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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,514 Oh, ho, ho! 2 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,225 Sarah! You're here early. 3 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,353 You know I have cameras all over this place. 4 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,440 Just kidding. Or am I? 5 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,194 Okay. Um... 6 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:39,747 Hey, guys. 7 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,999 Uh, Benji, your mom made a lemon icebox pie. 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,167 Be right down. 9 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:47,004 Aw, you're using Nana's throw. 10 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:50,466 Benji's grandmother made that for him right before she died. 11 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,802 Really? It's, uh... 12 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:53,929 It's soft. 13 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:11,112 Victor, how are your hands on my face 14 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:12,823 - and my butt at the same time? - What? 15 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,582 Sorry. Benji, I, uh, I didn't, I didn't realize that was you. 16 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:26,002 But you know, to be fair, you and Lake have identical butts. 17 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,545 Oh. 18 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,506 - A huge compliment. - Thanks. 19 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,593 Benji and I have been having a hard time finding privacy. 20 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,929 Same! Lake and I are constantly getting interrupted. 21 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:41,309 If that rabbi tells us that the synagogue lawn is "private property" 22 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,644 one more time... 23 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,063 Well, my family has a cabin at Lake Lanier. 24 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,648 Why don't we all go up this weekend? 25 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,860 We could swim, or hike, 26 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,447 or, uh... whatever. 27 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:58,367 Sounds amazing. Yeah, I just gotta check my cal. 28 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,119 Oh. Well, I synced our cals, 29 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,038 and we are wide open. 30 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,708 Well, come on, butt twin. 31 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,211 We gotta go tank a chem test. 32 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:10,130 Bye! 33 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,469 I got a question. 34 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,262 You and Benji... 35 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,139 How do I ask this like a gentleman? 36 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,974 We haven't had sex yet. 37 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,768 We've done everything else, though. 38 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,978 A lot of really, really good "everything else." 39 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,688 Same! I... 40 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,649 Lake has been wanting to take things slow. 41 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,359 Which I totally respect. 42 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,569 I mean, she talks a big game, but deep down, 43 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,489 she is pruder than my Aunt Barbara. 44 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,491 Yeah. You know, it's just... 45 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,660 I just kind of want our first time to be special, you know? 46 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:44,080 And it's so hard to find privacy. 47 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:49,335 But nothing sounds more private than a secluded lake house. 48 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,547 I can't believe we're gonna be losing our virginities together. 49 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,925 You know, we're gonna be bone brothers. 50 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,761 Yeah, okay. Don't, don't call us that. 51 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,473 Deflowered dudes? 52 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,703 Hello! Hello. Hi. Hi. 53 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,371 What's with the dumb smile? 54 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,082 Is that a weed scone? 'Cause it's eight in the morning. 55 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,250 Tyler made it. 56 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,836 He took me to watch the sun rise over Piedmont Park this morning. 57 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,212 Okay. Damn. 58 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,381 College guy is romantic as balls. 59 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,217 I could listen to him talk about his art projects forever. 60 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,095 The boy does seem to talk a lot about his art. 61 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,245 Oh, my God, wait. You should totally bring him 62 00:03:43,246 --> 00:03:44,265 to Benji's cabin this weekend! 63 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,933 I mean, everyone's going. 64 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,268 You think? 65 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,605 I mean, we've only been out a couple times. 66 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,691 I mean, Andrew is bringing Lucy. Would that be weird? 67 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:54,984 I don't know. 68 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,738 I mean, he's with Lucy now, and I'm excited about Tyler. 69 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,200 Well, great. I will tell Benji. 70 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,870 Wait, are you and Felix gonna do it this weekend? 71 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,206 Um... 72 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,751 Maybe. Yeah, I mean, I haven't really thought about it. 73 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,795 You have a whole "losing your virginity" Pinterest board. 74 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,924 I mean, yeah, I have thought about it. 75 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,510 But yeah, I don't know if it's really the right vibe. 76 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,513 You know, a bunch of sweaty, horned-up teenagers 77 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,389 drinking room temp beer in the woods? 78 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,059 - No. - Cabins are so romantic. 79 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,103 I mean, there's lying under the stars 80 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,688 with your favorite person, 81 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:36,360 and thinking about how small you actually are, and... 82 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,611 Okay, I'm trying this. 83 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,072 Thank you very much. Bye! 84 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,414 - Good morning. - Good morning. 