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Oh, ho, ho!
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Sarah! You're here early.
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You know I have cameras
all over this place.
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Just kidding. Or am I?
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Okay. Um...
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Hey, guys.
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Uh, Benji, your mom
made a lemon icebox pie.
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Be right down.
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Aw, you're using Nana's throw.
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Benji's grandmother made that
for him right before she died.
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Really? It's, uh...
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It's soft.
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Victor, how are your hands on my face
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- and my butt at the same time?
- What?
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Sorry. Benji, I, uh, I didn't,
I didn't realize that was you.
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But you know, to be fair, you
and Lake have identical butts.
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Oh.
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- A huge compliment.
- Thanks.
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Benji and I have been having
a hard time finding privacy.
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Same! Lake and I are
constantly getting interrupted.
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If that rabbi tells us that the
synagogue lawn is "private property"
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one more time...
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Well, my family has a
cabin at Lake Lanier.
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Why don't we all go up this weekend?
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We could swim, or hike,
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or, uh... whatever.
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Sounds amazing. Yeah, I
just gotta check my cal.
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Oh. Well, I synced our cals,
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and we are wide open.
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Well, come on, butt twin.
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We gotta go tank a chem test.
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Bye!
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I got a question.
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You and Benji...
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How do I ask this like a gentleman?
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We haven't had sex yet.
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We've done everything else, though.
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A lot of really, really
good "everything else."
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Same! I...
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Lake has been wanting
to take things slow.
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Which I totally respect.
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I mean, she talks a
big game, but deep down,
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she is pruder than my Aunt Barbara.
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Yeah. You know, it's just...
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I just kind of want our first
time to be special, you know?
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And it's so hard to find privacy.
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But nothing sounds more private
than a secluded lake house.
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I can't believe we're gonna be
losing our virginities together.
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You know, we're gonna be bone brothers.
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Yeah, okay. Don't, don't call us that.
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Deflowered dudes?
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Hello! Hello. Hi. Hi.
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What's with the dumb smile?
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Is that a weed scone? 'Cause
it's eight in the morning.
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Tyler made it.
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He took me to watch the sun rise
over Piedmont Park this morning.
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Okay. Damn.
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College guy is romantic as balls.
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I could listen to him talk
about his art projects forever.
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The boy does seem to
talk a lot about his art.
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Oh, my God, wait. You
should totally bring him
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to Benji's cabin this weekend!
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I mean, everyone's going.
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You think?
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I mean, we've only
been out a couple times.
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I mean, Andrew is bringing
Lucy. Would that be weird?
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I don't know.
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I mean, he's with Lucy now,
and I'm excited about Tyler.
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Well, great. I will tell Benji.
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Wait, are you and Felix
gonna do it this weekend?
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Um...
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Maybe. Yeah, I mean, I haven't
really thought about it.
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You have a whole "losing your
virginity" Pinterest board.
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I mean, yeah, I have thought about it.
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But yeah, I don't know if
it's really the right vibe.
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You know, a bunch of
sweaty, horned-up teenagers
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drinking room temp beer in the woods?
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- No.
- Cabins are so romantic.
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I mean, there's lying under the stars
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with your favorite person,
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and thinking about how small
you actually are, and...
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Okay, I'm trying this.
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Thank you very much. Bye!
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Hey, uh, can I talk to you
about something really quick?
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You guys ready to spend
the weekend at my place?
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I got the Scrabble board all set up!
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How many points for "kill me now?"
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Um, actually, I-I was
just about to tell Mom,
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uh, Benji invited us all
to his cabin for the night,
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and I really want to go.
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Uh, okay. Uh, we'll
hang out next weekend.
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Armando.
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Don't you think we should
talk about this in private?
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Yes! Discuss it privately.
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Maybe in the bedroom,
over a nice glass of vino?
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He watched The Parent Trap,
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so now he thinks he can trick
us into getting back together.
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There will be no vino.
It is 10:00 a.m.,
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and it's not a major holiday.
Go, and get ready for Papi's.
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Mom, there's nothing to discuss.
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I understand you don't like the
idea of me going away with Benji.
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But that's not a good reason
for you to ruin this for me.
