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(WIND BLOWING)
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(EXHALES)
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Isn't this nice?
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No better time of year.
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You know, let me tell you one
of my favorite Yuletide stories.
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'Twas the night
before Christmas,
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and all through the town,
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{\an8}the Avengers were fighting
a brand-new superpower.
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{\an8}The stockings were
hung by the chimney...
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(GRUNTS)
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THE WATCHER: Well, not anymore.
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IRON MAN: Where's Thor?
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(GRUNTS)
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- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (ROARS)
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THE WATCHER: Oh, right. You're
probably wondering who this guy is.
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Perhaps I should start
a bit further back.
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{\an8}THE WATCHER: Time.
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{\an8}Space.
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{\an8}Reality.
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{\an8}It's more than a linear path.
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{\an8}It's a prism of
endless possibility,
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{\an8}where a single choice can branch
out into infinite realities,
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{\an8}creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.
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{\an8}I am the Watcher.
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{\an8}I am your guide through
these vast new realities.
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{\an8}Follow me and ponder
the question...
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{\an8}"What if?"
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(WIND BLOWING)
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Okay, let's try this again.
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'Twas only two hours prior and
the tower was not yet on fire.
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To the left, to the left. To the...
No, too much left. Stop. Stop!
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(JINGLE BELLS
INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)
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DARCY: Sparrow-1 to
Puffin-2, do you copy?
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We have a code red down here.
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Darcy, I told you, while
JARVIS is being defragged,
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this line is for
emergency use only.
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Please. Sparrow-1
on the comms, boss.
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And it's a total code red.
The caterers are here,
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and all I'm seeing are cheese
cubes and carrot sticks.
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Where's the showmanship?
Where are the Kogi buns?
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Darcy, you wanna get college
credit for this? Listen to me.
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This Avengers holiday gala
is not my first rodeo.
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Fine, fine. Ten to
the four, Puffin-2.
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Wait. Why am I a puffin?
And a second puffin at that.
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- Who's the first puffin?
- Bernard in Accounting.
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Okay, that just hurts.
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I can offer you Turkey-1, Flamingo-6.
Ooh, how about the Parakeet?
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Wait. I have a better idea. A very
special assignment just for you.
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- (GASPS)
- Maraschino cherries. We're running low,
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and Tony can't have a
hot toddy without them.
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Oh, I didn't know people
put cherries in hot toddies.
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Hey, you're trying
to get rid of me.
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Just looking for a little
peace on Earth, okay? Ow!
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$50 million, you can't
watch where you're going?
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- HILL: Everything under control?
- (CLEARS THROAT)
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Director Hill. You're
looking quite, uh, festive.
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Now that JARVIS has been
shut down for maintenance...
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Oh, I wanna talk to you about that.
I'd like to share a few messages
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about upgrading our
threat matrix...
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Maybe you should leave that
to the security professionals.
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(CHUCKLES) But I am a
security professional.
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- I need you to focus on tonight's party.
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
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SHIELD AGENT: Eagle-1, Eagle-1.
You're needed in command.
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- On my way.
- Eagle-1?
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This holiday party
is vital, Mr. Hogan.
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After the year we've had, people
need a reason to celebrate.
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I'm counting on
you to pull it off.
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Yes, ma'am.
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- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- Hmm...
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Christmas playlist.
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Hanukkah playlist... (GASPS) That
one Mariah Carey song on loop. Bingo!
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- And to all a good...
- (MAN SNEEZES)
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- Sergei, you stepped on my line, buddy.
- (EXHALES)
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THE WATCHER: Or maybe this is the story
of how Justin Hammer stole Christmas.
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- (CROWD APPLAUDING)
- After the corrupt defense contractor
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nearly blew up the Stark Expo,
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he found himself on
the naughty list.
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With time to think,
time to reflect,
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{\an8}time to...
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ponder his future.
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Perhaps, in this universe, Justin
Hammer had a little too much time.
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- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- (GUNS FIRING)
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(CROWD SCREAMING)
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CATERER: We're gonna die!
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Yo, Rusty, hand me
that, would you?
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- MAN: How'd they even get in here?
- (YELPS)
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The name is Rustam
Leonid Vyacheslav.
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And that's exactly why
we're sticking with Rusty.
