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[RuPaul] Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be starring in two she-vangelical talk shows.

I love Britney Spears.

Testify, sister.

We are here in the name of Mariah.

♪ ...is our hero ♪

♪ Over the-- ♪

♪ Shantay, you stay ♪

It's Britney Bitch Network,

you are the winning team.

[cheers and applause]

And Nina West, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

For the first time in Drag Race herstory...

All of you will be lip syncing for your lives.

Shuga Cain, shantay, you stay.

Honey, sashay away.

[sighs]

Oh, my goodness.

I am gagged, y'all.

[Silky] Bitch, tonight shit just got real.

Ru ain't playing this season.

I just have no words.

Mother Ru has already threw us a curveball,

having six bitches lip sync at one time.

Everything that you know about Drag Race

is thrown out the window.

[Ra'Jah] I don't know about nobody else,

but tonight was definitely a gut punch.

[Scarlet] I didn't know if half of us was gonna go home.

I thought at least two of us were gonna be going home.

I shit you not, when she started saying

all the names down the line,

I really thought I was gonna go home.

I'm so pissed that it took that

to really make me realize

how much I have to do.

[Ra'Jah] We cannot let any moment go by

by without bringing it super motherfucking hard

every single time.

It's like an actual push.

It's from Mama saying, like, don't fuck it up.

This is your last chance.

[Scarlet] This shook the fear of goddess into me,

and I hope, for the other girls' sakes,

that they feel the same,

because nobody is safe here.

[Silky] These six bottoms are shaking boots.

My only advice to the other ho's,

step your pussy up.

I know I'm about to step mine up.

And I ain't scared of none of you ho's.

Ho, you must go. Ho, you must go.

Ho, you must go.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

[RuPaul] The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judges Tiffany Pollard

and Joel McHale.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Good morn-things!

Oh, shit.

[Scarlet] It's a new day.

Same me.

Ooh.

[Scarlet] It's amazing to have made it this far.

I am ready for more queens to go.

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers]

Ladies, I have some very disturbing news.

There's been a leak. [all gasp]

And it's coming from inside this studio.

Is Soju back?

[all laugh]

Shade.

I need you to get to the bottom

of this outrageous story.

So for today's Mini Challenge,

you'll be breaking news

in the look and style

of my favorite TV anchor...

Rachel Maddow.

[cheers and applause]

We're calling it Why You Maddow Tho?

[all laugh]

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

[cheers]

Yasss!

[RuPaul] Isn't God good, girl?

Ciao.

Now, using hair provided by Rockstar Wigs,

you've got 15 minutes to get into quick drag.

Oh, but wait. We've got some breaking news.

Good luck, you guys.

[cheers]

You're amazing. I can tell from here.

Remember, when it comes to the blazer,

cheap, cheap, cheap.

Okurrr?

[all laugh]

Just like Rachel, you'll be breaking news live.

No rehearsal.

Ready? Go.

That's a lot of man you gotta shave off.

[all laugh]

I know.

[goat bleats]

You know, I own a goat.

And I love--goats are so cute.

[goat bleats]

You look real sexy.

Don't you dare even look at me right now.

[RuPaul] Time's up, ladies.

Thanks to you at home for joining us this hour.

I'm Rachel Maddow.

-I'm Rachel Maddow. -I'm Rachel Maddow.

What--hold on, honey.

Yes, it is one of those days.

We have inagrate-- generations news tonight.

Ginormous.

What is the word?

Like Latrice Royale big.

As in, "Good God, girl."

"Good girl, grip, girl."

Good God, get a grip, girl. [bell dings]

Sources from the Lacefront Academy

of Wigs, Waffles, and Weaves

have revealed that Supermodel of the World

RuPaul Andre Charles, yes--

That RuPaul.

[clears throat] Y'all didn't hear me.

Supermodel of the World--

Is the center of an intention--

I'm sorry, international--

International money-laundering ring named "Starrbooty."

Clues, hmm.

Clues first began surfacing

in the wee hours of the morning after Drag Con.

When RuPaul took to Twitter--

With a seemingly, mm, non-suspicious twist.

Seemingly nonsensical tweet.

Da fuck?

Scamming money don't make money--

don't make no money, but freak money do.

No surprise there, right?

I mean, this is the same one who begins correspondences

with "she done already done had herses."

Well, not so fast.

Upon a closer examination--

Esplaxamination.

The self-proclaimed, uh, marketing genius

has apparently been directicating.

A soco...hmm.

"Socopocatogo" money-laundering network--

...network for years. Use coasts--

-Here's the kicker. -RuPaul's all-aged best friend--

Best friend--

Michelle Visage is the mole.

...is a mule.

-Personally smugging-- -Snuggling--

Smuggling millions of dollars.

Leaving for the parking lot

with breasts that would make Colonel Sanders weep.

That would make Colonial Sanders--

Colonial Sanders--

Colonal--

Colonol.

K.F.C.

Stay with us.

Stay with us.

Stay with us.

Oh, honey, I felt so done.

Y'all had me saying "colonal."

What the hell is colonal?

I love Rachel.

Finally some good news, right, ladies?

[all] Yes.

The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

Scarlet Envy.

[cheers and applause]

You've won a $3.000 gift card

from The Diva's Jewels.

[All] Ooh.

Ladies, the news today sounds a lot like high school.

Gossip, bickering, backstabbing.

And that's just from today's White House briefing, sis.

[all laugh]

Now, for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be putting a political twist

on my favorite high school musical Grease

in the lip sync extravaganza Trump! The Rusical!

[cheers and applause]

Now, each of you will be playing an important woman

from Trump's inner circle.

Scarlet, you won the Mini Challenge,

so you're in charge of assigning the roles.

Ooh.

[RuPaul] Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

[cheers and applause]

Trump! The Rusical! [gasps] Oh, my gosh!

This is a lot of paper.

Betsy DeVos would be very scared.

[all laugh]

-I really want to read it first. -[Nina] Yeah, I want to hear it.

