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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,916 Everybody has two families: The stable family, 2 00:00:26,916 --> 00:00:28,505 we pretend to have 3 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,200 and then there's the real people we are related to. 4 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,880 My best friend Kenny says stable family's makes boring children. 5 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,258 And by stable families, I think he means the kind where mum, 6 00:00:41,284 --> 00:00:44,625 and dad and kids all living in the same house all the time. 7 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,640 And by boring, he means not as cool as we are. 8 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:01,920 Still and undisputed, universal master of the jungle gym. 9 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,695 I'm getting too old for the super sonic death spiral. 10 00:01:04,696 --> 00:01:07,425 Lucy, play is the great educator. 11 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,621 Alright, it's sole purpose is to prepare 12 00:01:09,647 --> 00:01:11,265 juvenile animals for adulthood. 13 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,160 It's not play if you puked your guts out. 14 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,600 Hey, when you say's your dad was going to be home? 15 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,880 I guess I'll see your in a week then. 16 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,800 Hey, I'm not going to ditch you just 'cause my dad's home. 17 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,672 Lucy. It's fine... just go. 18 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,780 - It's fine... I'm cool here. - Yeah? 19 00:01:32,781 --> 00:01:35,090 - You go! - Okay! 20 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,195 Mom says she fell in love with dad because he was fun 21 00:01:50,196 --> 00:01:53,945 and goofy and everything felt bigger when he is around. 22 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,920 And he's still that way. 23 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:00,480 Except since dad's a lumberjack, he's only home four or five times a year. 24 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,000 When dad's here, we stopped everything. 25 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:07,160 Mom stays home, I skips school, it's like a vacation. 26 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,066 I don't know when I first started to notice 27 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:12,265 the argument my parents weren't having. 28 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,400 Hey, let's go out for breakfast. 29 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,076 I'm not a kid anymore. I won't help you. 30 00:02:35,077 --> 00:02:37,745 Yeah, you are. And yeah you'll... Come on! 31 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,360 - We're lucky your dad has a job. - You always say that. 32 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,788 We're all doing the best we can. 33 00:02:51,814 --> 00:02:54,745 Is lying to dad about your job doing the best we can? 34 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,480 He's out there working his butt off to support us. You'll hurt his feelings. 35 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:06,240 So, should I lie to you about what I'm doing to protect your feelings? 36 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,103 I'm surprised that you didn't get warned already 37 00:03:08,129 --> 00:03:12,585 I would. I'd did anything interesting I would actually lied about. 38 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,120 Don't worry honey, you will! Just give it time. 39 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,146 Mom pretends she doesn't have a job when dad's here. 40 00:03:25,147 --> 00:03:29,145 She says it's because dad kind of old school about family roles. 41 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,617 If you asked me, it's kind of lame that her 42 00:03:33,643 --> 00:03:36,305 secret identity is being a tele-marketer. 43 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:46,520 - Mom? What? - Straight home. 44 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,784 I don't even have my license yet. 45 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:51,745 Oh! You're a natural. I mean, think of all the kids you know with license. 46 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,720 Is there any of them more capable than you? It'll be fun. 47 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,840 Wait! How are you going to get home? 48 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:05,160 If I can't find a ride in this outfits, I deserved to walk. 49 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,238 So you're saying she isn't that great? 50 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,484 No, Scott! I'm saying you don't have to say it out 51 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:36,610 loud each random thought that you have. 52 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,750 I bet you she's really great. You can always tell 53 00:04:38,751 --> 00:04:41,865 the ones that are gonna be dirty freaky sluts. 54 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,760 Oh yeah... Juicy Lucy. Ooh... you like that. Ooh yeah! 55 00:04:48,149 --> 00:04:49,374 - Huh! - Shit! 56 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,610 Ooh... yeah. 57 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,560 - Sorry. - You're dead, Kenny. 58 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,727 You're... you're totally dead. 59 00:04:58,730 --> 00:04:59,828 - You're deader than death! - Hey! 60 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:01,070 - Hey! - You're gonna wish you were dead. 61 00:05:01,071 --> 00:05:02,232 I saw your dad leave this morning. 62 00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:04,345 I'll tear your guts out and feed them to the rats. 63 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,944 I'll ripped your head off and pissed down the hole. 64 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:08,992 I'll bet if he didn't manually decapitated you, 65 00:05:08,993 --> 00:05:11,252 and position your body in just the right angle, 66 00:05:11,254 --> 00:05:12,555 - I'll bet he still couldn't - You're gonna wish you were dead. 67 00:05:12,556 --> 00:05:14,719 get a stream of urine going. 68 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,560 - Yuck it up, dead boy. - Hey Scott, what if I kiss you? 69 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,720 For real! Would you leave Kenny alone? 70 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,680 - Yeah. - Lucy, what are you doing? 71 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,720 Lucy. Come on, Lucy. 72 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,280 So you promised you won't hurt Kenny? 73 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,200 You're a terrible kisser. 74 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,800 What the hell? Who would want to deal with you anyway. 75 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,015 I believe you're our greatest resource, 76 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,185 and so to that end we planned to invest in you. 77 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:21,188 I'm happy to introduce to you one of the top tele-marketing 78 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,305 performing coaches in the state, Guy Carlsberg. 79 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,440 At the very based of our life is meaning. 80 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,800 And this meaning provides direction. 81 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:40,360 All of our actions are driven by our most basic believes. 82 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:45,747 It's this base of meaning, that prevents us from 83 00:06:45,748 --> 00:06:48,225 drifting through an empty existence at work, at home 84 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,480 and in our relationships... 85 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,520 Really in all aspects of our lives. 86 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,859 I can't believe I almost make it to 87 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:03,865 sixteen without seriously kissing anyone. 88 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,600 And then the first one is Scott Booker. 89 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,645 No memories is malleable. 90 00:07:11,671 --> 00:07:14,585 What has that have to do with Scott trying to lick the back of my throat? 91 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,405 It means that, every time you tell a story, 92 00:07:18,406 --> 00:07:22,479 it changes a little bit in your memories, so... 93 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,304 you could say that I was your first kiss, and then after awhile, 94 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:27,905 it would be kind of like Scott never happens. 95 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,520 Kenny, I still got dirt in my mouth. 96 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,840 Oh yuck, I know. You wouldn't have to actually kiss me, I'm just saying. 97 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,400 I'm thinking of shaving my head. 98 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,796 Well, you'll probably look pretty cool. 99 00:07:47,822 --> 00:07:49,585 I don't want to look cool. 100 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,120 You would have to kiss me. 101 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 - What? - To change the memory thing. 102 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,360 You have to do it! 103 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,880 Okay! 104 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,534 So of course when you start your soffritto 105 00:08:27,535 --> 00:08:29,077 what's really important is to remember that 106 00:08:29,078 --> 00:08:32,039 you're only as good as your pantry ingredients. 107 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,935 Now there's always in my word, two different kind of olive's oil. 108 00:08:34,936 --> 00:08:38,168 The one that I cook with, keep in mind that there are both extra virgin. 109 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:39,563 One that I cook with, 110 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:44,320 and one that I finished with. The difference is about 30 bucks. 111 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,201 Then you gotta evaluate your entire pantry ingredients. 112 00:08:47,202 --> 00:08:49,728 I'm adding a little sea salt. Sea salt from Triponey. 113 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,966 Now, so I also like to use a little bit of extra... to finish with. 114 00:08:52,969 --> 00:08:55,560 Now this is... there are both from a single.... 