1 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,495 HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. 2 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,264 "REGULAR $6.50 VALUE. 3 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:33,334 "SPECIAL PRICE TILL THE END OF THE MONTH, 4 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,735 $1.95." 5 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,338 SAY! THAT'S A BUY! 6 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,840 WHAT IS IT, GOOBER? 7 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,576 IT'S AN IMITATION ALLIGATOR WALLET. 8 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,777 ALLIGATOR? 9 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,746 YOU HEAR THAT, ANDY? 10 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,448 YEAH. 11 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:51,252 "WITH A SECRET COMPARTMENT FOR YOUR LARGE BILLS... 12 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,854 AND YOUR CHOICE OF THREE INITIALS." 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,157 $1.95? 14 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,491 OOH. 15 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,593 THAT'S VALUE, ALL RIGHT. 16 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:03,331 YOU NOW, WE ALL OUGHT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. 17 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,366 YOU GONNA GET ONE, ANDY? 18 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,834 I DON'T THINK SO. 19 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,669 ME NEITHER. 20 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,739 I DON'T GUESS I'LL GET ONE EITHER. 21 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,576 UNCLE FLOYD, GOOBER, ANDY -- BIG NEWS. BIG NEWS. 22 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,311 YUP, COULD BE THE BIGGEST THING 23 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,779 THAT EVER HAPPENED TO MAYBERRY. 24 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,314 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 25 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,682 I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH -- IT IS BIG. 26 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,351 WHAT IS IT? 27 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,253 LONG-DISTANCE CALL FROM RALEIGH. 28 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,321 NOW, HOLD ON TO YOUR CHAIRS, EVERYBODY. 29 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,490 THE GOVERNOR HAS ACCEPTED OUR INVITATION 30 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,126 TO TAKE PART IN THE FOUNDER'S DAY CELEBRATION. 31 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,162 YOU'RE KIDDING. THE GOVERNOR? 32 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,564 COMING TO MAYBERRY? IN PERSON. 33 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,399 AND NOT ONLY IS THE GOVERNOR HIMSELF COMING, 34 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,468 BUT THEY'RE SENDING DOWN THEIR MOBILE MUSEUM 35 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,803 TO DISPLAY IN THE CEREMONIES. HOW ABOUT THAT? 36 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,805 THEIR MOBILE MUSEUM!? 37 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,240 WHAT IS THAT? 38 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,441 WELL... 39 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,477 IT'S A MUSEUM IN A TRAILER, GOOBER. 40 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,778 I SAW IT ONCE UP IN RALEIGH. 41 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,346 IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF HISTORICAL THINGS 42 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,615 THAT DATE BACK TO THE FOUNDING OF THIS COUNTRY. 43 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,816 NO FOOLING. 44 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,618 YEAH, THEY HAVE OLD COINS, 45 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,688 PAINTINGS, SWORDS WORN BY FAMOUS GENERALS, JEWELRY... 46 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,323 THEY EVEN HAVE A LAVALIERE 47 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,825 THAT WAS ACTUALLY WORN BY MARTHA WASHINGTON. 48 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:08,362 MARTHA WASHINGTON'S LAVALIERE! 49 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,564 RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY. 50 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,633 ANDY, THIS IS BIG. 51 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,502 WE OUGHT TO HAVE A BIG CELEBRATION 52 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,770 WITH THE GOVERNOR COMING AND ALL THAT, RIGHT, ANDY? 53 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,340 GOOBER'S RIGHT. MAYBE A PARADE AND DECORATIONS. 54 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,841 WE'LL DECORATE THE WHOLE TOWN. 55 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,944 MAYBE WE CAN REACTIVATE THE MAYBERRY MARCHING BAND. 56 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,780 WELL...ARE THOSE FOUR FELLOWS STILL IN TOWN? 57 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,182 AS FAR AS I KNOW. 58 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,917 NOW, WAIT. IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, 59 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,720 WE OUGHT TO DO IT RIGHT. 60 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,355 LET'S HAVE A MEETING 61 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,390 OF THE MAYBERRY FOUNDER'S DAY COMMITTEE THIS AFTERNOON 62 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:37,591 AND MAKE SOME PLANS. 63 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,393 THAT'S THE TICKET, ANDY, ORGANIZATION. 64 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,362 COME ON, WARREN. YEAH. 65 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,364 ANDY, JUST A MINUTE. 66 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,765 FELLAS...FELLAS, 67 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,335 I'VE GOT AN IDEA FOR A SLOGAN FOR THIS WHOLE THING. 68 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,736 THIS IS JUST TOP OF HEAD. 69 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,271 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK. 70 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,774 "MAYBERRY FOUNDER'S DAY... 71 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,244 MAY MAYBERRY NEVER FOUNDER." 72 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,716 WELL, IT... WAS JUST A THOUGHT. 