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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:49,000 Subtitles manually transcribed by [Subtopian] for subscene.com 3 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:06,800 ? "Hard Times" ? ? Performed by: Baby Huey ? 4 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:17,800 ? Cold, cold eyes upon me they stare ? 5 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:22,800 ? People all around me ? ? and they're all in fear ? 6 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:27,600 ? They don't seem to want me ? ? but they won't admit ? 7 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:33,000 ? I must be some kind of creature ? ? up here having fits ? 8 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:38,200 ? From my party house, ? ? I'm afraid to come outside ? 9 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:43,400 ? Although I'm filled with love ? ? I'm afraid they'll hurt my pride ? 10 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:47,800 ? So I play the part ? ? I feel they want of me ? 11 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:53,800 ? And I pull the shades ? ? so I won't see them seein' me ? 12 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:59,400 ? Havin' hard times in this crazy town ? 13 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:04,800 ? Havin' hard times, ? ? there's no love to be found ? 14 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:10,000 ? Havin' hard times in this crazy town ? 15 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:15,600 ? Havin' hard times, ? ? there's no love to be found ? 16 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:24,200 ? From my party house, ? ? I feel like meetin' others ? 17 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:28,400 ? Familiar faces, creed and race, ? ? a brother ? 18 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:34,200 ? But to my surprise ? ? I find a man corrupt ? 19 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:39,800 ? Although he be my brother, ? ? he wants to hold me up ? 20 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:45,400 ? Havin' hard times in this crazy town ? 21 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:50,600 ? Havin' hard times, ? ? there's no love to be found ? 22 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:55,800 ? Havin' hard times in this crazy town ? 23 00:02:55,900 --> 00:03:01,200 ? Havin' hard times, ? ? there's no love to be found ? 24 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,400 ? So many hard times... ? 25 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,800 ? Sleepin' on motel floors ? 26 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:16,800 ? Knockin' on my brother's door ? 27 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:23,400 ? Eatin' Spam and Oreos ? ? and drinkin' Thunderbird baby ? 28 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,400 ? Had enough... ? 29 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,400 ? In this crazy town ? 30 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:36,600 ? Havin' hard times, ? ? there's no love to be found ? 31 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:42,000 ? Havin' hard times in this crazy town ? 32 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:47,600 ? Havin' hard times, ? ? there's no love to be found ? 33 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:00,200 - OK, Sid. - Good luck to you. 34 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,600 You look like shit. 35 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,200 You look worse. 36 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:16,800 Yeah? 37 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:24,000 So I kinda missed you. 38 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,400 Missed you too. 39 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,800 - That just get weird? - Yes, maybe a little. 40 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,400 Here, take your bags? 41 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,000 I can handle it. 42 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,800 - You remember this. - Ah, my favorite car. 43 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:50,000 Subtitles manually transcribed by [Subtopian] for subscene.com 44 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:03,700 So... 45 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,900 this is me. 46 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,500 - You're kidding. - Hey, this couch falls out. 47 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,700 Or you could sleep in the window seat. 48 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,300 This is the worst apartment I've ever seen. 49 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:22,100 Hey, it's not much, but it's mine. There's cable TV, everything. 50 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,100 - This is for me? - No, it's for my other friend, 51 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,900 - who just got out of prison. - Heh. 52 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,900 Whoa, "The Three Musketeers." 53 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,300 Hey, look at Hirschey. 54 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,500 Looks like a baby. 55 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,300 - Those were the days, my friend. - Yeah. 56 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,300 Your place... 57 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,500 looks... 58 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,900 like where I just came from. 59 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,300 - Except it's worse. - It's not to your liking? Sorry. 60 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,900 "Not to my liking"... 61 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,700 is the understatement of all time. 62 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,400 - There's cable TV. - Yeah, I know, you said that already. 63 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,300 I got Starz and Showtime, and I was in fucking lockdown. 64 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,900 I need to wash up. 65 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,100 Can I use the commode for like two seconds? 66 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,500 - Sure. - Thank you. 67 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,300 I hope the commode is to your liking. 68 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,900 Ah... 69 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,700 Hey, brother. 70 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,100 Could we skedaddle outta here, you think 71 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,500 You know, is Mama Zeech's still open? 72 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,100 Yeah. 73 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,700 Good, I've been dreaming about their coffee. 74 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,300 Yeah, I could use a cup right now. 75 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,500 We could do whatever you want, Val. 76 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,100 It's your day. 77 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,700 Yeah, let's do it. 78 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,700 Yeah. 79 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,700 Feel like partying? 80 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,300 - Cause I could fucking party right now. - No, I don't feel like partying. 81 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,900 So, what then? 82 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,300 I don't know what to tell you, Val. I do the same thing everyday, I paint... 83 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:49,900 the sunrise, watch the cable TV, try to eat right, relax, go to bed. 84 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,500 Nothing earth-shattering. 85 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,700 How's, uh, your daughter. How's Jessica? 86 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,500 She doesn't want me to find her. 87 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,900 - And? - I did anyway, she's working... 88 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,300 Minneapolis. 89 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,300 Oh, yeah? Didn't she have a kid? Your granddaughter? 90 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,500 She did... does. 91 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,300 What's she up to? 92 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,300 I couldn't find her. 93 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,900 I kept in touch with some people. 94 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,100 What people? 95 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,500 Well, what people do you think? 96 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,500 Friends. 97 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,300 High, low places. 98 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,300 Friends who would be... 99 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,900 amenable to us having our comeback. 100 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,900 - I'm retired. - You're retired. 101 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,500 I'm serious. 102 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,500 Another subject. 103 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,100 I could really fucking party. 104 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,700 - You know what I'm saying? - Should we go to Miss D's? 105 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,900 Miss D's? 106 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,500 Still exists? 107 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,300 It's Doc, I called. 108 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,100 - Yeah. - This is Val. 109 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,100 - Yeah, yeah. - Hey. 110 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:03,900 Come in. 111 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,500 Looks the same. 112 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,500 Miss de Havilland around anywhere? 113 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,900 Yeah, I'm Miss de Havilland. 114 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,700 He's talking about your mother, I think. 115 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:20,300 Oh, she couldn't take the cold, so she set up shop in Florida, Boca. 116 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,100 - You look like her. - Yeah? 117 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,700 Anyway, my friend is looking for a party 118 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,300 Yeah? 119 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,300 What kind of party? 120 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,500 - Bar Mitzvah. - Ah... 121 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,700 - Coming out party, going in party. - Yeah, I got the next best thing. 122 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,500 Oxana. 123 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,700 Now, look at this. 124 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,100 I think that's the party I'm talking about, yeah. 125 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,500 She's from Minsk. 126 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,700 Very clean. 127 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,300 Oh, yeah. 128 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,900 Clean is good. 129 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,500 - Happy parole. - Follow me. 130 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,700 Enjoy. 131 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,900 All right. 132 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:10,100 - Have a seat. Relax, relax. - Thanks. Yeah. 133 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,300 Fixed the place up. 134 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,700 - It's the same, but different. - Huh. 135 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:18,900 Ah... 136 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,900 Would you give my regards to your mother, please? 137 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,300 We used to be close, old friends. 138 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,500 I hope she still remembers me. 139 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,300 So do I. 140 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,900 - Hello. - She's a beauty. 141 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,700 Hello. 142 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,100 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Nice... 143 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,100 too. Sweet girl. 144 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,300 Aren't you? 145 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,900 - She is. - Come on. 146 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,700 - Wanna have fun? - I'm retired. 147 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,700 - We'll have fun. - Trust me, case closed. 148 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,500 - Come on. - Wendy... 149 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,700 I need to use the phone, is that okay? 150 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,900 Yeah, use... there's one... there's one through there. 151 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,700 Thank you. 152 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,900 - Hey. - That was quick. 153 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,900 - Yeah, didn't work. - Something wrong? 154 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,100 - It's not good. - No, not good. 155 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,900 - Oh, it's okay, it's okay. - We'll be back. 156 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:17,900 What are you smiling at? 157 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,500 - You find it funny? Is this funny? - Nuh... nuh... no, no, I just... 158 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,500 Do you have anything that are good to help my friend out? 159 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,100 Boner pills? 160 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,100 Oh, we've... we ran out of boner pills. 161 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,500 Is this a first for you? 162 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,700 - It's okay. - We'll come back. 163 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,900 - Yeah? - Yeah. 164 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,900 - Just keep smiling. - We'll be back. 165 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,100 I'll settle up with you. 166 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,900 Guys, if you get back before seven, I'll give you the "Early Bird Special." 167 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,100 - Now I thought you said you're retired. - Uh-huh. 168 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,900 But some tools... 169 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,700 you hate to give up. 170 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,500 Yeah. I could've done that with my dick. 171 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,100 Come on in. That's why we're here. 172 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,700 - Oh, that was just plain cruel. - I'm sorry. 