115 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,939 You know the bad gal always sit in the back of the class. 116 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,745 What, you're calling me bad? 117 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,314 I'm back to boring kids with a stable families, 118 00:09:11,315 --> 00:09:14,865 don't have the beautiful mom who goes to work in stripper heels. 119 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,720 Bye, thank you! 120 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,520 Hey! 121 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,480 - Missing your dad? - Yeah! 122 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,914 So now, we've got our condiments going. 123 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,489 We've got our noodles in the water... 124 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,321 We had a seminary thingy at work today. 125 00:09:46,322 --> 00:09:50,759 Turns out I'm drifting through an empty meaningless existence. 126 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,480 See... I tried to tell you. 127 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,560 - How's the show always on? - I record it. 128 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:09,680 I've kissed two boys today. So I probably ruined my whole life. 129 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,840 - With the tongue? - What? 130 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,920 No, it's gross! 131 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,320 Well, then you're probably not ruined quite yet. 132 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,000 - Do you want to go down to the river? - We could. 133 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,640 Could if you want. 134 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,400 It's not like we did anything wrong. 135 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,168 Yeah! I know. 136 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,265 Okay! So don't say stuff like we could if we want. 137 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,720 What kind of way is that to talk to me. 138 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,360 Holy shit! 139 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,442 Okay... 140 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,640 This one I'm gonna remember. 141 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,360 Kenny? 142 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,240 I think I've just given him a seizure. 143 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,080 Okay, so now the calamari is perfectly tender... 144 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:19,120 Kenny... are you epileptic? 145 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,318 Chicken Caesar... yeah. You're gonna have to dress it yourself. 146 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:29,345 If I dressed it now, the leaves will turn all soggy by lunch time. 147 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,240 I expect you to cultivate a deeper basic meaning in your own life. 148 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,840 Okay, you're using actual english words that I recognised 149 00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:37,385 but I've no idea what you're saying. 150 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,809 I don't want you to end up like me. 151 00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:43,585 Mom, that has always been one of my life ambitions. 152 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,982 Okay! Good girl. 153 00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:48,359 - I love you. - Go! 154 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,240 I'll see you later. 155 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,815 Hello Miss Burgenham. My name is Lainee 156 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,865 calling on behalf of Premier Interworks. 157 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:03,800 Goddamn it. I'm on the federal no-call list. Get a new job, you loser. 158 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,840 Alright, let me hear what you guys got. 159 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,929 They're restructuring our work schedule... 160 00:13:18,955 --> 00:13:21,625 - ... because of the nature... - Overtime on a Sunday? 161 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,400 - I won't be late, I promised. - Mom, I made a pork and lamb ragu! 162 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,399 - More people are home on weekend. - Yeah, okay. 163 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,759 You know it made more sense to call. I'm really, really sorry, Lucy. 164 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,019 - Yeah, me too. - Okay, bye! 165 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:33,712 Okay! 166 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,920 Hey, want to stay for dinner? 167 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,840 - I can't. - Please? 168 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,667 You know, my mom don't just like to eat alone. 169 00:13:48,668 --> 00:13:50,785 Go invite her over! 170 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,080 Why? Are you ashamed of me or something? 171 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,360 I'll give you some sauce to take home. 172 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,080 I wish my dad were here. 173 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,848 You know how I say about dreaming big? 174 00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:27,785 Yeah? 175 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:34,080 Well, my bigger life... I get to eat dinner with you every single night. 176 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,520 I'm gonna cook you the most amazing meals. 177 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:03,025 So, the pen-ay is just about 30 seconds left to being perfectly cooked. 178 00:15:03,051 --> 00:15:05,745 What you want to do at that point is take it out. 179 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:10,680 Maybe if I found dad a job here, we could be a real family. 180 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,040 Mom would have to quit working. Everything would be perfect. 181 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:34,560 I lost my parents at 16. And there is my boyfriend, Ron. 182 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,120 And Chuck.... I mean my husband. 183 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,320 And I had Lucy at seventeen. 184 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,040 I was pretty much a total mess. 185 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,995 You probably hear this all the time but 186 00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:53,585 you beat me, see myself on this floor. 187 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,520 It's so much lost at such a early age. 188 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,200 A lonely heart heal at their own pace. 189 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,721 Is this something I'm gonna need to lie about? 190 00:16:44,747 --> 00:16:46,865 Lucy, what're you doing? 191 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,739 What am I doing? It is 5 am. 192 00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,745 I'm sorry, Lucy. I should have call. 193 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,166 I fell asleep at my desk. 194 00:16:54,192 --> 00:16:56,865 And where were you calling, Uzbekistan? 195 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,339 I just came home to shower, and changed clothes 196 00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:01,505 and straight back to work and start the whole thing all over again. 197 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,720 And that's the best you can do? I fell asleep at my desk. 198 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,860 You know what... it's been a long night. 199 00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:09,345 Yeah! It's been a long night here too. 200 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,520 Nice clogs. 201 00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:27,225 Nice transsexual beauty queen costumes. 202 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,851 - You know school back's today. - I knew about it. 203 00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:31,720 I was just checking. 204 00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,479 I didn't know how much you've forgotten 205 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,050 about your alleged family life. 206 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,800 Well, have a great day, honey... okay! I'll be back home early tonight. 207 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,440 Are you going need to be congratulate for that? 208 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:59,340 Alright, just remember... no sexual energy. Okay... I mean... 209 00:17:59,341 --> 00:18:01,752 if these people even sense we're going out, we'd be pretty shit! 210 00:18:01,778 --> 00:18:02,825 We are going out? 211 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,664 I don't... I means... I don't know... I mean like... 212 00:18:06,665 --> 00:18:09,345 What? Because of all the massive spring break weekends with you. 213 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:14,520 - Yeah, because of that! - It was 100 percent platonic. 214 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:20,055 Just become invisible. Tried to keep your animal desires under wraps. 215 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,920 Ooh... it'll be a tremendous struggle. 216 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,485 We were just this trained poodles jumping through hoops. 217 00:18:29,511 --> 00:18:31,677 High school is not intended to challenge our intellect. 218 00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:34,210 It doesn't even prepared us for anything real in life. 219 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,965 I mean what? After 4 years of poodle training we graduate, 220 00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,355 and if we're really lucky 221 00:18:39,356 --> 00:18:42,284 ours parents get to spend thousands of dollars of 4 more years 222 00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:43,937 - of higher education... - Hey... what's up, Lucy. 223 00:18:44,684 --> 00:18:45,745 Hi! 224 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,755 Where have you been? I never see you out or anything. 225 00:18:47,756 --> 00:18:50,025 There's a party after the game on Friday. 226 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,430 I don't go to parties. 227 00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:54,585 You should definitely start going to parties. 228 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,800 I'll text you the address. See you there. 