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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:13,281 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,216 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,452 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,296 YES, SIR, OLD WHITEY FORKED HIS SLICE. 5 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:31,299 HIS TWO OLD FINGERS RIGHT ALONG THAT OLD SEAM THERE. 6 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:34,568 AND WHAMMO! TWIST IT LIKE THIS 7 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,570 THAT OLD BALL JUST DIPSY-DOODLED 8 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,172 UP AND DOWN AND AROUND. 9 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,607 AIN'T NOBODY GONNA HIT IT. 10 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,841 EXCEPT OLD MICKEY MANTLE. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,377 HE'D STEP RIGHT UP WITH HIS SPECIAL GRIP 12 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,213 WITH HIS OLD BAT AND WHAMMO! 13 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,514 RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK. 14 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,283 NOT IF WHITEY GAVE HIM THAT THERE DIPSY-DOODLE. 15 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:52,153 SURE HE WOULD. TOSS IT AT ME. I'LL SHOW YOU. 16 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,621 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IT. 17 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:54,655 IT'S A NEW BALL. 18 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,124 YOU WON'T LOSE IT. 19 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,291 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 20 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,127 YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HIT IT. 21 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,216 IT WENT INTO THE RIMSHAW HOUSE. 22 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,817 YEAH. 23 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,167 YOU GO GET IT. 24 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,734 YOU GO GET IT. 25 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,670 I SAID IT FIRST. 26 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,772 YOU'RE NOT A-SCARED, ARE YOU? 27 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,840 I'LL GO IF YOU'LL GO. 28 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,443 WHAT IF THERE'S SPOOKS? 29 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,513 THERE WON'T BE ANY SPOOKS. 30 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,515 NOT IN THE DAYLIGHT. 31 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,317 COME ON. 32 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,534 WELL, WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 33 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,568 YEAH. 34 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:17,471 WHO BELIEVES IN SPOOKS ANYHOW? 35 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,307 YOU GOING? 36 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,209 YOU GOIN'? 37 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:23,211 I ASKED YOU FIRST. 38 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,413 I WILL IF YOU WILL. 39 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,515 OKAY. 40 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,558 WHAT WAS THAT? 41 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,473 YOU CAN GO, OTIS. 42 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,919 WAIT A MINUTE, OTIS. 43 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,655 JUST A MINUTE. 44 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,494 He don't look too steady to me. 45 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,528 I don't think he's sober. 46 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,797 Andy: WELL, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 47 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,867 Well, I think we ought to make him take a sobriety test. 48 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,835 Have him blow up one of them balloons 49 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:22,970 to see is he's steady. 50 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,872 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY BALLOONS. 51 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:27,708 I GOT JUST THE THING TO SEE IF HE CAN MANEUVER. 52 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,244 WHAT'S THAT? 53 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,512 WE'LL MAKE HIM JUMP ROPE. 54 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,780 IF HE CAN DO THAT 55 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,748 THEN HE'S STEADY ENOUGH TO BE TURNED LOOSE. 56 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,551 ALL RIGHT, OTIS, STEP OUTSIDE. 57 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,287 YOU AIN'T GOIN' TO STRING ME UP 58 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,554 FOR JUST A LITTLE DRINKIN'? 59 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:41,855 THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 60 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,724 DON'T BE SILLY. THIS IS TO JUMP ROPE WITH. 61 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,327 OH, WHY DIDN'T -- JUMP ROPE? 62 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,728 IT'S A SOBRIETY TEST. 63 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,563 NOW, HOLD THIS END, AND I'LL SHOW YOU. 64 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,566 OH, DO I HAVE TO, ANDY? IT LOOKS LIKE. 65 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,802 THAT OR YOU TELL US WHERE YOU BEEN GETTING ALL THAT MOONSHINE. 