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First love.
We've all been through it.
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It can really take a hold of you.
Make you do some pretty crazy things.
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They remind me of my first love.
But...
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Imogen would never wear
that much jewelry.
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And I wouldn't be caught dead
in shoes like that.
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-Your coffee. I'm sorry about the wait.
-Thanks.
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I remember when I first met her.
It was in this...
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cool dive we used
to hang out at.
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I guess we thought it was cool
because they didn't check IDs, but...
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Anyway...
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she sure looked great
that night.
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There's no way! No way!
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No way!
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There's no way!
No way.
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Get outta here!
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-Totally true.
-You're such a liar.
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-They'd never had anyone so talented.
-They said that? For real?
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-They want to put me under contract.
-You did it with a chick...
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somebody filmed. I can go to the store
and rent it. You got paid US$2,5OO?
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-Right, but they will tax that.
-This is the most uncanny thing...
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...I've ever heard of.
-She's supposed to stop by later.
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-Who?
-My co-star.
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Hold on! You're telling me, the one
that you hot-housed in the movie...
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...is coming here tonight?
-Are you two going out now?
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She's cool, but I'm not into dating
people at the office.
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Wait. Just hold it. Monk, c'mon,
you gotta break me into this business.
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Look at me and then look at you.
I'm far better looking.
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No doubt in my mind
that you are, my friend.
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But I'm afraid
you're way too small.
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Get outta here.
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I got it. And I can outlast anyone
in this goddamn town!
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-Then take a challenge.
-Let's go!
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New freshman. Name's Lana.
She's always grabby.
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Loves fooling around.
Go get lit with her...
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and take her back to the dorm. I'll be
in Al's bunk, so she won't see me.
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If you don't show, you have to buy me
an all-you-can-eat sushi dinner.
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-When I win?
-Then I'll get you an audition.
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You got yourself a bet.
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You ever heard of that
drinking game, "Quarters"?
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Where am I going to sleep?
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With that freshman.
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-"She's Got You".
-What?
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-It's a better pick than "Crazy".
-Depends on your mood, I guess.
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-Do you like Patsy Cline?
-Yeah! Patsy, Billie, Joni.
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All the great female singers.
My mom's influence. She spins.
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-Get out of here!
-Been a DJ her whole life.
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You can't watch me pick, okay?
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Okay.
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I had to choose dance stuff because
this place needs friction.
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-I'm Imogen.
-Imogen?
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-My mom picked it out of a name book.
-Practical.
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I'm Al.
Alfred Connelly.
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-Are you a junior?
-Sophomore. Are you a soph...?
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Are you a freshman?
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-This is a great pick for adrenaline.
-Have to endorphinize.
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Later.
Singing, baby.
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That guy looks like Jim Morrison,
from The Doors.
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His name is Jim Morrison.
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You okay?
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That's what I get for drinking
in between drinks.
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Wait.
Got to come up for air.
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We're going to the Cat
and Mouse tavern. Coming?
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-I see you with the twig in the corner.
-The frat boy without a frat.
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-Al, this is Lana. Lana, Al.
-Hey you, Aley.
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I'm going back to twig boy and then
we're going out. So, later.
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She's really cool once you get to
know her. Do you wanna come?
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I'd like to, but you should go
rage with the freshmen.
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-I have my internship tomorrow.
-Doing what?
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My dad has a cooking show,
so I'm learning about TV.
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But I kinda would really like
to be a cook myself.
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-Is he the chef?
-He's Chef Ray.
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Your dad is Chef Ray?
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Now Al, I want you to get this.
You cut into a piece of Jarlsberg...
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you do not abuse the rind.
You don't say...
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well, the rind is an inch big,
so I'm just gonna cut and chuck it.
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You cut at the edge,
right here.
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You know how much you're gonna
save? Are you seeing this?
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You start adding these up,
that's fondue for a nation, buddy.
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-Yes, Daddy.
-"Yes, Daddy". You are so smart.
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My mom gave me one of his books. She
actually thinks I'm gonna cook here.
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Imogen!
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I'm in Sullivan's if you wanna come
over and listen to music sometime.
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I'd like that.
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Skinny. Do you know where
the man they call Horse is?
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Monk?
Actually, he just left.
