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HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
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"REGULAR $6.50 VALUE.
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"SPECIAL PRICE
TILL THE END OF THE MONTH,
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$1.95."
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SAY! THAT'S A BUY!
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WHAT IS IT, GOOBER?
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IT'S AN IMITATION
ALLIGATOR WALLET.
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ALLIGATOR?
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YOU HEAR THAT, ANDY?
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YEAH.
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"WITH A SECRET COMPARTMENT
FOR YOUR LARGE BILLS...
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AND YOUR CHOICE
OF THREE INITIALS."
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$1.95?
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OOH.
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THAT'S VALUE,
ALL RIGHT.
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YOU NOW, WE ALL OUGHT TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THAT.
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YOU GONNA GET ONE, ANDY?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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ME NEITHER.
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I DON'T GUESS
I'LL GET ONE EITHER.
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UNCLE FLOYD, GOOBER, ANDY --
BIG NEWS. BIG NEWS.
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YUP, COULD BE
THE BIGGEST THING
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THAT EVER HAPPENED
TO MAYBERRY.
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WELL, WHAT IS IT?
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I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH --
IT IS BIG.
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WHAT IS IT?
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LONG-DISTANCE CALL
FROM RALEIGH.
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NOW, HOLD ON
TO YOUR CHAIRS, EVERYBODY.
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THE GOVERNOR HAS ACCEPTED
OUR INVITATION
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TO TAKE PART IN THE
FOUNDER'S DAY CELEBRATION.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
THE GOVERNOR?
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COMING TO MAYBERRY?
IN PERSON.
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AND NOT ONLY IS THE GOVERNOR
HIMSELF COMING,
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BUT THEY'RE SENDING DOWN
THEIR MOBILE MUSEUM
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TO DISPLAY IN THE CEREMONIES.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
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THEIR MOBILE MUSEUM!?
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WHAT IS THAT?
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WELL...
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IT'S A MUSEUM
IN A TRAILER, GOOBER.
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I SAW IT ONCE
UP IN RALEIGH.
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IT'S GOT
ALL KINDS OF HISTORICAL THINGS
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THAT DATE BACK TO THE FOUNDING
OF THIS COUNTRY.
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NO FOOLING.
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YEAH, THEY HAVE
OLD COINS,
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PAINTINGS, SWORDS WORN
BY FAMOUS GENERALS, JEWELRY...
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THEY EVEN HAVE A LAVALIERE
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THAT WAS ACTUALLY WORN
BY MARTHA WASHINGTON.
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MARTHA WASHINGTON'S LAVALIERE!
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RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY.
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ANDY, THIS IS BIG.
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WE OUGHT TO HAVE
A BIG CELEBRATION
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WITH THE GOVERNOR COMING
AND ALL THAT, RIGHT, ANDY?
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GOOBER'S RIGHT.
MAYBE A PARADE
AND DECORATIONS.
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WE'LL DECORATE
THE WHOLE TOWN.
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MAYBE WE CAN REACTIVATE
THE MAYBERRY MARCHING BAND.
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WELL...ARE THOSE
FOUR FELLOWS STILL IN TOWN?
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AS FAR AS I KNOW.
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NOW, WAIT. IF WE'RE
GOING TO DO THIS,
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WE OUGHT TO DO IT RIGHT.
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LET'S HAVE A MEETING
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OF THE MAYBERRY FOUNDER'S DAY
COMMITTEE THIS AFTERNOON
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AND MAKE SOME PLANS.
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THAT'S THE TICKET,
ANDY, ORGANIZATION.
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COME ON, WARREN.
YEAH.
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ANDY, JUST A MINUTE.
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FELLAS...FELLAS,
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I'VE GOT AN IDEA FOR A SLOGAN
FOR THIS WHOLE THING.
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THIS IS JUST
TOP OF HEAD.
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LET'S SEE WHAT
YOU THINK.
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"MAYBERRY FOUNDER'S DAY...
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MAY MAYBERRY NEVER FOUNDER."
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WELL, IT...
WAS JUST A THOUGHT.
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NOW, WE WANT
TO MAKE THIS
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A REAL BANG-UP
CELEBRATION, RIGHT?
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YEAH. RIGHT.
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THAT MEANS WE ALL
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HAVE TO PUT OUR SHOULDERS
TO THE WHEEL.
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I THINK I HAVE THE
LUNCHEON RECEPTION
PRETTY WELL-PLANNED.
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I THOUGHT,
FOR THE FIRST COURSE...