73 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,820 NOW, WE WANT TO MAKE THIS 74 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,489 A REAL BANG-UP CELEBRATION, RIGHT? 75 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,690 YEAH. RIGHT. 76 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,891 THAT MEANS WE ALL 77 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,893 HAVE TO PUT OUR SHOULDERS TO THE WHEEL. 78 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,963 I THINK I HAVE THE LUNCHEON RECEPTION PRETTY WELL-PLANNED. 79 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,965 I THOUGHT, FOR THE FIRST COURSE... 80 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,433 I-I KNOW IT'S AMBITIOUS, 81 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,802 BUT I THINK THE GOVERNOR WILL BE IMPRESSED. 82 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,271 Andy: WHAT? 83 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,738 SHRIMP COCKTAILS. 84 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:25,939 OH!OH! OH!OH! 85 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,341 OH, THAT'S EXCELLENT. 86 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,809 WAIT. I CAN'T BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN. 87 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,010 I HAVE TO SEE WHETHER 88 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,645 I CAN ROUND UP ANY COCKTAIL FORKS. 89 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,814 DID YOU SAY 25 FOR LUNCHEON? 90 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:34,982 ABOUT 25. 91 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,350 I THOUGHT FOR THE MAIN COURSE, 92 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,918 WE WOULD HAVE CHICKEN A LA KING. 93 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,787 WE GIRLS COULD PREPARE IT AT HOME 94 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,722 AND BRING IT OVER TO THE CITY HALL 95 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,990 IN OUR BIG ROASTING PANS. 96 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,625 YEAH, THAT OUGHT TO WORK. THAT'LL WORK. 97 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,260 AND, FOR DESSERT, 98 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,662 I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE LADY FINGERS AND COFFEE. 99 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,564 OH, THAT ALL SOUNDS PERFECT TO ME. 100 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,765 THAT'S EXCELLENT. 101 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,501 NOW, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 102 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,936 ABOUT THE PARADE -- THAT'S YOU, ISN'T IT, FRANK? 103 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,338 YEAH, YEAH. 104 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,872 HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEAS ON THAT? 105 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,341 SURE, I GOT ALL MY NOTES. 106 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,009 HERE'S THE WAY I'VE GOT IT PLANNED. 107 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,612 WE MEET THE GOVERNOR'S CAR AT THE EDGE OF TOWN 108 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,680 AND FORM A LINE THERE. GOOD. 109 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,282 WE'LL START THE PROCESSION 110 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,750 WITH THE BAND. CHECK, JOHN? 111 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,419 CHECK. 112 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,621 THAT'LL BE FOLLOWED BY THE SQUAD CAR WITH ANDY. 113 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,489 BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU DECIDED 114 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:17,925 WHO IS GOING TO DO THE OFFICIAL GREETING? 115 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,761 WELL, WITH THE MAYOR ON VACATION IN HAWAII, 116 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,063 I THOUGHT WE'D GET HARRY BOSWORTH. 117 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,666 THE HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT OF WATER AND POWER 118 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,934 AIN'T LIKE THE MAYOR. 119 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,636 IT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO. 120 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,338 HARRY MAKES A NICE APPEARANCE. 121 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,839 YEAH, AND HE'S A GOOD TALKER. 122 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,441 OKAY. 123 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,876 THEN, AFTER THE SQUAD CAR COMES THE GOVERNOR'S CAR. 124 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,779 THEN I WANT AN OPEN CONVERTIBLE WITH THE TOP DOWN. 125 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,014 UH...WHO'S IN CHARGE OF TRANSPORTATION? 126 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,416 I AM. 127 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,385 THINK YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT? 128 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,853 I CAN BORROW EARLIE GILLEY'S. 129 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,588 YEAH, EARLIE WILL LOAN YOU HIS. 130 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,822 WHAT'S IT FOR, FRANK? 131 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,924 WELL, I WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT, 132 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,693 AND I GOT TO THINKING 133 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:56,063 THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE GROW AROUND HERE IS POTATOES. 134 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,665 THAT'S RIGHT. 135 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,866 IT WOULD BE KIND OF NICE 136 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,934 TO HAVE OUR POTATO QUEEN IN THE PARADE. 137 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,471 WHO IS THE QUEEN THIS YEAR? 138 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,938 OLD MAN DOBBINS' DAUGHTER. 139 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,441 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT I HER TURN. 140 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,077 SO I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A NICE CROWN OF POTATOES 141 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,914 AND HAVE HER RIDING IN AN OPEN CONVERTIBLE IN A BATHING SUIT. 142 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,049 IN A BATHING SUIT?! ON MAIN STREET? 