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HEY, ANDY.

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OH, HI, GOOB.

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WHAT YOU DOING
ALL DRESSED UP

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IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE DAY?

5
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OH, NOTHING.

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WANT TO GO OVER
TO THE DINER

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AND HAVE SOME LUNCH?

8
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OKAY. LET ME FINISH
CLEANING MY SHOTGUN.

9
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YOU'RE NOT GOING HUNTING?

10
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NO. I MIGHT GO SHOOT SOME CROWS.

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MMM.

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ABOUT FINISHED?

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JUST ABOUT.

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IF YOU DON'T GET
TO THE DINER
EARLY ENOUGH

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ALL THE GOOD
DESSERTS ARE GONE.

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YEAH.

17
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THEY SURE HAVE GOOD
MASHED POTATOES.

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BEST IN MAYBERRY, DON'T
YOU THINK SO, ANDY?

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ANDY?

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HMM?

21
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DON'T YOU THINK
THE DINER HAS THE BEST

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MASHED POTATOES
IN MAYBERRY?

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YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.

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IF YOU GET THERE TOO
LATE, THEY GET LUMPY.

25
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YEAH.

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THEY SAY A FELLA WORKS
BETTER ON A FULL STOMACH.

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MAYBE THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE WORKING SO SLOW.

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MAYBE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

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WE OUGHT TO GO TO
THE DINER RIGHT NOW.

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I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE DINER
IN THREE WEEKS.

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I DON'T GUESS
I'LL STARVE TO DEATH

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IF I DON'T GET OVER THERE
FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS.

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YOU AIN'T BEEN TO THE
DINER IN THREE WEEKS?

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WELL, THAT MEANS YOU AIN'T MET
THE NEW WAITRESS THERE YET.

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BOY, ANDY, SHE IS REALLY...

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OH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN SUCH
A HURRY TO GET OVER THERE.

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NO. I'M JUST HUNGRY.

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THAT'S ALL IT IS-- HUNGRY.

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OH, YOU SCOUNDREL.

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YOU SCOUNDREL,
YOU GOT A SWEETHEART.

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GOOBER'S GOT
A SWEETHEART.

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QUIT.

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HEY. DID YOU DATE HER?

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NO. BUT I WALKED IN
FRONT OF HER HOUSE

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THE OTHER NIGHT

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AND SHE WAS SITTING ON
THE PORCH AND I WAVED.

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YOU DID?
UH-HUH.

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NIGHT BEFORE LAST
I WAS GOING TO THE PICTURE SHOW.

49
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THERE WAS AN EMPTY SEAT
BESIDE HER

50
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SO I SAT BESIDE HER
AND WALKED HER HOME.

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DID YOU KISS HER?

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NO.

53
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DID YOU
HUG HER?
NO.

54
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YOU HOLD HER HAND?

55
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NO, BUT ONCE HER HAND

56
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BRUSHED UP AGAINST MINE

57
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WHEN SHE PUT DOWN
A PLATE OF SUCCOTASH.

58
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I THINK SHE DONE IT ON PURPOSE.

59
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THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

60
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HEY, COME ON. I WANT
YOU TO MEET HER.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
LET ME PUT MY GUN UP.

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HEY, ANDY, LISTEN,
WHEN WE GET OVER THERE

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WOULD YOU TELL
FLORA ABOUT ME?

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YOU KNOW, HOW I'M
THE CHAMPION HAND
WRESTLER OF MAYBERRY

65
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AND HOW GOOD I AM
AT HITTING THE BELL

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AT THE COUNTY FAIR
AND ALL THAT STUFF.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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HEY, ANDY...

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PRETTY, AIN'T SHE?

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GOOBER, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE GOING TO EAT AGAIN.

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THIS WILL BE YOUR THIRD MEAL.
IT'S NOT EVEN NOONTIME YET.

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WELL...

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I'LL BET IT SAYS "GOOD BOY"
ON YOUR PLATE.

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OH, UH, THIS
IS A FRIEND OF MINE

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HI.

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HI.

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UH, THIS IS ANDY TAYLOR.

