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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,047 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,349 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:19,087 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,259 THE COWS WAS ALL HERE AN HOUR AGO 5 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,660 AND I HAD TO GO DOWN AND FIX THE SEPARATOR. 6 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,163 WHEN I GOT BACK, ONE OF THEM HAD BEEN TAKEN. 7 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,799 SURE SHE COULDN'T HAVE JUST WANDERED OFF? 8 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,368 NO, SIR. I KEEP A TIGHT GATE. 9 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,604 FURTHERMORE, I CHECKED ON THE UPPER PASTURE. 10 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,606 NO, SIR. SHE'S BEEN STOLE, I TELL YOU 11 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,441 SAME AS LADY HUFF'S COW WAS STOLE. 12 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:43,144 NOW, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ABOUT IT. 13 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,412 WELL, WE'LL DO ALL WE CAN. 14 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:45,413 WE PROMISE YOU THAT. 15 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,382 I CAN'T GET MILK OUT OF PROMISES. 16 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,417 HEY, KEEP AWAY 17 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,684 FROM THAT GATE. 18 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,653 I JUST PUT MY BIG BULL IN THERE 19 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:55,289 SINCE THE POLICE AIN'T GIVING ME NO PROTECTION 20 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:57,258 MAYBE HE CAN. 21 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,160 HERE COMES THE MAYOR. 22 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,632 NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE? 23 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,135 HELLO, TATE. HOW'S CORNELIA? OH, FINE. 24 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,269 NOT A CLUE. 25 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,171 NOT A SINGLE BLESSED CLUE. 26 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,306 YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT WHAT I FIGURED. 27 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:16,110 AIN'T NOTHIN' MUCH HERE EXCEPT THEIR FOOTPRINTS. 28 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,711 FOOTPRINTS? 29 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,812 YEAH. 30 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:21,715 ABOUT ALL WE GOT TO GO ON NOW. 31 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,752 SHOCKING, SHOCKING, SHOCKING, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 32 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,121 TWO COWS HAVE BEEN STOLEN, SHERIFF. 33 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:29,457 SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE DONE ABOUT ALL THIS. 34 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,492 I EXPECT YOU'RE RIGHT, MAYOR. 35 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:34,328 THESE PEOPLE DESERVE PROPER PROTECTION 36 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,796 AND MY ADMINISTRATION IS GONNA SEE TO IT 37 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,231 THAT THEY GET IT. 38 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,401 MAYOR, I TOLD FLETCH WE'D DO ALL WE COULD. 39 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,304 WELL, NOW, THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ENOUGH. 40 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,705 WHAT'D I'D BETTER DO 41 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,674 IS PHONE DOWN TO THE CAPITOL 42 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,343 HAVE THEM SEND UP A REAL PROFESSIONAL. 43 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:50,611 YES, SIR, TATE. 44 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,413 BY JOLLY, I'M GOING 45 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,682 TO SEE TO IT PERSONALLY THAT YOU GET RESULTS. 46 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,417 I'LL HAVE A MAN HERE IN 24 HOURS 47 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,885 A MAN WHO REALLY KNOWS SOMETHING 48 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,253 ABOUT SOLVING CRIMES. 49 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,289 NO OFFENSE, SHERIFF. 50 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:04,658 IT JUST HAS TO BE DONE. 51 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,295 YEAH, AND LISTEN, EDGAR, I'D APPRECIATE IT 52 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,230 IF YOU'D PRINT THE DESCRIPTIONS 53 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,565 OF THEM MISSING COWS IN THE PAPER, TOO. 54 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,735 RIGHT. BYE. 55 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,204 WELL? 56 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,539 THE MAYOR SAY WHEN THAT FELLA'D BE COMING BY? 57 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,708 NO. SOMETIME THIS MORNING'S ALL I KNOW. 58 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,677 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN-- I DON'T LIKE IT. 59 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,613 NOW, THE MAYOR HAS GOT NO CALL 60 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,348 TO SUPERSEDE YOUR AUTHORITY LIKE THAT. 61 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,650 WE CAN HANDLE THIS CASE WITHOUT ANY OLD NOSY PARKER 62 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,419 COMING UP HERE FROM THE STATE CAPITAL. 63 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,187 YEAH. 64 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:37,191 ANDY, YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE HOW SERIOUS THIS IS. 65 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:39,627 NOW, WE GOT TO PROVE TO THEM THAT WE CAN HANDLE THINGS 66 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,529 OR THEY'LL BE SENDING OUTSIDERS TO MEDDLE IN 67 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,930 EVERY TIME WE TURN AROUND. 