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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,542 --> 00:00:15,458 It's not just restaurants and actors that worry about bad reviews. 2 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:17,709 Working girls are subject to public opinion too. 3 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:18,959 Listen to this. 4 00:00:19,208 --> 00:00:23,333 "Tanya is a stunning brunette 5 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:27,375 "with a great body and even better technique." 6 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,125 God, are all your clients easily pleased or just that one? 7 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:30,959 Whore. That's enough. 8 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:32,125 I'm seeing a new girl at two. 9 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,959 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 10 00:00:33,959 --> 00:00:35,834 Nothing to report. 11 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:38,792 What? 12 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:41,041 Nothing. 13 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,583 What? 14 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:54,709 "This girl has a decent body but sadly she has no idea how to use it. 15 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:57,542 "No amount of prodding on my part would persuade her to get even a little excited. 16 00:00:57,542 --> 00:01:00,834 "The word 'frigid' springs to mind." 17 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:08,166 Who listens to the critics anyway? 18 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:09,166 42, architect, nothing kinky. You interested? 19 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:12,333 It's midnight. I was asleep. 20 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,750 That's no problem. It's an in call. You can stay right where you are. 21 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:18,583 I don't take clients in the middle of the night. 22 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:21,458 Really? If I was in your position, 23 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,125 I don't think I'd be turning down any work. 24 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,500 What's that supposed to mean? 25 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,083 Well, you know when they said all publicity is good publicity? 26 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,083 Yeah? 27 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,750 They lied. 28 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,667 Normally, I don't interrupt my sleep for anyone. 29 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:45,250 Since my slating by the critics, work's been a bit slow. 30 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:52,333 If this goes on for much longer, I might have to start using public transport again. 31 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,625 Hello? 32 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:07,291 Hi. I'm Lewis. I think we have an appointment. 33 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:09,125 Yeah. Come on up. 34 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,333 Hi. 35 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,041 Hi. 36 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:24,041 Come in. 37 00:03:24,041 --> 00:03:25,542 Thank you. 38 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,875 Terrible time trying to park. Oh, yeah. 39 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:32,417 It gets busy round here sometimes. But never mind. 40 00:03:32,417 --> 00:03:35,000 You're here now. 41 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:38,583 Oh. Sorry. Right. 42 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:41,417 Actually, I was going to... take your coat. 43 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:44,375 We might as well get this out of the way. 44 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:46,083 Right. Sorry. 45 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,583 Just relax. 46 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,542 Would you like to go through? 47 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:02,875 Can I, uh, get you a drink? 48 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:05,083 No. 49 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:07,417 Thank you. I'm fine. OK. 50 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:10,208 Where are you going? 51 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,458 Just to make a call. 52 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:14,208 To who? 53 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,291 A friend. 54 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:17,291 Why would you do that? 55 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,792 It's OK. I'm just gonna check in with the agent, 56 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:23,250 tell her you're here. We do it all the time. 57 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,417 Well, why? 58 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,959 Well, it's... just... just procedure. 59 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,291 To keep us safe. 60 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:31,375 "Us"? You mean you? 61 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,875 Yes, I mean me. 62 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:36,417 Just in case you turn out to be a mad ax murderer or something. 63 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:39,291 You've used that line before. 64 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:41,959 Course not. 65 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,417 Come over here. 66 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,291 I will once I've made a quick call. 67 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:47,417 I don't want you to call anyone. 68 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:51,625 I've paid for you, now come over here. 69 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,333 If I don't call the agency, they'll call me. 70 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:56,625 Did she tell you what I... want? 71 00:04:56,625 --> 00:05:00,291 Your boss, did she tell you what I asked for? 72 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:02,417 Yeah. She s-- 73 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:04,750 Good. Please take your clothes off. 74 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:07,500 Listen, I think... Please take your clothes off. 75 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,333 No. I think you should go. 76 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,625 I can't. Yeah. 77 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,500 I really think you should go. It's supposed to be my night off. 78 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,125 This is all a big mistake. 79 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:17,959 Here, look. Full refund. 80 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:19,959 You don't like me, do you? No, of course I like you. 81 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:21,417 I just need to get my beauty sleep, that's all. 82 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:24,417 You look all right to me. 83 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:28,208 Look, just go. 84 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,291 Did you hear me? I said go. 85 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:34,417 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 86 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,583 You know nothing scares me. 87 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:38,500 Except poodles. 88 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:41,917 It's the fur. It's too curly. 89 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:45,834 Not as scary as bloody weddings, though. 90 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,583 Did you know that one of the first things people notice at a wedding 91 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,834 is the shape and texture of the napkins? 