229 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,953 How can you go off about poodle theory, 230 00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:06,305 when you were just straight A 4.0. 231 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,315 How does Justin Haven have your cell number? 232 00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,145 I don't know. 233 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,480 I don't even know he knows my name. 234 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,518 I don't get a 4.0 235 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,705 - if I'm always be in something. - Why? 236 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,800 - I need the power. - That's very gangster of you. 237 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,991 We're doom. You're too beautiful to be invisible. 238 00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:25,385 Please don't say that! 239 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,508 Beautiful people are shallow and self-absorbed. 240 00:19:27,509 --> 00:19:30,785 And come on... they never grow up. 241 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,440 Aah geez... Kenny! 242 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:49,200 - So you're looking for a job? - Maybe. 243 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,920 Don't you think you've a shot at General Contractor? 244 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,480 Just taking a look at what's out there. 245 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,720 - How was school? - The same. 246 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,913 Our seminar thing was about pride today. 247 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:12,225 Go figure! 248 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,840 You're gonna take pride in you know... raising you. 249 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,807 I don't have much credit that I can take 250 00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:20,523 but I'm really proud of who you are. 251 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,485 What's the deal with hand jobs? How do you know if you're doing the right... 252 00:20:24,486 --> 00:20:26,505 Lucy, please. I'm sorry, okay! 253 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,188 Went to a party Friday night with Kenny. 254 00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,145 Well, that sounds like fun. 255 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,428 Probably not. 256 00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:39,585 Don't you feel strong parental avoidance based on one. 257 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,680 This is everything. 258 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,622 You know there are people who actually lived back on high school 259 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,665 as being the best of their lives. 260 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,400 - I'm fine. - Hey, I knew you'd come. 261 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,720 - Kenny, right? - Hey ya, Timmo. 262 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,941 Man, I thought the catcher was going to cry after 263 00:21:27,942 --> 00:21:30,825 he miffed the tag at me on home plate. - I know! 264 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,400 - You were amazing. - I did it all for you. 265 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,280 We drinking here or what? 266 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,400 - Rage! - Rage? 267 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,040 To rage! 268 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,304 It's like I was saying when Brad called me, 269 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,865 don't be sneaking off on the sophomores, man. 270 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,091 To Lucy Diamond. The hottest bitch on North Central High. 271 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:59,105 Hey, who you're calling a bitch? 272 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,200 She's adorable. 273 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,160 Make a hole. Vomit express! 274 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:11,760 - Kenny! - He's fine. 275 00:22:11,786 --> 00:22:13,865 He's fine. He just needs a little air. 276 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,560 - Hey! - What? 277 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,385 Hey, you over delusional sense of confidence. 278 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,240 Kenny! 279 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,640 Okay? 280 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,920 Can you please don't do that? 281 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:53,160 - I love you, Lucy. I do! - Ooh Kenny... Kenny! 282 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,320 Kenny! You are not in love. You're drunk. 283 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,080 Justin said that you're hot and you love him now. 284 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:05,840 Justin is a meat-head. He is cute, but dumb. He doesn't even get sarcasm. 285 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,360 - You know... you think he's cute. No. I don't think he's cute. Come on! 286 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,765 No, I don't think he's cute. You are so heavy. 287 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,480 Don't step in that, yeah! 288 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,840 Hello! 289 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,751 Come here! There's my girl. How're ya... 290 00:23:54,777 --> 00:23:56,811 - Make me a muscle. - Dad! 291 00:23:56,812 --> 00:24:01,360 No more sign. I wanna be a chef. 292 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,560 All done being daddy's little lumberjack, huh? 293 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,800 - Welcome home. - So... What's happened? 294 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,931 So... you left March 12 at eight fifteen. Mom and I went 295 00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:16,662 to the diner's. She got an omelet, I had pancakes and they... 296 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,280 - Yeah...okay, then what? - I drove home! 297 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,798 - You drove home? - Yeah! 298 00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:21,803 In town? 299 00:24:21,804 --> 00:24:24,290 Well, mom told me to come straight home, but I did go to the park. 300 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,668 Wait, mom let you drive alone? 301 00:24:25,669 --> 00:24:28,490 Dad, I was... I was just trying to impress Kenny. 302 00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:30,664 And there was this other guy there who made me kiss him, so... 303 00:24:31,145 --> 00:24:31,945 What!? 304 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,866 Some bitch-tarded assholian 305 00:24:33,892 --> 00:24:35,425 - made you kiss Kenny? - No, dad! 306 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,771 Some skanky guy Scott and I had to. 307 00:24:37,797 --> 00:24:40,019 He was going to beat up Kenny if I didn't... 308 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,156 - Scott! Scott who? - Dad, it was nothing. 309 00:24:42,157 --> 00:24:44,090 It was just stupid playground stuff and he... 310 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:46,090 Alright... okay! Where was the person formerly known as 311 00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:48,185 your mother when all this kissing and driving was going on? 312 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,149 Dad! She was going to be late so 313 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:50,813 - I had to drop her off... - Late? Late for what? 314 00:24:50,815 --> 00:24:53,260 - Good morning. - Lainee... what the 315 00:24:53,286 --> 00:24:54,419 hell is going on? 316 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,205 I don't know what I was thinking, Chuck. 317 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:04,625 - I just... - Mom, I told him about the job. 318 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,520 A job? 319 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,515 What do I need... Do you want me to send more money? 320 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,511 Are you having trouble paying the bills? 321 00:25:17,512 --> 00:25:19,810 It's something to do, Chuck! 322 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,579 It's get really lonely. What exactly do you 323 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,025 think I should be doing when you're gone? 324 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,485 Pay attention to raising your daughter. 325 00:25:25,486 --> 00:25:29,665 I have been raising our daughter by myself for 16 years. 326 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,360 Kenny? 327 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,800 - Lucy. - I'm freezing. Move over. 328 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,680 Sorry. I'm sorry. 329 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,840 Lucy! 330 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,400 - You know I love you, don't you? - That was sex, Kenny. Not love. 331 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,480 - Lucy, I'm serious. - I gotta go! 332 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,200 Hello? Lucy? 333 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,120 Kenny? 334 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,320 PLANNED PARENTHOOD 335 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,280 Lucy! You have got company. 336 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,512 There was a really bad famine in the 3rd century. 337 00:29:58,538 --> 00:30:02,665 These butcher, lured 3 little boys into their shop, 338 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,280 murder them, soaked them in a barrel of brim. 339 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,096 - It must have been a huge barrel. - Why, chopped them up! 340 00:30:09,122 --> 00:30:11,265 He's been selling them as ham. 341 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,160 Then Saint Nicholas, brought the little boys back to life. 342 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,680 Saint Nicholas like Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas? 343 00:30:17,681 --> 00:30:19,665 Yeah, a lot of people don't know that about. 344 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:25,000 I didn't. So what, they were like little boy zombies or something? 345 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,003 Well, you really didn't believe in Santa Elves, did you? 346 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:31,345 - No... no, you gotta... - I guess not, yeah. 347 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,800 - Hi. - Hey. 348 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,363 Hey, I thought we should get a head start on our homework 349 00:30:36,389 --> 00:30:38,585 so it's not hanging over our head all weekends. 