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I just hope it doesn't cause any
permanent damage.
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- How long have you been here?
- A while.
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- You missed your prom?
- Yeah.
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The thing is, when I made that bet...
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There he is. It's Freddie.
He's wearing a tux.
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- What's up?
- Yes.
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I met a whole other
person inside of you.
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- Inside both of us.
- Shut up.
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I would've never found
that person inside of me...
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...if it weren't for the person
inside of you.
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That's sweet.
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The whole other person
inside of me...
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...thinks that the whole other person
inside of you has come a long way.
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So would the whole other person
inside of you like to dance?
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Yes.
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- Morning, sweetie!
- Daddy!
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- Why are you in here?
- Why am I in here?
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It's her birthday, Dad.
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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- What's that buzzing sound?
- I just need a minute here.
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Maybe it's that construction.
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Where's my little angel?
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Happy birthday, honey.
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Grandma? Grandpa?
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Rosco!
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Rosco, go.
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- Hello.
- Father O'Flannagan?
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I brought your special friends
from the center!
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- Happy birthday!
- Janey's making faces.
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It smells in here.
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Okay, make a wish, dear.
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No.
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This isn't a typical high school.
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At John Hughes, there are no cliques,
no exclusive social groups.
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You're accepted for you,
not who you hang out with.
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We'll divide into groups
so you can get to know your peers.
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Let's get all you jocks
in one group...
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...and get you slutty girls
over here by me.
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Hey, how you doing?
Welcome.
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You losers should
hang out in the back.
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That clearly includes you.
Come on, get back there.
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Take a look at the kid
standing beside you.
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They're your only friends
for the next four years.
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Okay, let's move it, people!
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- You need to start dating.
- I don't date. You know that.
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Janey, you know Dad's rule.
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I can't have sex before you.
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I don't conform to
typical high-school norms.
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I read Sylvia Plath,
listen to Bikini Kill and eat tofu.
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- I'm a unique rebel.
- More like you're a lesbo.
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Mitch, leave your sister alone.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher,
that's her decision.
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Go! Fight! Win!
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All right!
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Nice combination, Crissy!
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I've been meaning to get that fixed.
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Later, Dad.
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Hey.
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I'll be late to pick you up.
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Why? A job interview?
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No, honey.
I'll probably just be way too drunk.
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That's good.
No drinking and driving.
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Oh, I'll be driving.
I'll just be too drunk to remember.
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Okay. Bye, Daddy.
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Bye, pumpkin-head.
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- Oh, my God!
- Get out of the road!
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Oh, my God, it's Jake.
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- Hi, stud.
- Hi, Jake.
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- I love that thing with his eyebrows.
- Those sideburns.
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Oh, my God, there's Jake.
He's so popular.
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He just looked at me.
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- Here. You can keep it.
- Tiff.
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Hi, Jake. It's all wet.
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Melanie.
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Hey, Jake.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Here's Ricky!
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Hey, Ricky.
How was your weekend?
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Friday night I stood
outside your window in the raln...
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...screaming your name.
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Then I spent Saturday and Sunday
making you this great...
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...I've-been-desperately-trying-
to-tell-you-that...
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...I'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
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...mix tape for your birthday.
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A mix tape?
That's so sweet, Ricky.
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See you in English.
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Catch you guy later.
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What happening?
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Damn, Shorty, Dog is pretending
to be Asian and shit.
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That cracker is white!
Can't he see that, yo?
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Did you get any action this weekend?
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- I visit grandfather.
- I played with my sisters.
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We're pathetic.
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How will we ever lose our virginity
by graduation?
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- We're freshmen.
- What's with the attitude?
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- Not easy to get lucky here.
- Girls are sensitive.
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They're not looking for sex.
They're looking for love.
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Fuck me! Harder!
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Amanda Becker.
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She is so perfect.
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Keep dreaming.
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What's up, Reggie Ray?
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I can't walt until Friday's game.
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What about your head? You have
a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.
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Five more concussions and you'll die.
You should take it easy.
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- Don't listen to him.
- Austin.
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Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore
isn't first-string anymore.
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We know what happened last time
Jake called the plays.
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00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,764
And now, our hometown hero...
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...first-string quarterback,
Jake Wyler!
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Malik, could you hold these books?
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Sure. Why not?
I am the token black guy.
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I smile, stay out of
the conversation...
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...and say things like, "Damn,"
"Shit," and, "That is wack!"
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What's she doing here?
She graduated four years ago.
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- Hi, Jake.
- Catherine.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Why is it when I tell a guy
to put it anywhere...
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...they always stick it in my ass?
- Damn!
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Way too much information.
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Oh, no. Too much information
would be telling you...
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...that after they're done
I take a huge dump.
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Shit!
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On thelr chest.
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Oh, that is wack!
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Why do hot girls always walk
in slow motion?
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Priscilla, there you are.
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00:09:56,896 --> 00:10:00,388
Jake, I need some
T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
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Some time to talk to you.
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00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,168
God.
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It made sense to me, Priscilla.
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You're leaving me for this guy?
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I'm sorry, Jake.
We met over spring break.
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I'm not ordinary.
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You're leaving me for this guy?
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His name is Les...
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...and he's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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And so is his bag.
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Janey Briggs,
please report to the office.
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00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,122
Belng a forelgn-exchange student
is scary...
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...adjusting to a new school,
a new country.
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00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:37,989
But you'll find that the students
are very accepting.
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You have a sunny disposition.
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00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:48,600
You got your schedule?
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00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,350
Well, isn't that wonderful?
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00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:01,946
Janey, come in.
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00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,679
This is Areola,
our forelgn-exchange student.
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Janey will show you
to your first class.
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00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,385
Hi.
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00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,270
- I like your backpack.
- Grazie.
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00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:29,109
Dude, I heard there's an undercover
reporter posing as a student.
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00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,373
Dude, no way, dude.
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Do you know where
Mr. Keller's English class is?
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- Down the hall, on your left.
- Sweet, dude.
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For the thousandth time, I sald,
"Swallow that thing."
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Am I right?
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How could Priscilla dump me,
Jake Wyler?
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Who does she think she is?
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I got two words for you, Jake:
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Prom queen, material.
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00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,511
Austin, she's an illusion.
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You take away the makeup,
the clothes...
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...the way she wears her hair,
the smell of her perfume...
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00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:16,454
...that cute face she makes
when she's tonguing my balls...
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Look, she's replaceable.
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Given the right look,
the right boyfriend...
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...any girl could be prom queen.
- I smell a bet.
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Jakey, Jakey,
about to make a big...
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...mistakey.
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Here's the wager: I'll pick the most
hopeless girl at this school...
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...and I'll bet that you
can't turn her into prom queen.
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You're on, Austin.
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I'll bet you lose that bet...
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...but learn a much more
valuable lesson and win.
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In life, that is.
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You're both on.
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All right.
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Let's find you a prom queen,
Mr. Let's-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.
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So, Areola, I noticed
your accent keeps changing.
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Where are you from?
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I cannot tell you that...
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...because I am a generic
forelgn-exchange student...
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...whose country of origin
is of little importance.
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Well, have fun in chemistry.
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Rightio, love. See you at teatime.
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What about her?
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Baby's got back.
Hunch, that is.
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No, way too easy.
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- I have no pigment
- Any girl with a guitar is hot.
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I need sunscreen
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Even a hippie albino.
She could be prom queen.
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What about the Fratelli sisters?
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So they're slightly disfigured
and connected.
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But combined, those two make up
one pretty decent chick.
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- I'd do them!
- I know, Reggie Ray.
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I'm looking for somebody
really messed up.
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I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
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00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:05,626
Well, bombs away.
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00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:10,732
No, no, no, anyone but her!
Not Janey Briggs.
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00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,537
Guys, she's got glasses
and a ponytalI.
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00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:18,511
She's got palnt on her overalls!
What is that?
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There's no way
she could be prom queen.
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00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,288
Damn, that shit's wack.
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alm for the head!
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00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,835
Can you imagine
what they do in there?
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00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:46,511
Holy cow.
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00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:50,440
Guys, get your heads
out of the gutter.
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It's a locker room.
It's no sexier in there...
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...than it is in here.
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Molly, can you help me
take off my panties?
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Hold on, I've got lotion
on my hands.
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That's okay.
You can just use your mouth.
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Thanks, Miss Peters.
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00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,268
So...
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...who would like to share thelr poem
with the class?
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Mr. Keller? Over here.
Right here. Please.
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- Anyone?