Let's listen to it, let's hear it.

-Here we go. -[A'Keria] You just never know

how the cookie may crumble with that Scarlet.

I hope this lady doesn't set me up, Lord.

Wow. Okay, let's go ahead and assign some roles.

I'm taking Betsy DeVos.

Who feels confident in Shandee, our innocent good girl?

She has a summer romance with Donald in Moscow.

She is kind of like the main character.

I can be Shandee.

You wanna be Shandee?

I can be.

Bitch, what?

There's nothing Mercedes can tell me

in my language, her language, any language

that's gonna sell me the fact

that she thinks she can be the main role.

[Scarlet] She's got a lot of lines, girl.

She's in almost every scene.

Ariel, you'd also be really good at Shandee, too.

Just to throw that out there.

Yeah. I think you'd make a cute Shandee.

You're just like really bubbly,

and like you're kind of a cartoon, you know.

Like it'll come across really well.

You don't want Shandee?

I don't know. I just feel like I connect more with Ivanka.

I want to see you as Shandee.

Okay.

[Silky] I feel bad for Ariel.

She has been casted as Diana Ross,

but really she's Florence.

When has Florence ever won?

We have Omarosa,

a brown-nosing reality TV star from The Apprentice.

She worked for Trump until she was fired.

Let me be Omarosa.

Are we typecasting this?

[all laugh]

[Ra'Jah] I'm super excited with the role of Omarosa

because I see a lot of myself in her.

Although she's seen as a bitch,

she most definitely owns every room that she walks into.

I think that we haven't done a Kellyanne, right?

Kellyanne Conway, tired, blonde,

haggard press spokesperson for Trump.

Oh, you'd be a sickening Kellyanne.

[Ra'Jah] Yvie looks like the crypt-keeper,

so she had to be Kellyanne Conway.

[Scarlet] Mercedes, so you're Trump's daughter.

You're Ivanka, okay?

I have no idea about anything about Ivanka Trump.

God, this is bad

that I don't know half of these people.

I should have done a lot of research before I got here.

I didn't.

And then there's the teen angel, which is Oprah.

Yeah. [all laugh]

I mean, I think that obviously--

-[Yvie] Oprah. -[Scarlet] Oprah, right?

I think that's a good move, yeah.

I wouldn't mind taking Shandee.

I think you should be Oprah, girl.

[Silky] That is just so obvious.

Why do I have to be Oprah?

Like I've kind of been in the back this entire competition.

Like, I'm always being typecast, like--

It's not typecasting. It's fierce.

So let's go ahead and make you Oprah.

That bitch still gave me Oprah.

Oprah has 40 seconds in this entire role.

I want the main character.

Why I'm Oprah?

After that six-way gangbang last week,

if we don't slay this rusical,

we could possibly be witnessing a 12-way lip sync.

Stay tuned.

♪ Trump High's the worst, it's the worst ♪

♪ Just the worst ♪

[Shuga Cain] This week's Maxi Challenge

is a lip sync extravaganza, Trump! The Rusical!, honey.

This is so good. "The future is female."

It's literally on my...jacket.

[Nina] This challenge is tough, right,

because you have to get into character

and kind of find our acting ability.

I'm Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

I'm here to give you the briefings.

I'm channeling my inner Meryl Streep.

I'm like, hey, "not without my daughter."

Oh, that was Sally Field.

[laughs]

So I'm also channeling my inner Sally Field.

[Brooke Lynn] I'm kind of drawing inspiration

for my character, obviously from Ivana,

but a little bit from Patsy Stone from Ab Fab.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Very like...

I get Ivana Trump, who's exactly who I wanted.

She just is like a plastic surgery dream boat, like this.

Just puffed and very bitchy.

Which I like.

Hey, kitty girls.

-Hi. -Hi.

Are you feeling complicit?

Yes, honey. [all laugh]

[Silky] This bitch is shaking.

-Hi, ladies. -Hi, Ru.

Brooke Lynn, of course, there's a lot of choreography here.

They know you are a dancer.

-I am. -Are you a private dancer?

I can be for the right amount.

Exactly.

I was a professional ballet dancer for six years,

so I'm ready to have a good time with this challenge.

You'll be fine. What about the other girls?

Well, I think this one will be fine.

She's a Texas Bucket queen.

[Ariel] I have a musical theater background,

so I kind of have to force myself, obviously,

to pick up choreography.

I don't really dance,

but I have a cocktail in my hand the entire time.

-I love that. -Lucky you.

Well, listen, a lot of lip syncing,

a lot of preplanning for you all.

So I cannot wait to see what you can do.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you, Ru.

Bye.

[Ru] Well, hello, Prance-Suit Nation.

Hi, Mama Ru.

Is it anything like the Rhythm Nation?

[all laugh]

[Ru] Now, this is a politically-minded challenge.

Are you registered to vote, Dr. Ganache?

I'm actually a registered Republican.

Girl, you're a Republican? Bitch, bye.

I'm a Republican because of gentrification

and re-movement of, you know, the districts,

it's very important that people realize

that if you want to stop that within the political process,

get smarter than them.

-Register as a Republican. -Yeah.

And they don't have to redo everything.

Just because I am a registered Republican

doesn't mean that I actually vote Republican.

Bitch, I ain't never voted for Trump.

So you have a strategy to infiltrate the Republican party

and circumvent their gerrymandering.

Absolutely.

That will help you a lot in this challenge.

[all laugh]

And what role do you have, Shuga?

I am Miss Hillary Clinton.

[Ru] What role did you get, A'Keria?

I'm actually Stormy Daniels, the sex kitten.

What role did you get, Vanjie?

I'm Miss Rosie O'Donnell.

[RuPaul] All right, listen.

This is another lip sync challenge,

and this is really crucial that you get it right.

All right, I'll see you all later.

-Thank you. -Thank you, Ru.

I'll be serving like very attitude--

-Hello. -Hey, Ru.

Are you all The Foxy Ladies?

Yes, we are.

