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HEY, ANDY.

OH, HI, GOOB.

WHAT YOU DOING ALL DRESSED UP

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?

OH, NOTHING.

WANT TO GO OVER TO THE DINER

AND HAVE SOME LUNCH?

OKAY. LET ME FINISH CLEANING MY SHOTGUN.

YOU'RE NOT GOING HUNTING?

NO. I MIGHT GO SHOOT SOME CROWS.

MMM.

ABOUT FINISHED?

JUST ABOUT.

IF YOU DON'T GET TO THE DINER EARLY ENOUGH

ALL THE GOOD DESSERTS ARE GONE.

YEAH.

THEY SURE HAVE GOOD MASHED POTATOES.

BEST IN MAYBERRY, DON'T YOU THINK SO, ANDY?

ANDY?

HMM?

DON'T YOU THINK THE DINER HAS THE BEST

MASHED POTATOES IN MAYBERRY?

YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.

IF YOU GET THERE TOO LATE, THEY GET LUMPY.

YEAH.

THEY SAY A FELLA WORKS BETTER ON A FULL STOMACH.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE WORKING SO SLOW.

MAYBE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

WE OUGHT TO GO TO THE DINER RIGHT NOW.

I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE DINER IN THREE WEEKS.

I DON'T GUESS I'LL STARVE TO DEATH

IF I DON'T GET OVER THERE FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS.

YOU AIN'T BEEN TO THE DINER IN THREE WEEKS?

WELL, THAT MEANS YOU AIN'T MET THE NEW WAITRESS THERE YET.

BOY, ANDY, SHE IS REALLY...

OH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY TO GET OVER THERE.

NO. I'M JUST HUNGRY.

THAT'S ALL IT IS-- HUNGRY.

OH, YOU SCOUNDREL.

YOU SCOUNDREL, YOU GOT A SWEETHEART.

GOOBER'S GOT A SWEETHEART.

QUIT.

HEY. DID YOU DATE HER?

NO. BUT I WALKED IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE

THE OTHER NIGHT

AND SHE WAS SITTING ON THE PORCH AND I WAVED.

YOU DID? UH-HUH.

NIGHT BEFORE LAST I WAS GOING TO THE PICTURE SHOW.

THERE WAS AN EMPTY SEAT BESIDE HER

SO I SAT BESIDE HER AND WALKED HER HOME.

DID YOU KISS HER?

NO.

DID YOU HUG HER? NO.

YOU HOLD HER HAND?

NO, BUT ONCE HER HAND

BRUSHED UP AGAINST MINE

WHEN SHE PUT DOWN A PLATE OF SUCCOTASH.

I THINK SHE DONE IT ON PURPOSE.

THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

HEY, COME ON. I WANT YOU TO MEET HER.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LET ME PUT MY GUN UP.

HEY, ANDY, LISTEN, WHEN WE GET OVER THERE

WOULD YOU TELL FLORA ABOUT ME?

YOU KNOW, HOW I'M THE CHAMPION HAND WRESTLER OF MAYBERRY

AND HOW GOOD I AM AT HITTING THE BELL

AT THE COUNTY FAIR AND ALL THAT STUFF.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

HEY, ANDY...

PRETTY, AIN'T SHE?

GOOBER, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO EAT AGAIN.

THIS WILL BE YOUR THIRD MEAL. IT'S NOT EVEN NOONTIME YET.

WELL...

I'LL BET IT SAYS "GOOD BOY" ON YOUR PLATE.

OH, UH, THIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE

HI.

HI.

UH, THIS IS ANDY TAYLOR.

HE'S THE SHERIFF.

ANDY, THIS IS FLORA.

SHE'S THE WAITRESS.

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, FLORA.

THANK YOU.

IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE

TO HAVE ANOTHER PRETTY GIRL MOVE INTO MAYBERRY.

YOU'RE THE SHERIFF HERE?

THAT'S RIGHT.

MMM, THAT MUST BE EXCITING WORK.

OH, IT'S A JOB.

