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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,207 --> 00:00:56,607 - Come on, Mandy, you can do it! - Hit a homer! 2 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,573 Easy now! 3 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,207 Come on, back up, back up! 4 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,340 Back up, back up! 5 00:02:05,973 --> 00:02:09,373 Well, fans, it's the bottom of the ninth and bases are loaded. 6 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,907 And guess who the orphans have at bat? 7 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,773 That's right, it's the home-run queen herself, 8 00:02:14,907 --> 00:02:16,640 the belt-er from the shelter, 9 00:02:16,773 --> 00:02:18,973 - Miss Amanda... - Amanda Lemmon! 10 00:02:19,107 --> 00:02:21,273 - What? - I'm gonna kill you! 11 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,140 Didn't I tell you not to play ball in that dress? 12 00:02:24,173 --> 00:02:27,573 Aw, come on, Diane, I ain't gonna hurt it. 13 00:02:27,707 --> 00:02:30,207 It's time for your interview. Now drop the bat, let's go! 14 00:02:30,373 --> 00:02:34,073 Just let me smash this ball downtown, OK? 15 00:02:34,107 --> 00:02:36,707 All right, you got ten seconds. 16 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:40,573 Otherwise, the game is gonna be called on account of bloodshed. 17 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,307 Come on, Frankie, I gotta go to Staten Island. 18 00:02:44,673 --> 00:02:48,040 Staten Island? What about camp? You'll miss the bus! 19 00:02:48,207 --> 00:02:50,807 I won't either. It's just a look-see. 20 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,340 They're not trying to place you with the Butkis' are they? 21 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,773 So what if they are? 22 00:02:55,907 --> 00:02:57,640 You ever met those people? 23 00:02:57,673 --> 00:02:59,540 That family collects kids. 24 00:02:59,673 --> 00:03:00,840 They'll take anybody. 25 00:03:00,873 --> 00:03:02,840 Even the rejects like you. 26 00:03:03,007 --> 00:03:06,173 Shut up, Frankie. At least I got an interview. 27 00:03:07,407 --> 00:03:09,807 And Amanda Butkis steps to the plate. 28 00:03:18,107 --> 00:03:19,307 Hit me in! 29 00:03:33,107 --> 00:03:35,173 Come on, relay, relay! 30 00:03:49,207 --> 00:03:50,607 Over here! 31 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,173 - Come on, come on. Hop in. - Aw, man, it was a grand slam. 32 00:04:07,207 --> 00:04:10,907 Hey, Diane, see if they want a little boy. You know, me and her, two-for-one? 33 00:04:11,073 --> 00:04:14,240 What am I, on sale? Get your own. 34 00:04:16,907 --> 00:04:18,507 Staten Island, please. 35 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:23,007 You're out! We win! 36 00:04:23,173 --> 00:04:26,007 You never touched home base! Yeah! 37 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,540 You're a dead man, Frankie! 38 00:04:40,273 --> 00:04:42,007 - Here you go. - Thanks. 39 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,573 OK, so, you know, it's not exactly park Avenue, 40 00:04:47,607 --> 00:04:50,207 but you can't always judge a book by the cover. 41 00:04:50,573 --> 00:04:52,773 Besides, you don't wanna be an orphan forever. 42 00:04:52,807 --> 00:04:54,773 So adopt me, why don't ya? 43 00:04:54,907 --> 00:04:56,740 They won't let me adopt you on my salary. 44 00:04:56,907 --> 00:04:59,840 Besides that, you know what? You deserve a mother and a father. 45 00:04:59,973 --> 00:05:03,907 - So get a husband. - It's not like buying a car, you know. 46 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,107 I know. It's gotta be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, 47 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,740 reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff. 48 00:05:10,873 --> 00:05:13,707 - Right? - Well, a girl's gotta have her standards. 49 00:05:13,873 --> 00:05:16,140 Well, I got mine and I say... 50 00:05:16,273 --> 00:05:17,907 ...let's blow off these people. 51 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:22,107 Gum. 52 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,340 Hat. 53 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,973 Other gum. 54 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,140 Now look, I know these people have a stupid name. 55 00:05:34,173 --> 00:05:36,573 But they really like kids, OK? 56 00:05:36,707 --> 00:05:37,673 Put on a smile. 57 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,740 Sell it, girl. 58 00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:45,707 Why do I always gotta wear a dress? 59 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,673 'Cause it makes you look so pretty. 60 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:00,107 Oh, isn't she the most precious thing? 61 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:02,507 What a pretty little dress. 62 00:06:02,573 --> 00:06:03,940 - She's a honey alright. - Oh! 63 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:08,773 Look at that, Fanny, she's got your mother's smile. 64 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:10,540 And your father's sense of humor. 65 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:14,840 - I'm sorry. - That was very funny. 66 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:17,140 - Come on in. - Come on, sweetie. 67 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:55,907 - Callaway, huh? - Yeah. 68 00:06:55,941 --> 00:06:57,340 Must be a real big-shot. 69 00:06:57,607 --> 00:06:59,774 Oh, you'd be surprised how big. 70 00:07:05,841 --> 00:07:06,807 All this for her? 71 00:07:06,941 --> 00:07:09,774 - Uh-huh. - Geez. 72 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:20,807 Welcome home, princess. 73 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,974 He forgot again, didn't he? 74 00:07:24,107 --> 00:07:28,474 Oh, well, I'm afraid your father's been unavoidably detained. 75 00:07:28,607 --> 00:07:33,074 But if it's any consolation, I know an old butler who's mighty glad to see you. 76 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:38,141 Oh, I'm sorry, Vincenzo. How terribly rude of me. 77 00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:40,674 I'm very glad to see you too. 78 00:07:40,707 --> 00:07:41,974 Ahh, thank you, honey. 79 00:07:42,107 --> 00:07:44,141 Hey, I see you've been practicing. 80 00:07:44,174 --> 00:07:45,574 Congratulations. 81 00:07:45,707 --> 00:07:47,974 - What's the excuse this time? - Your father? 82 00:07:48,007 --> 00:07:49,874 Well, he's... 83 00:07:50,007 --> 00:07:52,941 He's preparing for your arrival up at the summer house. 84 00:07:53,107 --> 00:07:54,941 - Which one? - On Lake Minocqua. 85 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,674 But that's been closed for years. 86 00:07:57,807 --> 00:08:00,741 - He never goes up there. - Well, he does now. 87 00:08:00,874 --> 00:08:03,174 - Oh, Vincenzo, you big fat fibber. - Mmm? 88 00:08:03,307 --> 00:08:07,007 - What's going on? - My lips are sealed. 89 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:09,541 You mean it's a surprise? 90 00:08:09,674 --> 00:08:12,074 Oh, yeah, I suppose you could put it that way. 91 00:08:12,207 --> 00:08:14,274 It's a welcome home party for me! 92 00:08:14,541 --> 00:08:17,007 Isn't it? I knew Daddy was up to something. 93 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:20,207 - Oh, well, now, Alyssa, I didn't say... - Oh, Vincenzo, I won't tell. 94 00:08:20,574 --> 00:08:23,607 I've never had a surprise party my whole life. 95 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:29,141 Well, this will certainly be a surprise. 96 00:08:31,907 --> 00:08:33,941 Come on, come on, come on, come on, move it! 97 00:08:35,707 --> 00:08:38,107 - I've got 43. - Me too. 98 00:08:38,274 --> 00:08:40,207 - Guess who's missing? - Oh, come... 99 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:42,807 - Where's Amanda? - She's not coming. 100 00:08:42,974 --> 00:08:44,441 I'm gonna kill her. 101 00:08:47,141 --> 00:08:49,741 Hey, slugger, s'up? 102 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:52,474 I'm not going to stupid camp. 103 00:08:54,274 --> 00:08:55,674 Oh, yeah, I don't blame you. 104 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:57,874 Look at this place, it's a pigsty. 105 00:08:58,007 --> 00:09:00,141 Probably gonna take you the whole week just to make your bed. 106 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,574 Don't joke, I'm serious. 107 00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:04,541 I'm not joking. 108 00:09:04,707 --> 00:09:07,841 That's why I sent the bus ahead without us. 109 00:09:07,974 --> 00:09:10,807 - Liar. - Oh, yeah? How much you wanna bet? 110 00:09:10,974 --> 00:09:13,974 - Fifty bucks. - OK, so I didn't send the bus. 111 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,641 Cough it up. 112 00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:17,941 But I will. 113 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,141 And then you and I can just sit here until you tell me what's really wrong. 114 00:09:21,274 --> 00:09:25,074 I'm not going to stupid Butkis' either. 115 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:27,841 I was waiting for that one. 116 00:09:29,874 --> 00:09:34,974 If they're the best I can do, Frankie's right. I am a reject. 117 00:09:37,074 --> 00:09:39,007 You're not a reject. 118 00:09:39,141 --> 00:09:41,841 It's just that most people wanna adopt... 119 00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:45,707 Babies. I know. 120 00:09:45,841 --> 00:09:48,974 This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog pound. 121 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:53,841 Everybody wants a puppy. Just once I'd like to sleep in my own room. 122 00:09:54,974 --> 00:09:56,574 Hey, come here a minute. 123 00:09:56,607 --> 00:10:01,207 - Listen to me. You listening to me? - Mm-hm. 124 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:05,607 I'm gonna find you the best home in the entire world. 125 00:10:06,841 --> 00:10:08,807 That's a promise. 126 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:12,207 You don't make promises, remember? 127 00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:14,507 I didn't say I don't make promises. 128 00:10:14,674 --> 00:10:17,474 I said I don't make promises I can't keep. 129 00:10:17,641 --> 00:10:19,141 There's a big difference. 130 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:24,974 Now... can we please go to camp? 131 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,074 Please? 132 00:10:27,207 --> 00:10:30,607 - Please, please, please, please, please, please? - OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK! 133 00:10:32,607 --> 00:10:34,007 But you still owe me fifty bucks. 134 00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:32,974 Oh, Vincenzo, it's gorgeous! 135 00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:35,707 I think this house is going to be my favorite. 136 00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:39,107 Yeah, I remember many happy years here. 137 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:42,107 - Hey! There she is! - Oh, Daddy! 138 00:11:42,141 --> 00:11:44,741 Come over here! Oh, my little... 139 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:48,041 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 140 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,441 You're not Alyssa Callaway. Alyssa Callaway's a little girl 141 00:11:50,607 --> 00:11:51,441 and you're a foot taller than she is. 142 00:11:51,574 --> 00:11:53,974 - It's me, honest. - It is? 143 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,574 Honey, I've missed you so much. I'm sorry I wasn't at the airport to meet you. 144 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:02,674 That's OK. I knew it had to be something really important. 145 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:07,507 - Ah. - Like... a party, maybe? 146 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,607 - She knows about the party? - I didn't say a thing. 147 00:12:09,741 --> 00:12:12,041 - Huh. - Vincenzo didn't tell me. 148 00:12:12,074 --> 00:12:14,441 I figured it out on my own. 149 00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:16,107 - Oh. - I should've let you surprise me, 150 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:17,741 but I'm too excited. 151 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:19,507 You are? 152 00:12:19,641 --> 00:12:21,707 It's still on, isn't it? 153 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,707 Yes, of course it's still on, sweetheart, 154 00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:26,541 but are we talking about the same party? 155 00:12:28,107 --> 00:12:31,074 Oh, Roger! She's darling! 156 00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:33,507 Alyssa, I would like you to meet a very good friend of mine, 157 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:34,574 Clarice Kensington. 