1
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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...

2
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...

3
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.

4
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THE COWS WAS ALL HERE
AN HOUR AGO

5
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AND I HAD TO GO DOWN
AND FIX THE SEPARATOR.

6
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WHEN I GOT BACK,
ONE OF THEM HAD BEEN TAKEN.

7
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SURE SHE COULDN'T
HAVE JUST WANDERED OFF?

8
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NO, SIR. I KEEP
A TIGHT GATE.

9
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FURTHERMORE, I CHECKED
ON THE UPPER PASTURE.

10
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NO, SIR. SHE'S BEEN
STOLE, I TELL YOU

11
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SAME AS LADY HUFF'S
COW WAS STOLE.

12
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NOW, I WANT TO
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA DO ABOUT IT.

13
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WELL, WE'LL DO ALL WE CAN.

14
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WE PROMISE YOU THAT.

15
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I CAN'T GET MILK
OUT OF PROMISES.

16
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HEY, KEEP AWAY

17
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FROM THAT GATE.

18
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I JUST PUT
MY BIG BULL IN THERE

19
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SINCE THE POLICE AIN'T
GIVING ME NO PROTECTION

20
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MAYBE HE CAN.

21
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HERE COMES THE MAYOR.

22
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NOW, WHAT'S GOING
ON AROUND HERE?

23
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HELLO, TATE.
HOW'S CORNELIA?
OH, FINE.

24
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NOT A CLUE.

25
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NOT A SINGLE
BLESSED CLUE.

26
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YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT
WHAT I FIGURED.

27
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AIN'T NOTHIN' MUCH HERE
EXCEPT THEIR FOOTPRINTS.

28
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FOOTPRINTS?

29
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YEAH.

30
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ABOUT ALL WE GOT
TO GO ON NOW.

31
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SHOCKING, SHOCKING, SHOCKING,
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

32
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TWO COWS
HAVE BEEN STOLEN, SHERIFF.

33
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SOMETHING HAS GOT
TO BE DONE ABOUT ALL THIS.

34
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I EXPECT
YOU'RE RIGHT, MAYOR.

35
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THESE PEOPLE DESERVE
PROPER PROTECTION

36
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AND MY ADMINISTRATION
IS GONNA SEE TO IT

37
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THAT THEY GET IT.

38
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MAYOR, I TOLD FLETCH
WE'D DO ALL WE COULD.

39
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WELL, NOW, THAT DOESN'T
SEEM TO BE ENOUGH.

40
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WHAT'D I'D BETTER DO

41
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IS PHONE DOWN
TO THE CAPITOL

42
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HAVE THEM SEND UP
A REAL PROFESSIONAL.

43
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YES, SIR, TATE.

44
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BY JOLLY, I'M GOING

45
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TO SEE TO IT PERSONALLY
THAT YOU GET RESULTS.

46
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I'LL HAVE A MAN
HERE IN 24 HOURS

47
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A MAN WHO REALLY
KNOWS SOMETHING

48
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ABOUT SOLVING CRIMES.

49
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NO OFFENSE, SHERIFF.

50
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IT JUST HAS
TO BE DONE.

51
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YEAH, AND LISTEN, EDGAR,
I'D APPRECIATE IT

52
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IF YOU'D PRINT
THE DESCRIPTIONS

53
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OF THEM MISSING COWS
IN THE PAPER, TOO.

54
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RIGHT. BYE.

55
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WELL?

56
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THE MAYOR SAY WHEN
THAT FELLA'D BE COMING BY?

57
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NO. SOMETIME THIS
MORNING'S ALL I KNOW.

58
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN--
I DON'T LIKE IT.

59
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NOW, THE MAYOR
HAS GOT NO CALL

60
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TO SUPERSEDE
YOUR AUTHORITY LIKE THAT.

61
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WE CAN HANDLE THIS CASE
WITHOUT ANY OLD NOSY PARKER

62
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COMING UP HERE
FROM THE STATE CAPITAL.

63
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YEAH.

64
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ANDY, YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE
HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.

65
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NOW, WE GOT TO PROVE TO THEM
THAT WE CAN HANDLE THINGS

66
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OR THEY'LL BE SENDING OUTSIDERS
TO MEDDLE IN

67
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EVERY TIME WE TURN AROUND.

68
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BARNEY, MAYBE THIS FELLA
CAN BE OF SOME HELP.