WELL, I KNOW IT TAKES SOMEBODY BIG AND STRONG.

TALK ABOUT EXCITING WORK.

YOU OUGHT TO SEE GOOBER TAKE A CARBURETOR APART.

RIGHT, GOOB?

YEAH. THEY SAY I'M THE FASTEST IN TOWN.

MY RECORD'S 38 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS.

YOU KNOW, SHERIFF, I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER HERE IN MAYBERRY

KNOWING YOU'RE AROUND.

WELL, YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY

WITH GOOBER AROUND EITHER.

BOY, HE'S STRONG.

DID YOU KNOW THAT HE'S BEEN

THE HAND WRESTLING CHAMPION HERE IN MAYBERRY

FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS?

FOUR YEARS.

FOUR YEARS. AND HE HIT THAT BELL

LAST SUMMER AT THE COUNTY FAIR

I DON'T KNOW-- HOW MANY TIMES WAS THAT, GOOBER?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

I BET IT WAS 15 TIMES.

EIGHTEEN.

18 TIMES.

BOY, YOU GOT TO BE STRONG TO DO THAT.

OF COURSE.

SHERIFF, ISN'T YOUR WIFE NERVOUS

ABOUT THE KIND OF WORK YOU DO?

ANDY AIN'T MARRIED.

WELL...

I'LL HAVE THE MEAT LOAF PLATE.

ME, TOO.

THAT'LL BE TWO MEAT LOAF PLATES.

COMING UP.

THANKS, ANDY. THANKS A LOT.

I THINK SHE'S REALLY INTERESTED IN ME.

DID YOU NOTICE SHE DIDN'T TAKE HER EYES OFF YOU

ALL THE TIME YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT ME?

YEAH.

I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME, DON'T YOU?

OH, Y-YEAH, I REALLY DO.

HOT DOG. I THINK THAT THING YOU SAID

ABOUT THE CARBURETORS REALLY HIT HOME.

THAT'S THE KIND OF THING GIRLS LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT.

YEAH, PROBABLY.

IF YOU'D LIKE ANYTHING ELSE

JUST LET ME KNOW.

I CAN TELL SHE LIKES ME, ANDY.

LOOK AT ALL THE MEAT LOAF SHE GAVE YOU

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE.

OH, THAT SUNSHINE SURE FEELS GOOD.

YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.

PRETTY. IT'S REALLY PRETTY.

WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?

WHAT?

PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL? YEAH.

GOOBER'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

I KNOW.

YOU KNOW? WELL, WHO TOLD YOU?

GOOBER. OHH, THAT BIG BLABBERMOUTH!

MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE.

NAME'S FLORA.

YEAH

ONLY THING -- I'M NOT SURE SHE LIKES HIM

AS MUCH AS HE LIKES HER.

OHH, THAT'S BAD. THAT'S TROUBLE.

SURE HATE TO SEE GOOBER GET MIXED UP IN A THING LIKE THAT.

DO YOU REMEMBER HONEY TERWILLIGER?

HONEY TERWILLIGER?

EPHRAM AND MARTHA TERWILLIGER'S YOUNGEST GIRL.

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, SHE WAS KEEPING COMPANY

WITH HOLLIS PUDNEY.

OH, HE TOOK HER TO THE MOVIES.

HE GAVE HER CANDY. HE GAVE HER HANDKER--

OH, HE SPENT A FORTUNE ON HER.

HE DID?

KNOW WHAT SHE DID? WHAT?

SHE TURNED AROUND AND MARRIED HOLLIS'S BROTHER.

WELL, NOW SHE'S HOLLIS' SISTER-IN-LAW.

YES, BUT... IT'S NOT THE SAME.

NO.

SAY, HAS GOOBER GOT A BROTHER ANYPLACE?

NO.

WELL, SO FAR, HE'S AHEAD.

SEE YA, FLOYD.

SEE YA, ANDY.

HEY, ANDY, WANT TO GO TO THE DINER FOR LUNCH?

MAYBE YOU CAN PUT IN SOME MORE GOOD WORDS FOR ME.