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Well, I guess that
just leaves you and me.
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-So you're in the business too?
-No. No.
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-I'm Al. Monk's room-mate.
-Al, Monk's room-mate...
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...buy Cyrus a drink.
-A friend of his is a friend of mine.
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-She'll have a...
-An Old-Fashioned.
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And a beer.
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So...
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...what kind of name is Cyrus?
-A man's.
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Can I ask you a favor, Al?
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Pass this to the Ox.
He's expecting it.
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-Do you go to school with us?
-I was at the MIT doing chemistry.
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-And?
-And...
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I'm taking a break
to explore myself.
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Kinda like taking a break
to find yourself?
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I'm looking to share myself.
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And it looks like the
Sixties are in town.
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Come on, you guys.
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You're the cutest one
in New York.
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I got the most incredible rush
when I hugged him that night.
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But as a freshman I made a rule
for myself: no boyfriends.
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In high school, I was always in
relationships. For the first time...
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I just wanted to be free to have a good
time. But after seeing him in the bar...
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What can I say?
I couldn't help myself.
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I thought for sure
he wasn't interested.
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But when I saw him in the courtyard,
I knew I had to throw away all rules.
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Monk...
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-What's going on?
-I got action.
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That sounds good.
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It was poetry, Al. The kind that makes
you think about the first time.
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Hicks, cut the crap. Look,
what's going on? And who's in there?
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-We get naked.
-And then what?
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-She did it.
-Did what?
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-I couldn't believe it.
-Believe what?
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-It had never happened to me before.
-What happened?
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She...
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she...
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she shoved...
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her finger in my butt.
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-In my... you know.
-My God.
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My God!
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Does this mean I'm gay?
Am I gay?
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-Then again...
-Shut up.
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I saw the film last night.
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It's not bad.
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That chariot sequence must've
been kind of tricky.
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That old and still in love.
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-You ever been in love?
-Sarah. All through high school.
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Tingles and everything.
Lost my virginity to her.
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-But that's all extinct.
-Why?
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Because it happens.
It's a probable fatality.
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-How old are we?
-2O.
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We don't need love in our lives.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Hung over?
-It's ghastly.
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Usually my parents never let me
drink more than two. Come in.
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-Nice to have a single.
-It's the only lottery I've never won.
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Something sacred.
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Thank you.
Cake is my world.
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I feel like I should pay admission.
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These are really, really good.
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Why, thank you.
I'm not gonna major in it, though.
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Why not?
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I was supposed to go to the
Art Institute in San Francisco. But...
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my parents think that fine arts is for
graduate study, or something to do...
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on weekends.
Did you always wanna be a chef?
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Actually, when I was younger I kind
of wanted to be a singer-songwriter.
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-Me too.
-Really?
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-But I've absolutely no musical talent.
-Me neither.
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But that's how I found painting.
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Come here. Let me show
you my album covers.
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See?
I would paint myself in them.
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These are so good!
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-Sister?
-No, I'm an only child.
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-Me too.
-We're prime for psychoanalysis.
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-Tell me about it.
-So can I psychoanalyze you?
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Sure.
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Childhood: good or bad?
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-Good and bad.
-Favorite foods?
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This is such an intense
subject for me.
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Fish. I love fish.
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-Have you ever been to Oceana?
-No.
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It's the most amazing restaurant.
It's truly religious.
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-Vices?
-Sleeping, beer, wine, cheese.
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Cigarettes, fashion magazines...
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TV, chocolate...
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...underachievers.
-You're single though, right?
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-It's supposed to be about you, not me.
-It's been about you a little bit.
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Who was your first kiss?
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-I don't know her name.
-What?
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I was twelve.
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I'd just finished at the dentist,
who had Novocained my whole mouth.
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My mom was supposed to pick me up.
And this lady comes out of this shop.
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And she dropped something
out of her pocket. A ring.
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I picked it up.
I tried to call out to her...
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but my mouth wasn't opening
too much and it was all slurred.
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She smiled.
So finally...
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I gave it to her.
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And then she kissed me.
A real kiss.
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And even though I couldn't feel
anything, I got excited.
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-Such a weird story.
-It was weird.
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But then I felt powerful,
like I could kiss anybody.
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How about you?
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-I was eleven. My gym partner.