350 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,440 - Yeah. There's cookies inside. - Yeah. 351 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,261 So, there's a pill you can take to keep from getting pregnant. 352 00:30:59,262 --> 00:31:03,945 It's a emergency contraception plan B pill. I got it at Planned Parenthood. 353 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,800 You went there? 354 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,001 So even in the spirit of Easter, 355 00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:11,609 you're saying bringing people back from the dead 356 00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:13,850 is not such a good thing. 357 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,044 Well, I mean if it's a full on miracle with no 358 00:31:17,045 --> 00:31:19,467 side effects like brain's damage, or motor control, 359 00:31:19,468 --> 00:31:21,051 then yeah... it's a good thing but 360 00:31:21,052 --> 00:31:23,835 I think the grey area of moralistically 361 00:31:23,836 --> 00:31:26,065 is in the quality of life after resuscitation. 362 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,717 Sure! I get to smell like pickles. 363 00:31:28,718 --> 00:31:31,025 Right! See.... that's no good, you know. 364 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,360 - I got that! - Homework. 365 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,677 - Hello! - Chuck, this is Libby. 366 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:39,750 Oh... hey, how're you doing? 367 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,299 It's best to take the pill before 72 hours from this morning. 368 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:49,638 I already took it. 369 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,282 I'll tell what. I've got a better idea. 370 00:31:52,289 --> 00:31:54,253 Why don't you guys come over here for brunch. 371 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,692 Yeah, Lucy always made some mountain of food. 372 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:00,459 They're like brother and sister already, so... 373 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,905 - you know, we're already like family. - Okay! 374 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,805 - 11 o'clock on Sunday? - Alright. 375 00:32:04,806 --> 00:32:07,281 Fantastic! Alright, I'll see you then. 376 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,720 We're gonna have Easter brunch on Sunday together. How great is that? 377 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,049 Did you know that I used to babysit your mom? 378 00:32:21,075 --> 00:32:22,305 Of course she does. 379 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,786 Remember I told you about the babysitter 380 00:32:23,787 --> 00:32:27,505 - who puked in our Jack janitor? - Ooh, I forgot all that! 381 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,480 - And what you did... didn't you... - What? 382 00:32:31,481 --> 00:32:33,918 give Lainee's cousin the teething to wear 383 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,585 that you found in her mother underwear's drawer? 384 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,636 I was 14. I had no idea why the women were 385 00:32:39,662 --> 00:32:42,465 so upset and the men couldn't stopped laughing. 386 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,143 It was a vibrator. 387 00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:48,425 Yeah, I got there on my own. Thank you. 388 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,798 So then Lucy, winds up having to kiss this 389 00:32:55,824 --> 00:32:59,025 shitdiculous kid Scott something, Scott... 390 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,129 Booker. 391 00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:00,930 Scott Booker. 392 00:33:00,956 --> 00:33:03,890 Scott Booker. Scott mix smell ass Booker. Yes! 393 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,273 Apparently to save Kenny from getting a beating. 394 00:33:07,299 --> 00:33:09,905 See, that's completely unfair. 395 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,676 Hey, let's do that thing where we all go round 396 00:33:12,677 --> 00:33:13,698 and say what we're thankful for. 397 00:33:13,699 --> 00:33:15,159 - All I'm saying what's unfair? - At Thanksgiving... 398 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,149 Teenage boys have feelings too. Did it occurred to you that 399 00:33:18,175 --> 00:33:21,025 Scott or Kenny might have been embarrassed or upset by what happened? 400 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,040 I'll start... I am thankful to live in a country... 401 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,840 I can tell you all about teenage boys and their penis-centric feeling. 402 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,997 ... nonfiction novel and 403 00:33:29,023 --> 00:33:30,177 - reality television. - Ooh, that's such a 404 00:33:30,178 --> 00:33:32,344 stupid over generalization. 405 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,720 I am thankful for the multi Italiano cookbook which I got... 406 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,105 It's just as hard to be a teenage boy as it is 407 00:33:37,131 --> 00:33:39,385 to be a teenage girl. Isn't that right, Kenny? 408 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,230 As a former pregnant teenager, I'd say it's way tougher being a girl. 409 00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:46,103 Lenny, I know you were lost in your grief 410 00:33:46,104 --> 00:33:48,385 and your anger when your parents died. 411 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,655 And... and even Chuck dropped out of High school. 412 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:54,021 Everyone said he'd a chance of playing college ball. 413 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,280 I don't want Kenny to have to give up his life like Chuck did. 414 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,440 Kenny has just as much at risk in a sexual relationship as Lucy does. 415 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,840 What the F...ing shit? 416 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,326 I think the issue isn't so much who has a more difficult time, 417 00:34:11,327 --> 00:34:12,917 I think it's challenging for all of us... 418 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,320 - Maybe you didn't know? - No, I don't. 419 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,034 I don't need you to tell me what you think my daughter is doing... 420 00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:18,185 Nothing is being taught... 421 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,624 And I don't have to standby and pretend 422 00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:21,330 that there's nothing I can do about it. 423 00:34:21,331 --> 00:34:23,825 The real issue is how do we hold society more accountable? 424 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,560 That's enough! 425 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,440 Are you making accusing against our daughter? How dare you? 426 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,640 And I didn't give up my life. My family is my life. 427 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,750 You know in the eastern religions they... they believe that our entire 428 00:34:49,751 --> 00:34:52,945 life's were just an illusion and none of this is actually real. 429 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,280 The Buddhists call it samsara. 430 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,240 Hey... hey! 431 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,880 Who's a good boy? 432 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,760 - What a samsara Easter. - You know I didn't tell her anything. 433 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,200 I know. 434 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,360 Our parents are never to be within 500 yards of each other. 435 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,360 That's absolutely imperatives. 436 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,761 I don't want to have sex again. 437 00:35:29,272 --> 00:35:30,913 It's not because of your mom and my dad's. 438 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,440 I just want to wait till we're older. - Okay. 439 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,200 That's it? Okay? 440 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,800 Hello, Chica. 441 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,120 Do you know how long we've been doing this? 442 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,920 Easter leftovers feast for the dogs? Since we were 8. 443 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,480 Right and we have been friends since we were six. 444 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,880 That's 10 years, Lucy. You know, most marriages don't even last that long. 445 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,880 I just want us to last. 446 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,240 I thought guy's was supposed to have a sexual thought every 30 seconds? 447 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,560 I didn't say I wouldn't think about it. 448 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,400 - Hey! No alcohol. - Agreed, but... 449 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,777 You realised this make us like totally abnormal, right? 450 00:36:32,803 --> 00:36:34,745 We could always take up smoking. 451 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,360 Yeah, or latexbondage. I hear that's fun. 452 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,400 Scott? 453 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,840 Hey, Lucy. Look what I went and found. 454 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,520 Here you go. 455 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,600 Scott. 456 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,680 I was raised in Saint Bartholomew orphanage. 457 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,437 And while I realised that was a pretty strict 458 00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:18,345 upbringing and a different time... 459 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,491 We didn't force girl's to do things back then. 460 00:37:24,106 --> 00:37:24,519 Yes, sir! 461 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,640 Dad, it wasn't even his idea. 462 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:28,924 Do you know what happened 463 00:37:28,925 --> 00:37:32,225 - to Saint Bartholomew? - No, sir! 464 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,120 They took a knife and they skinned his feet. 465 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,167 And he's alive. He's watching this happened. Now, they just want 466 00:37:43,168 --> 00:37:45,625 1 big piece of skin. So, you know... 467 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,560 They're taking their time. One long slice at the leg... 468 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,080 and they carefully peeled the skin away from the muscle. 