143 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,451 IT'LL BE OKAY. 144 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:18,852 OH, YEAH, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 145 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,554 AND THEN BRINGING UP THE REAR, 146 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:23,791 I'M TRYING TO GET SAM EPLEY ON HIS MOTORCYCLE. 147 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,393 OH!OH! OH!OH! 148 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,960 THAT WILL MAKE A FINE PARADE. 149 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,797 YOU'VE GOT IT VERY WELL-ORGANIZED, FRANK. 150 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,432 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 151 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,733 NOW, WAIT. NOW, WAIT. 152 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,868 FLOYD, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE DECORATIONS -- 153 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,370 BUTTONS AND EVERYTHING. 154 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,806 RIGHT, ANDY. I'LL HAVE THIS TOWN 155 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,742 A WHOLE MASS OF RED, WHITE, AND BLUE. 156 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,143 HOW DOES THAT STRIKE EVERYBODY? 157 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,545 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 158 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,746 ANDY? YES. 159 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,815 WHERE YOU GOING TO PUT THE SPEAKER STAND? 160 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,483 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT. 161 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,684 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 162 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,820 I THOUGHT WE WOULD PUT THE SPEAKER STAND 163 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,455 RIGHT BETWEEN THE COURTHOUSE 164 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,823 AND THE BARBER SHOP. OKAY? 165 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,459 AND THEN I THOUGHT WE'D PUT THE MUSEUM 166 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,994 BY THE TOWN SQUARE, NEAR WHERE WE KEEP THE CANNON. 167 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,596 MAKE A NICE SETTING FOR IT. 168 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,432 ANDY? AS HEAD OF TRANSPORTATION, 169 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,800 WILL I BE IN CHARGE OF THE MOBILE MUSEUM? 170 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:07,901 WE'LL GET TO THAT. 171 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,671 NOW, JOHN, THE MARCHING BAND -- 172 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,640 WHAT SHAPE IS IT IN? 173 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,174 WELL, TO BE TRUTHFUL, ANDY, 174 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,877 WE HAVEN'T DONE ENOUGH REHEARSING TO KEEP REAL SHARP, 175 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,178 BUT I'LL GET TOGETHER WITH THE BOYS. 176 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,914 I WISH YOU WOULD. REMEMBER LAST LABOR DAY. 177 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,115 I REMEMBER. 178 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,951 NOW, THE MOBILE MUSEUM -- 179 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,719 I CHECKED ON IT, AND IT'S GOING TO HAVE 180 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,921 A LOT OF JEWELS AND VALUABLE THINGS IN IT. 181 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:31,024 THEY'RE GOING TO BRING IT IN THE DAY BEFORE FOUNDER'S DAY 182 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,427 AND LEAVE IT HERE THROUGH THE CELEBRATION. 183 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,962 OH, THAT SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING. 184 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,497 YES, AND WE ARE REQUIRED 185 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,131 TO KEEP A CONSTANT GUARD ON THAT. 186 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,434 NOW, WARREN -- YES, ANDY. 187 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,570 THAT'LL BE YOUR JOB. CAN YOU HANDLE THAT? 188 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,038 PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE. THE MARINES HAVE LANDED. 189 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,108 GOOBER, YOU CAN RELIEVE WARREN 190 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,743 EVERY COUPLE OF HOURS. 191 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,112 SURE, ANDY. DO I GET A UNIFORM, TOO? 192 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,882 YOU'LL BE WORKING UNOFFICIALLY. YOU WON'T NEED IT. 193 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,083 I DIDN'T ASK YOU. 194 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,518 I THINK WE MIGHT 195 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,186 DIG UP A UNIFORM FOR YOU, GOOBER. 196 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,622 WELL, THAT ABOUT TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING. 197 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:05,058 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, SO LET'S GET TO WORK. 198 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,863 BOY, EVERYTHING REALLY DOES LOOK NICE, DOESN'T IT? 199 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,064 IT SURE DOES. 200 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,700 JUST AS NICE AS CAN BE. 201 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,234 NOW, RIGHT THERE IS WHERE WE'LL PUT THE MOBILE MUSEUM. 202 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,070 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, ANDY. YEAH. 203 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,472 HEY, ANDY. 204 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,740 HMM? 205 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,909 I'LL BET THIS OLD BABY SAW SOME ACTION, HUH? 206 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,511 OH, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. 207 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,847 ANDY, I JUST HAD AN IDEA. 208 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,048 YEAH? 209 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,717 DON'T SAY NO BEFORE YOU HEAR ME OUT. 210 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,552 EXTEND ME THAT COURTESY. 