Nina, are you politically minded?

I am. I grew up in a really political family.

-Really? -Yeah.

At the age of 12, I went to the Republican National Convention.

You did? Did your party win that year?

Well, it's not my party, but I believe they did win, yeah.

I believe it was George Bush.

The first George.

The first George, yeah, the father.

I met Barbara Bush and I met Connie Chung.

I come from a very Republican family.

I was the president of the Young Republican Club.

Then I started to realize I was gay.

So now I'm super liberal and super progressive.

And Mercedes, you're playing who?

Well, we went through, um...

Come here and let me slap you. [all laugh]

Maybe I'll slap some sense into you.

What language do you speak?

-Swahili. Yeah. -Swahili.

Well, how do you say, "Bitch, you better wake up" in Swahili?

[all laugh]

[speaking Swahili]

[repeats]...bitch

-You got it. -Yes.

I'm playing Ivanka Trump.

Do you have any of her mannerisms?

You know what? I... don't.

But I'm gonna make it work.

[RuPaul] Okay, well, we'll see.

I don't know nothing about the Trump family,

but I'm gonna do what I have to do.

Bitch, I'm gonna show Mama Ru I am the GOAT.

Meaning: Greatest Of All Time.

[goat bleats]

[RuPaul] All right.

Ra'Jah, are you any good at choreography?

I am technically trained as a dancer,

so I think picking up the choreography

for me will be easy.

And then even if I need to help, you know, some of my girls out

with their two left feet or three.

[all laugh]

Well, let's hope that you can help your girls out

more than you helped the other girls out

with the Mariah challenge.

First dig. Here we go again.

Girl, can we not just leave the past in the past?

[RuPaul] This is an important one,

because the gangbang lip sync

was a wakeup call for everybody.

All eyes are on you, you know.

-Thank you, Ru. -Thank you.

All right.

Girl.

All right, ladies, listen up.

Now, in a few minutes,

you'll meet with the fantastique choreographer

Yanis Marshall.

[cheers] Oh, my God!

Heels, heels.

[Nina] If you don't know Yanis, he's Deadpool,

in the Celine Dion Deadpool video.

He's known for being in heels and being sassy.

[Shuga Cain] I'm excited and a little nervous,

'cause I know he don't play.

And I'm just anticipating

what kind of crazy shit we're about to do, girl.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[Vanjie] Now it's time to learn this choreography

from Mr. Yanis.

He's standing there fiercely in heels

feeling her fantasy, about to fierce the house down.

This about to be very extra

Hi, ladies.

[all] Hi.

[Yanis] We have a lot to learn today.

And we are kind of looking

of something like Beyoncé meets Grease.

[Vanjie] Come on, Beyoncé.

Oh, that's all you heard is Beyoncé.

[Vanjie] And Grease and Grease and Grease.

Obviously I'm going to put a lot of dance into this challenge.

I would love to know if you have a dance background or anything.

I can't dance, but I've been with plenty of dancers.

[all laugh] Okay.

I do have a dance background.

Ballet, modern dance, jazz, tap, African.

Ooh, all that.

Whatever you ask, whatever you need.

Whatever I need? Okay.

I used to be a professional ballet dancer.

-Oh. -French training.

Can you show me a few ballet moves?

-Yes! -Okay.

Oh. All right, now that was a nice battement.

Oh, arabesque. Okay, we like it.

[Ra'jah] So we doing demonstrations now?

[Yanis] All right, so let's start.

Can I have The Foxy Ladies?

Let me show you first.

♪ Trump High's the worst it's absurd, spread the word ♪

Fuck. I'm shaking in my boots.

This choreography is like professional.

This is about to be real technical.

It's not gonna be no one-two.

Well, Yvie, can you let me see your version of it?

Turn, down, hold.

Shimmy and touch and talk.

Yeah, I actually like that. I love the attitude.

Ra'Jah, can I see that from you?

Right, left, drop, open, turn.

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Yanis] Drop, open, turn, shimmy.

-Oop. I'm sorry. -Uh-huh.

[Yanis] Where did that dance experience go?

I actually danced, technically, 15 years ago, so...

Oh.

Girl, 15 years ago.

All right, you work on that.

Can I see the Trump wives?

It's all about your body positions, right?

You want to be hot.

So this is hot. This is not hot.

Hot. Yes.

-Can I see you do it? -Yeah.

So everybody watch Brooke Lynn.

Sit, look, click.

Click. And switch.

Snap. Uh. Left, right.

That was hot.

All right, Betsy DeVos, your turn.

Sit, look, shoulder, shoulder.

Huh, switch, uh, snap, snap.

Ooh.

[all laugh]

[Yvie] Scarlet looks like

a stick bug in a hurricane, girl.

[laughs]

[Yanis] Sit, look. Oh, my God.

[all laugh]

You just gave me, like, 3 A.M. Last call.

I need another drink.

Okay, can we have the Prance-Suit Nation

and Oprah please now.

[Vanjie] The prancing elites.

So let me teach you another set.

And sit and across, arms.

So it's fast. Yes, seven.

You have a count for that?

No, it's going to be on the lyrics.

It's the worst, it's the worst--

So this on one?

It's the worst. It's not a one.

If you would just give me a one.

[all laugh]

Welcome to show biz. You have to be fast.

-All right. -A'Keria, let me see.

It's the worst, it's the worst.

-It is the worst. -Oh!

[all laugh] Shade.

Can we try something else?

Okay. So watch.

You're gonna go from left to right, okay?

Now, as you do this, you're starting to go down here,

and then sit.

Okay, by the sound of it,

I can already tell that's not it.

I'm just a little worried about hitting my knees,

'cause they come out of place a lot.

What do you mean they come out of place?

They just pop out?

Yeah, it's part of my disease I got, girl.

All of my shit pops out.

What is it that you have? What's your issue?

Uh, I have a connective tissue disorder

where all of my joints are, while they're flexible,

all of them pops out of place if I hit the ground too hard.

So I'm going to try to be soft.