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I-I KNOW
IT'S AMBITIOUS,
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BUT I THINK THE GOVERNOR
WILL BE IMPRESSED.
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Andy:
WHAT?
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SHRIMP COCKTAILS.
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OH!OH!
OH!OH!
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OH, THAT'S
EXCELLENT.
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WAIT. I CAN'T BE
ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN.
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I HAVE TO
SEE WHETHER
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I CAN ROUND UP
ANY COCKTAIL FORKS.
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DID YOU SAY 25
FOR LUNCHEON?
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ABOUT 25.
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I THOUGHT
FOR THE MAIN COURSE,
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WE WOULD HAVE
CHICKEN A LA KING.
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WE GIRLS COULD PREPARE
IT AT HOME
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AND BRING IT OVER
TO THE CITY HALL
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IN OUR BIG ROASTING PANS.
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YEAH, THAT OUGHT
TO WORK. THAT'LL WORK.
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AND, FOR DESSERT,
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I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE
LADY FINGERS AND COFFEE.
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OH, THAT ALL SOUNDS
PERFECT TO ME.
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THAT'S EXCELLENT.
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NOW, NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE.
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ABOUT THE PARADE --
THAT'S YOU, ISN'T IT, FRANK?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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HAVE YOU GOT
ANY IDEAS ON THAT?
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SURE, I GOT
ALL MY NOTES.
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HERE'S THE WAY
I'VE GOT IT PLANNED.
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WE MEET THE GOVERNOR'S CAR
AT THE EDGE OF TOWN
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AND FORM A LINE THERE.
GOOD.
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WE'LL START THE PROCESSION
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WITH THE BAND. CHECK, JOHN?
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CHECK.
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THAT'LL BE FOLLOWED
BY THE SQUAD CAR WITH ANDY.
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BY THE WAY,
HAVE YOU DECIDED
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WHO IS GOING TO DO
THE OFFICIAL GREETING?
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WELL, WITH THE MAYOR
ON VACATION IN HAWAII,
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I THOUGHT
WE'D GET HARRY BOSWORTH.
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THE HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT
OF WATER AND POWER
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AIN'T LIKE THE MAYOR.
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IT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO.
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HARRY MAKES
A NICE APPEARANCE.
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YEAH, AND HE'S
A GOOD TALKER.
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OKAY.
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THEN, AFTER THE SQUAD CAR
COMES THE GOVERNOR'S CAR.
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THEN I WANT AN OPEN CONVERTIBLE
WITH THE TOP DOWN.
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UH...WHO'S IN CHARGE
OF TRANSPORTATION?
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I AM.
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THINK YOU CAN
TAKE CARE OF THAT?
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I CAN BORROW
EARLIE GILLEY'S.
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YEAH, EARLIE
WILL LOAN YOU HIS.
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WHAT'S IT FOR, FRANK?
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WELL, I WANTED
SOMETHING DIFFERENT,
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AND I GOT TO THINKING
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THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
WE GROW AROUND HERE IS POTATOES.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT WOULD BE KIND OF NICE
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TO HAVE OUR POTATO QUEEN
IN THE PARADE.
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WHO IS THE QUEEN THIS YEAR?
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OLD MAN DOBBINS' DAUGHTER.
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT I HER TURN.
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SO I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE
A NICE CROWN OF POTATOES
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AND HAVE HER RIDING IN AN OPEN
CONVERTIBLE IN A BATHING SUIT.
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IN A BATHING SUIT?!
ON MAIN STREET?
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IT'LL BE OKAY.
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OH, YEAH,
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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AND THEN
BRINGING UP THE REAR,
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I'M TRYING TO GET SAM EPLEY
ON HIS MOTORCYCLE.
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OH!OH!
OH!OH!
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THAT WILL MAKE
A FINE PARADE.
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YOU'VE GOT IT VERY
WELL-ORGANIZED, FRANK.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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NOW, WAIT. NOW, WAIT.
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FLOYD, YOU'RE IN CHARGE
OF THE DECORATIONS --
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BUTTONS AND EVERYTHING.
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RIGHT, ANDY.
I'LL HAVE THIS TOWN
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A WHOLE MASS
OF RED, WHITE, AND BLUE.
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HOW DOES THAT
STRIKE EVERYBODY?
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OH, THAT'S GOOD.
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ANDY?
YES.
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WHERE YOU GOING TO PUT
THE SPEAKER STAND?
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I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT.
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OH, THAT'S OKAY.