85 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,959 Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something really quick? 86 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,921 You guys ready to spend the weekend at my place? 87 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,631 I got the Scrabble board all set up! 88 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,633 How many points for "kill me now?" 89 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:04,470 Um, actually, I-I was just about to tell Mom, 90 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,515 uh, Benji invited us all to his cabin for the night, 91 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,141 and I really want to go. 92 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,228 Uh, okay. Uh, we'll hang out next weekend. 93 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,771 Armando. 94 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,773 Don't you think we should talk about this in private? 95 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,317 Yes! Discuss it privately. 96 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,696 Maybe in the bedroom, over a nice glass of vino? 97 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,239 He watched The Parent Trap, 98 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,784 so now he thinks he can trick us into getting back together. 99 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,453 There will be no vino. It is 10:00 a.m., 100 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,540 and it's not a major holiday. Go, and get ready for Papi's. 101 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,668 Mom, there's nothing to discuss. 102 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:39,046 I understand you don't like the idea of me going away with Benji. 103 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,175 But that's not a good reason for you to ruin this for me. 104 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,637 Damn. Gay Victor has way bigger balls than straight Victor. 105 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,599 Your father said yes. 106 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:51,518 So go. 107 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:54,688 Thanks. 108 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,524 And thank you, Papi. 109 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,776 Sure. 110 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,698 Wow. This place is insane. 111 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,534 Benji, are you low-key rich? 112 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,287 I make twelve dollars an hour at Brasstown coffee. 113 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,915 But my grandpa invented this non-damaging straightening iron... 114 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,501 - so... - Oh, my God. Can you thank him for me? 115 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,586 This place is amazing. 116 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:21,589 I know. Can you imagine the bird-watching here? 117 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,383 I don't know what I'm more excited about... the birds or the sex. 118 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,516 Pretty great, right? 119 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,185 My family's had it forever. 120 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,063 I'm really excited we're here. 121 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,106 Me, too. 122 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,507 Okay... 123 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,969 Hey, Simon. 124 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,555 You said I could talk to you about anything. 125 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,891 So, I think that I'm gonna have sex with Benji 126 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:14,892 for the first time tonight, 127 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,811 and I was wondering if you're around to chat. 128 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,486 Uh, hey, babe? 129 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,531 Do you guys have WiFi here? 130 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,616 No service. No WiFi. 131 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,618 And it takes a second, but... 132 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,997 it actually feels really great to just... disconnect. 133 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,917 Feels great already. 134 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,221 One time I went into the studio 135 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,098 to work for twenty minutes before lunch, 136 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:57,226 and next thing I know, the sun is coming up. 137 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,644 I'm like that, too. 138 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:02,857 Like, when I'm in the zone, the hours just, like, fly by. 139 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,860 - Um-hmm. - I started getting into painting recently. 140 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,654 I'm currently in a water color phase. 141 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,157 Oh. Cute. 142 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,910 I'm working on this new photo series 143 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,786 where I'm taking pictures of my hand. 144 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,788 Right, you mentioned that this morning. 145 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,332 It's gonna be close ups of my hands, 146 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,917 holding all these different objects 147 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,251 from throughout my life. 148 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:26,130 - You know, rattles, bottles... - Is your car usually this loud? 149 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,424 No. But I don't really take her on road trips much. 150 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,177 Tyler, I think you should stop. 151 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,389 - Okay, yeah, it's, um... yeah. - Yeah. 152 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,273 It's okay. I have a spare. 153 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,234 Great. 154 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:56,911 I hate to ask, but do you think you could change it? 155 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,247 I just don't want to mess with my hands 156 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,624 right in the middle of my photo series. 157 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,585 I'll be your tire wingman every step of the way. 158 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:08,549 Uh, sure. 159 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,175 Thanks. 160 00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:20,852 Isa? 161 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:25,064 Oh, look who it is! The good cop. 162 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,817 Adrian forgot his turtle. 