173 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,700 Remember that time you threw that Greek out of the hotel window? 174 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,300 I do. 175 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,100 Fell straight on to a street meat vendor 176 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,000 I felt bad about that part. 177 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,300 Oh, this is definitely a violation of my parole. 178 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:30,500 It's OK, I need to fill my Nexium prescription anyway. 179 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,500 - What's Nexium? - It's for my ulcer. 180 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,300 So, what are we looking for? 181 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,300 Ah, this. 182 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,700 What is that? 183 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,900 - Mm-hmm. - Oh... 184 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,500 You're only supposed to take one. 185 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,500 I wanna make sure. 186 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,300 So, we... we... done here? 187 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,900 No, I need some Perindopril. 188 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,700 What? 189 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,500 And some... 190 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:08,700 Ooh, Latanoprost. My co-pay is insane on this one. 191 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,700 And, uh, ooh, Aldactone for hypertension 192 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,100 Mm-hmm. 193 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,700 How much shit are you on? 194 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,100 A lot. 195 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,500 So how long does this take to get the pipes working? 196 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,700 I wouldn't know. 197 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,500 So what are we gonna do while we wait? 198 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,900 Three Andrew Jacksons say I, uh, run this table. 199 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,900 But, uh, you don't have any money. 200 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,100 What does that mean? 201 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,900 You spot me. 202 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,300 But, uh, that would be robbing Peter to pay Paul. 203 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,900 "Each one must give as he has decided in his heart," 204 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,300 - "not reluctantly or under compulsion." - Uh-huh, Corinthians. 205 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,900 - Chapter nine, verse seven. - I love Corinthians. 206 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,900 OK, um, let's do the five. 207 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,100 - Oh, it's on now. - Oh, wait, let me get out of your way. 208 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,900 Go ahead, stay in my way then. 209 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,300 - Oh! - See? 210 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:13,900 Keep it. 211 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,700 - Thank you. - It's yours. 212 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,700 Oh, you gave me a nice thing here. 213 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,300 - Too easy, but I'm gonna take it. - Oh, it is easy. 214 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,100 - Hello! - Oh! 215 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,900 - That was not fair. - No, it wasn't. 216 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,900 Uh-oh. 217 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,700 What? 218 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:39,300 Mount Everest just moved into my pants. 219 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,700 So... 220 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,700 all systems go? 221 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,500 Oh, yeah. 222 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,700 I'm so fucking hard... 223 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,300 I could cut a diamond. 224 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,700 - You shouldn't have taken so many. - Oh, fuck that. 225 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,700 My old friend. 226 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,500 - Are you ready, Val? - Ooh, ah, whoa... 227 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,100 You don't know. I never been more ready. 228 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,300 - Let us go. - Oh, yes. 229 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:15,900 Come on. 230 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,700 Next smile you see, will be on Oxana's face. 231 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,300 He's my only son. 232 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,900 - Aw... - I'm coming in to use the phone, OK? 233 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,300 Paul, where's my fucking Kung Pao Chicken? 234 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:44,100 - It's on it's way. You got a call. - Fuck my ass. Gimme the phone. 235 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,500 Claphands here. 236 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,700 It's Doc. 237 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,500 Would the package be delivered on time? 238 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,900 I can't do what I said I would do. 239 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,300 Well then, if you 240 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,100 can't deliver the package, 241 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,700 then you won't be a friend of mine any longer. 242 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,900 Do I need to become more explicit here? 243 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,300 No. 244 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,300 No. 245 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,900 I didn't think so. 246 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,700 How long do I have? 247 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,500 What do you mean "how long do you have"? 248 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,500 To deliver the package. 249 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,900 How long do I have? 250 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,500 I don't fucking believe this shit. 251 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,100 Do I have dementia? Paul, who's the President of the United States? 252 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,900 - Um... - Shut the fuck up! 253 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,300 You have until morning. 254 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,500 What, like ten, or later, like brunch time? 255 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,700 This is like talking to Conchita my maid 256 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,900 Kill him by 10 o'clock in the AM, or you're dead too. 257 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,100 Motherfucker shoots my only son! 258 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:05,100 The only reason I've let you live was for this. We clear? 259 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,900 - We're clear. - Then good night. 260 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,700 Wendy, Wendy. 261 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:28,900 Doc. 262 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,700 - Everything all right? - No, but thank you for asking. 263 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,700 Bet you're the type of man who wouldn't let a lady drink by herself, huh? 264 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,100 Of course not. 265 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,900 Just a pfft taste. 266 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,700 This is good stuff. 267 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,500 Ah... 268 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:05,300 Doc, my mother always told me to do the best with what you have, where you are. 269 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,300 Your mother was something. 270 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,700 Oh... Ah... 271 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,300 So, did everything work this time, Valentine? 272 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:22,100 Four times. It worked. I coulda gone again, but she's all worn out. 273 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,900 - Good for you. - Come on, let's blow this pop stand. 274 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,900 Wendy, for everything, thank you. 275 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,100 Hope we find peace, Doc. 276 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,500 - Me too. - I feel so ready to party. 277 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,100 Bye, Smiley. 278 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,900 Those girls look like they wanna party. 279 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,900 - Why embarrass yourself? - Ah... 280 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,300 Embarrass myself? 281 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,100 We're doing a battle of the balls. This goes up and down like a fucking yo-yo. 282 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,100 Pray for me. 283 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,900 Hey, ladies. 284 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,500 Whaddya say, whaddya know? 285 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,700 It's me, Jack-a-Mo. 286 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,100 Shouldn't you be in bed? 287 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,700 In bed? 288 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,700 Baby... 289 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,700 I got a python in my pants... 290 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,700 harder than the Rock of Gibral... 291 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:38,900 Don't talk to me. 292 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,900 - Can we go home now? - Oh, no. Definitely not now. 293 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,900 We don't go home. 294 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,300 We're just gettin' started, buddy. 295 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,700 I need uh, 20 bucks. I'll be right back. 296 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,500 - What are you doing, Val? - Just give it to me, I'm not asking. 297 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,500 Yeah. 298 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,100 Hey, hey, can you help a brother out? 299 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,300 What's happening? 300 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,900 I want you to play something a lil' different. 301 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,300 You know, like when music was still music, when it had a lil' soul. 302 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,300 - Ah, ya talking old school. - Old school, yeah. 303 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,100 Right, yeah, there's not much call for old school around here. 304 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,900 Well, tonight may be different, OK? 305 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,300 - I think it could be. - I can trust you, right? Slow. 306 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,300 - You can trust me. - Don't let me down. 307 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,100 Hey, I'm back. 308 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,100 First of all, I just want to say, it was rude, what I did. 309 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,300 - Yes. - And I deserve everything you gave me. 310 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,500 I apologize. You forgive me? 311 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,700 Anyway, do you like to dance? 312 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,500 - Mm-hmm. - Lisa. 313 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,500 Listen, Lisa, um, I'm Valentine. 314 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,500 My friends call me Val, and here's the situation. 315 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,500 I've been away for a long time. 316 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,500 I mean, where, I can't say, but I really need you to dance with me. 317 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,500 Now, I'm not gonna ask you to go home with me, I'm not gonna try to kiss you, 318 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,500 or you know, feel your ass, or anything. 319 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,500 I just wanna dance. One song. 320 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,300 That's all I'm proposing. Two people... 321 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,900 holdin' each other, smiling at time, nothing else. 322 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,900 After that, you'll never see me, or hear from me... 323 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,900 again. I promise. How's that sound to you, Lisa? 324 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,700 Whaddya think? 325 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,700 - All right, Val. - All right, that's good. 326 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,500 Give your glass to me. 327 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,300 ? When Something is Wrong with My Baby ? ? Performed by: Sam & Dave ? 328 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,900 ? When something is wrong ? 329 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:01,100 ? with my baby ? 330 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,500 ? Something is wrong ? 331 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:11,700 ? with me ? 332 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,100 ? And if I know ? 333 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:22,100 ? she is worried ? 334 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,500 ? Then well I know I would feel ? 335 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,500 ? the same little misery ? 336 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,300 ? But we've been through ? 337 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,900 ? so much together ? 338 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,700 ? We stand as one ? 339 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,500 ? And that's what makes it better ? 340 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,900 ? When something is wrong ? 341 00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:00,500 ? with my baby ? 342 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:08,500 ? Something is wrong with me ? 343 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,100 ? And that is all, y'all ? 344 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,500 - Thank you. - Thank you. 345 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,500 What can I say? 346 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,300 Lemme see this. 347 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,900 For cataracts. 