211 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,121 THIS FOUNDER'S DAY CELEBRATION WITH THE GOVERNOR COMING -- 212 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:37,791 IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY YOU'VE HAD IN MAYBERRY IN YEARS. 213 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:38,726 AM I RIGHT? YEAH. 214 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:39,893 HUH? YEAH, I EXPECT. 215 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,796 A FITTING OCCASION TO FIRE THE CANNON. 216 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,965 FIRE THE CANNON? CAN'T YOU SEE IT? 217 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,167 WITH THE PARADE, THE BAND, THE SPEECHES, 218 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,869 AND MISS POTATO QUEEN 219 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,839 AND THEN TO CLIMAX IT ALL -- BOOM! WE FIRE THE CANNON. 220 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,140 NO, WARREN. 221 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,509 THIS OLD CANNON PROBABLY HASN'T BEEN FIRED 222 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,910 IN OVER A HUNDRED YEARS. 223 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,879 YOU'RE TAKING A NEGATIVE ATTITUDE. 224 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,615 I MADE A STUDY OF BALLISTICS AT THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY. NO. NO. 225 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,185 YOU KNOW, ANDY, YOU HAVE A TENDENCY 226 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,687 TO BE VERY STUBBORN AT TIMES. 227 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,756 THAT'S RIGHT, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FORGET ABOUT 228 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,258 FIRING THE CANNON, BECAUSE WE AIN'T GOING TO FIRE THE CANNON. 229 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:20,568 ANDY, I WAS JUST GOING OVER THE ROUTE OF THE PARADE. 230 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,802 THE ROUTE OF THE PARADE? 231 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,671 IT'S JUST GOING TO BE THREE BLOCKS. 232 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,739 ANDY, ANDY -- 233 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,741 THE MOBILE MUSEUM JUST ROLLED IN. 234 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,209 IT STOPPED AT THE FILLING STATION 235 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,011 A FEW MINUTES AGO. I TOLD THE MAN WHERE TO PARK. 236 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,880 GOOD. WARREN, YOU AND GOOBER BETTER GET OVER THERE. 237 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,281 WE GOT TO KEEP A CONSTANT GUARD ON THAT. 238 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,816 RIGHT, ANDY. 239 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,117 COME ON, GOOBER. 240 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,653 WELL, WARREN, I DON'T HAVE MY UNIFORM ON YET. 241 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,154 OH, GOOBER. 242 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,865 HI. 243 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,834 I'M THE... SHERIFF'S DEPUTY. 244 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,202 AND I'M GOOBER. 245 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,605 YOU'RE THE FELLOW I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE KEY TO. 246 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,172 THAT'S RIGHT. 247 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,242 OH, HERE ARE MY AUTHORIZATION PAPERS. 248 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,244 THEY'RE IN ORDER. 249 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,816 I'LL BE BACK ABOUT 5:00 TOMORROW TO PICK IT UP. 250 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,784 SURE. FINE. 251 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,990 SEE YOU. 252 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,997 BOY, I BET THEY GOT SOME GREAT STUFF IN THERE. 253 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,600 GOOBER, LET'S REMEMBER WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR, HUH? 254 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,035 WHO'S GOING TO TAKE THE FIRST SHIFT? 255 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,804 I WILL, BUT YOU'D BETTER COME BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 256 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,173 I'LL PROBABLY BE READY FOR A COFFEE BREAK THEN. 257 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,808 ALL RIGHT, WARREN, A HOUR. 258 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,777 I'M GOING TO GO PUT ON MY UNIFORM. 259 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,710 WARREN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING THE MUSEUM. 260 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,145 GOOBER, THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK DOWN THERE. 261 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,347 WHAT IF THERE IS? YOU LEFT YOUR POST. 262 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,349 I CAN SEE THE TRAILER FROM HERE. 263 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,051 SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE OUT WHAT THAT IS. 264 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,286 COME ON. 265 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,902 UH...I'M SORRY. 266 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,905 THE MUSEUM WON'T OFFICIALLY OPEN TILL TOMORROW. 267 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,206 OH, I'M SORRY, SHERIFF. 268 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,441 WE DIDN'T KNOW. WE JUST GOT INTO TOWN. 269 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,911 WELL, COME BACK TOMORROW AND YOU CAN GO RIGHT THROUGH IT. 270 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,746 THANK YOU, WE WILL. COME, DEAR. 271 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,781 GOODBYE. GOODBYE. 272 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,389 WARREN, IT'S PITCH BLACK. 273 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,191 DON'T YOU SEE ANYTHING DOWN THERE? 274 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,760 NO, I CAN'T SEE A THING. 275 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,762 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON DUTY? 276 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,864 WARREN IS. I JUST COME OVER TO RELIEVE HIM. 277 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,265 ANDY, I'M JUST TEN FEET AWAY. 278 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,734 AND I DISCOVERED SOMETHING. 279 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,301 THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK DOWN THERE. 