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HE'S THE SHERIFF.

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ANDY, THIS IS FLORA.

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SHE'S THE WAITRESS.

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IT'S NICE TO
MEET YOU, FLORA.

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THANK YOU.

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IT'S ALWAYS
A PLEASURE

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TO HAVE ANOTHER PRETTY
GIRL MOVE INTO MAYBERRY.

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YOU'RE
THE SHERIFF HERE?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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MMM, THAT MUST BE
EXCITING WORK.

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OH, IT'S A JOB.

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WELL, I KNOW IT TAKES
SOMEBODY BIG AND STRONG.

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TALK ABOUT
EXCITING WORK.

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YOU OUGHT TO SEE GOOBER
TAKE A CARBURETOR APART.

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RIGHT, GOOB?

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YEAH. THEY SAY
I'M THE FASTEST IN TOWN.

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MY RECORD'S 38 MINUTES
AND 12 SECONDS.

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YOU KNOW, SHERIFF, I FEEL
SO MUCH SAFER HERE IN MAYBERRY

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KNOWING YOU'RE AROUND.

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WELL, YOU NEVER
HAVE TO WORRY

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WITH GOOBER
AROUND EITHER.

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BOY, HE'S STRONG.

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DID YOU KNOW
THAT HE'S BEEN

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THE HAND WRESTLING CHAMPION
HERE IN MAYBERRY

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FOR THE LAST
THREE YEARS?

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FOUR YEARS.

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FOUR YEARS. AND
HE HIT THAT BELL

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LAST SUMMER AT
THE COUNTY FAIR

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I DON'T KNOW-- HOW MANY
TIMES WAS THAT, GOOBER?

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I DON'T REMEMBER.

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I BET IT WAS
15 TIMES.

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EIGHTEEN.

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18 TIMES.

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BOY, YOU GOT TO BE
STRONG TO DO THAT.

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OF COURSE.

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SHERIFF, ISN'T
YOUR WIFE NERVOUS

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ABOUT THE KIND
OF WORK YOU DO?

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ANDY AIN'T MARRIED.

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WELL...

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I'LL HAVE THE
MEAT LOAF PLATE.

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ME, TOO.

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THAT'LL BE TWO
MEAT LOAF PLATES.

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COMING UP.

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THANKS, ANDY.
THANKS A LOT.

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I THINK SHE'S REALLY
INTERESTED IN ME.

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DID YOU NOTICE SHE DIDN'T
TAKE HER EYES OFF YOU

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ALL THE TIME
YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT ME?

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YEAH.

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I THINK SHE REALLY
LIKES ME, DON'T YOU?

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OH, Y-YEAH,
I REALLY DO.

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HOT DOG. I THINK
THAT THING YOU SAID

129
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ABOUT THE CARBURETORS
REALLY HIT HOME.

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THAT'S THE KIND OF THING
GIRLS LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT.

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YEAH, PROBABLY.

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IF YOU'D LIKE
ANYTHING ELSE

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JUST LET ME KNOW.

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I CAN TELL
SHE LIKES ME, ANDY.

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LOOK AT ALL THE MEAT LOAF
SHE GAVE YOU

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JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE.

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OH, THAT SUNSHINE
SURE FEELS GOOD.

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YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.

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PRETTY.
IT'S REALLY PRETTY.

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WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?

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WHAT?

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PROMISE
YOU WON'T TELL?
YEAH.

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GOOBER'S GOT
A GIRLFRIEND.

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I KNOW.

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YOU KNOW?
WELL, WHO TOLD YOU?

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GOOBER.
OHH,
THAT BIG BLABBERMOUTH!

147
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MADE ME PROMISE
NOT TO TELL ANYONE.

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NAME'S FLORA.

149
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YEAH

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ONLY THING --
I'M NOT SURE SHE LIKES HIM

151
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AS MUCH AS HE LIKES HER.

152
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OHH, THAT'S BAD.
THAT'S TROUBLE.

153
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SURE HATE TO SEE GOOBER GET
MIXED UP IN A THING LIKE THAT.