69
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NO, NOT LIKELY.

70
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HE'S JUST AN INTERLOPER.

71
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ALL HE'LL BE DOIN'
IS INTERLOPIN'.

72
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NOW, WE GOT TO MAKE IT CLEAR
TO HIM THAT HE DON'T BELONG.

73
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WE GOT TO STAND TOGETHER
AND TURN ON THE BIG FREEZE.

74
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WELL, THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY.

75
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WELL...
NOTHING PERSONAL.

76
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JUST BEING
REALISTIC.

77
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BOY, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU GOT ME AROUND

78
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YOU KNOW THAT?

79
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YOU'D LET THESE FELLAS
JUST WALK ALL OVER YOU.

80
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NO, SIR,
I SAY WE FREEZE 'EM OUT.

81
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IS LUKE JENSON BACK?

82
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HUH? NO.

83
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HE'S STILL
IN ASHEVILLE COUNTY JAIL. WHY?

84
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THAT LOOKS LIKE
HIS DOG

85
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OVER THERE
AT ERNIE WALKER'S TRASH CAN.

86
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YEAH. THERE
COMES LUKE.

87
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THAT OLD HERMIT BACK IN TOWN?

88
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YEAH.

89
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THE BAD PENNY'S BACK.

90
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WANT ME
TO PICK HIM UP?

91
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NO, NO, NO. I DON'T --
I DON'T MEAN TO HOUND HIM.

92
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I'LL JUST GO OVER
AND SAY HELLO THOUGH.

93
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FELLOW LIKE LUKE,
IT'S A GOOD THING

94
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TO LET HIM
REST HIS EYES

95
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ON A SHERIFF'S BADGE
EVERY NOW AND THEN.

96
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YEAH.

97
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YEAH. WELL...

98
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ANDY?

99
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HMM?

100
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IF THAT INTERLOPER SHOWS UP

101
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YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S
GONNA GET FROM ME?

102
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WHAT?

103
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BIG FREEZE.

104
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GOOD MORNING, LUKE.

105
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SURE HAVE GOT A LOT OF NICE
THINGS ON SALE, AIN'T THEY?

106
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PRICES MARKED
REAL PLAIN ON EVERYTHING.

107
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YOU NOTICED THAT.

108
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FIGURIN' ON BUYIN'
A FRYIN' PAN?

109
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I AIN'T GOT
NO MONEY.

110
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AIN'T NO HARM
IN LOOKING'.

111
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NO, NO.
NO HARM IN LOOKING

112
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BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE
THAT "SERVE YOURSELF" SIGN

113
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TOO SERIOUSLY.

114
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SEE YOU, LUKE.

115
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, MACK?

116
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YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID, HUH?

117
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DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?

118
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"PRICES MARKED REAL PLAIN
ON EVERYTHING," HE SAID.

119
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HUH.

120
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WELL, HE KNOWS THAT

121
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POOR OL' LUKE
DON'T HAVE NO MONEY.

122
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YES.

123
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EVERYBODY KNOWS

124
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POOR OL' LUKE
DON'T HAVE NO MONEY.

125
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EVERYBODY.

126
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EVERYBODY, EXCEPT YOU AND ME.

127
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YEAH.

128
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YES, SIR.

129
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THAT'S HIM.
IT'S GOTTA BE.

130
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BIG, BLACK CAR,
CAPITAL CITY LICENSE.

131
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LET'S MAKE OUT
LIKE WE'RE NOT HERE.

132
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BARNEY!

133
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ALL RIGHT, BUT LET'S
NOT BEND AN INCH.

134
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LET'S SHOW HIM
HE'S GOT THE BOTH OF US

135
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TO STAND AGAINST.

136
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LET'S JUST GIVE HIM
THE BIG FREEZE.

137
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HOWDY.

138
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GOOD MORNING.

139
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I'M, UH, WILLIAM UPCHURCH OF THE
SPECIAL INVESTIGATION SECTION.

140
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YOU MUST BE
SHERIFF TAYLOR.

141
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UH, NO. THIS HERE
IS SHERIFF TAYLOR.

142
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I'M DEPUTY FIFE.

143
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OH, UH, SORRY.

144
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I JUST ASSUMED,
WHAT WITH THE SIDEARM

145
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AND THE TIE AND ALL,
THAT YOU MUST BE THE SHERIFF.

146
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OH, WELL, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.