WELL, UH... GOOBER, I'D-I'D LIKE TO

BUT, UH, I'M-I'M EXPECTING A CALL FROM RALEIGH

AND, WELL, MAYBE I'D BETTER KIND OF HANG HERE BY THE PHONE.

WELL, I ALREADY TOLD FLORA WE WAS COMING OVER.

SHE EVEN SET ASIDE TWO POT ROAST PLATES FOR US.

WELL, GEE, I'M SORRY. THEY GOT A BOY THAT DELIVERS.

WHY NOT CALL AND HAVE HIM SEND IT OVER HERE?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW...

BESIDES, LIKE THEY SAY

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER.

MAYBE SHE'D MISS YOU

IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR ONE MEAL.

YEAH. I BET SHE WOULD.

YEAH. THERE'S THE PHONE.

HEY, SARAH.

FINE.

COULD YOU GET ME THE DINER, PLEASE?

IT'S FLORA.

SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE.

HEY, FLORA.

IT'S ME... GOOBER.

HI. WHERE ARE YOU AND ANDY?

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HERE BY NOW.

WELL, SORRY, FLORA, BUT ANDY'S WAITING

ON AN IMPORTANT CALL FROM RALEIGH

SO WE THOUGHT WE'D EAT HERE IN HIS OFFICE TODAY.

OH. I SEE.

SHE'S DISAPPOINTED.

I CAN TELL.

UH, FLORA, WOULD YOU HAVE THE BOY

DELIVER THOSE POT ROAST PLATES OVER HERE, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT SHY

THROWING KISSES OVER THE PHONE LIKE THAT.

SHE'D ALREADY HUNG UP.

THEY MAKE A REAL GOOD POT ROAST OVER THERE, ANDY.

YOU'LL SEE.

YEAH.

HUH. THAT WAS FAST. COME IN!

HI.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO WAIT

FOR THAT SLOWPOKE OF A DELIVERY BOY

SO I DECIDED TO BRING IT OVER MYSELF.

WELL, AIN'T THIS A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

AIN'T IT, ANDY?

YEAH, IT SURE IS A SURPRISE.

YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH.

YOU DESERVE A LITTLE CONSIDERATION.

I ALWAYS SAY, "A WOMAN SHOULD SERVE A MAN."

A MAN'S ENTITLED TO RELAX DURING HIS MEALS.

NOW...

I'LL GET SOME COFFEE.

PRETTY BADGE.

WELL...

LET'S SIT DOWN.

PUSH IN OUR CHAIR.

GET OUR NAPKIN.

TUCK IT IN.

THERE.

WELL, I'LL, UH, JUST...

POT ROAST, HUH?

MM-HMM.

TWO COFFEES COMING UP.

SIT DOWN, GOOB, SIT DOWN.

WELL, LET'S GET OUR SILVER.

THERE'S YOURS...

AND THERE'S YOURS.

FLORA...

YOU SURE DO SET A NICE DESK.

THANK YOU.

LET'S GET OUR POT ROAST.

THERE WE ARE.

MM-MM.

WELL, ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.

OH, WE WILL. YEAH.

SEE YOU.

SOME GIRL, HUH?

YEAH, BOY.

YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?

I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.

I'D BEEN LOOKING A LONG TIME

BUT I THINK I FINALLY FOUND HER--

THE RIGHT GIRL FOR ME.

OH, WELL, GOOB, I WOULDN'T...

I WOULDN'T RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH HER?

NO, NO. IT'S JUST THAT I'D-I'D WAIT A LITTLE WHILE.

WELL, I'LL SEE.

HERE YOU GO.

WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS A VERY GRIPPING STORY.

WELL... I DON'T LIKE THOSE PICTURES

WHERE THE WOMAN SHOOTS HER HUSBAND.

WELL, IT HAPPENS.

YEAH, WELL.

OH, LOOK, THE DINER'S OPEN.

SHALL WE HAVE A BITE TO EAT?

OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

IT'S SO LATE AND EVERYTHING.