68 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,499 BARNEY, MAYBE THIS FELLA CAN BE OF SOME HELP. 69 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,500 NO, NOT LIKELY. 70 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:47,868 HE'S JUST AN INTERLOPER. 71 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,937 ALL HE'LL BE DOIN' IS INTERLOPIN'. 72 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:53,541 NOW, WE GOT TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO HIM THAT HE DON'T BELONG. 73 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,644 WE GOT TO STAND TOGETHER AND TURN ON THE BIG FREEZE. 74 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,980 WELL, THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY. 75 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,850 WELL... NOTHING PERSONAL. 76 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,418 JUST BEING REALISTIC. 77 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,687 BOY, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU GOT ME AROUND 78 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,988 YOU KNOW THAT? 79 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,623 YOU'D LET THESE FELLAS JUST WALK ALL OVER YOU. 80 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,925 NO, SIR, I SAY WE FREEZE 'EM OUT. 81 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,295 IS LUKE JENSON BACK? 82 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,496 HUH? NO. 83 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,299 HE'S STILL IN ASHEVILLE COUNTY JAIL. WHY? 84 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,533 THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS DOG 85 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,201 OVER THERE AT ERNIE WALKER'S TRASH CAN. 86 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,739 YEAH. THERE COMES LUKE. 87 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,475 THAT OLD HERMIT BACK IN TOWN? 88 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,544 YEAH. 89 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,845 THE BAD PENNY'S BACK. 90 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,717 WANT ME TO PICK HIM UP? 91 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,919 NO, NO, NO. I DON'T -- I DON'T MEAN TO HOUND HIM. 92 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,021 I'LL JUST GO OVER AND SAY HELLO THOUGH. 93 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,890 FELLOW LIKE LUKE, IT'S A GOOD THING 94 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,292 TO LET HIM REST HIS EYES 95 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,394 ON A SHERIFF'S BADGE EVERY NOW AND THEN. 96 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,395 YEAH. 97 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,396 YEAH. WELL... 98 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,397 ANDY? 99 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,431 HMM? 100 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,865 IF THAT INTERLOPER SHOWS UP 101 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,834 YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA GET FROM ME? 102 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:54,835 WHAT? 103 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,504 BIG FREEZE. 104 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,524 GOOD MORNING, LUKE. 105 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:22,363 SURE HAVE GOT A LOT OF NICE THINGS ON SALE, AIN'T THEY? 106 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,633 PRICES MARKED REAL PLAIN ON EVERYTHING. 107 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,735 YOU NOTICED THAT. 108 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:31,772 FIGURIN' ON BUYIN' A FRYIN' PAN? 109 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,707 I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY. 110 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,743 AIN'T NO HARM IN LOOKING'. 111 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,011 NO, NO. NO HARM IN LOOKING 112 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,881 BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE THAT "SERVE YOURSELF" SIGN 113 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,383 TOO SERIOUSLY. 114 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,984 SEE YOU, LUKE. 115 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,925 DID YOU HEAR THAT, MACK? 116 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,595 YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID, HUH? 117 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,464 DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID? 118 00:04:56,497 --> 00:05:00,067 "PRICES MARKED REAL PLAIN ON EVERYTHING," HE SAID. 119 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,101 HUH. 120 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,771 WELL, HE KNOWS THAT 121 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,474 POOR OL' LUKE DON'T HAVE NO MONEY. 122 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,608 YES. 123 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,876 EVERYBODY KNOWS 124 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,745 POOR OL' LUKE DON'T HAVE NO MONEY. 125 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,647 EVERYBODY. 126 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,758 EVERYBODY, EXCEPT YOU AND ME. 127 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,695 YEAH. 128 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:28,829 YES, SIR. 129 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,766 THAT'S HIM. IT'S GOTTA BE. 130 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,503 BIG, BLACK CAR, CAPITAL CITY LICENSE. 131 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,938 LET'S MAKE OUT LIKE WE'RE NOT HERE. 132 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,106 BARNEY! 133 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,375 ALL RIGHT, BUT LET'S NOT BEND AN INCH. 134 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,411 LET'S SHOW HIM HE'S GOT THE BOTH OF US 135 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,678 TO STAND AGAINST. 136 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,480 LET'S JUST GIVE HIM THE BIG FREEZE. 