280 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,070 NOW, IF WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT IT IS... 281 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,338 I WANT YOU TO QUIT FOOLING WITH THIS OLD CANNON 282 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,240 BEFORE YOU BLOW SOMETHING UP. 283 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,409 DON'T YOU SEE? IF WE CAN FIND WHAT'S DOWN THERE AND CLEAR IT, 284 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,445 THERE'S A DARN GOOD CHANCE I CAN GET THIS BABY TO FIRE. 285 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,247 WHAT A TRIBUTE THAT WOULD BE TO THE GOVERNOR. 286 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,015 ONE OF YOUR UNFORGETTABLE MOMENTS. 287 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,284 WARREN, I TOLD YOU ONCE AND I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN -- 288 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,319 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIRE THIS CANNON. 289 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,726 THEY REMIND ME OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS. 290 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,995 IF THAT'S THE MAYBERRY POLICE FORCE, 291 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,997 THIS OUGHT TO BE A PUSHOVER. 292 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,505 CITIZENS OF MAYBERRY, 293 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,742 IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE 294 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:53,847 TO WELCOME YOU ON THIS MEMORABLE OCCASION. 295 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:57,851 AM I GIVING IT ENOUGH VOLUME, ANDY? 296 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,087 OH, IT SOUNDS FINE TO ME, HARRY. 297 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,321 SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 298 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,956 YEAH. 299 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,825 WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE YOU DOING THIS FOR US, HARRY. 300 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,361 SHERIFF, WE IN THE DEPARTMENT OF WATER AND POWER 301 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,398 LOOK UPON OURSELVES AS PUBLIC SERVANTS, 302 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,134 AND SO, WHENEVER WE CAN SERVE... 303 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,903 WELL, WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE IT. 304 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,005 THANK YOU, ANDY. 305 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,206 HOW'S THE BAND, JOHN? 306 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,241 WELL, STILL A LOT OF ROUGH SPOTS. 307 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,843 OH. 308 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,144 THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE PLAYING STANDING STILL. 309 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,079 MARCHING AIN'T GONNA HELP NONE. 310 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,348 WELL, I KNOW THEY'LL DO THE BEST THEY CAN. 311 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,017 YEAH. 312 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,318 JESSE EARLE HAGEN IS COMING OVER FROM MT. PILOT 313 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,519 TO PLAY BASS. 314 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,121 OH, GOOD. 315 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,256 ANDY, I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET THE PARADE ORGANIZED. 316 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,859 BY THE TIME WE GET SET AND LINED UP, 317 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,393 THE GOVERNOR OUGHT TO BE HERE. 318 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,895 OKAY. OKAY. 319 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,131 UH, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO GET THE SQUAD CAR. 320 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,266 YOU GET THE BOYS AND LINE THEM UP, OKAY? 321 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,136 UH...HEY, HARRY! 322 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,038 HUH HEY, HARRY, LISTEN. 323 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,873 WE'RE GONNA START LINING UP NOW. 324 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,307 WOULD YOU MIND STAYING HERE 325 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,476 AND GETTING THE FOLKS UP ON THE STAND 326 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,411 THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE UP THERE? 327 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,347 OH, SURE, SURE. THANKS, HARRY. 328 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,391 HIYA, ANDY. EVERYTHING OKAY? 329 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,993 OH, SURE, SURE, YEAH. 330 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,095 OH, ANDY, I FOUND OUT WHAT WAS STUCK IN THE CANNON. 331 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,329 A CANNON BALL. 332 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,031 SORT OF SETS YOUR MIND TO WORK, DOESN'T IT? 333 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,232 NO, IT DOESN'T, WARREN. 334 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,901 WE'RE GOING TO START TO FORM. 335 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,836 I WANT YOU TO KEEP THE MUSEUM LOCKED 336 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,437 TILL AFTER THE SPEECHES ARE MADE. 337 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,940 THAT'S WHEN EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANT TO GO THROUGH. 338 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,541 SURE, YEAH. I WAS IN THERE BEFORE. 339 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,210 THEY GOT SOME WONDERFUL THINGS. 340 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,411 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 341 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,113 I PREPARED A FEW REMARKS TO MAKE -- 342 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,314 FOR WHEN PEOPLE ARE FILING THROUGH. 343 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,515 THAT'S FINE. 344 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,550 FOLKS, AS YOU ENTER THIS MUSEUM, 345 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,452 YOU WILL NOTICE THE SACRED MEMENTOS 346 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,854 FROM OUR GLORIOUS PAST... 347 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,222 THAT'S FINE. 348 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,490 ...MEMENTOS WHICH WILL ENABLE YOU TO RELIVE 349 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,325 THE FOUNDING OF THIS GREAT NATION. 