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DO YOU REMEMBER
HONEY TERWILLIGER?

155
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HONEY TERWILLIGER?

156
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EPHRAM AND MARTHA TERWILLIGER'S
YOUNGEST GIRL.

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OH, YEAH, YEAH.

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WELL, SHE WAS
KEEPING COMPANY

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WITH HOLLIS PUDNEY.

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OH, HE TOOK HER
TO THE MOVIES.

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HE GAVE HER CANDY.
HE GAVE HER HANDKER--

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OH, HE SPENT A FORTUNE
ON HER.

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HE DID?

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KNOW WHAT SHE DID?
WHAT?

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SHE TURNED AROUND
AND MARRIED HOLLIS'S BROTHER.

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WELL, NOW SHE'S
HOLLIS' SISTER-IN-LAW.

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YES, BUT...
IT'S NOT THE SAME.

168
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NO.

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SAY, HAS GOOBER GOT
A BROTHER ANYPLACE?

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NO.

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WELL, SO FAR,
HE'S AHEAD.

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SEE YA, FLOYD.

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SEE YA, ANDY.

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HEY, ANDY, WANT TO GO
TO THE DINER FOR LUNCH?

175
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MAYBE YOU CAN PUT IN
SOME MORE GOOD WORDS FOR ME.

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WELL, UH... GOOBER,
I'D-I'D LIKE TO

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BUT, UH, I'M-I'M EXPECTING
A CALL FROM RALEIGH

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AND, WELL, MAYBE I'D BETTER
KIND OF HANG HERE BY THE PHONE.

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WELL, I ALREADY TOLD FLORA
WE WAS COMING OVER.

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SHE EVEN SET ASIDE TWO
POT ROAST PLATES FOR US.

181
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WELL, GEE, I'M SORRY.
THEY GOT A BOY THAT DELIVERS.

182
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WHY NOT CALL AND HAVE HIM
SEND IT OVER HERE?

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WELL, I DON'T KNOW...

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BESIDES,
LIKE THEY SAY

185
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ABSENCE MAKES
THE HEART GROW FONDER.

186
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MAYBE SHE'D MISS YOU

187
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IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP
FOR ONE MEAL.

188
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YEAH.
I BET SHE WOULD.

189
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YEAH. THERE'S THE PHONE.

190
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HEY, SARAH.

191
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FINE.

192
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COULD YOU GET ME THE DINER,
PLEASE?

193
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IT'S FLORA.

194
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SHE ANSWERED
THE PHONE.

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HEY, FLORA.

196
00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,552
IT'S ME... GOOBER.

197
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HI. WHERE ARE YOU AND ANDY?

198
00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,888
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HERE BY NOW.

199
00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,123
WELL, SORRY, FLORA,
BUT ANDY'S WAITING

200
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ON AN IMPORTANT CALL
FROM RALEIGH

201
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:15,095
SO WE THOUGHT WE'D EAT HERE
IN HIS OFFICE TODAY.

202
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OH. I SEE.

203
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SHE'S DISAPPOINTED.

204
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I CAN TELL.

205
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UH, FLORA,
WOULD YOU HAVE THE BOY

206
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DELIVER THOSE POT ROAST PLATES
OVER HERE, PLEASE?

207
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,141
THANK YOU.

208
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,781
WELL, YOU'RE NOT SHY

209
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THROWING KISSES
OVER THE PHONE LIKE THAT.

210
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SHE'D ALREADY HUNG UP.

211
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THEY MAKE A REAL GOOD
POT ROAST OVER THERE, ANDY.

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YOU'LL SEE.

213
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YEAH.

214
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HUH. THAT WAS FAST.
COME IN!

215
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HI.

216
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,572
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO HAVE TO WAIT

217
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FOR THAT SLOWPOKE
OF A DELIVERY BOY

218
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,275
SO I DECIDED
TO BRING IT OVER MYSELF.

219
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,612
WELL, AIN'T THIS
A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

220
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,746
AIN'T IT, ANDY?

221
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,281
YEAH, IT SURE
IS A SURPRISE.

