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So it's going well with
you two, you and Alex?
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I'm gonna tell him.
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I've got another
client now.
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I can't let him down.
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What the fuck
is going on?
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Hannah's a prostitute,
a whore.
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Did you fucking know that?
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Whatever you think
she is, that's not her.
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You're in love
with her.
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You get knocked down
you get back in the ring.
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I'm not upset about Alex.
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I'm just not.
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Work.
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That's all I need.
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Oh, the prodigal daughter
has returned.
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What do you want?
A job.
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And you think you can
just waltz back in, hm?
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I'm not a life support machine.
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I need a job,
Stephanie, not oxygen.
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Well, if you want something
you have to be sweet.
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Didn't anyone
ever tell you that?
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Thanks.
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I heard you've
been off the circuit.
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You were misinformed.
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You fell for someone.
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What?
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I thought nothing
could shock me.
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Hope he was worth it.
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Can't have been loaded
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or you wouldn't be here.
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You're a real
romantic aren't you?
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Belle! I thought you said
you'd never work for St--
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There's a party tonight.
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Diplomats,
in the country.
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They always come to me.
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They want high class girls.
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It's all very
hush-hush.
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Okay, count me in.
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Can I go too?
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Did you not hear
the words high class?
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, let her come,
I'll take care of her.
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Oh, bugger it,
take her.
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Money's money.
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Thanks.
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Do you know
what love is, Belle?
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A marketing ploy.
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Remember that.
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So what's happening
with you and Alex?
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Oh, nothing,
it's all past tense.
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Oh, sorry.
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Bloody hell, Belle,
look at that.
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You might meet
someone tonight.
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Well, that's a pretty
safe bet isn't it?
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Ladies.
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This is amazing.
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Quick, take my picture.
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All right.
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Very good.
Let me see.
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That's good.
No problem.
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Gentleman, if--
If you could all, um--
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Come together please.
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Could we all
gather together, please.
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People keep telling me
that life is not a fairy tale.
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I aim to prove them wrong.
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Welcome.
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This evening we are all
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in one such fairy tale.
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Some cards will be
handed out to you.
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They will tell you which
character you are tonight.
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The aim is to find
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your perfect partner--
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Or partners.
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--to create--
Sex parties.
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They're pretty straight forward.
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You replace a bowl of crisps
with a bowl of condoms.
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Find your target.
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Preferably the most
attractive man in the room.
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Small talk, cash,
cab home, done.
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But this...
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This is a bit different.
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Thank you.
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It's not like you
to drink so much.
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Well, I don't really
feel like me tonight.
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So what happens next?
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This is the delicate bit.
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The transition from small talk
to like full on fucking.
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Shall I just wait then?
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No, you just approach
whoever you like the look of.
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Okay.
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So who are you
supposed to be?
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Rapunzel.
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Obviously.
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I need to find a man
who can climb walls
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and my hair...
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So glad I'm not Snow White.
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Fucked if I'm doing
it with seven dwarfs.
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The name is Bond.
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James Bond.
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Yuri.
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You were supposed
to come as a character
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from a bloody fairytale.
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James?
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Didn't he
like Pussy Galore?
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Ooh.
Come with me 007.
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I'm going to tell
you all my secrets.
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Didn't Pinocchio
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turn into a donkey?
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Yes.
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Donkey.
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Quite.
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So.
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How about it?
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Yes.
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Maybe later.
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Huh.
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You're my first Russian.
Not Russian.
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Bond, James Bond.
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Wow.
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For the Little Red Riding Hood,
if you have to shoot a wolf.
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Careful, careful.
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Shit, is it real?
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Of course.
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So if the big bad wolf
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comes with the big bad teeth...
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Boom.
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Uh, uh, uh.
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Let me just
put this over here.
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You've lost
your Cinderella.
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Did you manage to grab
her shoe before she left?
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Shit.
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I knew there was something.
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Do you like it?
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Watching?
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Sometimes. You?
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I'd like watching
with you, yeah.
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Let's spend
the night together.
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The whole night?
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There's so many women here.
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Not interested.
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I just want you.
Well.
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Why?
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Give me one good reason why not?
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Rapunzel.
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Rapunzel.
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Let down your hair.
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Come and be in my story.
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Imagine how hard the prince
wanted to fuck Rapunzel,
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after he'd waited
so long for her.
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Talk to me.
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Tell me what you like.
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I want you to do what I say.