163 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:30,027 - He really loves that thing. - Yeah. 164 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,737 I heard him talking to her the other day 165 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,241 about how they were gonna get married one day. 166 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,910 She's not there. 167 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,246 What? 168 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,831 I must have forgotten to close it when 169 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,457 I fed her this morning. 170 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,085 I can't believe I lost his future bride! 171 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,629 I mean, I don't think we should normalize that. 172 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,464 Well, she's gotta be around. 173 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,510 Her species isn't known for speed, right? 174 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,305 Here, Heather! 175 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,017 Wow, Victor. 176 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:04,437 You know, I promise you, today's TikToks will still be there tomorrow. 177 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,855 Sorry. 178 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,190 Yo! 179 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,066 Hello, hello. 180 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,568 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 181 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,778 Benji, this place is legit! 182 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,323 We are definitely doing it on a bearskin rug this weekend. 183 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,158 Oh, my God. Gross, Andrew. 184 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,326 Bedrooms are down the hall. 185 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:19,911 - Thank you. - Okay. 186 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:23,748 You know, there's a sexy rug in our room, too. 187 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,669 Yeah, but we'll barely even be in there, right? 188 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,757 We'll just be hanging out with everyone else all night. 189 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,467 Oh. 190 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,468 Okay. 191 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,597 I'm gonna go freshen up. 192 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,478 Hey. 193 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,521 Are you okay? 194 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:47,522 Yeah. Yeah, sorry. 195 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,233 Uh, I just told my parents I'd let them know when we got here, 196 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,651 and I don't want them to freak out on me. 197 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,028 Oh, well, the general store has service. 198 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,572 It's ten minutes into town. I'll walk with you. 199 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,990 Oh, no, no, no. 200 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,451 I can go with. Uh, Lake actually needs some bug spray. 201 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,536 You know those mosquitoes 202 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:04,790 can't resist, uh, her delicate veins. 203 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,584 Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah. We'll be right back. 204 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,920 Just stay here and host. 205 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,299 - Let's go. - Yeah. 206 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,136 Confession: I don't need bug spray. 207 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,597 I just need to talk. One virgin to another. 208 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,307 Yeah, what's up? 209 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,894 This whole trip was supposed to be about 210 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,230 me spending some alone time with Lake. 211 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,440 Now she's acting all weird about it. 212 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,734 And I get wanting to take things slow, 213 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:37,072 but I'm starting to wonder if she's just not that into me. 214 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,323 Like, physically. 215 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,534 Felix, that's not true. 216 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,579 Must be so much simpler with two guys. 217 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,040 Uh, don't be so sure. 218 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,127 Are you stressed about having sex with Benji? 219 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:54,380 It's just... Benji's had sex before. 220 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,841 And I have no idea what I'm doing. 221 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,427 Like, when it's two guys, 222 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,263 how do you know who's supposed to do what? 223 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:04,223 I don't know. It's just... 224 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,933 Straight people grow up 225 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,352 seeing other straight people have sex in movies. 226 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,062 I didn't have that. 227 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,355 Unless you count porn, 228 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,149 which is usually really fast, 229 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,859 and grunty, and they're always named Cade. 230 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,194 Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I know Cade. 231 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,154 Yeah, he does straight porn, too. 232 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,114 I just... 233 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,659 really needed a gay person to talk me through this. 234 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,871 You've reached Simon. Leave a message. 235 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,583 Hey, Simon. 236 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,503 Uh, sorry about all the texts. 237 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:36,881 And the DMs, and now this voicemail. 238 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,884 But if you could give me a call back within the next ten minutes 239 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,261 and tell me everything I could possibly need to know 240 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,888 about gay sex, 241 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,766 that would be great. 242 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,228 Oh, this is Victor, by the way. 243 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,646 Hope you're well. 244 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,155 What up, lover boy? 245 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,491 Dah, who am I kidding? 246 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,493 Ah, sexual health. 