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I THOUGHT WE WOULD PUT
THE SPEAKER STAND
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RIGHT BETWEEN
THE COURTHOUSE
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AND THE BARBER
SHOP. OKAY?
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AND THEN I THOUGHT
WE'D PUT THE MUSEUM
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BY THE TOWN SQUARE, NEAR
WHERE WE KEEP THE CANNON.
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MAKE A NICE SETTING
FOR IT.
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ANDY? AS HEAD OF
TRANSPORTATION,
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WILL I BE IN CHARGE
OF THE MOBILE MUSEUM?
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WE'LL GET TO THAT.
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NOW, JOHN,
THE MARCHING BAND --
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WHAT SHAPE IS IT IN?
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WELL, TO BE TRUTHFUL, ANDY,
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WE HAVEN'T DONE ENOUGH
REHEARSING TO KEEP REAL SHARP,
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BUT I'LL GET TOGETHER
WITH THE BOYS.
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
REMEMBER LAST LABOR DAY.
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I REMEMBER.
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NOW,
THE MOBILE MUSEUM --
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I CHECKED ON IT,
AND IT'S GOING TO HAVE
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A LOT OF JEWELS
AND VALUABLE THINGS IN IT.
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THEY'RE GOING TO BRING IT IN
THE DAY BEFORE FOUNDER'S DAY
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AND LEAVE IT HERE
THROUGH THE CELEBRATION.
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OH, THAT SHOULD BE
VERY INTERESTING.
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YES, AND WE
ARE REQUIRED
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TO KEEP A CONSTANT
GUARD ON THAT.
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NOW, WARREN --
YES, ANDY.
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THAT'LL BE YOUR JOB.
CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?
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PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE.
THE MARINES HAVE LANDED.
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GOOBER, YOU CAN
RELIEVE WARREN
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EVERY COUPLE OF HOURS.
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SURE, ANDY.
DO I GET A UNIFORM, TOO?
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YOU'LL BE WORKING UNOFFICIALLY.
YOU WON'T NEED IT.
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I DIDN'T ASK YOU.
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I THINK WE MIGHT
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DIG UP A UNIFORM FOR YOU,
GOOBER.
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WELL, THAT ABOUT
TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING.
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WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME,
SO LET'S GET TO WORK.
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BOY, EVERYTHING REALLY DOES
LOOK NICE, DOESN'T IT?
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IT SURE DOES.
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JUST AS NICE AS CAN BE.
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NOW, RIGHT THERE IS WHERE
WE'LL PUT THE MOBILE MUSEUM.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, ANDY.
YEAH.
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HEY, ANDY.
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HMM?
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I'LL BET THIS OLD BABY
SAW SOME ACTION, HUH?
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OH, I WOULDN'T
BE SURPRISED.
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ANDY, I JUST
HAD AN IDEA.
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YEAH?
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DON'T SAY NO BEFORE
YOU HEAR ME OUT.
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EXTEND ME
THAT COURTESY.
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THIS FOUNDER'S DAY CELEBRATION
WITH THE GOVERNOR COMING --
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IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY
YOU'VE HAD IN MAYBERRY IN YEARS.
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AM I RIGHT?
YEAH.
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HUH?
YEAH, I EXPECT.
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A FITTING OCCASION
TO FIRE THE CANNON.
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FIRE THE CANNON?
CAN'T YOU SEE IT?
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WITH THE PARADE, THE BAND,
THE SPEECHES,
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AND MISS POTATO QUEEN
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AND THEN TO CLIMAX IT ALL --
BOOM! WE FIRE THE CANNON.
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NO, WARREN.
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THIS OLD CANNON
PROBABLY HASN'T BEEN FIRED
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IN OVER A HUNDRED YEARS.
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YOU'RE TAKING
A NEGATIVE ATTITUDE.
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I MADE A STUDY OF BALLISTICS
AT THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY.
NO. NO.
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YOU KNOW, ANDY,
YOU HAVE A TENDENCY
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TO BE VERY STUBBORN
AT TIMES.
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THAT'S RIGHT, SO YOU
MIGHT AS WELL FORGET ABOUT
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FIRING THE CANNON, BECAUSE WE
AIN'T GOING TO FIRE THE CANNON.
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ANDY, I WAS JUST GOING OVER
THE ROUTE OF THE PARADE.
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THE ROUTE OF
THE PARADE?
231
00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,671
IT'S JUST GOING TO
BE THREE BLOCKS.