147
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IT'S A LOGICAL MISTAKE.

148
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GLAD TO MEET YOU,
MR. UPCHURCH.

149
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NICE OF YOU TO COME DOWN
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

150
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OH, IT'S JUST
PART OF THE JOB.

151
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FIFE, DID YOU SAY?

152
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UH, WASN'T IT YOU
WHO MADE THAT SPECIAL REPORT

153
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ABOUT SAFETY PROCEDURES
ON COUNTRY ROADS?

154
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YEAH, THAT WAS ME.

155
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AND YOU HAD A
LITTLE JINGLE, TOO.

156
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"WALK ON THE LEFT
SIDE AFTER DARK

157
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OR YOU'LL WIND UP
PLAYIN' THE HARP."

158
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VERY EFFECTIVE.

159
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WELL, I JUST INJECTED
A NOTE OF HUMOR.

160
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IT MUST BE
GRATIFYING

161
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TO HAVE AN ALERT
NUMBER-TWO MAN.

162
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OH, IT IS.

163
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IT REALLY IS...
GRATIFYING.

164
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SIT DOWN, WON'T YOU?

165
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YEAH. LET ME GET YOU A CUSHION.

166
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HERE. SIT RIGHT DOWN.

167
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WE'VE GOT SOME FRESH COFFEE,
IF YOU'D LIKE SOME.

168
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UH, NO, THANK YOU.

169
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UH, ABOUT THE CASE,
MR. UPCHURCH,

170
00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,056
WE'RE DOIN' ALL WE CAN.

171
00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,225
OF COURSE, IF YOU'VE GOT
ANY SUGGESTIONS

172
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WE'D BE GLAD TO LISTEN.

173
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IN A BUSINESS LIKE THIS,
I ALWAYS SAY

174
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THE MORE COOPERATION
YOU CAN GET, THE BETTER.

175
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THAT'S GRATIFYING
TO HEAR, MR. FIFE.

176
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OH... BARNEY.

177
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BARNEY. I DO APPRECIATE
YOUR FRIENDLY ATTITUDE.

178
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I SOMETIMES FIND THE LOCAL
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
A BIT RESENTFUL.

179
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THEY REGARD ME
AS AN OUTSIDER.

180
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NO.

181
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OH, YES.

182
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YOU MEAN LIKE AN INTERLOPER?

183
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EXACTLY.

184
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THEY DO?
THEY DO.

185
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WELL, NOW, GETTING
DOWN TO THE CASE...

186
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YEAH, THE CASE.

187
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...I HAVE ONLY THE
SKETCHIEST DETAILS.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

188
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,221
BUT AS I
UNDERSTAND IT

189
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THERE'S BEEN SOME
CATTLE THIEVING.

190
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THAT'S RIGHT.

191
00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:37,858
I SUPPOSE
THE FIRST STEP

192
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WOULD BE A VISIT
TO THE PREMISES.

193
00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,061
YEAH. IT WOULD.

194
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WELL, FINE.

195
00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,898
LET'S JUST GO RIGHT ON OUT
TO THE PREMISES.

196
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RIGHT ON OUT TO 'EM.

197
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I'LL GET THE CAR.
IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE.

198
00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:48,802
I'LL HOPE
YOU'LL EXCUSE THE FACT

199
00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:49,837
THAT IT AIN'T
BEEN WASHED

200
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BUT I'VE JUST
BEEN SO BUSY.

201
00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,740
I UNDERSTAND.

202
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I SUPPOSE WE'D BETTER
PICK UP THE MAYOR, TOO

203
00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,943
SINCE HE'S THE ONE
WHO REQUESTED ME.

204
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FINE, FINE.
THE MORE THE MERRIER.

205
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BARN, LISTEN, REMEMBER--
ME AND YOU-- THE BIG FREEZE.

206
00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,294
LET'S HOLD IT
RIGHT HERE.

207
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,129
NOW, YOU WILL NOTICE

208
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THAT OVER THERE
IS A FENCE

209
00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:23,036
AND IN THE FENCE
IS A GATE.

210
00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,972
NOW, FOR ALL
APPARENT INDICATIONS

211
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THE MISSING ANIMAL
WAS REMOVED

212
00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,142
FROM THE
AFOREMENTIONED PREMISES

213
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BY MEANS OF UTILIZATION
OF THE GATE

214
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,582
WHICH IS IN THE FENCE.

