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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...

WITH RONNY HOWARD...

ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.

THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

NOW, JUST FASTEN THE OTHER END

OF THIS INNER-TUBE RUBBER

AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A REAL SLINGSHOT.

GET YOUR TONGUE IN, OPIE.

IT'S A BAD HABIT. YOU COULD BITE IT OFF.

THERE!

LOOK, PA, AIN'T IT SLICK?

BOY, THAT IS A BEAUT.

MMM. ONE THING, NOW.

YOU GOT TO PROMISE YOU'LL BE CAREFUL WITH IT.

I WILL, PA.

I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT AT TIN CANS AND STUFF.

OKAY. YOU MAKE SURE YOU DO.

OPE, YOU GOT HERE

ONE OF THE OLDEST WEAPONS KNOWN TO MAN.

FAMOUS, TOO.

IT WAS WITH ONE JUST LIKE THIS

THAT DAVID KNOCKED OUT THAT BIG BULLY, GOLIATH.

GOSH. HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT 'EM?

WELL, IT'S NOT TOO SURPRISING.

I MEAN, WEAPONS ARE MY BUSINESS.

I MAKE IT A POINT TO KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT 'EM.

THAT WAS THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, WASN'T IT?

THAT'S RIGHT, BACK IN THE OLDEN TIMES.

THEN WHERE'D DAVID GET THE INNER TUBE?

HE JUST CUT UP AN OLD T...

OPE, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE SOMETHING GOOD

YOU CAN LOOK UP IN YOUR ENCYCLOPEDIA.

YEAH. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LEARN ANYTHING

IF I KEEP TELLING YOU EVERYTHING.

LET'S TRY HER OUT.

YOU COMING, PA?

I GOT TO STAY HERE.

MR. SNYDER'S COMING OVER TO DO SOME WORK.

OH.

I CAN GET YOU STARTED, OPE.

GENERALLY SPEAKING,

THERE ARE TWO MAIN REQUIREMENTS

IN BECOMING ADEPT WITH THE COMMON SLINGSHOT.

ONE IS KEEN, SHARP EYES

AND TWO IS A GOOD, STRONG SET OF PINCHING FINGERS.

FORTUNATELY, AS A YOUTH

I WAS ENDOWED WITH BOTH GOOD EYES

AND STRONG PINCHING FINGERS.

YEAH. I ALWAYS WAS A PRETTY GOOD SHOT.

THEN AFTER AWHILE

WHEN THE ORDINARY SHOOTING GOT DULL,

I STARTED TAKING UP THE TRICK STUFF.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, UH, "OVER THE MOUNTAIN"...

"BEHIND THE BARN"...

"UNDER THE BRIDGE"...

AND, OF COURSE, MY BEST

WAS THE "TAIL GUNNER"--

YOU KNOW, WITH A MIRROR, AND...

NO FOOLING? YOU COULD SHOOT IT BACKWARDS?

OH, YEAH. BACKWARDS, SIDEWAYS, FORWARDS--

DIDN'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.

HEY, YOU GOT ANY AMMO?

SURE.

COME HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU.

ALL RIGHT. YOU HOLD THAT.

BARNEY, I DON'T THINK THE OFFICE IS THE PLACE

TO SHOOT THAT THING.

PLEASE, ANDY, I CAN DO THIS WITH MY EYES SHUT.

ALL RIGHT. NOW, YOU JUST MOVE BACK HERE.

HERE YOU GO.

DON'T SHOOT THE SLINGSHOT IN THE OFFICE.

ANDY, I'M AN EXPERT.

TURN THE MIRROR AROUND AND HOLD IT UP.

BARNEY, DON'T SHOOT THE SLINGSHOT IN THE OFFICE.

ANDY, I WAS BORN WITH A SLINGSHOT IN MY HANDS.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD!

FINISHED WITH THE WASTEBASKET?

NOW, YOU SEE WHY OUTSIDE'S BEST FOR PRACTICE?

YEAH, PA.

YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THING.

I WILL.

I'D STILL LIKE TO KNOW WHERE DAVID GOT THE INNER TUBE.

WELL, YOU SEE, SON,

DAVID DIDN'T MAKE HIS SLINGSHOT OUT OF RUBBER.

HE USED TWO LONG LEATHER STRAPS WITH A POUCH IN THE MIDDLE.

HE PUT THE ROCK IN THE POUCH

AND SWUNG IT AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND

TILL HE GOT A LOT OF MOMENTUM,

THEN HE TURNED LOOSE ONE OF THE STRAPS,

AND THAT SENT THE ROCK FLYING OFF LIKE THUNDER.

OH. SO THAT'S HOW HE DID IT.

THAT'S HOW HE DID IT.

RUN ON.

OKAY, PA.

LEATHER STRAPS, WAS IT?

THERE AIN'T NO SNAP TO LEATHER.

ANY DANG FOOL CAN TELL YOU THAT.

ANDY, IF YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETHING,

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?

IT'S BETTER THAN FILLING UP THAT BOY'S HEAD

WITH A LOT OF NONSENSE.

IT WASN'T LEATHER?

IT WAS NOT!

THEN WHERE'D DAVID GET THE INNER TUBE?

POW!

POW!

POW!

POW!

POW!

GOTCHA!

POW!

GO AHEAD, BIRD...

FLY AWAY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A BIRD.

HONEST.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST A SCRATCH.

IT'LL BE OKAY.

FLY AWAY!

PLEASE FLY AWAY!

SURE YOU WON'T STAY FOR SUPPER?

WELL...

AUNT BEE'S GOT A SPECIAL DISH--

HAM LOAF WITH GREEN BEANS CHINESE-STYLE.

AUNT BEE COOKING CHINESE FOOD?

A RECIPE SHE GOT OUT OF THE PAPER.

OH. NO. THANKS, ANYWAY.

OKAY. SOME OTHER TIME.

OKAY. SEE YOU.

OKAY.

MORE SWEET POTATOES, ANDY?

MMM-MMM!

BOY, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, AUNT BEE.

THIS MEAL OUGHT TO BE AT THE COUNTY FAIR

WRAPPED UP IN ABOUT FOUR MILES OF BLUE RIBBON.

OH, ANDY.

POTATOES, OPE?

YOU AIN'T HARDLY TOUCHED YOUR PLATE.

YOU SICK?

I WONDER IF IT'S A TOUCH OF THE PIP.

MISS EDWARDS SAYS IT'S GOING AROUND.

NO. I FEEL FINE.

YOU SURE ARE MISSING A TREAT.

MORE ROLLS, ANDY?

MM-HMM.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GREEN BEANS CHINESE-STYLE

YOU WAS GONNA MAKE OUT OF THAT NEWSPAPER RECIPE?

OH, I STARTED TO MAKE IT

AND THEN THE RECIPE WAS CONTINUED ON PAGE SEVEN

AND I'D USED THAT PIECE TO LINE THE GARBAGE PAIL.

OH.

OH, NEXT TIME YOU SEE MISS SNYDER,

TELL HER TO KEEP HER CAT AT HOME.

THAT THING KILLED ONE OF OUR SONGBIRDS TODAY.

Aunt Bee: OH?

YEAH.

NO, IT COULDN'T.

SHE'S BEEN GONE TO HER SISTER'S FOR OVER A WEEK

AND SHE TOOK THE CAT WITH HER.

SOMETHING SURE GOT THAT BIRD.

OH, WHAT A SHAME.

FOUND IT LAYING OUT IN THE YARD.

Aunt Bee: OPIE, AREN'T YOU GOING TO FINISH YOUR SUPPER?

WHATEVER CAN THE MATTER BE?

DO YOU THINK HE'S SICK?

NO.

HE AIN'T SICK.

LET'S HAVE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

HAND IT OVER.

YOU KILLED THAT BIRD, DIDN'T YOU?