Of course, yeah. Thank you for telling me.

And, yeah, you should always be careful with your body.

I have a disease called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome type 3.

I don't produce a whole lot of collagen,

so I have extra skin, like everywhere.

And I'm prone to dislocating my knees and things like that,

but it's not going to hold me back in this competition.

[Yanis] And breathe, and down.

That's nice. Ra'Jah, let me see.

-And up, one. -Ooh, I'm sorry.

Keep the space, honey. Keep the space, yes.

Which way does the--

This way, honey, this way, left.

Give me drama.

Five, six, seven,

up, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Open, one, two, three, four, ooh.

Ra'Jah, you shouldn't have told me

you had all this dance experience, mama,

because now I'm expecting so much of you.

[A'Keria] Omarosa, she's ready to cut Yanis.

Girl, please don't slap that man, Miss Ra'Jah.

Don't do it, Missy.

[Yanis] Don't look down. I want you to be alive.

This was very, "I'm thinking," looking down.

[Ra'Jah] Yanis is giving me the fucking blues,

and I'm not taking it.

I'm not having it, I'm not liking it,

I'm not featuring it, any of it.

Imagine doing this and lip syncing. Good luck.

[Ra'jah] Yanis, aah!

And he say--ooh.

Lord, give me strength.

Okay. Can we move on?

Six, seven, eight, up and down.

Oh, Shandee,

you're going to have a lot to do in this rusical,

so you're going to really have to stay focused.

[Ariel] I'm playing the lead role,

and I just know that I'm not going to be able

to pull this move off.

Up, five, six, on the seven,

eight, open, one.

-Girl, don't lose your heel. -I know.

Oh, my God. Shandee, keep it together.

Put your heels-- [laughs]

[Ariel] When I walked in,

I was thinking like this was going to be super fun.

I did not expect it to be

like we're doing the frickin' Beyoncé halftime concert.

Three, down, up, under...

stretch, and sit.

[Yanis] I'm worried about Ariel the most.

I don't see the star in her right now.

Everybody, last time.

Five, six, seven,

and breathe and down.

[Scarlet] Girl.

Everyone's just telling me to do it,

and I just--I look so stupid.

And now I'm gonna be that girl that can't get the choreography.

I have to really get it together

or I'm really gonna bomb this challenge.

Ha!

Whoo, another week, hey!

-It is show day, bitch. -I know, right?

[Shuga Cain] Today is elimination day,

and we are about to perform Trump! The Rusical!

Oh, sis.

How you feeling?

I was just freaking myself out like the psycho I am, so...

I had my little breakdown, but I practiced my ass off.

I just hope that I can pull my weight in this challenge,

because I have the lead role, so I need to kill it.

Girl, this is the first time I've saw you with no brows.

I didn't have no time, girl. I got out that shower, girl,

I said, girl, no eyebrows today.

You need a permanent marker?

No, bitch. Is that what you use?

That's what I use. It's like my old faithful, honey.

It works.

Silky puts her brows on with a Sharpie.

Like, what?

They're $2.00, honey.

Silky gets her makeup from Office Depot.

Like, that's crazy to me.

[Nina] I'm loving that it's a political challenge.

Can I just say that I really wish

the country would get back to how it was when Obama ran?

About the idea of hope.

I want people to have equal access.

I want people to feel like

they're a part of the conversation.

It's so baffling that, like, a human could say

I don't want another human to have the same rights as me.

[Nina] Girl, it's fear.

You know, my sophomore year, I was openly gay in college,

and I ran for student government.

And so this underground hate group

that was on our really small conservative college campus

took it upon themselves to harass me,

to break into my dorm room,

to like threaten my life and say they were going to kill me.

What the fuck?

I came home, and there was "fag" carved on my door.

There was a paper shoved underneath my door

threatening me. The next night,

there was a voice distortion message on my phone

that said, "You dirty faggot, we're coming to kill you."

One of my students came and knocked on the door

and said, "Someone's trying to break into the building."

And I picked up the phone,

and it was that distorted voice saying "We're getting inside.

We're gonna get you."

It was so scary.

I can remember thinking...

That I was in trouble.

I had to move out of my dorm room

and move into an all-girls dorm,

and basically hide for two weeks,

until they found the person who was--

[Brooke Lynn] Oh, my God.

-Horrible. I'm so sorry. -It was awful.

This is during the time period of Matthew Shepard.

Matthew Shepard was a college student in Wyoming

who went out to a bar,

and these monsters picked him up,

they beat him to death,

and hung him on a fence.

The Matthew Shepard murder changed my life.

This is why I'm involved in gay rights issues,

because I don't anyone to ever feel that way that I felt,

that I was suicidal or that I wasn't good enough

or that I didn't belong.

That's why I do what I do,

'cause I never want anyone to feel that way.

Because it's--it is awful, you know?

You don't want to ever feel like you don't matter.

We live in a culture right now

where divisive rhetoric is winning.

It is our responsibility

to create the world that we want to live in.

Don't let anyone tell you your voice doesn't matter.

We all have the power to hopefully exact change.

[Mercedes] Hearing Nina's story, I feel the same.

Like, being Muslim, I can relate to that.

And I was like, you know what?

I should be--

I should be open about my religion,

because last week, I walked off.

In your culture, how do y'all worship Allah?

I gotta get ready.

Can you come real quick?

So today I'm pulling them to the side

and tell them the reason why.

-Hey, y'all. -Hey, girl.

Remember last time we were talking about different religion

and I just like stormed off?

And it was kind of rude for me to do that,

because I didn't--I basically don't talk about religion.

And the reason why it's really hard,

especially in this country

where people, like, if it was, something happens

and, you know, involving Muslims,

it's like, oh, they're terrorists, you know.

And I don't want people to feel

like every Muslim is a terrorist.

Like, that's why I don't really talk about it,

and I just want to apologize to you guys.

I know you wanted to know

what is, you know, the difference and stuff,

and it was just me, like,

because I didn't feel comfortable about it.