215
00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,017
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
REASONABLE HYPOTHESIS

216
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,720
OF THE MODUS OPERANDI.

217
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,623
UH, YEAH. THAT'S
ANOTHER WAY TO PUT IT.

218
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,157
I WILL NOW
DEMONSTRATE

219
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,693
HOW EASILY

220
00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,962
THE GATE CAN BE OPENED
BY UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL.

221
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,968
FIFE, WE ALL KNOW
HOW A GATE OPENS.

222
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,638
THE MAIN THING NOW
IS TO GET THOSE COWS

223
00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,073
BACK TO THE GOOD PEOPLE
AND LOYAL SUPPORTERS

224
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,274
WHO OWN THEM.

225
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,143
MAYOR, THE DESCRIPTIONS
IS IN THE PAPER

226
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,912
AND FOLKS WILL BE
ON THE LOOKOUT

227
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,847
IF ANYBODY TRIES
TO SELL ONE OF 'EM.

228
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,584
UH... AREN'T THOSE
UH, FOOTPRINTS OVER THERE?

229
00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,020
WELL, YES. YES.

230
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,755
THOSE ARE
FOOTPRINTS.

231
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,725
I PRESUME YOU MADE
A MOULAGE, SHERIFF.

232
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,661
YOU KNOW WHAT
A MOULAGE IS, DON'T YOU?

233
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A PLASTER CAST
OF THE PRINTS.

234
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,232
NO. IT DIDN'T SEEM
LIKE IT'D BE MUCH HELP.

235
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,901
OH, IT COULD BE
VERY VALUABLE.

236
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,239
GATE OPENS
EASY ENOUGH

237
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,675
BUT WE'D BEST
KEEP IT CLOSED.

238
00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,376
WE GOT A BULL
IN THERE.

239
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,612
THE SHERIFF TELLS ME
YOU DECIDED

240
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,614
NOT TO MAKE A MOULAGE.

241
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,050
A MOULAGE?

242
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,351
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

243
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,287
WE DECIDED NOT
TO MAKE A MOULAGE.

244
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,056
OH, WE TOLD
A FEW PEOPLE

245
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,658
BUT WE DECIDED IT
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE

246
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,159
UPSETTING FOLKS
RUNNING AROUND

247
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,862
BLABBING, MAKING A
BIG MOULAGE OUT OF IT.

248
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,096
UH, BARNEY, HE MEANS

249
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,065
A PLASTER CAST
OF THE PRINTS.

250
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,035
THAT KIND
OF A MOULAGE.

251
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:06,006
WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE.

252
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,208
THE GROUND'S ALL BEEN
TRAMPLED ON NOW.

253
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,878
YOU GOT ANY LEADS, SHERIFF?

254
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,113
UH, NO,
NOTHING DEFINITE.

255
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,949
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
MR. UPCHURCH?

256
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,753
THIS IS DEFINITELY
THE WORK OF A GANG.

257
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,790
THERE ARE THREE SEPARATE SETS
OF FOOTPRINTS HERE.

258
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,659
IT COULDN'T BE THE WORK
OF JUST ONE MAN.

259
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,660
A GANG, HEH?

260
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,795
THREE MEN.

261
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:31,398
WELL, NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEPLACE.

262
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,433
GOOD WORK,
UPCHURCH.

263
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,769
OH, JUST
A BASIC OBSERVATION.

264
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,104
WELL, COME ON,
SHERIFF.

265
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,205
LET'S GET BUSY.

266
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,240
LET'S GO FIND
THOSE THREE FELLAS.

267
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,199
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE LADY.

268
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,769
THERE DON'T SEEM TO BE
ON ONE AROUND.

269
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:14,041
WHAT SAY YOU COME TAKE
A NICE WALK WITH OLD LUKE, HUH?

270
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,144
WELL, NOW, STEP PRETTY,
LITTLE LADY, STEP PRETTY.

271
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,346
COME ON. COME ON.

272
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,314
STEP PRETTY.

273
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,352
I THINK THAT CAN USE
JUST A TOUCH MORE PLASTER.

274
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,988
I ALWAYS LIKE
TO MAKE MY MOULAGES

275
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,389
A BIT ON THE SOLID SIDE.

276
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,793
I LIKE TO USE A LITTLE
EGG WHITE IN MINE--

277
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,829
MAKES THEM MOISTER
AND FLUFFIER.