348 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,100 Yeah? 349 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,700 If I blow 'em maybe they'll gimme a buzz 350 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,100 Ah... 351 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,900 Hey, buddy. 352 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,100 Hmm... 353 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,100 Ooh, goddamn, what else you got? 354 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,700 Lemme try it. 355 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,300 Aldactone, got some for hypertension. 356 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,700 OK, motherfuckers, here you go. 357 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:12,900 Never know what can 358 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,300 - come out of this shit. - Nice. 359 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,100 Hey, hey, hey, listen, no drugs at the bar. You want to do drugs, have the 360 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,500 - courtesy to take it to the bathroom. - No, no, no, no, it's prescription. 361 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,100 I got the hypertension. 362 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,500 Well, you find that funny, I don't. 363 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,500 No, no, no, listen, what else can I get you guys? 364 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,500 Yeah, we want a couple of drinks to go. 365 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,700 - To go? - Yeah. 366 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,500 - Uh, that's illegal. - And this isn't? 367 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,900 - Here, let's make it legal. - Okay. 368 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,300 You got it. 369 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,100 Ah... 370 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,700 Hmph, what's this? 371 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,500 Um, just trying to see what time it is? 372 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,500 You know what time it is? 373 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,700 You wanna move back a little, sonny boy? 374 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,700 Says so right there. 375 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,300 Yeah, it's gettin' kinda late. 376 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,100 - Isn't it? - Mm-hmm. 377 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,500 Come on, let's go. 378 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,300 What was that? 379 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,900 - Stupid jerk. - Strange. 380 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,500 All our friends... 381 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,300 all our business associates... 382 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,700 out of sight, out of mind. 383 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,900 You're the only one... 384 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,100 who kept in touch. 385 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,500 - I know, Val. - Let me talk for two fucking seconds. 386 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,500 You... 387 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,700 sent me... 388 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,900 those care packages. 389 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,700 And those paintings... 390 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,100 I never told you how beautiful they were 391 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,700 - Thank you. - Can I talk for two fucking seconds? 392 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,700 I'm serious. 393 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,700 I never told ya. 394 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,700 I would stare at... 395 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,900 those paintings. 396 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,900 I could feel... 397 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,900 the sun rising. 398 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,500 I could feel it. 399 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,500 Thank you, Val. 400 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,500 You're my only friend. 401 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,100 You are mine. 402 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,900 Sit in the car, come on. 403 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,500 Oh, boy... 404 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,700 - I'm still hard, is that a problem? - It is, actually. 405 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,100 - I feel kinda light-headed. - It's all right. 406 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,300 - Ah... - Let's get your leg in there. 407 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,300 - Oh, shit. - It's all right. 408 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:54,900 Mm-hmm. 409 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,300 Oh... uh-oh. 410 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,300 "Uh-oh" what? 411 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,700 I think I'm gonna pass out. 412 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,500 ? "How Long" ? ? Performed by: Charles Bradley ? 413 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,700 ? How long ? 414 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,500 ? must I keep going on? ? 415 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,300 ? How long ? 416 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,100 ? must I keep going on? ? 417 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,300 ? To see ? 418 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,100 ? all these pains in the world ? 419 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,300 ? How long? ? 420 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,900 ? Oh... ? 421 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,700 ? Tell me, tell me ? 422 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,300 ? Tell me ? 423 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,900 ? How long? ? 424 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,500 ? Oh... ? 425 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,100 Wake up. 426 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:36,300 I'm up. 427 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,100 - Val, wake up. - I'm up, I'm up. 428 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,300 - You OK? - I don't think so. 429 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,300 Am I gonna die? 430 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,300 Not tonight. 431 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,700 Well, it's OK, you know. You-you-you could... you could tell me. 432 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,700 Tell me straight, all right? I-I just... 433 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,100 Not on my watch. 434 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,300 OK. 435 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,500 - Doc, you there? - Yeah. 436 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,100 I just wanna know if something's gonna happen, that's all. I-I just... 437 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,300 I like to know what's gonna happen. I like information, OK? 438 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,100 Hirsch? 439 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,300 Who's that? 440 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,700 It's Hirschey's daughter. 441 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,100 You're Hirschey's daughter. Are you kidding me? 442 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,300 You got so big. 443 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,900 - I knew you when you was little. - Yeah, time flies, right? 444 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,700 I'm fuckin' dying, I'm dying. 445 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,100 - What? - I'm fucking dying. 446 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,900 - I'm so dizzy. - Rest. 447 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,100 - Oh... - Take a deep breath. 448 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,100 Ah... 449 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,700 Relax, he's not dying. Doctor's gonna be here in a couple of minutes. 450 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,500 - How is your father? - His emphysema's pretty bad. 451 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,900 He's over at The Lighthouse Nursing Home these days, ever since mom died. 452 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,100 - He's hanging in. - For your 10th birthday, we were there. 453 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,900 I threw you up in the air. 454 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,700 - That was you? - I threw you up in the air 455 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,500 and I caught you. 456 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,700 Remember that? 457 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,300 I felt like I was flying. I remember you catching me. 458 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,100 Remember that? I'm glad. 459 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,500 How'd... Oh, help. Have mercy. 460 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,100 You were in jail, right? 461 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,500 - Yeah, s-so what? - What'd you do? 462 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,900 I'm supposed to answer that? Fuck, I-I-I got like no blood in my brain any more. 463 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,700 - He had some bad luck is all. - Oh, yeah, well, I know all about that. 464 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,900 - Excuse me. - Yup. 465 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,100 - Take a quick look. - Mm-hmm. 466 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,900 - How many pills did he take? - A fistful. 467 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,900 - I see. - Are you a real doctor? 468 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,100 Are you a real patient? Is that a real penis? 469 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,500 Mr. Valentine, you have what is called vein-induced priapism. 470 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,600 Now, I can give you some blood thinners to open things up a bit, but, uh... 471 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,700 old blood's gotta be removed, in order for fresh blood to flow in. 472 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,700 - Removed in what way, removed? - What's he talk... 473 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,100 - Oh! - Oh, fuck me. 474 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,100 OK, let's relax. 475 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,900 What is this? Where are you going, Doc? Where are you going? 476 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,300 I'm outta here. 477 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,700 - Oh, no, what are you doing? - I'll be... I'll be in the waiting room 478 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,100 Look at me, breathe. 479 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,700 - Maybe I partied a lil' too hard. - Maybe a little. 480 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,100 I don't have, uh... 481 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,500 health insurance. 482 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,500 - I paid the bill. - OK. 483 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,900 So who's gonna do it? 484 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,500 - Do what? - You know what. 485 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,100 I don't. 486 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:13,100 Let's just drop the "welcome home" thing, OK? I know. 487 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,300 - Hey there, Doc. - Hey, Alex. 488 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,700 - Who's your friend? - This is my best friend... 489 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,300 Valentine. Alex, he just got back from a long trip. 490 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,900 Well, how was your trip, Valentine? 491 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,700 Oh it was... um, I'm just glad I'm back, and I don't answer to the name Valentine 492 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:37,100 - My friends call me Val. - OK, well, then I'll call you Val, Val. 493 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,700 - Well, then we're friends. - Yeah, you can never have enough. 494 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,100 - Yeah, you're right, there. - Doc and I, well, we've been friends 495 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,100 - for a while now, haven't we? - We have. 496 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,100 I remember the very first time he walked in here. 497 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,500 - You remember that? - Sure I do. 498 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,300 I hate to break up this "remembering the more wistful times", but... 499 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:00,100 - I'm-I'm a little on the peckish side. - Sure, what'll it be tonight, fellas? 500 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,500 - Uh, a tea and lemon, please. - OK. 501 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,700 Uh, I'll have the Surf n' Turf... 502 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,300 and a Root Beer Float. 503 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,100 All right, how do you like your steak done, Val? 504 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,700 Bloody. 505 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,100 - Coming right up. - Yeah. 506 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,100 - Enjoy your dinner, Ernie. - Can I have a little more? 507 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,100 Is she always so sweet? 508 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,700 Every day I walk outta here, I'm always better. 509 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,900 Yeah. 510 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,900 So who's gonna do it? 511 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,100 I don't know. 512 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,700 - It's you, isn't it. - I don't know. 513 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,900 It's you. Come on, just say it. It's you 514 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,700 Whaddya think this is here, I'm gonna blame you for anything? A job is a job. 515 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,100 If the roles were reversed, I'd do it in a heartbeat. 516 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,900 Come on, man, say it's you! 517 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:49,700 It's me. 518 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,900 Claphands. 519 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,700 He's got a mean streak in him, no? 520 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,500 - Bit of an understatement. - Yeah. 521 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,700 Meanest, most vindictive motherfucker... 