350 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,526 EXCELLENT, WARREN. 351 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,228 I THOUGHT IT'D APPEAL TO YOU, ANDY. 352 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,532 NOTICE AS YOU ENTER ON YOUR RIGHT, A PRICELESS LAVALIERE 353 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,602 FIRST WORN BY THE FIRST LADY OF THE FIRST PRESIDENT. 354 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,337 THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. 355 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,145 THAT CLOWN SHOULDN'T GIVE US ANY TROUBLE. 356 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514 AND THE SHERIFF'S OUT OF THE WAY. 357 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,182 WELL, I'M GOING OVER THERE NOW. 358 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,383 WE WON'T MAKE OUR MOVE 359 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,618 TILL EVERYBODY'S AROUND THE STAND 360 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,053 LISTENING TO SPEECHES. 361 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,356 OKAY, I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE. 362 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,102 OH, HI. HOWDY. 363 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,971 GEORGE ARCHER, STATE POLICE. 364 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,405 OH, GLAD TO KNOW YOU. 365 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,642 UH, WARREN FERGUSON, MAYBERRY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 366 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,077 WELL, HAVE YOU GOT THE KEYS? 367 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,280 KEYS? YEAH, TO THE MUSEUM HERE. 368 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,517 DON'T TELL ME THEY FORGOT TO SEND AN ORDER AGAIN. 369 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,989 I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN RALEIGH. 370 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,557 THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THEY'VE DONE THIS. 371 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,625 OH? THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SEND AN ORDER 372 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,928 TO THE LOCAL OFFICE THAT WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER. 373 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,529 NOW, WOULDN'T THAT GET YOUR GOAT? 374 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,065 UH, IT SURE WOULD. 375 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,433 YOU'D THINK THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS TELL US. 376 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,569 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 377 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,671 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE 378 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,674 FOR THE CONTENTS OF THE MUSEUM WHEN IT'S OPEN, 379 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,211 BUT YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED TO TURN THE KEYS OVER TO ME. 380 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,413 FRANKLY, I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU DIDN'T. 381 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,149 GOSH DARN IT. 382 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,018 UH, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW. 383 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,253 GEORGE, IS IT? YEAH. 384 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,721 GEORGE, UH, WARREN. 385 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,191 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE TWIDDLING THEIR THUMBS 386 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,259 UP IN RALEIGH, THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 387 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,028 NO, BUT... NOT YOUR FAULT AT ALL. 388 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,629 YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE DOING YOUR DUTY. 389 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,031 YOU'RE CLEAN. 390 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,299 AS I SEE IT, THIS IS NO TIME 391 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,134 FOR, UH, FORMALITIES, RIGHT, GEORGE? 392 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,402 RIGHT, RIGHT. 393 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,404 SO, HERE YOU ARE. HERE ARE THE KEYS. 394 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,605 THANKS, WARREN. 395 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,240 OH, THAT'S OKAY, GEORGE. 396 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,509 SAY, THEY DON'T GIVE YOU STATE BOYS 397 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,078 MUCH IN THE WAY OF INSIGNIAS, DO THEY? 398 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,114 I MEAN, NOT EVEN A BADGE. 399 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,682 WELL, UH...CONFIDENTIALLY, THEY DON'T WANT THIS TO LOOK 400 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,551 TOO MUCH LIKE A POLICED OPERATION. 401 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,453 YOU KNOW, IT MAKES PEOPLE UNEASY. 402 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,155 SURE, SURE. 403 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,623 WELL, AT LEAST THAT SHOWS THE BRASS UP IN RALEIGH 404 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,025 ARE USING THEIR HEAD 405 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,759 FOR SOMETHING BESIDES A HAT RACK, HUH? 406 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,333 OH, HAT RACK! 407 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,637 WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU, GEORGE. 408 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,482 WE'LL JUST PUSH THIS OVER IN THE CORNER 409 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,084 SO YOU CAN GET UP THE STAIRS. 410 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,585 UH-HUH. 411 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,654 THANK YOU. 412 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,422 YOU'RE WELCOME. 413 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,325 I IMAGINE WE'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR THE BAND 414 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,660 WHEN IT STARTS PLAYING. 