92 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:52,333 No, I did not know that. Course you didn't. 93 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:55,917 'Cause you're not mental. Vanessa's been on at me about napkins all day. 94 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:59,083 Reckons they should be folded in the shape of doves. 95 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:02,750 Can you believe that? I mean, these are items used to wipe food off your face. 96 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:04,792 Why have they got to be shaped like doves? 97 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,375 Yeah, why can't we all just use our sleeves? 98 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:10,542 Yeah. Exactly. 99 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:12,208 No one will care about your napkins. 100 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:16,417 Well, I'm sorry my life's not quite as exciting as yours. 101 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:19,709 No, I didn't mean it like that. 102 00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:22,041 All right, what you been up to today? 103 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:26,208 It's all right, you can tell me. There's no children around. 104 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,208 What's wrong? 105 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,458 Nothing. 106 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:34,458 Bollocks. Tell me. 107 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,291 No, it doesn't matter. 108 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:40,792 Tell me. 109 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:44,166 It's just this... this client got a bit weird. 110 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:45,625 Scared me a bit. 111 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:48,250 Did he hurt you? No. 112 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,417 Really. 113 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:53,458 Is that work? Yeah. 114 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:54,417 Don't get it. 115 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:57,291 What? 116 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:00,125 Well, if that's the way you talked to your client, no wonder he complained. 117 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:03,458 That client was a nutter. What are you doing sending me guys like that? 118 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,458 I thought you could handle it. 119 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,625 You've dealt with him before? 120 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,500 Cleo didn't want to see him anymore. 121 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,083 So you passed him on to me? 122 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,083 Some girls are too sensitive for this kind of work. 123 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,667 Oh, I get it. You're just a pimp these days. Well, that's good to know. 124 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,709 What a difference a year makes. 125 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,625 Look at you. 126 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:25,375 Pretty. 127 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:27,625 Beautifully turned out. 128 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:29,792 No need to be nervous. 129 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:31,500 I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions. 130 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,959 First of all... A levels? 131 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:38,709 Yeah. History, English, politics and general studies. 132 00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:40,333 No. I mean do you do anal? 133 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:44,333 Oh. In that case, yes. 134 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,500 Yes to anal. 135 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,834 Excellent. 136 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,667 People get so bored these days, don't they? 137 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:53,000 It's not good if you don't do anal. 138 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,417 You probably want to know a bit about me. 139 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:59,208 I am going to keep you safe. 140 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:02,375 I'm going to be like a best friend to you, Hannah. 141 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,750 A best friend who takes 40% and doesn't tell you her real name. 142 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:14,834 Do you wanna see my dove? 143 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,709 It's a bad dove. 144 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:22,250 That bloke could have really hurt you. 145 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,750 Well, he didn't. 146 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:27,834 Why can't you just admit you were scared? 147 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:31,333 Anyone would be, Han. I mean, look at you. 148 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:34,500 I bet he was, like, twice your size. Strange bloke, in your flat... 149 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,041 Tonight was a one-off. I don't normally take clients in the middle of the night. 150 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:40,333 Then why did you? 'Cause I needed the work! 151 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,333 It's just the way it is. You get a bad review online-- 152 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,709 A what? 153 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:48,417 The punters review us on the net. You get a bad write-up 154 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:52,250 and suddenly you're left with the dregs no one else wants. 155 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,875 And that's just the way it is? Yeah. In my line of work, it is. 156 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:58,041 You've really lost the plot. You need to get some perspective, Han. 157 00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:00,083 See how normal people live. Normal people? 158 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,500 You know what I mean. That sounds dead exciting. 159 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,375 Can't you just take a break? 160 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,625 Please? 161 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,750 See what other people get up to. 162 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,709 For me. 163 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:13,625 Tenner says you don't miss it. 164 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:41,917 OK. OK, I'm coming. 165 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,333 You are not gonna give me a ticket. There's two minutes left. 166 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,959 You are joking. 167 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,750 I'm not sure I like how the other half live. 168 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:03,333 I hope your mother's proud of you. 169 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,458 Hello? 170 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,250 You're very very hungry 171 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,375 and you're absolutely dying to have lunch with me. 172 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:12,875 Sorry. Can't. 173 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,166 I thought normal people got a lunch break. 174 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:17,125 Not when they've got to meet their vodka supplier 175 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,959 who's always late and never invoices us on time. 176 00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:22,834 Which means I've got to go through every single box on my own. 177 00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:25,000 All right, all right. I get it, I get it. Another time. OK, bye. 178 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,792 Now I'm really desperate. 