DIDN'T YOU?

YOU REMEMBER ME TELLING YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH THIS THING?

I'M SORRY, PA.

THAT WON'T BRING THAT BIRD BACK TO LIFE.

BEING SORRY IS NOT THE MAGIC WORD

THAT MAKES EVERYTHING RIGHT AGAIN.

YOU GONNA GIVE ME A WHIPPING?

NO.

I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A WHIPPING.

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT'S THOSE YOUNG BIRDS CHIRPING FOR THEIR MAMA

THAT'S NEVER COMING BACK.

NOW, YOU JUST LISTEN TO THAT FOR AWHILE.

MORNIN', SON.

MORNIN', PA.

WHAT YOU DOING?

FIXIN' SOME BREAKFAST.

OH?

WHAT SORT OF THINGS YOU FIXIN'?

BUGS AND WORMS AND THINGS.

BUGS AND WORMS AND THINGS, HUH?

SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER RECIPE OUT OF THE NEWSPAPER.

NO. IT'S FOR THE LITTLE BIRDS.

I GOT TO THINKIN' LAST NIGHT

THAT SINCE THEIR MA AIN'T COMIN' BACK

AND SINCE IT'S MY FAULT

AND SINCE JUST BEING SORRY WON'T HELP

I'M GONNA TAKE OVER AND FEED 'EM.

WELL, YOU ARE?

UH-HUH.

AND, PA, THERE'S THREE OF 'EM.

I CALL 'EM WYNKEN, BLYNKEN, AND NOD.

THEM'S FINE BIRD NAMES.

BUT, PA, I'M KINDA WORRIED.

I NEVER TRIED TO TAKE CARE OF BIRDS BEFORE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT RAISIN' BIRDS, EITHER.

I RECKON YOU JUST FEED 'EM

TILL THEY GET BIG AND STRONG ENOUGH

TO FLY OFF AND TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.

BREAKFAST, EVERYBODY.

I CAN'T COME IN RIGHT NOW, AUNT BEE.

I JUST CAN'T.

COME IN AS QUICK AS YOU CAN.

OKAY.

WHY IS OPIE ACTING SO STRANGE?

WELL, THE BOY'S FACIN' UP

TO SOME AWFUL UNUSUAL PROBLEMS.

THE FACT IS, OPIE'S JUST BECOME A MOTHER.

HOW THEY DOING, OPE?

WELL, WYNKEN'S EATIN',

BUT BLYNKEN AND NOD DON'T SEEM HUNGRY.

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING-- TWEEZERS.

HERE. FEED 'EM WITH THAT

INSTEAD OF USING YOUR FINGERS.

THANKS, BARNEY.

ALL WILD CREATURES SHY AWAY

FROM ANYTHING WITH MAN'S SMELL.

YEAH?

YOU GOT YOUR SPORES ON IT,

THEY WON'T GO ANYWHERES NEAR IT.

FELLA HUNTIN' THE BIG STUFF

ON ONE OF THEM AFRICAN SAFARIS

FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT.

YOU WANNA BAIT YOUR TRAP

FOR TIGER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

MAIN RULE

IS NEVER TO TOUCH THE FOOD WITH YOUR HANDS.

HUH.

THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

NEXT TIME I GO TIGER HUNTIN',

I'M GONNA TAKE MY TWEEZERS.

OPIE, DON'T BOLT YOUR FOOD.

SLOW DOWN THERE, YOUNG'UN.

I GOTTA GET OUT AND FEED MY BIRDS, PA.

WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT THAT FAST.

MORNIN', FOLKS.

OH, MORNING, BARNEY.

WANT SOME COFFEE?

YEAH, AUNT BEE. THANK YOU.

HOW'RE THE LITTLE FELLAS DOING, OPE?

HMM, HMM.

THEY'RE DOING FINE.

GOOD. THE TWEEZERS PROBABLY MADE THE DIFFERENCE.

WHAT'S THAT?

I GUESS MIZ SNYDER'S BACK.