232
00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,739
ANDY, ANDY --
233
00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,741
THE MOBILE MUSEUM
JUST ROLLED IN.
234
00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,209
IT STOPPED
AT THE FILLING STATION
235
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,011
A FEW MINUTES AGO.
I TOLD THE MAN WHERE TO PARK.
236
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,880
GOOD. WARREN, YOU AND GOOBER
BETTER GET OVER THERE.
237
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,281
WE GOT TO KEEP
A CONSTANT GUARD ON THAT.
238
00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,816
RIGHT, ANDY.
239
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,117
COME ON, GOOBER.
240
00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,653
WELL, WARREN,
I DON'T HAVE MY UNIFORM ON YET.
241
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,154
OH, GOOBER.
242
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,865
HI.
243
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,834
I'M THE...
SHERIFF'S DEPUTY.
244
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,202
AND I'M GOOBER.
245
00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,605
YOU'RE THE FELLOW
I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE KEY TO.
246
00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,172
THAT'S RIGHT.
247
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,242
OH, HERE ARE
MY AUTHORIZATION PAPERS.
248
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,244
THEY'RE IN ORDER.
249
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,816
I'LL BE BACK ABOUT 5:00 TOMORROW
TO PICK IT UP.
250
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,784
SURE. FINE.
251
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,990
SEE YOU.
252
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,997
BOY, I BET THEY GOT
SOME GREAT STUFF IN THERE.
253
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,600
GOOBER, LET'S REMEMBER
WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR, HUH?
254
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,035
WHO'S GOING TO TAKE
THE FIRST SHIFT?
255
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,804
I WILL, BUT YOU'D BETTER
COME BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
256
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,173
I'LL PROBABLY BE READY
FOR A COFFEE BREAK THEN.
257
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,808
ALL RIGHT,
WARREN, A HOUR.
258
00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,777
I'M GOING TO GO
PUT ON MY UNIFORM.
259
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,710
WARREN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE GUARDING THE MUSEUM.
260
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,145
GOOBER, THERE'S SOMETHING
STUCK DOWN THERE.
261
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,347
WHAT IF THERE IS?
YOU LEFT YOUR POST.
262
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,349
I CAN SEE THE TRAILER
FROM HERE.
263
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,051
SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE OUT
WHAT THAT IS.
264
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,286
COME ON.
265
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,902
UH...I'M SORRY.
266
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,905
THE MUSEUM WON'T
OFFICIALLY OPEN TILL TOMORROW.
267
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,206
OH, I'M SORRY, SHERIFF.
268
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,441
WE DIDN'T KNOW.
WE JUST GOT INTO TOWN.
269
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,911
WELL, COME BACK TOMORROW
AND YOU CAN GO RIGHT THROUGH IT.
270
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,746
THANK YOU, WE WILL.
COME, DEAR.
271
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,781
GOODBYE.
GOODBYE.
272
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,389
WARREN,
IT'S PITCH BLACK.
273
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,191
DON'T YOU SEE
ANYTHING DOWN THERE?
274
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,760
NO, I CAN'T
SEE A THING.
275
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,762
WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON DUTY?
276
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,864
WARREN IS. I JUST
COME OVER TO RELIEVE HIM.
277
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,265
ANDY,
I'M JUST TEN FEET AWAY.
278
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,734
AND I DISCOVERED SOMETHING.
279
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,301
THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK
DOWN THERE.
280
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,070
NOW, IF WE CAN FIND OUT
WHAT IT IS...
281
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,338
I WANT YOU TO QUIT FOOLING
WITH THIS OLD CANNON
282
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,240
BEFORE YOU BLOW
SOMETHING UP.
283
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,409
DON'T YOU SEE? IF WE CAN FIND
WHAT'S DOWN THERE AND CLEAR IT,
284
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,445
THERE'S A DARN GOOD CHANCE
I CAN GET THIS BABY TO FIRE.
285
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,247
WHAT A TRIBUTE THAT WOULD BE
TO THE GOVERNOR.
286
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,015
ONE OF YOUR
UNFORGETTABLE MOMENTS.
287
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,284
WARREN, I TOLD YOU ONCE
AND I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN --
288
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,319
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO FIRE THIS CANNON.
289
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,726
THEY REMIND ME
OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS.
290
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,995
IF THAT'S
THE MAYBERRY POLICE FORCE,
291
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,997
THIS OUGHT TO BE
A PUSHOVER.