522 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,300 outside the Devil himself. 523 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,900 First couple of years I was inside... 524 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,700 I had my head on a swivel, you know, I was looking here, looking there. 525 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,700 What the fuck is gonna happen, and when is it gonna happen? 526 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,300 Is it gonna happen in the laundry room, 527 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,900 on the yard, or am I gonna get it in the fucking cafetaria? 528 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,900 That's-that's all I thought about, and then I understood somethin'. 529 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,300 He's gonna make me... 530 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,300 serve every single day of my sentence. 531 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,500 So, it would end up just like this. 532 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,700 So, how were you gonna do it? 533 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,500 In my apartment, while you're asleep. 534 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,100 You see? 535 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,300 Thats got no flavor, thats got no style. 536 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,900 Come on, what is that? 537 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,300 While I'm asleep. 538 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,500 How do you think I should do it? 539 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,900 I don't. 540 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,500 There's the rub. 541 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,900 He put his son on the job. 542 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,700 This was a bad idea. 543 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,100 OK, fine, I'm not gonna ask questions. 544 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,100 First sign of trouble... 545 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,300 the kid panics, starts shooting everywhere... 546 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,300 catches my bullet... 547 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,300 in the crossfire. 548 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,700 - Could've been anybody's. - I was there, I know. 549 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,300 This was an accident. 550 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,900 How's it my fault? 551 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:05,900 I'm a fucking stand-up guy, I took the fall for everyone. 552 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,900 You did, I know that. 553 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:13,300 And they pressed me. I didn't say a word, not a fucking word. 554 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,500 And... 555 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,700 this is what it comes to. 556 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,500 When did Claphands give you this job? 557 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,900 The day... 558 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,500 you went in. 559 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,300 - For 28 years, he was sittin' on you. - Yes. 560 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,100 Now, that is fucked. 561 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,300 Here's your tea, Doc. 562 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,500 Root Beer Float for you. 563 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,100 And that's the Surf n' Turf. 564 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,300 Alex, can I say that... 565 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,500 this is the best Surf n' Turf I've seen in all my travels. 566 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,300 Yeah? 567 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,300 - Can I say that? - That's very kind of you to say, Val. 568 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,700 - Are you OK, Doc? - Yeah. 569 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,900 So when are you gonna do it? 570 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,300 By ten this morning, it has to be done. 571 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:27,900 OK. 572 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,300 Oh, nope, this doesn't work. What time is it now? 573 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,700 1:17 in the AM. 574 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,900 That's-that's about nine hours. 575 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,100 Yeah. 576 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,300 Let's get in the car. 577 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,500 Hey, man, let's... Why don't we skedaddle down the road a bit. 578 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,700 I wanna walk off this, uh... 579 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,700 Surf n' Turf with a Root Beer Float, you know... 580 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,700 my digestion. 581 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,300 Sure. 582 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,300 So, what are my options now? 583 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,900 You could run. 584 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,100 They'd find me. 585 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,100 You might buy some time. 586 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,100 - But if I run... - What? 587 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,300 You're not gonna have any friends any more. 588 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,700 True, but... 589 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,300 You'd have a head start at least. 590 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,500 Ah... better this way. 591 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,700 - How's it better? - It's better because... 592 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,300 - then I can say goodbye. - I don't want you to say goodbye. 593 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,900 Well, what do you want me to say then? 594 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,700 I have to say goodbye. There's nothing left for me to say. 595 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,500 Hold up. 596 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,100 - Something has presented itself. - What? 597 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:05,900 What? 598 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,500 What kind of a big, beautiful... 599 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,300 - beast of a car is this? - Val, no. 600 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,500 I think she's lonely. I think she wants us to take her out. 601 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,900 On a date. 602 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,300 This car belongs to the Jargoniew brothers. I happen to know them. 603 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,500 A-a-and that's supposed to mean somethin' to me? 604 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,100 Nobody messes with these guys. 605 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,500 These are the type of guys, take yer kidneys out, not even sell them 606 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,500 If we only had a coat hanger, right? 607 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,100 You can't open a car 608 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,300 - with a coat hanger any more, Val. - Says who? 609 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,700 Says the people who make cars. 610 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,500 What kinda asshole keeps a car like this open? 611 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,700 These guys don't worry about somebody stealing their car, Val. 612 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,100 They better start. 613 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,700 - Come on. - These guys, I'm telling you... 614 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,700 These morons even left the key. 615 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,100 What the... where does this fucking key go? 616 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,900 This is not a good idea, Val. 617 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,700 Yeah, well, my life is full of "not good ideas." 618 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,500 How do you start it, you know how? 619 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:21,300 - They make cars differently these days. - Yeah, so you know how to do it? 620 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,700 - Put your foot on the brake. - Yeah. 621 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,700 - And press that button. - This button? 622 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,700 See? 623 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,700 - Holy shit, fuck. - Whoa... 624 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,900 Where to? 625 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,500 Where to? Whaddya think? 626 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,300 - Our friend needs rescuing. - Yes. 627 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,700 Whoa... I don't ever wanna end up in one of these places. 628 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,700 Me too. 629 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,100 - Hey, excuse me. - Yeah? 630 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,100 Would you happen to know where Richard Hirsch's room is? 631 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,100 - I like Hirsch. Are you his friends? - Yeah, the best. 632 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,100 His room is... 633 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,100 down at the end of the hall, and to your left. 634 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,900 Thanks a bunch. 635 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,100 - Hey, are you here to rescue him? - How'd you know? 636 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,700 I wish somebody would come and rescue me 637 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,900 We all do, honey. 638 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,900 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 639 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,100 - I feel like I'm dreaming. - Hirsch. 640 00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:01,700 You're still here. We're all still here. You fucking guys, its like the old days. 641 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,500 So? 642 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,900 Get me the fuck outta here. 643 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,500 - Get me outta here. - Here. 644 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,100 - Yeah. - Ah... 645 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,300 Wait a second, let me get a hit. 646 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,700 Let's escape. 647 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,300 You want us to bring that? 648 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,100 - Nada, let's roll. - You better get dressed. 649 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,700 Oh, man, the sweet taste of freedom. 650 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,500 We got a ride? 651 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:35,900 This is it. 652 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,700 - Huh? - Right here. 653 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,900 Oh, man. 654 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,900 You get to drive it. 655 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,100 - Oh-ho. - OK. 656 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,300 Oop... Ah... 657 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,100 - There's no leg room here. - Yeah. 658 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,300 Tight back here, I just banged my head. 659 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,700 The hell with your leg room. I'm 6' 2", let's go. 660 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,100 - Ey. - The situation is not ideal. 661 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,900 - You're a master. - Yeah, I was. 662 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,700 - You are. - I was. 663 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,500 - You don't forget that stuff. - You're a master, Hirsch. 664 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,300 Four minutes ago, you were sittin' in a dying house. 665 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:13,500 Now you're sittin' in this beast of a car, you know. The situation's OK. 666 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,500 Is that right? Gimme the key. 667 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,700 There's no key. 668 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,700 - Don't fuck around, gimme the key. - It's new. It's a button. 669 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,900 - And it's automatic. - You push the button. 670 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,100 - A button? - It's computers. 671 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,500 - Is it here? - Yeah. 672 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,900 You put-put your foot on the brake at the same time. 673 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,900 - All right. - OK? 674 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,300 - Yeah. - Can we go now? 675 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,300 Well, it's a million dials here. I never saw this before. 676 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,900 Man, this is like the future. 677 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,300 Oh-ho! 678 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,900 Very nice. 679 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,300 So, Hirsch... 680 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,100 Whaddya been doing since the last time I saw you. 681 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,500 Grieving, mostly. 682 00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,700 - Ah, me too. - A different kind, I guess. 683 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:10,300 Hey, I'm sorry for your loss. Sorry about Julie. 684 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,700 Well you know, she was in a lot of pain. 685 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,100 - Yup. - Uh... Whaddya say. 686 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,300 So how's your health? 687 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,300 Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago. 688 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,300 What'd they take out? 689 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,700 I don't know. I didn't ask. It's none of business. 690 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,300 But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic. 691 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,900 - Which way is the highway? - Not the highway, Hirsch. 692 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,100 Which way is the highway? I'm not gonna ask again. 