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(CROWD SCREAMING)
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People, people, listen up.
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You stay calm, you stay quiet
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and I guarantee that you'll
be home for the holidays.
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- (SNIFFLES)
- Hey, there's no crying on Christmas.
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You know, when I
was seven years old,
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I wanted a Red Ryder BB gun
more than anything in the world.
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I begged my parents.
I begged Santa for it.
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Accidentally got my tongue
stuck on a telephone pole.
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(SNIFFLES) Isn't
that a classic movie?
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Yes, the one with the leg lamp.
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Hey, shut up. But I didn't get the BB
gun that Christmas. Do you know why?
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{\an8}(DEVICE BEEPS)
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'Cause this is America, and if you
want something, you gotta take it.
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- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
- (ALARM BLARING)
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(GUN COCKING)
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Oh, you unplug JARVIS for five
minutes, the whole building collapses.
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- (GLASS BREAKING)
- (GASPS)
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Huh?
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Uh, boss?
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Relax. Reprogramming command
protocols, setting new targets.
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"All on site staff"
sounds good to me.
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{\an8}- What?
- (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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(IRON LEGION BEEPS)
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(LAUGHS) Knock 'em
dead, Johnny Fives.
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♪ (SINGING) Good Queen ♪
♪ Darcy last looked down ♪
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♪ On the feast of Steve Rogers ♪
♪ When the snow lay on... ♪
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- (GRUNTS) "Eagle-1."
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Whoa.
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- HAMMER: Okay, boys.
- Hammer?
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Behind these doors is a
gamma-radiated antigen serum.
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Hulk blood.
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- The amniotic fluid, so to speak...
- Gross.
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That will birth the
next superhero. Me.
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I'm already smarter
than 10 Tony Starks
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and pretty soon I'll be stronger
than 12 Captain Americas.
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(LAUGHS) So, let's get cracking.
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No problems.
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Dude, come on. What is this?
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You said you were a safecracker.
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Yes, and now I crack safe.
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(GROANS) I knew I should have
gone with the Sokovian team.
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Hill. Hill, come in.
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- We got three hostiles in Tony's lab.
- You'd think they'd raid the armory first.
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Tony's been messing around
with Banner's blood,
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seeing if he can be the Hulk
without the anger management issues.
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- Was he successful?
- It's a process.
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HAMMER: I'm gonna head up.
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Oh, oh, that's not
good. Okay, okay.
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Call me when you
get the good stuff.
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Time for me to go and
sit on Tony's throne.
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- I'm not gonna flush, if you get my drift.
- HOGAN: Oh.
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Yeah, it's Hammer. He's
heading for Tony's bathroom.
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Oh.
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- HILL: Hogan, can you secure the samples?
- Yes. I think I have a way in.
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Good. 'Cause I've got Hammer.
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(GRUNTS) Right in
the jingle bells.
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Ah! Ah! Whoa!
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(SIGHS) Jesus.
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"Throw a holiday party.
It'll be fun," Tony said.
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"What could go wrong?"
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I told them the air vent would be a
security issue, but (CHUCKLES) no.
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Nobody listens to Happy.
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(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
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Mmm.
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Look at this bar!
Oh, my goodness!
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I love it!
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- (GUNSHOT)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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Hands where I can
see them, Hammer.
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Now surrender peacefully.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, the day you've been
dreading has finally come.
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The day that you face off
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against Tony Stark's
greatest adversary.
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"Greatest adversary"? What
are you, a wealth tax?
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS) Nothing?
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Your technique is off.
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More strength in back.
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Less arms, more hips.
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RUSTAM: Da, da,
da. I get it now.
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Okay, let's take a look.
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Where is it? Hulk
blood, Hulk blood.
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Hulk blood. Hulk blood.
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Okay, just where is...
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Think... A little vial.
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Happy, find the Hulk
blood, find the Hulk... No!
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, hey, hey.
Did you hear that?
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(GRUNTS)
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- (WHISPERS) Oh, got it. (SIGHS)
- (RADIO STATIC)
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- (SHUSHES) Stop.
- HAMMER: Your little jokes won't do
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much good against the
master of tae kwon do,
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- jiujitsu and Muay Thai.
- Switch the channel.
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That's right.
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- I learned prison-fighting techniques.