I don't want people to hate me.

I've seen crazy stuff on social media.

Every time it plays in my head,

like the videos, I've seen it,

people being hurt because they're Muslim.

[sniffles]

It hurts, you know, like, to see all that stuff.

I don't know.

I just don't know why people do that.

Like, why would you hurt someone else because of...

[sighs]

I wish I could have just like be like,

bitch, I'm proud Muslim, like, bitch, this is me.

-[Scarlet] You should be. -This is who I am.

[Yvie] I just want you to speak up about it,

because you're the strongest representation we get, then.

Like, if you close your mouth and walk away,

you're robbing a bunch of children of the experience

to know something about what it means to be Muslim.

It is a terrifying time to be--

[Yvie] Any sort of different.

[Scarlet] Anything different in America right now.

I just feel like maybe we let you down

in not making it feel comfortable enough

for you to do that.

[Mercedes] I realized that this is an opportunity

to share to the world I'm a proud Muslim.

I'm the first drag to be here

that's Muslim.

You know, you can share anything with us,

because we love you. You our sister, bitch.

Plus I done went through your stuff. I'm nosey.

I know there ain't no bombs over there.

[all laugh]

-We love you so much. -We love you, bitch.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

[RuPaul] And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

You're the one that I want, Michelle Visage.

Ru, you know I'm hopelessly devoted to you.

Stalker Channing.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, were you born to hand jive, baby?

Wop-ba-ba-loo-bop.

A-wham, bam, boom.

Uh-huh.

[RuPaul] Tiffany Pollard. New York in the house.

Now, what's your favorite musical of all time?

Obviously it's Hair.

Ooh. [all laugh]

And it's Joel McHale.

Thank you for having me on the show, Ru,

and thanks for all the clips you've provided over the years.

Were your ears burning?

No, but it hurts a little bit when I pee.

[all laugh]

This week, we challenged our queens

to lip sync the White House down in Trump! The Rusical!

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

Read my lips.

The world premiere of Trump! The Rusical!

[Narrator] The Moscow Ritz Carlton,

last summer.

Oh, Donny, I just had the best summer of my life.

Nothing can make it better.

[whispering]

You want me to what? Is that sanitary?

♪ Trump High's the worst ♪

♪ It's absurd, spread the word ♪

♪ It's our school and it's sleazy ♪

♪ Trump High's the worst ♪

♪ Just the worst, it's the worst ♪

[bell rings]

Good morning, students.

It's me, Betsy DeVos.

Can you believe I'm your principal?

I've never been inside a school before.

Ah, but welcome to your first day back

at Trump School For Girls.

[laughs]

Oh...

Uh, hi, Omarosa?

Hi, Shandee.

Meet The Foxy Ladies.

This is Kellyanne, Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

and our HBIC Ivanka.

[together] We're seniors and we rule the school.

Who are they?

That's Ivana and Melania.

Hi. Ivana... welcome you to school.

Oh, what did you do this summer?

I met a boy in Moscow.

His hairdo was wild.

Oh, spill the Tee.

♪ Trumper humpin', it was a gas ♪

♪ Trumper humpin', no alternative facts ♪

♪ Such the stud, orange and tall ♪

Did he talk about building a wall?

♪ Moscow bliss with my bad hombre ♪

♪ But, oh, that Moscow tryst ♪

♪ Trump-a-Trumpa ♪

♪ Trump-a-Trumpa ♪

♪ It was golden ♪

Did he have little hands?

♪ He kept tweeting about travel bans ♪

♪ Was he the best that you ever had? ♪

Uh, you guys, we're talking about my dad.

♪ Oh, that Moscow tryst ♪

[singing in Russian]

[vroom-vroom]

[Michelle] Uh-oh.

Well, if it isn't Crooked Hillary,

that loser Rosie O'Donnell, and Stormy Daniels?

I hear she's the dirtiest dancer at Pocahontas High.

With an X-rated reputation.

Ladies, time's up.

This president is problematic.

[vroom-vroom-vroom]

He's totally traumatic.

[vroom-vroom-vroom]

He's a super-callous fragile-racist

who's sexist and atrocious.

Not bad for an adult film star, huh?

He's Cheese Frightening.

[music plays]

♪ Hey, Cheese Frightening you're screwing our democracy ♪

♪ Cheese Frightening, eew, Cheese Frightening ♪

♪ Hey, Cheese Frightening, I can't with the hypocrisy ♪

♪ She's persistent, bitch, we're resistant ♪

♪ From sucking up to Putin and his Twitter tootin' ♪

♪ He's a blowhard full of blabber ♪

♪ And alleged hoo-ha grabber ♪

♪ Cheese Frightening ♪

[all laugh]

♪ He's the Grand Cheeto-in-Chief ♪

♪ But yo, where's the beef?

♪ Bye, Cheese Frightening ♪

♪ Bye-bye, Cheese Frightening ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

Come on, ladies, look at you.

You're such strong, smart, capable women.

Why do you let him do this to you?

Hillary, you just don't get it.

♪ There is nothing I won't do ♪

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

♪ For my orange Donny-poo ♪

♪ Daddy's goal is very plain ♪

♪ Make America white again ♪

♪ So he thinks I'm hot ♪

♪ Don't you? ♪

♪ Trust, there's nothing we won't do ♪

♪ For Trump's tweets, I rationalize ♪

♪ Read my lips, not my dead eyes ♪

♪ In the press room, nine to five ♪

♪ Trying to keep this gig alive ♪

♪ They even call me ♪

♪ White House Shrew ♪

♪ 'Cause, bitch, there's nothing I won't do ♪

-♪ Me, too ♪ -♪ Me, too ♪

♪ Me, too ♪

Ladies, that was beautiful.

Thank you, Omarosa.

Oh, by the way, you're fired.

[all laugh]

I'm hopelessly demoted.

Again?

I can't believe I spent my whole life

sucking up to a TV star.

What do I do now?

♪ Oprah, Oprah, Oprah ♪

Did someone say Oprah?