222
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,617
YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH.

223
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,284
YOU DESERVE
A LITTLE CONSIDERATION.

224
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,587
I ALWAYS SAY, "A WOMAN
SHOULD SERVE A MAN."

225
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,723
A MAN'S ENTITLED TO RELAX
DURING HIS MEALS.

226
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:16,724
NOW...

227
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I'LL GET
SOME COFFEE.

228
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,130
PRETTY BADGE.

229
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WELL...

230
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LET'S SIT DOWN.

231
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PUSH IN OUR CHAIR.

232
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GET OUR NAPKIN.

233
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TUCK IT IN.

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THERE.

235
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WELL, I'LL, UH, JUST...

236
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POT ROAST, HUH?

237
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,288
MM-HMM.

238
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,023
TWO COFFEES COMING UP.

239
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,959
SIT DOWN, GOOB,
SIT DOWN.

240
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,695
WELL, LET'S GET
OUR SILVER.

241
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,830
THERE'S YOURS...

242
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,832
AND THERE'S YOURS.

243
00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,133
FLORA...

244
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,903
YOU SURE DO SET A NICE DESK.

245
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,171
THANK YOU.

246
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,374
LET'S GET
OUR POT ROAST.

247
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,643
THERE WE ARE.

248
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,650
MM-MM.

249
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,987
WELL,
ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.

250
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,354
OH, WE WILL.
YEAH.

251
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,890
SEE YOU.

252
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,399
SOME GIRL, HUH?

253
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,001
YEAH, BOY.

254
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,203
YOU WANT
TO KNOW SOMETHING?

255
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,671
I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.

256
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,306
I'D BEEN LOOKING A LONG TIME

257
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,341
BUT I THINK
I FINALLY FOUND HER--

258
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,910
THE RIGHT GIRL FOR ME.

259
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,912
OH, WELL, GOOB, I WOULDN'T...

260
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,914
I WOULDN'T RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

261
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,281
AIN'T NOTHING WRONG
WITH HER?

262
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,351
NO, NO. IT'S JUST THAT
I'D-I'D WAIT A LITTLE WHILE.

263
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,286
WELL, I'LL SEE.

264
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,961
HERE YOU GO.

265
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,105
WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS
A VERY GRIPPING STORY.

266
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,441
WELL... I DON'T LIKE
THOSE PICTURES

267
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,010
WHERE THE WOMAN
SHOOTS HER HUSBAND.

268
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,178
WELL, IT HAPPENS.

269
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,246
YEAH, WELL.

270
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,114
OH, LOOK,
THE DINER'S OPEN.

271
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,150
SHALL WE HAVE
A BITE TO EAT?

272
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,718
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

273
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,419
IT'S SO LATE
AND EVERYTHING.

274
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,755
9:30?

275
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,158
WELL, I'M...
I'M NOT TOO HUNGRY.

276
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,761
Helen:
I JUST FEEL LIKE HAVING
A LITTLE SOMETHING.

277
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,129
WELL, OKAY.

278
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,271
OVER HERE, OKAY?

279
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,739
FINE.

280
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,110
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO HAVE?

281
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,411
I DON'T KNOW YET.

282
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,047
YOU KNOW, I MIGHT HAVE
A GREAT, BIG HAMBURGER.

283
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,916
I GOT HUNGRY
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

284
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,184
WELL, GOOD.

285
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,864
MAKE UP
YOUR MIND YET?

286
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,001
MM-HMM. I'LL HAVE
A TUNA SANDWICH.

287
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,905
OKAY. WE'LL HAVE
ONE TUNA SAND...

288
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,273
NICE OF YOU
TO DROP IN, ANDY.

289
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,341
HI, FLORA.

290
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,076
YOU BEEN
WORKING LATE?

291
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,346
NO. WE' BEEN
TO THE MOVIES.

292
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,849
OH, YOU'RE TOGETHER.

293
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,951
Andy:
YES.

294
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,119
THIS IS HELEN CRUMP.

295
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,221
HELEN, THIS IS FLORA.