- Oh, God.
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All on the prison yard.
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Hmm, maybe a rat.
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You know what the most important
thing I learned in lockup is?
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Enlighten me.
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Cheating is for winners.
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- (EXPLOSION)
- (GRUNTS)
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No, Maria!
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- (METAL CLANGS)
- Oh, whoa. (SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Be a shadow. Be a shadow.
Be a loose shadow.
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(SIGHS)
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You guys can see me, right?
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Da, we see you.
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Boss, we have security guard.
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Clever. You thought you
could distract the Hammer?
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- SERGEI: Hey! Get back here.
- Hulk blood. I just need the Hulk blood.
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Where will you run? (LAUGHS)
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Come on. What's a guy gotta do to
find an epidural of Banner blood?
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Hulk... Huh?
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A confetti arrow?
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Come on, Tony. You booking Hawkeye
out for birthday parties now?
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Hulk blood! Oh, yes! Bingo!
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All right. (SIGHS) I should definitely
be getting hazard pay for this.
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- (GUNSHOTS)
- (YELLS)
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Whoa! (YELLS)
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No! Why'd it do that?
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Step aside, my little elves.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Oh, that's not good.
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Oh, that's not good.
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(CHUCKLES) Hammer.
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Shoot him with all you've got.
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Whoa! (GRUNTS)
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- RUSTAM: There, there, there. Let's go.
- Hey! Get back here!
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Oh, yeah, the things you
learn working for a mad,
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over-caffeinated
scientist. Incoming!
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(COUGHING)
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Hey, stop, stop! Stop! You're
gonna destroy the Hulk blood.
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What's the matter with you?
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(SIGHS) Oh, that's useful.
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Screw what I said.
Just get him. Now.
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Happy. Oh, my leg is broken.
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Yeah, that's okay. I might have
enough leg for the both of us.
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Happy? Look, I'm
counting on you.
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Is that him? Is that the
fly in my super serum?
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- Stop Hammer. Save the tower.
- (RADIO STATIC)
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Maria! Maria!
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Oh, you got a big box of
coal coming your way, missy.
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Cuff her. I'm sick of this
chick roasting my chestnuts.
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Okay, it's all on me
now. It's all on me now.
236
00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,625
Oh, it's all on me now. (SIGHS)
237
00:11:31,916 --> 00:11:35,874
Okay, yes, there's no "I" in
team. There's no "I" in team!
238
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,415
- What? No, no, no!
- (CLOTHES TEARING)
239
00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,999
(SCREAMS)
240
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,458
- (PHONE VIBRATING)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
241
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,290
- Romanoff. Happy, not a great time.
- HOGAN: Natasha? Natasha!
242
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:50,457
I'm being held at gunpoint by a
former HYDRA agent with 17 kills.
243
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,624
Eighteen kills.
You forgot Nigeria.
244
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,290
Oh, that was you? Show off.
245
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,790
Uh... You want me
to get you help?
246
00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:58,749
Oh, no, I've got this.
See you at the party.
247
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,999
- (GUNSHOTS)
- Yeah, she'll be fine.
248
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,165
- (LINE RINGING)
- Okay, Tony. Pick up, Tony, please.
249
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:07,624
Perfect timing. Happy, can you tell
Timmy here that a replica Cap shield
250
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,374
is nothing but a
patriotic Frisbee?
251
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,874
- Tony, it's an emergency!
- Whoa!
252
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,457
Trouble here, too. Soccer moms
are cornering Cap. Gotta go.
253
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,207
- Tony. Tony!
- (CLOTHES TEARING)
254
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,165
(GROANS)
255
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,582
- Okay.
- (LINE RINGING)
256
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,290
Come on. Answer the
phone, answer the phone.
257
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,749
(GIRL SCREAMING)
258
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,707
- Hello. What? What? Hold on a sec.
- (CLAMORING)
259
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:26,832
Clint, think we need to wrap this
up. Sun's getting real low, pal.
260
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,290
Like, super winter
solstice kind of low.
261
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,374
Banner, Banner!
262
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,040
- I'm sorry. It's the last one.
- Banner!
263
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,374
Clint, just give her the toy!
264
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,290
- BARTON: No can do.
- Come on. Just let her have it.