158 00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:37,541 Hello, Miss Kensington, how do you do? 159 00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:41,941 Ohh... what a perfect little girl. 160 00:12:42,074 --> 00:12:45,207 Roger, I'm absolutely smitten! 161 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,841 You and I are going to be great friends. 162 00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:51,607 Are you here for my party? 163 00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:53,941 Your party? 164 00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:58,541 Roger, don't tell me you haven't told her. 165 00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,174 Told me what? 166 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,674 Sweetheart, the party is not for... 167 00:13:05,707 --> 00:13:08,741 Another couple of hours. 168 00:13:08,874 --> 00:13:10,941 So, let's get you settled in there, princess. 169 00:13:11,074 --> 00:13:13,574 Yes, why don't you do that. 170 00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:17,174 I'm sure you two have lots to talk about. 171 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:21,707 He didn't tell her, I can't believe he didn't tell her. 172 00:13:21,841 --> 00:13:24,007 Maybe he wanted to give her the good news in person. 173 00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:28,174 I'm sorry, did I say something to you? 174 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:52,474 Remember to bring your own bag. Everybody off! 175 00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:05,707 Yo, Carmen, you blind? 176 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,141 What? 177 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,741 Girl, when you gonna get a life? 178 00:14:19,974 --> 00:14:22,007 - Miss Kensington seems nice. - Mm-hm. 179 00:14:22,141 --> 00:14:23,874 Does she work with you? 180 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,807 Not exactly. 181 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:32,874 Hey, I got something to show you. 182 00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:34,607 Right up here. 183 00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:37,907 You see there, across the lake? 184 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,874 That's Camp Callaway. 185 00:14:39,907 --> 00:14:42,407 That was your mom's favorite project. 186 00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:44,041 So, is she from the camp? 187 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,974 - Who? - Miss Kensington. 188 00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:52,474 Oh, sweetheart, I gotta have a little talk with you. 189 00:14:56,941 --> 00:15:00,741 You know, Alyssa, a lot's happened while you were gone. 190 00:15:03,107 --> 00:15:05,707 And you know I haven't been able to come up to this house since Mom passed away. 191 00:15:05,841 --> 00:15:07,907 Mm-hm. 192 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:11,107 But there comes a time when a person has to move on. 193 00:15:12,107 --> 00:15:13,841 You're getting older and... 194 00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:17,674 ...and there's just so much a father can do without help. 195 00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:20,741 - We have Vincenzo, he helps us. - That's right, he does. 196 00:15:20,907 --> 00:15:24,941 And he's been a good friend to this family for a long time, but... 197 00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:27,907 ...what I think our family really needs is a... 198 00:15:27,941 --> 00:15:29,874 Excuse me. 199 00:15:29,907 --> 00:15:31,541 Telephone, boss, it's a board meeting. 200 00:15:31,674 --> 00:15:34,007 - Oh, let me call them back... - They said it was urgent. 201 00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:35,607 I'm with my... 202 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,974 - Will you forgive me? - Don't I always? 203 00:15:44,641 --> 00:15:45,941 It's so good to have you home. 204 00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:50,974 - It's on two? OK. - Yeah. 205 00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:54,874 Hey, young lady. 206 00:15:55,007 --> 00:15:57,941 Summer vacation, officially. Go play. 207 00:15:58,074 --> 00:16:01,807 - Will you come with me? - Gee, I wish I could, princess. 208 00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:03,974 But I'm afraid I got a lot of work to do, sorry. 209 00:16:18,841 --> 00:16:20,207 Whoa! Check it out! 210 00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:21,774 Buckingham Palace! 211 00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:24,074 That's in London, brainless. 212 00:16:24,107 --> 00:16:25,741 It's the Callaway house. 213 00:16:25,874 --> 00:16:28,941 Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted. 214 00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:31,907 - It's not either. - Ask anyone. 215 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,974 Every full moon old lady Callaway's ghost 216 00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:36,074 crosses the lake and eats one of the campers. 217 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:40,541 Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the Tooth Fairy in Queens. 218 00:16:40,574 --> 00:16:42,874 - You ever been over there? - No. 219 00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:46,507 If you're so sure it's not haunted, why don't you go over there and ring the doorbell? 220 00:16:46,641 --> 00:16:49,807 - Think I'm scared? - Five bucks says you're chicken. 221 00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:52,741 Cough it up, choir boy. Show me your money. 222 00:16:52,774 --> 00:16:55,741 Oh, this I gotta see. 223 00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:16,507 I didn't even know they had a caterer in the county. Thank God. 224 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,707 They say the first Mrs. Callaway 225 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:24,441 was a lovely woman, but look at this room. 226 00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:27,741 No wonder the woman's dead, she had absolutely no taste. 227 00:17:27,907 --> 00:17:29,741 I can't wait to sell this house. 228 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,474 Now, Jules, I want one bar set up in here 229 00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:34,141 and two out in the patio... 230 00:17:39,107 --> 00:17:41,174 Well hello, munchkin. 231 00:17:46,907 --> 00:17:48,741 Oh, boy. 232 00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:53,574 Daddy! 233 00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:55,974 Honey? Honey, what's the matter? 234 00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:58,174 What? 235 00:17:58,441 --> 00:17:59,807 What, what? You all right? 236 00:17:59,974 --> 00:18:01,674 No! 237 00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:03,907 What? What happened? 238 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,607 She hates this house! 239 00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:10,574 Oh, let's not be dramatic, darling. 240 00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:16,141 She was hiding in the den and I simply said that we might... fix it up some day. 241 00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:18,807 That is if you'll let me. 242 00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:20,841 Who is she?! 243 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,874 I guess there's no easy way to say this. 244 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,674 Sweetheart... Clarice and I... 245 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:42,541 - ...will be married next month. - Wha...? 246 00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:44,507 You're finally gonna have a real family. 247 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,507 And she's gonna be your new mother. 248 00:18:46,641 --> 00:18:48,041 Isn't that wonderful? 249 00:18:58,507 --> 00:19:00,774 She does this sometimes. 250 00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:04,407 - Honey. Honey, honey... - And she gets away with it. 251 00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:09,607 I'm sorry, roger, but little tantrums mustn't be rewarded. 252 00:19:09,741 --> 00:19:11,374 Alyssa... come on, sweetheart. 253 00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:13,441 Roger, you're only making it worse. 254 00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:16,107 I know what I'm talking about. 255 00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:20,474 All right, people, back to work. 256 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:24,107 Shoo, shoo, shoo. Let's focus on the engagement party. 257 00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:26,641 Sure hope you're right. 258 00:19:29,407 --> 00:19:31,474 Trust me, I'm a woman. 259 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,841 Oh, look at the time. I've got to get my face on. 260 00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:47,007 How's about some milk and cookies, huh? 261 00:19:47,141 --> 00:19:49,641 I've lost my mother and now I've lost my father. 262 00:19:49,674 --> 00:19:52,074 I have no family. I'm an orphan. 263 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,707 I'm running away and don't you dare tell Daddy! 264 00:19:56,741 --> 00:19:59,474 Come on, come on, we gotta hide. 265 00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:00,541 What if we get caught? 266 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,541 Don't let her see ya. 267 00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:02,741 - Who? - Old lady Callaway. 268 00:20:02,774 --> 00:20:06,374 There's no ghost. 269 00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:09,907 - Look at her. - She's nuts. 270 00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:19,374 I won't go back. I won't. 271 00:20:19,441 --> 00:20:21,541 She's not the boss of me. 272 00:20:21,574 --> 00:20:23,874 Vincenzo, have you seen Alyssa? 273 00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:26,974 I'm under strict orders not to tell you that she ran away. 274 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:29,607 Great, why didn't you stop her? 275 00:20:29,741 --> 00:20:31,574 Well, I thought I'd give her the benefit of a head start. 276 00:20:31,707 --> 00:20:34,107 So she could reclaim a little dignity, you know. 277 00:20:34,307 --> 00:20:36,374 You'll make sure she comes home OK? 278 00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:39,341 Sure, don't worry. Right away, boss. 279 00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:40,874 Thanks, Vin. 280 00:20:43,774 --> 00:20:45,941 It doesn't look haunted. 281 00:20:46,074 --> 00:20:48,474 That's what they want you to think stupid. 282 00:20:48,507 --> 00:20:50,874 Frankie, this isn't funny anymore, let's get out of here. 283 00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,741 Don't worry, she'll chicken out. 284 00:20:54,641 --> 00:20:56,907 Go, go, go. 285 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,941 Well, if it isn't a little orphan girl. 286 00:21:21,307 --> 00:21:23,474 - Someone's home! - We were just coming after you. 287 00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:26,774 Look, I didn't mean nothing! it was just a joke, you know?! 288 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,674 Just kidding around, honest! 289 00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:33,841 She didn't even scream. 290 00:21:33,974 --> 00:21:36,441 Let's get you ready for the big dinner, OK? 291 00:21:36,474 --> 00:21:40,274 Big dinner? Listen, Lurch, you don't want me, I'm too skinny. 292 00:21:40,441 --> 00:21:44,807 There are other kids, big fat ones, right outside. Eat them. 293 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,974 What in the world are you talking about? 294 00:21:53,507 --> 00:21:55,574 Hey, Frankie... 295 00:21:55,707 --> 00:21:59,574 ...the full moon, that's tonight, right? 296 00:22:01,907 --> 00:22:03,974 Old lady Callaway's ghost? 297 00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:09,374 It's her! 298 00:22:16,441 --> 00:22:17,941 Guess you think I'm pretty stupid, huh? 299 00:22:18,074 --> 00:22:20,907 Nah, you're just a little upset, that's all. 300 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:24,741 - Looks like I just won five bucks. - Mmm? 301 00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:26,974 So, when's this party? Am I invited? 302 00:22:27,107 --> 00:22:30,041 Your dress is upstairs on the bed, cocktails are at five. 303 00:22:30,407 --> 00:22:32,807 Now, if you'll excuse me, please. 304 00:22:32,941 --> 00:22:37,774 A dress? Me? You gotta be kidding. 305 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:45,707 Nobody's even looking for me. 306 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,907 There you are. 307 00:22:48,941 --> 00:22:52,874 I have been looking everywhere for you. 308 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:56,307 - You have? - Well, of course I have. 309 00:22:56,974 --> 00:22:59,241 Let me ask you a question. 