!

What? Whoa!

Okay, run fingerprints, DNA,

anything we can get onthe guy who jumpedoff the roof.

Yes, sir. He looks Afghani, sir.

Don't assume anything. Just find Jake.

Yes, sir.Jake...

Kevin was murdered! Like they were gonnamurder me, right?

Let's meet someplace...

No more bullshit!

We lost himbecause we lied to him.

No, you lost himbecause you lost him.

We treated him like an idiot.

He had a right to knowwhat we were doing with him.

We're wasting time! Find him and bring him back.

And spare me your conscience.

Spare my conscience.

Take it easy, buddy! HAYES: Thanks a lot.

* Six million ways to live

* Six million ways to live life

Yeah. HAYES: Hello?

Hello? Hey, Pam, it's Jake.

Can I talk to Julie?

She don't wantto talk to you.

Who's on the phone?

Hey, Pam. I need to talk to Julie.

Please. Please. This is serious.

Is it Jake?

Wait, let me talk to him.

She's moving on.

Gimme me the phone.

We don't needno more trouble, Jake.

Okay, and you ain'tnothing but trouble.Pam...

Two suits came aroundhere today lookingfor you.

Give me the phone.

Hey, hey, hey. Shit, your phone's tapped!

Your phone's tapped.

Okay, if Julie's there, tell her I love her.

And Oakes, if you'relistening, kiss my ass!

You get a trace? No.

He hung up.

* Six million ways to live

* Six million ways to live life

Mr. Hayes, where are you?

Where in the hell are you?

I'll see y'all next week.

* Six million ways to live

* 'Cause there's six million ways to live lavish

* Beyond all the misery and mathematics

* Oh, there's six million ways to live

* Six million ways to live

Ma.

Help! Help!

Ma! Ma! Ma! Somebody!

Ma, it's me! It's me! Ma, it's me! Help! Help!

It's me!

Jakey? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna break my arm!

Well, what are you doingin the dark?

Some people arelooking for me, and...

What did you do? What did you do?

I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing.

I didn't do nothing!

It's not what you think. It's not the police.

It's way toohard to explain.

Look at this.

Eight foster kids I've takeninto my house over the years.

And all of themmade somethingof themselves

and not one of themhad your potential.

Oh, come on, Ma.

Selling and scramblingand hustling.

Ma, did you knowl had a brother?

Oh, stop talking crazy! You had lots of brothers.

How's that nice girll met last Christmas?

She left me.

Hand me that umbrellaso I can hit you again.

You know, Ma, maybe it wasn't my fault?

You need money? No.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I need money.

How much do you need?

I won $250 at bingo!

It's just for a little while. I'll pay you back.

Yeah, I know.

You want something to eat?

You know what? I really got to go.

I'm never giving upon you, Jakey.

You're gonna do somethingto make me very proud one day.

I know it.

I owe you an apology.

You hear me?

I was just wonderinghow many of your peopleare listening in?

No, we're alone.

No cameras, no wires. Just me.

You got the floor.

Your brotherwas assassinated.

By the same guyswho came after me, right?

I guess so. Doing the same job as you.

Which is what?

Your brother asMichael Turner

was helping me buy somethingoff the black market.

What? What?

Cuban cigars? PlayStation 3? What?

I can't tell you if you're notcoming back in with us.

Well, I'm not coming back inwith you if ain't telling me.

Your brother died savingmy life. Did you know that?

It should have been otherwise, but that's the way it is.

How are hisparents taking it?

You didn't tellhis parents?

No, and that'sthe way we want it.

How would you feelif you died andnobody told your wife?

I'm not married.

What, there's noMrs. Spy?

Not anymore.

Relationships and attachmentsare useless in this business.

So that's howthis job is.

Even if they don't shootyou, they take your life.

I know it sounds hokey, but I honestly believe

our lives are about somethingbigger than ourselves,

and I'm offering you a chanceto commit to yourselfto something.

You ain't offering menothing but a chanceat a bullet in my ass.

I don't see the highermeaning in that.

Tell you what I'm gonna do. Thank you. No problem.

I'm going outside, I'm gonna sit in the carand I'll count to 10.

If you want to join me, fine.

If not, I'll tell the agencyl couldn't find you.

We can't pull this job offwithout you.

We need you.

Think about it.

Oh, well.

Well, that didn'twork, did it? No.

"I'm gonna go outsideand count to 10"?

Who the hell are you?

You would havedone better with "Bitch, get in the car."

Okay.

Get in the car, bitch.

This is the manwho tried to kill you.

We now know thathe's a member

of a multinationalterrorist organization

led by this man.

Meet the man who killedyour brother, Dragan Adjanic.

He's wanted by The Haguefor terrorist crimesagainst humanity.

So he's a fugitiveeverywhere in the worldincluding his own country.

He calls his movementThe Black Hand.

His members takea death pledge,

becoming suicide soldiersto further their cause.

Last year, the FBI caughtfour of his men

in a Washington DC motel,

with enough ureanitrateto level the Capitol building.

He doesn't like Americaand he doesn't like you.

Wait a minute, what did I do?

He's your rival buyer.

For the item thatthis man has to sell.

This is Adrik Vas.

He's a Russian, ex-army colonel,

kingpin in theRussian mafia.

He's up to his neckin prostitution, drugs and extortion.

That sounds like anybodyl went to high school with.

This is Vas'sright-hand man.

His name isMichelle Petrov,

otherwise knownas The Hammer.

Remember these faces

because you're gonna beseeing them soon.

Why do they call this guyThe Hammer?

Whoa!

What? What? OAKES: Good evening.