Isn't it good to see me?

-Ha ha ha yes! -Hit it.

♪ A tale that's so obvi ♪

♪ Supreme reality, bitch OG ♪

♪ Thirstiest ex-apprentice you could clock ♪

♪ A destiny all aflutter ♪

♪ Aflutter ♪

Love you on Celebrity Big Brother.

♪ Forget about that anchor job over at Fox ♪

♪ White House ex-staffer ♪

♪ Bye to rides on Air Force One and Two ♪

♪ White House ex-staffer, um, it's not like I was fired ♪

♪ Girl, get a clue ♪

♪ Now you got the dump from Trump the chump ♪

♪ Wake up and smell the Tee ♪

♪ Just write a tell-all book ♪

♪ And hawk it on TV ♪

Don't get mad, get everything.

♪ White House ex-staffer ♪

♪ Oprah, Oprah, Oprah ♪

[echoing] Miss Winfrey, Miss Winfrey...

[RuPaul laughs]

[school bell rings]

Hi, guys, it's me again, Betsy DeVos.

Can you believe it? I'm still here.

It's almost the end of the school year,

but unlike other coming-of-age stories,

in this one, the girl doesn't become a slut for some guy.

She owns her sexual power.

Mm-hmm-hmm. Ah-ha-ha.

I still have no idea what I'm doing. [laughs]

[bell rings] Oh.

Donny, you're back.

-Hi, Donald. -Nice jacket, Trumpy.

Forget about him. Look at her.

Take a picture. It'll last longer.

[music plays]

[Michelle laughs]

♪ When I fell for you ♪

♪ I was deluded ♪

♪ I put my hopes on a clown ♪

[all laugh]

♪ But you lied, cheated and colluded ♪

♪ Bitch, you're getting booted ♪

And I cutie-pa-toot it.

[Michelle laughs]

♪ Ladies, gather round ♪

♪ Ho! ♪

♪ Women have had enough ♪

♪ The glass ceiling shatters now ♪

♪ Ladies, I've found ♪

Pow! Pow!

♪ I'm powerful and tough ♪

♪ Join with me and make a sound ♪

♪ Yes, we're down ♪

♪ It's time we run this town ♪

♪ Power to the pussy ♪

Oh, finally.

Goodbye, pussy bow.

Hello, pussy hat.

Ladies, this is a teaching moment.

And you don't have to do it alone.

I can't believe what I'm seeing right now,

but listen to this.

Let's all start marching together.

Ha-ha!

♪ Together we march ♪

♪ Fair treatment and equal pay ♪

♪ Remembered forever as pussy power ♪

♪ Nasty women, radical feminists ♪

♪ Change, change ♪

♪ We need more women to run ♪

♪ The future is female ♪

♪ The future is female ♪

♪ The future is female ♪

♪ Together ♪

♪ We're so strong together ♪

♪ The future is ♪

♪ female ♪

[cheers and applause]

Whoo!

[Michelle laughs]

♪ We got a mighty love ♪

Category is orange alert.

Up first, Yvie Oddly.

[Michelle] Now that is some pulp friction.

[Yvie] I'm serving you citrus circus realness,

shaking my big-top tent,

or should I say big-bottom tent.

I might be all bows and smiles,

but you don't want to catch this clown after dark.

[RuPaul] I wonder if she's on Rinder.

[all laugh]

Up next, Plastique Tiara.

[Michelle] Birds of a feather stone tights together.

[Plastique] I'm serving Madame Butterfly

and flying down the runway.

This corset is the actual piece

that Cardi B. wore in her music video.

[Joel] The hairiest butterfly I've seen in a while.

[Ross] I don't mind a hairy butt-erfly.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

[Tiffany] I'll eat that orange.

[Ross] Orange jelly-ous.

[Ra'Jah] I'm wearing a sickening badass catsuit

with the chaps to match,

and I'm rocking this super sickening pixie cut.

I'm feeling like a rock star.

[Tiffany] Like a young Diana Ross almost.

[RuPaul] Yes, she does.

[Ross] Oh, she's got a heart on.

Yeah!

See you later, Elton John.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Nina West,

from the Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County.

[Michelle] This madam will take a slice out of you.

[Nina] I'm wearing this Hello, Dolly inspired look

because I wanted to reference

my favorite liberal activist, Barbra Streisand.

I like to serve a character.

I want to be theatrical on the runway.

[Ross] To get those feathers,

she had to pluck a cock-or-two.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy.

[Joel] Freddy Krueger's wife.

[Scarlet] I made all of this by hand.

Everything from my head to my shoes match

in the same exact fabric.

I feel beautiful.

[Tiffany] That's a real classy bitch.

[Ross] Putting the man in mandarin orange.

-Yes. -Yes, honey.

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Tiffany] All right, Kawanda.

You better make that extra money on the side, girl.

She's giving me Nicki Minaj from the back.

[A'Keria] Did I hear Tiffany say

I'm giving a little Nicki Minaj?

Yeah, girl.

The body is there and it is real.

Hear she clacking down that runway.

What's that I hear?

Girl, I thought that was the audience.

It's just the ass clapping.

[RuPaul] Orange is the nude black.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache pumpkin spice.

[Michelle] The star of Dreamsicle Girls.

[Tiffany] Take your time, girl. [laughs]

[RuPaul] This is like a low-speed chase with OJ.

[all laugh]

The Juice is loose.

[RuPaul] Yeah.

[Silky] Tonight on the runway

I am serving orange elegance, honey.

I'm a pageant queen. This is what I do.

[RuPaul] Free OJ.

Free OJ. [all laugh]

[RuPaul] Ariel Versace.

[Tiffany] Mm, I ain't gotta dance.

I make money moves. [whistles]

[Ariel] Orange isn't typically a color I would wear

unless it's on my skin, because, you know,

I'm spray tanned for filth, girl.

I look like Big Bird's orange cousin from New Jersey.

[Ross] I think that cheeto's a puff.