137 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,816 HOWDY. 138 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,584 GOOD MORNING. 139 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:54,488 I'M, UH, WILLIAM UPCHURCH OF THE SPECIAL INVESTIGATION SECTION. 140 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,891 YOU MUST BE SHERIFF TAYLOR. 141 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:01,128 UH, NO. THIS HERE IS SHERIFF TAYLOR. 142 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,162 I'M DEPUTY FIFE. 143 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,964 OH, UH, SORRY. 144 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,634 I JUST ASSUMED, WHAT WITH THE SIDEARM 145 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,903 AND THE TIE AND ALL, THAT YOU MUST BE THE SHERIFF. 146 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,706 OH, WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 147 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,108 IT'S A LOGICAL MISTAKE. 148 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,877 GLAD TO MEET YOU, MR. UPCHURCH. 149 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,480 NICE OF YOU TO COME DOWN ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 150 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,549 OH, IT'S JUST PART OF THE JOB. 151 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:22,850 FIFE, DID YOU SAY? 152 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,619 UH, WASN'T IT YOU WHO MADE THAT SPECIAL REPORT 153 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,988 ABOUT SAFETY PROCEDURES ON COUNTRY ROADS? 154 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,591 YEAH, THAT WAS ME. 155 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,461 AND YOU HAD A LITTLE JINGLE, TOO. 156 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,896 "WALK ON THE LEFT SIDE AFTER DARK 157 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,466 OR YOU'LL WIND UP PLAYIN' THE HARP." 158 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,733 VERY EFFECTIVE. 159 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:43,136 WELL, I JUST INJECTED A NOTE OF HUMOR. 160 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,705 IT MUST BE GRATIFYING 161 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,774 TO HAVE AN ALERT NUMBER-TWO MAN. 162 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,775 OH, IT IS. 163 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,610 IT REALLY IS... GRATIFYING. 164 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,644 SIT DOWN, WON'T YOU? 165 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,046 YEAH. LET ME GET YOU A CUSHION. 166 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,582 HERE. SIT RIGHT DOWN. 167 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:57,585 WE'VE GOT SOME FRESH COFFEE, IF YOU'D LIKE SOME. 168 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,787 UH, NO, THANK YOU. 169 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,622 UH, ABOUT THE CASE, MR. UPCHURCH, 170 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,056 WE'RE DOIN' ALL WE CAN. 171 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,225 OF COURSE, IF YOU'VE GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS 172 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,694 WE'D BE GLAD TO LISTEN. 173 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,195 IN A BUSINESS LIKE THIS, I ALWAYS SAY 174 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,030 THE MORE COOPERATION YOU CAN GET, THE BETTER. 175 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,999 THAT'S GRATIFYING TO HEAR, MR. FIFE. 176 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,534 OH... BARNEY. 177 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,703 BARNEY. I DO APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDLY ATTITUDE. 178 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,572 I SOMETIMES FIND THE LOCAL SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT A BIT RESENTFUL. 179 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,474 THEY REGARD ME AS AN OUTSIDER. 180 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:21,675 NO. 181 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:22,676 OH, YES. 182 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,912 YOU MEAN LIKE AN INTERLOPER? 183 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:25,913 EXACTLY. 184 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,548 THEY DO? THEY DO. 185 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,650 WELL, NOW, GETTING DOWN TO THE CASE... 186 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,519 YEAH, THE CASE. 187 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,086 ...I HAVE ONLY THE SKETCHIEST DETAILS. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 188 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,221 BUT AS I UNDERSTAND IT 189 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,789 THERE'S BEEN SOME CATTLE THIEVING. 190 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:36,790 THAT'S RIGHT. 191 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:37,858 I SUPPOSE THE FIRST STEP 192 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,627 WOULD BE A VISIT TO THE PREMISES. 193 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,061 YEAH. IT WOULD. 194 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,496 WELL, FINE. 195 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,898 LET'S JUST GO RIGHT ON OUT TO THE PREMISES. 196 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,199 RIGHT ON OUT TO 'EM. 197 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,735 I'LL GET THE CAR. IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE. 198 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:48,802 I'LL HOPE YOU'LL EXCUSE THE FACT 199 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:49,837 THAT IT AIN'T BEEN WASHED 200 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,271 BUT I'VE JUST BEEN SO BUSY. 201 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,740 I UNDERSTAND. 202 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,141 I SUPPOSE WE'D BETTER PICK UP THE MAYOR, TOO 203 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,943 SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO REQUESTED ME. 204 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,178 FINE, FINE. THE MORE THE MERRIER. 