Isn't this fun?

This is an exerciseknown as Kim's game.

It's meant to testyour awareness.

What can you tell meabout your attackers?

They woke me up.

Look, man, if youwant me to spy,

I'm gonna needmy rest.

How many were there?

Didn't I just saythey woke me up?

Yeah, that's the weird thingabout an ambush.

Next time, we'll tryand warn you.

Do you understandwhat happened to youjust now?

Yeah, I was jacked.

No, you panicked.

When you thoughtyou were in danger,

your brain shut down.

So what's the point of havinga good brain

if you can'tkeep it operating?

My brain didn'tshut down!

I knewit was Swanson

'cause I could feel her titson my back.

I knew it was Carew

'cause his breathsmelled like shit.

Probably from kissingyour ass so much.

I knew it was Seale

because I tookhis wallet.

Hey, Seale, why doesa married man need a condom?

Your wife know?

You wanna knowhow I knew it was you?

Okay, thank you. Game's over.

Good night. Oh, where you going?

You're gonna leavelike that, huh?

Come back!

Y'all got me up. Let's do something.

Let's hit a clubor something.

Based on ourintelligence projections

and the text manualprovided by Agent Pope,

this is a mock-upof what you'll be buying.

Does it play DVDs?

It's a portablethermonuclear weapon.

So that's a bomb.

It's a reproduction.

Last year, a Russian suitcase bomb

was stolen froma dismantling facilityin the Ural Mountains.

Your brothertracked it down.

We need youto recover it.

Two things you're gonnahave to do.

Would one of them beshitting in my pants?

Welcome to Prague.

Looks like Newark.

Welcome back to the hotel, Mr. Turner.

Thank you.

Mr. Turner, so gladto have you back, sir.

Thank you, Lempenka.

I hope you haven'tgiven out my room.

Certainly not, sir.

This is beautiful.

Her name is Lenka.

You just called her "Lempenka,"

which means "cardboard."

Wow, wow.

Man, it's gonna be hardto go back to Jersey.

We'll be in the suiteacross the hall.

We have full videoand audio surveillanceof this room.

All right, now, whenl go to the bathroom, press the pause button.

Just stayin the room.

You've got nothingto worry about.

Yeah, excepting my little datewith a nuclear bomb.

Okay, this isour lifeline.

Our only linkto Adrik Vas.

Nothing happenstill he calls.

Don't let it outof your sight.

And remember, from now on,

there's no Jake, there's no Kevin,

only Michael Turner.

Man.

I think I'm gonna likebeing Michael Turner.

* Pretty woman Walking down the street

I think maybe you wannatake a look at this.

Okay, what the hell'she up to now?

* Pretty woman

Hey!

Fish egg?

They're good, man.

Beluga, sir.

It's 12,000 crownsan ounce.

Party's over.

No, the partyjust started.

Soon asy'all leave,

I'm gonna havemy ass buffed.

This little piggygo to market.

Make sure you putmy initials on the big toe.

People need to knowwhose feet this is.

That's Vas. Where's the cell phone?

Phone, phone, phone, phone, phone.

Thank you.

Hello.

Yeah, we'll be there.

It's Vas.

The deal's onin an hour.

Now your eye.

Look right intothe computer screen.

Wait for confirmation.

Okay, that's it.

All right, from thispoint on,

only you will be ableto access your computer.

It won't operate withoutyour retinal signature, your eyes.

So, when they show youthe bomb,

connect your laptop.

Determine if the bombis the real thing.

And take enough timedoing it,

so Welles can download their arming codes,

and hopefully their disarming codes

into our computer.

Good luck, Mr. Hayes.

We have visual.

You'll do fine.

Everyone's nervousthe first day of school.

I always cutthe first day of school.

Don't worry.

We're coveredfrom every angle.

Can't wait to meetThe Hammer.

These guys must bethe toolbox.

Should we move in, sir? YATES: No.

Not till we're surethey brought the bomb.

There's too muchat stake.

Nice coat.

Gentlemen, are we goingto do business or aren't we?

That depends, Michael.

Where have you beenfor the last nine days?

I don't believethat concerns you.

On the contrary, it concerns me very much.

We make a deal, you disappear.

Doesn't look good, my friend.

Heads up, McCain. Be advised. Targets are armed.

Maintain your positions.

Everyone, maintainyour position.

Copy that, sir.

Do we havea problem?

I don't know. You tell me. Do we have a problem?

Do we?

Give me the cell phonel gave you earlier.

Don't worry.

I only madecollect calls.

Look, I don't knowwhat this is about, but...

No, you don't.So shut up.

Neither does Mr. Turner.

You see, this cell phonehas a globalpositioning system.

In a moment, it'll tell me exactly

where you've beenthe last nine days.

Fantastic, eh?

Well, haven't youbeen busy?

Oh, you get around.

Berlin, Rome, Zurich.

And not one decenttreasure to show for it.

Well, where's the money?

Where's the product?

Nearby.

So how do we do this?

I'm gonna call youon this cell phone.

Then you have one hourto get the money, Michael.

Then I will call you againand tell you whereto bring it to.

You understand?

Well, I'm gonnahave to run some tests.

So make sure you bringauthentic merchandise.

Fair enough.

I wouldn't buy a car withoutchecking under the hood.

Are we agreed?

Yes.

No, we're not bringingmoney anywhere.

No?

I'll have someone transferthe remaining $19 million

when Mr. Turner tells uswe have a viable device.

It can be doneby computer.

One of my men will bestanding by at this address.

You will send oneof your brain trust

to verify the money'sin your account.

And that's it.

We'll give youa hostage?