-You kiss like a fish.
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He was a jerk.
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-Some people like that kind of thing.
-Not when you're eleven and a half.
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What kind of girls did you
date in high school?
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First there was Megan Brokski,
a tenth-grade cheerleader.
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Go, Al!
My cute little beau!
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Take me out
for a good time, yo!
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Then there was Faith Keenan,
the eleventh-grade klepto.
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Here, hide these.
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And Haley Heller, the
twelfth-grade science prodigy.
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Look at this rare slug
I found in your garden.
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-How about you?
-There was Ted McGurran.
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-He was allergic to me.
-We can work things out.
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Gabe Stiano. New Age
freak with the crystal.
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If you hold this, things
will work out. I know it.
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And Ricky James.
But my dog didn't like him.
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So, can you make
any conclusions, doctor?
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And why not?
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-Because I need to know the rest.
-Have you ever been to India?
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I just knew she'd appreciate
a place like this.
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I just felt completely
comfortable with him.
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-Do I have anything in my teeth?
-No.
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Do l?
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What?
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She even stuck around while I got
some secret cooking tips.
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His passion for food
was adorable.
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And there, in the middle of the park,
we had our first kiss.
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That kiss belongs in a box so I
can show my grandkids one day.
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Can I use your bathroom?
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-Can you smell the essence, Emogin?
-Imogen.
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-Imogen.
-Yes, it's very nice.
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You know, it's like in music.
You know how tone is intangible?
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This is tone, except to the palate.
It is so powerful.
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Easy, tiger! We don't want her to think
we're part of some epicurean cult.
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All right, I need the pepper now.
Right now. A little sprinkle, okay?
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That's a shower,
not a sprinkle.
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You have to learn to live
in the in-between.
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So, how long have you
guys been together?
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-Two months.
-And a week.
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-But, who's counting?
-Do you have a song?
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-Actually, no.
-Not yet.
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-But everybody should have a song.
-We have a song.
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I'm not going to sing it.
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I got a great idea. Why don't I show
Imogen my record collection?
232
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:01,245
Then you can pick out a track. And
I can dedicate it to you on the air.
233
00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:04,383
This is perfect, come here.
I keep everything upstairs.
234
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:09,858
Alfred, she is adorable.
Get back to those potatoes.
235
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:20,107
-What song did my mom suggest?
-Something personal and timeless.
236
00:21:20,307 --> 00:21:21,776
-A classic.
-So...
237
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,849
-"You Can Be My Bitch", by Master B?
-The live version or radio edit?
238
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:28,720
Live, since he burns the stage down
and starts a riot.
239
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,257
Nice.
Very nice.
240
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:37,933
-How about "Endless Love"?
-Doesn't one of them die in the end?
241
00:21:39,302 --> 00:21:41,272
Good point.
242
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,947
-I've got it.
-What?
243
00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:55,160
A little soul
is necessary in life.
244
00:22:23,837 --> 00:22:26,207
Excuse me.
245
00:23:07,837 --> 00:23:12,010
-Stick with the painting thing, please.
-Sometimes you just got to loosen up.
246
00:23:15,014 --> 00:23:17,685
Can't be an old man.
247
00:23:23,427 --> 00:23:25,030
You rock!
248
00:23:25,497 --> 00:23:27,767
You know, I taught her that.
249
00:23:28,969 --> 00:23:32,540
All right, maybe I had
to loosen up a little.
250
00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:36,814
So I volunteered
for her art project.
251
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,588
-This sucks.
-Don't move an inch.
252
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:45,760
-You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
-More than you know.
253
00:23:50,502 --> 00:23:53,305
As you've heard many times
before right here...
254
00:23:53,506 --> 00:23:57,278
you're not prepared to cook vegetables
unless you're prepared to pick them.
255
00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:02,086
You don' t just ask anybody to dance.
You ask the girl that looks good to you.
256
00:24:02,286 --> 00:24:05,590
Now, what's wrong
with this picture?
257
00:24:05,858 --> 00:24:09,029
This lady has had
a night of self-indulgence.
258
00:24:09,429 --> 00:24:11,432
You don't take her home
to your mom.
259
00:24:12,434 --> 00:24:17,175
This is perfection.
"P" for perfect.