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Okay.
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Will you be a good girl?
Yes.
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Promise?
Promise.
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Close your eyes.
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Is that nice?
Yes.
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What are you doing?
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Shh.
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It's okay,
close your eyes.
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Close your eyes.
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You're tied up.
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In the tower.
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And I'm gonna
rescue you.
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I don't...
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I don't want to be tied up.
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Shh.
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Don't spoil it.
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It's only a fantasy.
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Don't make it real.
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I really don't want to be tied.
Shut up.
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I've waited
a long time to do this.
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Fuck a real life whore.
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Untie me now.
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No.
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I've paid for you.
I'll do what I want.
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This isn't funny.
Unlock it or I'll scream.
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You said we'd spend
the night together.
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And we will.
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Whether you
scream or not.
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What was that?
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It's, uh, nothing.
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No, no, it sounded like Belle.
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Bambi, it's a sex party.
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People make noises.
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Not like that they don't.
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Give me a break.
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Belle?
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Belle?
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Belle?
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Sorry.
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Belle.
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Belle?
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Belle?
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00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,386
Belle?
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This room's busy.
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Belle, are you in there?
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Belle!
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Give me the gun.
Help me.
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Belle. Belle.
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You sick bastard.
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Untie her now.
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Piss off, this is none
of your business.
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Untie her or I'll shoot.
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I don't like bullies.
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Now, you say you're sorry.
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Say you're sorry.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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Come on, Belle, we're leaving.
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What the hell is going on?
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I caught that Rapunzel slag
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trying to nick cards
out of my wallet.
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And her mate's
a fucking psycho.
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And she has my gun.
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Stop those girls.
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Would someone
stop them?
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Shit, Belle, he's got a gun!
219
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We're like Thelma
and fucking Louise.
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Stop!
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Quick, quick.
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00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,738
Ow.
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00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,178
Are you
all right?
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We could have
died back there.
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Yeah, well,
comes with the job.
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No, no, it shouldn't.
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Oh, phone.
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Quick, let's call someone
to get us out of here.
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Give it here.
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Ben?
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Ben, can you hear me?
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Be-Ben?
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Bugger, there's no signal.
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It's Ben.
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It's Ben, sh--
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Hello?
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Hello, B-Ben, can you--?
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Hi.
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How are you?
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00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,019
Yeah, yeah, good.
241
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:13,193
Um, do you know the Upper
Hinton, Chobhurst Hill area?
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Chobhurst Hill?
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Yeah, um--
Oh, no reason.
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It's just, you know,
beautiful at this time of year.
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah, okay, well, I was just,
uh, maybe thinking...
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Why do people
turn like that
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from, like, normal
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to completely psychotic?
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Oh, I dunno.
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Win some, you lose some.
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I thought it would help.
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What would help?
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Sex with strangers.
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Help what?
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Nothing.
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The Alex thing?
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No.
259
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,980
Maybe.
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I don't know.
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What was his
problem anyway?
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Was he possessive?
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Depressive?
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Uh, you don't want one of them.
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End up killing himself and make
you feel guilty about it.
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He found out that
I'm a prostitute.
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Oh.
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Shit.
Yeah.
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So, what you gonna do?
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There's nothing I can do.
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Ow.
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Fucking heels.
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I need to sit down.
Come on.
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Do you love Alex?
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Ever been in love before?
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You?
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One time.
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I was 16.
279
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,067
Beautiful, he was.
280
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,303
Really kind.
281
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,172
Once he put a pillow
in the bath for me.
282
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,375
Ha-ha,
what a lunatic.
283
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,576
A pillow.
284
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:14,014
I think you should
just tell him how you feel.
285
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,148
I already have.
286
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,616
Well, tell him again.
287
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,918
And what if he still
doesn't want to know?
288
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,320
Well, then you give up.
289
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,390
You don't want to look like
a complete cock do you?
290
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,692
It's Ben.
291
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,694
Ben!
292
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,004
Ben.
293
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,340
Don't ask.
Ben, Bambi, Bambi, Ben.
294
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,341
Hi, Ben!
295
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,143
Hey, Bambi.
296
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,210
Okay, first stop.
297
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,780
Little Red Riding Hood's gaff.
298
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,526
So are you gonna
tell me what happened?
299
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,062
I mean, you don't have
to explain the dress, but...
300
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,278
Thanks.
301
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,146
Do you want a cup of tea?