278
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,163
ANDY, THIS IS NO JOKE.

279
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,132
IF WE'D HAVE
DONE THIS SOONER

280
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,934
WE'D HAVE HAD THIS CASE
WRAPPED UP BY NOW.

281
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,468
I HOPE IT HELPS, BARN.
I REALLY DO.

282
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,170
OH, IT WILL.

283
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,339
THAT MR. UPCHURCH IS A REAL PRO.
HE'S JUST SMART AS A WHIP.

284
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,341
YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KIND
OF MODERN CRIME-BUSTING

285
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,778
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING.

286
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,113
ALL READY HERE.

287
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,015
EXCUSE ME, ANDY.
IT'S MOULAGE TIME.

288
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:34,287
YES. THESE TELL THEIR
LITTLE STORY, ALL RIGHT.

289
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,156
LIKE SEE HERE.

290
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,159
NOW, THIS FELLA IS
PROBABLY THE LEADER...

291
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,193
UH-HUH.

292
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,196
BECAUSE THIS FELLA
ALWAYS WALKS

293
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,232
DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM.

294
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,035
YEAH. SORT OF LIKE
HERO WORSHIP.

295
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,169
THAT'S RIGHT.

296
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,038
PRETTY SMART OUTFIT.

297
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,273
DON'T SEEM
SO SMART TO ME.

298
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,208
LOOK AT OLD NUMBER TWO THERE.

299
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,244
INSTEAD OF
FOLLOWING HIS LEADER

300
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,545
HE WALKED
RIGHT THROUGH

301
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,512
THAT MUD HOLE.

302
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,881
YEAH, HE DID.

303
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,383
WELL, IT, UH... DOESN'T
MEAN A THING.

304
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,118
REMEMBER, IT WAS NIGHT.

305
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,587
IT'S HARD TO SEE PUDDLES
IN THE DARK.

306
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,990
THAT'S RIGHT, ANDY.

307
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,125
YOU COULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT.

308
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:16,563
MY MOULAGE
AIN'T TOO THICK, IS IT?

309
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,899
NO. IT'S JUST RIGHT.

310
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,334
WELL, THIS WILL SET
UP FAST, AND THEN

311
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,504
WE'LL TAKE THE CASTS IN
FOR EXTENDED DATA ANALYSIS.

312
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,573
YEAH, I WAS JUST GONNA
SUGGEST THAT MYSELF.

313
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,975
LET ME POUR.

314
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,485
A-HA. THERE.

315
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,621
I'VE MEASURED THE DEPTH
OF EACH OF THESE FOOTPRINTS

316
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,124
AND THAT GIVES US
AN IDEA OF THE WEIGHT

317
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,860
OF EACH MAN WHO MADE
EACH PARTICULAR PRINT.

318
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,229
THAT'S VERY GOOD.

319
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,531
YOU SEE, MAYOR,
THE HEAVIER THE MAN IS,

320
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,903
THE DEEPER HIS FEET SINK
INTO THE GROUND.

321
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,038
OH, REALLY?

322
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,110
LEASTWAYS, THAT'S THE WAY
ME AND UPCHURCH SEE IT.

323
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,014
OUR MEASUREMENTS INDICATE
THAT ONE MAN, ABEL

324
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,250
IS OF AVERAGE WEIGHT,
OR PERHAPS SLIGHTLY LESS

325
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,020
WHILE THE TWO OTHERS
WHOM WE'VE DESIGNATED

326
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,023
AS BAKER AND CHARLIE
ARE HEAVIER.

327
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,891
MUCH HEAVIER.

328
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,293
EXACT WEIGHTS
ARE DIFFICULT TO ASCERTAIN

329
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,162
BUT A SEASONED GUESS

330
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:26,900
WOULD PUT THEM
IN EXCESS OF 250 POUNDS.

331
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,101
OH?

332
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,137
YOU SEE, MAYOR,
I DON'T THINK

333
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,572
YOU'RE GETTING
THE OVERALL PICTURE.

334
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,909
NOW, ABEL THERE
IS A SMALL MAN

335
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,011
WHEREAS BAKER
AND CHARLIE...

336
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,451
FIFE, DON'T EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

337
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,389
WELL, I DECLARE,
UPCHURCH

338
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,591
THIS IS REALLY
SOMETHING.

339
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,660
DID YOU
HEAR THAT,
SHERIFF?