[Joel] See you in Reno.

[RuPaul laughs]

-Yeah! -Jesus Christ.

[Joel] Whoo!

[RuPaul] Mercedes Iman Diamond.

[Ross] Does this Mercedes come in orange?

[all laugh]

[Mercedes] African princess in the house, girl.

Whoo! With this orange look,

you gotta bring that Mercedes signature

mug be to the gods.

Baby, I own the runway.

[Michelle] Clementine on my mind.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Are those diamonds blood orange?

[Tiffany] Oh, the drama.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Fresh from the Tropicana.

[Michelle] Ru, she's not that rind of girl.

[all laugh]

[Vanjie] I'm feeling expensive.

The jewels, the drama, the glitter.

Over the top shenanigans.

I'm feeling like I'm robbing bitches left and right,

and I know I'm the most expensive bitch

on this runway right now. That's the truth.

-[Michelle] Stunning. -[Ross] You feather work.

[all laugh] Wow.

[RuPaul] Miss Tanjie.

Miss Tanjie.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Ladies and gentlemen, agent orange.

[Tiffany] See, this is the kind of bitch

that my man would cheat on me for.

-[Ru] Mm-hmm. -[Joel] Yeah.

[Brooke Lynn] I'm giving you Fifth Element

meets Tron meets The Matrix, but orange.

It is sexy. It's strappy.

I feel amazing in this outfit.

[Michelle] Cheeky bitch.

[Joel] I can see her butt!

[RuPaul] Orange is the new crack.

[Joel] Yeah!

[Tiffany] Oh, she pissed.

Are you mad at me, Michelle?

Yeah!

Who's next?

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

-[Joel] Yeah. -[Michelle] Yay!

[Tiffany] This is why I'm so glad I'm black

so I don't have to go tanning and end up like that.

[RuPaul] Girl, look how orange you are.

[Shuga] I'm strutting down this runway

like an arrogant ass that Donald Trump is, honey.

Giving you his mannerisms, his stupid facial expressions,

and, yes, ma'am, I did grab that pussy.

[Tiffany] Walk your intimidated ass

off this stage real quick.

[Michelle] Fake drag!

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Welcome, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Now, when I call your name,

please step forward.

Scarlet Envy.

Nina West.

Ariel Versace.

Plastique Tiara.

Shuga Cain.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

You've all been pardoned.

You're safe from elimination.

Scarlet Envy, good job casting this week.

Thank you.

Ladies, you may leave the stage.

[RuPaul] Ladies, now it's time for the judges' critiques.

Starting with Yvie Oddly.

Let's start with the runway. You always do the unexpected.

I think you look so great.

Did you make this little headpiece?

My hair?

-[laughs] -[Yvie] Yes, I did.

When you can't see anybody else

doing what somebody does,

that's when you know you're doing something new and unique.

I can't wait to see what Yvie Oddly does next.

I think you're a great performer.

Your Kellyanne Conway was a standout.

I couldn't take my eyes off of you.

And you were hamming it up completely

like a star was born tonight.

Thank you, Yvie.

Thank you.

[applause] Yeah!

Stop looking at me.

[laughs]

[RuPaul] Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Tonight on the runway, I think your hair is fun.

Your makeup's beautiful.

Yeah, you look great.

You look like on-fire Liza Minnelli.

[RuPaul laughs]

Let's talk about Omarosa.

Okay.

I have a little experience with Omarosa.

Okay, I shared a toilet for 29 days with Omarosa.

[all laugh]

She owns any room that she's in.

The problem with your Omarosa is that we didn't notice you.

When you think Omarosa,

you don't think pretty, you don't think sweet.

I wanted to loathe you more.

That's the villain that she plays.

I didn't get that. I kind of lost you.

I really didn't see you punch it up,

and I was left a little disappointed.

[Rupaul] Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

You are painted on point, darling.

You are just serving it all the way tonight.

Listen, a plus-size woman really needs to be celebrated.

And I love the style and silhouette of dress you chose.

♪ Silky Ganache ♪

[all laugh]

-That was so good. -Thank you.

[Ross] You looked like her,

and my eyes went directly to you.

I bought that you were Oprah.

You came out for your moment, nailed it,

and I would like to sign you to your own spinoff show

after RuPaul's Drag Race.

I'm gonna hold you to your word on that, honey.

Yeah, you'll have to pay for everything, but...

[all laugh]

What would your spinoff show be called?

Chocolate Flavor of Love.

[all laugh]

Bitch, Silky's in the motherfucking house.

[all laugh]

Mercedes Iman Diamond.

You look ama-zing.

A black woman with blonde hair

is not celebrated enough in this country.

Ru, can I get a hello?

Hellurrrr.

[all laugh]

Like the neck up, super happy.

But the neck down is just too ordinary for me.

Here's your problem with Ivanka Trump tonight.

You had a very small part, so you have to pop.

And it wasn't screaming Ivanka Trump.

You have to go overboard, like Yvie did.

You just sort of disappeared.

Up next, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

This is exquisite.

High-priced showgirl. I love this look.

But I think this is probably the third time

with the corset, panties, and chest glitter that we've seen.

So though you look beautiful, I want to see something new now.

Rosie O'Donnell is a great character to get

because there's so much there.

But, honey, you were Rosie No'Donnell.

[Tiffany] I want to say I've always had the fantasy

of sitting on Rosie O'Donnell's face.

-Oh. -But...

Tell us more. [all laugh]

But tonight, Rosie O'Donnell wasn't present,

because I kept my legs closed the whole time you performed.

[all laugh]

You obviously know how to perform and dance

and work it and sell it.

[Ross] You're good. I'd watch you do just about anything.

You want to take a nap? I'll watch you do it.

[all laugh]

But the challenge is to be Rosie O'Donnell out there.

We got a lesbian flygirl.

Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

I love your take on orange alert.

It's just so chic and so futuristic.

And I love a boot you can check your teeth in.

[all laugh]

What's your background? Are you Norwegian?