66 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,404 OH, I CAN'T DO THAT. 67 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,706 WELL, THEN, YOU HAVE TO JUMP. IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE. 68 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,941 OHH! 69 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,042 NEED HELP TO TURN. 70 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,044 WATCH CAREFUL, OTIS. 71 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,946 OKAY, GO AHEAD. 72 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:06,980 TURN! 73 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:12,420 CALL FOR THE DOCTOR, CALL FOR THE NURSE. 74 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,789 CALL FOR THE LADY WITH THE ALLIGATOR PURSE. 75 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:19,327 IF PEOPLE SEE ME DOING THAT, THEY'LL THINK I'M REALLY DRUNK. 76 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,894 YOU WILL DO IT, OR YOU WON'T LEAVE. 77 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,062 GET OVER THERE. 78 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,297 OHH! COME ON. 79 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,332 TURN, ANDY. 80 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,503 SLOW IT DOWN AND LET ME IN, 81 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:32,406 OR I'LL GO OUT AND GET SOME GIN. 82 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,708 NOW, CUT THAT OUT! 83 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,677 WE HEARD IT, PA! WE HEARD IT! 84 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,346 WHOA, HEARD WHAT? 85 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,713 UP AT THE RIMSHAW HOUSE. 86 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,014 THE RIMSHAW HOUSE? 87 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,783 I TOLD YOU BOYS STAY AWAY FROM THERE. 88 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,485 THAT OLD PLACE IS NOT SAFE. 89 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,420 YOU'RE RIGHT, PA, IT SURE AIN'T. 90 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,656 IT'S FULL OF GHOSTS. WE HEARD THEM. 91 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,691 THEY WENT... 92 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,925 WHAT WERE YOU DOIN' IN THERE 93 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,093 IN THE FIRST PLACE? 94 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,763 WE HIT A BASEBALL THROUGH THE WINDOW. 95 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,566 WHEN WE WENT TO GET IT, THAT'S WHEN WE HEARD THEM. 96 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,701 THEY WENT... 97 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,002 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU ALL. 98 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,571 GREAT, BIG BOYS LIKE YOU -- 99 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,406 ALL THIS TALK ABOUT GHOSTS. 100 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,408 PROBABLY JUST THE WIND BLOWIN'. 101 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,410 'COURSE THAT'S ALL IT WAS. 102 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,544 JUST THE WIND. 103 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,079 WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 104 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,748 NOW, LIKE THE SHERIFF SAYS, YOU'RE BIG BOYS NOW. 105 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,083 YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH LIFE 106 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,018 BEIN' SCARED OF YOUR OWN SHADOW. 107 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,086 THAT'S RIGHT. 108 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,521 LIKE I ALWAYS SAID, 109 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,956 "THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF." 110 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:26,026 YOU BOYS REMEMBER THAT, NOW, 111 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,028 AND STAY AWAY FROM THE RIMSHAW PLACE. 112 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,029 RUN ALONG. 113 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,130 WHAT ABOUT MY BASEBALL? 114 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,832 OH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT YOUR BASEBALL. 115 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,635 RUN ALONG. 116 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,470 ACTUALLY, WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE 117 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,138 WAS SEND THEM BACK TO GET THAT BALL. 118 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,040 THAT'LL CURE THEM OF THE SQUIDGETS -- 119 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,709 LIKE WHEN A HORSE THROWS YOU, 120 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,843 YOU GET RIGHT BACK ON. 121 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,712 YEAH, WELL, I DON'T WANT THE BOYS 122 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,480 FOOLIN' AROUND UP THERE, THOUGH. 123 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,715 IT'S DANGEROUS. 124 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,683 A LOT OF LOOSE FLOORBOARDS AND EVERYTHIN'. 125 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,820 STILL, IT MIGHT HAVE DONE THEM SOME GOOD. 126 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:53,854 HMM. 127 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,693 UH, HEY, BARN? 128 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,462 HOW ABOUT YOU GOIN' UP THERE 129 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,030 AND GETTIN' THE BALL FOR THE BOYS? 130 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,699 ME? 131 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,167 YEAH. 132 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,904 YOU MEAN, YOU WANT ME TO GO UP TO THAT HAUNTED HOU... 133 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,606 UP TO THE RIMSHAW PLACE? 