340
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,197
SHERIFF!

341
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,232
UM, YEAH, I HEARD.

342
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,001
THAT MAKES GOOD SENSE.

343
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,702
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU OVER HERE,
PAYING ATTENTION?

344
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,071
I WAS LISTENING.

345
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,139
I WAS JUST LOOKING
OUT THE WINDOW.

346
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,976
SHERIFF, WILL YOU PLEASE

347
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,543
STOP GUMPING OUT
THAT WINDOW

348
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,711
AND GET ON THE BALL?

349
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,480
NOW AT LAST
WE'VE GOT A LEAD

350
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,048
ON THOSE THREE CROOKS--

351
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,017
TWO BIG ONES
AND ONE LITTLER.

352
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,152
NOW I WANT
THIS CRIME WAVE STOPPED.

353
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,589
I WANT CONSTANT PATROLS
ON EVERY PLACE THAT KEEPS COWS.

354
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,258
BY JOLLY, I WANT THOSE
THREE MEN BROUGHT IN.

355
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,027
MR. MAYOR,
WE'LL BRING THEM IN, ALL RIGHT,

356
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,996
NOW THAT WE'VE GOT
A MAKE ON THEM.

357
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:29,997
RIGHT, AND?

358
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,198
RIGHT.

359
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,400
WELL, LET'S
GET TO IT.

360
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,725
SARAH, GET ME TATE FLETCHER.

361
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,662
WELL, I DON'T KNOW, SHERIFF.

362
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:06,366
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT
OF DURN AWFUL FOOLISHNESS TO ME.

363
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,101
WELL, IT COULD BE, FLETCH

364
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,470
BUT THEN AGAIN, IT MIGHT
JUST END THIS COW STEALING.

365
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,540
HOW LONG DO I HAVE
TO STAY HERE?

366
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,375
JUST BE PATIENT NOW, FLETCH.

367
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,678
OLD LUKE, HE COMES BY HERE
EVERY DAY ABOUT THIS TIME.

368
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,680
I'D LIKE TO GET ON
BACK TO THE FARM.

369
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,549
I'VE GOT A...
SHH, SHH.

370
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,085
:
YEAH, THAT'S
A NICE COW

371
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,519
YOU GOT THERE,
FLETCH.

372
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,520
YOU TAKE CARE.

373
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,422
DON'T LET ANYBODY
STEAL HER.

374
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,224
BETTER KEEP HER
FASTENED UP

375
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,425
IN YOUR CORRAL.

376
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,361
YOU GOT ANY LEADS
ON THE COW THIEVES?

377
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,728
NO, NOTHING DEFINITE,
BUT WE KNOW

378
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,064
THERE'S THREE
OF THEM.

379
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,765
TWO OF THEM'S
PRETTY GOOD-SIZE MEN.

380
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,567
SO IF ANYBODY OF
THAT DESCRIPTION

381
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,634
COMES BY YOUR PLACE

382
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,103
YOU LET ME KNOW.

383
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,505
CHANCES ARE, I'LL BE
WORKING REAL LATE

384
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,107
AT THE OFFICE TONIGHT

385
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,742
SO YOU CAN GET A CALL
THROUGH TO ME HERE.

386
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,778
I'LL SEE YOU, FLETCH.

387
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,153
YOU HEAR THAT, MACK?

388
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:09,429
SOME BAD FELLAS
BEEN STEALING COWS.

389
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,431
YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT,
DO YOU?

390
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,732
HUH?

391
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:17,070
SEEMS, UH, THREE FELLAS
BEEN DOING IT,

392
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,672
TWO OF THEM PRETTY GOOD SIZE.

393
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,776
YES.

394
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,212
THREE FELLAS.

395
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,348
MACK...

396
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,183
MACK...

397
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:34,121
THE SHERIFF IS GONNA BE IN
HIS OFFICE EXTRA LATE TONIGHT.

398
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,855
YEAH.

399
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690
THIS MIGHT BE JUST THE NIGHT

400
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,360
FOR THOSE THREE FELLAS
TO TAKE ANOTHER WALK.

401
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,633
I STILL DON'T THINK MUCH
OF THE IDEA.

402
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,402
WELL, TIME
WILL TELL, FLETCH.

403
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,372
BETTER GET AWAY
FROM THAT WINDOW.

404
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,513
COME RIGHT ON IN.