292
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,505
CITIZENS OF MAYBERRY,
293
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,742
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
294
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:53,847
TO WELCOME YOU
ON THIS MEMORABLE OCCASION.
295
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:57,851
AM I GIVING IT ENOUGH VOLUME,
ANDY?
296
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,087
OH, IT SOUNDS FINE TO ME,
HARRY.
297
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,321
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
298
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,956
YEAH.
299
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,825
WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE
YOU DOING THIS FOR US, HARRY.
300
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,361
SHERIFF, WE IN THE DEPARTMENT
OF WATER AND POWER
301
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,398
LOOK UPON OURSELVES
AS PUBLIC SERVANTS,
302
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,134
AND SO,
WHENEVER WE CAN SERVE...
303
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,903
WELL,
WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE IT.
304
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,005
THANK YOU, ANDY.
305
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,206
HOW'S THE BAND, JOHN?
306
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,241
WELL,
STILL A LOT OF ROUGH SPOTS.
307
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,843
OH.
308
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,144
THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE PLAYING
STANDING STILL.
309
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,079
MARCHING AIN'T GONNA HELP
NONE.
310
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,348
WELL, I KNOW THEY'LL DO
THE BEST THEY CAN.
311
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,017
YEAH.
312
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,318
JESSE EARLE HAGEN
IS COMING OVER FROM MT. PILOT
313
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,519
TO PLAY BASS.
314
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,121
OH, GOOD.
315
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,256
ANDY, I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET
THE PARADE ORGANIZED.
316
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,859
BY THE TIME WE GET SET
AND LINED UP,
317
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,393
THE GOVERNOR
OUGHT TO BE HERE.
318
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,895
OKAY. OKAY.
319
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,131
UH, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO GET
THE SQUAD CAR.
320
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,266
YOU GET THE BOYS
AND LINE THEM UP, OKAY?
321
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,136
UH...HEY, HARRY!
322
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,038
HUH
HEY, HARRY, LISTEN.
323
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,873
WE'RE GONNA START
LINING UP NOW.
324
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,307
WOULD YOU MIND
STAYING HERE
325
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,476
AND GETTING THE FOLKS
UP ON THE STAND
326
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,411
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
UP THERE?
327
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,347
OH, SURE, SURE.
THANKS, HARRY.
328
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,391
HIYA, ANDY.
EVERYTHING OKAY?
329
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,993
OH, SURE, SURE, YEAH.
330
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,095
OH, ANDY, I FOUND OUT
WHAT WAS STUCK IN THE CANNON.
331
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,329
A CANNON BALL.
332
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,031
SORT OF SETS
YOUR MIND TO WORK, DOESN'T IT?
333
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,232
NO, IT DOESN'T, WARREN.
334
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,901
WE'RE GOING TO START
TO FORM.
335
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,836
I WANT YOU TO KEEP
THE MUSEUM LOCKED
336
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,437
TILL AFTER
THE SPEECHES ARE MADE.
337
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,940
THAT'S WHEN EVERYBODY'S
GONNA WANT TO GO THROUGH.
338
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,541
SURE, YEAH.
I WAS IN THERE BEFORE.
339
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,210
THEY GOT SOME
WONDERFUL THINGS.
340
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,411
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
341
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,113
I PREPARED A FEW REMARKS
TO MAKE --
342
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,314
FOR WHEN PEOPLE
ARE FILING THROUGH.
343
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,515
THAT'S FINE.
344
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,550
FOLKS, AS YOU ENTER
THIS MUSEUM,
345
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,452
YOU WILL NOTICE
THE SACRED MEMENTOS
346
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,854
FROM OUR GLORIOUS PAST...
347
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,222
THAT'S FINE.
348
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,490
...MEMENTOS WHICH WILL
ENABLE YOU TO RELIVE
349
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,325
THE FOUNDING
OF THIS GREAT NATION.
350
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,526
EXCELLENT, WARREN.
351
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,228
I THOUGHT IT'D
APPEAL TO YOU, ANDY.
352
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,532
NOTICE AS YOU ENTER ON YOUR
RIGHT, A PRICELESS LAVALIERE
353
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,602
FIRST WORN BY THE FIRST LADY
OF THE FIRST PRESIDENT.
354
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,337
THAT'S NOT TOO BAD.
355
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,145
THAT CLOWN SHOULDN'T
GIVE US ANY TROUBLE.
356
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514
AND THE SHERIFF'S
OUT OF THE WAY.
357
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,182
WELL, I'M GOING
OVER THERE NOW.