693 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,300 - Go left. - Go left, young man. 694 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,100 - Go left! - Yo! 695 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,100 - So I got into gardening. - Where? In the joint? 696 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,300 - Yeah. - Yeah, Julie was into that. 697 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,700 - No, yeah? - Yeah. 698 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,100 I got quite a little green thumb, fellas 699 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,300 - I'm not surprised. - Whoa! 700 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,900 I knew a guy got out, committed a crime, 701 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,500 in order to get back in, so he could see how his garden was going. 702 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,900 Sounds like you loved it too. 703 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,900 Loved it? I love it. I mean, I still do. 704 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,900 Uh-oh. 705 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,300 "Uh-oh" what? 706 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,700 - Don't worry, I can lose 'em. - I got paroled today. 707 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,300 We're driving in a stolen car, and I imagine you're carrying a weapon. 708 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,300 I am. 709 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,100 - So? - So... 710 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,700 I'm already fucked five ways to Sunday. 711 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,900 Let's rumble! 712 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,300 We got two of them. 713 00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,700 I can see, I can see. 714 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,100 Hirsch, remember the time in that shitbox car, with the Chinaman? 715 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,300 Yeah, I do. 716 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,100 I think you should do that again. 717 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,300 - You do, huh? - I do. 718 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,500 Hey, Hirsch, nice driving, by the way. 719 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,700 - Thanks. - I mean, you still got it, buddy. 720 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,300 - Yeah, I do, don't I? - Yeah, absolutely. 721 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:52,100 - That was intense. I got a rush. - Hey, I threw up in my mouth. 722 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,300 So when'd you get out, Val? 723 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,900 Today. 724 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,100 - Today? - Yeah. 725 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,700 - Get the hell outta here. - No, yeah, ask Doc. 726 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,900 - No kidding. - Yeah. 727 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,300 - We got sprung on the same day. - It's nice you can share that. 728 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,500 - 28 years. - 28 fucking years. 729 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,700 You did your time like a man, Val. You're a stand-up all the way. 730 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,700 Well, you know, you and Doc would have done the same. 731 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,300 Well, I would like to think so. 732 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,300 It's possible, either way is possible, but you did it, Val. 733 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,300 True. I can't believe... 734 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,300 you guys didn't work together... 735 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,300 - all this time. - Nope. 736 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,900 No, no, no, Claphands retired us, that was that. 737 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,100 And it was. 738 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,500 He can't forgive himself, so everybody else has gotta pay. 739 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,100 So whaddya wanna do now you're out, Val? 740 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,700 I always wanted to finish high school. 741 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,100 Learn more about the human condition. 742 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,900 How about you, Hirsch? 743 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,100 Is there anything in this life, that you haven't done... 744 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,100 that you would like to have a chance to do? 745 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,300 Two girls at the same time. 746 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,900 - That's very doable, no, Doc? - Yeah, done and done. 747 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,100 Back so soon? 748 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,100 One more time, you get the free coffee mug. 749 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,900 Wendy, we'd like you to meet our associate, Richard Hirsch. 750 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,900 How're you doin'? 751 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,100 Hullo. 752 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:20,300 He's looking for, what is known in French, as the "m�nage � trois." 753 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,100 Shi--t. 754 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,700 Oxana's the only one working, uh... 755 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,700 Irena fell down the stairs. 756 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,300 Oh, what about you? 757 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,500 Who, me? 758 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,500 No... I don't do it for money. I just... 759 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,900 Well, we won't pay ya. 760 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,300 Oh... 761 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,700 Excuse me, uh, what's your name? 762 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,300 Wendy. 763 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,500 ...you're gonna have the greatest experience of your life... 764 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,100 up to you whether you wanna experience.. 765 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,300 ...to me and that big a deal. 766 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,900 - Do you promise? - I swear to God. 767 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,700 OK. 768 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,700 But it costs triple! 769 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,300 - Shouldn't it be double? - Yeah, it should. 770 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,500 Doc, if you please. 771 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,900 I guess. 772 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,700 Oxana. 773 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,700 Go easy on him, girls. 774 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,100 If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't... I wouldn't believe it. 775 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,500 He would pump it up on a vacuum cleaner. 776 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,300 Yeah? 777 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,500 He said, every day he would just... 778 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,900 whatever he did, he watched TV, he listened to the radio. 779 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,100 Now, he would atta... you know, the attachment on a vacuum cleaner. 780 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,300 Now, what do you call the thing that they... 781 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,300 - It's a nozzle. - The nozzle. 782 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,500 Yeah, but it's like, for taking the stuff off the corners of the couch. 783 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,500 - I mean why do you put your dick in it. - It doesn't matter because 784 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:04,700 it stretched his dick, and his dick kept getting bigger and bigger. 785 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,500 There's other ways. There's a Chinese thing I heard about. It's a jar. 786 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:14,900 They put bees in it. You put it on your schlong. The bees bite yer dick. 787 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,300 - Hello. - It-it gets all swollen, huge. 788 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,300 Yeah, but, uh, where do you put it? 789 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,500 I don't know. It's good for show anyway. 790 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,500 Well, that makes so much sense. 791 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,500 Hirsch has been up there a long time. 792 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,300 Well, good for him. 793 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,900 Whoa, here he comes! 794 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,700 So... 795 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,900 - pipes still workin'? - You could put it that way. 796 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,900 OK. Jesus, that's enough. 797 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,900 I do not know the English word for what I feel. 798 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,300 - "Surprised"? - I think it's called "lust," darling. 799 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,700 - "Love." That is close enough. - Good, OK. 800 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,900 - I didn't know you had it in ya. - I did. 801 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,500 Hirsch... 802 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,500 Hello. Oh... 803 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,100 OK. All right. 804 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,100 It's like a gum commercial. 805 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,700 - You've ruined me for any other man. - It's OK, you'll get over it. 806 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,100 Call me. 807 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,500 - Bye. - Thank you. 808 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,300 Hey, Hirsch... 809 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,900 Who knew you were a freak in bed. 810 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,300 Huh? 811 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,700 Wow, ya gotta feel great, no? 812 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,500 - I don't feel that great. - Why the fuck not? 813 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,500 I-I never went out on my wife before, it makes me feel like a piece of shit. 814 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,300 Hirschey, for Christ's sakes, she been dead for ages. 815 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,900 We were married for 40 fuckin' years! You don't get over that in five minutes. 816 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,100 ? "Hoochie Coochie Man" ? ? Performed by: Muddy Waters ? 817 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,500 ? The gypsy woman told my mother ? 818 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,700 ? Before I was born ? 819 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,300 ? I got a boy child's comin' ? 820 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,100 ? He's gonna be a son of a gun ? 821 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,300 Slow down! 822 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,300 - The cops are not following us. - The adrenaline keeps me alert. 823 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,300 If he slows down, he may fall asleep. 824 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,500 ? Then the world wanna know ? 825 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:11,500 ? What this all about ? 826 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,500 What's that? 827 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,700 - What the... - Was that us? 828 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,500 - What was that? - Wait a minute. 829 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,500 Shit, man, it's the trunk. Someone's in the trunk. 830 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,300 Yeah, yeah. 831 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,100 - OK, let's pull over. - No, pull over. That's not good. 832 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,500 That's a human sound there. 833 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,500 ? You know I'm the hoochie coochie man ? 834 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,900 ? Everybody knows I'm him ? 835 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,300 Fuckin'... here. 836 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,900 - So, we go on "three," right? - Look how I'm doing this. 837 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,900 One... two... three! 838 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,900 Oh, man... 839 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,900 - Get the gag out, get the gag out. - Yeah. 840 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:03,900 - Jesus Christ, who was driving? - Me. I was driving. 841 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,900 - Jesus... - How did you get in this trunk? 842 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,300 - I'm on vacation. - What does that mean? 843 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,100 - Get me outta here. - OK, OK. 844 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,700 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - I'm freezin'. 845 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,100 - Who are you? - I'm a friend of yours. Put this on. 846 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,300 My friend? 847 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,100 Hirsch, listen, you're gonna have to give me your pants. 848 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,300 Why? 849 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,100 Because she's naked. She's gonna need somethin' to wear. 850 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,100 I'm not giving her my pants. End of story. 851 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,900 Come on, she's got no clothes on. Give her your pants. 852 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,500 You wanna give her some pants? Give her your pants. 853 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,100 No, I'm not gonna give her my pants. 854 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,700 I gave her my jacket. My pants are important to me. Gimme, give, come on. 855 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,900 What makes you the arbiter of whose pants are important, 856 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,300 and whose pants are not important? 857 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,500 You don't need pants. You sit in the car driving. What the... 858 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,500 - How the fuck you need pants to drive? - I don't need pants? 