405
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,781
HELLO, MAYOR.

406
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,416
SHERIFF,
WHAT IS ALL THIS?

407
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,153
WHY HAVE YOU PULLED
THESE MEN IN OFF PATROL?

408
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,221
THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE HELP

409
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,456
TO CATCH A COW THIEF.

410
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,723
THE COW THIEVES?
HERE?

411
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,359
CHANCES LOOK
PRETTY GOOD.

412
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,261
WELL, I'D BE
PROUD TO KNOW

413
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,696
HOW YOU FIGURED
THAT OUT, SHERIFF.

414
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,865
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT, MAYOR.

415
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,301
THIS HERE'S THE WAY

416
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,570
THE PRINTS LINE UP,
AIN'T IT?

417
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,505
YES, UH...
APPROXIMATELY.

418
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,639
MM-HMM.

419
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,141
THERE SEEMS TO BE

420
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,109
ONE SET OF PRINTS MISSING.

421
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,514
I DON'T GET YOU, ANDY.

422
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,582
THEY'RE
ALL HERE--

423
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,916
ABEL, BAKER
AND CHARLIE.

424
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,786
WHERE'S THE PRINTS
MADE BY THE COW?

425
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,857
THE COW?

426
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,860
THE COW?

427
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,462
YEAH.

428
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:53,300
THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE THE COW'S PRINTS ARE HERE.

429
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,867
NOW, THESE
TWO FELLAS HERE--

430
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,537
THEY ALWAYS SEEM
TO FOLLOW THIS FELLA.

431
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,373
THAT RIGHT THERE
MIGHT SUGGEST SOMETHING.

432
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,774
WHAT?

433
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:06,846
WELL, THESE PRINTS
COULD BE MADE BY THREE MEN.

434
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:11,884
THEN AGAIN, THEY COULD BE
MADE BY A MAN AND A COW.

435
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,920
A COW?!

436
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,557
SHOES ON A COW?

437
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,260
THAT WOULD SEEM
TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

438
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,730
AND THAT MAN
JUST COULD BE LUKE JENSON.

439
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,735
SHERIFF TAYLOR,
DID YOU CALL THESE MEN

440
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,337
AWAY FROM THEIR DUTY

441
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,240
JUST TO GIVE THEM
THAT HAREBRAINED IDEA?

442
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,743
I FIGURED THEY'D NEED
SOME HELP.

443
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,212
LUKE KNOWS FLETCH
HAS GOT A PRIZE COW OUT THERE

444
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,913
AND I FIGURED
HE'LL COME BY TONIGHT

445
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,415
TO HELP HISSELF TO IT.

446
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,451
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE
WAITING FOR HIM?

447
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,718
HE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT.

448
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,787
LUKE OR HIS DOG
WOULD SPOT US FOR SURE.

449
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,656
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM
WITH THE EVIDENCE

450
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,558
SO I FIGURED WE'D WAIT IN HERE
AND LET HIM TURN HISSELF IN.

451
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,992
YOU SEE --

452
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,994
SHERIFF, I AM
A PATIENT MAN

453
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,629
BUT I'VE
HEARD ENOUGH.

454
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,398
I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH.

455
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,699
I AM NOT GOING TO PERMIT

456
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,568
THE ENTIRE LAW FORCE
OF MAYBERRY

457
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,536
TO SET AROUND
IN SOMEBODY'S PARLOR

458
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,937
ON SOME IMPOSSIBLE THEORY

459
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,940
WHILE THOSE CROOKS COULD BE
CLEANING OUT EVERY FARM

460
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,509
IN THE COUNTY.

461
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,344
COME ON, MEN.

462
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,652
YOU COMING?

463
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,289
NO. I'M GOING TO STAY HERE.

464
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,592
DEPUTY FIFE...

465
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,968
WELL, SHERIFF,
I, UH...

466
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,639
I'LL GO MAKE US
A POT OF COFFEE.

467
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,990
WELL?

468
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,036
I-I JUST, UH...

469
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,573
THOUGHT I'D, UH...
WAIT WITH YOU A SPELL.

470
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,045
WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT,
BARN, BUT...

471
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,514
MAYOR COULD BE RIGHT.

472
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,785
COULD BE A KIND
OF A HAREBRAINED IDEA.

473
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,555
WELL, I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.

474
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,559
I WAS ALMOST OUT
TO THE CAR, AND...