469 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,507 Now, most people die when they reached the mid-section but Bartholomew, 470 00:38:02,533 --> 00:38:04,785 is one of the apostles. 471 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,280 He's still alive, even after they skinned his face off his skull. 472 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,400 Dad... come on! There is no really... 473 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,480 Your apology should be so sincere, that it breaks my heart. 474 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,080 I'm sorry. 475 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:29,480 I'm sorry, Lucy. I really didn't mean it. I really am sorry. 476 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,280 Real men treat women with respect. 477 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,080 - Say it. - Real men treat women with respect. 478 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,440 Have a good Easter, Scott. 479 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,640 Scott, I'm so... 480 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,220 - Scott was scared to dead. I just need him to apologizes to Lucy. 481 00:38:58,246 --> 00:38:59,468 - Well, you'll be lucky if his family - Seeing he's out driving around... 482 00:38:59,494 --> 00:39:00,890 doesn't pressed charges. 483 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,694 Oh please! You've your job now, right? 484 00:39:03,695 --> 00:39:05,585 So somebody had to make time for parenting. 485 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,520 You call that parenting? 486 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,784 What... I'm not enough to get jealous about anymore, 487 00:39:09,810 --> 00:39:11,745 you have to throw Lucy in too? 488 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,864 Anything I need to be jealous about? Who should I be jealous about? 489 00:39:15,865 --> 00:39:19,225 Go cool off before you do something really stupid. 490 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,600 Mom, are you okay? 491 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,760 Yeah, I'll be. 492 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,164 - Hello? - How's the hottest bitch 493 00:39:40,165 --> 00:39:43,705 - of North Central High. - Would you stop calling me that. 494 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,400 - Boy troubles? - This jerk won't leave me alone. 495 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,080 Get used to it. 496 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,511 Hey sweetie. I just called work, they're short a couple of guys. 497 00:39:58,946 --> 00:40:00,362 Can't even give this guy some privacy. 498 00:40:00,388 --> 00:40:01,690 Same old... same old. 499 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,347 What... you're leaving? 500 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,745 Yes, I just called work. They're short of a couple of guys. I gotta go. 501 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,520 Jesus... Chuck, you're lying. You're lying right in my face. 502 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,898 Now I am the liar? I'm the one that keeps us going, lady. 503 00:40:21,924 --> 00:40:24,745 You think you make enough with your little job to pay for all this? 504 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,320 I'm leaving because I've to work. Somebody have to work... 505 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,840 You know what? Go, just go then. Run away... 506 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,720 How is the hottest bitch of North Central High? 507 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,560 Building self-esteem is one thing, but maintaining a high level esteem 508 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,780 required you incorporate 629 509 00:41:49,806 --> 00:41:51,945 into your life and make them a habit for you. 510 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,880 What a piece of shit! 511 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,280 - Hey. - Hey. 512 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,965 So you want to add a little bit herbal and... 513 00:42:11,991 --> 00:42:14,140 a little fresh paisley, a little bit... 514 00:42:14,141 --> 00:42:17,360 Kenny says we hit rock bottom with the Easter freak feast. 515 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,280 I always picture rock bottom with way more hard drugs and bad cooking. 516 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,197 So when these last 30 seconds is when everything really great, 517 00:42:24,223 --> 00:42:26,905 that can happen can, but also when it could be a disaster. 518 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,280 And now it gets you in the right spot, and then you take it to the plate. 519 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,000 Hey! 520 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,360 I got your text. What's going on? 521 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,640 - I'm okay! Just... - Hey! 522 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,040 You don't actually seem that ok! 523 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,720 Do you remember that morning I came into your room? 524 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,160 Well, I think we can improve on that memory. 525 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,876 What about our abstinence promise? 526 00:43:14,902 --> 00:43:16,945 It will be like a do-over. 527 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,240 Do-overs don't count. 528 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,040 - I've to go live with my dad. - What? 529 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,245 They've changed my parenting plan. 530 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:03,305 Apparently my dad's really been working his sobriety. 531 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,240 They can't make you move clear across the state. 532 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,360 We're minors. They can make me do anything they want. 533 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,992 We have to wait until the school years over. 534 00:44:16,993 --> 00:44:21,105 No, Lucy... power corrupts. And parental power corrupts absolutely. 535 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,360 Is it because of me, because of us? 536 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,000 - Probably. - My God! 537 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,720 We are stupid. We have ruined everything. 538 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,360 Hey! 539 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,000 Yo! 540 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,880 - Where's Kenny? - I don't know. 541 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,280 Hey, you know what happen right there? 542 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,920 You! You have been right there. 543 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,680 That is something I never needed to know. 544 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,830 Your dad was the only man I'd sex with until this year. 545 00:45:58,831 --> 00:46:01,705 Mom, I... come on! 546 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,160 Where is Kenny? Where are you? 547 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,024 Text to the masses, cutting classes... 548 00:46:23,025 --> 00:46:25,625 smacking them asses... 549 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,880 Hello shawty! No, look... seriously. There's a really great party tonight. 550 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,100 Everyone's gonna be there. 551 00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:34,705 It's too bad I hate everyone or else I'll be there too. 552 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,881 You're weird, you know but in a super hot way. 553 00:46:36,882 --> 00:46:40,665 You're clueless, you know but in a dull and obvious way. 554 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:45,360 I see your future, Lucy Diamond. You'll lighten up and you'll have fun. 555 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,955 In high school, I thought I was going to be famous. 556 00:46:50,956 --> 00:46:52,225 Famous for what? 557 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,275 I don't know. I just... I still think I wasn't going 558 00:46:55,301 --> 00:46:58,145 to end up so, so regular. 559 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,120 Boring. 560 00:47:00,146 --> 00:47:03,665 My parents died in a car crash when I was in high school, so... 561 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,280 - actually I like kinda stood out. - Jesus! 562 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,105 And Chuck was an orphan so I figured he was 563 00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:13,625 the only person who could understand me. 564 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,560 - He sort of rescued you? - No, that was Lucy. 565 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:23,680 She forced me to fight my way back to regular and boring. 566 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,160 Ooh, there's nothing about you that's regular and were boring. 567 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,040 He hasn't been in school all week. He wouldn't just leave. 568 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,520 - He's really not here, Lucy. - No, I'm coming over there. 569 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,840 Justin said you want to ride with us to the party. 570 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:01,360 I got this for you. Seems like you weren't into beer. 571 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,760 - Saint Judah. - Huh? 572 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,864 Patron saint of lost causes. Beaten to death 573 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,025 with a club and beheaded 1st century AD. 574 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,720 Isn't that a Beatles song? 575 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,640 Nice car. Does it go fast? 576 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,545 High school hero can't dance? No! 577 00:48:49,571 --> 00:48:51,545 Are you gonna rapped or are you gonna dance? Come on! 578 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,760 I could dance. I could dance. 579 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,320 I think your girlfriend is kinda jealous of us talking. 