247 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,662 - So important. Underfunded in schools. - Yeah. 248 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:11,123 So, you and Lucy have a very robust sex life. 249 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,001 - Sure. - Lake and I do, too. 250 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,587 You know, s-s... not, well, you know, not yet, but we... 251 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,839 We will one day. 252 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,424 - So you and Lake haven't... - You know... 253 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:24,011 You probably won't understand 'cause you're gorgeous, but, uh, 254 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,430 I'm just, I'm starting to wonder if Lake is... 255 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,683 All right, man. You need to relax. 256 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,434 Stressed and desperate are not turn-ons. 257 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,812 You have to be... confident. 258 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,189 Well, stressed and desperate is my resting state. 259 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:38,943 All right, look. Sex is scary for everyone the first time. 260 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,862 I think the key is accepting 261 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,780 that some moments will forever live on 262 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,283 in the sexual blooper reel of our lives. 263 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,243 If you're with the right person, 264 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,412 doesn't matter. 265 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,040 Well, that's how it was for me, anyway. 266 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,044 Oh, and grooming is no longer just for the ladies, 267 00:13:57,045 --> 00:14:00,591 so, if downtown Felix looks anything like uptown Felix... 268 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,803 Tidy up. 269 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,061 I know we don't like Andrew, 270 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,230 but he just gave me some surprisingly sweet, 271 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,358 and very specific sex advice. 272 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,485 Well, congratulations. 273 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,155 I'm sorry. I'm just really freaked out right now. 274 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,324 Victor, everything is gonna be fine. 275 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:29,702 All right? From the words of a sex god, stressed is not a turn on. 276 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,953 You just need to relax. 277 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,539 And how exactly do you suggest I do that? 278 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,958 Yo! You nerds ready to get loose? 279 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,418 I got vodka. 280 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,222 Okay, uh, 281 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,392 I, I finished taking off the lug nuts. What do I do next? 282 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,520 Tyler! 283 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,023 Tyler! 284 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,485 Sorry. There's a really pretty beetle on top of this pile of shit. 285 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:05,112 The juxtaposition between beauty and filth, 286 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,824 - it's just, it's... - What do I do after the lug nuts, Tyler? 287 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,788 You should go home. 288 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,873 You're missing your whole weekend with the kids. 289 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,959 I am not going back there without a turtle. 290 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,794 That little boy's already on the brink. 291 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,963 Who isn't? 292 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,461 Look, I know you're mad at me for 293 00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:25,216 letting Victor go to the lake with Benji, 294 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,844 but I want him to know that I support him. 295 00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,513 That's what they tell us to do at my PFLAG meetings. 296 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,890 You know what? I'm really impressed with you. 297 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,600 How you're handling all of this. 298 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,310 A lot of guys would get all weird and machista, 299 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,770 but you're really trying. 300 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:41,440 - Okay. All right. - I'm serious. 301 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,443 Who would have thunk that the 17-year-old tough guy 302 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,238 walking around school with his little goatee, 303 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,907 listening to Naughty By Nature on his Walkman 304 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,704 would turn out to be such a caring and sensitive father? 305 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,248 I love me some Naughty By Nature. 306 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,418 Whew. You are... 307 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,714 lapping me at dealing with this, Mando. 308 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,133 You'll get there. 309 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,760 Yeah, I, I know you will. 310 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,389 Thank you. 311 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,107 Hmm. We should look for the turtle. 312 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,817 Yeah. 313 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,361 Let me see that. 314 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,696 Delish. 315 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,699 Uh, hey, can I have some more? 316 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,826 Thanks. 317 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,289 Pace yourself. 318 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,833 I'll be fine. 319 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,794 I hope Mia's okay. She should be here by now. 320 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,464 Let's play a drinking game. Huh? 321 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,800 Ooh, let's play something where we can get Benji naked. 322 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,428 Or we can play Never Have I Ever. 323 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,722 Okay. I'll go first. 324 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,099 Never have I ever had a sex dream 325 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,810 about my mailman. 326 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,729 Aah. Not cool. 327 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,775 Okay, let me go. 328 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,985 Never have I ever had sex 329 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,154 with more than three people. 