260
00:24:17,408 --> 00:24:19,846
No detergents
smelling up her aroma.
261
00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:22,716
No bruises shading her figure.
262
00:24:23,117 --> 00:24:26,522
No, this is perfect. Wait!
Where is Al?
263
00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:28,892
Alfred?
264
00:24:29,961 --> 00:24:33,867
There he is. Al, my son.
Al, come out here. Come on.
265
00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:36,838
Don't dawdle. These people
have got places do go.
266
00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:38,908
My son, Al,
ladies and gentlemen.
267
00:24:42,046 --> 00:24:45,852
He's going to be a chef too.
He's so cute.
268
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:50,726
Feel that. You tell me,
is that perfection?
269
00:24:51,093 --> 00:24:53,497
Yeah, it's pretty ripe.
270
00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:57,369
Al knows how to pick perfection.
How do I know?
271
00:24:57,569 --> 00:25:02,878
Because she's in the audience
right now. And she is a tomato.
272
00:25:03,078 --> 00:25:07,251
Imogen. I said it right this time.
Stand up, honey.
273
00:25:07,651 --> 00:25:11,590
Stand up. Come on.
There she is.
274
00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:16,965
-Say hello to your parents.
-Hi.
275
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:22,040
-Did you pick perfection or what?
-Yeah, dad. She's perfect for me.
276
00:25:37,297 --> 00:25:42,070
When you're falling in love, sometimes
one night makes it complete.
277
00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,640
In our case, it was my birthday.
278
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:50,082
Imogen went all out.
279
00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:01,199
"Find the other candle."
280
00:26:02,267 --> 00:26:03,970
The other candle?
281
00:26:29,275 --> 00:26:31,545
Happy birthday.
282
00:26:53,077 --> 00:26:55,648
-You look...
-You like?
283
00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,789
-I like it a lot.
-Good.
284
00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:05,129
-Where are we?
-I wanted this night to be special.
285
00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:09,002
I wanted to share something that's
important to me with you.
286
00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:12,574
This is my favorite place
in New York. I come here a lot...
287
00:27:12,774 --> 00:27:16,647
if I'm feeling down or homesick,
or if I just need a little inspiration.
288
00:27:16,847 --> 00:27:19,017
This place has real soul.
289
00:27:19,217 --> 00:27:23,190
It's not like those cheesy art galleries
which have T-shirts and postcards.
290
00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,393
This is why I want
to be an artist.
291
00:27:26,996 --> 00:27:29,132
Here, come on.
292
00:27:30,635 --> 00:27:32,905
They're all so beautiful.
293
00:27:33,105 --> 00:27:37,478
I don't know much about art.
I kind of stopped with finger-painting.
294
00:27:37,678 --> 00:27:41,317
But I like this...
295
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,590
...blurry one.
-It's impressionistic.
296
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:49,095
It's not about how you see the world.
It's how the artist sees it.
297
00:27:49,564 --> 00:27:52,568
It's somehow completely personal.
298
00:27:53,570 --> 00:27:55,739
What do you see in this?
299
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,748
-Morning?
-Morning.
300
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:07,424
Well, yeah. See, because all the
colors, the oranges and yellows...
301
00:28:07,624 --> 00:28:11,363
it kinda reminds me of
two people having eggs.
302
00:28:12,966 --> 00:28:15,869
-I don' t know.
-Do you see what the artist did...
303
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,139
with the way the colors
blend with the light?
304
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:21,578
And the brush technique says
something about the ambiance.
305
00:28:21,778 --> 00:28:25,150
It sets a mood with
its luminous tones...
306
00:28:25,951 --> 00:28:29,624
and brilliant colors.
It's really just a moment captured...
307
00:28:29,857 --> 00:28:32,294
but in away that
makes it feel...
308
00:28:32,996 --> 00:28:34,898
alive.
309
00:28:38,371 --> 00:28:41,341
You make me feel alive.
310
00:28:52,926 --> 00:28:56,298
This is the best birthday
I've ever had.
311
00:28:56,898 --> 00:28:59,268
There's more upstairs.
312
00:29:29,615 --> 00:29:31,818
I'm falling in love with you.
313
00:29:35,156 --> 00:29:37,927
I love you.