580 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,240 Jaime? No, me and her broke-up a long time ago. 581 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,320 You don't think I'm good enough, so I can't hang out with you guys? 582 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,600 - She's wrong about that. - Yeah. 583 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,040 - You're drunk. - I know. 584 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,240 Come on. 585 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,440 Look, everyone staring at us now. 586 00:49:50,466 --> 00:49:52,525 - Let them watch! - Okay... 587 00:49:52,526 --> 00:49:54,650 Okay, you've got to give them a show. 588 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,360 Come on! I even have my sweat-shirt on. 589 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:24,341 Come on... I can't move my arms. Hey, stop! 590 00:50:24,342 --> 00:50:26,825 Come on, cut it out. That's hurt... cut it out. 591 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,760 That was awesome! 592 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,520 So the word, consensual mean anything to you? 593 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,560 What did you think was going to happen? 594 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,840 I need you... I need you to leave. 595 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,880 - Is everything okay? Does it actually looks like I'm okay? 596 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,709 Why do you smell like vomit? 597 00:52:39,921 --> 00:52:42,510 How many possible answers can there be to that question? 598 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Kenny is gone. 599 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:58,440 - He didn't even say goodbye. - Oh Lucy, honey. I'm so sorry. 600 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,640 Someone gave me peppermint schnapps at the party. 601 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,224 Once I got sick on cinnamon schnapps. 602 00:53:09,192 --> 00:53:12,145 And now I gargle a little every-time I walked past a Cinnabon. 603 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,560 - Hey Mom... - Yeah? 604 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,800 I puked inside my shirt. 605 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,420 It's been my experience, parents usually 606 00:54:03,446 --> 00:54:05,385 know more than you think they do. 607 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,560 My dad's away working. 608 00:54:07,854 --> 00:54:10,065 It might helped both of you if you let your mother know. 609 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,392 She thinks I'll ended up just like her. 610 00:54:13,265 --> 00:54:16,905 Evidences I collect today can be held anonymously for 30 days. 611 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,800 You've that amount of time to decide if you want to file a police report. 612 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:26,240 There's a drug Truvada... it would help prevent you from getting HIV. 613 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,160 Like AIDS... HIV? 614 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,621 It has to be taken for 3 weeks and the side-effects 615 00:54:32,647 --> 00:54:34,865 are intense like a really bad flu. 616 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:40,280 I'm a sophomore in high school. I kissed a total of 3 boys. 617 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,440 The medication I would encouraged you to consider given the situation. 618 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:57,560 Hey... hey! How are you? I... I try to call you. 619 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,320 I've been really worried. 620 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,200 Hey Lucy! Wait up. 621 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:10,080 I'm not Justin. I'm not like him, Lucy. I didn't do anything. 622 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,739 No, you didn't do anything. You didn't say anything. 623 00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:14,345 You just let him think it was okay. 624 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,239 Yeah... I don't think he's going to listen to anything. 625 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,380 Okay... well, congratulations because you're so much 626 00:55:18,406 --> 00:55:20,450 the better person, it's impressive. 627 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,824 Sorry, I left without saying goodbye. In my bigger life, 628 00:55:29,978 --> 00:55:33,425 I'm far way more mature than that. Not such a detestable chicken shit. 629 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,946 How are you feeling? 630 00:55:39,972 --> 00:55:44,345 Like I'm covered in coals and I wanna puked through my eyes. 631 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,848 I can't believe you've the flu on your birthday. 632 00:55:50,274 --> 00:55:51,045 Yeah! 633 00:55:51,046 --> 00:55:55,240 - Rotten luck, huh! - Wanna open dad's first? 634 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:16,600 Wow, life-time achievement award for worst present ever. 635 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,120 I think they're adorable. 636 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,600 - Is that from Kenny? - Yeah. 637 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,200 Oh, these are pretty bottles. 638 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,600 It is olive oil. 639 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,600 Must be good stuff. 640 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,360 It is really, really good. 641 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,655 Something smells great! 642 00:57:04,681 --> 00:57:07,162 Oh... It's just chicken. 643 00:57:07,188 --> 00:57:09,730 I didn't have time to plan it, make it more elaborate. 644 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:17,280 Oh, I didn't know you were fixing anything. 645 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,840 - It's my birthday! - I'm so sorry. I... I... 646 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:25,280 I just thought that we would go out together when you're feeling better. 647 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,656 You know, I'll sit with you while you eat. 648 00:57:30,657 --> 00:57:33,145 Hey mom! You don't have to. 649 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,300 - No, I'm gonna call and cancel this- - Mom... 650 00:57:36,301 --> 00:57:37,865 Honestly! That would just make it worse. 651 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,680 I'm fine. 652 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,356 So with this dish, I recommend a delicate dry 653 00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:52,305 white wine from the Pouilly or from the Veneto 654 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:55,680 My favourite is Pinot Grigio, riddled in with the greenness 655 00:57:55,706 --> 00:57:59,025 in the hills of the eastern side of the Fréville mountains. 656 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:04,640 If I hadn't had sex with Kenny, if I had been more strict with mom... 657 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,240 If I made it clear to Dad, that we needed him here. 658 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,500 If I hadn't been such a stupid drunken dumbass who 659 00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:15,705 didn't even consider something hideous could happen... 660 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,680 With just a little bit... of toasted sliced almonds. 661 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,320 Hey, I got your postcard. 662 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,671 Yeah, well, just because I send you a postcard everyday 663 00:58:49,672 --> 00:58:51,585 doesn't mean I think about you all the time. 664 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:56,160 - That would be blatantly pathetic. - Yeah... yeah, even for me. 665 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,600 I'd this dream where we were at the Jungle gym. 666 00:59:01,601 --> 00:59:03,594 Wait, I'm confused. I thought that was real life. 667 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,930 No, no... listen. 668 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,763 In a dream, we start at the Jungle gym. We walked in opposite 669 00:59:08,764 --> 00:59:11,225 direction until we met on the other side of the world. 670 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,559 And then I thank you for 671 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,145 - always having my back. - Yeah... 672 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,920 Shut up! 673 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,619 You know what we should do this summer? There's an Italian class 674 00:59:22,645 --> 00:59:25,185 at the library and it's free and we could take it and... 675 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,725 It's just my dad had already signed me up 676 00:59:26,726 --> 00:59:28,665 for summer class as it's a college year. 677 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:29,470 That's stupid. 678 00:59:29,471 --> 00:59:30,860 But there's a week right before 679 00:59:30,886 --> 00:59:32,050 school start again and... 680 00:59:32,051 --> 00:59:35,650 - What before school start? - Well, it wasn't my idea, okay. 681 00:59:35,651 --> 00:59:37,690 Kenny, you're kidding me? You're telling me I'm not gonna 682 00:59:37,691 --> 00:59:43,440 - see you all summer. That's crazy! - Lucy! Lucy... Lucy... 683 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,854 Hey! I... 684 00:59:48,855 --> 00:59:51,979 Okay, I imagined you think you're being devoted and persistence 685 00:59:51,980 --> 00:59:54,518 - but this is known as stalking. - Okay, I promised I will 686 00:59:54,544 --> 00:59:55,136 leave you alone. 687 00:59:55,162 --> 00:59:57,530 Oh, so you're stalking me just to promise to leave me alone this summer. 688 00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,010 Please just let me say one thing, okay. 689 01:00:00,011 --> 01:00:03,229 I've been doing a lot of thinking lately... 690 01:00:03,230 --> 01:00:05,431 Oh, that's too late to start thinking. Just stick to 691 01:00:05,457 --> 01:00:07,305 mindlessly following your peer's group. 692 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:13,160 - That peer group thing... - Yo... incoming! 693 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,319 Artful move there, dude. 694 01:00:17,345 --> 01:00:18,968 Oh, so it's going to be like that, huh. 695 01:00:18,994 --> 01:00:20,819 - Alright! - I feel like I need to make 696 01:00:20,845 --> 01:00:22,810 amends for my part in that. 697 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,560 Always picking on my rebounds, huh... Timmy boy. 698 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,720 Damn. Pretty step-up, Tim. 699 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,600 - Justin, you just got ditch! - Excuse me... 700 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:43,000 Hey, I'm going fishing. Do you think you might want to come along? 