205 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:03,016 BARN, LISTEN, REMEMBER-- ME AND YOU-- THE BIG FREEZE. 206 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,294 LET'S HOLD IT RIGHT HERE. 207 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,129 NOW, YOU WILL NOTICE 208 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,265 THAT OVER THERE IS A FENCE 209 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:23,036 AND IN THE FENCE IS A GATE. 210 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,972 NOW, FOR ALL APPARENT INDICATIONS 211 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,107 THE MISSING ANIMAL WAS REMOVED 212 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,142 FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED PREMISES 213 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,312 BY MEANS OF UTILIZATION OF THE GATE 214 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,582 WHICH IS IN THE FENCE. 215 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,017 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REASONABLE HYPOTHESIS 216 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,720 OF THE MODUS OPERANDI. 217 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,623 UH, YEAH. THAT'S ANOTHER WAY TO PUT IT. 218 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,157 I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE 219 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,693 HOW EASILY 220 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,962 THE GATE CAN BE OPENED BY UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL. 221 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,968 FIFE, WE ALL KNOW HOW A GATE OPENS. 222 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,638 THE MAIN THING NOW IS TO GET THOSE COWS 223 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,073 BACK TO THE GOOD PEOPLE AND LOYAL SUPPORTERS 224 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,274 WHO OWN THEM. 225 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,143 MAYOR, THE DESCRIPTIONS IS IN THE PAPER 226 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,912 AND FOLKS WILL BE ON THE LOOKOUT 227 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,847 IF ANYBODY TRIES TO SELL ONE OF 'EM. 228 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,584 UH... AREN'T THOSE UH, FOOTPRINTS OVER THERE? 229 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,020 WELL, YES. YES. 230 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,755 THOSE ARE FOOTPRINTS. 231 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,725 I PRESUME YOU MADE A MOULAGE, SHERIFF. 232 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,661 YOU KNOW WHAT A MOULAGE IS, DON'T YOU? 233 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,763 A PLASTER CAST OF THE PRINTS. 234 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,232 NO. IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT'D BE MUCH HELP. 235 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,901 OH, IT COULD BE VERY VALUABLE. 236 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,239 GATE OPENS EASY ENOUGH 237 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,675 BUT WE'D BEST KEEP IT CLOSED. 238 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,376 WE GOT A BULL IN THERE. 239 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,612 THE SHERIFF TELLS ME YOU DECIDED 240 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,614 NOT TO MAKE A MOULAGE. 241 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,050 A MOULAGE? 242 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,351 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 243 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,287 WE DECIDED NOT TO MAKE A MOULAGE. 244 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,056 OH, WE TOLD A FEW PEOPLE 245 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,658 BUT WE DECIDED IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE 246 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,159 UPSETTING FOLKS RUNNING AROUND 247 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,862 BLABBING, MAKING A BIG MOULAGE OUT OF IT. 248 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,096 UH, BARNEY, HE MEANS 249 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,065 A PLASTER CAST OF THE PRINTS. 250 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,035 THAT KIND OF A MOULAGE. 251 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:06,006 WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 252 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,208 THE GROUND'S ALL BEEN TRAMPLED ON NOW. 253 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,878 YOU GOT ANY LEADS, SHERIFF? 254 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,113 UH, NO, NOTHING DEFINITE. 255 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,949 WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. UPCHURCH? 256 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,753 THIS IS DEFINITELY THE WORK OF A GANG. 257 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,790 THERE ARE THREE SEPARATE SETS OF FOOTPRINTS HERE. 258 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,659 IT COULDN'T BE THE WORK OF JUST ONE MAN. 259 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,660 A GANG, HEH? 260 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,795 THREE MEN. 261 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:31,398 WELL, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEPLACE. 262 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,433 GOOD WORK, UPCHURCH. 263 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,769 OH, JUST A BASIC OBSERVATION. 264 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,104 WELL, COME ON, SHERIFF. 265 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,205 LET'S GET BUSY. 266 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,240 LET'S GO FIND THOSE THREE FELLAS. 267 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,199 ALL RIGHT, LITTLE LADY. 268 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,769 THERE DON'T SEEM TO BE ON ONE AROUND. 