265
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:38,707
The wife says, "Bring home this
toy or don't come home at all."
266
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,875
- Damn it. Clint, just...
- Let her have it!
267
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:42,541
Oh.
268
00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:44,875
Yeah!
269
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,958
Oh, yeah!
270
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,499
DARCY: Start pouring the Shirley
Temples, big guy. I got your cherries.
271
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,874
Sparrow-1, this is Puffin-2.
272
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,707
Do you copy? We got a code red.
273
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,707
The tower's been
overtaken by terrorists.
274
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,124
Terrorists on Christmas?
What is this? Con Air?
275
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,457
No, wait. Under Siege? No, no, no.
That's not it. Wait. I know this one.
276
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,624
Uh, walking my mental
Blockbuster aisle.
277
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,124
Hey, John McClane, focus.
278
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,457
{\an8}Every weapon, every suit is
currently under Hammer's control.
279
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,790
{\an8}What are you calling me for?
280
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,499
{\an8}Tell JARVIS to dial up
the army or the Avengers.
281
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,290
{\an8}(GASPS) Or that scary
dude with the eye-patch.
282
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,457
JARVIS is offline defragging.
It's how they were able to...
283
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,082
Darcy, you're a genius.
284
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:25,749
{\an8}Thanks. I have been in college
for the better part of a decade.
285
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,374
{\an8}Not to brag. But what did I say?
286
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,404
JARVIS has a mainframe
in the sub-basement.
287
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:32,636
If we bring JARVIS back online, we
can take control of the building
288
00:13:32,661 --> 00:13:33,827
and everything inside it.
289
00:13:33,852 --> 00:13:37,226
Puffin-2, are you asking me to
be your Reginald VelJohnson?
290
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,825
Reginald VelJohnson? That's what
you remember from the movie?
291
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,125
Oh, damn.
292
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,708
Eh...
293
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,416
You guys can see me, right?
294
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,916
- (GUNS FIRING)
- Uh...
295
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,624
(PANTS)
296
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,375
Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.
297
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,666
- Oh, okay.
- SERGEI: Hey!
298
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,166
Hmm.
299
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,958
(GRUNTS)
300
00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:09,843
Guess the only way out is out!
301
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,750
Holy... (SCREAMS)
302
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,250
(CRIES)
303
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,916
(GRUNTING)
304
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:28,958
(GROANING)
305
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,000
(ROARS)
306
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,540
(GROANING)
307
00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:50,999
(LAUGHS)
308
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,915
See that? I got Hulk
blood pumping through me.
309
00:14:53,916 --> 00:14:56,166
Might as well try
it on for size.
310
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:00,624
- (METAL CLANGING)
- Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
311
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:01,958
Go, go, go.
312
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,582
Broke that damn
chain pretty good.
313
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:07,582
What about the short fuse?
Can't have a temper tantrum.
314
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:09,374
Be calm. Breathe.
315
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,790
That's supposed to help, right?
316
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:12,457
(INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES)
317
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,249
DARCY: 10-9, Puffin-2.
Everything okay there, boss?
318
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,957
'Cause you sound a
little Darth Vader-y.
319
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,926
HOGAN: I just need a minute.
I'm going through some stuff.
320
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:23,058
Can't believe the whole building
runs off this one dinky box.
321
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,690
My next internship should
totally be at WikiLeaks,
322
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:28,631
'cause I've got this whole
hacking thing... Oh, no.
323
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,083
Whoa!
324
00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:36,159
A secret room!
325
00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:38,433
You thought the doorknob
was the mainframe?
326
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,499
Anyone would. This is
like Narnia for dorks.
327
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,457
There should be a backup
JARVIS AI in the sub-basement.
328
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,665
Boss, he has someone else on
the inside. In the sub-basement.
329
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:50,415
Wait. I got a better idea.
Get back to the penthouse.
330
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,707
It's better to make
them come to the Hammer.
331
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,415
All right. Here we go,
boss. We got a Friday,
332
00:15:56,416 --> 00:16:00,207
a W.A.D.S.W.O.R.T.H., an E.D.I.T.H.
1.0. Gosh, sounds like a BBC mystery.
333
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,665
HOGAN: Darcy, just pick one!
334
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,665
Wunderbar! Werner it is.