Yeah, andyou'll get one.

We'll call ita security deposit

which neither of uswill get back

if we screw up orif we leave a mess.

It's that simple.

Now we have an agreement, I think.

Agreed.

Don't you go disappearingon me again, Michael.

Hey, you did real well, Mr. Hayes.

You knew they wouldn'tbring it, right?

Uh-huh.

Standard procedure.

Guys like him won'trisk getting screwedon the first date.

Mmm-hmm.

And what if youhadn't changedthe chip in the phone?

Well, it would have told himthat the phone

had already traveledto CIA headquartersin Langley,

and they'd have shotboth of us in the heads.

I'm hungry. How about you?

I think I'm gonna pass.

Okay, good night.

* Even if I forget why

* You'll always give me another reason

* This is no empty promise

* I can depend upon it

* You'll always love me like that... *

My God!

Hi.

This place comeswith everything, huh?

Could you, uh, give me a towel?

Very funny.

I knew you'd be surprised. I didn't thinkyou'd be shocked.

Huh.

Hey, you want someroom service?

No. I'd like a goodstiff drink.

Oh, shit. It's Nicole.

What?

This isn't exactlythe welcome I expected.

What's up?

Honey, I madedinner reservationsat our favorite place.

I love that place.

Honey, aren't youhappy to see me? Yeah!

Good.

Mmm.

Uh, I gotta get that.

I'll be right back.

How are you doing?

Well, you seehow I'm doing.

Yeah. We havea problem.

Yeah. You know, where I'm from, peoplepay a lot of money

for problems like that.

That's Nicole. That's Kevin's...

I mean, Michael's girlfriend.

She works for CNNin Europe.

So how come youdidn't tell meMichael had a girlfriend?

Well, they broke upseveral weeks ago.

They had a fight, and she walked out.

Well, it looks likeshe forgave him.

What the hell did he fightwith her fine ass for?

Well, apparently, he had intimacy problems.

He was distant.

Some kind ofpsychotherapy crap.

Anyway, she went offto cover the Balkans.

Okay, so what do youwant me to do?

Take her to dinner.

She's CNN.

If you handle this badly, shecould blow your cover, okay?

Okay.Good.

Don't cheat, just eat.

Don't cheat, just eat. Don't cheat, just eat. Don't cheat, just eat.

That was Jehovah's Witnesses!

Don't cheat, just eat.

Michael, I hopeyou're hungry, baby.

* We hoppin' in the whip And we livin' here

* Somebody turn the music up Tonight

Yeah, I just gotta gobrush my teeth.

* Everybody up Come on, get up Tonight

* One of these ladies gonna be havin' my baby... *

Uh-oh.

Hey, you've reached the residence

of Pam, Marvin, Julie and the kids!

Leave a message at the tone.

Julie, this is Jake. Are you there?

Okay, if you haven't left yet, please wait for me.

Please, please. I got a new job.

It's totally legit...

and I've changed. I have totally changed.

I'm a new man.

I'm the manwho loves you.

I love you. I love you so much.

I didn't even knowhow much I loved youtill two minutes ago.

It's Jake.

Honey, I am ready to do anything. Julie.

I love him. No, you don't!

Honey, what's taking youso long?

Big sacrifices.

Please wait for me. Please wait for me!

Jake, I heard you.

I heard every word, baby. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here.

I love you so much.

Jake...

If you'd like to make a call... Jake?

Hello? Jake? ...please hang up

If you'd like to

* I need to find a place

* My own space

Thank you.

* Where I can get over you

* 'Cause you are so far away

So, are you gonnamake me grovel?

No, not unlessyou want to.

Is this fish?

Yeah, of course. You love fish.

Uh, that's right. I love fish.

But that's beforel became a vegetarian.

Uh, waiter, waiter.

Uh, I can't eat this.

Can you get mesomething else?

How 'bout a steak, medium-well? Please?

Of course, sir. Oh, thanks a lot.

I thought you werea vegetarian.

Vegetarian?

I'll eat a pig's assif they cook it right.

But enough about me.

How 'boutthose Balkans?

I missed you, Michael.

I'm sorry I left.

What's the matter?

There's somebody else.

There is? When did that happen?

Right after you left.

I left youtwo weeks ago.

I mean, uh, did youmeet her here in Prague?

No, in Jersey.

New Jersey?

Yeah. I was in New York. And Jersey's rightnext to New York,

and I just tooka little day trip.

Who is she? What does she do?

Well, she's a nurse's aideat St. Sebastian's Hospital.

Her name's Julie. She's got curly hair.

I get it.

You want me to jumpthrough a couple of hoops

before youtake me back.

Okay. I have it coming.

* It's killing me

But I'm willingto work for it.

* You're not here with me

* You are so far away, baby... *

Nicole!

You hurt me really bad.

And I can't just let youyo-yo with my heart, okay?

You hurt me, and I'mnever gonna let ithappen again.

Love don't livehere anymore!

Michael, I've neverseen you like this.

So open.

So...

So in touch withyour feelings.

Like you could reallybe in love with a nursefrom New Jersey!

You're just so much more...

Warm and...

And vulnerable...

and funny.

Is that like... No, you didn't

That's funny "haha" funny, or funny "this milktastes funny" funny?

See? That's funny.

Mmm.

You're not Michael Turner.

Uh-oh.

Jake and Nicoleare back.

Yeah, and they'vegot company.

Okay, let's jointhe party.

I'm Michael! I don't know who the hell

but you're notMichael Turner.

Come on, you... You gotta believe me. I'm Michael!

You're not Michael. I'm Michael!