9:30?

WELL, I'M... I'M NOT TOO HUNGRY.

Helen: I JUST FEEL LIKE HAVING A LITTLE SOMETHING.

WELL, OKAY.

OVER HERE, OKAY?

FINE.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

YOU KNOW, I MIGHT HAVE A GREAT, BIG HAMBURGER.

I GOT HUNGRY ALL OF A SUDDEN.

WELL, GOOD.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND YET?

MM-HMM. I'LL HAVE A TUNA SANDWICH.

OKAY. WE'LL HAVE ONE TUNA SAND...

NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN, ANDY.

HI, FLORA.

YOU BEEN WORKING LATE?

NO. WE' BEEN TO THE MOVIES.

OH, YOU'RE TOGETHER.

Andy: YES.

THIS IS HELEN CRUMP.

HELEN, THIS IS FLORA.

FLORA MALHERBE. IT'S A FUNNY NAME, I KNOW.

BUT SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

MISS CRUMP WILL HAVE A TUNA SANDWICH

AND I'LL JUST HAVE COFFEE.

JUST COFFEE?

ISN'T THAT TYPICAL OF A MAN WHO HAS NO ONE AROUND

TO LOOK AFTER HIM?

HOW ABOUT A NICE STACK OF HOTCAKES?

NO, THANK YOU.

BACON AND EGGS?

I'LL MAKE THEM MYSELF.

I DON'T THINK SO.

AT LEAST HAVE A PIECE OF PIE.

WE HAVE FRESH BLUEBERRY PIE

AND THE PEACH IS SIMPLY FANTASTIC

AND THE APPLE IS REAL, REAL YUMMY.

OKAY, APPLE.

WANT A PIECE OF PIE?

FINE.

WHAT KIND?

OH, WHICHEVER ONE'S

THE "YUMMY" ONE.

WELL...

SEEMS YOU'VE MADE A CONQUEST.

SHE'S GOOBER'S GIRL.

OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU TOLD ME.

WELL, SHE IS.

OF COURSE.

GOOBER'S CRAZY OVER HER.

HERE WE ARE.

ARE YOU COMING IN

FOR LUNCH TOMORROW, ANDY?

WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN A LA KING

AND IT'S REAL DELISH.

I DON'T THINK SO, FLORA.

WELL, ANDY, HOW COULD YOU PASS UP SOMETHING

THAT'S GOING TO BE SO DELISH?

AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

IF THE BREAD PUDDING WAS ABSOLUTELY FAB.

SEE YA, ANDY.

HOW'S THE PIE?

DID YOU GET A REAL GOOD LOOK AT HER?

YES, I HAD BREAKFAST OVER THERE THIS MORNING.

SHE'S A LULU, ALL RIGHT.

I THINK I LOVE HER.

OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?

HOW'S SHE FEEL ABOUT YOU?

WELL, I THINK SHE LIKES ME.

WHEN YOU GOING TO FIND OUT?

I DON'T KNOW. ANDY TOLD ME NOT TO RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YOU PLAY IT COOL.

YOU REMEMBER HONEY TERWILLIGER?

SEEMS LIKE I REMEMBER THE NAME.

OH, ANDY!

OH, HI, GOOBER, FLOYD.

I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE DINER FOR LUNCH!

UH, NO. I THOUGHT I MIGHT GO OUT AND DO A LITTLE SHOOTING.

WELL, FLORA ASKED ME WAS YOU COMING IN!

I GUESS SHE WANTS TO HEAR SOME MORE THINGS I CAN DO!

YEAH, I GUESS. WELL, I'LL SEE YA.

OKAY!

DID YOU GET A REAL GOOD LOOK AT HER?

WHAT?

Flora: HELLO, THERE!

IT'S A SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

JUST IMAGINE MEETING YOU

WAY OUT HERE IN THE WILDERNESS.

YEAH, THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING.

WELL... I'LL SEE YOU.

WAIT! YOU DON'T MIND IF I TAG ALONG, DO YOU?