- Mr. Keller!
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- I'm not sure we should be doing this.
- Quiet. I hear them.
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00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,958
Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!
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This is gonna be good.
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I think I see nipple.
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00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,265
You think we should let them know
we're up here?
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00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,103
Hey, Molly, the hot water's
not working on my shower.
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- Mind if I share yours?
- Not at all, Christy.
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But we're gonna have
to get real close.
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Okay. How about I press
up agalnst your back?
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Man, it is hot in here.
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I gotta take off my shirt.
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What?
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Doesn't even have to rhyme.
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Doesn't even have to be a poem.
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Please pick me.
I'm the one.
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Yes...
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...Ricky.
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- "Ten Things I Love About Janey."
- Oh, not agaln.
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By Ricky Lipman.
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00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:43,389
I love it when Janey talks
I love it when Janey walks
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00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:47,861
I love it when Janey drinks
I love it when Janey blinks
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00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,961
I love it when Janey says hi
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00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:55,710
I love it when Janey says
"See you in English"
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I love sitting next to Janey in class
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I love staring into Janey's window
At 1465 South Pass
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I love following Janey to the mall
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00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,455
And I love
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Collecting strands of Janey's hair
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00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:28,395
And rolling them up
Into little Janey hairballs
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00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:44,511
Thank you, Ricky,
for that interesting poem.
249
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,723
I can't believe
what we just did, Molly.
250
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:54,763
It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience
that will never happen agaln.
251
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,332
I don't know about you guys...
252
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,868
...but I am really proud
of Christy and Molly.
253
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,507
We're going back.
254
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,970
- Put on my shirt.
- I'm trying to get mine.
255
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,385
Jackpot.
256
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,952
Girl go pee-pee
not what I want to see-see.
257
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,254
I agree-gree.
258
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,330
Would you two please try and be
a little open-minded?
259
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:34,268
Class, let's open our books
and continue with our poetry lesson.
260
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,964
You know what I think about poetry?
261
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,941
Oh, is that amusing?
262
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,951
Is that what your generation
considers humor?
263
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,986
- This make me kind of happy in pants.
- Yeah?
264
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,661
Goodness.
265
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,606
That make me kind of sad in pants.
266
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:13,205
Shakespeare, Moliere...
267
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,310
...Oscar Wilde.
268
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,208
These were humorists.
269
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,430
I'm gonna be sick.
270
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:27,158
The sublime poetic genius
of a clever turn of phrase.
271
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,292
That is true comedy.
272
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:31,460
Heavens to Betsy.
273
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:39,610
Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded,
sophomoric excuse for wit...
274
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,207
...is merely a parade of nasty...
275
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,702
...filthy, vulgar...
276
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:51,641
...human excrement!
277
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,539
- Hey, Janey. What's up?
- Excuse me?
278
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:18,504
Ever want to be
the most popular girl in school?
279
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,735
Anorexic, superficial?
280
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:24,437
A whore who lacks any real
long-term goals?
281
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,173
Exactly.
282
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:30,115
If you're interested,
I thought we could go out sometime.
283
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,652
Be seen in public.
284
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:36,122
- We haven't spoken in four years.
- Actually, more like six.
285
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,758
That time when we were
in line at that theater...
286
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:44,940
...I was actually saying "hey"
to the person behind you.
287
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:54,439
Friday's championship game
is agalnst North Compton...
288
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,444
...and that squad always tries
to bring it.
289
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:00,151
- Bring what, Priscilla?
- Bring it.
290
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,910
Right, but what is "it"?
291
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,722
It's just what they bring, okay?
292
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,324
So then it is what.
293
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:11,724
- What?
- Exactly. That's what it is.
294
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,989
No, it is what I want it to be.
295
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,599
Even if what is what what is
or it is what what is...
296
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,770
...it's just it no matter what, got it?
297
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:36,647
I'm Sandy Sue.
It is simply swell to meet all of you.
298
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,786
Peachy.
You brought a routine?
299
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,357
Oh, you bet.
300
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,293
Give me an H.
Give me a U.
301
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:49,860
Give me a giant pussy-licking,
ass-fucker cock shit!
302
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:57,598
I'm sorry.
That was my Tourette's.
303
00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:01,446
I don't know about her.
304
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,172
Let's get it stralght.
This isn't a cheerocracy.
305
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:06,914
I am the cheertator.
306
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:11,851
I make the cheercisions,
I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
307
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:15,890
If there are no more cheeruptions,
we can cheertinue.
308
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,219
Thank you.
309
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,802
Grandpa stuck a finger in my ass!
Cum face!
310
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,602
She'll cheer do.
Great.
311
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,940
Goddamn it, let's go now!
Thirty-two draw!
312
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:37,580
Goddamn it!
Let's show some goddamn hustle!
313
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:41,377
Look alive out there!
This isn't a goddamn tryout!
314
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,952
- Goddamn it!
- Blue 21! Hut!
315
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,656
What the hell?
316
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,325
Nobody's covering that hole!
317
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,393
Goddamn it!
Let's do it agaln!
318
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,699
- Goddamn it!
- Marty! Marty! Marty!
319
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:58,698
All right, Marty.
320
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,240
- Get your ass in there.
- You sure?
321
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,841
Just go, goddamn it.
322
00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:08,272
Wyler, we got this wrapped up.
323
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:12,506
All you gotta do is run out the clock.
324
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:17,386
For God's sakes,
don't try anything fancy!
325
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,112
Goddamn it.
326
00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:23,722
Listen, boys.
327
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,396
We got time for one more play.
328
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,896
- I say we get the ball to Marty.
- Damn.
329
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,899
No, I'm just happy
belng on the field.
330
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:37,575
Coach reckons we should take a knee.
We're up 42-0.
331
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,936
I don't care what coach reckons.
332
00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:42,703
You can't go through life
belng scared.
333
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:46,281
If you do, you'll always wonder,
"What if?"
334
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:50,716
But if you go out there
and you give it your all...
335
00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,783
...that's heroic.
336
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:57,261
Guys, I appreciate this, but...
337
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,794
That's the spirlt! Ready?
338
00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:08,650
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
339
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,898
Not here. Down there.
340
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:11,199
Over here?
341
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,468
What are you doing?
Over here!
342
00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:15,137
Here?
343
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,646
We love you, Marty!
344
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,475
Set, hut!
345
00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:32,910
No. No.
346
00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,626
No, don't throw it to me.
347
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:37,665
No!
348
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:07,220
- Nice hands, Marty!
- I did it.
349
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,670
- I'm a hero!
- Walk it off!
350
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:14,964
All right, goddamn it!
Hit the showers, goddamn it!
351
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,509
Bunch of candy-asses.
Lousy practice!
352
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,439
We'll get our asses kicked Friday!
353
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,979
What about fourth-string?
I didn't get to practice.
354
00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:29,500
After all the shenanigans
you pulled last season...
355
00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:34,880
...thank God you're still
in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
356
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:02,348
If my parents hear I got detention,
no dessert for a week.
357
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,612
We've disgraced ourselves
and our families.
358
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,757
Guys, guys.
359
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:10,894
I sense the morale's a little low.
I say we make a pact...
360
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,326
...right here, right now.
361
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:16,728
Before the end of the year,
we all get laid!
362
00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,233
We always make that pact.
363
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,338
We've been walting for this
since puberty.
364
00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:25,907
- Two weeks ago!
- I just got first hair on ball.
365
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:29,460
I don't think you understand.
366
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:32,914
We'll become the masters of our
sexual destiny.
367
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,917
No longer will our penises remaln
flaccid and unused.
368
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,623
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
369
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:43,922
No longer will we use blindfolds
when we jerk each other off.
370
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,288
All right, that's it.
371
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,534
What in God's name is going on?
372
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,399
- What was that ruckus?
- I no hear ruckus.
373
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,770
- I heard a ruckus.
- Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
374
00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:02,741
You better watch your tongue,
young man!
375
00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:04,812
We were just sitting here.
376
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,760
You just bought yourself
another detention.
377
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:11,117
- That's not fair.
- Cry me a river, dickface.
378
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,189
- You bought another one.
- Eat my shorts.
379
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,900
What was that?
380
00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:19,490
Eat my shorts!
381
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,495
- Don't mess with a bull.
- I'm shaking.
382
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,326
- You got another.
- Good!
383
00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:27,163
- You through?
- Not even close, bud.
384
00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:29,134
- Want another one?
- Yes.
385
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,365
- You got it!
- Good.