475
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,894
I GOT TO REMEMBERING...

476
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,897
ANOTHER TIME
A FEW YEARS BACK WHEN...

477
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,666
ANOTHER MAYOR OF OUR TOWN

478
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,101
ACCUSED YOU OF HAVING
A HAREBRAINED IDEA.

479
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,437
REMEMBER THAT?

480
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:48,541
THAT WAS WHEN
YOU HAD THE IDEA...

481
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,911
OF MAKING ME YOUR DEPUTY.

482
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,554
WELL, WE'D BETTER GET THESE...
THESE THINGS OFF THE FLOOR.

483
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,856
Luke:
NO! GET AWAY!

484
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,526
Fletcher:
IT'S HIM, SHERIFF!
COME ON!

485
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,560
COME ON, BARN!

486
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,095
YEAH. ANDY, WAIT!

487
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,563
I'VE GOT TO GET MY...

488
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,632
WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT!

489
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,034
I'VE GOT TO... GET MY BULLET.

490
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,707
Luke:
NO! GET AWAY!

491
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,516
WHAT'S GOING ON?

492
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,817
WHAT'S
THE TROUBLE?

493
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,018
HE'S CAUGHT HIM.

494
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,520
I RECKON
THAT'S ALL

495
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,854
THE PROOF
WE'LL NEED.

496
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,122
WELL, I DECLARE.

497
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,791
IS IT POSSIBLE?

498
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,660
THEN HE WAS OUT THERE,
STEALING A COW.

499
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,961
NOT EXACTLY A COW.

500
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,063
YOU'RE LOOKING
AT WHAT HAPPENS

501
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,732
WHEN A NEARSIGHTED MAN

502
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,668
TRIES TO PUT SHOES
ON A ORNERY OLD BULL.

503
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,080
BOY, WHEN AUNT BEE
CLEANS OUT AN ATTIC,

504
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,650
SHE REALLY CLEANS OUT
AN ATTIC, DON'T SHE?

505
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,653
THIS STUFF -- MNH.

506
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,455
PA?
YEAH, WHAT?

507
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,856
WHAT'S THIS?

508
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,424
OH, THAT'S
AN OLD UMBRELLA STAND

509
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,792
MADE OUT OF
AN ELEPHANT'S FOOT.

510
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,594
AUNT BEE NEVER DID LIKE IT.

511
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,895
CAN I PLAY WITH IT?

512
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,764
SURE.

513
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,610
WELL, BARN, DID MR. UPCHURCH
GET OFF ALL RIGHT?

514
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,547
YEP. YEAH, HE'S GONE,
BUT HE WON'T FORGET US.

515
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,848
YOU RECKON?

516
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,750
NO.

517
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,652
I'D SAY THIS WHOLE THING'S
TAUGHT HIM A VALUABLE LESSON.

518
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,220
YEAH?
OH, YEAH.

519
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,822
SEE, UPCHURCH IS THE TYPE

520
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,957
THAT'S LIABLE TO GO
ON INCONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE --

521
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,793
YOU KNOW,
HE SEES SOMETHING RIGHT OFF --

522
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,761
HE JUMPS TO CONCLUSIONS,
GETS CARRIED AWAY,

523
00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,162
DOESN'T STOP TO THINK,
YOU KNOW?

524
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,731
TYPICAL SHORTCOMING

525
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,633
THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO A SEASONED LAWMAN.

526
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,101
I DON'T KNOW, BARN.

527
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,936
HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB.

528
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,138
ANDY, WHAT'S THAT?

529
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,946
THAT'S AN ANIMAL TRACK!

530
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,582
IT IS!
ANDY, THAT'S AN ELEPHANT!

531
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,917
THAT'S WHAT IT IS,
IS AN ELEPHANT!

532
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,119
WHY, THERE'S A ROGUE ELEPHANT
ON THE LOOSE!

533
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,887
HE'LL TRAMPLE THE CROPS,
CARRY OFF THE BABIES!

534
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,489
ANDY, WE GOT TO MOVE!

535
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,257
YOU KNOW ANYBODY THAT'S GOT
AN ELEPHANT GUN?

536
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,892
BARNEY,

537
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:23,095
I DON'T BELIEVE HE'LL GET
VERY FAR ON JUST THREE LEGS.

538
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,831
THREE LEGS?

539
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,700
OPIE'S GOT THE FOURTH.