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Damn. Gay Victor has way bigger
balls than straight Victor.
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Your father said yes.
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So go.
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Thanks.
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And thank you, Papi.
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Sure.
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Wow. This place is insane.
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Benji, are you low-key rich?
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I make twelve dollars an
hour at Brasstown coffee.
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But my grandpa invented this
non-damaging straightening iron...
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- so...
- Oh, my God. Can you thank him for me?
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This place is amazing.
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I know. Can you imagine
the bird-watching here?
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I don't know what I'm more excited
about... the birds or the sex.
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Pretty great, right?
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My family's had it forever.
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I'm really excited we're here.
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Me, too.
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Okay...
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Hey, Simon.
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You said I could talk
to you about anything.
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So, I think that I'm
gonna have sex with Benji
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for the first time tonight,
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and I was wondering if
you're around to chat.
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Uh, hey, babe?
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Do you guys have WiFi here?
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No service. No WiFi.
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And it takes a second, but...
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it actually feels really
great to just... disconnect.
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Feels great already.
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One time I went into the studio
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to work for twenty minutes before lunch,
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and next thing I know,
the sun is coming up.
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I'm like that, too.
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Like, when I'm in the zone,
the hours just, like, fly by.
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- Um-hmm.
- I started getting into painting recently.
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I'm currently in a water color phase.
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Oh. Cute.
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I'm working on this new photo series
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where I'm taking pictures of my hand.
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Right, you mentioned that this morning.
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It's gonna be close ups of my hands,
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holding all these different objects
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from throughout my life.
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- You know, rattles, bottles...
- Is your car usually this loud?
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No. But I don't really
take her on road trips much.
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Tyler, I think you should stop.
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- Okay, yeah, it's, um... yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's okay. I have a spare.
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Great.
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I hate to ask, but do you
think you could change it?
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I just don't want to mess with my hands
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right in the middle of my photo series.
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I'll be your tire wingman
every step of the way.
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Uh, sure.
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Thanks.
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Isa?
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Oh, look who it is! The good cop.
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Adrian forgot his turtle.
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- He really loves that thing.
- Yeah.
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I heard him talking to her the other day
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about how they were
gonna get married one day.
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She's not there.
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What?
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I must have forgotten to close it when
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I fed her this morning.
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I can't believe I lost his future bride!
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I mean, I don't think
we should normalize that.
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Well, she's gotta be around.
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Her species isn't
known for speed, right?
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Here, Heather!
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Wow, Victor.
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You know, I promise you, today's
TikToks will still be there tomorrow.
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Sorry.
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Yo!
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Hello, hello.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
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Benji, this place is legit!
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We are definitely doing it on
a bearskin rug this weekend.
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Oh, my God. Gross, Andrew.
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Bedrooms are down the hall.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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You know, there's a sexy
rug in our room, too.
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Yeah, but we'll barely
even be in there, right?
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We'll just be hanging out
with everyone else all night.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go freshen up.
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Hey.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
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Uh, I just told my parents I'd
let them know when we got here,
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and I don't want them
to freak out on me.
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Oh, well, the general store has service.
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It's ten minutes into
town. I'll walk with you.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I can go with. Uh, Lake
actually needs some bug spray.
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You know those mosquitoes
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can't resist, uh, her delicate veins.
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Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah.
We'll be right back.
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Just stay here and host.
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- Let's go.
- Yeah.
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Confession: I don't need bug spray.
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I just need to talk.
One virgin to another.
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Yeah, what's up?
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This whole trip was supposed to be about
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me spending some alone time with Lake.
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Now she's acting all weird about it.
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And I get wanting to take things slow,
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but I'm starting to wonder if
she's just not that into me.
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Like, physically.
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Felix, that's not true.
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Must be so much simpler with two guys.
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Uh, don't be so sure.
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Are you stressed about
having sex with Benji?
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It's just... Benji's had sex before.
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And I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Like, when it's two guys,
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how do you know who's
supposed to do what?
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I don't know. It's just...
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Straight people grow up
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seeing other straight
people have sex in movies.
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I didn't have that.
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Unless you count porn,
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which is usually really fast,
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and grunty, and they're
always named Cade.