335
00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:05,374
- (EXPLOSION)
- Whoa! (GASPS)
336
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,458
Darcy? Darcy, do you copy?
337
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:12,416
Oh, fine. Come in, Sparrow-1.
This is Puffin-2. Do you copy?
338
00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,540
- (RADIO STATIC)
- HAMMER: Is this on?
339
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:19,499
The only difference between a
hero and a villain is good PR.
340
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,624
You see, redemption in this
country, it isn't about penance.
341
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,374
No, it's about rebranding,
342
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,249
and that Hulk blood
was gonna be my chance.
343
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,832
And then you stole it from me,
Happy Hogan. But don't worry.
344
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:34,790
I will reverse-engineer it after
I dissect your twitching corpse.
345
00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:36,290
Don't let him spook you, Happy.
346
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:39,374
That's right. Ho-Ho-Hogan,
I got your girl Friday,
347
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,249
but all I want for
Christmas is you.
348
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,540
Oh-ho! Gotta admit that's
some solid holiday word play.
349
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,874
Hey, thanks. Penthouse.
Five minutes.
350
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,790
Or your intern gets
a bullet from Santa.
351
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:50,999
(COUGHS) But I'm adorable.
352
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,707
HAMMER: Oh, and, Happy, do us
all a favor. Don't be a hero.
353
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:57,375
Turn the elevator
on. I'm coming up.
354
00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:01,995
All right. Let's see
what we got here.
355
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,977
Given the weight, no sound, I'm
guessing it's a Rolex watch?
356
00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:11,001
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my goodness. The
billionaire got Captain America socks.
357
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,604
Wow, the press lied. These
two really do not get along.
358
00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:17,003
Quality socks can
be excellent gift.
359
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,416
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
360
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:21,707
Hey, Happy, here to
borrow a cup of sugar?
361
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,083
Light him up, fellas.
362
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,083
Happy, no!
363
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,076
- (LOUD THUD)
- Oh!
364
00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:31,350
So, give us some figgy pudding!
365
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,958
(LAUGHS)
366
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,040
{\an8}Wha... "Let it snow?"
367
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:36,832
Oh, sugar cookies.
368
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,332
- (EXPLOSION)
- (GRUNTS)
369
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,582
(HOGAN ROARS)
370
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,499
- What the hell is that?
- (LOUD CRASH)
371
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,083
DARCY: Earthquake?
Is it an earthquake?
372
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:45,541
(ROARING)
373
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,040
(ROARS)
374
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,875
I think that's Happy Hogan.
375
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,750
(GRUNTS)
376
00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:56,250
(LAUGHS)
377
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:01,999
Uh, hello? Giant
freak on the loose.
378
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,290
What the hell do you
think I pay you for?
379
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,415
Not this.
380
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:09,415
(SIGHS) Come on, come on. Yoga
room. Karaoke studio. Really?
381
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:11,333
Avengers armory. Bingo!
382
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,250
(GROWLS)
383
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:16,333
Uh...
384
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,000
- (GRUNTS)
- (METAL CLANGS)
385
00:18:19,393 --> 00:18:22,124
Wow. Your neck is
thicker than Thor's.
386
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,291
Crazy, right? And the
party hasn't even started.
387
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,891
Look, if we can reboot JARVIS...
388
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,957
Already on it, Sparrow-1.
389
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,499
You said you were counting
on me. That means something.
390
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,874
Hammer's heading to the armory.
391
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,915
I'll handle him. You guys get
to work on the JARVIS reboot.
392
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:39,416
It's time for that
Hammer to get nailed.
393
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:42,291
Hammer! Hammer!
394
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,583
Oh.
395
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,708
(LAUGHS)
396
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,458
(GROWLING)
397
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,541
(ROARS)
398
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,749
(PANTING)
399
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,541
(GROWLS)
400
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:36,095
You lost, Hammer. And there's
not gonna be a Christmas miracle.
401
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,162
Oh, famous last
words, Hulk Hogan.
402
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,874
(RUMBLING)
403
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,124
DARCY: (GASPS) Oh,
my God! It's Santa!
404
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,458
He's real.
405
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,208
(BOOMING)
406
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,666
(METAL CLANGING)
407
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,666
I'm Santa Claus, baby.