269 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:14,041 WHAT SAY YOU COME TAKE A NICE WALK WITH OLD LUKE, HUH? 270 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,144 WELL, NOW, STEP PRETTY, LITTLE LADY, STEP PRETTY. 271 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,346 COME ON. COME ON. 272 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,314 STEP PRETTY. 273 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,352 I THINK THAT CAN USE JUST A TOUCH MORE PLASTER. 274 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,988 I ALWAYS LIKE TO MAKE MY MOULAGES 275 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,389 A BIT ON THE SOLID SIDE. 276 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,793 I LIKE TO USE A LITTLE EGG WHITE IN MINE-- 277 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,829 MAKES THEM MOISTER AND FLUFFIER. 278 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,163 ANDY, THIS IS NO JOKE. 279 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,132 IF WE'D HAVE DONE THIS SOONER 280 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,934 WE'D HAVE HAD THIS CASE WRAPPED UP BY NOW. 281 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,468 I HOPE IT HELPS, BARN. I REALLY DO. 282 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,170 OH, IT WILL. 283 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,339 THAT MR. UPCHURCH IS A REAL PRO. HE'S JUST SMART AS A WHIP. 284 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,341 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KIND OF MODERN CRIME-BUSTING 285 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,778 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING. 286 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,113 ALL READY HERE. 287 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,015 EXCUSE ME, ANDY. IT'S MOULAGE TIME. 288 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:34,287 YES. THESE TELL THEIR LITTLE STORY, ALL RIGHT. 289 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,156 LIKE SEE HERE. 290 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,159 NOW, THIS FELLA IS PROBABLY THE LEADER... 291 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,193 UH-HUH. 292 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,196 BECAUSE THIS FELLA ALWAYS WALKS 293 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,232 DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM. 294 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,035 YEAH. SORT OF LIKE HERO WORSHIP. 295 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,169 THAT'S RIGHT. 296 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,038 PRETTY SMART OUTFIT. 297 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,273 DON'T SEEM SO SMART TO ME. 298 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,208 LOOK AT OLD NUMBER TWO THERE. 299 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,244 INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING HIS LEADER 300 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,545 HE WALKED RIGHT THROUGH 301 00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,512 THAT MUD HOLE. 302 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,881 YEAH, HE DID. 303 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,383 WELL, IT, UH... DOESN'T MEAN A THING. 304 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,118 REMEMBER, IT WAS NIGHT. 305 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,587 IT'S HARD TO SEE PUDDLES IN THE DARK. 306 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,990 THAT'S RIGHT, ANDY. 307 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,125 YOU COULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT. 308 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:16,563 MY MOULAGE AIN'T TOO THICK, IS IT? 309 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,899 NO. IT'S JUST RIGHT. 310 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,334 WELL, THIS WILL SET UP FAST, AND THEN 311 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,504 WE'LL TAKE THE CASTS IN FOR EXTENDED DATA ANALYSIS. 312 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,573 YEAH, I WAS JUST GONNA SUGGEST THAT MYSELF. 313 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,975 LET ME POUR. 314 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,485 A-HA. THERE. 315 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,621 I'VE MEASURED THE DEPTH OF EACH OF THESE FOOTPRINTS 316 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,124 AND THAT GIVES US AN IDEA OF THE WEIGHT 317 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,860 OF EACH MAN WHO MADE EACH PARTICULAR PRINT. 318 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,229 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 319 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,531 YOU SEE, MAYOR, THE HEAVIER THE MAN IS, 320 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,903 THE DEEPER HIS FEET SINK INTO THE GROUND. 321 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,038 OH, REALLY? 322 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,110 LEASTWAYS, THAT'S THE WAY ME AND UPCHURCH SEE IT. 323 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,014 OUR MEASUREMENTS INDICATE THAT ONE MAN, ABEL 324 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,250 IS OF AVERAGE WEIGHT, OR PERHAPS SLIGHTLY LESS 325 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,020 WHILE THE TWO OTHERS WHOM WE'VE DESIGNATED 326 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,023 AS BAKER AND CHARLIE ARE HEAVIER. 327 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,891 MUCH HEAVIER. 328 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,293 EXACT WEIGHTS ARE DIFFICULT TO ASCERTAIN 329 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,162 BUT A SEASONED GUESS 330 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:26,900 WOULD PUT THEM IN EXCESS OF 250 POUNDS. 331 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,101 OH? 332 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,137 YOU SEE, MAYOR, I DON'T THINK 333 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,572 YOU'RE GETTING THE OVERALL PICTURE. 334 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,909 NOW, ABEL THERE IS A SMALL MAN 335 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,011 WHEREAS BAKER AND CHARLIE... 