358
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,383
WE WON'T MAKE OUR MOVE
359
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,618
TILL EVERYBODY'S
AROUND THE STAND
360
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,053
LISTENING TO SPEECHES.
361
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,356
OKAY,
I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE.
362
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,102
OH, HI.
HOWDY.
363
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,971
GEORGE ARCHER,
STATE POLICE.
364
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,405
OH, GLAD TO KNOW YOU.
365
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,642
UH, WARREN FERGUSON,
MAYBERRY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
366
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,077
WELL,
HAVE YOU GOT THE KEYS?
367
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,280
KEYS?
YEAH, TO THE MUSEUM HERE.
368
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,517
DON'T TELL ME THEY FORGOT
TO SEND AN ORDER AGAIN.
369
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,989
I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN RALEIGH.
370
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,557
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
THEY'VE DONE THIS.
371
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,625
OH?
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO SEND AN ORDER
372
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,928
TO THE LOCAL OFFICE
THAT WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER.
373
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,529
NOW, WOULDN'T THAT
GET YOUR GOAT?
374
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,065
UH, IT SURE WOULD.
375
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,433
YOU'D THINK THE LEAST
THEY COULD DO IS TELL US.
376
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,569
WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
377
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,671
I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE RESPONSIBLE
378
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,674
FOR THE CONTENTS OF THE MUSEUM
WHEN IT'S OPEN,
379
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,211
BUT YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED
TO TURN THE KEYS OVER TO ME.
380
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,413
FRANKLY, I WOULDN'T
BLAME YOU IF YOU DIDN'T.
381
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,149
GOSH DARN IT.
382
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,018
UH, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW.
383
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,253
GEORGE, IS IT?
YEAH.
384
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,721
GEORGE, UH, WARREN.
385
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,191
LOOK, JUST BECAUSE
THEY'RE TWIDDLING THEIR THUMBS
386
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,259
UP IN RALEIGH,
THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
387
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,028
NO, BUT...
NOT YOUR FAULT AT ALL.
388
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,629
YOU'RE HERE.
YOU'RE DOING YOUR DUTY.
389
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,031
YOU'RE CLEAN.
390
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,299
AS I SEE IT,
THIS IS NO TIME
391
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,134
FOR, UH, FORMALITIES,
RIGHT, GEORGE?
392
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,402
RIGHT, RIGHT.
393
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,404
SO, HERE YOU ARE.
HERE ARE THE KEYS.
394
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,605
THANKS, WARREN.
395
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,240
OH, THAT'S OKAY,
GEORGE.
396
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,509
SAY, THEY DON'T GIVE
YOU STATE BOYS
397
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,078
MUCH IN THE WAY
OF INSIGNIAS, DO THEY?
398
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,114
I MEAN, NOT EVEN A BADGE.
399
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,682
WELL, UH...CONFIDENTIALLY,
THEY DON'T WANT THIS TO LOOK
400
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,551
TOO MUCH LIKE
A POLICED OPERATION.
401
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,453
YOU KNOW,
IT MAKES PEOPLE UNEASY.
402
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,155
SURE, SURE.
403
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,623
WELL, AT LEAST THAT SHOWS
THE BRASS UP IN RALEIGH
404
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,025
ARE USING THEIR HEAD
405
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,759
FOR SOMETHING
BESIDES A HAT RACK, HUH?
406
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,333
OH, HAT RACK!
407
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,637
WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU,
GEORGE.
408
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,482
WE'LL JUST PUSH THIS
OVER IN THE CORNER
409
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,084
SO YOU CAN
GET UP THE STAIRS.
410
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,585
UH-HUH.
411
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,654
THANK YOU.
412
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,422
YOU'RE WELCOME.
413
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,325
I IMAGINE WE'LL BE ABLE
TO HEAR THE BAND
414
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,660
WHEN IT STARTS PLAYING.
415
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,095
OH, YES!
416
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,064
THE PARADE WILL
PROBABLY TAKE,
417
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,365
UH, THREE MINUTES.
418
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,600
YOU FIGURE THEY'LL DO
A BLOCK A MINUTE, HUH?
419
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,335
ABOUT.
420
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,137
I HOPE THE GOVERNOR
ARRIVES ON TIME.
421
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,373
WELL, I'M SURE
HE'S GOING TO TRY,
422
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,242
BUT YOU KNOW STATE BUSINESS
AND EVERYTHING.