I MEAN, SINCE WE MET OUT HERE AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, FLORA, I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO GOOD AN IDEA.

YES, IT IS. I THINK IT'S DELIGHTFUL.

WE SHOULDN'T BE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS

BY OURSELVES LIKE THIS.

WHY NOT?

I THINK IT'S FUN.

YOU'RE A VERY NICE GIRL

BUT YOU KIND OF RUN ALONG HOME.

WHY?

WELL, BECAUSE.

BUT I WANT TO BE OUT HERE WITH YOU.

I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

I LIKE OLDER MEN.

BESIDES, I'VE GOT A GIRL.

UH-HUH. ME.

NO. THE GIRL I BROUGHT IN

THE DINER THE OTHER NIGHT-- THAT'S MY GIRL.

YOU JUST THINK SHE'S YOUR GIRL

BUT SHE'S NOT REALLY YOUR GIRL

'CAUSE I'M YOUR GIRL.

NO. I'LL SEE YA.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

MY ANKLE...

I THINK IT'S SPRAINED.

WELL...

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

CAREFUL, PLEASE, ANDY.

WELL...

I DIDN'T TOUCH IT.

BUT IT HURTS.

I DON'T SEE ANY SWELLING.

IT'S A FAMILY TRAIT.

WE'RE SLOW SWELLERS.

OH.

ANDY?

HMM?

I DON'T THINK I CAN WALK.

WELL...

PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK.

YOU SURE MADE A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY.

WE'RE QUICK HEALERS, TOO.

OH.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.

WAIT A MINUTE, ANDY.

YOUR REWARD FOR RESCUING ME.

OH! OH, MY.

LISTEN...

LISTEN...

LISTEN, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK, FLORA.

WHY?!

BECAUSE I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU

IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

I'VE GOT A GIRL-- SHE'S A REAL GIRL.

SHE WALKS AND TALKS AND EVERYTHING.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME IN ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE.

IF YOU WANT TO BE STUCK ON SOMEBODY

PLEASE BE STUCK ON GOOBER

BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY OVER YOU.

WHAT?

YOU DON'T THINK HE COMES TO THE DINER

AND EATS FIVE MEALS A DAY BECAUSE HE'S HUNGRY.

HE COMES OVER THERE

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE NEAR YOU.

YOU'RE ALL HE TALKS ABOUT.

SO IF YOU WANT TO BE STUCK ON SOMEBODY

PLEASE BE STUCK ON GOOBER

BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY OVER YOU.

NO. I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.

I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO BE MY SWEETHEART

AND I WANT A REAL SPECIAL HAIRCUT.

YOU GOING TO ASK HER TO BE YOUR SWEETHEART?

RIGHT TO HER FACE.

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT A WHILE, GOOBER?

GET TO KNOW THE GIRL BETTER.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES FOUR OR FIVE YEARS MAKE?

NO, FLOYD!

I FINALLY WORKED UP THE COURAGE.

I'M ASKING HER RIGHT NOW, AND I WANT A HAIRCUT.

NOW, LOOK, GOOBER

NOW, I'M NOT THE KIND OF A PERSON

THAT SPREADS GOSSIP.

NOW, WHAT GOES ON BETWEEN ANDY AND FLORA

IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

IS SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN ANDY AND FLORA?

OH, THEN YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ALREADY.

WHO TOLD YOU?

NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHING.

AH! THEN YOU SAW THEM KISSING.

THEY WAS KISSING?

AND YOU SEEN THEM?

WHERE'D YOU SEE THEM KISSING, FLOYD?

NOW, YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE

ON THE LIPS.

LOOKS LIKE YOU KIND OF OVERSHOT THE BARBERSHOP.

OH, THAT'S FUNNY. REAL FUNNY. HA HA HA HA HA.

JUST ABOUT AS FUNNY AS YOU STEALING MY GIRL BEHIND MY BACK.

NOW I KNOW WHY YOU TOLD ME NOT TO RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

YOU WANTED HER FOR YOURSELF.

WAIT A MINUTE.