386
00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:33,601
- Another one. Had enough?
- No.
387
00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:34,972
- Another one.
- So?
388
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,147
- I can keep going.
- Go!
389
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,612
- Eenie, meenie, minie...
- Moe.
390
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:40,978
- Your mom's a...
- Ho.
391
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,948
- He's a famous clown.
- Bobo.
392
00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,384
Mitch, cut it out.
393
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,356
Stop.
394
00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:49,526
- Another one.
- But I was...
395
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:51,580
That's another one!
396
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:54,260
- One more for Ox or for Mitch?
- Another.
397
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,960
- I confused.
- Shut up, Wang Chung.
398
00:28:57,202 --> 00:29:01,104
I got you for the rest of your lives.
You're mine.
399
00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:05,100
Next time, I'm cracking skulls.
400
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:23,520
How many times have I sald
I'm not going to Princeton?
401
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,627
I'm not pressuring you.
402
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,725
Just give it four years.
403
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:31,265
If you don't like it,
you can work at my firm.
404
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,267
I don't want your life!
405
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:36,131
That's okay, son.
406
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,138
I heard about what happened
with Priscilla.
407
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:40,674
The good news is...
408
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:43,370
...I've got the perfect rebound girl.
409
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,877
Really?
410
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:48,947
Beverly! Could you come in here?
411
00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:56,287
That's Mom!
412
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,552
What do you say, kiddo?
413
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,662
I'm gonna leave you two alone.
414
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:14,371
Would you prefer
the top or bottom, dear?
415
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,700
Oh, my God!
416
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,780
So you in love?
417
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:25,919
- Yeah, I think I am.
- Well, who is this guy?
418
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:30,287
His name is Blane. He's a senior.
He's so beautiful.
419
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,201
Janey? Sweetheart?
420
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:43,105
Hi, Daddy.
421
00:30:43,308 --> 00:30:46,720
Is something wrong?
You were quiet at dinner.
422
00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:49,306
You were passed out on the table.
423
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,549
Listen, honey...
424
00:30:56,788 --> 00:31:00,781
...I may not always be coherent
or conscious...
425
00:31:01,590 --> 00:31:05,462
...but I know when my girl's
got something on her mind.
426
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:08,866
Well, there is this popular boy,
Jake.
427
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:12,729
Oh, sweetie.
428
00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,529
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
429
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:18,641
No, he asked me out.
430
00:31:20,345 --> 00:31:23,610
Do you like him?
Are you attracted to him?
431
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:26,644
I mean, would you give him head?
432
00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:29,684
He is kind of cute, but...
433
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:32,253
...he's always been a total jerk.
434
00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,981
It's welrd that he's
talking to me now.
435
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,992
Especially after you've packed on a
couple of pounds.
436
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:45,692
What do you think I should do?
437
00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:47,564
Look, sweetie.
438
00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:52,299
I never want you to do anything
that compromises who you are...
439
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:55,876
...because you're very,
very special to me.
440
00:31:56,114 --> 00:32:00,500
If Jake is only asking you out
to get into your pants...
441
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,576
...well, then I'd say...
442
00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:04,584
...go out with him.
443
00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:08,383
You could certalnly use
the popularity points.
444
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,590
And if Jake likes you...
445
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:15,959
...then maybe those kids'll quit
throwing bags of shit on the porch.
446
00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:23,167
I feel better.
447
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,473
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
448
00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:32,679
That's what I'm here for,
pumpkin-tits.
449
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:38,289
Catherine.
450
00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:42,785
- I need to ask you a favor.
- It's about time.
451
00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:45,286
No, not that.
452
00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:50,000
You're the cruelest girl
in high school.
453
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:54,398
You're the only one who can help
trick Janey into liking me.
454
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:58,166
That girl with the glasses
and the ponytalI?
455
00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:01,310
Don't forget the
palnt-covered overalls.
456
00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:04,981
Well...
457
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,741
...it's going to be difficult.
458
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,783
But I think I can help you.
459
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:12,455
Sit.
460
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,320
For a price.
461
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:22,693
And this time,
I don't want your car.
462
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,960
I want you.
463
00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:29,964
Catherine, that's disgusting.
You're my sister.
464
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,699
Only by blood.
465
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:38,405
- What is wrong with this family?
- Hey, do you want my help or not?
466
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:55,910
Okay, there are three things
you need to do...
467
00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:58,630
...to have Janey
eating out of your hand.
468
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:08,400
First, you earn her trust.
469
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:09,838
Punk!
470
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,538
Come on, leave him alone!
471
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:15,909
Hey! Come on, guys, back off.
That's enough, okay?
472
00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:21,282
You little shit.
473
00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:35,565
Don't you guys mess with him agaln.
474
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:40,608
Once you've got her trust,
it's time to make her feel special.
475
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:45,450
Pick a song with her name in it.
That always works.
476
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,590
Janey's got a gun
477
00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:07,804
Janey's got a gun
478
00:35:08,390 --> 00:35:10,872
She's got a gun!
Janey's got a gun!
479
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,236
The whole world's come undone
480
00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:16,505
Janey Briggs got a gun
481
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:21,380
So run away
Run away from the paln
482
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,470
Take it easy, miss.
483
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,982
- Walt.
- Get back here!
484
00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:28,784
Run away, run away from the paln
485
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,622
Hold her down.
486
00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:36,562
Give me your hand!
Just give us the gun, Janey.
487
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,665
After you've made her feel special...
488
00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:43,874
...it's time to put the icing
on the cake.
489
00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:46,668
I'm really glad you showed up, Janey.
490
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:51,711
The only reason I came here
was to tell you to leave me alone.
491
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,941
You know, I was just making a snack.
492
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:56,915
You want one?
493
00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:59,522
No. Listen, Jake...
494
00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:01,452
I'll be right back.
495
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,284
But I...
496
00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,356
Hungry?
497
00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:44,901
I don't like sundaes.
498
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:49,470
It's not a sundae,
it's a banana split.
499
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:54,909
I don't like those elther.
Goodbye, Jake.
500
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,726
So, Jake...
501
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:17,230
...how's it going with Janey, Janey,
I couldn't be any more plalny?
502
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,996
Well, you can ask her when I take her
to Preston Wassersteln's big party.
503
00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:26,636
Really?
504
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:30,342
Really.
505
00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:33,242
How fitting.
506
00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:35,146
Everyone here is eating steak...
507
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:38,516
...but your boy,
he's the chickenshit.
508
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:43,192
Jake may not produce the proper
enzymes to digest red meat...
509
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:47,558
...but he'll always be
more of a quarterback than Austin.
510
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,970
Oh, really?
511
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,132
That's right.
512
00:37:52,336 --> 00:37:53,894
Really.
513
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,970
Come on, son. Let's show them.
514
00:37:58,643 --> 00:37:59,667
I smell a bet.
515
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,513
Come on, Austin.
516
00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:14,555
All right, Jake, let's do it.
517
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:17,421
All right, let's go.
518
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,926
What's the odds, huh?
Hey, what's the odds?
519
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:25,194
What, 2-1? Shit.
You stupid damn hog.
520
00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:28,563
Must've been the wind, son.
Try agaln.
521
00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:33,734
Damn!
522
00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,945
I think I moved that time.
523
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:40,973
And that time.
524
00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,245
Shit!
525
00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:52,623
That is wack.
526
00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:58,231
Just nalI your mother, son.
527
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,734
That's it. That's it.
528
00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:03,237
Way to go, Jake.
529
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:06,100
At least you kept them
in the yard this time.
530
00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:13,249
I left some money
on the kitchen counter.
531
00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,884
Emergency numbers
are by the phone.
532
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,588
And remember, son:
No parties.
533
00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,850
I know, Dad.
534
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,153
Keg coming through.
Hey.
535
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,188
What's up, man?
536
00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:26,419
We're trusting you, Preston.
537
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:30,896
- Where do you want the speakers?
- In the dining room.
538
00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:33,330
You guys should hit the road.
539
00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:36,165
I'm taking your Ferrari
to buy hookers.
540
00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:38,932
We'll call you later to check in.
541
00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:42,543
I'll be so high,
I won't know where the phone is.
542
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,213
That's my boy.
543
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,813
Jake, what are you doing here?
544
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:52,682
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
545
00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:54,314
I can't.
546
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:58,756
I'm not dressed to go to a party.
I'm a complete mess.
547
00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:02,557
I'd say you're one big fucking
traln wreck.
548
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,487
Maybe a little cover-up
would do the trick.