336 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,451 FIFE, DON'T EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 337 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,389 WELL, I DECLARE, UPCHURCH 338 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,591 THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING. 339 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,660 DID YOU HEAR THAT, SHERIFF? 340 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,197 SHERIFF! 341 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,232 UM, YEAH, I HEARD. 342 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,001 THAT MAKES GOOD SENSE. 343 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,702 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU OVER HERE, PAYING ATTENTION? 344 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,071 I WAS LISTENING. 345 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,139 I WAS JUST LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW. 346 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,976 SHERIFF, WILL YOU PLEASE 347 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,543 STOP GUMPING OUT THAT WINDOW 348 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,711 AND GET ON THE BALL? 349 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,480 NOW AT LAST WE'VE GOT A LEAD 350 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,048 ON THOSE THREE CROOKS-- 351 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,017 TWO BIG ONES AND ONE LITTLER. 352 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,152 NOW I WANT THIS CRIME WAVE STOPPED. 353 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,589 I WANT CONSTANT PATROLS ON EVERY PLACE THAT KEEPS COWS. 354 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,258 BY JOLLY, I WANT THOSE THREE MEN BROUGHT IN. 355 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,027 MR. MAYOR, WE'LL BRING THEM IN, ALL RIGHT, 356 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,996 NOW THAT WE'VE GOT A MAKE ON THEM. 357 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:29,997 RIGHT, AND? 358 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,198 RIGHT. 359 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,400 WELL, LET'S GET TO IT. 360 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,725 SARAH, GET ME TATE FLETCHER. 361 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,662 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, SHERIFF. 362 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:06,366 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF DURN AWFUL FOOLISHNESS TO ME. 363 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,101 WELL, IT COULD BE, FLETCH 364 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,470 BUT THEN AGAIN, IT MIGHT JUST END THIS COW STEALING. 365 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,540 HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO STAY HERE? 366 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,375 JUST BE PATIENT NOW, FLETCH. 367 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,678 OLD LUKE, HE COMES BY HERE EVERY DAY ABOUT THIS TIME. 368 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,680 I'D LIKE TO GET ON BACK TO THE FARM. 369 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,549 I'VE GOT A... SHH, SHH. 370 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,085 : YEAH, THAT'S A NICE COW 371 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,519 YOU GOT THERE, FLETCH. 372 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,520 YOU TAKE CARE. 373 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,422 DON'T LET ANYBODY STEAL HER. 374 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,224 BETTER KEEP HER FASTENED UP 375 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,425 IN YOUR CORRAL. 376 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,361 YOU GOT ANY LEADS ON THE COW THIEVES? 377 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,728 NO, NOTHING DEFINITE, BUT WE KNOW 378 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,064 THERE'S THREE OF THEM. 379 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,765 TWO OF THEM'S PRETTY GOOD-SIZE MEN. 380 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,567 SO IF ANYBODY OF THAT DESCRIPTION 381 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,634 COMES BY YOUR PLACE 382 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,103 YOU LET ME KNOW. 383 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,505 CHANCES ARE, I'LL BE WORKING REAL LATE 384 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,107 AT THE OFFICE TONIGHT 385 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,742 SO YOU CAN GET A CALL THROUGH TO ME HERE. 386 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,778 I'LL SEE YOU, FLETCH. 387 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,153 YOU HEAR THAT, MACK? 388 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:09,429 SOME BAD FELLAS BEEN STEALING COWS. 389 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,431 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, DO YOU? 390 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,732 HUH? 391 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:17,070 SEEMS, UH, THREE FELLAS BEEN DOING IT, 392 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,672 TWO OF THEM PRETTY GOOD SIZE. 393 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,776 YES. 394 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,212 THREE FELLAS. 395 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,348 MACK... 396 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,183 MACK... 397 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:34,121 THE SHERIFF IS GONNA BE IN HIS OFFICE EXTRA LATE TONIGHT. 398 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,855 YEAH. 399 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690 THIS MIGHT BE JUST THE NIGHT 400 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,360 FOR THOSE THREE FELLAS TO TAKE ANOTHER WALK. 401 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,633 I STILL DON'T THINK MUCH OF THE IDEA. 402 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,402 WELL, TIME WILL TELL, FLETCH. 403 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,372 BETTER GET AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW. 404 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,513 COME RIGHT ON IN. 405 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,781 HELLO, MAYOR. 