Come on!

Who's shooting at us?

Rival antique dealers!

Oh.

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Down here.

I'm sorry I haven't beentotally honest with you.

So you'renot Michael!

Well, we havethe same DNA

which makes uskind of the same person!

Come on! In here!

Come on. Come on. Get down. What is this?

It's just a laundry chute. Come on, come on.

It'sa laundry chute?

Ew! It smellsin here.

It's justdirty drawers.

Be quiet. Be quiet.

Are you trying to playfootsie with me?

Huh?

Will you shutthat off?

With what? My ass?

Reach in my pants. Hell, no!

You've reachedin my brother's pants.

God...

Hello?

Mr. Turner?

Vas. You caught meat a real bad time.

What are you doing? Just hang up.

Would youshut the hell up. No, you shut up.

Shut up.

Can I call you back?

Don't bother.

The Olsany Cemetery. Two hours.

Shit!

There's people coming. There's people coming.

I knew I couldn'ttrust Michael.

Always so secretive, just downright sneaky.

Never even told methat he had a brother.

Some investigative reporterl am, huh?

This antique dealing stuff... This is just a front, right?

You're drug dealers.

You're not evendenying it.

I'm going back to the Balkanswhere I'm safe.

See, I told youl'd handle it.

Very smooth.

Sir, those wereDragan Adjanic's men.

All dead.

Well, obviously he thinksyou're still alive.

Uh, by the way, Vas called.

We're onin two hours.

Olsany Cemetery.

As we speak, our fieldoperatives are staking outtheir perimeter positions.

They'll be with youall the way.

So will we.

Officer Welles has installeda G4 satellite-trackingdevice to your vehicle.

Unfortunately, that's allwe can manage safely.

Vas will be more worriedabout wiretaps

than he willabout weapons,

and you can expecthim to check bothyour car and you.

Seale is on his way to the money-transfer site at present.

Obviously we want youto connect to the bombin the computer

and begin theverification processas soon as possible.

Most importantly, once you're connectedto the bomb, a signal

will be establishedvia satellite

between your computerand Welles here,

who will try to stealthe arming codeswhile you check the bomb.

So, if they don't havethe codes,

they can't detonatethe bomb?

Right. But youmay have to stall.

You may need to buythem some time.

Now, you'll hearthree short tones whenthe process is completed.

Once you've heardthe tones,

you're satisfiedthe bomb is real,

Vas will give methe account number,

and I call Seale andauthorize the transferof money.

And as soon as I getthe word from Seale,

I'll provide confirmationof the transfer ofthe $19 million

from the MidlandsNational Bankin Grand Cayman.

You're gonna give this guy$19 million?

I thought you wasmy man!

$19 million?

Actually, it's alldigital dollars.

Ones and zeroes, man.

See, we issuea wire transfer.

The receiving bank seeks outa GFX authorization sequence

verifying the fundsare available.

It'll take his bank48 hours to realize thatthe money doesn't exist.

If the shit hits the fan, you got that watch.

Oh, then I'll knowwhat time it is

when the shithits the fan.

Well, what's this?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Somebody just walked outwith a sweater.

That's a panic button.

You press that, and the cavalry comes in.

There are a lot of peoplecounting on you, Mr. Hayes.

This isOlsany Cemetery.

Almost two million peopleare buried here.

You think Vas is tryingto tell us something?

Mmm-hmm.

Yes? It's Vas.

Yes, he's with me.

Graficka Road East.

Graficka Road East, people.

Is that one of ours?

It's one of theirs.

Well, why does hehave someone following us

if he's the one who'stelling us where we're going?

He's following us to make sureno one else is following us.

But someone is.

Yeah, that's whatmakes it so much fun.

They're headed foropen country.

Make sure they don'tget too close.

Dog One, this is Carolina.

Be advised, we're ona loose leash.

Roger that, Carolina.

Here's Mr. Smiley.

Get out of the car.

Your coats, please.

Thank you.

Mmm. You must be very trustingpeople to come out hereall alone, unarmed.

What makes you thinkwe're alone?

Ah. Straight ahead.

Parish, McCain, come in.

Okay, we're in position.

Sir, we're in place outside Chotesov Monastery.

Ah, here they are!

And my good friend, Michael.

Welcome to my churchwhere we worship money.

Okay, let's get started.

You wanted to lookunder the hood.

So look under the hood.

We're online.

Let's go to work, people.

Casing unit.

Apex mirror.

Detonating block.

This is insanity.

Just one electrical surge, and you'll blow usall to hell.

Chill, Michelle. I mean, relax. Relax, Michelle.

Downloading newauthentication code.

One hundred and seventeenseconds to completion.

Now, as soon asl verify

the uranium deflectoris of weapons grade,

we can all beon our merry way.

Uranium deflector?

This isplutonium reflector.

Plutonium. That's what I meant.

Plutonium.

Sixty seconds.

Michael, why is thistaking so long time?

I'm running one lastdiagnostic test.

I mean, if you stayedon top of things, you'd understand

that the traditional checksare not 100% foolproof.

This last testwas designed by

the head of nuclear scienceat Cal Tech,

a Dr. Dre.

Thirty seconds.

Dr. Dre, along with Dr. Ervingand Professor Griff,

and the rest ofthe Wu-Tang Clan,

know that it is best,

when you havea baseline screen situation,

to achieve a postopularcataclysmic calibration

or something we like tocall the Shaq Attack.

Shaq Attack?

Yes. Named afterDr. O'Neal

of, uh, Los Angeles, formerly of Orlando.

All we need arethe arming and thedisarming codes.

I know, I know, but it's a mess.