314
00:29:43,802 --> 00:29:49,244
-What about foreplay?
-We've had it for 3 months. Relax.
315
00:29:53,217 --> 00:29:57,289
It'll never be that
fast again. I promise.
316
00:30:02,064 --> 00:30:04,734
Look, I was really nervous
that first night...
317
00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:07,638
but I think I more than made up
for it the second time.
318
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,909
He really did make up for it.
319
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,446
And the cake was
a perfect encore.
320
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:15,417
She used to do
the cutest things...
321
00:30:15,618 --> 00:30:19,189
Like scratching my stomach
when she wanted it in the morning.
322
00:30:22,194 --> 00:30:25,633
Understandably, we'd have to keep
our faces from each other.
323
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,437
Morning breath is a killer.
324
00:30:31,475 --> 00:30:35,648
Of course, when he wanted it
in the morning he wasn't so subtle.
325
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,594
-But those were the best days.
-The honeymoon days...
326
00:30:44,795 --> 00:30:47,065
-Where nothing mattered.
-Nothing but us.
327
00:30:47,265 --> 00:30:49,268
But it wouldn't be long before
the year was over ...
328
00:30:49,469 --> 00:30:53,742
-I was going to France that summer.
-I told her it's only France, 3 months.
329
00:30:53,942 --> 00:30:56,713
-It wouldn't be so bad.
-I didn't want to leave.
330
00:30:56,913 --> 00:31:00,552
I didn't want the year to end.
It was the best year of my life.
331
00:31:00,753 --> 00:31:03,223
I'm in love.
332
00:31:05,593 --> 00:31:10,601
-Tingles and everything?
-Yeah, tingles and everything.
333
00:31:10,801 --> 00:31:16,009
Love is a hoax. Our emotions are
all provoked by chemical reactions.
334
00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,913
It creates this euphoria
that makes you stupid.
335
00:31:19,915 --> 00:31:23,854
It's all biochemistry. Trust me.
It was my major.
336
00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:28,127
I'm afraid it's true, Al.
All romantics are simply addicts.
337
00:31:28,494 --> 00:31:31,966
You guys just need to experience
something of substance.
338
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,837
-Then you'll know my language.
-Prove this love.
339
00:31:35,037 --> 00:31:38,242
You speak of its power.
Why not show us?
340
00:31:40,412 --> 00:31:44,652
One of these is love,
the other, illusion.
341
00:31:45,454 --> 00:31:48,926
Drink each and choose,
but choose wisely...
342
00:31:49,126 --> 00:31:51,496
for there is no second chance.
343
00:31:51,696 --> 00:31:54,200
You cannot have a test
without a wager.
344
00:31:55,602 --> 00:31:57,472
Point taken.
345
00:31:57,672 --> 00:32:02,011
If you fail, you have to be an extra
in the picture tomorrow night.
346
00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,416
-And if I win?
-Then I'll buy you...
347
00:32:04,616 --> 00:32:08,956
...an all-you-can-eat sushi dinner.
-I don't want all the sushi I can eat!
348
00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:12,127
Trust me, you will.
Now drink.
349
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:27,918
Chop-chop.
350
00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:39,602
The second one.
351
00:32:41,204 --> 00:32:43,875
-You're certain?
-I'm positive.
352
00:32:46,145 --> 00:32:49,751
This is love.
You chose illusion.
353
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:55,259
I... I didn't.
It's love, I know it.
354
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,831
Call us at 9 PM, baby.
Be ready to shine.
355
00:32:59,032 --> 00:33:01,736
There's a party in 4O6.
Want to go?
356
00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:05,975
I'm your friend so it's my duty
to warn you.
357
00:33:06,175 --> 00:33:12,017
Soon those tingles will disappear
and you won't know what hit you.
358
00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:25,705
Actually, I'm not going
to be around tonight.
359
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,176
No? Why?
360
00:33:29,277 --> 00:33:32,549
I promised Monk I'd be en extra
in a film he's directing.
361
00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:35,319
What?
362
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,291
I promised Monk I'd be an extra
in a film he's directing.
363
00:33:38,491 --> 00:33:43,198
-You'll be an extra in a porno movie?
-An epic. They reinvented the genre.
364
00:33:43,465 --> 00:33:45,569
-You're not going...
-No.