296
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,057
FLORA MALHERBE.
IT'S A FUNNY NAME, I KNOW.

297
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,458
BUT SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

298
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,363
MISS CRUMP
WILL HAVE A TUNA SANDWICH

299
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,098
AND I'LL JUST HAVE COFFEE.

300
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,466
JUST COFFEE?

301
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,402
ISN'T THAT TYPICAL OF A MAN
WHO HAS NO ONE AROUND

302
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938
TO LOOK AFTER HIM?

303
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,873
HOW ABOUT A NICE STACK
OF HOTCAKES?

304
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,874
NO, THANK YOU.

305
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:54,975
BACON AND EGGS?

306
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,109
I'LL MAKE THEM
MYSELF.

307
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,144
I DON'T THINK SO.

308
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,812
AT LEAST HAVE
A PIECE OF PIE.

309
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,213
WE HAVE FRESH
BLUEBERRY PIE

310
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,082
AND THE PEACH
IS SIMPLY FANTASTIC

311
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,017
AND THE APPLE
IS REAL, REAL YUMMY.

312
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,385
OKAY, APPLE.

313
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,256
WANT A PIECE OF PIE?

314
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,824
FINE.

315
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:11,825
WHAT KIND?

316
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,360
OH, WHICHEVER ONE'S

317
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,561
THE "YUMMY" ONE.

318
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,934
WELL...

319
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,569
SEEMS YOU'VE
MADE A CONQUEST.

320
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,037
SHE'S GOOBER'S GIRL.

321
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,239
OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU TOLD ME.

322
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,274
WELL, SHE IS.

323
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,575
OF COURSE.

324
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,544
GOOBER'S CRAZY
OVER HER.

325
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,213
HERE WE ARE.

326
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,051
ARE YOU COMING IN

327
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,319
FOR LUNCH TOMORROW, ANDY?

328
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,021
WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN A LA KING

329
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,155
AND IT'S REAL DELISH.

330
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,556
I DON'T THINK SO, FLORA.

331
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,126
WELL, ANDY, HOW COULD YOU
PASS UP SOMETHING

332
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,895
THAT'S GOING TO BE SO DELISH?

333
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,362
AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

334
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,598
IF THE BREAD PUDDING
WAS ABSOLUTELY FAB.

335
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,469
SEE YA, ANDY.

336
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,115
HOW'S THE PIE?

337
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,219
DID YOU GET
A REAL GOOD LOOK AT HER?

338
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:15,122
YES, I HAD BREAKFAST
OVER THERE THIS MORNING.

339
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,157
SHE'S A LULU, ALL RIGHT.

340
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,162
I THINK I LOVE HER.

341
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,898
OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?

342
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,433
HOW'S SHE FEEL
ABOUT YOU?

343
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,036
WELL,
I THINK SHE LIKES ME.

344
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,971
WHEN YOU GOING TO
FIND OUT?

345
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,007
I DON'T KNOW. ANDY TOLD ME
NOT TO RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

346
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,944
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
YOU PLAY IT COOL.

347
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,279
YOU REMEMBER
HONEY TERWILLIGER?

348
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,015
SEEMS LIKE
I REMEMBER THE NAME.

349
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,051
OH, ANDY!

350
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,319
OH, HI, GOOBER, FLOYD.

351
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,089
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO THE DINER FOR LUNCH!

352
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,259
UH, NO. I THOUGHT I MIGHT
GO OUT AND DO A LITTLE SHOOTING.

353
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,427
WELL, FLORA ASKED ME
WAS YOU COMING IN!

354
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,464
I GUESS SHE WANTS TO HEAR
SOME MORE THINGS I CAN DO!

355
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,267
YEAH, I GUESS.
WELL, I'LL SEE YA.

356
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,269
OKAY!

357
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:06,406
DID YOU GET
A REAL GOOD LOOK AT HER?

358
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,640
WHAT?

359
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,286
Flora:
HELLO, THERE!

360
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,990
IT'S A SMALL WORLD,
ISN'T IT?

361
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:23,991
YEAH.