330 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,114 - At once? - No! 331 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,034 Get your mind out of the gutter. 332 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,666 Oh! 333 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,000 Hey, Victor. 334 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,670 Looks like you've got yourself an experienced lover on your hands. 335 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,221 Wanna check on those nachos with me? 336 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,433 Uh, I'm gonna go and find Felix. 337 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,522 Oh. Mia. Finally. 338 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:47,108 You are just in time for Never Have I Ever. 339 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,069 Aah. Um... 340 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,614 Never have I ever dumped a college guy 341 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,074 by the side of the road 342 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:59,078 because he turned out to be an insufferable jackass, 343 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,332 and then walked the last five miles to a cabin. 344 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,170 Just me? 345 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,099 Can I get you a drink? 346 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,899 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on... 347 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,484 Yes! Yes! 348 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,113 Yes! 349 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,574 Aah! Oh! 350 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:37,868 Damn! 351 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,165 Okay... 352 00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:45,793 Aah! 353 00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,210 - Ooh... - Holy shit! 354 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,296 Close the door. 355 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,301 Felix, what did you do? 356 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,554 I had a little man-scaping accident. 357 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,140 I couldn't find the shaving cream, so I used conditioner, 358 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,977 and all that hair and skin and conditioner got very slippery... 359 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,563 What happened to your head? 360 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,316 I fell off the bed. 361 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:11,943 Look at us. 362 00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,486 Two virgins, 363 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,905 bleeding out in the bathroom. 364 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,534 At least it's not on your head. 365 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,993 Oh, no. 366 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,870 I got the head. 367 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,580 Oh, Felix. 368 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,207 You know, probably a stupid question, 369 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,209 but why don't you just tell Benji 370 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,460 that you're nervous to have sex? 371 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,046 For the same reason you don't want to talk to Lake. 372 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,297 It's embarrassing. 373 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,800 More embarrassing than this? 374 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,224 Oh, there you are. 375 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,102 Hey. Sorry for vanishing. 376 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,479 You okay? 377 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,316 Are you limping? 378 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,112 No! No, no, this is, uh, actually, uh, you know. 379 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,197 New walk I've been trying. 380 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,408 Right? 381 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,620 Okay, fine. Um, I, uh... 382 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:09,042 I shaved, and I... 383 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,588 ... cut my testicles, and a teensy, tiny bit of my penis. 384 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:14,839 Oh... 385 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,299 Wait. Why? 386 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,676 Because I wanted... 387 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,761 things to look good for you. 388 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,680 In case, you know, tonight was the night we... 389 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,849 took it to a new level. 390 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,018 But I've been kind of getting your vibe 391 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,395 that you don't want to do that, which is perfectly fine. 392 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,149 I want to do everything exactly how you want. 393 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,569 But I mean... 394 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,697 I need to know if you find me attractive. 395 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:43,577 Because not knowing has been making me spiral. 396 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,206 Felix. 397 00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,218 You are the best person I have ever known. 398 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,471 And I am counting that time I met Malala. 399 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:04,932 But it's just... 400 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,936 It's my own stuff. 401 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,273 When I was five, 402 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,735 my mom started putting me on diets. 403 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,113 And making me do weigh-ins. 404 00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:25,826 And if I was down, she'd be like, 405 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,579 "Oh, good job. You did it!" 406 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,875 But if I was up... 407 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,922 She would look so disappointed. 408 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,800 Then, every day, 409 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:44,262 she texts me some new article or fad. 410 00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:47,599 - Lake, you are the most... - Beautiful woman you've ever seen? 411 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,938 Yeah, I know that. You tell me, like, a thousand times a day. 412 00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:57,650 But it is just really, really hard 413 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,278 for me to see what you see. 414 00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,030 You are the most beautiful woman 415 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,908 I have ever seen. 416 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,080 And I know you might not believe me. 417 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,333 But I'm not gonna stop telling you. 418 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:18,045 So how about we forget about sex tonight, 419 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,339 and just... 420 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,843 do something fun and stupid? 