549
00:40:25,389 --> 00:40:26,583
Okay.
550
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,261
What do we have
to work with here?
551
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:39,892
These are quite nice.
552
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,880
And everything seems to be
in working order down here.
553
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:57,413
What are you doing?
554
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,782
That's it. I've got it.
555
00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:04,187
What?
556
00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:08,421
It might seem crazy,
but you'll have to trust me.
557
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:38,570
That's it.
558
00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:41,930
I did it. I'm a miracle-worker.
559
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,659
Gentlemen...
560
00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:48,963
...may I present to you
the new and improved...
561
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,701
...Janey Briggs.
562
00:42:26,443 --> 00:42:30,573
Congratulations. You just got
your first slow-motion entrance.
563
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,960
I'm okay!
564
00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:56,567
Janey?
565
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,239
Come on out of there, honey.
Quit farting around.
566
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,989
- Got your mom's car keys?
- Check.
567
00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:17,751
- Sleeping bags.
- Check.
568
00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:18,984
- Condoms.
- Check.
569
00:43:19,229 --> 00:43:24,360
Three pubescent libidos to take us
on a series of wild adventures.
570
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,866
Check! Road trip!
571
00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:43,479
We here.
572
00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:47,980
Gentlemen, tonight we go to our
first high school party.
573
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:51,823
This is the place to buzz the Brillo.
574
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:54,870
How you plan on buzzing Brillo?
575
00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:59,225
With this letter.
Amanda Becker will know the truth:
576
00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:02,980
I've loved her since I first saw her.
577
00:44:03,340 --> 00:44:05,399
Mitch, that was yesterday.
578
00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:07,975
Welcome to the party.
579
00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:12,478
If you're going to have sex,
do it in my parents' bedroom.
580
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:17,953
- Does she go to our school?
- It's not even the same person.
581
00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:20,850
Janey-stalney-stalned-pants-overalls?
582
00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:23,286
How did you talk me into this?
583
00:44:23,527 --> 00:44:28,191
Priscilla's freaking out
now that Janey's lost her ponytalI.
584
00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:31,560
I'm going to go
fuck a complete stranger.
585
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:34,896
Hey, I'm a complete stranger.
586
00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:40,699
Relax, all right?
It's going to be okay.
587
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:42,269
Nice turtleneck.
588
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,378
What's your name?
589
00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:47,948
I'm Sandy Sue.
Limp-dick fag-fucker!
590
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,210
Who told you that?
Alison?
591
00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:53,184
Alison was bitter when we broke up.
592
00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:57,884
- Completely fake.
- Yeah, that's not her real hair color.
593
00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:02,258
- She's wearing the same outfit as me.
- It looks much better on you.
594
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:05,332
Where is she?
I thought she'd be here by now.
595
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:22,343
What's going on?
596
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:28,591
We can't talk
until she starts moving again.
597
00:45:44,341 --> 00:45:46,241
What are you doing here?
598
00:45:48,879 --> 00:45:50,500
What do you mean?
599
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:54,547
I'm supposed to be the only black guy
at this party.
600
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:58,948
- Damn. Shit.
- Yeah, I know.
601
00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:00,156
- It's wack.
- It's wack.
602
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:01,448
My bad, man.
603
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,455
- Take this.
- Thanks.
604
00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:05,250
Do your thing.
605
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:09,189
- Peace out, brother.
- Honest mistake.
606
00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:11,761
Yeah.
607
00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:33,879
Get back to the line, geek.
608
00:46:37,694 --> 00:46:39,628
Thank you.
609
00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:49,734
Hi, my name is Catherine.
610
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:55,200
Yeah, I know.
We just had sex five minutes ago.
611
00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:01,577
Not scoring any cock elther?
612
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:05,812
Cock? I've never even been kissed.
613
00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:29,737
Janey.
614
00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:36,316
Janey!
615
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,585
Janey.
616
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:52,461
What up, my yellow brothers?
Chinks in the house!
617
00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:18,358
This never actually happens
in real life.
618
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:19,995
Then why are we doing this?
619
00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:21,960
I have no idea.
620
00:48:31,108 --> 00:48:33,420
Janey!
621
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:43,579
Reggie Ray, have you
seen Janey anywhere?
622
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,421
It's a good night for smoking.
623
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,819
aln't that right, Sausage?
624
00:48:57,534 --> 00:49:01,197
Okay, now close your eyes
and wet your lips.
625
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:04,999
- Are you for real?
- Do you want to learn or not?
626
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,341
I guess.
627
00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:24,791
- See? That wasn't so scary.
- It was nothing.
628
00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:28,527
Okay.
629
00:49:28,765 --> 00:49:31,256
Let's try agaln.
630
00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:35,835
Only this time, I'm gonna
stick my tongue in your mouth.
631
00:49:36,730 --> 00:49:40,635
And when I do that, I want you
to massage my tongue with yours.
632
00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:45,213
- And that's what first base is.
- Okay.
633
00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:47,209
Eyes closed.
634
00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:14,769
That was cooI.
635
00:50:17,214 --> 00:50:18,738
Now...
636
00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:22,349
...have you ever eaten pussy before?
637
00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:27,656
You call this a party?!
638
00:50:27,891 --> 00:50:30,485
I'm a golden goddess!
639
00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:33,560
- Show us how drunk you are!
- Go for it!
640
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:42,198
You're a unique rebel, Janey!
641
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,803
Janey, are you all right?
642
00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:50,839
- I told you not to let me drink.
- I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.
643
00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:58,116
What the hell are you doing here?
644
00:50:58,355 --> 00:50:59,481
I was invited.
645
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:04,490
Look, you may have lost those glasses
and that ponytalI thing...
646
00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:07,697
...but you're still a loser.
647
00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:16,600
Look at that. Oh, my God.
648
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,350
That's going to staln.
649
00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:27,412
You're not going to cry now, are you?
650
00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:13,550
Look, you can't just start
a slow clap at any old time.
651
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:19,640
- You gotta walt for the right moment.
- When is it the right moment?
652
00:52:21,838 --> 00:52:23,965
You'll know.
653
00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:38,246
Nobody's allowed down here.
654
00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:40,479
Janey, I just thought...
655
00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:44,570
How did you get in here?
I dead-bolted the door.
656
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:47,490
There's a hole in the side
of your house.
657
00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:55,630
Who's that?
658
00:52:55,872 --> 00:52:59,690
- It's my mother.
- You have her eyes.
659
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,879
She died when I was 6.
660
00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:07,130
I'm sorry.
661
00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:10,242
I remember it like it was yesterday.
662
00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:15,982
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been
fired from the zipper factory.
663
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:19,253
Mom was pulling in tricks
to make ends meet.
664
00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:22,863
Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar
for My Left Foot.
665
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:26,365
And all I wanted was
a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
666
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:31,735
I remember those. Push her belly,
she'd piss all over herself.
667
00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:36,200
She sald she was going out
to get my dad a bottle of gin...
668
00:53:36,246 --> 00:53:39,977
...but I knew she was going
to get me that present.
669
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:44,210
It was ralning really hard
that night...
670
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:47,183
...and the roads were slippery.
671
00:53:47,691 --> 00:53:50,990
Oh, God, Janey.
A car accident.
672
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,389
No. Cancer.
673
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,627
I had to take on
all of her responsibilities:
674
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:04,328
Cooking and cleaning and
breast-feeding Mitch.
675
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:07,737
It's in the past.
Think about your future.
676
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,378
Look how talented you are.
677
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:15,176
I have this dream of just hopping
on a plane and going to Paris.
678
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:18,410
There's an art school,
but I can't afford it.
679
00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:23,153
Unless I ralse $26,000
before the admissions cutoff.
680
00:54:23,393 --> 00:54:28,763
My parents give a scholarship to girls
who can't get into art school.
681
00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:30,899
Really? That's amazing.
682
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:35,401
This year we gave it to Lupe,
the Mexican finger palnter.
683
00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:37,698
I think you'd really like her work.
684
00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:42,972
Sometimes I wish my life
was a fairy tale...
685
00:54:43,213 --> 00:54:46,444
...and some guy would come
and take me away.
686
00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:12,535
- I was...
- Yeah, because we...
687
00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:16,735
- My eyes were shut.
- And we couldn't even...
688
00:55:24,521 --> 00:55:26,989
I'm gonna...
689
00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,750
- I'm going to go.
- Okay.
690
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,888
Congratulations to the men and
women nominated for prom queen.
691
00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:39,958
Janey!