415 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,095 OH, YES! 416 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,064 THE PARADE WILL PROBABLY TAKE, 417 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,365 UH, THREE MINUTES. 418 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,600 YOU FIGURE THEY'LL DO A BLOCK A MINUTE, HUH? 419 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,335 ABOUT. 420 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,137 I HOPE THE GOVERNOR ARRIVES ON TIME. 421 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,373 WELL, I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO TRY, 422 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,242 BUT YOU KNOW STATE BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING. 423 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,344 BUT I TOLD THE GIRLS TO TAKE THE SHRIMP 424 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,446 OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR AT 1:00 SHARP. 425 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,817 WARREN, WHO'S THAT FELLA BY THE MUSEUM? 426 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,487 OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S STATE POLICE. 427 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,555 THEY TAKE OVER WHEN THE MUSEUM OPENS. 428 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,557 ANDY DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT THAT. 429 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,126 I KNOW. RALEIGH GOOFED. 430 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,727 YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN HERE? 431 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,129 NO. HUH? 432 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,564 NO, WARREN! A CANNON BALL. 433 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,733 A CANNON BALL? STUCK RIGHT IN THERE. 434 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,768 I BET THAT'S BEEN IN THERE A LONG TIME. 435 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,171 MAYBE EVEN A WHOLE CENTURY. COULD BE. 436 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,773 I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THIS COULD STILL FIRE. 437 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,343 YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT AFTER WHAT ANDY SAID? 438 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,577 OH, NO, NO. 439 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,446 NO, IT'S JUST I'M INTERESTED IN OLD GUNS. 440 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,747 SORT OF A HOBBY WITH ME. 441 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,482 BOY, I WISH I COULD GET A BETTER LOOK 442 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,151 AT THAT FIRING MECHANISM, THOUGH. 443 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,356 [ CROWD CHEERING, MARCHING BAND PLAYS ] 444 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,657 THERE THEY ARE! 445 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,626 THERE THEY ARE! OH! 446 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,240 OH! 447 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,242 ISN'T THAT IMPRESSIVE? 448 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,809 BEAUTIFUL SIGHT. 449 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,749 BAND SOUNDS GOOD. 450 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,492 OH! 451 00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,607 UH, GOVERNOR, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET HARRY BOSWORTH 452 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,177 THE HEAD OF OUR DEPARTMENT OF WATER AND POWER. 453 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,612 IT'S AN HONOR, SIR. 454 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,214 AND MR. FRANK CHASE, 455 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,383 AND THIS IS MY AUNT, MISS BEATRICE TAYLOR. 456 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,519 VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 457 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,820 AND FLOYD LAWSON. 458 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,523 IT'S A PLEASURE, YOUR HONORABLE, 459 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,225 HIS EXCELLENCY, THE JUDGE... 460 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,459 UH, AND, UH, 461 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,328 OF COURSE YOU'VE MET SHARON DOBBINS. 462 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,695 YES, I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE. 463 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,564 OH, WELL, THANK YOU. 464 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,371 WELL, UH, WON'T YOU ALL THEN SIT DOWN? 465 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,306 ANDY, WOULD YOU...? 466 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,541 OH, YES. 467 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,279 UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 468 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:43,716 IT IS A GREAT PRIVILEGE AND A PROFOUND HONOR 469 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,519 TO INTRODUCE THIS GREAT MAN 470 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:51,224 WHO HAS TAKEN TIME OUT FROM HIS BUSY SCHEDULE 471 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393 AS THE GOVERNOR OF OUR STATE 472 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,995 TO COME DOWN HERE AND HELP US... 473 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,913 ...AND SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 474 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,716 IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE 475 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,018 TO WELCOME THE GOVERNOR OF OUR GLORIOUS STATE, 476 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,855 THE HONORABLE GEORGE C. HANDLEY. 477 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,574 GOOD PEOPLE OF MAYBERRY, 478 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:46,279 I AM DEEPLY HONORED TO HAVE BEEN INVITED BY YOU 479 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:50,983 TO TAKE PART IN MAYBERRY'S FOUNDER'S DAY CEREMONY. 480 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,585 YOU SEE ANYTHING YET? 481 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,455 NO. IT'S LIKE THE BLACK HOLE OF CALCUTTA DOWN THERE. 482 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,257 YOU DON'T HAVE A MATCH, DO YOU? SOMEWHERE. 