701 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,360 I've only just stop thinking of you as an heinous ass-hole. 702 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,780 Okay, it's just fishing. It's to celebrate 703 01:00:48,781 --> 01:00:50,465 the end of the school year. And to 704 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:55,120 show you I'm not a heinous ass-hole. It doesn't mean anything. 705 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,120 Okay, maybe! 706 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,480 Well, you know when Mario Batali was our age, he was living in Spain. 707 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,720 I live in a region that's famous for it's chicken fried steak. 708 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,160 I'm so far behind in my life. 709 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,440 You know I read that women who have had more than one sexual 710 01:01:19,466 --> 01:01:22,385 partners are later more contended in their marriages. 711 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:27,720 Wow, that's statistically really romantic of you, Mr. Idle Leftfield. 712 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,066 You know if you ever do decide to hook up with someone else, 713 01:01:32,092 --> 01:01:34,545 just don't tell me about it, okay. I mean... I... 714 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:39,440 I have a really visual imagination. I don't need those pictures in my head. 715 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,970 You're telling me, you want me to lie to you? 716 01:01:40,971 --> 01:01:45,385 Yes, please lied your ass off. Just be convincing. 717 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,920 I should warn ya. I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. 718 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,655 Like to wear tighty whitties and listen to Bob Seger and ZZ Top. 719 01:01:56,656 --> 01:02:00,440 No... I mean, I believe in going slow. 720 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,360 - You mean with sex? - Yeah. 721 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,362 You know I just think... you know... 722 01:02:07,388 --> 01:02:10,625 Real intimacy is physical and emotional, right. 723 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:15,358 I just... I feel like I need to really know someone before we can... 724 01:02:15,359 --> 01:02:16,625 Kiss? 725 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,880 No, kissing would be ok. 726 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,920 Not the full on horizontal Bob? 727 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,108 And now you're making fun of me 728 01:02:26,109 --> 01:02:28,825 - No, no, no, I'm serious. - No, no... you're making fun of me. 729 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,520 You have no idea how cool I think that is. 730 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,880 It's cool. 731 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,920 I get all the love songs now, doesn't used to make sense to me before. 732 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,360 He's married, isn't he? 733 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,200 Why do you say things like that? 734 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,840 I hate that you're right all the time. 735 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,560 I'm a complete pessimist so the odds are always with me. 736 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:02,760 Why do people stay together? In bad relationships I mean. 737 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,920 They eat so much shit for so long, 738 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,640 they don't even recognize the taste of it after a while. 739 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,720 You think I've been eating shit, don't you? 740 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,600 - Lucy, wait! - It's okay. I would like to. 741 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,496 Do they have to be oyster mushrooms? 742 01:04:07,522 --> 01:04:09,905 How do you tell which ones is the oyster mushrooms? 743 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,920 Like a lightish-brown, kind of fan shaped. 744 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,560 Stop. 745 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,840 Wait, I'm gonna ask somebody. 746 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,160 Never mind, I'll be home in a little bit. 747 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,760 Shit, shit! Quickly, quickly! 748 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,360 Hey, kiddo! 749 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,280 Quickly put your jeans on! 750 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,560 Hello... hello? 751 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,520 Anyone here? 752 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,720 Lucy? 753 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,560 - Hello? - Bob? 754 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,400 Hey! I'm with the family now. 755 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,687 Is that your estranged wife that you have your arm around right now? 756 01:05:48,688 --> 01:05:51,505 The one you can't stand to touch? 757 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,400 - Please, please, please please... - Lainee? 758 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,600 Jeff? Is that... is that you? 759 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,952 Just because we didn't have sex does not mean you weren't cheating. 760 01:06:12,978 --> 01:06:16,305 You should know that, you're being unfaithful to everyone around you. 761 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,040 Lainee! 762 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,400 Dad, it's just me. 763 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,880 Lucy... 764 01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,120 I'm coming over there if you keep this up. 765 01:06:27,121 --> 01:06:30,345 Look... don't! I'll just..., let me go to the... 766 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:34,400 Mr. Diamond... I'm Tim, I'm sorry that we had to meet this way 767 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,120 Just one second. 768 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:45,760 Tim, Tim... will you please stop it! 769 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,280 Daddy! 770 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,776 - Don't make a scene. No, you make a scene! This is entirely 771 01:06:56,802 --> 01:06:59,825 and completely your old-fashioned guy kind of scene! 772 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,774 Hey, sweet-sweetie, look I got you these. 773 01:07:05,776 --> 01:07:08,745 Why don't you go put that in the... in the car with Mummy, huh. 774 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,073 We love each other. We're going to get married. 775 01:07:13,074 --> 01:07:15,065 No, we do not. We're not... just go! 776 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,480 Daddy... daddy, are you okay? 777 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:52,120 And Saint Agathe was forced into a brothel, but no man... could... enter. 778 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,280 Those who even dare to touch her got sick and die. 779 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,840 She was thrown into the prison and tortured. 780 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,320 Her breasts were crushed and then cut-off. 781 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,120 She was forced to roll in hot coals. 782 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:13,360 But through-out it all, she refused to give up her virginity. 783 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:24,120 So, I should wanna be tortured and mutilated 784 01:08:24,146 --> 01:08:27,905 rather than have sex with a guy I really liked? 785 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,989 Is that the moral to the story? 786 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:33,105 This is not the person I want you to be, Lucy. 787 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,738 What do you want me to be? You want me to be like mom who 788 01:08:35,764 --> 01:08:38,345 as it happen, you got pregnant when we were both exactly my age. 789 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:42,560 Your mother and I gave up everything. We got married to have you. 790 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:46,040 What? How about if I'm a self-center immature controlling high school 791 01:08:46,066 --> 01:08:49,465 drop-out who uses every excuse not to be with my family? 792 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,680 Is that the person you want me to be? 793 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,440 You're such an awesome role model, dad. 794 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,783 You know we need to showing up every 795 01:09:11,786 --> 01:09:13,745 3 months to provide your moral guidance. 796 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,240 I got it. I got it! 797 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,720 We could get a restraining order. 798 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,790 Why? He'll just come back in 799 01:10:05,791 --> 01:10:07,745 a few months and everything will be the same. 800 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,560 I don't want that! 801 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:19,560 - Are you and dad over, then? - We were over a long, long time ago. 802 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:27,080 I wish my parents were still alive. 803 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,560 Do you miss them? 804 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,440 Yeah, but I missed them all for you. 805 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:40,080 - I wish you had them. - Grandparents would be kind of cool. 806 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,600 I came from a good family, you know. 807 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:48,160 And any mess I have made of my life, I'd no one to blame but myself. 808 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:58,480 There's no one I want to talk to... Except Kenny and you. 809 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,360 - Hello. - Lainee, is that you? 810 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,193 - Ron? - It's me. 811 01:11:12,219 --> 01:11:15,185 - Oh, my God! - I know, right... 812 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,587 - I just thought that I... - Ron... 813 01:11:17,613 --> 01:11:19,865 - Where are you? - Well, actually I'm... 814 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,440 You know it's been years and years and years. 