362
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,325
JUST IMAGINE
MEETING YOU

363
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,260
WAY OUT HERE
IN THE WILDERNESS.

364
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,162
YEAH, THAT'S
REALLY SOMETHING.

365
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,431
WELL...
I'LL SEE YOU.

366
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,034
WAIT! YOU DON'T MIND
IF I TAG ALONG, DO YOU?

367
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,569
I MEAN, SINCE WE MET
OUT HERE AND EVERYTHING.

368
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,572
WELL, FLORA, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S TOO GOOD AN IDEA.

369
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,975
YES, IT IS.
I THINK IT'S DELIGHTFUL.

370
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,244
WE SHOULDN'T BE OUT
HERE IN THE WOODS

371
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,578
BY OURSELVES
LIKE THIS.

372
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,579
WHY NOT?

373
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,381
I THINK IT'S FUN.

374
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,616
YOU'RE A VERY NICE GIRL

375
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,418
BUT YOU KIND
OF RUN ALONG HOME.

376
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,419
WHY?

377
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,620
WELL, BECAUSE.

378
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,455
BUT I WANT TO BE
OUT HERE WITH YOU.

379
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,656
I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU.

380
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,724
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

381
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,026
I LIKE OLDER MEN.

382
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,493
BESIDES, I'VE
GOT A GIRL.

383
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,494
UH-HUH. ME.

384
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,030
NO. THE GIRL
I BROUGHT IN

385
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,098
THE DINER THE
OTHER NIGHT--
THAT'S MY GIRL.

386
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,599
YOU JUST THINK
SHE'S YOUR GIRL

387
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,301
BUT SHE'S NOT
REALLY YOUR GIRL

388
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,469
'CAUSE I'M YOUR GIRL.

389
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,204
NO. I'LL SEE YA.

390
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,314
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

391
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,515
MY ANKLE...

392
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,118
I THINK IT'S SPRAINED.

393
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,534
WELL...

394
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,238
LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT IT.

395
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,640
CAREFUL, PLEASE, ANDY.

396
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,376
WELL...

397
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,378
I DIDN'T TOUCH IT.

398
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,113
BUT IT HURTS.

399
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,515
I DON'T SEE
ANY SWELLING.

400
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,750
IT'S A FAMILY TRAIT.

401
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,752
WE'RE SLOW SWELLERS.

402
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,488
OH.

403
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,789
ANDY?

404
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,257
HMM?

405
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,127
I DON'T THINK
I CAN WALK.

406
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,365
WELL...

407
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,368
PUT YOUR ARMS
AROUND MY NECK.

408
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,300
YOU SURE MADE
A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY.

409
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,568
WE'RE QUICK
HEALERS, TOO.

410
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,569
OH.

411
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,803
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.

412
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,272
WAIT A MINUTE, ANDY.

413
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,107
YOUR REWARD
FOR RESCUING ME.

414
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,679
OH! OH, MY.

415
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,116
LISTEN...

416
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,153
LISTEN...

417
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,391
LISTEN, THIS ISN'T
GOING TO WORK, FLORA.

418
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,459
WHY?!

419
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,194
BECAUSE I KEEP
TRYING TO TELL YOU

420
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,395
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

421
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,330
I'VE GOT A GIRL--
SHE'S A REAL GIRL.

422
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,199
SHE WALKS AND TALKS
AND EVERYTHING.

423
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,234
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME
IN ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE.

424
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,136
IF YOU WANT TO BE
STUCK ON SOMEBODY

425
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,404
PLEASE BE STUCK
ON GOOBER

426
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,805
BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY
OVER YOU.

427
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,174
WHAT?

428
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,875
YOU DON'T THINK
HE COMES TO THE DINER

429
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,411
AND EATS FIVE MEALS A DAY
BECAUSE HE'S HUNGRY.

430
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,479
HE COMES OVER THERE

431
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,214
BECAUSE HE WANTS
TO BE NEAR YOU.

432
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,548
YOU'RE ALL HE TALKS ABOUT.