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Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I know Cade.
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Yeah, he does straight porn, too.
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I just...
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really needed a gay person
to talk me through this.
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You've reached Simon. Leave a message.
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Hey, Simon.
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Uh, sorry about all the texts.
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And the DMs, and now this voicemail.
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But if you could give me a call
back within the next ten minutes
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and tell me everything I
could possibly need to know
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about gay sex,
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that would be great.
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Oh, this is Victor, by the way.
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Hope you're well.
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What up, lover boy?
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Dah, who am I kidding?
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Ah, sexual health.
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- So important. Underfunded in schools.
- Yeah.
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So, you and Lucy have
a very robust sex life.
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- Sure.
- Lake and I do, too.
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You know, s-s... not, well,
you know, not yet, but we...
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We will one day.
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- So you and Lake haven't...
- You know...
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You probably won't understand
'cause you're gorgeous, but, uh,
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I'm just, I'm starting
to wonder if Lake is...
255
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,683
All right, man. You need to relax.
256
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,434
Stressed and desperate are not turn-ons.
257
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,812
You have to be... confident.
258
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,189
Well, stressed and desperate
is my resting state.
259
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:38,943
All right, look. Sex is scary
for everyone the first time.
260
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,862
I think the key is accepting
261
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,780
that some moments will forever live on
262
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,283
in the sexual blooper reel of our lives.
263
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,243
If you're with the right person,
264
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,412
doesn't matter.
265
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,040
Well, that's how it was for me, anyway.
266
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,044
Oh, and grooming is no
longer just for the ladies,
267
00:13:57,045 --> 00:14:00,591
so, if downtown Felix looks
anything like uptown Felix...
268
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,803
Tidy up.
269
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,061
I know we don't like Andrew,
270
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,230
but he just gave me
some surprisingly sweet,
271
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,358
and very specific sex advice.
272
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,485
Well, congratulations.
273
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,155
I'm sorry. I'm just really
freaked out right now.
274
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,324
Victor, everything is gonna be fine.
275
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:29,702
All right? From the words of a
sex god, stressed is not a turn on.
276
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,953
You just need to relax.
277
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,539
And how exactly do
you suggest I do that?
278
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,958
Yo! You nerds ready to get loose?
279
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,418
I got vodka.
280
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,222
Okay, uh,
281
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,392
I, I finished taking off the
lug nuts. What do I do next?
282
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,520
Tyler!
283
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,023
Tyler!
284
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,485
Sorry. There's a really pretty
beetle on top of this pile of shit.
285
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:05,112
The juxtaposition
between beauty and filth,
286
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,824
- it's just, it's...
- What do I do after the lug nuts, Tyler?
287
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,788
You should go home.
288
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,873
You're missing your whole
weekend with the kids.
289
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,959
I am not going back
there without a turtle.
290
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,794
That little boy's already on the brink.
291
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,963
Who isn't?
292
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,461
Look, I know you're mad at me for
293
00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:25,216
letting Victor go to
the lake with Benji,
294
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,844
but I want him to know
that I support him.
295
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,513
That's what they tell us
to do at my PFLAG meetings.
296
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,890
You know what? I'm
really impressed with you.
297
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,600
How you're handling all of this.
298
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,310
A lot of guys would get
all weird and machista,
299
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,770
but you're really trying.
300
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:41,440
- Okay. All right.
- I'm serious.
301
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,443
Who would have thunk that
the 17-year-old tough guy
302
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,238
walking around school
with his little goatee,
303
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,907
listening to Naughty
By Nature on his Walkman
304
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,704
would turn out to be such a
caring and sensitive father?
305
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,248
I love me some Naughty By Nature.
306
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,418
Whew. You are...
307
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,714
lapping me at dealing with this, Mando.
308
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,133
You'll get there.
309
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,760
Yeah, I, I know you will.
310
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,389
Thank you.
311
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,107
Hmm. We should look for the turtle.
312
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,817
Yeah.
313
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,361
Let me see that.
314
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,696
Delish.
315
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,699
Uh, hey, can I have some more?
316
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,826
Thanks.
317
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,289
Pace yourself.
318
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,833
I'll be fine.