THAT'S HER CAT.

OH, JUST A CAT.

A CAT?

CAT? A CAT?

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

JUST BECAUSE A CAT...

A CAT!

NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A CAT.

YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT OUT HERE?

SURE, THEY WILL.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE 'EM INSIDE

WHERE WE COULD KEEP AN EYE ON 'EM.

NO, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

YOU NEVER TAKE A WILD BIRD IN THE HOUSE, OPIE.

YOU DON'T?

NO. ANY SCIENTIST WILL TELL YOU

THAT A WILD BIRD IS A CREATURE OF THE OUTDOORS.

HE NEEDS LOTS OF FRESH AIR AND SUNSHINE.

IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY AND BIOLOGICALLY WRONG

TO TAKE A WILD CREATURE INDOORS.

BESIDES, A BIRD IN THE HOUSE

MEANS THERE'S GONNA BE A DEATH IN THE FAMILY.

THEY SEEM TO LIKE IT, PA.

THEY SURE DO, ESPECIALLY BLYNKEN.

LOOK AT THE GRIN ON HIM.

HE'S A HEALTHY FELLA.

WYNKEN'S COMIN' ALONG GOOD, TOO.

'COURSE, HE'S SMALLER, BUT HE'S WIRY.

HE'S VERY WIRY.

YEAH.

NOD'S NOT AS PRETTY AS THE OTHER TWO.

THAT WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.

HE'LL CATCH UP.

SURE HE WILL. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--

HOMELY AT THE CRADLE, PRETTY AT THE TABLE.

LET'S GO ON IN THE HOUSE

AND LEAVE 'EM ALONE FOR A WHILE.

OKAY.

YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, PA?

OF COURSE THEY ARE.

PRETTY SOON, THEY'LL BE BIG ENOUGH TO FLY OFF.

YOU GONNA HAVE TO LET 'EM GO.

Barney: THAT'S RIGHT.

WILD CREATURES NEED THEIR FREEDOM.

WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT 'EM?

WELL, BECAUSE I TOUCHED 'EM

AND JOHNNY PAUL JASON SAYS

IF YOU TOUCH A BIRD, THE BIRD'S GOTTA DIE.

OH, THAT'S JUST PLAIN OUT AND OUT SUPERSTITION.

CAN YOU IMAGINE PEOPLE BELIEVING A THING LIKE THAT?

I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, OPE.

BIRDS DON'T DIE 'CAUSE THEY'RE TOUCHED.

STUNTS THEIR GROWTH A LITTLE, BUT THAT'S ALL.

SURE. THEY'LL BE FINE, OPE.

Barney: SURE, THEY WILL.

YOU CAN TELL BY THEIR CHIRPING.

THAT'S THEM COMMUNICATING.

THEY'RE SAYING THINGS IN BIRD TALK.

REALLY?

LIKE WHAT, BARNEY?

WELL, UH, A BIRD THAT'S FEELING CHIPPER

WILL CHIRP NICE AND CHIPPER

LIKE, UH...

"GEE, I'M FEELING GOOD."

GOSH!

THEN, OF COURSE, IT WORKS THE OTHER WAY AROUND, TOO.

WHEN A BIRD'S FEELING SICK, WHY, HE CHIRPS LIKE...

"GEE, I'M FEELING BAD."

HOW ABOUT THAT, PA?

THAT'S GOOD.

"HERE COMES A CAT!

"LET'S FLY AWAY!"

"OKAY."

GOSH!

YEP. THE WAYS OF THE CREATURES OF THE WILD

ARE MANY AND WONDERFUL.

Andy: THAT'S RIGHT, OPE.

JUST KEEP TAKIN' CARE OF 'EM THE BEST WAY YOU KNOW HOW

AND THEY'LL GROW UP TO BE BIRDS YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.

HOW WILL I KNOW IF I'M DOING RIGHT?

WELL, WYNKEN'LL TELL BLYNKEN, BLYNKEN'LL TELL NOD

AND NOD'LL TELL BARNEY AND BARNEY'LL TELL YOU.