302
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,614
No, Vanessa
will worry.
303
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,049
Okay.
304
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,718
I'm-I'm sorry for, um,
305
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,321
being such
a liability recently.
306
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,156
I've just been a bit--
307
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,394
One cup of tea.
308
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,236
Just a minute.
309
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,271
I guess I'll make it.
310
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,240
You have one message.
311
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,709
Message one.
312
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,312
Belle, I heard about
the royal cock up.
313
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,947
You're meant to fuck them,
not shoot them.
314
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,149
You owe me commission
plus damages.
315
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,618
You're out of jam.
316
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,154
End of messages.
317
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,859
You might be in shock, you know.
318
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,827
I'm fine.
319
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,295
You probably won't sleep.
320
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,264
Adrenaline.
321
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,434
We'll go clubbing if you like?
What? No.
322
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,435
Joke.
323
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,570
Oh.
324
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,406
Sorry, I'm not, uh--
325
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,574
I'm not very
funny tonight.
326
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,642
You're never funny.
327
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,444
Yes, I am.
All right.
328
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,678
Tell me a joke.
329
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,013
Okay.
330
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:30,350
A man goes into the doctor's
331
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,820
and he says, "Hey, Doc.
332
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,256
"I've, um,
I've got a real problem.
333
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,158
I think I'm obsessed with sex."
334
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,526
And the doctor goes,
335
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,628
"All right, I'm just going
to show you some pictures."
336
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,862
So he goes and gets these,
337
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,164
um, these images out.
338
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,065
Images?
339
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,801
Images, pictures,
whatever, my joke.
340
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,436
Sorry.
341
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:55,375
And, uh, the first picture
is of a cardboard box.
342
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,378
And he says, "What does
this make you think about?"
343
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,880
And the guy says,
"Two people making love."
344
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,218
And the doctor says, "Hm."
345
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,888
And then he goes
and gets the second picture
346
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,458
and it's of an elephant.
347
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,227
And he says, "What does
this make you think of?"
348
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,831
And the man says,
"Two people making love."
349
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,501
And then the doctor says,
350
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,136
"I hate to tell you this, sir,
351
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,872
"you-- You really
do have a problem.
352
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,007
You're completely
obsessed with sex."
353
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:35,982
Is that it?
354
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,618
Yeah.
355
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,619
Isn't it?
356
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,087
I don't know.
357
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,997
Would you stay the night?
358
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:55,001
You can sleep on the couch.
359
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,970
Please.
360
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,808
Okay. Yeah.
361
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,578
Good night, Ben.
362
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,686
Good night.
363
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,352
Hm, what are you doing?
364
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,921
I told it wrong.
365
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,689
What?
The joke.
366
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,126
After the doctor shows him
the second picture,
367
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,662
he says, "I'm terribly sorry
to tell you this sir,
368
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,829
"but yes, you do have a problem.
369
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,765
You're completely
obsessed with sex."
370
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,166
And the man goes, "Me?
371
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,770
You're the one showing me
all the dirty pictures."
372
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,107
Hm.
373
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:11,110
Is that light in your eyes?
374
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,649
I was, um--
I was just thinking about
375
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,518
what you were saying about
adrenaline and how it
376
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:23,756
runs through your body
and you can't really control it.
377
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,593
Do you think it's in there now?
378
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,997
I reckon you'd feel it.
Yeah.
379
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,900
I don't know what
I feel anymore.
380
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,302
Sometimes I think
I can't feel anything.
381
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,671
Now, that's stupid.
382
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,672
Well, I am stupid.
383
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,673
No, you're not.
384
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,875
A bit. I am a bit.
385
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,310
Stupid.
386
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,012
Cold.
387
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,314
You're not cold,
why are you saying this?
388
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,315
You don't think I'm cold?
389
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,316
Of course not.
390
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,220
Can I have a cuddle
for a minute?
391
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,623
Yes, you can. Get in.
392
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,639
Hannah.
393
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:32,118
Sorry.
394
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,256
Me and you are over.
395
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,425
If I wasn't an escort,
would we still be together?
396
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:40,960
I've packed in escorting.
What?
397
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,961
I'm gonna get a job.
398
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,396
We are going to have
to give you
399
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,198
a special task
only you can do.
400
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,500
I've never felt
so disgusted in my life.
401
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,268
I'm going to keep on
making mistakes until I do
402
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:52,071
the one thing that makes you
love me again.
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