423
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,344
BUT I TOLD THE GIRLS
TO TAKE THE SHRIMP
424
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,446
OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR
AT 1:00 SHARP.
425
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,817
WARREN, WHO'S THAT
FELLA BY THE MUSEUM?
426
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,487
OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'S STATE POLICE.
427
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,555
THEY TAKE OVER
WHEN THE MUSEUM OPENS.
428
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,557
ANDY DIDN'T SAY
NOTHING ABOUT THAT.
429
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,126
I KNOW.
RALEIGH GOOFED.
430
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,727
YOU KNOW WHAT
I FOUND IN HERE?
431
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,129
NO.
HUH?
432
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,564
NO, WARREN!
A CANNON BALL.
433
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,733
A CANNON BALL?
STUCK RIGHT IN THERE.
434
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,768
I BET THAT'S BEEN IN THERE
A LONG TIME.
435
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,171
MAYBE EVEN A WHOLE CENTURY.
COULD BE.
436
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,773
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF THIS COULD STILL FIRE.
437
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,343
YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT
AFTER WHAT ANDY SAID?
438
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,577
OH, NO, NO.
439
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,446
NO, IT'S JUST
I'M INTERESTED IN OLD GUNS.
440
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,747
SORT OF A HOBBY WITH ME.
441
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,482
BOY, I WISH I COULD
GET A BETTER LOOK
442
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,151
AT THAT FIRING
MECHANISM, THOUGH.
443
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,356
[ CROWD CHEERING,
MARCHING BAND PLAYS ]
444
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,657
THERE THEY ARE!
445
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,626
THERE THEY ARE!
OH!
446
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,240
OH!
447
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,242
ISN'T THAT
IMPRESSIVE?
448
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,809
BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.
449
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,749
BAND SOUNDS GOOD.
450
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,492
OH!
451
00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,607
UH, GOVERNOR, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET HARRY BOSWORTH
452
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,177
THE HEAD OF OUR DEPARTMENT
OF WATER AND POWER.
453
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,612
IT'S AN HONOR, SIR.
454
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,214
AND MR. FRANK CHASE,
455
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,383
AND THIS IS MY AUNT,
MISS BEATRICE TAYLOR.
456
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,519
VERY PLEASED
TO MEET YOU.
457
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,820
AND FLOYD LAWSON.
458
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,523
IT'S A PLEASURE,
YOUR HONORABLE,
459
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,225
HIS EXCELLENCY,
THE JUDGE...
460
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,459
UH, AND, UH,
461
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,328
OF COURSE YOU'VE
MET SHARON DOBBINS.
462
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,695
YES, I'VE HAD
THE PLEASURE.
463
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,564
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
464
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,371
WELL, UH, WON'T YOU
ALL THEN SIT DOWN?
465
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,306
ANDY,
WOULD YOU...?
466
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,541
OH, YES.
467
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,279
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
468
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:43,716
IT IS A GREAT PRIVILEGE
AND A PROFOUND HONOR
469
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,519
TO INTRODUCE THIS GREAT MAN
470
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:51,224
WHO HAS TAKEN TIME OUT
FROM HIS BUSY SCHEDULE
471
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393
AS THE GOVERNOR OF OUR STATE
472
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,995
TO COME DOWN HERE
AND HELP US...
473
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,913
...AND SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
474
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,716
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
475
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,018
TO WELCOME THE GOVERNOR
OF OUR GLORIOUS STATE,
476
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,855
THE HONORABLE
GEORGE C. HANDLEY.
477
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,574
GOOD PEOPLE OF MAYBERRY,
478
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:46,279
I AM DEEPLY HONORED
TO HAVE BEEN INVITED BY YOU
479
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:50,983
TO TAKE PART IN MAYBERRY'S
FOUNDER'S DAY CEREMONY.
480
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,585
YOU SEE ANYTHING YET?
481
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,455
NO. IT'S LIKE THE BLACK HOLE
OF CALCUTTA DOWN THERE.
482
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,257
YOU DON'T HAVE
A MATCH, DO YOU?
SOMEWHERE.
483
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,648
AT LEAST I'LL BE ABLE
TO SEE WHAT'S IN THERE NOW.
484
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,904
I HAVE ALWAYS FELT
485
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:49,542
THAT MAYBERRY WAS ONE
OF THE FEW TOWNS LEFT IN AMERICA
486
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:53,713
WHERE ONE COULD ENJOY
TRUE PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY.
487
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,352
WHAT WAS THAT?