I mean, I'm looking at it, and I don't know what's what.

We're gonna have todump it all just to getthe two codes, sir.

I hope we canstall long enough,

because there's, there's so muchinformation here.

What we're doingright now

can help not onlyin nuclear energy

but also medicine, food...

I believe everythingis in order.

Sorry, sir.

But have the codes been movedto Jake's computer? Yeah.

All right, let's get him, the bomb and the computerback here on the double.

You got the bomb.

Now where is myremaining $19 million?

Yes, sir. Show them the money.

Copy that.

Vas's account numberreceived.

Initiating wire transfer fromMidlands National Bankof Bullshit.

Oh, man, is Vasgonna be pissed

when he goes toan ATM.

Fantastic. It's working.

I love it. Americanand Russians worktogether again

with Swiss bankaccounts.

Gentlemen, I hope tosee you never again.

Dragan Adjanic.

You know anygood prayers?

You got a lot of nerveshowing your facein my church.

Wait. That's the guywho killed my brother, isn't it?

Uh-huh.

Michelle. What the hellis he doing here?

Hey, Michelle,

I told you not todeal with him!

What's happening?

Somebodydo something. Very interesting.

Vas is being double-crossedby his own men.

Come on, shoot him!

What time is it, Mr. Hayes?

Code red! Code red! Everybody, move!

Kill him.

Here's the computer.

There's yourbloody bomb.

Where's my money?

Triple-cross. Come on!

Having fun, Mr. Hayes?

Don't shoot the bomb, you fool!

Don't shoot me either!

Go! Go! Take the bomb!

I'm going, I'm going!

You drive!

Go on!

Hey, wait for me!

Come on.

Come on, go.

Faster. I'm going! I'm going!

It's a bloodbath, sir.

Vas and his menare dead.

Come on, man! You're James Bond!

Shoot the tires outor something!

Can't getclose enough! Well, do something!

Throw out some tacksor something!

Well, you gotyour wish.

I wish forJennifer Lopez naked.

We've looked everywhere. They're just not here.

Look, I have satelliteposition on them.

I can assure youthey're there.

Wait a minute. Hold on, sir.

They lost theirtracking device.

Whoa! What the hell

What, not smooth enoughfor your ass?

It's not my assl'm worried about.

It's the bombin the backseat.

There's a bombin the backseat!

Yeah! Oh, we're gonna die!

Have a little faith, Mr. Hayes.

I'll have a little faithif you give me a little gun!

Damn!

Whoa! Whoa!

Are you okay? Oh, here they come.

Pull back! Pull back! They're shooting at us!

Shoot the gun! Come on, pull back.

Pull back! I'm pulling!

Hit him!

Hit theson of a bitch!

Get off! Off! Take a bus!

No!

Uh-oh!

Whoop his ass!

Yeah!

Get him! Get him! Get him! Kill him! Shoot him! Do something!

I got glass in my ass!

I want to go to Jersey! I want to see my girl!

I want to watch Oprah!

Put your headin the car!

Put your headin the damn car!

He's whoopin' your ass!

No! No!

Take it!

Back it up! Come on, back up!

Okay, okay, I'm backing up!

Get the bomb! Get the bomb!

Faster! I can't...

No! No, no! Do something!

I want more money!

I hate you! I hate you!

I don't know about you, but I'm hungry.

Can someone give mesome good news?

Yeah. He successfullydownloaded the arming codesinto the computer.

But they still havethe computer?

True, but he's put his retinal signature in.

"Welcome, Michael Turner."

Try again.

So, obviously they can't access it without Jake.

And when they figure that out?

So what do wedo now, sir?

We have to make sure thatJake's eyes don't meetthat computer screen.

Right.Wrong.

Wrong? Sir, eventually someone

and access the codewith or without Jake.

So basically we, uh... We must find them before

Well, there is the obvious wayto flush them out.

We dangle him?

No. Give him a wire. They pick him up.

He gives us a signalwhen he sees the nuke.

Look, if his eyesget anywhere near

that computer, we take everyone out, including him.

I need an executive findingfrom the Presidentimmediately.

So he's expendable. Is that it?

You need to get the subjecton board. You tell himwhatever you want.

Subject?

Oakes, we both knowthis is the only way.

Yeah.

No!

No! It ain'thappening! No!

You want me to be your little, little worm on a hook!

They never heard ofJake Hayes!

They don't even knowl exist!

Just let me go back to Jersey, get my girl and disappear!

Hey, man,

I'm sorryl'm not Kevin.

But even Kevin didn'tmake it out of this alive.

Will you let meshow you something?

No.

That's Jersey.

So what?

Okay, let's lookat where you live, for example.

Where Julie lives. Your foster mother.

These people havea nuclear bomb, Jake.

The blast alonewill kill thousands.

Then comes the shock wave... Blowing away buildings,

tunnels, bridges.

And then comesour old friend, radiation,

spread by wind and water,

infecting the livingand the unborn.

And I think we,

just you and me, might have a chanceto stop it.

That's all I'm saying.

'Cause they've got usin check, Mr. Hayes

and, uh, we can't let themget checkmate, can we?

Look...

The way I see it, you only got three moves.

Attack,

retreat, or block.

You can't attack, 'cause you don't knowwhere they are.

Retreat, boom.

Then we block.

You could block.

But you only gotone piece left.

And that's a pawn.

Sir, these gentlemenwish to see Mr. Turner'sphone records.

Mr. Turner's phone recordsare sealed.

Mr. Turner made one phone callto the United States.

To Jersey City, New Jersey.

Hey! What? No!

Oh, help! Help! Help!