365
00:33:46,236 --> 00:33:49,542
Besides, they're
paying me fifty bucks.
366
00:33:49,742 --> 00:33:52,179
You'd rather be on
a movie set than...?
367
00:33:52,579 --> 00:33:57,754
It's a battle scene and
the regular extras are on strike.
368
00:33:57,954 --> 00:34:01,326
I'm leaving for France in two weeks
and instead of sleeping with me...
369
00:34:01,526 --> 00:34:04,397
you'd rather be a day-player
in some flick?
370
00:34:04,864 --> 00:34:09,638
-It's an extra. It's a pay difference.
-Fine. This way we have it.
371
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,642
You can decide if we eat it too.
372
00:34:19,286 --> 00:34:21,256
Action!
373
00:34:35,210 --> 00:34:39,416
Watching Monk prepare to lead his
troops into battle, I kept wondering...
374
00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:45,425
what was I doing?
I chose this over Imogen?
375
00:34:51,234 --> 00:34:53,371
All I wanted to do was see her.
376
00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:00,215
To be with her.
377
00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:00,940
When you have moments
like that one...
378
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:04,179
you can't even imagine
it won't stay that way.
379
00:36:05,547 --> 00:36:07,851
Look at those two.
380
00:36:10,121 --> 00:36:12,791
They can't keep their hands
off each other.
381
00:36:12,991 --> 00:36:16,363
I'll bet you they think they'll
always be that happy.
382
00:36:18,433 --> 00:36:20,670
I have some errands to run.
383
00:36:46,408 --> 00:36:51,183
So Imogen ended up going to France
for the summer.
384
00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:55,523
Remember how I told her it was just
France and three months?
385
00:36:55,956 --> 00:37:00,029
It turns out that whole distance thing
was a little harder than I thought.
386
00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:49,605
Welcome back.
387
00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:09,434
So, what do you think?
388
00:38:10,303 --> 00:38:13,073
Very beefy, Eddie.
389
00:38:14,175 --> 00:38:18,916
-What's with the Mullet cut?
-This? It's pretty cool, right?
390
00:38:21,419 --> 00:38:23,289
These are coming back.
391
00:38:24,524 --> 00:38:26,861
They are, just you wait.
392
00:38:43,052 --> 00:38:45,489
-Your eyes are open.
-So?
393
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:49,462
-That's weird.
-Is it? Let me see.
394
00:38:51,365 --> 00:38:54,336
-That is weird.
-Too weird.
395
00:38:54,536 --> 00:38:59,410
Why? Don't you want to watch me,
watch my eyes while I kiss you?
396
00:38:59,611 --> 00:39:04,451
-Isn't it better with the eyes closed?
-It depends on your mood, I guess.
397
00:39:09,092 --> 00:39:11,095
-Stop.
-Why?
398
00:39:11,295 --> 00:39:14,500
-What?
-I don't know.
399
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:19,340
-You like it?
-I don't know, it's different.
400
00:39:32,193 --> 00:39:35,564
This needs to go upstairs
for approval.
401
00:39:35,766 --> 00:39:39,672
So I'm in France for the summer. I've
spent summer there since I was a kid.
402
00:39:39,939 --> 00:39:44,111
I'm meeting my dad's relatives in Nice,
clubbing with friends in Saint-Tropez.
403
00:39:44,312 --> 00:39:47,884
I even took that funny-looking boat to
Corsica. I was having so much fun.
404
00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:49,887
Did I miss Al?
Absolutely.
405
00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:53,626
He was all I talked about with friends.
Then my cousin Maeva asked me:
406
00:39:55,094 --> 00:39:58,666
-And I said: "What?"
-Married. Are you going to be married?
407
00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:01,938
Of course not.
I'm only nineteen years old.
408
00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:07,213
So now I'm back and lying in his arms.
It's so nice to back in those arms.
409
00:40:07,413 --> 00:40:12,354
We're kissing and all I could think of
was that word: married.
410
00:40:12,554 --> 00:40:15,258
And I started getting
really confused.
411
00:40:15,425 --> 00:40:18,597
And my new room-mate
only offered, well...
412
00:40:19,498 --> 00:40:24,271
...other distractions.
-Put this on. It's a doobie cap.