408
00:19:59,684 --> 00:20:02,641
- (RUMBLING)
- Hammer's taken control of the Hulkbuster.
409
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:05,790
We need to gain control of
the suit, now. Upload JARVIS.
410
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:07,750
Not JARVIS, but German.
411
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,082
This is the worst
internship ever.
412
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,540
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
413
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,916
(GRUNTS)
414
00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:18,766
HAMMER: Come on, Happy.
Don't be like that.
415
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,842
Let's make it quick. I
just need a little slice.
416
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,159
Oh, you'll get a piece of me.
417
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:34,708
There's no way that Stark is paying
you enough to deal with the Hammer.
418
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,833
Hey, what are you doing?
419
00:20:42,461 --> 00:20:43,461
Nothing?
420
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,637
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
421
00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:49,451
Oh, yeah! Best boss ever.
422
00:20:49,476 --> 00:20:50,600
Oh, Darcy, really?
423
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:54,374
Oh, that means a lot coming from, well,
someone who's had just so many bosses.
424
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,083
(GRUNTS)
425
00:20:58,892 --> 00:20:59,933
(BEEPING)
426
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,374
Oh, it's frozen.
We're locked out.
427
00:21:01,399 --> 00:21:04,149
Damn you, pinwheel of death.
Quick. Control-Alt-Delete.
428
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:06,932
Huh? That actually worked.
429
00:21:06,957 --> 00:21:11,164
A little trick I picked up interning
for the Culver University IT department.
430
00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:13,898
- Have you ever had an actual paying job?
- Nope.
431
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,541
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
432
00:21:25,148 --> 00:21:26,230
W.E.R.N.E.R: Guten tag.
433
00:21:26,255 --> 00:21:29,712
Yes. All right, we're up. Disengage
the Veronica Hulkbuster Protocol.
434
00:21:29,737 --> 00:21:35,070
In the beginning, men controlled machines.
Now, machines control the fate of men.
435
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,261
(GRUNTS)
436
00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:39,983
Yeah, okay, right. Are
you calling the Avengers?
437
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,549
W.E.R.N.E.R: As they
say in German, no.
438
00:21:44,431 --> 00:21:47,555
What the hell is this
program? Siri for nihilists?
439
00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:48,704
It sounds like my dad.
440
00:21:48,729 --> 00:21:50,604
Happy, you're on your own.
441
00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:53,992
(GROWLS)
442
00:21:54,017 --> 00:21:59,682
HAMMER: Here's some Muay
Thai, jiujitsu, tae kwon do!
443
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:04,707
(GROWLS)
444
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,957
(SIGHS) Know when
you're beat, freak.
445
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:08,916
- (GROWLS)
- What?
446
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,333
(GROWLING)
447
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,375
(SCREAMING)
448
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,165
(ROARING)
449
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:27,458
Son of a nutcracker. That
monster is eating my suit!
450
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,218
Huh?
451
00:22:34,671 --> 00:22:35,671
(GRUNTS)
452
00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:38,152
- (GROWLING)
- Bruce, a little help.
453
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,999
No, you guys got this.
454
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,291
(GRUNTS)
455
00:22:43,335 --> 00:22:44,710
(GRUNTS)
456
00:22:44,735 --> 00:22:46,650
- IRON MAN: Where's Thor?
- (ROARING)
457
00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:47,861
Is that Happy?
458
00:22:47,886 --> 00:22:49,177
Um, no.
459
00:22:49,887 --> 00:22:51,804
ROMANOFF: What is
this thing? (GRUNTS)
460
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,829
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (ROARS)
461
00:22:54,854 --> 00:22:57,345
No, no, no. He's
on the guest list.
462
00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,994
Repeat, he is on the guest list.
463
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:01,249
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
464
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:04,125
(GROANS) Natasha! It's me.
465
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,340
Oh, my God. Happy?
466
00:23:06,365 --> 00:23:07,531
(CHUCKLES) I was right.
467
00:23:07,556 --> 00:23:11,931
This is the good guy,
that is the bad guy.
468
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:13,902
(HAMMER CHUCKLES)
469
00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:15,759
IRON MAN: What are you
doing with my suit?
470
00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:17,291
HAMMER: Uh, nothing?