310 00:22:59,407 --> 00:23:01,774 You did not come all the way up here 311 00:23:01,941 --> 00:23:04,874 to sit around like a bump on a log, did you? 312 00:23:05,007 --> 00:23:10,007 No... I guess not. 313 00:23:10,374 --> 00:23:12,874 Well then, come on, slugger, they're playing football. 314 00:23:12,907 --> 00:23:14,974 You're missing out on all the fun. 315 00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:25,941 OK. 316 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,807 I thought, "Where is she? What's happened to her?" 317 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,307 - So I hear Amanda's quite the jock. - Yeah, the kid's a natural. 318 00:23:40,341 --> 00:23:44,041 - Great speed. - OK, student body left. Everybody block for Amanda. 319 00:23:44,307 --> 00:23:46,341 - On four. Ready? - Break! 320 00:23:47,274 --> 00:23:49,874 - Who's Amanda? - Funny. 321 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:46,674 She's probably eating her liver right now. 322 00:24:46,707 --> 00:24:48,207 Do you think one camper's enough? 323 00:24:48,341 --> 00:24:50,941 I mean, what if she's still hungry? 324 00:24:51,641 --> 00:24:53,341 Look! 325 00:24:53,374 --> 00:24:56,307 Twenty-four, thirty-six, hut, hut, hut, hut! 326 00:24:57,441 --> 00:24:59,941 - Hey, I got it! - Run! 327 00:25:01,607 --> 00:25:03,807 You're going the wrong way. 328 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:09,874 Whoo! 329 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:10,474 Whoo! 330 00:25:12,841 --> 00:25:16,541 Great speed. Bad sense of direction. 342 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:05,207 Do you see... what I see? 343 00:26:05,341 --> 00:26:08,507 I don't know what you see, but what I see is me. 344 00:26:08,641 --> 00:26:11,774 I see me too. 345 00:26:11,807 --> 00:26:13,874 Does that mean there's two of you? 346 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:16,307 Or... or two of me? 347 00:26:29,941 --> 00:26:33,874 Wow, there really is two of us. 348 00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:35,974 Don't you find this odd? 349 00:26:36,241 --> 00:26:38,507 No, this is weird. 350 00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:41,807 This is really, really weird. 351 00:26:41,974 --> 00:26:45,341 Wait a sec. You live at the Callaway house. 352 00:26:45,474 --> 00:26:47,774 And your that girl from camp. 353 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,541 They thought I was you. 354 00:26:50,674 --> 00:26:53,507 Alyssa Callaway, it's a pleasure to meet you. 355 00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:55,507 Amanda, put her there. 356 00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:58,374 No wonder that big penguin guy asked me in. 357 00:26:58,407 --> 00:27:01,441 Oh, that's Vincenzo, he's our butler. 358 00:27:01,607 --> 00:27:03,541 Who's the woman with the dark, long hair? 359 00:27:03,574 --> 00:27:04,774 I liked her. 360 00:27:04,907 --> 00:27:06,974 Oh, that's Diane. We're buds. 361 00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:08,841 She's pretty cool for a grown-up. 362 00:27:08,974 --> 00:27:10,574 Mm-hm. 363 00:27:10,607 --> 00:27:13,341 What the heck were you doing over there anyway? 364 00:27:13,474 --> 00:27:16,874 I... I wanted to see what it was like to be an orphan. 365 00:27:17,007 --> 00:27:19,741 What? Why?! 366 00:27:19,774 --> 00:27:21,474 Because it looked like fun. 367 00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:24,474 Fun being an orphan? 368 00:27:24,607 --> 00:27:25,774 What's the matter with you? 369 00:27:25,907 --> 00:27:28,307 So why were you at my house? 370 00:27:29,341 --> 00:27:32,374 I was... just... 371 00:27:32,407 --> 00:27:33,707 I was just ringing the doorbell. 372 00:27:33,841 --> 00:27:35,341 What for? 373 00:27:35,474 --> 00:27:38,274 Because kids think that place is haunted. 374 00:27:38,441 --> 00:27:40,374 That's stupid. 375 00:27:40,507 --> 00:27:43,374 Yeah? Well then, who's that scary blond lady? 376 00:27:44,607 --> 00:27:46,307 She's absolutely horrid. 377 00:27:46,474 --> 00:27:48,607 If I were you, I'd get rid of her. 378 00:27:48,774 --> 00:27:50,274 Any suggestions? 379 00:27:50,307 --> 00:27:51,941 You're talking to a pro here. 380 00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:55,774 I've driven away more possible parents than you'll ever meet. 381 00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:57,741 Don't you want a family? 382 00:27:57,907 --> 00:28:00,207 Girl's gotta have her standards. 383 00:28:01,441 --> 00:28:03,707 So tell me something, this party. 384 00:28:03,741 --> 00:28:04,807 You really don't wanna go? 385 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:07,241 I'd rather eat dirt. 386 00:28:07,407 --> 00:28:10,874 OK, so listen. You be me, I'll be you. One night only. 387 00:28:10,907 --> 00:28:13,174 Tomorrow at noon, we switch back. 388 00:28:13,307 --> 00:28:15,274 - What do you say? - That's wonderful. 389 00:28:15,307 --> 00:28:17,907 That way, you can scare off Clarice for me. 390 00:28:18,274 --> 00:28:22,307 Only, don't be such a goody-goody. You know, I got a reputation to protect. 391 00:28:22,341 --> 00:28:24,841 I scored a touchdown, didn't I? 392 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:26,941 OK, just don't talk so good. 393 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,674 Use lousy English, like... 394 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,774 "Ain't ya never gonna wanna don't ya have to go to the bathroom?" 395 00:28:33,807 --> 00:28:35,607 That sort of thing. 396 00:28:35,641 --> 00:28:38,707 You ain't got nothing to worry about. 397 00:28:38,841 --> 00:28:42,441 I say, you do catch on rather quickly. 398 00:28:43,907 --> 00:28:45,741 - Stables, noon. - Yes. 410 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:14,607 - Ooh! Close 411 00:29:14,707 --> 00:29:19,074 Miss Kensington says "fashionably late" was an hour ago. 412 00:29:19,207 --> 00:29:20,607 What seems to be the problem? 413 00:29:20,641 --> 00:29:24,807 I'm a hairdresser, not a zookeeper. 417 00:29:32,107 --> 00:29:34,907 What in the name of God is going on here? 418 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,941 Hi, Vinny. 419 00:29:38,107 --> 00:29:40,474 I mean, Vincenzo. 420 00:29:40,607 --> 00:29:43,441 I got... distracted. 421 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,541 Oh, you don't have to apologize. 422 00:29:45,674 --> 00:29:47,641 - Really? - Mm-hm. 423 00:29:47,774 --> 00:29:49,941 Cool. 424 00:29:50,007 --> 00:29:55,241 I mean, it's just that I'm so terribly relived that you aren't pissed. 425 00:29:55,507 --> 00:29:56,874 Oh... 426 00:29:59,007 --> 00:29:59,941 Pissed, miss? 427 00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:05,541 Ah...look ah, why don't you... Why don't you get dressed, please? 428 00:30:05,574 --> 00:30:08,541 And let... let Carlo do your hair, all right? 429 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,941 I liked it better when she fainted. 430 00:30:45,207 --> 00:30:47,907 This is really good! 431 00:30:47,941 --> 00:30:51,441 Well, of course it is, silly. It's you favorite. 432 00:30:51,574 --> 00:30:53,174 It is? 433 00:30:53,441 --> 00:30:55,074 Oh, yes, of course. 434 00:30:55,141 --> 00:30:56,807 The... 435 00:30:58,841 --> 00:31:01,107 ...big, gooey, messy burger. 436 00:31:01,241 --> 00:31:03,407 Also known as a Sloppy Joe. 437 00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:05,941 Sloppy Joe, right. 438 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,241 Your favorite? 439 00:31:08,507 --> 00:31:10,874 Yes, and with dern good reason. 440 00:31:13,007 --> 00:31:14,607 Did you just say "dern"? 441 00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:24,641 I haven't seen you in so long. 442 00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:30,674 Hello. Good evening. 443 00:31:30,841 --> 00:31:33,641 - Good evening. - How swell of you to come. 444 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:34,941 - So nice to see you. - Nice to see you. 445 00:31:35,074 --> 00:31:37,574 - Like my dress? - Very nice. 446 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:40,107 Escargot, Miss Callaway? 447 00:31:40,241 --> 00:31:42,407 Why, thank you, waiter person. 448 00:31:42,574 --> 00:31:44,174 I'm starving. 449 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:47,041 I mean, I'd adore one. 450 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,441 This tastes like a balloon. 451 00:31:53,574 --> 00:31:55,074 It's snails, miss. 452 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:57,941 Good. 453 00:31:58,841 --> 00:32:00,807 Nice. 454 00:32:00,841 --> 00:32:01,907 Chewy. 455 00:32:07,907 --> 00:32:11,074 All this money and these people eat slugs? 456 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:18,807 Well, look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence. 457 00:32:18,941 --> 00:32:22,074 Clarice, right? You looked better with the mask. 458 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,874 I beg your pardon. 459 00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:26,507 Alyssa. 460 00:32:26,641 --> 00:32:30,674 Clarice has been regaling us with your many accomplishments at the Academy. 461 00:32:30,707 --> 00:32:33,107 Might we entice you to play something? 462 00:32:33,241 --> 00:32:36,674 Of course, I'd be delighted. 463 00:32:36,807 --> 00:32:39,441 Whatever did you have in mind? 464 00:32:39,574 --> 00:32:41,974 Checkers, dodge-ball? 465 00:32:46,174 --> 00:32:48,674 No, no, dear girl. 466 00:32:48,707 --> 00:32:51,974 Muffy was referring to the piano. 467 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:58,007 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 468 00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:01,741 Before we sit down to dinner, my future step-daughter, 469 00:33:01,907 --> 00:33:07,474 whom I absolutely adore, has consented to play one of the pieces 470 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:11,007 that won her first prize at the Windsor Academy Youth recital. 471 00:33:17,207 --> 00:33:20,041 Hold it, time out. I can't play the piano. 472 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,574 But I just told everyone that you would. 473 00:33:22,607 --> 00:33:24,774 Then do me a grand favor and un-tell them. 474 00:33:24,807 --> 00:33:27,974 Look, you little... 475 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:31,507 If you embarrass me in front of all these people, 476 00:33:31,641 --> 00:33:34,541 I'll make sure that you never play anything... 477 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:36,541 ...ever again. 478 00:33:36,707 --> 00:33:38,074 Have I made myself clear? 479 00:33:39,441 --> 00:33:41,707 Clear as glass. 480 00:33:41,841 --> 00:33:45,007 In fact, I can see right through you. 481 00:33:56,707 --> 00:33:58,874 Ladies and gentlemen, 482 00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:03,607 normally I'd be tickled to play a selection from... 483 00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:07,674 ...Chopin. But in honor of my new stepmother, 484 00:34:07,707 --> 00:34:11,841 - whom I absolutely adore... - Aww. 485 00:34:11,874 --> 00:34:15,707 I decided to play a little something of my own. 486 00:34:41,141 --> 00:34:44,541 You think maybe my daughter's asking for a little bit of attention? 487 00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:48,074 - I'd say she's demanding it. - Hm. 488 00:34:48,107 --> 00:34:50,707 A shark! Shark! 489 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:55,541 Fin! Huckleberry Finn! 490 00:34:55,707 --> 00:34:56,974 Yeah, that's it! You got it! 491 00:35:04,874 --> 00:35:07,474 Oh, man, the guys are ahead of us by eight seconds. 492 00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:10,007 OK, Amanda, it's your turn. You're up. Go, girl. 493 00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:13,107 - Me? - You're the best. Show 'em what you got. 494 00:35:29,107 --> 00:35:30,841 Look at her, she's nervous. 495 00:35:30,874 --> 00:35:32,407 Yeah, so? 496 00:35:32,441 --> 00:35:34,907 I thought Amanda wasn't scared of nothing. 497 00:35:39,341 --> 00:35:41,741 What am I supposed to do? 498 00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:48,307 Ready. Set. Go! 499 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,974 Song! 500 00:36:04,641 --> 00:36:06,374 What? What happened? 501 00:36:06,507 --> 00:36:08,141 "London Bridge is Falling Down!" 502 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,107 That's it! 503 00:36:30,574 --> 00:36:31,874 You may enter. 504 00:36:34,007 --> 00:36:37,374 - Mind if we talk? - What ever about? 505 00:36:38,741 --> 00:36:39,907 Clarice. 506 00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:42,007 Hey. Hey, hey! 507 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:45,741 None of that. She was very upset with your performance this evening. 508 00:36:45,874 --> 00:36:48,074 Now, don't you think you should give her a chance? 509 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:52,674 I did. And she's a big phony-baloney if you ask me. 510 00:36:52,807 --> 00:36:55,507 I've never heard you this outspoken. 