YOU OUGHT TO SEE 'EM EAT, PA.

REMEMBER WHEN THEY WOULDN'T TAKE FOOD?

I SURE DO.

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN 'EM THIS MORNING.

THEY WERE GRABBIN' THESE BIG, JUICY WORMS.

OPIE, WE'RE HAVING OUR BREAKFAST NOW.

BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN 'EM, AUNT BEE.

I WAS HOLDIN' UP THIS GREAT, BIG, JUICY WORM.

OPIE!

OPIE, AUNT BEE'S TRYIN' TO TELL YOU

THAT WORMS AIN'T EXACTLY A GOOD SUBJECT

FOR THE BREAKFAST TABLE.

OH. CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BUGS?

NO.

THERE'S BARNEY.

LIKE A LIFT TO SCHOOL?

SURE WOULD.

WELL, GET YOUR BOOKS AND GET READY.

HURRY UP.

PROUD OF THE JOB HE DID WITH THOSE BIRDS, ISN'T HE?

CERTAINLY DEVOTED TO THEM.

HE SURE IS GONNA HATE TO HAVE TO TURN 'EM LOOSE.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU, AUNT BEE.

YOU READY?

IN A MINUTE.

OPIE'S COMIN' WITH US.

HE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

BOY, THOSE BIRDS SURE ARE COMIN' ALONG, AREN'T THEY?

YEAH. THEY SURE ARE.

YEAH. THEY GOT THEIR FEATHERS AND EVERYTHING.

CAN'T HARDLY CALL 'EM BABIES ANYMORE.

'COURSE, YOU CAN'T CALL 'EM FULL-GROWED, EITHER.

NO, YOU CAN'T CALL 'EM FULL-GROWED.

THE ARE GETTIN' TO BE PRETTY GOOD SIZE, THOUGH.

COME ON, ANDY, THEY'RE JUST BABIES.

BARN, I THINK WE BOTH KNOW

THEM BIRDS ARE BIG ENOUGH TO BE OFF ON THEIR OWN.

WELL...

OF COURSE, THE YOUNG'UN IS SO FOND OF 'EM,

I WON'T RECKON IT'LL HURT FOR HIM

TO KEEP 'EM AROUND A FEW MORE DAYS.

IT WOULDN'T HURT NONE.

SURE ARE FLOPPIN' AROUND IN THERE, THOUGH.

THEY'RE BIG ENOUGH TO BE FLYING.

WELL, I'LL TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT WHEN HE COMES DOWN.

HI, BARNEY.

HI, OPE.

READY, PA.

JUST BEFORE WE LEAVE

LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE, OPE.

OKAY.

OH, I'LL GO SEE IF AUNT BEE'S GOT SOME COFFEE.

UH... WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST GO OUT ON THE PORCH?

OKAY.

NOTICE HOW YOUR BIRDS BEEN FLOPPIN' AROUND IN THERE?

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A LARGER CAGE.

THEY NEED A BIGGER PLACE.

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT THEY NEED, ALL RIGHT.

THEY NEED A BIGGER PLACE.

THEY NEED A REAL BIGGER PLACE.

YOU MEAN...

TURN 'EM LOOSE?

WELL, OPE, I KNOW HOW FOND YOU ARE OF 'EM,

AND I DON'T RECKON IT'D HURT

FOR 'EM TO STAY AROUND A WHILE LONGER,

BUT REMEMBER, WE DID TALK ABOUT

ONE DAY YOU WAS GONNA HAVE TO TURN 'EM LOOSE,

AND THE LONGER YOU PUT IT OFF,

WHY, THE WORSE IT'S GONNA GET.

BUT I CAN'T, PA.

I JUST CAN'T.

WELL... YOU, UH...

REMEMBER, YOU TOOK OVER THIS JOB BECAUSE THEY LOST THEIR MA.