483 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,648 AT LEAST I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT'S IN THERE NOW. 484 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,904 I HAVE ALWAYS FELT 485 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:49,542 THAT MAYBERRY WAS ONE OF THE FEW TOWNS LEFT IN AMERICA 486 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:53,713 WHERE ONE COULD ENJOY TRUE PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY. 487 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,352 WHAT WAS THAT? UH, I DON'T KNOW. 488 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,688 YOU GO RIGHT ON WITH YOUR SPEECH, GOVERNOR, 489 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,022 AND I'LL GO FIND OUT. 490 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,028 ALL RIGHT, IS ANYBODY HURT IN THERE? 491 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,497 OH, NO. 492 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,700 HE SHOT A STATION WAGON. 493 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,134 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW... 494 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,570 ALL RIGHT, WARREN, YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN, HUH? 495 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,038 ANDY... YOU FOLKS ALL RIGHT? 496 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,873 LOOK! STAY OUT OF IT, GOOBER! 497 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,510 IT LOOKS LIKE THE STUFF FROM THE MUSEUM. WHAT? 498 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,047 OH, YEAH -- THE TWO TOURISTS FROM YESTERDAY. 499 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,718 I CAPTURED A COUPLE OF CROOKS. 500 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,153 GOOBER, ANDY, I CAPTURED A COUPLE OF CROOKS! 501 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,055 BE QUIET! BE QUIET! 502 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,524 LISTEN, ARREST 'EM. 503 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,659 TAKE 'EM TO THE CITY HALL AND HOLD 'EM. 504 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,860 I GOT TO GET BACK. 505 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,762 GOT YOU, ANDY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 506 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,963 HANDS UP, HANDS UP, HANDS UP. 507 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,565 COME ON, GOOBER. 508 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,835 ALL RIGHT, NO FALSE MOVES OR IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU. 509 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,903 ...AND IN CONCLUSION, 510 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:54,941 I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND MY SINCEREST WISHES 511 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:58,845 FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS AND PROGRESS. 512 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,952 UH, WHAT WAS THE NOISE, SHERIFF? 513 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,655 UH, THE NOISE WAS A ONE-GUN SALUTE 514 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,056 IN YOUR HONOR, SIR. 515 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,870 WELL, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND IT -- 516 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:27,540 HOW THAT OLD CANNON COULD GO OFF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 517 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,842 WELL, THAT COULD ONLY BE ONE THING, ANDY. YEAH? 518 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:33,212 YOU SEE, THAT GUNPOWDER WAS IN THERE ALL THESE YEARS JUST LIKE THE CANNONBALL. 519 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,614 OH? OH, SURE. 520 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,815 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS 521 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,617 FROM SHERIFF'S ACADEMY OR NOT. 522 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,952 BUT, YOU SEE, THAT WAS UNDOUBTEDLY BLACK GUN POWDER IN THERE. 523 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,588 OH. YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT THEY USED IN THOSE DAYS. 524 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,955 IS THAT RIGHT? SURE. 525 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,458 AND BLACK GUNPOWDER DOESN'T WEAKEN OVER THE YEARS. 526 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,059 AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT GETS STRONGER. 527 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,461 THESE ARE FACTS I'M GIVING YOU, ANDY. 528 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,796 INDISPUTABLE. 529 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,164 DID THEY TEACH YOU ANY INDISPUTABLE FACTS 530 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,101 LIKE YOU NEVER TURN OVER A VALUABLE THING LIKE A MUSEUM 531 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,136 TO ANYBODY WITHOUT AN AUTHORIZATION? 532 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,472 I WAS WAITING FOR THAT, ANDY. I WAS WAITING FOR THAT. 533 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,073 ANDY, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 534 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,209 THAT WILL SHED A WHOLE NEW LIGHT ON THIS THING. 535 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,777 OH? 536 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,212 NOW, YOU SEE, WHEN THAT FELLA FIRST CAME UP TO ME, 537 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,614 THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM THAT DIDN'T ADD UP. 538 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:08,915 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? DIDN'T ADD UP. 539 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,550 WELL, I HAVE AN INSTINCT FOR THAT THING ANYWAY. 540 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,652 SO I FIGURE BY STAYING AROUND THE CANNON, 541 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,221 I COULD KEEP A WEATHER EYE ON HIM...JUST IN CASE. 542 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,690 YEAH. ANDY, THERE WAS NOTHING ON MY MIND 543 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,258 BUT THE SAFETY OF THE CONTENTS OF THAT MUSEUM. 544 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,094 OH, I KNOW YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THAT. THAT'S SMART THINKING. 545 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,496 YOU DO BELIEVE IT? NO. 546 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,997 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT? THAT'S RIGHT.