511 00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:56,841 Wouldn't it be nice to have a mother? 512 00:36:56,974 --> 00:37:00,141 Yeah, and it'd be nice to have a father too. 513 00:37:00,407 --> 00:37:03,474 - But... I mean... - No, sweetheart, 514 00:37:03,607 --> 00:37:07,441 I think the person you're really angry at... is me. 515 00:37:07,474 --> 00:37:08,874 - You? - Mm-hm. 516 00:37:09,007 --> 00:37:11,407 - What'd you do? - Well, I... 517 00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:13,907 I haven't been much of a father lately. 518 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,007 I've been working and I haven't seen you. 519 00:37:16,141 --> 00:37:17,641 But you know what? All that's gonna change. 520 00:37:17,674 --> 00:37:19,507 Because Clarice is going back to the city tomorrow. 521 00:37:19,674 --> 00:37:22,707 Gee, I hope it was nothing I did. 522 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:24,807 No, no, no. She's got a wedding to plan. 523 00:37:24,941 --> 00:37:27,774 But that means you and I are gonna get to spend some time together. 524 00:37:27,807 --> 00:37:30,407 Get to know each other again. Is that OK? 525 00:37:30,474 --> 00:37:33,041 Yeah? Good. 526 00:37:33,374 --> 00:37:35,441 Let's tuck you in, you little snuggler. 527 00:37:38,807 --> 00:37:40,741 - I'll see you tomorrow. - OK. 528 00:37:42,641 --> 00:37:43,607 Good night, honey. 529 00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:45,574 Hey. 530 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:48,774 I like having a father. 531 00:37:48,941 --> 00:37:52,541 Well, I like having a daughter. Good night, sweetie. 532 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:00,907 Lights out! 533 00:38:03,674 --> 00:38:05,874 Lights out, cabin three. 534 00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:24,807 Come on, come on, this I gotta see. 535 00:38:24,941 --> 00:38:26,574 We're gonna get caught, I just know it. 536 00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:31,841 Come on, Frankie, it's a full moon. 537 00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:35,774 Shut up, stupid. Zombies hear better than dogs. 538 00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:49,841 It's a frog! 539 00:38:51,841 --> 00:38:54,574 Amanda, scared of a frog? 540 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,441 She's changed all right. 541 00:38:56,574 --> 00:38:57,874 Now do you believe me? 542 00:38:58,007 --> 00:39:00,607 Yeah, she's one of them vampire people. 543 00:39:00,641 --> 00:39:02,041 Let's get out of here! 544 00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:07,107 A frog, huh? 545 00:39:07,341 --> 00:39:11,374 Well, you know what? You should've kissed it. 546 00:39:11,507 --> 00:39:13,674 It might've turned out to be Prince Charming. 547 00:39:13,707 --> 00:39:15,807 Eww, gross. 548 00:39:15,841 --> 00:39:17,541 Not for you, for me. 549 00:39:17,707 --> 00:39:19,541 You've kissed a frog? 550 00:39:19,674 --> 00:39:22,941 No, toads are my specialty. 551 00:39:22,974 --> 00:39:25,707 Big, old, ugly suckers with tongues like this. 552 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,807 - It is not. - It is too. 553 00:39:27,941 --> 00:39:29,774 How else do you think I'm gonna catch a guy, huh? 554 00:39:29,807 --> 00:39:31,874 - I don't know. I don't know. - Huh? Huh? 555 00:39:31,907 --> 00:39:36,341 A-ha! There's that smile. 556 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,441 And that time I think it went all the way up to your eyes. 557 00:39:40,674 --> 00:39:42,641 You remind me of someone. 558 00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:44,507 I do? Who? 559 00:39:44,541 --> 00:39:46,574 Someone I've never met. 560 00:39:46,741 --> 00:39:49,007 Well, how can I do that if I've never met her? 561 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:52,974 Sometimes, when I dream, I think I see her. 562 00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:59,007 You know, you've been acting just a little bit weirdo today, kiddo. 563 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,541 I think maybe it's all this fresh air. 564 00:40:01,574 --> 00:40:03,307 Don't make fun. 565 00:40:04,341 --> 00:40:06,274 Sorry. 566 00:40:06,407 --> 00:40:08,374 It's just that usually, you're such a tough guy. 567 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:12,341 - Don't tell anyone, 'kay? - Scouts honor. 568 00:40:12,407 --> 00:40:16,774 I mean, after all, l wouldn't want to spoil my reputation none. 569 00:40:16,907 --> 00:40:18,607 None. 570 00:40:18,674 --> 00:40:22,041 I've got an idea. let's go spy on the boys. 571 00:40:34,607 --> 00:40:36,007 Aww. 572 00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:41,998 - Safe trip, honey. 587 00:41:20,707 --> 00:41:23,074 Oh, my God! 606 00:42:27,274 --> 00:42:29,107 How was the party? 607 00:42:29,241 --> 00:42:31,841 Well, the good news is, Clarice is gone. 608 00:42:31,974 --> 00:42:33,507 You did it! 609 00:42:33,641 --> 00:42:36,607 The bad news is, she'll be back in a week. 610 00:42:36,741 --> 00:42:38,807 Oh, you didn't. 611 00:42:38,941 --> 00:42:42,541 So what's a cool guy like your dad doing with a witch like her anyway? 612 00:42:42,674 --> 00:42:45,074 It's too bad he didn't meet Diane first. 613 00:42:45,107 --> 00:42:47,141 Now she's awesome. 614 00:42:47,507 --> 00:42:50,241 Yeah, they'd be perfect for each other. 615 00:42:54,674 --> 00:42:56,807 You're not thinking what I hope you're not thinking. 616 00:42:56,841 --> 00:43:00,674 - Wanna bet? - But he's getting married next month. 617 00:43:00,807 --> 00:43:04,174 So, all they gotta do is meet once. Then they'll fall in love for sure. 618 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,841 How do you know? 619 00:43:05,974 --> 00:43:09,807 'Cause Diane says when it happens, it happens like that. 620 00:43:09,841 --> 00:43:14,207 OK, so look, you go back to Diane and I'll go back to your dad. 621 00:43:14,241 --> 00:43:16,741 Wait, why not the other way around? 622 00:43:16,874 --> 00:43:19,707 Because you know what he likes and I know what she likes. 623 00:43:19,874 --> 00:43:22,041 They need all the help they can get. 624 00:43:22,174 --> 00:43:23,907 But how are we going to get them together? 625 00:43:36,907 --> 00:43:39,841 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 626 00:43:39,974 --> 00:43:42,141 You're too tense. Relax. 627 00:43:42,174 --> 00:43:45,874 Oh, I got 1,000 pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says "Relax". 628 00:43:45,907 --> 00:43:48,207 Just move with the horse and you'll be fine. 629 00:43:48,441 --> 00:43:51,174 Now when did you become an expert all of a sudden? 630 00:43:51,207 --> 00:43:53,807 Ain't you never seen a Western? 631 00:43:53,941 --> 00:43:56,774 Honey, the last Western I saw was an omelet. 632 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:07,007 Look at your form, young lady. What happened to those equestrian classes you took? 633 00:44:07,174 --> 00:44:09,874 Are you asking me a question? 634 00:44:11,674 --> 00:44:13,941 Come on, I'll race you to the lake. 635 00:44:14,074 --> 00:44:16,474 No, no. Slow is good. 636 00:44:16,507 --> 00:44:18,107 I like to enjoy the scenery. 637 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:24,741 ♪ I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle ♪ 638 00:44:24,874 --> 00:44:28,674 ♪ As I ride merrily along ♪ 639 00:44:28,841 --> 00:44:31,641 Hey, we're doing a good job, aren't we? 640 00:44:31,807 --> 00:44:34,174 I think I'm finally getting the hang of this. 641 00:44:34,874 --> 00:44:37,141 Hey! 642 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,141 I'm getting the hang of this! 643 00:44:41,707 --> 00:44:44,641 Oh, come on, Amanda, my voice isn't that bad! 644 00:44:46,107 --> 00:44:48,474 Oh, well. 645 00:44:48,641 --> 00:44:51,674 ♪ I've been in the desert on a horse with no name ♪ 646 00:44:51,807 --> 00:44:54,541 ♪ Feels good to get out of the rain ♪ 647 00:44:54,574 --> 00:44:57,641 Not only is she an excellent rider, she's a gourmet cook. 648 00:44:57,774 --> 00:45:01,907 She paints. She speaks four languages. 649 00:45:01,941 --> 00:45:04,907 You know, honey, you could learn a lot from Clarice. 650 00:45:04,941 --> 00:45:06,874 Alyssa, there's a... 651 00:45:06,907 --> 00:45:09,841 Alyssa. Alyssa? 652 00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:12,474 Honey? 653 00:45:15,041 --> 00:45:16,774 Alyssa?! 654 00:45:25,074 --> 00:45:27,674 Come here, come here. Shh. 655 00:45:29,707 --> 00:45:32,541 I'm jiggling. 656 00:45:33,207 --> 00:45:34,807 Whoa, whoa, ho. 657 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:38,641 Where is that girl? 658 00:45:38,707 --> 00:45:40,174 - Did you bring it? - Mm-hm. 659 00:45:51,641 --> 00:45:52,941 Whoa, bud. 660 00:45:57,707 --> 00:45:59,974 Somebody, turn this thing off! 661 00:46:02,874 --> 00:46:03,841 Wow. 662 00:46:04,774 --> 00:46:05,941 Alyssa! 663 00:46:11,807 --> 00:46:13,874 Stop this right now! I'm telling you to stop! 664 00:46:14,007 --> 00:46:15,741 Somebody! 665 00:46:21,741 --> 00:46:23,574 - Step on it! - Yah! 666 00:46:28,774 --> 00:46:29,941 Oh, God! 667 00:46:30,107 --> 00:46:31,474 Please! Oh! 668 00:46:31,641 --> 00:46:35,441 - Oh, dear. Oh, my. - Ha! Ha! 669 00:46:42,941 --> 00:46:45,007 Help! 670 00:46:45,174 --> 00:46:48,674 Help me! Somebody help me! 671 00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:50,874 Hang on. 672 00:46:52,007 --> 00:46:54,807 Hang on! Hang on! 673 00:46:57,707 --> 00:47:00,774 - Help me, someone! - Hang on. Slow down, girl. 674 00:47:00,907 --> 00:47:02,874 Oh, God, don't talk to me, talk to the horse. 675 00:47:03,007 --> 00:47:04,607 I was talking to the horse. 676 00:47:04,774 --> 00:47:06,707 It's OK, it's OK. 677 00:47:06,841 --> 00:47:10,807 No! I'm on a killer! They gave me a killer horse! 678 00:47:10,941 --> 00:47:13,674 Relax, it's OK. Shh. You're gonna be OK. 679 00:47:13,707 --> 00:47:15,007 OK. 680 00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:23,041 You OK? 681 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:25,141 Lord Almighty, I about dropped my transmission back there. 682 00:47:25,507 --> 00:47:27,907 Ah, well, if it's any consolation, 683 00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:30,641 I used to look like a real jerk on a horse. Oh! 684 00:47:37,541 --> 00:47:38,941 How many fingers here, cowboy? 685 00:47:40,641 --> 00:47:42,807 - Six. - Close enough. 686 00:47:42,841 --> 00:47:44,674 - Can you stand? - Yeah. 687 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:50,741 I'm not sure which is more bruised, my butt or my ego. 688 00:47:50,774 --> 00:47:52,074 You should have somebody take a look at that. 689 00:47:52,207 --> 00:47:54,507 - My butt? - No. 690 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,074 - That cut right there. - Ow! 691 00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:58,707 - Ooh, sorry. - Oh, great. 692 00:47:58,741 --> 00:48:00,907 You know what? We have first aid over at the camp. 693 00:48:01,074 --> 00:48:03,007 Oh, thanks, I just live over here. 694 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:06,674 Are you Roger Callaway? 695 00:48:06,807 --> 00:48:08,974 - I think so. - The Roger Callaway? 696 00:48:09,141 --> 00:48:11,074 From the Callaway Foundation for Kids? 697 00:48:11,107 --> 00:48:12,841 Yeah, that's me. 698 00:48:12,874 --> 00:48:15,174 Oh, I'm Diane Barrows. You know, I always wanted to meet you. 699 00:48:15,407 --> 00:48:17,041 My kids just love your camp. 700 00:48:17,074 --> 00:48:19,707 - Oh, yeah? You have kids? - Well, they're not mine, 701 00:48:19,741 --> 00:48:22,441 I work for the East-side Children's Center in Manhattan and we're here for a week. 702 00:48:22,474 --> 00:48:23,441 Oh, of course. 703 00:48:25,707 --> 00:48:28,107 Well, it was very nice to meet you, Mr. Callaway. 704 00:48:28,474 --> 00:48:30,507 - Roger, please. - Roger. 705 00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:35,574 Oh, and thank you for saving my life. 706 00:48:35,707 --> 00:48:38,541 And you really should put some iodine on your butt. 707 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:41,107 Cut. 708 00:48:41,474 --> 00:48:43,741 - Miss barrows. - Diane. 709 00:48:43,874 --> 00:48:48,707 Diane, I was wondering if I could offer you some iced tea or something. 710 00:48:48,841 --> 00:48:52,007 I'd love to hear more about the camp and how it's all going. 711 00:48:52,141 --> 00:48:55,074 - Only if we can walk. - You took the words right out of my mouth. 712 00:48:55,107 --> 00:48:57,641 - Yes! - Come on. 713 00:48:57,774 --> 00:49:00,507 Now lay still. 714 00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:06,974 - Ow. - You certainly are an angel of mercy, Miss Barrows. 715 00:49:07,007 --> 00:49:09,074 Oh, I see worse cuts than this every day. 716 00:49:09,107 --> 00:49:12,607 - Thanks, Vincenzo. - My gang's always inventing new ways to get hurt. 717 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,141 You must really love children. 718 00:49:14,507 --> 00:49:16,574 Well, what's not to love? 719 00:49:16,607 --> 00:49:18,774 Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 720 00:49:18,807 --> 00:49:21,874 Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow. You big baby. Oh, come here. 721 00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:25,707 Is that better? 