Go, go, go, go, go!

You, what do you want?

Just take whateveryou want!

What is your connectionto Michael Turner?

I don't knowa Michael Turner.

Who?

Him.

That's my boyfriend. That's Jake.

Did he sell youbad tickets?

You're still there, right?

Yes, we're still here, Mr. Hayes.

Y'all got guns, right?

Yes, we have guns, Mr. Hayes.

Okay.

Make sure you got bullets in 'em.

Mmm-hmm. Lots of bullets.

Answer the phone, Mr. Hayes.

Michael Turner Antiques.

Jake?

Julie! How'd you find me?

Michael Turner?

Who's this?

Or should I call you Jake, Mr. Hayes?

You have one chanceof seeing this woman alive.

Take the nextplane to New York,

return to yourapartment in New Jerseyand wait till I call you.

If you're followed, she will die.

If you attempt to involveany authorities, she will die.

Just let me talk to her!

Hello? Hello!

Sorry. You used Julie!

She was your pawn, right? No.

So all this bullshitabout being somethingbigger than you and me

meant something biggerthan me and Julie, right?

Will you let me explain?

Just get me ona goddamn plane.

Delta-zero Sierra. Delta-zero Sierra.

This is Oscar-seven Tango. Oscar-seven Tango.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

It's got tocome up now.

Now! Notify all units...

All right.

I'm injecting a spreadspectrum transceiverbehind your ear.

So we'll hear what you hear, and if they take youto the bomb, we'll know it.

Hold still, please.

Come on, man! You can't put that ina flower or somethin'?

No, it'd betoo obvious.

Now, I'll be linked to youthe whole time. That's it.

Good luck, son. Let's go.

There's somethingl ought to tell you.

I know. If the situationgets out of hand,

they could takeme and Julie out.

Don't worry, son.

There'll be extra moneyin this mission.

Now, first of all, I'm not your son.

Second of all, did itever occur to you thatl might want to do somethin'

'cause it's right thing?

Hey! I'm the onewith a dead brother!

I'm the onewho misses his girl!

And I'm supposed to put upwith your shit 'causeyou're a spy? Big deal!

Every woman onthe planet's a spy.

I mean, you guyscan't even findSaddam Hussein.

You know, if you tolda woman right nowat 8:00 in the morning

that her husbandwas sleeping withSaddam Hussein,

she'd be able to find Saddamby 8:00 at night and say,

"Saddam, don't youever come aroundmy house no more!"

Hey, I did youa favor, okay?

You called me!

Now, if you evertalk down to me again,

I'm gonna beatyour ass so bad,

you'll be the only guyin heaven with a wheelchair!

You better act rightbefore you getsmacked right, bitch.

Hmm.

All right, the show's over. Go back to work!

A bomb on American soil, that's the nightmarewe've always talked about.

How do you thinkthey got it here?

You'd be surprisedby what you cansend by air freight.

Did we?

Did we usehis girlfriend, huh?

No, but I'm sureYates wouldif he thought of it.

Hello?

Listen closely.

No, no. You listen closely!

I got to hear her voice! I want to hear her voice! Right now!

You are in no positionto make demands, Mr. Hayes.

But if itgives you pleasure...

No! No! Don't hurt her! Tell me what you want!

They want him to waitoutside his apartmentfor a car to pick him up.

We've initiated positionshere, here and hereto set up a tail.

How do they shake us?

Well, we can assume that they think we are shadowing them.

Right. So they may move him 10 or 20 times

before they think they've lost us.

Okay, we gotthe gray Ford van. Gray Ford van.

Wish we didn't haveto do it this way.

Well, I'm sorry if my planlacks the perfect precision

with which you'vehandled the case so far.

Radiation detection unitsare scouring the city.

And we've issued portableABG spectrometers to allsurveillance teams.

We need to talkworst-case scenario.

Evacuation readiness. Let's have the National Guardstanding by.

National Guard, this is Comm Center Four.

Stand-by for instruction.

Roger that, Comm Center Four. Standing by.

They're pullinginto the abandonedSt. Francis hospital, sir.

Take positions.

We have sixviable entry points.

Move.

Where's Julie?

Quiet. Do asyou're told.

Where's Julie?

I hope you're going toplay ball with us.

That's Dragan.

Hey, man, I ain't doing shittill I find Julie.

Oh.

What the hell was that?

We've lost the audiowith Hayes, sir.

All right. We move tothe contingency plan.

Yes, sir. We can't afford

Hit your entry pointshard on my command.

If it breathes, it dies.

Hold it! Think we'vegot something!

Entry teams, pull back! Pull back!

Entry teams, pull back!

Here he comes.

Okay, they're moving him. Everything is goingaccording to plan.

Back on plan, people!

Keep your distance, folks. They may do this danceall day long.

Get up!

Well, you're onyour own now, Mr. Hayes.

Sir, I'm getting a signalback with Hayes!

See if you can clean it up. Will do, sir.

I'm heading down tocommunication central!

Looks like they'reheading back to Jersey.

Wonder what the hellthey're doing.

Sir, what are you doing?

Your eyes are going toactivate this computer.

The only question is,

will they still bein your head?

Where's Julie?

Oh, she's lovely!

And she willstay that wayif you cooperate.

Open your eyes, Mr. Hayes, and lookinto the computer!

No! Open your damn eyes!

No!

They're tryingto scan his eyes.

Jesus Christ, the bomb is in the van.

Entry teams, the van is hot! Move now!

Cut away his eyelids.

Sir, they'regoing to take out Jake. What are we doing?

It isn't Jake. How do you know?