815 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,400 - Well, I know I did. - So I tried to... 816 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,240 This is not the person I want you to be. 817 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,920 Mom! 818 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,240 Did dad ever try to find his parents? - What? 819 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,200 I thought maybe that's why he was gone all the times. 820 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:50,717 - Hey, you know what I was thinking? - No, almost never. 821 01:11:50,718 --> 01:11:53,945 We get a way for awhile. We take a little road trip. 822 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:56,633 Ron was saying that his parents owned a restaurant in Fairview. 823 01:11:56,634 --> 01:11:57,705 Ron? 824 01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:01,200 As in your high school boyfriend, Ron? 825 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,554 Well, we could have dinner with Ron. 826 01:12:03,555 --> 01:12:06,505 And then just you and me, we could stayed for a few days. 827 01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:10,440 - Why would we do that? - Because we never do anything. 828 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:15,062 We deserve something fun. And 'cause, it's got... you know all that 829 01:12:15,063 --> 01:12:18,265 nature and beauty stuff going on. 830 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,597 - I guess... - Okay, great! 831 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:26,680 We go packed if we're gonna go. We should hit the road. 832 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,926 Ron parents owned "The Two Sister's Cafe"? 833 01:13:10,927 --> 01:13:13,265 - You've heard of it? - You haven't heard of it? 834 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,400 Ron been helping his dad past few weeks. 835 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,577 He's supposed to leave this morning but 836 01:13:17,578 --> 01:13:20,465 he said he'll wait for us if we came up. 837 01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,040 Are you done? 838 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,240 Hi, Lainee. 839 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,440 - This is Lucy. - Oh... hi! 840 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,680 Stop staring. 841 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,320 - I like him. - Yeah, me too. 842 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,000 - He's kind of like your Kenny. - Yeah, maybe. 843 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:17,200 Ron owns a restaurant on a beach. It's like a really high-end place. 844 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,000 - What beach? - Puerto Vallarta. 845 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,120 The Puerto Vallarta that's in Mexico? 846 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:28,720 - He likes us to come down there. - Like a vacation? 847 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,262 Ron really, really likes you, Lucy. You could work 848 01:15:32,288 --> 01:15:35,625 at a professional kitchen. We could learn to speak Spanish. 849 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:39,120 It's the kind of vacation where I get a job? 850 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:42,042 He needs to leave tonight. It would take a couple of days 851 01:15:42,068 --> 01:15:44,665 to get down there but we could all get to know each other better in the car. 852 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,735 You realized that's insane, right? 853 01:15:46,761 --> 01:15:49,465 Right, that's probably part of the appeal. 854 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,368 Remember when you told me that you and dad were done? 855 01:15:54,394 --> 01:15:56,403 Oh actually no, wait. That's was today! 856 01:15:56,429 --> 01:15:56,930 No... no! 857 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,123 This is not about me and your dad. 858 01:16:00,125 --> 01:16:02,112 No, so what's this about? Because it's not about 859 01:16:02,138 --> 01:16:04,170 me working in a professional kitchen. 860 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,000 - It'll be fun. - Mom, stop! We're not doing this. 861 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:09,759 You're not the one who decides. I'm the mom and you're the kid. 862 01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:10,905 Based on what? 863 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,830 Your great sense of responsibilities or 864 01:16:12,831 --> 01:16:14,625 your amazing problem solving skills? 865 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,022 You want us to move to Puerto Vallarta with 866 01:16:17,023 --> 01:16:17,988 some stranger from what, God knows... 867 01:16:17,989 --> 01:16:19,545 No! He's not a stranger! 868 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,872 Lucy, please! I have to know, I have to do this! 869 01:16:23,873 --> 01:16:26,408 Have to know what? How awesome your life 870 01:16:26,409 --> 01:16:27,585 would've been if I hadn't been born? 871 01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:33,080 God, no! No, Lucy, you're the only thing that's turned out right. 872 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:37,400 You're... everything! 873 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:45,840 I just... I just can't do it anymore. 874 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:50,080 Can't do what? Be my mom? 875 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,200 I just... 876 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:58,240 ... feel like I'm... like I'm dying. 877 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,440 I... 878 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:08,680 I need something. I need... something else. 879 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:15,280 I need to... belong. 880 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:20,440 I need to find something. 881 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:26,520 Okay, mom. 882 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,160 If you need to go... go. 883 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:43,800 - I can't go without you. - I'm 16. I'm not pregnant. 884 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,040 I'm not getting married. 885 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,670 Who can take better care of me than me? 886 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:53,442 No, Lucy, I... 887 01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:55,519 You're gonna make me run away to Mexico 888 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,825 with you and your high school boyfriend? No! 889 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,440 You go. 890 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:15,680 I... I can maybe go for two weeks. 891 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,880 I'll take it. 892 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,480 - I'll give you the ATM card. - Okay. 893 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,440 - Okay, two weeks. - Okay. 894 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,624 Jean Paul Satre said we experience sense of being abandon 895 01:18:38,650 --> 01:18:41,505 when we realize there is no God. 896 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:45,040 - Or in this case parents to guide us. - I love you. 897 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,472 But it forces us to take absolute responsibility 898 01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:50,945 for our actions and choices. 899 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:53,920 I think I'm responsible. 900 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,840 You're the most responsible person that I know. 901 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:03,080 Well, you don't know that many people. - Still, I know a lots of people. 902 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:10,360 - Did you hear me before? - I did. 903 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,840 Thanks for having my back. 904 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,760 Always have. 905 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,360 Always will. 906 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:39,160 Please don't hate me for this. I'll call you everyday. 907 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,402 My dad will be back in an hour, so... 908 01:19:51,403 --> 01:19:53,905 - So I'm sure you would have to meet.. - Yeah, I'll be back in here. 909 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,280 Hi, I'm Lucy Diamond. 910 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,160 My name is Gerald. 911 01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,320 My mom's the one who ran away to Mexico with your son. 912 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:15,520 Yeah, that kind of circle back around, didn't it? 913 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,560 - Are you hungry? - What are we serving? 914 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:26,280 Eggs in hell. Oh, no offense, it's just custom sauce. 915 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,280 None taken. 916 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:42,785 Actually saw this place on the food network. 917 01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:44,225 - Really? - Yeah. 918 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:49,920 Well, we do okay for a food cafe stuck out in the middle of nowhere. 919 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:09,840 Nicely done. The Jalapeño doesn't overpower the other flavours. 920 01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:14,400 This is like a... plate of home-cooked Americana. 921 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,080 Cool. 922 01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:24,400 You know, if you like this, I make a mean risotto. 923 01:25:24,835 --> 01:25:25,994 - Oh, I love risotto. - Yeah. 924 01:25:26,134 --> 01:25:27,450 It's comfort food. 925 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:33,169 Here's how I think my bigger life will look. 926 01:25:33,195 --> 01:25:35,745 My parents split up. 927 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,840 I graduated from the culinary institute. 928 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:44,240 Kenny gets a PhD in something brainy and world changing. 929 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:46,680 Later I publish a best-selling cookbook 930 01:25:46,681 --> 01:25:49,785 based on the recipes from my restaurant. 931 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,800 Mario Batali writes the introduction. 932 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,520 Hey, if memory is malleable, then the future is too, right? 76592

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