433
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,584
SO IF YOU WANT
TO BE STUCK ON SOMEBODY

434
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,818
PLEASE BE STUCK
ON GOOBER

435
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,420
BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY
OVER YOU.

436
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,331
NO. I'VE MADE UP
MY MIND.

437
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,500
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO BE MY SWEETHEART

438
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,335
AND I WANT
A REAL SPECIAL HAIRCUT.

439
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,604
YOU GOING TO ASK HER
TO BE YOUR SWEETHEART?

440
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,838
RIGHT TO HER FACE.

441
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,274
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT
A WHILE, GOOBER?

442
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,443
GET TO KNOW THE GIRL
BETTER.

443
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,346
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES
FOUR OR FIVE YEARS MAKE?

444
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,680
NO, FLOYD!

445
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,416
I FINALLY WORKED UP
THE COURAGE.

446
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,618
I'M ASKING HER RIGHT NOW,
AND I WANT A HAIRCUT.

447
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,785
NOW, LOOK, GOOBER

448
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,255
NOW, I'M NOT THE KIND
OF A PERSON

449
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,589
THAT SPREADS GOSSIP.

450
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,426
NOW, WHAT GOES ON
BETWEEN ANDY AND FLORA

451
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,960
IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

452
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,331
IS SOMETHING GOING ON
BETWEEN ANDY AND FLORA?

453
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,699
OH, THEN YOU KNOW
ABOUT IT ALREADY.

454
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:27,700
WHO TOLD YOU?

455
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:28,868
NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHING.

456
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,239
AH! THEN YOU SAW THEM KISSING.

457
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,273
THEY WAS KISSING?

458
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,407
AND YOU SEEN THEM?

459
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,309
WHERE'D YOU SEE
THEM KISSING, FLOYD?

460
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,378
NOW, YOU BETTER
TELL ME WHERE

461
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,846
ON THE LIPS.

462
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,925
LOOKS LIKE YOU KIND OF
OVERSHOT THE BARBERSHOP.

463
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,496
OH, THAT'S FUNNY. REAL FUNNY.
HA HA HA HA HA.

464
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,232
JUST ABOUT AS FUNNY AS YOU
STEALING MY GIRL BEHIND MY BACK.

465
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,268
NOW I KNOW WHY YOU TOLD ME
NOT TO RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

466
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,669
YOU WANTED HER
FOR YOURSELF.

467
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,670
WAIT A MINUTE.

468
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,671
AIN'T NO USE
WAITING.

469
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,273
THE NEWS IS
ALL OVER TOWN.

470
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,640
I WAS GOING
TO TELL YOU.

471
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,676
I HAPPENED TO RUN INTO HER
WHEN I WAS OUT HUNTING.

472
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,344
YOU WAS HUNTING
TOGETHER, TOO!

473
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,912
NOW I'M GETTING
THE WHOLE STORY.

474
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,013
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

475
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,815
YOU GONNA DENY YOU
WAS KISSING HER?

476
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,883
NOW, WAIT, GOOBER.

477
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,651
COME ON, ANDY,
PUT UP YOUR FISTS.

478
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,686
NOW, JUST CALM DOWN.

479
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,853
COME ON, ANDY, FIGHT.

480
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,322
WON'T YOU
LET ME EXPLAIN?

481
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,656
YOU TRIED TO
STEAL MY GIRL

482
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,558
AND AIN'T BUT ONE
WAY TO SETTLE IT.

483
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,826
I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRL.

484
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,695
YOU KISSED HER
RIGHT ON THE MOUTH.

485
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,696
FLOYD SEEN YOU.

486
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,697
FLOYD'S MISTAKEN.

487
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,699
I DIDN'T KISS HER.

488
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,234
SHE... SHE KISSED ME.

489
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,572
SHE KISSED YOU?

490
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,940
YES.

491
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,945
I'M SORRY.

492
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,423
ANDY, HOW COME
SHE GOES FOR YOU

493
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,924
AND NOT FOR ME?

494
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,694
I DON'T KNOW, GOOBER.

495
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,563
SOMETIMES I GUESS

496
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,799
YOU JUST CAN'T
FIGURE WOMEN OUT.