They had to have a decoy. Bring the subject outwith a bag over his head.

You do the math.

Faster! Go!

Hold your fire!

Subject is down.

Repeat, Jake Hayes is down.

It's not him. The bomb's not here.

It's done.

Thank you.

See you on the other side.

Did you usethe password?

Password?

Hey, I don'tspeak terrorist,

but I only countedeight number sequences.

And you're gonna needthe seven-letter passwordto activate the mechanism.

Bullshit.

No, see that's... That's eight letters.

There's no password. The bomb is already armed.

Hi.What took you so long?

I almost killed somebody!

Did they armthe bomb?

Yeah, this one justcalled in enabling codes. I got to find Julie.

Okay, the bomb's hot.

There's a fail-safe measurebuilt into the detonator.

Should give usa short countdown period.

How short? On the outside,

What's the inside? Five to ten.

Did they saywhere the bomb was? No.

She's not here!

When we find the bomb, we'll find her.

Did they say anything? Just think.

Try and remember. Come on.

Think. Redial!

They called in the codes. They called in the codes!

Okay, hold on.

Give me the addressto this number. 4-3-1-9-7-4.

Listen, I need this address. Listen, listen.

Get me this number. Take me to that address! I need it now! Not later, now!

Yes, sir.

Okay, it's coming, Oakes.Coming. Yeah!

Listen up, folks. MAN: 89 East 42nd Street!

89 East 42nd!

Wait a minute. That's Grand Central Station!

That's three blocksfrom here. Come on!

Support can re-routeand be there in 20 minutes.

Get out of the way!

CIA! Coming through!

Out of the way! Move! Move!

Get out of the way! Get out!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Move it! Move it! Get out of the way!

Move it! Move it!

Out of the way! Move it!

Move it! Out of the way!

All right. The call originatedfrom over there.

Could be anywhere. This is one hellof a place to blow up.

Times Square isa few blocks away!

Power grids... The whole infrastructure

I'm getting

Wait, what's that?

This is a low-energygamma scintillation probe.

Oh, yeah. I left mine's at home.

The case is linedwith lead.

We'd only get a hitif we were within100 square yards.

So we got a hit, right?

Yeah, well, the auto-rangeindicates it's here.

In here, where? Here where?

It's right here. The signal is constant.

It's under us! Come on!

Move it! Move! Move!

Out of the way! Move!

Signal's getting stronger!

CIA. We need your help!

This is Emergency Services. Please evacuate the building.

Out of the way!

Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!

This way!

Come on! Out of the way!

Come on!

We're real close! What's in there?

Lost luggage. Open it.

This lock's beentampered with.

Get awayfrom the door!

Jake. Get the bomb. I'll cover you.

Why don't youget the bomband I'll cover you?

Okay, I'll get the bomb!

Okay, go, go!

Julie!

No, no. Hold on. Hold on.

Ah.

Jake?

Jake, where are you? HAYES: I'm coming!

It's in the final phase. Three minutes and it'sgoodbye to half of Manhattan.

I need you here forthe enabling codes.

You said if wefound the bomb, we'd find Julie!

I need you here now! Come on!

Jake, I'll find her.

You're bleeding, man. You're, you're bleeding!

Now, listen to me. When theyscanned your eyes

you saw the codes. Try and remember them.

Whenever I hear numbers,

my head converts theminto chess movesor seats at the Garden.

It's the only wayl could remember.

Take your time. Just relax.

You know the codes. You can do it. I know you can.

Okay. Queen's bishop three,

across frommezzanine section...

3-0-4!

Okay. Let's see.

I saw a queen's bishopthree, aisle seat,

in section 142.

142.Two more to go.

Okay. I think I got it.

Did you find her?

Touch that bomb, she dies.

Keep going, Jake.

The bomb goes off, everybody dies.

Two more numbers.

They'll learnwhat death is.

Your country grows fatwhile people all overthe world starve.

You stay at home, you watch our bloodspilled on television...

War reducedto video games.

He's stalling, Jake.

Enter the codes now!

You take sides in conflictsyou know nothing about,

dictating to other peoplehow they should live.

You're so keenon playing God.

Well, now is your chanceto meet him!

I'll give youthree seconds.

Then I'll kill her. Go ahead.

One!

Two!

No. I'll kill you!

Three!

Move, move, move!

Jake, what... Honey, honey...

I love you. Let me do this.

Rook six four.

Three! Okay, okay. One more, one more!

Wait a minute.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G...

Move, move!

Three.

One.

Well, that's done.

That's it?

That's all it does? Beep, beep, beep?

That's allwe wanted it to do.

Don't worry, baby. It's okay. JULIE: Jake.

Clear, sir. Go ahead. Go, go!

Officer Sealeis down. We need a medic.

It's gonna beall right. It's okay. Who is that?

Where's the bomb? Right here.

How much timedo we have?

Mr. Hayesdefused the bomb. HAYES: Don't worry.

I've got you. YATES: Oakes has been hit!

Roger that. HAYES: Stay with me.

I love you.

I missed you. HAYES: I missed you, too.

People, we did it.

Well, which staris your brother's?

There areno names, Ma.

Agent identitiesare never revealed, even after they die.

But they're allhonored right here.

Their names arewritten in this book,

their families sign it, and then the pagesare sealed forever.

It's a book offorgotten heroes.

Nah, they'renot forgotten.

Jake?

Hey.

Thanks for keeping meoff that wall.

Well, stay off of it!

Okay.

Ma?

This is fromme and Julie.

I just hope it bringsa little joy in your life.

Aw, I knew you'dmake me proud!

Oh, this is just such...