179 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,667 It's my sister. 180 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,375 Hi, Jackie. 181 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,625 Yeah, it's me. 182 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:52,000 Yes, really. 183 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,834 Do you want to go out for some lunch today? 184 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,917 Oh. Mother and baby group. 185 00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:04,000 What's a jamboree? 186 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,709 OK. Well, enjoy that. All right. Bye. 187 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:17,667 Day one of Belle's break from work. Guess what? 188 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:18,709 I miss it. 189 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,542 So. 190 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:42,417 Tim. Hi. 191 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:45,542 What would you buy your best friend and his uptight fiancée for their wedding? 192 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:49,458 Preferably something that looks more expensive than it actually is. 193 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:53,083 It depends. Would the bride appreciate some elegant crockery she'll never dare use 194 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:57,959 or a pointless gadget she won't know how to use? 195 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:01,083 Are those the only choices? I'm afraid so. 196 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,083 She once bought me an electric tin opener for my birthday. 197 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:07,291 Ah. Well. So she's a fan of the useless gadget. 198 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:10,417 You're not really into this wedding-list thing, are you? 199 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:13,834 Believe it or not, working here isn't exactly my life's ambition. 200 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,792 Let me guess. Uh... 201 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,917 A musician. 202 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:20,917 Artist. 203 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,667 Well, I'm kind of... 204 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,000 um... uh... 205 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,959 I'm kind of between ambitions at the moment. 206 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,959 Excuse me. 207 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:42,667 Now that I'm not working, I'll have to find something else to occupy my time. 208 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:47,250 More importantly... 209 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,458 I'll have to start giving it away. 210 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:09,834 Morning. 211 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:14,291 Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine. 212 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:16,792 I don't normally do this kind of thing. 213 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,959 Yeah, me neither. 214 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,875 But I'm really glad I did. I mean... 215 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,208 Wow. 216 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:29,000 This bed's so comfy I could lie here all day. 217 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,208 All day? Don't... don't you have work? 218 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:36,875 Day off. So what have you got planned for today? 219 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,166 Oh, you know, stuff. 220 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,250 Work? 221 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,750 Actually, I don't work much during the day. 222 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:43,583 Really? Mm. 223 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,208 What do you do? 224 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,667 I'm a nighttime legal secretary. 225 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,000 Oh. 226 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,000 Nice. 227 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,041 Uh... how about I rustle up some breakfast? 228 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,709 You're not really a legal secretary, are you? 229 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:48,709 Ooh...! 230 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,250 Pardon? 231 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,375 Come on. Who do you think you're kidding? 232 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,208 All those massage oils in the bathroom. 233 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:57,959 The only person who would need all that is a professional. 234 00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:00,417 You're a masseuse. 235 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,834 You found me out. 236 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,917 I knew it. 237 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,125 Why didn't you say? Uh... 238 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,250 I'm just a bit shy about it, and still in training, 239 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:15,125 and, you know, if you tell people you're a masseuse, 240 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:19,458 they tend to assume that you're a... you know. 241 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:24,000 Yeah. Well, if you ever need someone to practice on... 242 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,500 Uh... pitted olive? 243 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,125 I slept with someone last night and now he won't leave. 244 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,291 Can't you just tell him his time's up? 245 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,125 No, you idiot. I didn't charge him. That's the problem. 246 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,834 Oh, dear. 247 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:46,667 You really do have something for everyone. 248 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:50,125 Yeah. Some of my friends have really weird tastes. 249 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,000 Actually, I'm getting a bit hungry. 250 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,458 You know, so hungry it hurts. 251 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,375 Why don't we go and get some lunch? Somewhere else. 252 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,625 Oh, well, I mean, that sounds great, 253 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,792 but I've got a few things to do this afternoon. 254 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:01,959 Oh. OK. 255 00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,333 No worries. 256 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,709 I'm not st saying that. I know. 257 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:10,500 Because I'm not. I mean, I really do have things to do. 258 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,792 Like this... carpet, for example. It's just... 259 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,500 filthy. 260 00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:21,959 Is this your way of telling me that you have a boyfriend? 261 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,208 Oh, God. 262 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,166 Took you long enough. 