134 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,041 WELL, LIKE I SAY, 135 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:17,745 I DON'T WANT THE BOYS FOOLIN' AROUND UP THERE. 136 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,913 OH, YEAH, WELL, YEAH. 137 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:24,752 YEAH, WELL, OH, I'LL BE GLAD TO... 138 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:28,188 BUT DON'T YOU THINK-- 139 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,090 I MEAN, OPIE BEIN' YOUR BOY AND ALL-- 140 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,859 THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF, UH... 141 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,528 WELL, TEACH HIM BETTER, IF YOU WENT UP? 142 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:38,699 WELL, I WOULD GO, BUT I'VE GOT THIS IMPORTANT CALL 143 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,470 COMIN' IN FROM THE CAPITAL, SO I CAN'T GO. 144 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,904 WELL... 145 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:48,642 YEAH, WELL, THEN I'LL JUST RUN ON OVER THERE. 146 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,944 I'LL GET MY HAT. 147 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,818 UM, I'M GOIN'. 148 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,219 I'LL SEE YOU. 149 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,522 I'LL SEE YOU. 150 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,028 I CAN'T LEAVE! 151 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,698 I'VE GOT TO GIVE OTIS HIS SOBRIETY TEST. 152 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,965 WELL, BARNEY, I... 153 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,701 YOU CAN'T DO IT, ANDY. 154 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,703 YOU DON'T KNOW THE VERSES OR ANYTHING. 155 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:19,607 HEY, BARNEY... 156 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,975 COULD IT BE THAT YOU'RE SHYIN' AWAY 157 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,111 FROM GOIN' TO THE RIMSHAW PLACE? 158 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,146 SHYIN' AWAY?! AW, COME ON, ANDY! 159 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,048 YOU HEARD WHAT I TOLD THEM BOYS! 160 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,717 STANDIN' RIGHT BACK THERE. 161 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,485 YOU HEARD WHAT I TOLD THEM. 162 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:32,486 THEN YOU'RE GOIN'? 163 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,588 OF COURSE I'M GOIN'! 164 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,924 THE FIRST CHANCE I GET. 165 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,125 WELL, GO AHEAD. 166 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,060 I'M GOIN'! 167 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,061 HEY, FELLERS. 168 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,262 HEY, GOMER. 169 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,798 THEM BATTERIES YOU ORDERED JUST COME IN. 170 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:45,799 OH, THANKS. 171 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,502 GOMER? 172 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,770 ARE YOU BUSY? 173 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,804 UH-UH. 174 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:51,905 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 175 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,807 TO GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE WITH ME? 176 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,043 YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT. 177 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:04,284 GIVE ME THE KEYS. 178 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,154 SO, YOU'RE TAKIN' GOMER WITH YOU, ARE YOU? 179 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,089 WELL, OF COURSE I'M TAKIN' GOMER-- 180 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,157 FOR THE BOYS' SAKE. 181 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,025 THAT WAY BOTH OF US CAN SHOW 'EM 182 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,027 THERE'S NOTHIN' TO BE AFRAID OF. 183 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,732 YOU KNOW THAT? YOU BEAT EVERYTHIN'. 184 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,923 WHAT ARE WE DOIN' HERE? 185 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,258 UH, THE BOYS LOST A BASEBALL IN THERE. 186 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,094 WHY DON'T YOU RUN ON UP AND GET IT? 187 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:50,530 WELL... 188 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,870 AIN'T YOU COMIN', BARNEY? 189 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,171 NO, I GOT TO CHECK THE TIMER. 190 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,207 THIS DARN ENGINE'S BEEN RUNNIN' KIND OF ROUGH. 191 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,075 I'LL CHECK THE ENGINE. YOU GET THE BALL. 192 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,077 I'LL CHECK THE ENGINE! I SAID IT FIRST! 193 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,779 YOU NEVER MENTIONED ONE THING 194 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,180 ABOUT COMIN' UP HERE. 195 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,216 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THAT SCAREDY-CAT ABOUT IT, 196 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,184 I'LL GO WITH YOU! 197 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,844 I don't see no baseball. 