692
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,138
- Janey.
- What a nerd.
693
00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:46,370
Hi. Check it out.
694
00:55:46,242 --> 00:55:48,472
You have been nominated
for prom queen.
695
00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:50,908
- What?
- Yeah.
696
00:55:52,649 --> 00:55:54,947
- I can't believe it.
- Yeah.
697
00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:58,245
So do you have a date yet?
698
00:55:58,455 --> 00:56:01,117
No, nobody's asked me.
699
00:56:01,324 --> 00:56:04,350
Do you wanna go?
700
00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:07,394
Of course, if somebody asked me.
701
00:56:07,597 --> 00:56:10,259
Then I'm asking you right now.
702
00:56:10,467 --> 00:56:12,458
About what?
703
00:56:12,669 --> 00:56:14,534
The prom.
704
00:56:14,738 --> 00:56:17,229
Yeah, I know.
It's on Saturday, silly.
705
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,431
See you in English.
706
00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:21,337
Okay.
707
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,205
I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
708
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:39,491
Think you'll be prom queen?
Well, think agaln, Janey.
709
00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:43,757
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment,"
the "boo" in "taboo."
710
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,992
And the "suck" in "liposuction."
711
00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:52,302
Is that the best you can do?
712
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,271
No.
713
00:56:55,512 --> 00:56:58,572
You also put the "brat"
in "bratwurst."
714
00:56:58,782 --> 00:57:01,717
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
715
00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:06,651
And the "ism" in "This is all
just a defense mechanism."
716
00:57:10,894 --> 00:57:15,524
So I told her, "Take the old lady and
send your mama back."
717
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:21,497
So you asked your four-eyed
circus freak to the prom yet?
718
00:57:21,738 --> 00:57:23,797
- We resent that!
- We resent that!
719
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,434
Why don't you just drop it, Austin.
720
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:33,546
Jake made a few palnt stalns
in his pants thinking about Janey.
721
00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:37,353
It's just a bet. Okay, man?
722
00:57:37,821 --> 00:57:40,517
You always had a thing
for ugly girls...
723
00:57:40,757 --> 00:57:44,318
...Mr. I-Have-
a- Thing-for-Ugly-Girls.
724
00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:48,162
You mean Janey?
725
00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:51,959
She looks as good
as a dumpster full of gristles.
726
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,736
Bling-bling.
727
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,672
Janey Briggs...
728
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,500
...is hot.
729
00:58:17,627 --> 00:58:20,425
- Hey, Janey.
- Hey, Jake.
730
00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:23,530
I've been doing a lot of thinking...
731
00:58:23,766 --> 00:58:28,533
...and there's something
I want to ask you.
732
00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:31,638
I don't want to make
a big deal of it...
733
00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:36,312
...so I'm just gonna lay it out there,
okay?
734
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:38,980
Here it is.
735
00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:44,860
See, I don't like making big speeches.
736
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:48,170
I'm a stralght shooter.
I call them like I see them.
737
00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,426
What you see is what you get.
738
00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:56,190
aln't nobody gonna break my stride.
aln't nobody gonna slow me down.
739
00:58:56,432 --> 00:58:59,731
Jake, are you trying
to ask me to the...?
740
00:58:59,969 --> 00:59:02,280
Yeah.
741
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:04,331
I'd love to go with you.
742
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:11,444
Great. Great.
743
00:59:14,517 --> 00:59:15,848
I'll see you in English.
744
00:59:16,185 --> 00:59:17,550
You...
745
00:59:19,756 --> 00:59:21,553
It's Friday night, it's 8:00...
746
00:59:21,758 --> 00:59:23,749
...and that can only mean one thing.
747
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,726
You guessed it. A new episode
of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
748
00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:31,223
But if you're not a fan
of Melissa Joan Hart...
749
00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:32,867
...and I'm not sure who isn't...
750
00:59:33,690 --> 00:59:35,370
...there's a state championship
to be played.
751
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,367
All right. It's time to play some football!
752
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:46,880
The John Hughes Wasps take on
the North Compton Wildcats.
753
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,359
Goddamn!
754
01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:16,868
That's the fastest half
of football ever.
755
01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:25,515
We saw you at our practice.
I know you stole our routine.
756
01:00:25,755 --> 01:00:30,488
I don't know what you mean.
We do our own cheers. Right, girls?
757
01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:31,751
That's right.
758
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,987
Well, then, you better bring it.
759
01:00:35,231 --> 01:00:37,495
Oh, it's already been broughten.
760
01:00:38,201 --> 01:00:40,499
Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!
761
01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:44,620
We are the North Compton Wildcats
762
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:45,865
We're black, we know it
763
01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:48,270
We shake our booty and show it
764
01:00:48,511 --> 01:00:50,308
We aln't white
We aln't white
765
01:00:50,513 --> 01:00:53,812
We definitely aln't white
Break it down, nigga
766
01:00:59,689 --> 01:01:02,487
Damn, those bitches represent!
767
01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:11,455
All right!
768
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,629
- Reggie Ray.
- I smell a bet.
769
01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,238
You all right?
770
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,432
Coach says it's okay
to bleed from the ears.
771
01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:28,874
I got to go back out on the field.
772
01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:33,288
All right. Be careful.
You only have three...
773
01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:37,693
Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.
774
01:01:37,927 --> 01:01:39,554
And we're back.
775
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,298
Let's go, Wasps!
776
01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:45,796
Let's go, Wasps!
777
01:01:46,769 --> 01:01:47,997
Let's go, Wasps!
778
01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:51,668
Blue 33! Set!
779
01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:55,573
That's defense right there.
780
01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:58,972
Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.
781
01:02:01,517 --> 01:02:04,543
Sit down. He got the wind
knocked out of him.
782
01:02:04,921 --> 01:02:08,254
- Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!
- Reggie Ray.
783
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,722
You still have another concussion!
784
01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:14,897
Come on, dog!
785
01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:18,630
It doesn't look good, coach.
786
01:02:18,301 --> 01:02:20,326
- Can he play?
- He's in a coma.
787
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,630
Answer my question! Can he play?
788
01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:26,740
He can't breathe.
Get him to a hospital.
789
01:02:26,976 --> 01:02:28,000
Listen right now!
790
01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:33,839
I don't care what you have to do!
He stays in the game, goddamn it!
791
01:02:35,151 --> 01:02:37,210
- Coach, I'm in love with you.
- Goddamn it!
792
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,819
Fuck.
793
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,629
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
794
01:02:49,165 --> 01:02:50,427
Blue 15!
795
01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:54,736
Set! Hut!
796
01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,734
Goddamn it, Reggie Ray!
797
01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:03,142
Shit.
798
01:03:22,398 --> 01:03:25,390
Wham, bam, what the fuck
just happened?
799
01:03:28,604 --> 01:03:33,405
Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice.
You're the only quarterback I've got.
800
01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:39,100
- I say give the ball to Marty.
- I'm just happy belng on the field.
801
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:44,419
- You'll always wonder, "What if?"
- I'm a hero!
802
01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:48,483
Goddamn it! Get in the game!
803
01:03:48,724 --> 01:03:50,316
You're our only chance!
804
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:55,754
- You're a pussy, Wyler!
- Do it for Marty's torso!
805
01:03:59,435 --> 01:04:01,960
You got butterflies, huh?
806
01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:02,562
Who are you?
807
01:04:10,313 --> 01:04:11,507
I'm the wise janitor.
808
01:04:12,810 --> 01:04:15,209
I impart knowledge
and help overcome fears.
809
01:04:15,451 --> 01:04:17,612
I also replace the urinal cakes.
810
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,482
I'm here to help you
get your throw back.
811
01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:23,325
- How did you...?
- I've been watching.
812
01:04:23,559 --> 01:04:28,870
During practice, in the hallways,
in the lockers, taking a shower...
813
01:04:28,331 --> 01:04:31,300
...whipping boys with a wet towel.
814
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:36,620
- Can tell you kind of like that.
- Hey! Let's get back to the throw.
815
01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:39,690
What happened to Marty
wasn't your fault.
816
01:04:39,308 --> 01:04:40,275
Really?
817
01:04:40,476 --> 01:04:43,707
Okay, it was.
But you got to get over it.
818
01:04:43,913 --> 01:04:46,245
It could've happened to anybody.
819
01:04:46,482 --> 01:04:49,940
Anybody that disobeyed the coach
and the team...
820
01:04:50,152 --> 01:04:55,550
...and threw to a 90-pound kid
who shouldn't have been on the field.