497
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,701
I GUESS.

498
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,373
I SURE AM SORRY.

499
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,841
IT'S OKAY.

500
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:21,047
THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN
ON EARTH, GOOBER.

501
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,849
IT'LL HAPPEN FOR YOU.

502
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,520
YEAH.

503
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,623
AND I'M GOING TO FORGET
ABOUT FLORA REAL FAST.

504
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,325
THAT'S THE TIME.

505
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,660
WANT TO GO EAT?

506
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,496
WELL, THERE'S
JUST THE DINER.

507
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,031
SO? I LIVE HERE,
DON'T I?

508
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:42,068
GOING TO HAVE TO RUN
INTO HER SOONER OR LATER.

509
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,590
HELLO, ANDY.

510
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:04,924
GOOBER.

511
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,058
HEY.

512
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,760
ROAST BEEF LOOKS GOOD TODAY.

513
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,398
WHAT'S SAY, GOOB?

514
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,665
I DON'T KNOW.

515
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,402
COULD I SEE
A MENU, PLEASE?

516
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,374
THANK YOU.

517
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:24,343
DID YOU REALLY HIT THE BELL
18 TIMES AT THE FAIR?

518
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,679
YEAH.

519
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,452
I'LL HAVE
THE MEAT LOAF PLATE.

520
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,086
YOU CERTAINLY MUST BE STRONG.

521
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,690
MAKE THAT TWO MEAT LOAF PLATES.

522
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,659
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE,
GOOBER?

523
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,860
I JUST MADE IT FRESH.

524
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,431
YEAH. GUESS SO.

525
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,799
I'LL GET THE MEAT LOAF.

526
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,771
HEY, GOOB, I THINK
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

527
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,039
WHAT?

528
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,974
I THINK SHE
GOES FOR YOU.

529
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,709
NO.

530
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:57,977
WELL, DIDN'T
YOU HEAR HER

531
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,079
ASK YOU IF YOU RANG
THE BELL 18 TIMES

532
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,114
AND TALKING ABOUT
HOW STRONG YOU ARE

533
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,916
AND ASK YOU IF
YOU WANT COFFEE?

534
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,152
THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING.

535
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,887
WELL, IT CERTAINLY
IS HEADING

536
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,422
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

537
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,790
NO.

538
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,669
IF YOU'D LIKE SOME MORE, GOOBER,
JUST LET ME KNOW.

539
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:47,059
CHICKEN, HARD-BOILED EGGS,
SALT, APPLE, PIE, COFFEE.

540
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,228
BOY, THAT OUGHT TO BE ENOUGH
FOR TWO OF US

541
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,997
OUT IN THE WOODS
BY OURSELVES.

542
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,065
AT LEAST WE WON'T STARVE
TO DEATH.
YEAH.

543
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:57,003
UNLESS, OF COURSE, ACCIDENTALLY,
WE RUN INTO FLORA.

544
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,606
NOW, I TOLD YOU
THAT'S ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT.

545
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,941
GOOBER GOES FOR HER,
AND SHE GOES FOR GOOBER.

546
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,810
WELL, LET'S HOPE SO.

547
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:07,480
OH, ANDY. BOY, AM I GLAD
I GOT YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT.

548
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,981
HEY, HELEN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

549
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,717
WELL, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, ANDY.
YOU JUST GOTTA!

550
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,051
WELL, IF I CAN.

551
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,653
WELL, I WANT YOU TO TALK
TO FLORA FOR ME.

552
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:14,921
AGAIN?

553
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,255
YEAH, BUT THIS TIME,
IT'S IMPORTANT.

554
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,724
THIS TIME,
IT'S ABOUT MARRIAGE.

555
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,592
NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

556
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,861
BUT, ANDY--
ABSOLUTELY NOT,
GOOBER.

557
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,063
THAT'S ONE THING YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO ASK HER YOURSELF.

558
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,832
BUT, ANDY, I DON'T
WANT TO ASK HER.

559
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,767
I WANT YOU TO TELL HER
TO STOP ASKING ME!