722 00:49:31,574 --> 00:49:32,641 Yeah. 723 00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:42,407 I can't hear anything. 724 00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:44,941 We've gotta get closer. 725 00:49:45,074 --> 00:49:48,974 You know... you're not at all what I expected. 726 00:49:49,141 --> 00:49:51,507 Oh. What were you expecting? 727 00:49:51,541 --> 00:49:53,841 Well, blue blood, for one thing. 728 00:49:55,741 --> 00:49:58,041 I sort of thought you'd be some rich, big, old, fat geezer 729 00:49:58,074 --> 00:49:59,574 who smokes cigars. 730 00:49:59,707 --> 00:50:02,541 Really? No, I made my money the old-fashioned way. 731 00:50:02,674 --> 00:50:04,974 - Pure dumb luck. - I doubt that. 732 00:50:05,107 --> 00:50:06,507 Nope, I swear to God. 733 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:07,941 About 12 years ago a cellular phone 734 00:50:07,974 --> 00:50:09,807 was just something out of Star Trek. 735 00:50:09,941 --> 00:50:13,674 But I thought it was pretty cool so... I bought the airspace. 736 00:50:13,707 --> 00:50:15,074 - Get out! - Yeah. 737 00:50:15,441 --> 00:50:19,041 Oh, my God. That's like money out of thin air. 738 00:50:19,074 --> 00:50:21,674 You'll notice I don't carry one. I hate the damn things. 739 00:50:21,707 --> 00:50:25,207 Excuse me, Miss Kensington, boss. 740 00:50:25,441 --> 00:50:26,841 She insists. 741 00:50:27,007 --> 00:50:30,574 Excuse me, it's my... Miss Kensington. 742 00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:34,141 Hi, Clarice, how you doing? 743 00:50:34,174 --> 00:50:37,641 How am I doing? 744 00:50:39,441 --> 00:50:42,607 Please. Honey, look, honey... 745 00:50:42,741 --> 00:50:45,774 Do you have any idea 746 00:50:45,941 --> 00:50:48,441 what your daughter has done? 747 00:50:48,474 --> 00:50:50,641 - No, what? - She spit... 748 00:50:50,774 --> 00:50:52,741 Gum? In your hair? 749 00:50:54,974 --> 00:50:56,807 - Are you sure? - Am I sure?! 750 00:50:56,841 --> 00:50:59,874 Oh, my God, you should see it! 751 00:50:59,907 --> 00:51:02,074 Well, I'm certain it wasn't intentional. 752 00:51:02,441 --> 00:51:04,707 Look, of course, you've had a rough day. 753 00:51:04,741 --> 00:51:08,107 No, no, "rough" is a broken nail, darling. 754 00:51:08,374 --> 00:51:10,841 What I've had is a train wreck! 755 00:51:10,874 --> 00:51:13,741 Look, just try to calm down, I'll speak to her... 756 00:51:13,874 --> 00:51:15,474 You know what, Roger? Excuse me, I think I'm just gonna go now. 757 00:51:15,607 --> 00:51:17,674 Just one second, one second, please. 758 00:51:20,141 --> 00:51:22,741 Wait, Roger. Is there a woman there with you, Roger? 759 00:51:22,774 --> 00:51:26,374 Yes, there's sort of a woman here, she's from the camp across the lake. 760 00:51:26,507 --> 00:51:30,007 Oh, how delightful. 761 00:51:30,141 --> 00:51:34,507 I'm in the middle of a crisis and you're having a bachelor party. 762 00:51:34,574 --> 00:51:36,507 I'm in a meeting, that's all. 763 00:51:36,641 --> 00:51:38,574 It's just a meeting. 764 00:51:40,607 --> 00:51:42,441 Look, no, we're not gonna have dinner. 765 00:51:42,574 --> 00:51:43,974 There's nothing gonna go on... 766 00:51:44,907 --> 00:51:46,407 Please... 767 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:47,941 I'll see you at the end of the week. 768 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,341 OK. Me too. 769 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,674 Bye bye. I'm so sorry... 770 00:52:00,641 --> 00:52:02,141 Sorry about that. 771 00:52:05,607 --> 00:52:09,774 But she squeezed me so hard, it just sort of popped out. 772 00:52:09,907 --> 00:52:13,141 - Uh-huh. - Don't think she likes me very much. 773 00:52:13,407 --> 00:52:16,774 Sweetheart, she's been looking forward to meeting you for months. 774 00:52:16,807 --> 00:52:18,641 Do you have any idea how much she loves children? 775 00:52:19,441 --> 00:52:21,641 No. Do you? 776 00:52:22,874 --> 00:52:25,041 Well... come to think of it, 777 00:52:25,074 --> 00:52:26,707 you are the first kid I've ever seen her with. 778 00:52:26,841 --> 00:52:27,807 But I'm sure it's a whole bunch. 779 00:52:27,941 --> 00:52:29,774 And you love her, right? 780 00:52:31,574 --> 00:52:33,874 Well... yes. 781 00:52:33,907 --> 00:52:36,907 Like that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, 782 00:52:37,074 --> 00:52:40,107 over-the-fence World Series kind of stuff? 783 00:52:41,774 --> 00:52:43,307 Is that what it says in the dictionary? 784 00:52:43,441 --> 00:52:45,407 And you're marrying her because Alyssa needs... 785 00:52:45,441 --> 00:52:48,041 I mean, I, I need a mother. 786 00:52:50,841 --> 00:52:53,341 Honey, I think that's enough questions for today. 787 00:52:53,474 --> 00:52:56,407 Wait. I only got one left. 788 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,841 Let's have it. 789 00:52:58,974 --> 00:53:02,707 Who was that pretty woman out on the patio? 790 00:53:03,841 --> 00:53:05,007 The Roger Callaway? 791 00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:08,974 On a white horse, no less. 792 00:53:09,107 --> 00:53:10,674 So? 793 00:53:10,774 --> 00:53:14,574 So, he comes riding up, saves my life. 794 00:53:14,741 --> 00:53:16,141 He's probably worth a billion dollars. 795 00:53:16,374 --> 00:53:19,974 He's totally cute. Oh, my God, he's so cute. 796 00:53:20,107 --> 00:53:23,841 And to top it all off, he's, honest to God, a nice guy. 797 00:53:23,974 --> 00:53:26,374 And I'm just stupid enough to think he's available. 798 00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:28,341 - Isn't he? - No. 799 00:53:28,507 --> 00:53:30,674 Is to! 800 00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:32,641 How would you know? 801 00:53:32,807 --> 00:53:34,407 Was he wearing a ring? 802 00:53:36,307 --> 00:53:39,574 Look, even if he was available, 803 00:53:39,707 --> 00:53:41,441 he wouldn't be interested in me. 804 00:53:41,574 --> 00:53:42,741 You shouldn't put yourself down. 805 00:53:42,907 --> 00:53:46,274 Guys like him like girls with food names. 806 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:51,474 Cookie, Muffin, Candy. 807 00:53:51,507 --> 00:53:52,807 They don't marry girls like me. 808 00:53:52,874 --> 00:53:54,574 He did once. 809 00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:56,341 What is this, published somewhere? 810 00:53:56,474 --> 00:53:59,607 Her name was Kathy and she wasn't a food, she was a teacher. 811 00:53:59,641 --> 00:54:03,707 Ah. He's even more perfect than I thought. 812 00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:06,041 I'm cheating, give me one of those. 813 00:54:07,607 --> 00:54:08,907 Give me that stick. 814 00:54:11,774 --> 00:54:12,974 - Vincenzo? - Hmm? 815 00:54:13,107 --> 00:54:14,374 Do you believe in magic? 816 00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:15,607 You mean like card tricks? 817 00:54:15,741 --> 00:54:17,941 No. Sparks between two people. 818 00:54:17,974 --> 00:54:20,374 The thing that happens when you least expect it. 819 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,907 Why do you ask? 820 00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:25,874 I... No reason, just... 821 00:54:25,907 --> 00:54:28,507 It's been so long since Kathy and... 822 00:54:31,174 --> 00:54:33,941 I just didn't think it could happen to me again. 823 00:54:34,007 --> 00:54:37,374 Well, that Miss Kensington is really something. 824 00:54:38,607 --> 00:54:40,674 Well, actually... 825 00:54:40,707 --> 00:54:43,507 ...that's not who I meant. 826 00:54:43,641 --> 00:54:46,374 Yeah, I know. 827 00:54:49,474 --> 00:54:51,541 Well, you're my best man. 828 00:54:51,574 --> 00:54:54,407 Aren't you supposed to come up with some words of wisdom right about now? 829 00:54:56,974 --> 00:54:58,907 Why don't you go for a drive? 830 00:54:58,941 --> 00:55:00,907 See where you end up. 831 00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:14,441 Where's he going? 832 00:55:14,474 --> 00:55:15,774 Hey, Vinny! 833 00:55:22,741 --> 00:55:26,474 It's the home office. The Butkis' want Amanda. 834 00:55:26,607 --> 00:55:27,574 The paperwork just went through. 835 00:55:27,707 --> 00:55:28,774 Well... 836 00:55:30,007 --> 00:55:32,641 Hi, who the hell is this? 837 00:55:32,774 --> 00:55:34,274 Oh, yeah? Well, this is Diane Barrows. 838 00:55:34,407 --> 00:55:36,574 And since when does your department OK an adoption 839 00:55:36,707 --> 00:55:39,974 without the case worker's report? 840 00:55:40,141 --> 00:55:42,741 Yeah, I know these people are nice. 841 00:55:42,874 --> 00:55:46,374 Yes. Yes. Look, have you ever met those people? 842 00:55:46,407 --> 00:55:49,774 These people collect kids, they will take anybody. 843 00:56:07,974 --> 00:56:09,941 Excuse me, can you tell me where Diane Barrows is, please? 844 00:56:10,074 --> 00:56:12,674 - I think she's in the office. - Come on, let's go! 845 00:56:12,841 --> 00:56:15,007 Let me just run this by you one more time, OK? 846 00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:18,107 Just, please, just... Just hear me out one more time. 847 00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:22,474 OK, I know I don't make that much money and I know that... 848 00:56:22,507 --> 00:56:25,774 ...I'm a little bit single, but I want to adopt Amanda. 849 00:56:27,674 --> 00:56:29,307 No! I... Are you laughing at me? 850 00:56:29,474 --> 00:56:32,274 He's laughing at me! 851 00:56:32,441 --> 00:56:34,041 You stupid jerk! 852 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,574 - Diane? - What?! 853 00:56:44,707 --> 00:56:48,174 Oh, it's you. 854 00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:50,507 Did I come at a bad time? 855 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,941 A bad time for a "meeting"? 856 00:56:55,741 --> 00:56:58,541 No, I'm just having a little problem with one of my kids. 857 00:56:58,707 --> 00:56:59,541 Is there anything I can do to help? 858 00:56:59,707 --> 00:57:02,307 You've already saved my life, Mr. Callaway. 859 00:57:02,341 --> 00:57:07,374 - What can I do for you? - I would like to apologize for yesterday. 860 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:09,774 It was very rude. I never should have taken that call 861 00:57:09,941 --> 00:57:11,874 and I would like to make it up to you. 862 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,307 OK, then give me your car. 863 00:57:17,974 --> 00:57:21,674 Well, perhaps we could discuss it over lunch at a little pizza joint I saw in town. 864 00:57:21,707 --> 00:57:23,974 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't. 865 00:57:26,341 --> 00:57:29,374 I understand. Maybe some other time then. 866 00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:30,707 No, it's not like that. 867 00:57:30,841 --> 00:57:34,674 It's that I'm on duty today in the mess hall. 868 00:57:34,807 --> 00:57:38,307 - It's my kids' turn to serve. - Oh, I see. 869 00:57:38,474 --> 00:57:40,841 But, you know what? If your heart's set on Italian, you could join us. 870 00:57:40,974 --> 00:57:44,474 We're having macaroni and cheese. 871 00:57:44,607 --> 00:57:59,674 - Still come with a peach cobbler? - Oh, yeah. All you can eat. 872 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,641 Muffy, darling, Craig can meet the president on Sunday. 873 00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:02,941 I need bridesmaids. 874 00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:05,641 You must come. 875 00:58:05,807 --> 00:58:08,607 Oh! Fabulous! 876 00:58:08,774 --> 00:58:10,707 Oh, there's my other line. Gotta go, love you, mean it, ciao. 877 00:58:11,841 --> 00:58:15,541 Hello? Bernard. 878 00:58:15,674 --> 00:58:18,741 Bernard, why do you keep bothering me with numbers? 879 00:58:18,874 --> 00:58:21,707 It's my wedding. Whatever it costs, just get it! 880 00:58:32,207 --> 00:58:34,174 It's a cozy little spot. 881 00:58:34,207 --> 00:58:36,007 When was the last time you were here? 882 00:58:36,141 --> 00:58:37,107 It must be ten years. 883 00:58:37,274 --> 00:58:39,441 - Ten years?! - Yeah. 884 00:58:39,574 --> 00:58:41,874 What'd you do, build the camp and then never come back? 885 00:58:42,007 --> 00:58:43,307 No, it was my wife's idea. 886 00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:44,941 She had a very, very big heart. 887 00:58:44,974 --> 00:58:47,807 - Had? - She passed away when Alyssa was born. 888 00:58:47,974 --> 00:58:50,574 Oh. Sorry. 889 00:58:50,607 --> 00:58:52,774 I just never could come back. 890 00:58:52,807 --> 00:58:54,541 Until now, that is. 891 00:59:10,641 --> 00:59:12,174 Here you go. 892 00:59:12,207 --> 00:59:14,707 Hi, Carmen. Where's Amanda? 893 00:59:14,741 --> 00:59:17,674 I don't know. One minute she's behind me and the next... 894 00:59:17,707 --> 00:59:19,541 Will you get her for me, please? I want to introduce her to someone. 895 00:59:19,674 --> 00:59:21,174 Sure. 896 00:59:23,207 --> 00:59:25,707 I'm having the hardest time keeping tabs on this girl. 897 00:59:25,741 --> 00:59:27,574 She keeps running off. 898 00:59:27,707 --> 00:59:30,207 Tell me about it. I got one just like her at home. 899 01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:04,841 - What are you doing? - I'm... 900 01:00:04,974 --> 01:00:08,041 ...cleaning this window. Look at it, it's filthy. 