821
01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:59,160
Stop! How is any of this
supposed to be helping me?
822
01:04:59,362 --> 01:05:01,353
Right. Forget what I sald.
823
01:05:01,597 --> 01:05:06,296
You got to go out there, believe
in the ball and throw yourself.
824
01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:08,829
You can do it.
825
01:05:13,342 --> 01:05:15,503
I'm going out there.
826
01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:25,412
Only 25 seconds remalning,
and the season...
827
01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:29,921
...rests in the hands of fourth-string
quarterback Jake Wyler.
828
01:05:30,159 --> 01:05:33,219
Translation: We're shit out of luck.
829
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:34,994
Give me a W!
830
01:05:35,998 --> 01:05:38,910
Give me a Y!
831
01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:41,532
Give me a...
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
832
01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,931
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
833
01:05:49,278 --> 01:05:50,404
Blue 83!
834
01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:52,910
- Blue 83!
- Reggie Ray?
835
01:05:53,149 --> 01:05:55,140
I reckon I'm feeling better.
836
01:05:55,384 --> 01:05:56,715
Set! Hut!
837
01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:42,323
Shit.
838
01:06:56,679 --> 01:07:01,139
That has to be the worst pass
I've ever seen, ever.
839
01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:05,320
What the hell was that?
840
01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:34,710
Jake?
841
01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:38,580
Jake.
842
01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:41,683
Hey.
843
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,783
- You did great out there.
- I blew the game, Janey.
844
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:47,427
I let everyone down.
845
01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:52,430
It's just a football game, Jake.
Besides...
846
01:07:53,669 --> 01:07:55,534
...you didn't let me down.
847
01:07:56,105 --> 01:07:57,299
Really?
848
01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:01,437
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
849
01:08:01,677 --> 01:08:04,669
You never saw me as the girl
in glasses.
850
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,439
Don't forget the palnt-covered
overalls.
851
01:08:07,683 --> 01:08:10,379
Right, you never noticed those elther.
852
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:13,888
You taught me a lot about myself too.
853
01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:18,587
Oh, Jake. Nothing could
ever come between us now.
854
01:08:22,731 --> 01:08:24,926
Nothing could
ever come between us now.
855
01:08:25,134 --> 01:08:26,362
Jake Wyler.
856
01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:31,571
Congratulations.
You blew my perfect season.
857
01:08:31,807 --> 01:08:35,766
- Senor You-Blew-My-Perfect-Season.
- What do you want, Austin?
858
01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:36,978
A life.
859
01:08:38,647 --> 01:08:40,114
And payback.
860
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:43,746
- Come on, don't do this.
- No, I'll hang around.
861
01:08:43,986 --> 01:08:48,889
Maybe tell Janey a little
S-E-C-R-A-T-P...
862
01:08:52,361 --> 01:08:54,220
What's going on?
863
01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:55,959
Austin.
864
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:57,257
This isn't funny!
865
01:08:58,834 --> 01:08:59,801
No.
866
01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:02,464
I don't believe it.
867
01:09:02,705 --> 01:09:07,369
I sald I'd turn you into prom queen
when I thought you were ugly...
868
01:09:07,576 --> 01:09:13,140
...the girl with no friends who was
dirt poor and smelled a little funky.
869
01:09:13,249 --> 01:09:15,649
Look, I made a mistake.
870
01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:20,490
If I could go back, I never would've
made that stupid bet.
871
01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:25,351
What bet?
872
01:09:28,364 --> 01:09:31,822
I never sald anything about a bet.
873
01:09:41,777 --> 01:09:42,937
All I sald was:
874
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,440
"I'm pretending to whisper...
875
01:09:45,281 --> 01:09:50,344
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a
secret and will confess...
876
01:09:50,586 --> 01:09:56,240
...revealing a secret and confirming
everything I whispered in your ear."
877
01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:25,317
I wish I didn't make that bet
878
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:29,149
That's not the guy I want to be
879
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:32,827
If I could just turn back the clock
880
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:37,965
Then Janey would still be with me
881
01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:43,997
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
882
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:45,873
I love this boy
883
01:10:46,108 --> 01:10:51,450
But he has been untrue
884
01:10:53,716 --> 01:10:56,810
I'll do my best to make things right
885
01:10:57,686 --> 01:11:01,315
I wish we could resolve this fight
886
01:11:02,191 --> 01:11:03,988
It could happen
887
01:11:04,226 --> 01:11:05,659
It could happen
888
01:11:05,894 --> 01:11:09,990
- At the prom tonight
- At the prom tonight
889
01:11:15,571 --> 01:11:18,506
I'm getting pussy no matter what
890
01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,504
Even if it with dirty slut
891
01:11:21,744 --> 01:11:24,338
True love is what I want the most
892
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:28,107
I just jerked off in your French toast
893
01:11:28,717 --> 01:11:33,211
So what if we have the same mother
894
01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:39,720
Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother
895
01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:42,926
In a few hours
I'll be queen of the prom
896
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:49,529
I've been an alcoholic
Since my first tour in Nam
897
01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:55,707
I asked Janey to the prom
And she doesn't know why
898
01:11:58,130 --> 01:12:01,642
I'm only in the song because
I'm a black guy
899
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:09,821
I have no money
I have to make my own dress
900
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:16,654
Look at me, my breasts are perky, yes
901
01:12:17,466 --> 01:12:20,435
I'm gonna win her back
No matter what it takes
902
01:12:20,669 --> 01:12:25,299
Here I go, I'm gonna
Forget about Jake
903
01:12:28,711 --> 01:12:30,542
Prom tonight
904
01:12:32,581 --> 01:12:34,446
Prom tonight
905
01:12:35,984 --> 01:12:37,349
Prom tonight
906
01:12:42,825 --> 01:12:45,453
It's gonna happen, gonna happen
907
01:12:49,164 --> 01:12:53,624
At the prom
908
01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:57,160
Tonight
909
01:13:19,762 --> 01:13:20,888
Hi, Ricky.
910
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:22,996
Thanks. See you in English.
911
01:13:23,198 --> 01:13:25,325
Oh, but we're graduated.
912
01:13:25,534 --> 01:13:28,162
All right, can you...? I'm not...
No, can you take it ba...?
913
01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:30,497
Can you please not...? All right.
914
01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:46,310
When I was a freshman,
I threw 176 touchdown passes.
915
01:13:46,655 --> 01:13:51,957
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in
on my own with a spralned ankle...
916
01:13:52,194 --> 01:13:56,494
...a broken phalange, a ruptured
duodenum and subdermal hematoma.
917
01:13:57,199 --> 01:13:59,190
When I was a junior,
I won the science fair...
918
01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:01,369
...for running a Volkswagen Bug
off a potato.
919
01:14:01,570 --> 01:14:08,203
Most recently, I was a star of the
Greco-Roman Wrestling Federation.
920
01:14:26,328 --> 01:14:28,558
I bet she great bonk.
921
01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:32,164
Excuse me, Bruce? No.
You don't bonk Amanda Becker.
922
01:14:32,768 --> 01:14:36,534
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
923
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:39,469
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
924
01:14:40,108 --> 01:14:41,598
You smell her.
925
01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:43,778
You touch her gently.
926
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:48,807
You admire the beauty.
You watch it blossom.
927
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:53,954
And you thank God he created
something so perfect.
928
01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:58,159
Go to her.
929
01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:12,763
Be strong, Mitch!
930
01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:28,618
What do you expect from me?
931
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:33,819
- Do you think I'll have sex with you?
- No! You don't understand.
932
01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:36,121
Because I am not a cheap slut.
933
01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:40,825
I don't screw every pathetic guy
that gives me a letter.
934
01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:45,599
I give them hand jobs.
935
01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:56,844
- Want to dance?
- Only if we're horizontal.
936
01:15:57,452 --> 01:16:00,460
I totally heard that.
937
01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:15,427
We're dancing.
938
01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:37,725
It's funny.
939
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:41,987
You'd never suspect everyone
here is a professional dancer.
940
01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:57,475
Oh, God. No.
941
01:16:57,713 --> 01:16:59,806
I want to do it here
on the dance floor.
942
01:17:00,150 --> 01:17:01,141
Janey!
943
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:05,150
Don't you forget our deal.
She wins, you're mine.
944
01:17:16,932 --> 01:17:21,280
And now the moment every
popular guy who's made a bet...
945
01:17:21,269 --> 01:17:25,831
...to turn a rebellious girl
into prom queen has been walting for:
946
01:17:26,740 --> 01:17:29,373
The announcement
of the prom king and queen.