I'm Swedish, actually. I'm Swedish and French.

Oh, okay. Is that near "Norwegia?"

Yeah, it's Scandinavia. It's up there.

Okay. I knew that you were regal.

That performance, that look is why you're back in the top.

I get that you have the "Norwegia" bone structure.

[all laugh] But, uhh...

when you first came out, I knew you were Ivana.

It was so good.

You filled up a character while doing all the dance moves.

Well done.

Guess who's back in the top?

[laughs]

-Thank you, Brooke Lynn. -Thank you, Ru.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

All right, now just between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Yvie Oddly.

She is the most distinct of the entire group.

I loved it.

She had it hard as Kellyanne Conway, and she nailed it.

Yvie is like a big bold flavor, you know.

And it doesn't go with everything,

but when it works, oh, my God, it works.

[RuPaul] I think it's really refreshing,

because no one else is doing what Yvie Oddly is doing.

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Orange alert look was on.

She was just reading Lady Sings The Blues.

Dreamgirls, Supremes, all that good stuff.

I see Diana Ross. I see Lola Falana.

But unfortunately in the challenge,

I did not see Omarosa.

Listen, I'm not going to throw shade at Omarosa,

and I'll tell you why.

-'Cause you're scared. -'Cause I'm scared of her.

That's exactly why.

[all laugh]

Omarosa has an unforgettable presence,

but I lost Ra'Jah tonight.

You, ma'am, are no Omarosa.

No-marosa.

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

That was a star-making turn as Oprah, I think, for Silky.

It wasn't just "I dressed up as Oprah

and now I'm walking out here."

She really did a great impression of her.

Undeniably, she's got the star quality.

[RuPaul] Mercedes Iman Diamond.

Tonight on the runway she looked gorgeous.

But it doesn't deflect from the fact

that she just got completely lost as Ivanka.

There was nothing.

[Ross] Mercedes should have played Donald,

'cause she had no character.

[Michelle] Oh, no.

[Ross] Ivanka's a tougher character,

but she didn't do anything with it.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Vanjie's Rosie O'Donnell reminded me of when I have sex.

You know, like she tried really hard and everybody laughed,

but it just missed the mark.

[Joel] Ross, you are too hard on yourself.

No, you've never had sex with me.

But she is so watchable.

[RuPaul] She reminds of Alyssa Edwards

in that everything she does is so exciting and funny.

But she hasn't been able to hone it into a character

in a way that would get her a SAG card.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Her orange alert look,

she was a huge beautiful piece of fruit leather.

And I say that as a compliment.

And she killed it in the challenge.

She's a big threat in this competition.

It was like she came out here renewed with vim and vigor.

Wait, what did you just call me?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Vigor, with a "V".

Silence. I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

[Joel] Yeah!

[RuPaul] Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Yvie Oddly.

You're safe.

Thank you.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

Tonight, you own everything.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner of this week's challenge.

Oh, my God.

[applause]

This is crazy.

You've won a fabulous getaway

to the Grand Resort And Spa,

Fort Lauderdale's premiere gay resort and day spa.

Well, thank you.

Hell, no. I won, bitch.

Whoop-whoo-de-whoo-whoo-whop.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

-You're safe. -Thank you very much.

[applause]

[RuPaul] Mercedes Iman Diamond...

your Ivanka was feckless.

I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

Ra'Jah O'Hara...

your Omarosa got trumped by the other queens.

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo...

your Rosie was not in a league of her own.

Vanjie,

You are safe.

You may join the other girls.

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah, my dear,

I am sorry, but you are up for elimination.

[Ra'Jah] How in the fuck

did I end up in the bottom again this fucking week?

Like, really?

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Aow! ♪

♪ Super highways coast to coast ♪

♪ Just easy to get anywhere ♪

♪ On the transcontinental overload ♪

♪ Just slide behind the wheel ♪

♪ How does it feel ♪

♪ When there's no destination that's too far ♪

♪ And somewhere on the way ♪

♪ You might find out who you are? Whoo! ♪

♪ Living in America ♪

Aow!

♪ Got to have a celebration ♪

Whoo!

♪ Smokestack ♪

There you go, bitch!

♪ Fatback ♪

♪ Many miles of railroad track ♪

♪ All night radio ♪

♪ Keep on running through your rock 'n' roll soul ♪

Aah!

♪ I live in America ♪

-♪ New Orleans ♪ -New Orleans!

♪ Detroit City ♪

Detroit City!

♪ Dallas, huh ♪

Dallas!

♪ Pittsburgh, P.A ♪

Pittsburgh, P.A.!

♪ New York City ♪

New York City!

♪ Kansas City ♪

Kansas City!

♪ Atlanta ♪

Atlanta!

♪ Chicago and L.A. Whoo! ♪

♪ Living in America ♪

♪ Hit me ♪

♪ Living in America ♪

♪ Hit me ♪

♪ Living in America ♪

I feel good!

[cheers and applause]

[Vanjie] Way to battle, bitch!

Good battle!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls. [applause]

Thank you. Whew!

[RuPaul] Mercedes Iman, diamonds are forever.

Now sashay away.

I'm ready to show the world

that Muslim is not a terrorist.

Thank you so much, Ru.

I love you guys from the bottom of my heart.

We love you, Mercedes.

[cheering]

[ululating]

[cheers and applause]

I feel like I was hurting myself by hiding.

But I've learned a lot about myself

and I want to make sure the world hear

that being Muslim is not a bad thing.

Be proud and loud and let the world hear you.

This is the beginning

for Mercedes Iman Diamond, African princess.

[RuPaul] Con-drag-ulations ladies.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

-Amen! -All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

[RuPaul] Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race...

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

We are throwing a monster ball.

[witch cackles]

I would borrow this outfit from you for my day look.

That was incredible.

There is nothing monstrous about this.

Girl, delusions.

I may be in the bottom for this round,

but I don't give a fuck.

Booty hole. [laughs]

♪ To, to, to, to, to ♪

♪ to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