901 01:00:08,174 --> 01:00:10,774 Diane wants to see you, come on. 902 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:14,541 - But... I... - Hey, where you going with my hat? 903 01:00:17,974 --> 01:00:19,807 Do something, Alyssa. 904 01:00:21,174 --> 01:00:22,574 Here she comes now. 905 01:00:28,774 --> 01:00:30,507 My compliments to the chef. 906 01:00:32,074 --> 01:00:34,141 Amanda, take that thing off. 907 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:38,541 Let her keep it on. For all we know, it might be the latest thing. 908 01:01:19,974 --> 01:01:21,707 Excuse me, ma'am... 909 01:01:23,607 --> 01:01:24,774 ...did you just snort? 910 01:01:29,574 --> 01:01:34,141 I suppose you think this is funny. Hmm? 911 01:01:34,474 --> 01:01:37,541 Well, maybe you'll get a little chuckle out of this. 912 01:01:37,574 --> 01:01:38,974 You wouldn't dare. 913 01:01:41,874 --> 01:01:43,241 Food fight! 918 01:02:01,107 --> 01:02:04,941 That was great! I couldn't have done it better myself. 919 01:02:05,074 --> 01:02:07,574 I almost had a heart attack. 924 01:02:25,974 --> 01:02:29,907 I... I guess that's what they mean by "eat and run", huh? 925 01:02:30,074 --> 01:02:32,441 We need doggy bags. 926 01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:36,141 Oh, damn, look at me, I'm covered in cobbler. 927 01:02:36,407 --> 01:02:37,707 Well, you look good in peach. 928 01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:39,907 Actually, leave it. I may still be hungry. 929 01:02:42,474 --> 01:02:45,941 I can't believe you hit me with the butter. 930 01:02:46,107 --> 01:02:49,807 I didn't start it. You just talked to that short order cook of yours. 931 01:02:49,941 --> 01:02:52,007 Oh, yeah. Where is she anyway? 932 01:02:52,041 --> 01:02:54,641 Look at your head. 933 01:02:54,674 --> 01:02:57,607 You know, if you wanna get cleaned up, there's showers right over there. 934 01:02:59,507 --> 01:03:00,907 You know, I've got a better idea. 935 01:03:00,941 --> 01:03:03,007 Will you excuse me? And maybe hold some of that? 936 01:03:03,141 --> 01:03:04,874 Pardon me. 937 01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:07,407 Whoo! 938 01:03:15,107 --> 01:03:17,374 - What's wrong with him? - Beats me. 939 01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:19,907 I've never seen him act like this. 940 01:03:22,807 --> 01:03:24,507 Yahoo! 941 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:32,007 Yeow! 942 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:34,141 I think he's gone mental. 943 01:03:34,474 --> 01:03:36,941 He's got a lot on his mind. 944 01:03:40,941 --> 01:03:43,541 Didn't your mother tell you not to swim after you eat? 945 01:03:43,674 --> 01:03:46,374 Oh, yeah, I forgot. I got a cramp! 946 01:03:46,541 --> 01:03:48,074 Oh! I can't swim! 947 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:57,641 Ah, no fair. I saved you. 948 01:03:57,741 --> 01:04:00,607 Uh-uh. It's too cold. 949 01:04:00,607 --> 01:04:02,041 I'm not going in there. 950 01:04:07,007 --> 01:04:09,641 Come on, I don't wanna save you right now! 951 01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:15,574 All right, buster, you better be worth it. 952 01:04:16,907 --> 01:04:18,541 Yahoo! 953 01:04:21,974 --> 01:04:26,041 Roger? You're not funny. 954 01:04:26,141 --> 01:04:29,641 Roger? Oh, my God. 955 01:04:30,007 --> 01:04:31,741 Roger? 956 01:04:31,874 --> 01:04:35,674 Say... a guy could drown waiting for you. 957 01:04:35,841 --> 01:04:37,907 Callaway, I'm gonna kill you! 958 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,141 Bonsai! 959 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:45,074 Roger, I am gonna kill you 960 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,441 - It's working. - Look at them. 961 01:04:51,141 --> 01:04:53,874 Mmm. Now that's more like it. 962 01:04:56,641 --> 01:04:58,707 Whoo-hoo! Roger, darling, anyone home? 963 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:04,674 Well, Miss Kensington, what a surprise. 964 01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:05,974 We weren't expecting you. 965 01:05:06,141 --> 01:05:08,641 Yes, I know. Where's Roger? 966 01:05:08,674 --> 01:05:11,907 Oh, Mr. Callaway is out for the afternoon. 967 01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:15,874 Oh, I see. 968 01:05:15,907 --> 01:05:18,607 Well, when he returns will you please tell him I wish to speak with him? 969 01:05:18,741 --> 01:05:21,041 - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you so much. 970 01:05:26,674 --> 01:05:27,941 I'd like a Diet Coke, please. 971 01:05:28,074 --> 01:05:30,474 One Diet Coke coming up. 972 01:05:33,641 --> 01:05:35,041 With lime. 973 01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:48,641 Hmm, fairly early in the day to be looking at stars. 974 01:06:00,474 --> 01:06:02,507 What do we have here? 975 01:06:09,807 --> 01:06:11,974 - Just like I said. - You know what, 976 01:06:12,007 --> 01:06:14,841 you can't always be this much fun, because it wouldn't be fair. 977 01:06:14,874 --> 01:06:17,807 Trust me, I haven't done anything like this in years. 978 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,041 Well, it feels good, doesn't it? 979 01:06:20,607 --> 01:06:22,107 Feels better every second. 980 01:06:23,441 --> 01:06:25,074 - Oh, don't move. - Why? 981 01:06:25,107 --> 01:06:27,474 - There's a thing. - What do you mean "a thing"? 982 01:06:27,641 --> 01:06:30,007 - It's a little... - A bug? A bug? 983 01:06:30,174 --> 01:06:31,641 - It's a... it's a... - A bug? What kind of 984 01:06:31,807 --> 01:06:34,607 It's right here. A maraschino bug. 985 01:06:34,641 --> 01:06:36,574 It's highly poisonous. 986 01:06:36,607 --> 01:06:39,007 And you wanted to go for pizza. 987 01:06:44,407 --> 01:06:46,907 I almost didn't come over at all. 988 01:06:47,074 --> 01:06:48,907 I'm glad you did. 989 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:52,741 - Diane? - Shh. 990 01:07:03,107 --> 01:07:04,941 What was that? 991 01:07:04,974 --> 01:07:07,374 It's a sign. 992 01:07:07,507 --> 01:07:10,474 What do you mean "a sign"? 993 01:07:10,507 --> 01:07:12,774 I mean, I don't know what I mean. I... 994 01:07:12,807 --> 01:07:14,541 I think I know what you mean. 995 01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:17,641 It's your Miss Kensington, right? 996 01:07:20,607 --> 01:07:22,007 I'm getting married next month. 997 01:07:22,374 --> 01:07:24,641 Well, of course you are. 998 01:07:36,674 --> 01:07:40,507 So what was this? Just sort of a last fling? 999 01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:42,807 I didn't know what this was. I was hoping to find out. 1000 01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:45,574 Oh, Roj, don't worry about it. I can help you out here. 1001 01:07:45,741 --> 01:07:47,674 It was nice to meet you. 1002 01:07:47,807 --> 01:07:49,874 And thanks for the camp. 1003 01:07:50,007 --> 01:07:52,741 Oh, by the way, congratulations. 1004 01:07:52,774 --> 01:07:55,474 Diane, please. Diane. 1005 01:07:56,407 --> 01:07:57,574 You know what? 1006 01:07:57,607 --> 01:07:59,007 This just kills me. 1007 01:07:59,374 --> 01:08:02,641 We might've hit this one out of the park, you and me. 1008 01:08:02,807 --> 01:08:03,974 It was there. I know it. 1009 01:08:04,107 --> 01:08:07,374 That can't-eat, can't-sleep, 1010 01:08:07,407 --> 01:08:09,574 reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence 1011 01:08:09,607 --> 01:08:11,674 World Series kind of thing. 1012 01:08:13,574 --> 01:08:15,741 Oh, well. 1013 01:08:21,741 --> 01:08:23,807 I have got to get a dictionary. 1014 01:08:25,807 --> 01:08:28,641 They were so close. 1015 01:08:28,774 --> 01:08:32,041 Grown-ups, they think too much. 1016 01:08:32,074 --> 01:08:34,774 I give up. 1017 01:08:34,841 --> 01:08:36,641 No, we mustn't! 1018 01:08:36,674 --> 01:08:38,607 And why mustn't we? 1019 01:08:38,774 --> 01:08:40,807 Because, third time's the charm. 1020 01:08:40,841 --> 01:08:43,241 - Right? - Right. 1021 01:08:48,007 --> 01:08:49,841 Boss! Boss! 1022 01:08:49,974 --> 01:08:52,041 - It's Miss Kensington. - Thanks, Vincenzo. 1023 01:08:52,407 --> 01:08:54,574 - I'll take it down here. - No, no, no, no. 1024 01:08:54,707 --> 01:08:57,541 Not here. Up there. 1025 01:09:00,007 --> 01:09:02,707 - Up there? - I'm afraid so. 1026 01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:10,341 - Roger, darling! - Clarice! 1027 01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:11,874 Your hair. You're here! 1028 01:09:13,341 --> 01:09:16,607 Ooh, what did you do? Fall in the lake? 1029 01:09:16,641 --> 01:09:18,574 You know, it's the funniest thing. I was... 1030 01:09:18,741 --> 01:09:19,674 Aren't you supposed to be in New York? 1031 01:09:19,841 --> 01:09:23,307 Oh, I couldn't bear to be away from you a moment longer. 1032 01:09:23,341 --> 01:09:24,741 Oh, you were just gone a day. 1033 01:09:24,907 --> 01:09:28,841 I know and I was positively miserable the entire time. 1034 01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:32,007 Which is why l've decided we simply mustn't wait another day. 1035 01:09:32,174 --> 01:09:34,307 - To what? - To be married, silly. 1036 01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:36,507 Oh, next month seems like an eternity. 1037 01:09:36,674 --> 01:09:39,507 And when two people are as much in love as we, 1038 01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:42,907 I say what's wrong with tomorrow? 1039 01:09:43,074 --> 01:09:47,641 - Tomorrow? - Darling, you haven't said a word about my hair. 1040 01:09:52,407 --> 01:09:54,474 OK, listen to this. 1041 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:59,941 "Dear Roger, you are so totally fresh. Just thinking about you drives me mental." 1042 01:10:00,107 --> 01:10:05,441 Meet me at that place we met with the horses. 7:00 tonight. Love, Diane." 1043 01:10:05,607 --> 01:10:08,407 - How's that? - Very romantic. 1044 01:10:08,574 --> 01:10:10,941 - Wanna hear mine? - Yep. 1045 01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:11,941 "Dear Diane..." 1046 01:10:14,607 --> 01:10:18,774 "Dear Diane, ever since the first time I saw you riding a horse, 1047 01:10:18,807 --> 01:10:20,541 I can't stop thinking about it. 1048 01:10:20,674 --> 01:10:23,407 And I know we were disturbed at the lake when the canoes fell over, 1049 01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:28,807 but I must see you again where I saved your life at 7:30. 1050 01:10:28,941 --> 01:10:31,774 Yours truly, Roger Callaway." 1051 01:10:38,407 --> 01:10:39,774 Yes! 1052 01:10:44,541 --> 01:10:47,274 Ah, there you are, my little gum-chewing assailant. 1053 01:10:47,407 --> 01:10:51,541 - You're back. - What, no big hug hello? 1054 01:10:51,674 --> 01:10:53,507 You're not supposed to be here. 1055 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:55,707 In a perfect world, dear, neither are you. 1056 01:10:55,874 --> 01:10:57,707 Now get packed, we're leaving for the city. 1057 01:10:57,841 --> 01:11:00,007 Right now? It's too soon. 1058 01:11:00,274 --> 01:11:04,307 Maybe I didn't make myself clear. 1059 01:11:04,441 --> 01:11:07,607 We're leaving tonight. 1060 01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:09,907 This little act of yours is getting old. 1061 01:11:09,941 --> 01:11:13,874 - What act? - Oh, please. 1062 01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:17,307 By the time I was your age, I'd been through three step-mothers, 1063 01:11:17,441 --> 01:11:19,707 so l know all about the lengths that little girls will go through 1064 01:11:19,741 --> 01:11:21,807 to keep Daddy all to themselves. 1065 01:11:21,941 --> 01:11:24,974 Hey, you got that all wrong, lady. 1066 01:11:25,341 --> 01:11:28,374 Alyssa, don't be rude. I am talking. 1067 01:11:28,407 --> 01:11:30,574 What was I saying? Oh, yes. 1068 01:11:30,607 --> 01:11:35,307 You have had Roger to yourself for nine wonderful years, 1069 01:11:35,441 --> 01:11:38,274 but after tomorrow, I'm the woman of the house. 1070 01:11:38,407 --> 01:11:41,807 And you're off to a year-round boarding school. 1071 01:11:41,841 --> 01:11:44,674 Possibly in Tibet. Ha-ha-ha! 1072 01:11:44,807 --> 01:11:46,641 Did you say tomorrow? 1073 01:11:50,641 --> 01:11:52,374 Should I have come here? 1074 01:11:54,607 --> 01:11:56,441 Yes, stupid. 1075 01:11:56,507 --> 01:12:00,974 He's only worth about 20 billion dollars for God's sakes. 1076 01:12:01,007 --> 01:12:04,507 Right, now I'm just after him for his money. 1077 01:12:04,541 --> 01:12:05,941 How shallow is that? 1078 01:12:05,974 --> 01:12:08,907 I liked him before I knew he was rich. 1079 01:12:08,941 --> 01:12:10,907 Hmm. 1080 01:12:10,941 --> 01:12:12,974 So I should've come here. 1081 01:12:13,007 --> 01:12:15,607 OK, so, he's a little bit engaged. 1082 01:12:15,674 --> 01:12:18,941 But... 1083 01:12:18,974 --> 01:12:21,341 ...I've never met her, so maybe that doesn't count. 1084 01:12:21,507 --> 01:12:22,441 No. 1085 01:12:22,707 --> 01:12:24,441 God. 1086 01:12:28,007 --> 01:12:30,041 Come on, ladies, perk up. 1087 01:12:38,007 --> 01:12:41,374 Come on, Amanda, we're missing the fireworks! 