Oh, good Lord!

$90,000?

No, that'sthe wrong one, Ma.

Here, this is yours. This is forwhen we get married.

Oh!

Oh, $10,000 ismuch more than I need.

Then give some back!

Hey, honey. Can you walk Mato the car?

I got to talkto Oakes.Yeah.

Congratulations onyour engagement.

So, I'll see you atthe wedding, right?

Goodbye, Mr. Hayes.

Oh, I see.

No personal attachments.

Take this! Here, take this.

Hey. Yeah, what's up?

How are you? How are you?

What's up, man?

Congratulations, Mr. Hayes.

Oakes!

You didn't RSVP.I figured weddingsweren't your thing.

I'm on a new assignment.

Well, if you're supposedto be undercoverat a black wedding,

I think youthe wrong guyfor the job!

An old friend of Kevin'sescaped from Rikers Island.

Hey, man, I don't careif he escaped fromTemptation Island!

I'm not going nowhere. I just got married.

Can't a brotherget a piece of cake?

The guy who escapedis Carlos Palmeros, the world's foremost assassin.

Carl... I don't careif it's Carlos Santana!

The world'sforemost guitarist.

"The world'sforemost assassin."

That's likethe Tiger Woods of murder!

Well, Kevin was responsiblefor putting him away.

The problem is he thinksyou're Kevin so he's comingafter you to kill you.

Oh! No. No.

That's not happening. That's not happening. That's right.

I just got married, I'm gonna go offwith my wife,

I'm gonna be happy fortwo years, and I'm gonnabe miserable for 90.

Just likeeverybody else!

I got you. I got you!

So there's no killer?

No. Not yet.

So you just came herefor my wedding?

I wouldn't have missed it. Not for the world.

Oh, I get it. So, you and Swansonare next.

Me? No. I'm never gonnaget married. Not again.

You never gonnaget married again?

The first thingyou got to learn is...

Don't take your girlfriendto a wedding.

We may need to callon you in the future.

It's your wedding present...

From us, at the agency.

Two tickets to Hawaii?

I can'ttake this, Oakes.

Jake, sweetie? Come on.

Your wife is calling you, Mr. Hayes.

Husband!

Get in the car, bitch.

Hey, Oakes!

Never say never.

* I'm all out of love

* I'm so lost without you

* I know you were right, believing for so long

* I'm all out of love, what am I without you

* I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong *

* Yo, yo, yo, yo

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the chickenhead, go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back in and let ya knees bend

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the monastery, go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back out and let ya knees bend

* Somebody move, nobody get hurt

* This is official, man, only for dance floor experts

* And party animals and me being a rhyme cannibal

* Flammable Hannibal, while it's bangin', it's understandable

* Now back to somebody movin', nobody get hurt

* My intentions on this one is the party wait up for sho'

* Now go to work and do the chicken

* Do the chicken and once you do it's kickin'

* Believe me dirty, it's kickin' through the door

* Throwback Vokal valore

* I see me a do it fresh off tour, head to the floor

* Take it round, round, chickenhead, breakin' it down

* Created by my town the monastery is found

* There won't be no extra space to waste

* Pick up the pace, see your heart rate

* And if you start to hyper-ventilate

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the chickenhead, go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back in and let ya knees bend

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the monastery, go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back out and let ya knees bend

* First, ladies put ya drink by ya purse

* Fellas, tuck in ya shirt and put in biblical words

* Sayin', ladies get ya dip right and ya hip right

* Fellas, ya betta find that and get behind that

* Third, you can do it, shaken or stirred

* Slow up per word and flap like a bird

* Four, do it some more, five, make sure it's live

* Six, ladies and fellas, here we go now, swing

* Seven, laid back like you lookin' for heaven

* Let ya body preach like we in church and you the reverend

* Eight, if you made it this far, dirty you straight

* If not, you better practice and get it for it's too late

* Nine, is this the time to prepare for the dime?

* Ten, start all over again

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the chickenhead, go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back in and let ya knees bend

* Breathe in, breathe out

* Do the monastery, go on, let it out

* Breathe out, breathe in

* Put ya back out and let ya knees bend *

* Six million ways to live, we live lavish

* Superior deluxe rap status

* To carry that mattress with no bounce

* A sharp cactus, blanket

* Leavin' scratches across the atlas

* Buildin' above civilians

* Takes two looks to recognize the villain

* Two blinks to make your heart sink

* Three-sixty degrees like a roller rink

* That's how my life moves upon a solar ring

* Try so hard my soul to sing, but still my pen moves on to bolder things

* Can't hang like a soldier around you

* He who can't compete against a flowing thing

* Blood is the life through the mainframe

* Keep it up top of stray slayings

* How you livin', power driven to the maximus, passionate

* Innocent to where the action is

* A small fraction of the population

* Holding down its occupation

* It's wrong concentration

* A simple conversation I'll listen to the rhythm

* Sometimes we don't agree, but not afraid to talk about it openly

* I took it overseas to lock it down totally

* Package it like groceries

* You take it to the apex

* Even straight brothers golden

* To my peeps across the ocean

* Brother, you sober or stay smokin'

* Down, down to earth or stay floatin'

* Flood gates about to break open

* Six million ways to live

* Six, Six-six-six million ways to live life

* Boy, there's six million ways to live life

* Whole lot to give, yo, so we grab mice

* 'Cause there's six million ways to live lavish

* Beyond all the misery and mathematics

* Oh, there's six million ways to live

* Six million ways to live

* 'Cause there's six million ways to live lavish

* Beyond all the misery and mathematics

* Six million ways to live

* Six million ways to live