859 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,700 I gotta go out and walk around. Come on, give... 860 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,100 I'm not giving her my fucking pants! End of story. 861 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,700 - OK. So, that's your final offer? - I'm not making any offers. 862 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,700 OK, plan B... Doc! 863 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:19,500 Song, how're you doing? Do you sell women's clothing here? 864 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,300 Do it look like it? 865 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,700 My friend just asked you a question, a polite question. 866 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,900 Could you give him a polite answer? 867 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,300 Ay, hijo chaqueta. You no hear so good, old man, or you just stupid? 868 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,100 - See that? - Hey, your jab still looks pretty good. 869 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,300 - You think so? - Yeah. 870 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,500 I thought I... I didn't get my hips into it. 871 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,900 No, no, no, it had a nice snap to it. 872 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,100 Thanks for saying so. 873 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,100 He's OK. 874 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,500 - You need anything? - Just my bill. 875 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,100 I think we should know certain things about her. 876 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,300 Here she comes. 877 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,700 Hey, look at that, clothes fit. 878 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,900 - Feeling better? - A little. Starvin'. 879 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,700 Ahem, so, Sylvia, why don't we, uh, continue where we left off? 880 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,900 So I was standing, waiting for a cab. 881 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:36,700 This car pulls up. Nice car. Nice smile. Asked me if I needed a ride. 882 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,100 I was late, so I said, "Sure." 883 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,900 Wow, you know, you shouldn't accept rides from strangers. 884 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,900 - Go fuck yourself, all right? - Hoo, ah, OK. 885 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,700 "Go fuck yerself," I like this girl. 886 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,500 There was another guy in the backseat who I didn't see. 887 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,300 He tied me up, took me to this warehouse 888 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,900 There were two other guys there. They were just laughing, whatever. 889 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,900 Pretty soon, I was naked, and, uh, figure out the rest. 890 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,100 - So you never saw these guys before. - Never. 891 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,700 What do you think, I put myself in the trunk? 892 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,100 How's everybody doing over here? 893 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,500 Good, thank you, Alex. 894 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,700 Doc, I didn't know you had so many friends. 895 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,900 Me too. 896 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,100 Well, let me know if I can get you anything else. 897 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,300 I'm fine, thanks. 898 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,100 Anyway, I passed out for a while, and um 899 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,700 woke up naked in the trunk of a car. 900 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,900 Now I'm sittin' here with you three with a friggin' Korean janitor outfit on. 901 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,300 I had a dog named Sylvia. 902 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,100 I loved that dog. I think about her every day. 903 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,300 There's so goddamned much I wanna forget 904 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,900 Where was this warehouse? 905 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,300 Show me where you found the car, and I'll show you the place. 906 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:55,900 We stole the car on Rodney Street, belongs to the Jargoniew brothers. 907 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,500 Total degenerate lowlifes. 908 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,700 Animals. 909 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,700 Maybe we could do somethin' about this situation. 910 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,700 So what do you guys wanna do about it? 911 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,700 What, you're gonna fuck 'em up with a pair of pliers? 912 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,500 It's only the beginning. 913 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,700 - Holy shit. Who are you guys? - Remember that? 914 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,900 - Oh, my baby, I've missed you. - Mr. Hirsch... 915 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,300 - Remember me? I do this. - Uh-huh. 916 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,900 - What time is it? - I don't know. What time is it? 917 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,100 It's time... 918 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,900 to kick ass... 919 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,300 or chew gum. 920 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,900 And guess what? 921 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,100 I'm all outta gum. 922 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,500 - Hey, Val... - Yeah. 923 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,500 It's like the old days, isn't it? 924 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,700 - No, it's better. - Yeah, why? 925 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,700 Because this time, we can appreciate it. 926 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,900 - Yeah, that's right. That's the reason. - See you soon. 927 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,300 I'll be right here. 928 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:23,700 - Yeah, OK, you see the place... - Mm-hmm. 929 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,500 You tell us, and then you take off, OK? 930 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,100 We're just three people, walking down the street, nothing suspicious. 931 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,100 This is it. 932 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,500 Around the corner. 933 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,100 OK, you need to go home now, Sylvia. 934 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,900 - No, I wanna watch. - Oh, no, honey, nobody watches us work. 935 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,900 Besides, there may be five or six guys in there, you know. 936 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,100 Just the two of us. It may not turn out the way we would hope. 937 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,900 - All right, so what? I-I can help. - Go home, get some rest. 938 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,100 - No. - We can't know... 939 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,300 - what's on the other side of that door. - No... No. 940 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,900 - I don't think she's gonna listen. - No, she seems, uh, firm about it. 941 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,300 - She's not gonna leave. - Listen, honey... 942 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,500 Why don't you wait here about 10 minutes, and then come on in. 943 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,900 Why are you doing this for me? 944 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,500 I don't understand the question. 945 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,500 You don't even know me. 946 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:28,900 It's true, but I know ya, at the same time. 947 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,700 - Makes me sick, what they did to you. - They're fuckin' animals. 948 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,900 - There used to be consequences. - Exactly. 949 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,900 They think they can do things like this to people, and get away with it. 950 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,300 Well, we're the fuckin' consequences. 951 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,300 And now for my next trick... 952 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,100 Gimme those picks. 953 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,700 It's probably open. 954 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,700 You're right. 955 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,100 Hey, fellas, what's going on? 956 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,300 - Fuck did you get in here? - We're friends of Sylvia. 957 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:05,300 Yeah, you remember Sylvia. The naked girl you put in your trunk. 958 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,700 The fuck you know about... trunk! 959 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,300 All right... 960 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,900 Anybody else wanna get shot? 961 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,700 OK. 962 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,300 Remember, fellas... 963 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,700 You reap what you sow. 964 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,900 Yes, I'd like to report a large cache of weapons and drugs. 965 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,300 What's the address here? 966 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,700 - It's Rodney Street. - I know that. What-what number? 967 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,900 Oh, what's your number here? 968 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,300 I asked you a question. 969 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,300 - Go fuck yerself. - Ooh... 970 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,700 I didn't hear the number. 971 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,500 - 172. - 172. 972 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,700 172 Rodney. Thank you so much. Have a great night. 973 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,900 You're your own worst fucking enemy. 974 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,100 Oh... oh, dear. 975 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,300 Oh, fuck. 976 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:28,500 Good evening, gentlemen. 977 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,500 Remember her? 978 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,100 Belle of the ball. 979 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,900 I think it's time for us to exit. 980 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:38,700 Stage left. 981 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,100 - OK, Sylvie... - Yeah? 982 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,900 You know, you got about eight minutes before the cops call. 983 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:46,700 Thank you. 984 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,300 Good luck! 985 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,300 - Good luck, fellas. - Enjoy. 986 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,300 You guys like the ballet, don't you? 987 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,100 "The Nutcracker" was my favorite. 988 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,700 Owwwww! 989 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,700 Here. Here's your gun back. 990 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:14,300 - Ahhhhh! - I got blood all over my jacket. 991 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,100 Look at this. 992 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,100 You can wash them. 993 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,700 You use the biological stuff. 994 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,900 - It takes the stains right out. - What the fuck is that, biological? 995 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,300 I'm telling you, it'll take that stain right out. 996 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,700 No, you can't get these stains out, no matter how many times you wash 'em. 997 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,900 A blood stain stays in. You can't get this fucking stuff out. 998 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,700 We'll get you a new suit. 999 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,100 - A new suit? - Yeah. 1000 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,100 That's a different conversation. 1001 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,500 What's going on here? 1002 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,300 What's this? 1003 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:54,900 Hey! 1004 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,100 - It's always somethin', ain't it? - Yeah. 1005 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,100 - He got his last wish. - Yeah. 1006 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,900 - We got to work together again. - Yeah, we got to work together again. 1007 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:25,300 So... 1008 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,900 I think we should bury him. 1009 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,100 Hirsch. 1010 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:43,900 - Uh, you know where Nina Hirsch works? - I think she's over there. 1011 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:54,300 - Hey, Nina, remember us? - Sure. How's your pecker? 1012 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:58,700 It's all right. Uh, listen, uh, your dad's dead. 1013 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,100 - What? - We're sorry. 1014 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,700 But, how do you know he's dead? 1015 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:14,300 Well, we-we-we took him for a night out is all, and well, you know, he died. 1016 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,500 Where is he? 1017 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:25,100 He's outside in a stolen sports car, in the front seat. 1018 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:35,100 - See? - He's still warm. 1019 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,500 It didn't happen, uh, more than 30 minutes ago. 1020 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,500 - What were you guys doing? - Having fun just like old times. 1021 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:57,500 - He went out with a bang. - Is there a family plot or something? 