319
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,794
I hope Mia's okay. She
should be here by now.
320
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,464
Let's play a drinking game. Huh?
321
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,800
Ooh, let's play something
where we can get Benji naked.
322
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,428
Or we can play Never Have I Ever.
323
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,722
Okay. I'll go first.
324
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,099
Never have I ever had a sex dream
325
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,810
about my mailman.
326
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,729
Aah. Not cool.
327
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,775
Okay, let me go.
328
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,985
Never have I ever had sex
329
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,154
with more than three people.
330
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,114
- At once?
- No!
331
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,034
Get your mind out of the gutter.
332
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,666
Oh!
333
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,000
Hey, Victor.
334
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,670
Looks like you've got yourself an
experienced lover on your hands.
335
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,221
Wanna check on those nachos with me?
336
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,433
Uh, I'm gonna go and find Felix.
337
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,522
Oh. Mia. Finally.
338
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:47,108
You are just in time
for Never Have I Ever.
339
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,069
Aah. Um...
340
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,614
Never have I ever dumped a college guy
341
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,074
by the side of the road
342
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:59,078
because he turned out to
be an insufferable jackass,
343
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,332
and then walked the last
five miles to a cabin.
344
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,170
Just me?
345
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,099
Can I get you a drink?
346
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,899
Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on...
347
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,484
Yes! Yes!
348
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,113
Yes!
349
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,574
Aah! Oh!
350
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:37,868
Damn!
351
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,165
Okay...
352
00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:45,793
Aah!
353
00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,210
- Ooh...
- Holy shit!
354
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,296
Close the door.
355
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,301
Felix, what did you do?
356
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,554
I had a little man-scaping accident.
357
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,140
I couldn't find the shaving
cream, so I used conditioner,
358
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,977
and all that hair and skin and
conditioner got very slippery...
359
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,563
What happened to your head?
360
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,316
I fell off the bed.
361
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:11,943
Look at us.
362
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,486
Two virgins,
363
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,905
bleeding out in the bathroom.
364
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,534
At least it's not on your head.
365
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,993
Oh, no.
366
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,870
I got the head.
367
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,580
Oh, Felix.
368
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,207
You know, probably a stupid question,
369
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,209
but why don't you just tell Benji
370
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,460
that you're nervous to have sex?
371
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,046
For the same reason you
don't want to talk to Lake.
372
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,297
It's embarrassing.
373
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,800
More embarrassing than this?
374
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,224
Oh, there you are.
375
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,102
Hey. Sorry for vanishing.
376
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,479
You okay?
377
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,316
Are you limping?
378
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,112
No! No, no, this is, uh,
actually, uh, you know.
379
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,197
New walk I've been trying.
380
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,408
Right?
381
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,620
Okay, fine. Um, I, uh...
382
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:09,042
I shaved, and I...
383
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,588
... cut my testicles, and a
teensy, tiny bit of my penis.
384
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:14,839
Oh...
385
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,299
Wait. Why?
386
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,676
Because I wanted...
387
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,761
things to look good for you.
388
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,680
In case, you know,
tonight was the night we...
389
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,849
took it to a new level.
390
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,018
But I've been kind of getting your vibe
391
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,395
that you don't want to do
that, which is perfectly fine.
392
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,149
I want to do everything
exactly how you want.
393
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,569
But I mean...
394
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,697
I need to know if you
find me attractive.
395
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:43,577
Because not knowing has
been making me spiral.
396
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,206
Felix.
397
00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,218
You are the best person
I have ever known.
398
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,471
And I am counting
that time I met Malala.
399
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:04,932
But it's just...
400
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,936
It's my own stuff.
401
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,273
When I was five,
402
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,735
my mom started putting me on diets.
403
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,113
And making me do weigh-ins.
404
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:25,826
And if I was down, she'd be like,
405
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,579
"Oh, good job. You did it!"
406
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,875
But if I was up...
407
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,922
She would look so disappointed.
408
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,800
Then, every day,
409
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:44,262
she texts me some new article or fad.
410
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:47,599
- Lake, you are the most...
- Beautiful woman you've ever seen?
411
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,938
Yeah, I know that. You tell me,
like, a thousand times a day.