471
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,083
(BEEPS)
472
00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:20,916
(METAL CLANGING)
473
00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:22,809
Um...
474
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,374
(ROARS)
475
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,458
(SCREAMING)
476
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,916
(SCREAMING)
477
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,165
You saved me. Why?
478
00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:44,874
It's Christmas, Hammer.
Goodwill towards men.
479
00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,624
(PANTS) Even the bad ones.
480
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:47,708
Huh. (SCREAMS)
481
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:49,833
(GRUNTS)
482
00:23:52,072 --> 00:23:55,415
I'm sorry about the party, Tony. I'm
sure insurance will cover most of it.
483
00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:58,174
Are you kidding? You're the only
insurance policy I'll ever need.
484
00:23:58,199 --> 00:24:01,040
Ah, thanks, Tony. Wait. You
do have a cure, don't you?
485
00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,374
I'm not stuck this way, right?
486
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,082
(LAUGHS)
487
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:07,165
My head of security, everybody.
How about this guy, right?
488
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:08,665
- Yeah, Happy.
- Good job, Happy.
489
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,415
- Crushed it, man.
- Bah, humbug.
490
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:13,582
THE WATCHER: As for how the
rest of this holiday tale goes,
491
00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:18,582
the tower was safe and secure,
still decked in holly and bows,
492
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,665
when Tony Stark to his
team gave a whistle.
493
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:23,957
IRON MAN: I think I speak
for everyone when I say
494
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:25,290
some food would be beneficial.
495
00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:29,332
HOGAN: My appetite is raging. I can eat
an actual fruitcake after that fight.
496
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:33,207
THE WATCHER: But I heard a voice say
as the heroes vanished from sight...
497
00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:36,000
"Merry Christmas to
all and to all a..."
498
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:37,833
Guys?
499
00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:39,665
Oh, I missed the party.
500
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,312
(LAUGHS)
501
00:24:41,337 --> 00:24:44,166
"To all, a good night."
502
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:51,333
{\an8}♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
503
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:57,583
{\an8}♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ and a happy new year ♪
504
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,999
♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
505
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,332
{\an8}♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
506
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:10,333
{\an8}♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ and a happy new year ♪
507
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:16,875
{\an8}♪ Glad tidings we bring ♪
♪ to you and your kin ♪
508
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:23,083
{\an8}♪ Glad tidings at Christmas ♪
♪ and a happy new year ♪
509
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:26,714
♪ We wish you a
swinging Christmas ♪
510
00:25:26,739 --> 00:25:29,662
♪ We wish you a
crazy Christmas ♪
511
00:25:29,687 --> 00:25:35,666
♪ We wish you a naughty Christmas ♪
♪ and a frantic new year ♪
512
00:25:40,815 --> 00:25:44,044
♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
513
00:25:44,069 --> 00:25:47,019
♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
514
00:25:47,044 --> 00:25:53,044
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ and a happy new year ♪
515
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:56,812
♪ Now, bring us some
figgy pudding, ♪
516
00:25:56,837 --> 00:25:59,376
♪ Please, bring us
some figgy pudding, ♪
517
00:25:59,452 --> 00:26:03,045
♪ Please, bring us
some our pudding, ♪
518
00:26:03,069 --> 00:26:06,388
♪ so bring it out here! ♪
519
00:26:06,412 --> 00:26:12,412
♪ Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin ♪
520
00:26:12,508 --> 00:26:18,419
♪ Good tidings for Christmas
and a Happy New Year ♪
521
00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:21,952
♪ a Happy New Year ♪
522
00:26:21,977 --> 00:26:27,435
♪ and a Happy New Year ♪
523
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,600
Yeah
524
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,915
DARCY: All right.
525
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:32,624
♪ (SINGING) Good Queen ♪
♪ Darcy last looked down ♪
526
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,124
♪ On the feast of Steve Rogers ♪
527
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,665
♪ When the snow
lay on the ground ♪
528
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:40,207
♪ Something,
something, something ♪
529
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:45,040
♪ Thor has a giant neck ♪
♪ It is full of muscles ♪
530
00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:51,041
♪ He's just a little schmoopy ♪
♪ noodle Going through the cosmos ♪
531
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,832
(LAUGHS)
532
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:57,791
Happy Holidays! Make up
dumb songs for money.
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