1088 01:12:41,507 --> 01:12:44,441 Amanda. Amanda. 1089 01:12:44,574 --> 01:12:47,607 Amanda, this is Miss Van Dyke, she's from Children Services. 1090 01:12:47,641 --> 01:12:48,941 Hello there, little lady. 1091 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:52,341 I believe I have some very good news for you. 1092 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:56,074 Come to mama, sweetheart. 1093 01:13:00,607 --> 01:13:05,107 I feel pretty ding-dang-dong stupid. 1094 01:13:06,574 --> 01:13:09,841 - But my name's Amanda! - Alyssa, stop it. 1095 01:13:11,541 --> 01:13:12,807 Come on, honey. 1096 01:13:12,841 --> 01:13:16,874 Do we have to listen to this the whole way? 1097 01:13:20,441 --> 01:13:23,041 Oh, great, now I'm gonna be roadkill. 1098 01:13:28,941 --> 01:13:30,874 Diane, help! 1099 01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:32,841 Wait a minute, what are you doing?! 1100 01:13:34,441 --> 01:13:35,841 Damn! 1101 01:13:37,707 --> 01:13:39,874 You were supposed to protect her! 1102 01:13:40,007 --> 01:13:42,841 You should've done something. You could've slit their tires or something, anything! 1103 01:13:42,874 --> 01:13:45,574 - They had the paperwork. - What paperwork? 1104 01:13:45,741 --> 01:13:47,674 We couldn't find you! Miss van Dyke was here. 1105 01:13:47,707 --> 01:13:49,874 What did you want us to do, lie in front of the van for God's sake? 1106 01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:52,074 I would have. 1107 01:13:53,874 --> 01:13:55,841 I'm taking the Jeep. 1108 01:13:55,974 --> 01:13:59,474 - Hey, that's the camp's. - Don't you give me... ! 1109 01:14:01,607 --> 01:14:02,874 Lots of tie-ups this morning. 1110 01:14:02,907 --> 01:14:05,841 And it's 20 minutes for the Lincoln, ten for the Holland. 1111 01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:08,474 The BQE is backed up for about two miles 1112 01:14:08,641 --> 01:14:11,474 and if you're taking the Van Wyck better allow an extra 15. 1113 01:14:11,507 --> 01:14:13,674 Whatever you do, stay out of Midtown. 1114 01:14:13,807 --> 01:14:16,874 It's going to be wall-to-wall limos as socialite Clarice Kensington 1115 01:14:17,007 --> 01:14:21,041 finally lands her man. 1116 01:14:21,407 --> 01:14:24,341 Now these little nincompoops over here are your new brothers and sisters. 1117 01:14:24,474 --> 01:14:27,974 Now from the left you got Bubba, Bridget, Brenda, 1118 01:14:28,107 --> 01:14:32,907 Bonnie, Billy, Bobby, Ben and little Harry Jr. 1119 01:14:33,074 --> 01:14:35,441 Now he's ours. 1120 01:14:35,474 --> 01:14:37,974 Look here, there's been a big mistake. 1121 01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:40,941 You see, my name is not Amanda. 1122 01:14:40,974 --> 01:14:44,474 Oh, we know that, honey. You do? 1123 01:14:44,507 --> 01:14:48,741 Sure. And you will never have to be Amanda again. 1124 01:14:48,774 --> 01:14:54,374 That's right, because from now on, you're gonna be little Betty Butkis. 1125 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:57,441 Huh? Now kids, scoot over and give Betty here some Cocoa Puffs. 1126 01:14:57,607 --> 01:15:03,507 Oh and after breakfast, we're gonna go down and see where your daddy works. 1127 01:15:03,641 --> 01:15:05,574 Isn't that gonna be fun? 1128 01:15:11,441 --> 01:15:13,841 Callaway residence. One moment, please. 1129 01:15:13,974 --> 01:15:16,374 Miss Callaway, it's for you. 1130 01:15:17,941 --> 01:15:19,907 Hello, this is Miss Callaway. 1131 01:15:19,941 --> 01:15:22,541 Amanda, I can't talk long. 1132 01:15:22,674 --> 01:15:26,474 It's me, Alyssa. Or should I say... 1133 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:30,774 Betty Butkis. 1134 01:15:30,807 --> 01:15:32,641 Oh, no! I'm adopted?! 1135 01:15:36,941 --> 01:15:39,107 Those guys scary or what? 1136 01:15:39,374 --> 01:15:40,974 What happened yesterday? 1137 01:15:41,107 --> 01:15:43,841 - Are you sitting down? - Yeah, kind of. 1138 01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:45,807 Clarice moved up the wedding. 1139 01:15:45,841 --> 01:15:50,341 Your dad's getting married in two hours and 12 minutes. 1140 01:15:50,374 --> 01:15:52,507 Oh, no. What do we do now? 1141 01:15:52,674 --> 01:15:55,574 I don't know, but it's gonna have to be something major. 1142 01:15:55,741 --> 01:15:59,507 And quick. Amanda, you've got to get me out of here. 1143 01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:01,474 These people aren't just scary. They're... 1144 01:16:02,841 --> 01:16:04,541 Amanda? 1145 01:16:04,574 --> 01:16:06,307 Alyssa? 1146 01:16:06,441 --> 01:16:07,707 Alyssa! 1147 01:16:10,574 --> 01:16:13,074 New kids aren't allowed to use the phone. 1148 01:16:13,107 --> 01:16:15,407 Butkis rules. 1149 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:19,874 Hmm? 1150 01:16:19,907 --> 01:16:24,374 Hey, Vin, you've been taking care of Alyssa all her life. 1151 01:16:24,407 --> 01:16:27,007 - Right? - Oh, no, Alyssa, not again. 1152 01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:30,007 - Answer the question. - Yes, from the day she was... 1153 01:16:30,141 --> 01:16:32,441 From the day you were born. 1154 01:16:32,574 --> 01:16:35,374 So you know pretty well everything about her? 1155 01:16:35,407 --> 01:16:39,307 - Mm-hm. - Every freckle, every bruise, every scar? 1156 01:16:39,441 --> 01:16:40,941 Yeah, I supposed you could say that. 1157 01:16:41,074 --> 01:16:43,974 Bet you don't remember this one, do ya? 1158 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,407 No, that one escapes me. 1159 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:48,707 Broken bottle, sliding into home. 1160 01:16:48,741 --> 01:16:52,407 - Huh? - Or this one. 1161 01:16:53,874 --> 01:16:57,907 Rusty nail, right through my shoe. Bled for six blocks. 1162 01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:02,641 How about here? Ever seen this? 1163 01:17:02,674 --> 01:17:06,041 - When did you get that? - Roman candle last 4th of July. 1164 01:17:06,074 --> 01:17:08,874 - Right in the head. - My God! 1165 01:17:09,007 --> 01:17:11,407 You're not Alyssa. 1166 01:17:11,441 --> 01:17:14,374 Nope, name's Amanda. Put her there. 1167 01:17:14,407 --> 01:17:17,674 Identical strangers? 1168 01:17:17,707 --> 01:17:19,774 Holy mackerel, that's amazing! 1169 01:17:19,807 --> 01:17:21,874 Yeah, and it's weird too. 1170 01:17:22,007 --> 01:17:25,707 But if you're here with us, then Alyssa is... 1171 01:17:25,841 --> 01:17:28,674 - In a whole lot of trouble. - I gotta tell Mr. Callaway. 1172 01:17:28,807 --> 01:17:31,641 Oh, no. Wait! You can't tell him yet. 1173 01:17:31,774 --> 01:17:35,541 We've gotta get him to see Diane one more time before the wedding. 1174 01:17:35,574 --> 01:17:38,941 They'll fall in love and Clarice will be history. 1175 01:17:40,274 --> 01:17:43,341 Where the hell is everybody?! 1176 01:17:43,474 --> 01:17:45,641 Vincenzo! 1177 01:17:45,774 --> 01:17:48,941 I sure hope you got a plan. 1178 01:18:18,774 --> 01:18:20,407 Vincenzo? 1179 01:18:20,507 --> 01:18:22,874 What are you doing here? 1180 01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:26,041 I came for Mr. Callaway's daughter, Alyssa. 1181 01:18:27,374 --> 01:18:29,874 You got her, I want her back. 1182 01:18:30,007 --> 01:18:32,841 What are you talking about? 1183 01:18:32,974 --> 01:18:35,574 I don't have Roger Callaway's daughter, I don't even know Roger Callaway's daughter. 1184 01:18:35,607 --> 01:18:37,207 Oh. Oh, yes you do. 1185 01:18:37,374 --> 01:18:41,507 This. This is Alyssa Callaway. 1186 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:46,441 No. You gotta get your eyes checked because this is a little girl named Amanda. 1187 01:18:46,474 --> 01:18:50,607 Oh, oh no. No, no. This is your Amanda. 1188 01:18:51,874 --> 01:18:53,041 But... 1189 01:18:59,307 --> 01:19:00,807 Oh, my God. 1190 01:19:02,074 --> 01:19:03,807 Look, they're identical. 1191 01:19:06,474 --> 01:19:07,974 Oh, this is amazing. 1192 01:19:08,107 --> 01:19:11,707 Yeah, and it's weird too. 1193 01:19:11,741 --> 01:19:15,007 Now I understand that through some simple mix-up, 1194 01:19:15,174 --> 01:19:19,341 that Alyssa is in the care of Child Services. 1195 01:19:19,374 --> 01:19:23,541 Now, I've been authorized to tell you that if I get her back right away, 1196 01:19:23,574 --> 01:19:25,841 there'll be no legal entanglements. 1197 01:19:27,541 --> 01:19:32,107 She's not exactly with me. 1198 01:19:32,374 --> 01:19:34,441 - Here. - What? 1199 01:19:34,574 --> 01:19:38,707 She's been... well, she's adopted. 1200 01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:41,907 Well, then you better un-adopt her quick. 1201 01:19:41,941 --> 01:19:45,007 Mr. Callaway's getting married in 90 minutes at St. Bartholomew's. 1202 01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:47,007 He's expecting his daughter to be there, his real daughter. 1203 01:19:47,341 --> 01:19:49,641 - Ninety minutes? - Yeah. 1204 01:19:49,774 --> 01:19:52,807 Well, I can't even get to Staten Island and back in 90 minutes. 1205 01:19:52,841 --> 01:19:56,741 Well, can I suggest that you go really, really fast? 1206 01:19:58,874 --> 01:20:03,674 Here, if you get into any trouble, call this number. 1207 01:20:03,807 --> 01:20:06,641 Ask for Lou. 1208 01:20:08,007 --> 01:20:09,507 Lou. 1209 01:20:10,407 --> 01:20:11,807 Lou who? 1210 01:20:24,174 --> 01:20:26,641 Well, hey. Look at this mess. 1211 01:20:26,807 --> 01:20:28,407 Clean it up. 1212 01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:31,907 - You clean it. - Betty, put a cork in it, OK? 1213 01:20:32,074 --> 01:20:33,907 He's management. 1214 01:20:36,541 --> 01:20:39,074 My father's Roger Callaway. 1215 01:20:39,441 --> 01:20:43,141 And when he finds out what you're doing here, 1216 01:20:43,174 --> 01:20:45,541 he's gonna buy this whole town, 1217 01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:47,074 and kick you out of it. 1218 01:20:47,441 --> 01:20:49,807 Ooh, Roger Callaway, huh? 1219 01:20:49,841 --> 01:20:51,707 Well then, how come you ain't at his wedding? 1220 01:20:54,041 --> 01:20:55,541 Oh, yeah. 1221 01:20:58,674 --> 01:21:01,507 Come on, Diane, you can do it. 1222 01:21:01,641 --> 01:21:03,707 We might have to stall a little bit. 1223 01:21:04,841 --> 01:21:06,674 How? 1224 01:21:06,807 --> 01:21:10,074 How should I know? You're the brains of this operation. 1225 01:21:10,441 --> 01:21:13,041 I must be crazy. 1226 01:21:13,074 --> 01:21:15,607 I am not going in that church, no matter what happens, 1227 01:21:15,807 --> 01:21:18,474 I am not going in that church. 1228 01:21:28,707 --> 01:21:30,774 It's only natural to be nervous. 1229 01:21:32,574 --> 01:21:34,107 Actually, I was thinking about the World Series. 1230 01:21:34,441 --> 01:21:35,941 - Baseball? - Mm-hm. 1231 01:21:37,841 --> 01:21:39,774 Vincenzo, did you ever hit a home-run? 1232 01:21:39,941 --> 01:21:41,874 Not recently. 1233 01:21:41,907 --> 01:21:43,941 Well, you know the feeling when it's bottom of the ninth, 1234 01:21:44,974 --> 01:21:46,807 the bases are loaded, 1235 01:21:46,974 --> 01:21:49,674 and you know the next one's coming right down the middle. 1236 01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:55,807 And then... you just connect. 1237 01:21:57,841 --> 01:22:02,407 And, for an instant, you know it's going over the fence 1238 01:22:02,574 --> 01:22:03,841 and out of the park, 1239 01:22:05,741 --> 01:22:07,574 and further then you could ever imagine. 1240 01:22:07,707 --> 01:22:09,874 Yeah, that's a great feeling. 1241 01:22:11,807 --> 01:22:13,074 Yeah. 1242 01:22:22,141 --> 01:22:23,974 Clarice hates baseball. 1243 01:22:29,607 --> 01:22:32,774 Come on, Seabiscuit, don't fail me now. 1244 01:22:47,474 --> 01:22:49,974 Hello? Hello? 1245 01:22:50,107 --> 01:22:51,641 You looking for a Butkis? 1246 01:22:51,774 --> 01:22:54,807 - What? - You looking for a Butkis? 1247 01:22:54,941 --> 01:22:58,441 Yes! Yes, I am. Do you know where he is? 1248 01:22:58,574 --> 01:23:00,741 At the salvage yard, where else? 1249 01:23:00,874 --> 01:23:03,374 Harry works those poor kids to the bone. 1250 01:23:03,407 --> 01:23:06,874 - What do you mean? - Why do you think he's got so many? 1251 01:23:14,941 --> 01:23:17,874 Lou, Lou. Hey, hey, buddy, can I use your phone? 1252 01:23:18,007 --> 01:23:19,641 Yeah, sure. No charge. 1253 01:23:33,741 --> 01:23:37,641 We've been looking for you, Your Highness. 1254 01:23:37,674 --> 01:23:39,941 Leave me alone. 1255 01:23:40,074 --> 01:23:43,774 But, Your Majesty, we brought you something. 1256 01:23:43,807 --> 01:23:47,841 Yeah, something to make you feel more at home. 1257 01:23:49,974 --> 01:23:53,441 I knew somebody in this church would have a Prozac. 1258 01:23:53,607 --> 01:23:55,641 What is taking so long? 1259 01:23:55,674 --> 01:23:58,407 Relax, Clarice, enjoy the moment. 1260 01:23:58,541 --> 01:24:00,707 This is the happiest day of your life. 1261 01:24:01,841 --> 01:24:04,107 I'm happy. Don't I look happy? 1262 01:24:05,441 --> 01:24:09,041 This is me happy, see? 1263 01:24:09,074 --> 01:24:12,441 Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy! 1264 01:24:12,607 --> 01:24:14,674 Let's get this show on the road! 1265 01:24:14,807 --> 01:24:19,507 Here's your royal throne, Alyssa Callaway. 