1022 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,700 We thought we should bury him. 1023 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,900 You... you wanna bury him now? 1024 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:11,900 Tonight? 1025 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,900 Well, for us, it's gotta be tonight. 1026 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,700 They won't miss this. 1027 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,300 Give it to you, Hirsch. 1028 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:25,900 Here you go, my boy. 1029 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,900 I think Hirsch will be glad to be next to your mother. 1030 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,500 He bought this plot when I was four. 1031 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,100 He told me... 1032 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:46,500 "Darlin', just come visit me from time to time. Let me know how it's going." 1033 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,100 Dad, it's going OK. 1034 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:58,700 You taught me that the best thing a person could be is of some use. 1035 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,700 You were of so much use to me. 1036 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,700 Always. 1037 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,500 Val, we should say something too. 1038 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,700 Would you do it. I'm not good at stuff like this. 1039 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:24,900 Yeah. 1040 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,500 OK, I could do it. 1041 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,900 Uh, Hirsch was a good friend. 1042 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:37,100 I remember one time, uh, we robbed this liquor store. 1043 01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:41,300 And, he ran over a dog. 1044 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,700 He cried for two days over that dog. 1045 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,700 Anyway, he will be missed... 1046 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:56,300 by so many of us that God left behind. 1047 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,900 He was a witness to our lives. 1048 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,700 Not many of those left. 1049 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,700 So there's one less person on this earth 1050 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:15,700 who knows our name, who remembers our childhood. 1051 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:23,700 Who shared in each moment as it passed. 1052 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,700 You know, they say, we die twice. 1053 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,700 Once, when the breath leaves our body, and once... 1054 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,300 when the last person we know says our name. 1055 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:39,500 And then... 1056 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:46,300 Hirsch's life will be forgotten, like all the other poor... 1057 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:51,900 fucks that ever had the glory of livin'. 1058 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:55,900 Amen. 1059 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,500 - Amen. - Amen. 1060 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,300 - What? - Nothing. That was really good. 1061 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,700 It was good? 1062 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,700 - Best I ever heard. - You think so? 1063 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,900 - Really good, bro. - Fuck you. 1064 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,900 - Thank you, Valentine. - Uh yeah well, it was nothing. I just.. 1065 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,500 No, Valentine, listen to me... 1066 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,100 - Thank you. - It's OK. 1067 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,100 Thank you. 1068 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,500 Good night. 1069 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,500 - Nothing you could say about that. - Nah. 1070 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:58,500 So, uh... you gonna do my eulogy? 1071 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,500 I'm working on it. 1072 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,300 How much time I got left? 1073 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,500 Four hours, about. 1074 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:17,900 Well, I could use a steak. You hungry? 1075 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,100 - Yeah. - Let's go. 1076 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:42,100 And after breakfast, we'll get you a new suit. 1077 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:48,700 Then you can shoot me in the head, so it doesn't fuck up my suit. 1078 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,100 That's right. I shoot you in the head. 1079 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,100 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1080 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,100 Look at this. My car is still here. 1081 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,100 What, are you surprised? 1082 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,900 Who's gonna wanna take that piece of shit? 1083 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:09,500 - Well, good morning, fellas. - Hi, Alex. 1084 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,300 Now, are you two up early, or are you going to bed late? 1085 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,500 And what's going on here with all this dirt? 1086 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:15,900 - Yeah, well, you know... - Gardenin'. 1087 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,100 We've been doing a spot of late night gardenin'. 1088 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,900 - Huh. - Oh, yeah, you should try it some time. 1089 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:26,500 Boy, you look at you, young lady. You're pulling a long shift tonight, huh? 1090 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,500 Yeah, I don't sleep. 1091 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,500 I sort of like being awake when everyone else is sleeping, you know? 1092 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:32,700 Gives me a sense of, um... 1093 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,700 - Being alive. - Yes. 1094 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:39,100 - I know the feeling, believe me. - OK, so, what'll it be, Doc? 1095 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,900 - Uh, two eggs over easy. - Of course. 1096 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:47,500 And I will have a steak, waffles, uh, Greek omelet, Greek salad, banana malt. 1097 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,100 - And another steak, and a coffee. - And a coffee. 1098 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,300 - Oh, and a muffin. - And a muffin. 1099 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,900 - If you don't mind. - I don't mind. 1100 01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:01,100 - You are a very hungry man, Val. - Uh, I'm leaving on a long trip. 1101 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,700 Oh, just when we're gettin' to know each other. 1102 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,700 Uh, yeah, ain't that too bad. 1103 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,700 - Hmm, I'll put that order right in. - Yeah. 1104 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,900 I'm gonna take a wild guess here, 1105 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:16,900 but Alex, the waitress, is your granddaughter, no? 1106 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,100 Yes. 1107 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,500 - You gotta tell her. - I'm going to. 1108 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:28,100 Oh, yeah? Why haven't you told already? 1109 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,300 - I can't. - How come? 1110 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:31,700 You can. 1111 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:33,700 Believe me. 1112 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:38,900 - The truth will set you free, brother. - OK, but not today. 1113 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,700 - Then when? - Tomorrow. 1114 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:47,500 - Tomorrow. You promise? - Tomorrow, tell her everything. 1115 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,100 OK, tomorrow. 1116 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,100 My last meal. 1117 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:57,700 Yeah. 1118 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,500 - Don't go sentimental on me now. - Excuse me. 1119 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,700 - Here you go. - Yeah. 1120 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,300 Thank you. 1121 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,100 - So, Val... - So, Alex... 1122 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,500 Do you mind if I sit? 1123 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,500 No, go ahead, please. 1124 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,100 So Doc comes in here every morning, you know? 1125 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:43,900 Mm-hmm. 1126 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,100 And he always orders the same exact thing. 1127 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,500 Oh, the tyranny of habit. 1128 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:57,100 It's me. 1129 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:58,500 Is it done? 1130 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:00,900 What is he like? 1131 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,300 I can't help but wonder about most of my customers, but... 1132 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:08,900 - I wonder about him the most. - Well, I don't know, you know... 1133 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:12,100 What do you, uh, what do you imagine he's like? 1134 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:18,300 Please, mercy, is all I'm saying, mercy. I know it was your only son. I know what 1135 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,500 that must be like, but... 1136 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:22,100 Please? Please? 1137 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:27,700 Please bring back my only son! See how far "please" gets you! 1138 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,900 We're all out of mercy here. 1139 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:31,900 Why? 1140 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:36,500 He'll be dead soon enough. Just give him a few more years. What's the difference? 1141 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,500 - What is the fucking difference? - How's Alex, fuckface? 1142 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:42,700 What? 1143 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,700 Alex. You know who I'm talking about. 1144 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,100 I betcha my left nut, you can see the bitch right this second. 1145 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:53,100 It would be a fucking shame to see such a young honey get into 1146 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:57,700 an awful accident. Fuckin' waste, yeah? 1147 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,900 - You wouldn't. - Oh, really? 1148 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,900 Are you sure? 1149 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,300 I imagine he's a man who knows what it's like to be alone. 1150 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,500 To live life with a lot of regret. 1151 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:15,700 And, that maybe he comes here every day just to be around other people. 1152 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:19,700 Even if it's only for a half an hour, just, just to be around people. 1153 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:24,900 That's right. That's exactly right. Sometimes... 1154 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:29,900 what we imagine and the world aren't different things. 1155 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,100 Sometimes they're the same, exact thing. 1156 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,500 Yeah, I thought so. 1157 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:42,700 Finish this fucknut, or accidents can, and will happen. 1158 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:20,900 I think your food is ready. You know, I wish we could've talked more, Val. 1159 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,700 Me too. It was nice sittin' here with you. 1160 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:23,700 Yeah, it was. 1161 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,100 Is this church open? 1162 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,300 Church is always open. 1163 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,300 Yeah? 1164 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,500 So, you start or do I start, I-I forgot. 1165 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:22,300 - Uh, you do. - I do. Right, OK, so, um... 1166 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:27,100 - forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. - How long since your last confession? 1167 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:32,100 Um, 60 years, give or take a few. 1168 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:34,100 OK. 1169 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:38,300 Now, confess each and every serious sin that separates you from Christ. 1170 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,300 Oh, no, no, or we'd be here forever. 1171 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:45,300 Father, can we just deal with what happened today. 1172 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,900 So far... 1173 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,900 I shot a guy in the kneecap, and one in the arm. 1174 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:54,900 I, uh... 1175 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,700 stole a bunch of prescription drugs, and a sweet-ass car. 1176 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:05,900 Punched a Korean store clerk in the face, and took his clothes. 1177 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,700 And fucked a Russian hooker, four times. 1178 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:10,900 That was all... 1179 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,300 - today? - Uh... 1180 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,700 since noon yesterday, yeah. 1181 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:20,100 But I did some good things too, Father. I-I, uh... 1182 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:24,300 I buried a friend. I, uh... 1183 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:30,300 helped this young woman take her life back, and, uh... 1184 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,700 I eased my best friend's pain. 1185 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,100 And for... 1186 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,500 28 years... 