421 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,724 Yeah, that sounds good. 422 00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,394 Okay. What do you wanna do? 423 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,288 - Hey, you. - Hey. 424 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,167 Just wanted to make sure that you were okay. 425 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,753 Oh. 426 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,671 Thanks. Yeah. 427 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,840 Uh, I'm fine. 428 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:03,841 Hmm. 429 00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:08,430 I'm sorry things didn't work out with your college guy. 430 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,850 It was just nice to be excited about someone. 431 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,108 I'm really happy for you and Lucy, by the way. 432 00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:21,944 Thank you. 433 00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:24,988 She's pretty great. 434 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:27,865 Hmm. 435 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,456 It's kind of overwhelming. 436 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:39,335 The universe. How big it is. 437 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,672 How small we are in comparison. 438 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,424 Kind of makes me nauseous. 439 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,801 A good nauseous, 440 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:50,722 like going up in a roller coaster. 441 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:53,517 Yeah. 442 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,270 What? 443 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,816 - What? - Nothing. 444 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,833 There you are. 445 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,837 I went for a walk by myself. 446 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:26,300 'Cause my boyfriend's been acting pretty weird since we got here. 447 00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:33,182 I'm... terrified to have sex for the first time. 448 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:37,476 I just don't really want our first time 449 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,022 to be something else that you have to hold my hand through. 450 00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:44,817 I don't want you to feel like you... 451 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,321 always have to teach me how to be gay. 452 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,332 Victor, I know who I'm dating. 453 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,375 There's a lot that's new to you, 454 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,921 and that's fine with me. 455 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,173 Although, for the record, 456 00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,218 a lot of gay stuff seems to come very naturally to you. 457 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:18,477 Besides, this is new and scary for me, too. 458 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,022 The idea of being with someone who I... 459 00:25:27,945 --> 00:25:30,197 Well, you know how I feel about you. 460 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,581 Can we just lay like this for the rest of the night? 461 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,042 That sounds perfect. 462 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:46,671 Okay... 463 00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,924 So on three, we're gonna drop our towels. 464 00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,301 Okay. 465 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,636 - One... - One... 466 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:55,054 Two... 467 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,264 - Three. - Three. 468 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:01,979 Whoa. 469 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,565 You dropped your towel. 470 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,442 So did you. 471 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,486 Uh-huh. 472 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:13,115 Come on. 473 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,325 Oh, my God! 474 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,994 Oh, my God! 475 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:21,163 Hot damn, does that feel good on my nicked penis! 476 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,257 That was amazing. 477 00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,095 And unexpected. 478 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,181 Mmm-hmm. 479 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,811 Probably get back to the kids. 480 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,440 Yeah. 481 00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:53,530 So... 482 00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:57,826 - Last night was... - Yeah, it was. 483 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:03,414 I can't believe I lost my virginity on an actual lake. 484 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,501 Is it poetic, or too on the nose? 485 00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:23,935 Victor, sorry I missed your call. 486 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:27,438 And you're right... I did tell you we could talk about anything. 487 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,232 But your sex life is... 488 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,944 Well, it's between you and Benji. 489 00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,529 If you're truly ready, 490 00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:36,948 you won't need my advice, or anyone else's. 491 00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:39,493 The only person who can make that decision is you. 492 00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:44,498 Morning. 493 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,292 Good morning. 494 00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:53,257 I love you. 495 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,844 You don't have to say it back or anything, 496 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,763 - but I just... - I love you, too. 497 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,144 I was scared to say it yesterday, but... 498 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,273 Of course I do. 499 00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:16,946 Look at you. 500 00:28:16,947 --> 00:28:18,865 Taking the lead in our relationship. 501 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,267 Is this okay? 502 00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:47,560 Yeah. 503 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:10,370 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 35769

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