1266 01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,574 Hail Betty. 1267 01:24:21,741 --> 01:24:23,474 Queen of the scrap heap. 1268 01:24:23,607 --> 01:24:25,441 Hail Betty! 1269 01:24:25,574 --> 01:24:28,307 My name's Alyssa Callaway! 1270 01:24:28,441 --> 01:24:31,041 Yeah, right, and I'm Princess Di. 1271 01:24:36,341 --> 01:24:39,507 Attention, Harry Butkis. 1272 01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:41,607 We're here to pick up Alyssa Callaway. 1273 01:24:41,741 --> 01:24:44,674 All you kids in the yard, stand clear. 1274 01:24:44,707 --> 01:24:46,874 We're coming in. 1275 01:25:12,574 --> 01:25:13,641 Told ya! 1276 01:25:21,807 --> 01:25:25,541 Alyssa Callaway, I gotta get you to that church. 1277 01:25:25,674 --> 01:25:29,674 - Hey, that is my kid! - Get out of my way, you piece of junk. 1278 01:25:29,707 --> 01:25:31,974 I would love nothing more than to kill you. 1279 01:25:32,107 --> 01:25:34,707 Before I turn you over to Social Services. 1280 01:26:00,474 --> 01:26:02,407 Alyssa, go on. Hurry. 1281 01:26:04,874 --> 01:26:06,607 Oh, God. 1282 01:26:06,674 --> 01:26:10,041 Hi, how ya doing? Good to see ya. 1283 01:26:11,907 --> 01:26:15,641 Hey, Granny. Nice hat. Thanks for coming. 1284 01:26:15,774 --> 01:26:17,607 Get moving. 1285 01:26:35,874 --> 01:26:38,707 Any slower and she'd be walking backwards. 1286 01:26:38,841 --> 01:26:42,641 She's... she's just not herself today. 1287 01:26:45,874 --> 01:26:48,774 We'll never make it. We only have ten minutes. 1288 01:26:48,941 --> 01:26:50,641 - So, Lou? - Yeah? 1289 01:26:50,641 --> 01:26:52,841 How close can you land this thing to the church? 1290 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,707 Central Park close enough? 1291 01:26:54,874 --> 01:26:57,441 Central Park? The Central Park? 1292 01:26:57,474 --> 01:26:58,874 That will do. 1293 01:27:06,374 --> 01:27:07,341 Play ball! 1294 01:27:39,407 --> 01:27:42,441 Who would've thought my first little girl would be the last to get married? 1295 01:27:42,474 --> 01:27:46,507 Oh, Daddy... shut up. 1296 01:27:46,674 --> 01:27:47,941 Enough of this. 1297 01:28:06,274 --> 01:28:09,541 OK. All right, I'm here. Let's do it. 1298 01:28:09,707 --> 01:28:13,274 Oh. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here in the sight of God 1299 01:28:13,441 --> 01:28:17,807 to join in holy matrimony Clarice and Roger. 1300 01:28:17,941 --> 01:28:19,241 Hmm? 1301 01:28:21,341 --> 01:28:23,641 I'm not going in the church, I'm not going in the church. 1302 01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:26,841 I'm not going in the church, I'm not going in the church. 1303 01:28:29,941 --> 01:28:33,641 Oh, no. Not another horse. 1304 01:28:33,674 --> 01:28:35,841 Diane, come on! 1305 01:28:36,741 --> 01:28:38,341 All right, here we go. 1306 01:28:38,374 --> 01:28:40,307 Where is the driver? 1307 01:28:43,507 --> 01:28:47,307 Oh, hey buddy! Listen you gotta take us to St. Bart's right away. It's an emergency! 1308 01:28:47,474 --> 01:28:51,041 When I close this. I'm on my break! 1309 01:28:56,907 --> 01:28:58,507 I wanna thank you for all your help, bud. 1310 01:28:58,541 --> 01:29:00,374 Yah! 1311 01:29:00,407 --> 01:29:02,674 Hey! Hey! 1312 01:29:02,707 --> 01:29:06,841 Hey! That's... That's my horse! 1313 01:29:10,741 --> 01:29:14,341 Faster, yah! Yah! 1314 01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:16,941 To have and to hold, for richer or poorer, 1315 01:29:17,107 --> 01:29:19,174 in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live. 1316 01:29:19,407 --> 01:29:21,807 I do, I do. I really do. Now him. 1317 01:29:24,807 --> 01:29:28,507 - Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! - Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 1318 01:29:28,674 --> 01:29:31,507 Amanda, there's a black car! 1319 01:29:35,041 --> 01:29:38,741 - Hang on! - I'm hanging on. 1320 01:29:38,774 --> 01:29:40,307 What street's it on again? 1321 01:29:40,441 --> 01:29:43,941 54th and Park. Are we there yet? 1322 01:29:44,074 --> 01:29:45,907 - Almost. - Signal! 1323 01:29:48,807 --> 01:29:51,341 And do you, Roger, 1324 01:29:51,474 --> 01:29:55,841 take this woman, Clarice, to be your lawful wedded wife? 1325 01:29:55,874 --> 01:29:58,807 To have and to hold, for richer or poorer, 1326 01:29:58,941 --> 01:30:02,774 and in sickness and in health 1327 01:30:02,807 --> 01:30:05,407 as long as you both shall live? 1328 01:30:20,641 --> 01:30:23,041 Whoa! 1329 01:30:25,607 --> 01:30:27,541 Oh, God. We made it? 1330 01:30:31,874 --> 01:30:33,707 Aren't you coming? 1331 01:30:33,841 --> 01:30:37,874 No, I think I'm just gonna wait for Amanda out here. 1332 01:30:38,774 --> 01:30:39,841 Diane Barrows, 1333 01:30:40,007 --> 01:30:41,841 get your butt up here 1334 01:30:41,874 --> 01:30:44,807 this instant! 1335 01:30:44,941 --> 01:30:47,541 OK. OK. 1336 01:30:47,607 --> 01:30:51,041 Maybe I'll just stand in the back and take a little look-see. 1337 01:30:51,407 --> 01:30:53,141 I... 1338 01:30:56,141 --> 01:30:57,541 I... 1339 01:31:29,774 --> 01:31:31,174 Yes! 1340 01:31:40,007 --> 01:31:42,374 - Roger. - Hmm? 1341 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:46,674 I can't. 1342 01:31:46,807 --> 01:31:47,974 Yes! 1343 01:31:52,174 --> 01:31:54,674 Excuse me, what did you say? 1344 01:31:54,841 --> 01:31:56,674 I'm so sorry, Clarice. I can't. 1345 01:32:01,107 --> 01:32:03,507 I should've said something earlier. 1346 01:32:12,874 --> 01:32:14,507 I'm in love with someone else. 1347 01:32:19,474 --> 01:32:20,541 Ah! 1348 01:32:26,607 --> 01:32:28,574 Guess I deserved that. 1349 01:32:31,474 --> 01:32:34,274 This is all your fault. 1350 01:32:37,907 --> 01:32:40,941 Lady, if you touch that child 1351 01:32:41,107 --> 01:32:44,341 'I'll pop you one, so help me God. 1352 01:33:00,507 --> 01:33:03,774 Oh, my God, there's two of them. 1353 01:33:03,807 --> 01:33:05,974 It's a conspiracy! 1354 01:33:06,107 --> 01:33:08,941 Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you. 1355 01:33:09,007 --> 01:33:11,341 Hey! 1356 01:33:11,374 --> 01:33:13,441 Back off, Barbie. 1357 01:33:15,007 --> 01:33:16,707 And by the way, 1358 01:33:16,874 --> 01:33:19,674 you have a little tiny bit of something here on your teeth. 1359 01:33:22,441 --> 01:33:26,707 I have never been more humiliated in my life! 1360 01:33:31,874 --> 01:33:33,941 Wanna bet? 1361 01:33:41,974 --> 01:33:43,041 Daddy! 1362 01:33:46,607 --> 01:33:48,541 Oh, my God! 1363 01:33:54,074 --> 01:33:56,607 About time you showed up. 1364 01:33:56,607 --> 01:33:58,674 I got here as soon as we could. 1365 01:33:58,807 --> 01:34:00,641 Hi, Daddy. 1366 01:34:06,807 --> 01:34:09,541 You're...? 1367 01:34:09,641 --> 01:34:12,474 - This is impossible. - Nothing's impossible. 1368 01:34:12,607 --> 01:34:15,541 - Right, Alyssa? - You got that right. 1369 01:34:18,007 --> 01:34:21,041 If... If you're... you're my...? 1370 01:34:25,907 --> 01:34:28,074 - Who are you? - Name's Amanda. 1371 01:34:28,441 --> 01:34:30,374 Put her there. I'm with her. 1372 01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:01,841 Well, I guess we're even. 1373 01:35:01,874 --> 01:35:04,474 What do you mean? 1374 01:35:05,607 --> 01:35:07,341 You saved my life. 1375 01:35:07,474 --> 01:35:08,874 I'm sorry about spoiling the party. 1376 01:35:08,907 --> 01:35:10,641 I just didn't want the wrong girl to go down the aisle. 1377 01:35:10,674 --> 01:35:13,374 I... I mean the wrong flower girl. 1378 01:35:13,407 --> 01:35:15,341 I think you had it right the first time. 1379 01:35:15,507 --> 01:35:19,307 Told you, third time's the charm. 1380 01:35:20,441 --> 01:35:21,607 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1381 01:35:21,774 --> 01:35:23,707 All of this, this was your doing? 1382 01:35:25,041 --> 01:35:27,574 Oh, it was, was it? 1383 01:35:28,474 --> 01:35:29,641 Well, ladies, 1384 01:35:29,674 --> 01:35:31,841 what do you have to say for yourselves? 1385 01:35:34,007 --> 01:35:36,307 So, kiss already! 1386 01:35:52,574 --> 01:35:54,407 Put her there... 1387 01:35:54,474 --> 01:35:55,974 Sister. 1388 01:36:01,041 --> 01:36:04,741 And it's a high fly ball... 1389 01:36:04,907 --> 01:36:07,607 Over the left field wall. 1390 01:36:11,041 --> 01:36:14,207 Excuse me. This gentleman claims 1391 01:36:14,374 --> 01:36:17,507 that the ladies stole his buggy. 1392 01:36:17,674 --> 01:36:20,274 Oh, my God, he's right. We did! 1393 01:36:20,407 --> 01:36:22,041 Whoa, you did go out of your way. 1394 01:36:22,074 --> 01:36:24,007 It was her idea. 1395 01:36:28,774 --> 01:36:32,607 Vincenzo, I'd like you to ask that nice gentleman if he'd sell. 1396 01:36:32,641 --> 01:36:35,774 I don't care what it costs. That horse deserves a house in the country. 1397 01:36:36,574 --> 01:36:37,774 Oh... 1398 01:36:37,907 --> 01:36:41,607 I trust we can make some kind of arrangement. 1399 01:36:43,641 --> 01:36:47,574 Well, girls, what do you say we do a little sightseeing? 1400 01:36:47,607 --> 01:36:51,441 And then you girls can tell us the whole story. 1401 01:36:51,574 --> 01:36:53,874 Driver, once around the park, if you please. 1402 01:36:54,007 --> 01:36:56,507 It'll be my pleasure, boss. 1403 01:37:25,474 --> 01:37:27,841 ♪ One can have a dream, baby ♪ 1404 01:37:28,007 --> 01:37:31,374 ♪ Two can make that dream so real ♪ 1405 01:37:31,407 --> 01:37:33,774 ♪ One can talk about being in love ♪ 1406 01:37:33,807 --> 01:37:38,274 ♪ Two can say how it really feels ♪ 1407 01:37:38,307 --> 01:37:40,474 ♪ One can wish upon a star ♪ 1408 01:37:40,641 --> 01:37:43,907 ♪ Two can make that wish come true, yeah ♪ 1409 01:37:44,041 --> 01:37:46,641 ♪ One can stand alone in the dark ♪ 1410 01:37:46,774 --> 01:37:49,374 ♪ Two can make the light shine through ♪ 1411 01:37:49,541 --> 01:37:52,441 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1412 01:37:52,607 --> 01:37:55,307 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1413 01:37:55,441 --> 01:37:57,507 ♪ Me and you ♪ 1414 01:37:58,841 --> 01:38:00,574 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1415 01:38:02,041 --> 01:38:03,674 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1416 01:38:05,441 --> 01:38:11,074 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1417 01:38:11,107 --> 01:38:13,441 ♪ To make a dream come true ♪ 1418 01:38:14,574 --> 01:38:16,607 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1419 01:38:18,841 --> 01:38:21,341 ♪ One can have a broken heart ♪ 1420 01:38:21,474 --> 01:38:24,541 ♪ Living in misery ♪ 1421 01:38:24,574 --> 01:38:27,307 ♪ Two can really ease the pain ♪ 1422 01:38:27,341 --> 01:38:31,341 ♪ Like a perfect remedy ♪ 1423 01:38:31,507 --> 01:38:33,674 ♪ One can be alone in a car ♪ 1424 01:38:33,807 --> 01:38:36,707 ♪ On a night like these all alone ♪ 1425 01:38:36,741 --> 01:38:39,807 ♪ Two can make just any place ♪ 1426 01:38:39,841 --> 01:38:42,441 ♪ Seem just like being at home ♪ 1427 01:38:42,574 --> 01:38:45,841 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1428 01:38:45,874 --> 01:38:48,807 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1429 01:38:48,841 --> 01:38:50,674 ♪ Me and you ♪ 1430 01:38:52,007 --> 01:38:53,741 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1431 01:38:55,441 --> 01:38:58,241 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1432 01:38:58,407 --> 01:39:00,907 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1433 01:39:01,274 --> 01:39:04,407 ♪ To make a dream come true ♪ 1434 01:39:04,574 --> 01:39:06,507 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1435 01:39:20,274 --> 01:39:22,541 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1436 01:39:23,441 --> 01:39:26,274 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1437 01:39:26,307 --> 01:39:30,307 ♪ Ooh one can go out to a movie ♪ 1438 01:39:30,474 --> 01:39:32,874 ♪ Looking for a special treat ♪ 1439 01:39:32,907 --> 01:39:36,274 ♪ Two can make that single movie ♪ 1440 01:39:36,407 --> 01:39:39,341 ♪ Something really kind of sweet ♪ 1441 01:39:39,474 --> 01:39:42,407 ♪ Yeah one can take a walk in the moonlight ♪ 1442 01:39:42,541 --> 01:39:45,374 ♪ Thinking that it's really nice ♪ 1443 01:39:45,407 --> 01:39:48,574 ♪ But two walking hand-in-hand ♪ 1444 01:39:48,707 --> 01:39:50,541 ♪ Is like adding just a pinch of spice ♪ 1445 01:39:50,707 --> 01:39:54,307 ♪ Yeah it takes two, baby ♪ 1446 01:39:54,441 --> 01:39:56,941 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1447 01:39:57,274 --> 01:39:59,341 ♪ Me and you ♪ 1448 01:40:00,474 --> 01:40:02,541 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1449 01:40:03,907 --> 01:40:06,607 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1450 01:40:06,674 --> 01:40:09,574 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1451 01:40:09,741 --> 01:40:12,741 ♪ To make a dream come true ♪ 1452 01:40:12,907 --> 01:40:14,841 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1453 01:40:28,907 --> 01:40:30,607 ♪ Me and you ♪ 1454 01:40:31,974 --> 01:40:33,707 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 1455 01:40:35,274 --> 01:40:37,874 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1456 01:40:38,241 --> 01:40:40,874 ♪ It takes two, baby ♪ 1457 01:40:41,207 --> 01:40:44,274 ♪ To make a dream come true ♪ 1458 01:40:44,407 --> 01:40:45,907 ♪ It just takes two ♪ 104094