263 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,041 Hi. 264 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:37,875 Friend of Hannah's? 265 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:40,083 Uh... yeah. 266 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,917 Who are you? Oh, I'm Ben. 267 00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,875 Her fiancé. 268 00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,333 Shame. 269 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,333 Thought he was gonna jump out the window. 270 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,083 So have you gone back to being an amateur? 271 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,750 Temporarily. 272 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:17,542 Is that just so you can have sex in the Olympics? 273 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,208 Only if the government covers all my training costs. 274 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,417 He seemed nice. Yeah, he was nice. 275 00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,375 And? 276 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:28,208 And... 277 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,875 he was... 278 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,417 normal. 279 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:37,542 I... I tried to be like everyone else, but... 280 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:41,375 I'm just not the kind of girl who has a normal job 281 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,250 and fucks normal men she meets in bars or... 282 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,083 in a... wedding shop. 283 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,250 Don't ask. But I'm still me. 284 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,250 I'm still your mate. 285 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,458 I'm happy, Ben. 286 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:59,166 I love what I do and I suppose this is my normal now. 287 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,000 So... 288 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,250 you owe me a tenner. 289 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,166 We had a bet, remember? 290 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,083 Oh, that. 291 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,250 Come on. Cough up. 292 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,166 You really missed it? Really. 293 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,125 I'm going back to work. 294 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,125 Are you sure? 295 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,667 Abso-fucking-lutely. 296 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,709 Let's just hope I can find some clients who haven't read my bad review. 297 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:32,667 I used to think I knew everything about you. 298 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:37,792 And then, out of the blue, I discover you like Marmite. 299 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:42,959 I mean, our friendship can survive many things, but that... 300 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,208 Marmite? 301 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,333 Mm! Mmm! Oh! 302 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,208 That's disgusting. 303 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,291 Please stop. For the love of God. 304 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:59,291 Don't come anywhere near me with that. Hannah, don't come any closer. 305 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:02,125 It's OK, don't be shy. 306 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,375 Urgh! 307 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,333 Calling to see if I've starved to death yet? 308 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,667 Turns out, one man's shit sandwich 309 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,417 really is another man's crème brûlée. 310 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:28,709 My phone's been ringing off the hook with clients wanting to see you. 311 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,875 What happened to my roasting from the critics? 312 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,375 The public are fickle. Looks like you're back in favor. 313 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,875 Now, I've got a wonderful man lined up for you. His name's Martin. 314 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:42,834 35-year-old corporate lawyer. Sounds gorgeous over the phone. 315 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:45,083 And how did the last bloke you gave me sound over the phone? 316 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,375 Well, I thought you-- 317 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,917 I need to make something really clear. 318 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,917 If you do that to me again, I'm leaving the agency. 319 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,458 But not until I've told all the girls in the place how well you really vet the clients. 320 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,041 You finished? 321 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,375 Depends. 322 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,125 You have my word. 323 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,417 Good. 324 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:05,083 And send the client round in an hour. 325 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,875 In fact, make it two. 326 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,208 I may have fallen a tad behind on the old beauty regime. 327 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:10,959 Thank you. 328 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,917 Don't thank me. 329 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:15,375 Thank the guy who wrote you that fantastic new review. 330 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:27,125 So what do you think? 331 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,375 One of my regulars? 332 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,542 A secret admirer? 333 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,417 Or someone who just gets me? 334 00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:47,083 Belle is the kind of girl any bloke would be lucky to have. 335 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:52,125 She's smart, beautiful, and she knows exactly what she's doing. 336 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:07,166 Anyone looking for anything rough or dangerous 337 00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:09,500 should go nowhere near. 338 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,500 Men looking for someone they can treat like a lady 339 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,959 need look no further than Belle. 340 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:21,166 I hope you all treat her with the respect she deserves. 341 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:28,375 She's the best. 342 00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:34,500 Some people might think that a person who's about to get married 343 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,291 shouldn't be getting paid to have sex. 344 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:40,208 I can handle it if you can. 345 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,792 What if I don't fancy her? 346 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:45,458 All male escorts use Viagra. It's standard practice. 347 00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:50,208 Two people, three sexual agendas. 348 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:53,667 His, hers, theirs. 349 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,500 Question is, are they compatible? 350 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,709 You're very good. The best. 351 00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:00,083 You know how to make people feel good. 352 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,500 Come on, Hannah. 25702

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