198 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,613 They said it went inside. 199 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,075 Go ahead. 200 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,743 AGE BEFORE BEAUTY. 201 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,861 I don't see no baseball in there, do you? 202 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,263 WHAT WAS THAT? 203 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,965 I DON'T KNOW. 204 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,434 WHATEVER IT WAS, IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE NO BASEBALL. 205 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,746 YOU GET THE BASEBALL? 206 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,716 DID YOU GET THE BASEBALL? 207 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,420 I NEEDED THAT. 208 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,422 NOW, DON'T TELL ME 209 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:59,059 THE RIMSHAW PLACE HAS GOT TO YOU, TOO? 210 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,229 LOOK, ANDY, WHEN OLD MAN RIMSHAW DIED 211 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,264 HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT THAT PLACE DISTURBED. 212 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,767 AND I THINK WE OUGHT TO RESPECT THE WISHES 213 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,968 OF THE DEAR DEPARTED. 214 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,269 ARE YOU TRYIN' TO TELL ME 215 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,071 THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT PLACE IS HAUNTED? 216 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,173 ALL I'M SAYIN' IS THERE ARE SOME THINGS 217 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,376 BEYOND THE KEN OF MORTAL MAN THAT SHOULDN'T BE TAMPERED WITH. 218 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,078 WE DON'T KNOW EVERYTHIN', ANDY. 219 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,380 THERE'S PLENTY GOIN' ON IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE 220 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,982 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 221 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,117 AND I THINK WE OUGHT TO STAY CLEAR. 222 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,418 WASN'T IT YOU THAT SAID, 223 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,320 "THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF"? 224 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,057 WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I GOT -- FEAR ITSELF. 225 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,859 BARN. 226 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,994 LOOK, I'LL BUY HIM ANOTHER BASEBALL. 227 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,196 I GO ALONG WITH BARNEY ON THIS. 228 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,966 I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THAT RIMSHAW HOUSE. 229 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,367 THEY SAY THE WALLS MOVE 230 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,503 AND PICTURES WITH EYES FOLLOW YOU ALL AROUND THE ROOM 231 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,272 AND AXES FLOAT IN THE AIR. 232 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,141 OH, NO, NOT FOR ME, MNH-MNH, NO. 233 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,177 UH... 234 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,012 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO. 235 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,381 SOON AS MY CALL COMES IN FROM THE CAPITAL, 236 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,916 WE'LL GET GOMER 237 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,118 AND ME AND YOU AND GOMER WILL ALL GO OVER THERE, 238 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,386 AND I GUARANTEE YOU 239 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,855 ALL WE'LL FIND IN THERE IS A BASEBALL. 240 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,960 THERE IT IS. 241 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:40,961 WHAT? 242 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,363 THE BASEBALL. 243 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,399 WE SHOULD LEAVE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 244 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,568 LET'S LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT. 245 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,039 I WONDER WHAT'S IN THERE. 246 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,477 I'LL SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. 247 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,246 YOU-ALL STAY HERE. 248 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:41,054 SEE ANYTHING, GOMER? 249 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,156 GOMER? 250 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,260 GOME? 251 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,175 GOMER! 252 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,944 GOMER! 253 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:04,912 GOMER! 254 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:05,979 GOMER! 255 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,147 GOMER! WHAT'S THE MATTER? 256 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,882 WHAT'S THE MATTER? ANDY, GOMER'S GONE! 257 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,450 HE WAS HERE ONE MINUTE, GONE THE NEXT. 258 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,253 NOW DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS PLACE?! 259 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,023 GOMER! GOMER! 