406 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,416 SHERIFF, WHAT IS ALL THIS? 407 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,153 WHY HAVE YOU PULLED THESE MEN IN OFF PATROL? 408 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,221 THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED A LITTLE HELP 409 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,456 TO CATCH A COW THIEF. 410 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,723 THE COW THIEVES? HERE? 411 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,359 CHANCES LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 412 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,261 WELL, I'D BE PROUD TO KNOW 413 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,696 HOW YOU FIGURED THAT OUT, SHERIFF. 414 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,865 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT, MAYOR. 415 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,301 THIS HERE'S THE WAY 416 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,570 THE PRINTS LINE UP, AIN'T IT? 417 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,505 YES, UH... APPROXIMATELY. 418 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,639 MM-HMM. 419 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,141 THERE SEEMS TO BE 420 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,109 ONE SET OF PRINTS MISSING. 421 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,514 I DON'T GET YOU, ANDY. 422 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,582 THEY'RE ALL HERE-- 423 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,916 ABEL, BAKER AND CHARLIE. 424 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,786 WHERE'S THE PRINTS MADE BY THE COW? 425 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,857 THE COW? 426 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,860 THE COW? 427 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,462 YEAH. 428 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:53,300 THEN AGAIN, MAYBE THE COW'S PRINTS ARE HERE. 429 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,867 NOW, THESE TWO FELLAS HERE-- 430 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,537 THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO FOLLOW THIS FELLA. 431 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,373 THAT RIGHT THERE MIGHT SUGGEST SOMETHING. 432 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,774 WHAT? 433 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:06,846 WELL, THESE PRINTS COULD BE MADE BY THREE MEN. 434 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:11,884 THEN AGAIN, THEY COULD BE MADE BY A MAN AND A COW. 435 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,920 A COW?! 436 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,557 SHOES ON A COW? 437 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,260 THAT WOULD SEEM TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING 438 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,730 AND THAT MAN JUST COULD BE LUKE JENSON. 439 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,735 SHERIFF TAYLOR, DID YOU CALL THESE MEN 440 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,337 AWAY FROM THEIR DUTY 441 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,240 JUST TO GIVE THEM THAT HAREBRAINED IDEA? 442 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,743 I FIGURED THEY'D NEED SOME HELP. 443 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,212 LUKE KNOWS FLETCH HAS GOT A PRIZE COW OUT THERE 444 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,913 AND I FIGURED HE'LL COME BY TONIGHT 445 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,415 TO HELP HISSELF TO IT. 446 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,451 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE WAITING FOR HIM? 447 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,718 HE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT. 448 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,787 LUKE OR HIS DOG WOULD SPOT US FOR SURE. 449 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,656 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM WITH THE EVIDENCE 450 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,558 SO I FIGURED WE'D WAIT IN HERE AND LET HIM TURN HISSELF IN. 451 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,992 YOU SEE -- 452 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,994 SHERIFF, I AM A PATIENT MAN 453 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,629 BUT I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 454 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,398 I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH. 455 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,699 I AM NOT GOING TO PERMIT 456 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,568 THE ENTIRE LAW FORCE OF MAYBERRY 457 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,536 TO SET AROUND IN SOMEBODY'S PARLOR 458 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,937 ON SOME IMPOSSIBLE THEORY 459 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,940 WHILE THOSE CROOKS COULD BE CLEANING OUT EVERY FARM 460 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,509 IN THE COUNTY. 461 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,344 COME ON, MEN. 462 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,652 YOU COMING? 463 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,289 NO. I'M GOING TO STAY HERE. 464 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,592 DEPUTY FIFE... 465 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,968 WELL, SHERIFF, I, UH... 466 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,639 I'LL GO MAKE US A POT OF COFFEE. 467 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,990 WELL? 468 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,036 I-I JUST, UH... 469 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,573 THOUGHT I'D, UH... WAIT WITH YOU A SPELL. 470 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,045 WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT, BARN, BUT... 471 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,514 MAYOR COULD BE RIGHT. 