947
01:17:29,611 --> 01:17:32,102
This year's prom king is...
948
01:17:32,814 --> 01:17:33,803
Marty!
949
01:17:34,549 --> 01:17:36,847
...Jake Wyler!
950
01:17:51,199 --> 01:17:52,632
Way to go, Jake!
951
01:17:53,235 --> 01:17:56,136
This year's prom queen is...
952
01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:58,238
You got it, Priscilla!
953
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,341
I don't believe it. It's a tie.
954
01:18:01,943 --> 01:18:02,910
A tie?
955
01:18:03,145 --> 01:18:04,772
- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God.
956
01:18:06,481 --> 01:18:08,745
Your new prom queens are...
957
01:18:10,218 --> 01:18:13,676
...Kara and Sara Fratelli.
- Fuck.
958
01:18:14,756 --> 01:18:18,556
- Oh, my God!
- They deserve it.
959
01:18:20,996 --> 01:18:22,293
Congratulations!
960
01:18:24,599 --> 01:18:28,296
There we go! Your king and queen.
961
01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:37,671
I say we make like a tree
and branch...
962
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,671
...out of here.
963
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:43,676
All right, Kara and Sara.
964
01:18:43,919 --> 01:18:47,548
Now it is traditional
for the king and queen...
965
01:18:47,756 --> 01:18:51,351
...to share a ceremonial dance.
- Come here.
966
01:18:52,694 --> 01:18:57,597
Put your heads on my shoulder
967
01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,429
You smell good.
968
01:19:17,180 --> 01:19:18,383
Janey!
969
01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:25,286
Do you know where Austin went?
970
01:19:25,527 --> 01:19:29,520
I know he rented a room at
the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.
971
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:33,895
Past the ice dispenser. Hit the
Pepsi machine, you went too far.
972
01:19:34,136 --> 01:19:36,604
Oh, and the door will not be locked.
973
01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:40,538
That's all I know.
974
01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:43,380
Thanks, Malik.
975
01:19:45,413 --> 01:19:50,282
You're intelligent and insightful.
You don't get the respect you deserve.
976
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:55,252
You really mean that, Jake?
977
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,620
That's great! I've always wanted
to discuss...
978
01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:01,193
I actually got to go. Sorry.
979
01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:02,487
Motherfucker.
980
01:20:02,731 --> 01:20:04,562
Hold it right there, mister.
981
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:10,299
I am not going to let you hurt Janey
agaln, okay? Besides, I love her.
982
01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,631
Well, so do I.
983
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:17,205
But I'm the best friend, and I've
been in front of her the whole time...
984
01:20:17,445 --> 01:20:21,609
...and she just doesn't realize
it yet, but she will.
985
01:20:22,830 --> 01:20:25,575
I'm the cooI guy who's learned
the error of his ways.
986
01:20:25,954 --> 01:20:29,253
She'll forgive my mistakes
and realize I love her.
987
01:20:31,590 --> 01:20:32,583
Damn it. That's true.
988
01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:50,773
Why's this door locked?
It's a fire hazard!
989
01:21:06,610 --> 01:21:08,860
Get out of the road!
990
01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:09,763
Hey, watch it, man!
991
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:13,194
She's not attracted to you!
992
01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:15,630
She doesn't love you!
993
01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:19,162
You'll never be more than a friend!
994
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,335
Two dollars!
995
01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:33,580
Ice dispenser.
996
01:21:33,822 --> 01:21:35,187
Six.
997
01:21:35,657 --> 01:21:39,684
Yeah! I'll make you forget all
about losing prom queen.
998
01:21:39,928 --> 01:21:43,386
Tell me who your daddy is!
Tell me who your papa is!
999
01:21:46,670 --> 01:21:48,297
Get off her, man!
1000
01:21:48,536 --> 01:21:49,662
Priscilla.
1001
01:21:49,871 --> 01:21:51,338
Don't move.
1002
01:21:56,211 --> 01:21:58,907
- What's going on?
- Something beautiful.
1003
01:21:59,948 --> 01:22:03,111
- Where's Janey?
- Miss Run-Home-to-My-Daddy...
1004
01:22:03,351 --> 01:22:06,810
...ran home to her daddy.
1005
01:22:07,550 --> 01:22:10,650
- That's for taking Janey to the prom.
- You put the...
1006
01:22:10,859 --> 01:22:15,626
- That's for hurting her at the party!
- This is really turning me on.
1007
01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:18,930
That's for belng really welrd.
1008
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,667
Thank you.
1009
01:22:26,141 --> 01:22:28,575
I don't know what that was for.
1010
01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:40,778
- Oh, me so horny.
- Oh, me so horny.
1011
01:22:42,590 --> 01:22:46,959
You nerd who can't get pussy
from American girl?
1012
01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:49,255
You smart cookie. How you know?
1013
01:22:49,464 --> 01:22:51,560
I know.
1014
01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:55,930
You follow me,
I give you sucky-sucky.
1015
01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:02,605
Hey! What's everybody
standing around for?
1016
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:05,378
Come on. Join the fun!
1017
01:23:07,615 --> 01:23:09,446
Watch me!
1018
01:23:10,552 --> 01:23:12,816
Get footloose everybody! Yeah!
1019
01:23:13,210 --> 01:23:15,888
One, two, three.
Come on, you can...
1020
01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:18,219
Kick him in the butt!
1021
01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:25,826
Hello.
1022
01:23:27,702 --> 01:23:28,896
Hi.
1023
01:23:30,271 --> 01:23:33,672
I never thought I'd hear myself
say this...
1024
01:23:34,109 --> 01:23:39,513
...but for once, I wish I could meet
a nice, sensitive guy...
1025
01:23:39,714 --> 01:23:42,547
...who wanted more than just sex.
1026
01:23:44,152 --> 01:23:46,848
That is very admirable.
1027
01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:52,420
I wish a guy would
take me out for dinner.
1028
01:23:53,610 --> 01:23:54,653
I feel the same way.
1029
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:58,594
And for once...
1030
01:24:00,635 --> 01:24:04,833
...I wish a guy would take a dump
on my chest.
1031
01:24:06,941 --> 01:24:08,875
That is appalling.
1032
01:24:13,181 --> 01:24:15,149
That really upsets me.
1033
01:24:16,618 --> 01:24:20,679
I can't believe nobody's ever taken
a dump on your chest.
1034
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:25,883
Will you be that guy?
1035
01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:36,259
It would be an honor and a privilege.
1036
01:24:46,848 --> 01:24:48,645
Janey!
1037
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:52,978
Hello?
1038
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:55,753
Is anybody home?
1039
01:24:56,324 --> 01:24:58,758
Get down! Enemy fire!
1040
01:25:00,128 --> 01:25:01,789
Mr. Briggs?
1041
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:05,220
Excuse me, sir.
Do you know where Janey is?
1042
01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:09,726
She went out there. On her own.
There's Charlie everywhere.
1043
01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:12,603
Right. Do you know where she went?
1044
01:25:13,700 --> 01:25:15,635
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
1045
01:25:15,877 --> 01:25:20,576
Something about Paris.
Her tour was over.
1046
01:25:20,882 --> 01:25:22,975
Paris. Thank you, sir.
1047
01:25:23,551 --> 01:25:27,112
I need ammo! I can't hold them off
much longer!
1048
01:25:34,996 --> 01:25:36,987
She's not here.
1049
01:25:37,198 --> 01:25:39,393
Went to the airport.
1050
01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:41,968
Thanks.
1051
01:25:42,170 --> 01:25:43,797
You're welcome.
1052
01:25:50,345 --> 01:25:53,337
Off the road, you glasses
and ponytalI freak!
1053
01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:07,889
Two dollars!
1054
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:10,189
- Two dollars!
- Two dollars!
1055
01:26:16,638 --> 01:26:18,731
Next stop, airport.
1056
01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:23,569
The red zone is for the loading
and unloading of passengers.
1057
01:26:23,811 --> 01:26:25,210
No parking.
1058
01:26:25,446 --> 01:26:26,674
Attention, please.
1059
01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:32,217
All red Porsche 944s parked in the
white zone will be towed immediately.
1060
01:26:37,559 --> 01:26:41,510
Paris air, flight 805 to art school
in Paris...
1061
01:26:41,296 --> 01:26:43,526
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
1062
01:26:57,110 --> 01:26:59,343
Excuse me, everyone!