260 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,262 HE MUST HAVE GONE BACK TO THE CAR. 261 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,065 HE COULDN'T. HE WOULD HAVE HAD TO GO PAST ME. 262 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,300 I TELL YOU, SOMETHING AWFUL'S HAPPENED TO GOMER. 263 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,302 HE WAS HERE ONE MINUTE AND GONE THE NEXT. 264 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:34,174 HE PROBABLY STEPPED IN A CLOSET OR SOMETHIN'. 265 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,609 WELL, WHERE DO WE LOOK FOR HIM? 266 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,079 WHO Y'ALL LOOKIN' FOR? 267 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,914 WHERE YOU BEEN? 268 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,450 I DON'T KNOW. I STEPPED IN A CLOSET OR SOMETHIN'. 269 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,518 SEE? 270 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,054 SURE WAS A FUNNY CLOSET. 271 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,655 IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN ME THAT PUSH 272 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,557 I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND MY WAY OUT. 273 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,558 WELL, THAT'S... 274 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:55,262 I DIDN'T GIVE YOU NO PUSH. 275 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,132 WELL, SOMEBODY OR SOMETHIN' DID. 276 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,275 FUNNY, THIS WALLPAPER TORN IN JUST THE ONE PLACE. 277 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,413 KIND OF WARM, TOO. 278 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,183 MAYBE SOME OLD TRAMP'S BEEN IN HERE 279 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,518 LIGHTIN' FIRES IN THE FIREPLACE. 280 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,955 ANDY, LOOK UP THERE. 281 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,691 THAT'S OLD MAN RIMSHAW HIMSELF. 282 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,259 RIMSHAW? 283 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:29,529 AIN'T HE THE ONE THAT PUT CHAINS ON HIS HIRED MAN 284 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,365 AND THEN DONE AWAY WITH HIM? 285 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,667 WITH AN AX. 286 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,403 AN AX? 287 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,372 SHAZAM! 288 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,077 Andy, Andy... 289 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,345 Them eyes... 290 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,013 in that painting... 291 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,648 They're starin' at us. 292 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:27,154 I DON'T SEE NOTHIN' SO STRANGE ABOUT IT. 293 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,424 I TELL YOU, THEY MOVED. 294 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,560 THEY WERE LOOKIN' RIGHT AT ME. 295 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,763 THAT'S PROBABLY JUST THE WAY THE LIGHT STRIKES IT. 296 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,698 NOW, ANDY, YOU GOT THAT BASEBALL. 297 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,567 THERE'S NOTHIN' TO KEEP US HERE. 298 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,569 EXCEPT MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT 299 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,172 ABOUT SOME OLD TRAMP STAYIN' HERE. 300 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,040 LET'S HAVE A LOOK AROUND. 301 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:51,478 I'LL LOOK UPSTAIRS, YOU-ALL LOOK IN THE CELLAR. 302 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:01,288 I RECKON THE CELLAR WOULD BE DOWNSTAIRS. 303 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,359 COME ON. 304 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,513 THAT'S JUST THE LIGHTING... 305 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,448 LIKE ANDY SAID. 306 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,692 THAT'S JUST THE LIGHTING... 307 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,329 LIKE ANDY SAID. 308 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,391 THAT'S JUST AN AX. 309 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,693 THAT DON'T MEAN IT'S THE SAME ONE THAT, UH... 310 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:18,131 YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE LIGHTIN'. 311 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:22,135 WELL, THAT'S THE CELLAR THERE. 312 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,173 YEAH, THAT'S THE CELLAR, ALL RIGHT. 313 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,781 ANY OLD TRAMPS DOWN THERE? 314 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,450 NOTHIN' DOWN THERE. 315 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,767 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 316 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,903 EVERYTHING'S FINE. KNOCK ON WOOD. 317 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,664 YOU'RE RIGHT. 318 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,200 THIS IS NO PLACE FOR US. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! 319 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,387 IT'S ALL CLEAR. 320 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,736 DID YOU SEE THEM SCRAMBLE? 321 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:07,474 THEY RUN EVEN FASTER THAN THEM KIDS THIS AFTERNOON. 322 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,808 I'M GONNA BE ABLE 323 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,578 TO RUN THAT STILL DOWNSTAIRS FOR 20 YEARS. 