472 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,785 COULD BE A KIND OF A HAREBRAINED IDEA. 473 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,555 WELL, I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 474 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,559 I WAS ALMOST OUT TO THE CAR, AND... 475 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,894 I GOT TO REMEMBERING... 476 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,897 ANOTHER TIME A FEW YEARS BACK WHEN... 477 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,666 ANOTHER MAYOR OF OUR TOWN 478 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,101 ACCUSED YOU OF HAVING A HAREBRAINED IDEA. 479 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,437 REMEMBER THAT? 480 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:48,541 THAT WAS WHEN YOU HAD THE IDEA... 481 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,911 OF MAKING ME YOUR DEPUTY. 482 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,554 WELL, WE'D BETTER GET THESE... THESE THINGS OFF THE FLOOR. 483 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,856 Luke: NO! GET AWAY! 484 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,526 Fletcher: IT'S HIM, SHERIFF! COME ON! 485 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,560 COME ON, BARN! 486 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,095 YEAH. ANDY, WAIT! 487 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,563 I'VE GOT TO GET MY... 488 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,632 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT! 489 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,034 I'VE GOT TO... GET MY BULLET. 490 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,707 Luke: NO! GET AWAY! 491 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,516 WHAT'S GOING ON? 492 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,817 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? 493 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,018 HE'S CAUGHT HIM. 494 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,520 I RECKON THAT'S ALL 495 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,854 THE PROOF WE'LL NEED. 496 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,122 WELL, I DECLARE. 497 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,791 IS IT POSSIBLE? 498 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,660 THEN HE WAS OUT THERE, STEALING A COW. 499 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,961 NOT EXACTLY A COW. 500 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,063 YOU'RE LOOKING AT WHAT HAPPENS 501 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,732 WHEN A NEARSIGHTED MAN 502 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,668 TRIES TO PUT SHOES ON A ORNERY OLD BULL. 503 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,080 BOY, WHEN AUNT BEE CLEANS OUT AN ATTIC, 504 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,650 SHE REALLY CLEANS OUT AN ATTIC, DON'T SHE? 505 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,653 THIS STUFF -- MNH. 506 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,455 PA? YEAH, WHAT? 507 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,856 WHAT'S THIS? 508 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,424 OH, THAT'S AN OLD UMBRELLA STAND 509 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,792 MADE OUT OF AN ELEPHANT'S FOOT. 510 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,594 AUNT BEE NEVER DID LIKE IT. 511 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,895 CAN I PLAY WITH IT? 512 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,764 SURE. 513 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,610 WELL, BARN, DID MR. UPCHURCH GET OFF ALL RIGHT? 514 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,547 YEP. YEAH, HE'S GONE, BUT HE WON'T FORGET US. 515 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,848 YOU RECKON? 516 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,750 NO. 517 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,652 I'D SAY THIS WHOLE THING'S TAUGHT HIM A VALUABLE LESSON. 518 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,220 YEAH? OH, YEAH. 519 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,822 SEE, UPCHURCH IS THE TYPE 520 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,957 THAT'S LIABLE TO GO ON INCONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE -- 521 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,793 YOU KNOW, HE SEES SOMETHING RIGHT OFF -- 522 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,761 HE JUMPS TO CONCLUSIONS, GETS CARRIED AWAY, 523 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,162 DOESN'T STOP TO THINK, YOU KNOW? 524 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,731 TYPICAL SHORTCOMING 525 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,633 THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO A SEASONED LAWMAN. 526 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,101 I DON'T KNOW, BARN. 527 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,936 HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB. 528 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,138 ANDY, WHAT'S THAT? 529 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,946 THAT'S AN ANIMAL TRACK! 530 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,582 IT IS! ANDY, THAT'S AN ELEPHANT! 531 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,917 THAT'S WHAT IT IS, IS AN ELEPHANT! 532 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,119 WHY, THERE'S A ROGUE ELEPHANT ON THE LOOSE! 533 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,887 HE'LL TRAMPLE THE CROPS, CARRY OFF THE BABIES! 534 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,489 ANDY, WE GOT TO MOVE! 535 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,257 YOU KNOW ANYBODY THAT'S GOT AN ELEPHANT GUN? 536 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,892 BARNEY, 537 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:23,095 I DON'T BELIEVE HE'LL GET VERY FAR ON JUST THREE LEGS. 538 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,831 THREE LEGS? 539 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,700 OPIE'S GOT THE FOURTH. 37182

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