412
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:57,650
But it is just really, really hard
413
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,278
for me to see what you see.
414
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,030
You are the most beautiful woman
415
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,908
I have ever seen.
416
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,080
And I know you might not believe me.
417
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,333
But I'm not gonna stop telling you.
418
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:18,045
So how about we forget
about sex tonight,
419
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,339
and just...
420
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,843
do something fun and stupid?
421
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,724
Yeah, that sounds good.
422
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,394
Okay. What do you wanna do?
423
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,288
- Hey, you.
- Hey.
424
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,167
Just wanted to make
sure that you were okay.
425
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,753
Oh.
426
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,671
Thanks. Yeah.
427
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,840
Uh, I'm fine.
428
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:03,841
Hmm.
429
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:08,430
I'm sorry things didn't work
out with your college guy.
430
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,850
It was just nice to be
excited about someone.
431
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,108
I'm really happy for
you and Lucy, by the way.
432
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:21,944
Thank you.
433
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:24,988
She's pretty great.
434
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:27,865
Hmm.
435
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,456
It's kind of overwhelming.
436
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:39,335
The universe. How big it is.
437
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,672
How small we are in comparison.
438
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,424
Kind of makes me nauseous.
439
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,801
A good nauseous,
440
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:50,722
like going up in a roller coaster.
441
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:53,517
Yeah.
442
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,270
What?
443
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,816
- What?
- Nothing.
444
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,833
There you are.
445
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,837
I went for a walk by myself.
446
00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:26,300
'Cause my boyfriend's been acting
pretty weird since we got here.
447
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:33,182
I'm... terrified to have
sex for the first time.
448
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:37,476
I just don't really want our first time
449
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,022
to be something else that you
have to hold my hand through.
450
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:44,817
I don't want you to feel like you...
451
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,321
always have to teach me how to be gay.
452
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,332
Victor, I know who I'm dating.
453
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,375
There's a lot that's new to you,
454
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,921
and that's fine with me.
455
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,173
Although, for the record,
456
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,218
a lot of gay stuff seems to
come very naturally to you.
457
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:18,477
Besides, this is new
and scary for me, too.
458
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,022
The idea of being with someone who I...
459
00:25:27,945 --> 00:25:30,197
Well, you know how I feel about you.
460
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,581
Can we just lay like this
for the rest of the night?
461
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,042
That sounds perfect.
462
00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:46,671
Okay...
463
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,924
So on three, we're
gonna drop our towels.
464
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,301
Okay.
465
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,636
- One...
- One...
466
00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:55,054
Two...
467
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,264
- Three.
- Three.
468
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:01,979
Whoa.
469
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,565
You dropped your towel.
470
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,442
So did you.
471
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,486
Uh-huh.
472
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:13,115
Come on.
473
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,325
Oh, my God!
474
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,994
Oh, my God!
475
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:21,163
Hot damn, does that feel
good on my nicked penis!
476
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,257
That was amazing.
477
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,095
And unexpected.
478
00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,181
Mmm-hmm.
479
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,811
Probably get back to the kids.
480
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,440
Yeah.
481
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:53,530
So...
482
00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:57,826
- Last night was...
- Yeah, it was.
483
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:03,414
I can't believe I lost my
virginity on an actual lake.
484
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,501
Is it poetic, or too on the nose?
485
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:23,935
Victor, sorry I missed your call.
486
00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:27,438
And you're right... I did tell
you we could talk about anything.
487
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,232
But your sex life is...
488
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,944
Well, it's between you and Benji.
489
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,529
If you're truly ready,
490
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:36,948
you won't need my
advice, or anyone else's.
491
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:39,493
The only person who can
make that decision is you.
492
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:44,498
Morning.
493
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,292
Good morning.
494
00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:53,257
I love you.
495
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,844
You don't have to say
it back or anything,
496
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,763
- but I just...
- I love you, too.
497
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,144
I was scared to say it yesterday, but...
498
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,273
Of course I do.
499
00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:16,946
Look at you.
500
00:28:16,947 --> 00:28:18,865
Taking the lead in our relationship.
501
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,267
Is this okay?
502
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:47,560
Yeah.
503
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:10,370
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