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
488
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,688
YOU GO RIGHT ON WITH
YOUR SPEECH, GOVERNOR,
489
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,022
AND I'LL GO FIND OUT.
490
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,028
ALL RIGHT,
IS ANYBODY HURT IN THERE?
491
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,497
OH, NO.
492
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,700
HE SHOT A STATION WAGON.
493
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,134
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW...
494
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,570
ALL RIGHT, WARREN,
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN, HUH?
495
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,038
ANDY...
YOU FOLKS ALL RIGHT?
496
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,873
LOOK!
STAY OUT OF IT,
GOOBER!
497
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,510
IT LOOKS LIKE THE STUFF
FROM THE MUSEUM.
WHAT?
498
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,047
OH, YEAH --
THE TWO TOURISTS FROM YESTERDAY.
499
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,718
I CAPTURED
A COUPLE OF CROOKS.
500
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,153
GOOBER, ANDY,
I CAPTURED A COUPLE OF CROOKS!
501
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,055
BE QUIET! BE QUIET!
502
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,524
LISTEN, ARREST 'EM.
503
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,659
TAKE 'EM TO THE CITY HALL
AND HOLD 'EM.
504
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,860
I GOT TO GET BACK.
505
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,762
GOT YOU, ANDY.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
506
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,963
HANDS UP, HANDS UP,
HANDS UP.
507
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,565
COME ON, GOOBER.
508
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,835
ALL RIGHT, NO FALSE MOVES
OR IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU.
509
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,903
...AND IN CONCLUSION,
510
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:54,941
I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND
MY SINCEREST WISHES
511
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:58,845
FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS
AND PROGRESS.
512
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,952
UH, WHAT WAS
THE NOISE, SHERIFF?
513
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,655
UH, THE NOISE WAS
A ONE-GUN SALUTE
514
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,056
IN YOUR HONOR, SIR.
515
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,870
WELL,
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND IT --
516
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:27,540
HOW THAT OLD CANNON COULD GO OFF
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
517
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,842
WELL, THAT COULD ONLY BE
ONE THING, ANDY.
YEAH?
518
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:33,212
YOU SEE, THAT GUNPOWDER
WAS IN THERE ALL THESE YEARS
JUST LIKE THE CANNONBALL.
519
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,614
OH?
OH, SURE.
520
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,815
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REMEMBER THIS
521
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,617
FROM SHERIFF'S ACADEMY
OR NOT.
522
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,952
BUT, YOU SEE, THAT WAS
UNDOUBTEDLY BLACK GUN POWDER
IN THERE.
523
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,588
OH.
YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT THEY USED
IN THOSE DAYS.
524
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,955
IS THAT RIGHT?
SURE.
525
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,458
AND BLACK GUNPOWDER DOESN'T
WEAKEN OVER THE YEARS.
526
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,059
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT GETS STRONGER.
527
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,461
THESE ARE FACTS I'M GIVING YOU,
ANDY.
528
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,796
INDISPUTABLE.
529
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,164
DID THEY TEACH YOU
ANY INDISPUTABLE FACTS
530
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,101
LIKE YOU NEVER TURN OVER
A VALUABLE THING LIKE A MUSEUM
531
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,136
TO ANYBODY WITHOUT
AN AUTHORIZATION?
532
00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,472
I WAS WAITING FOR THAT, ANDY.
I WAS WAITING FOR THAT.
533
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,073
ANDY, I'M GOING TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING
534
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,209
THAT WILL SHED A WHOLE NEW LIGHT
ON THIS THING.
535
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,777
OH?
536
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,212
NOW, YOU SEE, WHEN THAT FELLA
FIRST CAME UP TO ME,
537
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,614
THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
THAT DIDN'T ADD UP.
538
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:08,915
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
DIDN'T ADD UP.
539
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,550
WELL, I HAVE AN INSTINCT
FOR THAT THING ANYWAY.
540
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,652
SO I FIGURE BY STAYING
AROUND THE CANNON,
541
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,221
I COULD KEEP A WEATHER EYE
ON HIM...JUST IN CASE.
542
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,690
YEAH.
ANDY, THERE WAS NOTHING
ON MY MIND
543
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,258
BUT THE SAFETY
OF THE CONTENTS OF THAT MUSEUM.
544
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,094
OH, I KNOW YOU MAY NOT
BELIEVE THAT.
THAT'S SMART THINKING.
545
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,496
YOU DO BELIEVE IT?
NO.
546
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,997
YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT?
THAT'S RIGHT.
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