WELL, THERE'S THAT ONE OTHER THING

THAT SHE WOULD'VE DONE--

THAT'S TO LET 'EM GO.

LET 'EM BE ON THEIR OWN, BE FREE

LIKE IT WAS INTENDED TO BE.

BUT WHAT IF THEY CAN'T FLY AWAY?

MAYBE I DIDN'T DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.

I MEAN, ON ACCOUNT I WASN'T REALLY THEIR MA.

NO, YOU DID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.

I EXPECT THEY'LL BE ABLE TO FLY.

OF COURSE, PA, IF THEY CAN'T FLY AWAY,

THEN I CAN KEEP 'EM AS PETS, COULDN'T I?

THEY COULD LIVE RIGHT HERE, COULDN'T THEY?

BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO BE PETS.

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FLY AWAY LIKE YOU SAID.

I HOPE I DID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.

I HOPE YOU CAN FLY AWAY.

PLEASE FLY AWAY.

PLEASE.

HE MADE IT, PA.

HE'S OKAY.

THAT WAS NOD.

YOU GOT TWO TO GO NOW.

GO ON, WYNKEN.

DO LIKE YOUR BROTHER.

FLY.

PLEASE FLY.

GO ON, BLYNKEN.

FOLLOW 'EM. HURRY.

THEY'RE OKAY, PA.

THEY ALL FLEW OFF OKAY.

GUESS I DID A GOOD JOB, HUH, PA?

YOU SURE DID, SON.

CAGE SURE LOOKS AWFUL EMPTY, DON'T IT, PA?

YES, SON, IT SURE DOES.

BUT DON'T THE TREES SEEM NICE AND FULL?

OH, AND, OTIS, YOU FORGOT YOUR LITTLE POCKET TRANSISTOR RADIO.

YEAH. I'LL KEEP IT FOR YOU TILL YOU COME BACK.

OKAY.

MM.

Man: TWO MEN WERE SERIOUSLY HURT EARLY THIS MORNING

IN THE COLLISION OF A 2-TON TRAILER

AND A SMALL PICKUP TRUCK ON ROUTE 31 ABOUT --

HI, ANDY.

IS THE BOY AROUND?

NO, I SENT HIM TO THE HARDWARE STORE.

WHAT YOU GOT THERE -- GOLDFISH?

YEAH. WELL, THE BOY SEEMED TO GET SUCH A KICK

OUT OF TAKING CARE OF WILD THINGS,

I THOUGHT I'D GET HIM SOME FISH.

WELL, THAT'S NICE OF YOU.

GOT HIM SOME FOOD, TOO.

OH.

CUTE LITTLE FELLA. YEAH.

HEY, BARN? HMM?

SUPPOSE FISH TALK TO ONE ANOTHER THE SAME WAY BIRDS DO?

WELL, OF COURSE THEY DO.

THEY'VE MADE RECORDINGS OF FISH

TALKING TO ONE ANOTHER DOWN IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

WELL, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, THOUGH,

IN TAKING CARE OF FISH IS THE FEEDING.

YOU KNOW, THE GREAT CAUSE OF GOLDFISH DEATHS IN THIS COUNTRY

IS OVEREATING.

I'LL BE DOGGED.

LET'S SEE WHAT THEY SAY HERE.

"FEED DAILY ONLY

"THE AMOUNT THE FISH WILL CONSUME PROMPTLY

AS OTHER OVERFEEDING WILL CAUSE ILLNESS AND LOSS OF FISH."

SEE? JUST GIVE HIM A PINCH.

JUST A PINCH.

GO.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHING.

OH.

WHAT'S WRONG?

WOULD YOU LEAN OVER THAT BOWL?

LEAN OVER THE BOWL?

JUST LEAN YOUR HEAD OVER IT.

OH.

LIKE THAT? YEAH.

[ RADIO CONTINUES PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ]

DO YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

YEAH.

TALKING?

YEAH.

YOU HEAR TALKING?

OF COURSE, IF IT BOTHERS YOU, I'LL TURN IT OFF.