1187 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,500 I kept my mouth shut. 1188 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:52,500 So... 1189 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,300 can I say a Hail Mary and be done here? 1190 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:02,300 I don't think that you're gonna be able to Hail Mary your way outta this one. 1191 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:06,300 You're right. 1192 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,500 You're right, I guess. 1193 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,900 Wasting both our time. 1194 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:15,900 Here, go ahead... 1195 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,900 - Why don't you take this? - What's that? 1196 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,100 - It's for your troubles. - No, oh, no. 1197 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:23,100 - No, no... buy yourself a steak dinner. - I'm a vegetarian. 1198 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,300 Take it, Father. 1199 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,700 I don't need it where I'm goin'. 1200 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,100 What? 1201 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,100 So? 1202 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,900 Receive absolution? 1203 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:48,700 Well, close enough. 1204 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,900 Let's go see about those suits. 1205 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:55,900 You wanna hurry up? 1206 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:08,700 What about this one? 1207 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:12,100 Why? Am I gonna play a game of shuffleboard? 1208 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,700 Come on, let's-let's-let's be serious here. 1209 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:15,900 OK. 1210 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,500 - We came here for a suit, find a suit - Hey, this one. 1211 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,500 All right, wha-what size is it? 1212 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:25,900 - 42 Long. - I wear 40 Regular. 1213 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:32,300 Hey... 1214 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,100 You said, "No crying." 1215 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,900 No crying for you. We didn't say anything about me. 1216 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,500 OK. Hey! This one. 1217 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:55,300 - It's beautiful. Lemme have it a sec. - It'll look great on you. 1218 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,900 Cloths just hang off you the right way. 1219 01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,700 - You think so? - Definitely. 1220 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,700 - Why don't you try one on? - Nah, I'm OK. 1221 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,300 No, your wardrobe could use a lil' help. 1222 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,100 You think? 1223 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:12,500 Uh, yeah, I wasn't gonna say anything, but, uh... 1224 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,700 - Yeah, but what? - What? 1225 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,500 You dress like you're on your way to the Gin Rummy Championship for the World. 1226 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,500 - Here. - Uh-uh, I prefer black. 1227 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,500 You're right, black suits you. 1228 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:31,300 Here's black, what do you think? 1229 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:35,500 I can't see myself wearing that, like every day, you know. 1230 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,300 I-I-I don't see myself in it. 1231 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,500 Will you look at these guys, Paul? 1232 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,900 Look at 'em, they're trying on clothes. 1233 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,100 - You fucking shoppin'? - What? 1234 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,700 What do you mean "what"? 1235 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,300 Isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing? 1236 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:55,500 You know Claphands had you figured, Doc. 1237 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,700 See, you don't got the stones any more. 1238 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,900 Whoa! Larry, please. 1239 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:04,100 If we do this, there's one thing you should know. 1240 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,100 Hey! Here! Here! 1241 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:19,900 You... 1242 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,700 Call Claphands... 1243 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:23,900 Tell him... 1244 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:25,900 Stay out of my action. 1245 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,700 I got this. 1246 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:28,900 OK. 1247 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,300 - Go. - Yeah. 1248 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:42,900 Nice work. 1249 01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,700 The old days, I'da had him with the throat punch. 1250 01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:50,700 You gotta admit, it felt good though, didn't it? 1251 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,300 Damn right. 1252 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:54,500 Felt good. 1253 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,700 Oh, look at you. You look great. 1254 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,500 No, you look great. 1255 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,300 - Do I? - Yeah. 1256 01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:06,900 Well, I feel great. 1257 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:12,700 That's what I'm saying, you know, a change of wardrobe can be just the thing 1258 01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:14,500 - Definitely. - Yeah. 1259 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,300 - May I? - Be my guest. 1260 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,700 - Boom! - Whoa! I could hear the... Fuck! 1261 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:29,900 - You see that? - I did. 1262 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,100 It wa..., it was good though, huh? I got my hips in. 1263 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:34,700 He's still alive. 1264 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,900 - So... - So... 1265 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:41,700 What time is it? 1266 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:43,700 It's time. 1267 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,500 Already? 1268 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:51,500 I'm sorry. 1269 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,700 - Well, he had it coming, didn't he? - He didn't. 1270 01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,700 Time waits for no man. 1271 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:01,700 Doesn't. 1272 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:03,500 Mm-hmm. 1273 01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,700 I'm gonna miss the spring. 1274 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,100 And my flowers. 1275 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,100 The birds returning. 1276 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,700 Their song. 1277 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,700 The whole world. 1278 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,100 You know, renewin' itself again. 1279 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,700 Your fuckin' face. 1280 01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:39,300 ? "Not Running Anymore" ? ? Performed by: Jon Bon Jovi ? 1281 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:48,900 ? Bless me father I have sinned ? 1282 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:55,300 ? I'm not sure where to begin ? 1283 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,300 You see? 1284 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,300 This didn't feel weird, did it? 1285 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,100 No. 1286 01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:05,900 ? I won't name names or where Ive been ? 1287 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:13,900 ? But I've been there and back again ? 1288 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:20,100 ? I've been running ? 1289 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:25,300 ? Always running ? 1290 01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:27,300 ? Now I... ? 1291 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:32,300 ? ain't running any more ? 1292 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:42,100 Hello. 1293 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,300 Alex... 1294 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,500 What do you think of my "Sunrises"? 1295 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:52,100 I think they're beautiful. 1296 01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,100 I want you to know some of the things I thought... 1297 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,100 saw, some of the things I felt. 1298 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:02,700 I do. 1299 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:08,300 I know they look like the sunrise, but I was painting you. 1300 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:15,100 The closet. On the top shelf, there's a shoebox. 1301 01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:19,300 Put the phone down, open it. I'll wait, no rush. 1302 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:20,500 OK. 1303 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,500 Doc, this is too much. 1304 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,100 No, it's all there is. 1305 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:06,500 Welcome home, the rent is paid for a year. 1306 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:09,700 It's not much, but it's yours. 1307 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,300 What do you mean? When am I gonna see you again? 1308 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:14,700 I don't know. 1309 01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,100 I love you, Alex. 1310 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,100 Grandpa... 1311 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,300 I love you too. 1312 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,300 I have to go now. 1313 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,500 You sure you wanna do this? 1314 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,900 You can change your mind, you know? 1315 01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,700 I know, but I won't. 1316 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:04,700 You took care of Alex? 1317 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,100 I'm so proud of you for that. 1318 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,900 Tomorrow became today. 1319 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,500 It usually does. 1320 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:17,300 So... 1321 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:19,900 what'll it be? 1322 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,100 Chew gum or kick ass? 1323 01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:26,900 I'm all outta gum. 1324 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,100 Get me a gun! 1325 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:15,800 ? "Bright Lights" ? ? Performed by: Gary Clark, Jr. ? 1326 01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:20,200 ? Hey! You gonna know my name ? 1327 01:29:20,300 --> 01:29:26,200 ? by the end of the night, well... ? 1328 01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:35,400 Subtitles manually transcribed by [Subtopian] for subscene.com 1329 01:29:37,700 --> 01:29:41,600 ? "Old Habits Die Hard" ? ? Performed by: Jon Bon Jovi ? 1330 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:47,800 ? If you could dream anything, ? ? what would that be? ? 1331 01:29:50,300 --> 01:29:56,200 ? If you could be that, ? ? would you share it with me? ? 1332 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:03,600 ? We carry our choices ? ? and hide our regrets ? 1333 01:30:03,700 --> 01:30:08,400 ? We know there's a price ? ? and we'll all pay our debts ? 1334 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:14,400 ? But maybe they ain't ? ? seen the last of us yet ? 1335 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:21,000 ? Old habits die hard ? 1336 01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:25,800 ? Old habits die hard ? 1337 01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:28,600 ? It might be painful to smile ? 1338 01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:32,600 ? but it covers the scars ? 1339 01:30:32,700 --> 01:30:37,800 ? Old habits die hard ? 1340 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:45,200 ? There's a face in the mirror ? ? but it don't look like me ? 1341 01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:54,000 ? Yesterday's gone, ? ? a raindrop in the sea ? 1342 01:30:56,300 --> 01:31:01,200 ? But I got your back ? ? for each day that's gone by ? 1343 01:31:01,300 --> 01:31:06,000 ? And I'll still have it ? ? till the day that I die ? 1344 01:31:06,100 --> 01:31:12,000 ? Yeah, I'll still have it ? ? till the day that I die ? 1345 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:18,800 ? Old habits die hard ? 1346 01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:23,600 ? Old habits die hard ? 1347 01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:26,200 ? It might be painful to smile ? 1348 01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:30,200 ? but it covers the scars ? 1349 01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:35,800 ? Old habits die hard ? 1350 01:31:56,100 --> 01:32:02,000 ? Someday may you be missed ? ? by those you leave behind ? 1351 01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:10,600 ? I hope you've touched other lives ? ? like you've touched mine ? 1352 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:17,600 ? Old habits die hard ? 1353 01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:22,400 ? Old habits die hard ? 1354 01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:25,000 ? Might be painful to smile ? 1355 01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:28,000 ? but it covers the scars ? 1356 01:32:28,100 --> 01:32:32,800 ? Appearances change ? ? but don't change who we are ? 1357 01:32:32,900 --> 01:32:37,800 ? Old habits die hard ? 1358 01:32:39,700 --> 01:32:45,600 ? If you could dream anything, ? ? what would that be? ? 1359 01:32:48,100 --> 01:32:54,000 ? If you could be that, ? ? would you share it with me? ? 1360 01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:42,400 Subtitles manually transcribed by [Subtopian] for subscene.com 100087