324 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,845 THIS PLACE GETS 'EM ALL. 325 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,681 IT WOULD ME, TOO, 326 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,949 IF I BELIEVED THAT STORY ABOUT THAT AX MURDER. 327 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,751 DIDN'T HURT NONE TO SPREAD THAT RUMOR 328 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,853 ABOUT THAT AX STILL FLOATIN' AROUND THIS PLACE. 329 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,255 HOW ABOUT THAT? 330 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,656 HOW ABOUT THAT? 331 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,824 HAVE A SNORT. 332 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,459 YEAH, WHY NOT? 333 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,936 IT'S TRUE. 334 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,571 THERE IT IS! 335 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,980 WHAT'S THAT? 336 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,517 I DON'T KNOW. 337 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,853 WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE ANDY IS? 338 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,591 I DON'T KNOW! I THOUGHT HE CAME OUT WITH US. 339 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,793 MAYBE HE NEVER DID COME OUT. 340 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,895 DO YOU THINK HE'S STILL IN THERE? 341 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,766 I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU SHERIFF NOW. 342 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:10,570 WE, WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM IN THERE. 343 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,805 I GOTTA GO BACK! 344 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,641 YOU KEEP AN EYE OUT HERE. 345 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,009 I'LL GO AROUND THE BACK WAY. 346 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:34,527 THAT PICTURE, THOSE EYES -- THEY'RE LOOKIN' RIGHT AT ME. 347 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:45,071 WELL, THIS TIME THEY AIN'T MINE. 348 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,906 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! 349 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,943 Andy: BARNEY, WAIT, IT'S OKAY. IT'S ME. 350 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,980 BARN! BARN! 351 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,017 ANDY, WAS THAT YOU? 352 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,420 OH, I WAS JUST LOOKIN' AROUND A LITTLE. 353 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,021 OH, I THOUGHT YOU WAS RIMSHAW. 354 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,956 IT WAS PROBABLY JUST THE LIGHT. 355 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,591 WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 356 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,126 LET'S GET THIS AX DOWN. 357 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,461 HUH? 358 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,564 WE GOT TO BUST UP A STILL. 359 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,998 A STILL? 360 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,167 OH, MOONSHINERS. 361 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,036 SO THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 362 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,605 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING ALONG THEM VERY LINES. 363 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,641 I WAS JUST TRYIN'... 364 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,159 SHERIFF TAYLOR? 365 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,827 YES, SIR. 366 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,029 FEDERAL AGENT BOWDEN, ALCOHOL CONTROL DIVISION. 367 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,631 OH, GLAD TO MEET YOU. 368 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,132 I UNDERSTAND YOU PICKED UP BIG JACK ANDERSON. 369 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,768 SURE GLAD TO HEAR IT. 370 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,636 WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT MOONSHINER FOR YEARS. 371 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,737 WELL, WE GOT HIM. 372 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,105 DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT. 373 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,807 HE'S TRICKY, AND A MIGHTY ROUGH CUSTOMER, TOO. 374 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,975 WELL, THERE'S THREE OF US. 375 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,543 THERE'S ME AND MY DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE, 376 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,911 AND GOMER PYLE HELPED OUT. 377 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,646 WELL, THEY DESERVE A LOT OF CREDIT. 378 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,548 GOOD TO KNOW THAT WE'VE GOT LAW-ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS 379 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,849 MADE OF TOUGH STUFF. 380 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,651 THAT'S WHAT WE NEED OUT HERE TODAY -- 381 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,920 GOOD, ROUGH, TOUGH, RUGGED OFFICERS. 382 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,989 YEAH. THEY'RE RIGHT INSIDE. WANT TO MEET 'EM? 383 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,892 SURE WOULD. COME ON. 384 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:49,596 Barney: MY MOTHER, YOUR MOTHER LIVES ACROSS THE WAY. 385 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,932 EVERY NIGHT THEY HAVE A FIGHT AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY. 25878

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