1063
01:26:59,981 --> 01:27:04,145
There's a girl boarding a plane
right now to Paris that I love.
1064
01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:09,381
If I don't get there in time and
tell her how I feel...
1065
01:27:09,624 --> 01:27:12,218
...I may never see her agaln.
1066
01:27:16,164 --> 01:27:17,256
Go get her, son.
1067
01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:19,664
Good luck, young man.
1068
01:27:22,170 --> 01:27:23,831
- Go get her!
- Go for it.
1069
01:27:26,507 --> 01:27:27,838
Oh, hell, just go.
1070
01:27:30,678 --> 01:27:31,736
Freeze, bitch!
1071
01:27:42,690 --> 01:27:45,158
You're bleeding on my suitcase.
1072
01:27:51,466 --> 01:27:52,433
Excuse me!
1073
01:27:53,534 --> 01:27:54,933
Excuse me, everyone!
1074
01:27:55,503 --> 01:28:00,964
There's a girl about to board a plane
to Paris right now that I love...
1075
01:28:01,175 --> 01:28:04,770
We already heard that one. Asshole.
1076
01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:11,551
This is the final call for Paris air
flight 805 to art school...
1077
01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:14,500
...departing from gate 122.
1078
01:28:14,255 --> 01:28:15,813
Janey!
1079
01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:19,153
Hey, shithead, that's mine.
1080
01:28:19,394 --> 01:28:20,691
Give it back!
1081
01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:25,294
Just believe in the ball, Jake.
And throw yourself.
1082
01:28:26,167 --> 01:28:27,361
Yeah.
1083
01:28:36,944 --> 01:28:37,911
Yes!
1084
01:28:38,112 --> 01:28:39,511
Nice shot, Jake.
1085
01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:43,210
- Jake?
- Janey.
1086
01:28:43,418 --> 01:28:45,818
Thank God I got to you in time.
Listen to me.
1087
01:28:46,254 --> 01:28:48,484
I'm not going to let you go to Paris.
1088
01:28:49,123 --> 01:28:51,853
- This is the final call...
- Why not?
1089
01:28:52,930 --> 01:28:54,254
...for flight 805 to art school.
1090
01:28:54,495 --> 01:29:00,161
If you're finding words to stop a girl
from leaving, now would be the time.
1091
01:29:00,368 --> 01:29:01,960
Janey...
1092
01:29:03,404 --> 01:29:07,101
...I made that bet before I knew you.
1093
01:29:08,576 --> 01:29:10,703
Before I really knew me.
1094
01:29:12,647 --> 01:29:13,807
Oh, Jake.
1095
01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:17,681
Okay, hold it right there.
1096
01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:25,870
Tell me you didn't quote
Freddie Prinze Jr.
1097
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:30,794
I knew it. That was a line
from She's All That.
1098
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,592
I masturbate to that movie.
1099
01:29:36,904 --> 01:29:37,893
Do you mind?
1100
01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:41,131
No, not at all.
Masturbation's very healthy.
1101
01:29:41,342 --> 01:29:42,934
No, stay out of it.
1102
01:29:43,144 --> 01:29:45,271
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just had to say something.
1103
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,448
I couldn't help myself. Go on.
1104
01:29:47,648 --> 01:29:49,138
Thank you.
1105
01:29:49,951 --> 01:29:55,820
Janey, you sald you couldn't believe
in someone that didn't believe in you.
1106
01:29:55,323 --> 01:29:59,316
Well, I believed in you.
I always believed in you.
1107
01:30:00,528 --> 01:30:01,688
Oh, Jake.
1108
01:30:02,530 --> 01:30:06,330
Oh, God. I can't believe
you fell for that crap.
1109
01:30:06,534 --> 01:30:09,590
- That's Pretty in Pink.
- Are you sure?
1110
01:30:09,771 --> 01:30:10,965
Trust me.
1111
01:30:11,172 --> 01:30:16,474
- Excuse me. What are you doing?
- Let me give you some advice, Jake.
1112
01:30:16,677 --> 01:30:20,579
Lose the I'm-the-cute-and-sensitive-
popular-boy routine.
1113
01:30:20,782 --> 01:30:21,840
It's pathetic.
1114
01:30:22,490 --> 01:30:25,314
And tell Janey
what's true in your heart.
1115
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:27,317
Stop belng such a little bitch.
1116
01:30:29,230 --> 01:30:30,251
But I was just trying to...
1117
01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:33,256
Don't even use that eyebrow move
on me. It's not gonna work.
1118
01:30:33,461 --> 01:30:34,951
You do overuse that move.
1119
01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:36,562
And you.
1120
01:30:36,764 --> 01:30:40,495
Miss Other-Side-of-the-Tracks-
Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.
1121
01:30:40,902 --> 01:30:45,396
Wise up to Jake's bullshit.
Stop belng such a dumb-ass.
1122
01:30:48,910 --> 01:30:50,309
She's right.
1123
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,207
- Janey...
- Yes, Jake?
1124
01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:59,409
Maybe you should get on that plane
and go to Paris.
1125
01:31:00,855 --> 01:31:04,518
Well, if you stay,
we really only have the summer.
1126
01:31:04,759 --> 01:31:09,250
Then I go to college. We'll spend
the occasional weekend together.
1127
01:31:09,230 --> 01:31:10,959
Which is nice.
1128
01:31:11,165 --> 01:31:15,659
But chances are, one night I'll get
wrecked and have sex with some girl.
1129
01:31:15,903 --> 01:31:17,803
You'll call me a slut.
1130
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:21,303
I'll call you a cock-tease,
and we'll break up.
1131
01:31:21,509 --> 01:31:25,275
So when you really think about it,
what's the point?
1132
01:31:28,282 --> 01:31:34,619
Well, that wasn't exactly the kind
of truth I was expecting.
1133
01:31:35,756 --> 01:31:39,988
But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big
a dumb-ass do you think I am?
1134
01:31:40,728 --> 01:31:43,822
You obviously stole that
from Karate Kid.
1135
01:31:44,310 --> 01:31:45,828
No, actually, I...
1136
01:31:46,467 --> 01:31:49,402
Jake, it's okay.
1137
01:31:49,604 --> 01:31:51,265
I love you too.
1138
01:31:51,472 --> 01:31:53,269
We all know where this is going.
1139
01:31:53,474 --> 01:31:56,340
Fucking teenagers.
1140
01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:06,814
This is it.
1141
01:32:07,540 --> 01:32:08,521
The right moment.
1142
01:32:23,838 --> 01:32:25,328
Son of a bitch!
1143
01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:45,492
Well, Mitch, I learned
a very valuable lesson.
1144
01:32:45,693 --> 01:32:48,628
I realized that I don't really wanna
get involved with a girl...
1145
01:32:48,829 --> 01:32:50,729
...unless I'm really in love with her.
1146
01:32:52,266 --> 01:32:53,699
Yeah.
1147
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:58,280
Nice try, Ox.
We know you took it in the ass.
1148
01:32:59,807 --> 01:33:03,334
Believe it or not,
I, too, learned a valuable lesson.
1149
01:33:03,544 --> 01:33:05,774
Bruce, your accent.
What happened?
1150
01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:08,608
You see, I realized
that the best way to get the girl...
1151
01:33:08,816 --> 01:33:10,408
...is to just be yourself.
1152
01:33:10,618 --> 01:33:14,645
For most people that would be
a very valuable lesson.
1153
01:33:14,855 --> 01:33:17,756
But in your case,
I'd stick to being Chinese.
1154
01:33:17,959 --> 01:33:19,290
Japanese.
1155
01:33:19,493 --> 01:33:20,983
So what'd you learn
last night?
1156
01:33:21,429 --> 01:33:24,592
Gentlemen, I learned
the greatest lesson of all.
1157
01:33:24,799 --> 01:33:27,233
That unlike everyone else
in these teen movies...
1158
01:33:27,435 --> 01:33:30,427
...I don't wanna learn
some dumb-ass valuable lesson.
1159
01:33:30,638 --> 01:33:32,710
I still wanna fuck!
1160
01:33:32,273 --> 01:33:34,400
- Hey.
- All right.
1161
01:39:33,834 --> 01:39:35,358
Ready?
1162
01:39:35,569 --> 01:39:37,560
And action!
1163
01:39:37,771 --> 01:39:39,796
Come on, Austin.
1164
01:39:41,175 --> 01:39:42,574
Holy shit!
1165
01:39:42,776 --> 01:39:45,740
I'm a fucking god!
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