AIN'T NO USE WAITING.

THE NEWS IS ALL OVER TOWN.

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU.

I HAPPENED TO RUN INTO HER WHEN I WAS OUT HUNTING.

YOU WAS HUNTING TOGETHER, TOO!

NOW I'M GETTING THE WHOLE STORY.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU GONNA DENY YOU WAS KISSING HER?

NOW, WAIT, GOOBER.

COME ON, ANDY, PUT UP YOUR FISTS.

NOW, JUST CALM DOWN.

COME ON, ANDY, FIGHT.

WON'T YOU LET ME EXPLAIN?

YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY GIRL

AND AIN'T BUT ONE WAY TO SETTLE IT.

I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRL.

YOU KISSED HER RIGHT ON THE MOUTH.

FLOYD SEEN YOU.

FLOYD'S MISTAKEN.

I DIDN'T KISS HER.

SHE... SHE KISSED ME.

SHE KISSED YOU?

YES.

I'M SORRY.

ANDY, HOW COME SHE GOES FOR YOU

AND NOT FOR ME?

I DON'T KNOW, GOOBER.

SOMETIMES I GUESS

YOU JUST CAN'T FIGURE WOMEN OUT.

I GUESS.

I SURE AM SORRY.

IT'S OKAY.

THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN ON EARTH, GOOBER.

IT'LL HAPPEN FOR YOU.

YEAH.

AND I'M GOING TO FORGET ABOUT FLORA REAL FAST.

THAT'S THE TIME.

WANT TO GO EAT?

WELL, THERE'S JUST THE DINER.

SO? I LIVE HERE, DON'T I?

GOING TO HAVE TO RUN INTO HER SOONER OR LATER.

HELLO, ANDY.

GOOBER.

HEY.

ROAST BEEF LOOKS GOOD TODAY.

WHAT'S SAY, GOOB?

I DON'T KNOW.

COULD I SEE A MENU, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

DID YOU REALLY HIT THE BELL 18 TIMES AT THE FAIR?

YEAH.

I'LL HAVE THE MEAT LOAF PLATE.

YOU CERTAINLY MUST BE STRONG.

MAKE THAT TWO MEAT LOAF PLATES.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE, GOOBER?

I JUST MADE IT FRESH.

YEAH. GUESS SO.

I'LL GET THE MEAT LOAF.

HEY, GOOB, I THINK SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

WHAT?

I THINK SHE GOES FOR YOU.

NO.

WELL, DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER

ASK YOU IF YOU RANG THE BELL 18 TIMES

AND TALKING ABOUT HOW STRONG YOU ARE

AND ASK YOU IF YOU WANT COFFEE?

THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING.

WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS HEADING

IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

NO.

IF YOU'D LIKE SOME MORE, GOOBER, JUST LET ME KNOW.

CHICKEN, HARD-BOILED EGGS, SALT, APPLE, PIE, COFFEE.

BOY, THAT OUGHT TO BE ENOUGH FOR TWO OF US

OUT IN THE WOODS BY OURSELVES.

AT LEAST WE WON'T STARVE TO DEATH. YEAH.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, ACCIDENTALLY, WE RUN INTO FLORA.

NOW, I TOLD YOU THAT'S ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT.

GOOBER GOES FOR HER, AND SHE GOES FOR GOOBER.

WELL, LET'S HOPE SO.

OH, ANDY. BOY, AM I GLAD I GOT YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT.

HEY, HELEN. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WELL, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, ANDY. YOU JUST GOTTA!

WELL, IF I CAN.

WELL, I WANT YOU TO TALK TO FLORA FOR ME.

AGAIN?

YEAH, BUT THIS TIME, IT'S IMPORTANT.

THIS TIME, IT'S ABOUT MARRIAGE.

NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

BUT, ANDY-- ABSOLUTELY NOT, GOOBER.

THAT'S ONE THING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ASK HER YOURSELF.

BUT, ANDY, I DON'T WANT TO ASK HER.

I WANT YOU TO TELL HER TO STOP ASKING ME!