413
00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:28,044
It, like, totally intensifies it.
414
00:40:28,912 --> 00:40:33,019
Like, the pores in your head...
415
00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:35,389
I don't know.
416
00:40:35,989 --> 00:40:40,330
It just holds the smoke in your head
for, like, a lot longer.
417
00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:43,301
It's so right.
418
00:40:49,476 --> 00:40:53,717
Thank you.
I am so proud of you.
419
00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:56,621
You did such a great job
on the show.
420
00:40:56,821 --> 00:41:00,860
Everybody loves you.
You worked so hard.
421
00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:03,665
You're going to be a senior.
422
00:41:07,304 --> 00:41:09,073
So?
423
00:41:09,274 --> 00:41:12,545
Don't you think you should get your
butt into gear? You have a future.
424
00:41:12,745 --> 00:41:16,751
I plan on going to the French
Culinary Institute after I graduate.
425
00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:19,589
That's a very smart move.
426
00:41:19,789 --> 00:41:23,695
-I think I might have a smarter one.
-What?
427
00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:27,134
I think we should do a show together.
Don't you think...
428
00:41:27,334 --> 00:41:30,005
a father and son show
would be a great hook?
429
00:41:30,205 --> 00:41:33,477
-What is it?
-You watch TV, right?
430
00:41:33,677 --> 00:41:36,548
-What kind of shows do you watch?
-Talk-shows.
431
00:41:36,749 --> 00:41:38,318
Right, what else?
432
00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:41,322
-Enjoy it.
-"Cops".
433
00:41:41,555 --> 00:41:45,294
So I say we do a reality
cooking show.
434
00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:48,366
Explain.
435
00:41:48,867 --> 00:41:52,305
Are you sitting down?
It's called "Cooks".
436
00:41:52,706 --> 00:41:55,410
Now, imagine a truck, a big rig.
437
00:41:55,610 --> 00:41:59,049
And it is stock piled with food
and wines and spices.
438
00:41:59,282 --> 00:42:01,552
We travel around the country,
just you and me.
439
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:05,224
I do the driving.
I call the shots.
440
00:42:05,391 --> 00:42:09,465
We drive all over the country and we
come to homes. Average homes.
441
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,736
Go! Go! Go!
442
00:42:12,936 --> 00:42:16,709
At the homes we rush in and say:
"We're going to make you dinner."
443
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:20,681
We use the exciting style of all those
shows. Shaky camera and everything.
444
00:42:20,881 --> 00:42:24,854
We've got a SWAT guy hold the mat
gun point so they can't runaway.
445
00:42:25,122 --> 00:42:29,895
While we're in the kitchen, we say:
"What kind of meal would you like?"
446
00:42:30,096 --> 00:42:32,800
-Chateaubriand?
-And then we cook.
447
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,471
But while we're cooking,
we teach.
448
00:42:35,838 --> 00:42:37,974
-If we need something special...
-Garlic!
449
00:42:38,341 --> 00:42:43,082
...a meat, a fish, a cheese, everyone
likes cheese... you got the truck.
450
00:42:43,282 --> 00:42:44,585
It's bread!
451
00:42:44,785 --> 00:42:47,188
Every week a new cuisine.
Every week...
452
00:42:47,389 --> 00:42:51,128
a new home.
What do you think?
453
00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:56,068
-Sounds like a winner, Dad.
-What's wrong?
454
00:43:02,311 --> 00:43:05,382
-Imogen.
-No.
455
00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:13,762
Things locked inside become cancer.
Do you know what a cancer does?
456
00:43:13,962 --> 00:43:18,469
Costs a lot of money to treat.
I'm sorry. It's just...
457
00:43:19,070 --> 00:43:22,642
she's been back awhile now
and it's not the same.
458
00:43:22,942 --> 00:43:26,014
It's all about growing up
and growing together.
459
00:43:26,214 --> 00:43:29,519
It's all about growing old
and growing apart.
460
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:35,729
Excuse me. It takes work, Al. So,
either you do the work or you get out.
461
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:50,250
That one's no good.
462
00:43:54,891 --> 00:43:58,964
When guys drift from their loved ones
they sometimes drift toward...
463
00:43:59,164 --> 00:44:02,302
how should I put this?
Less productive pursuits.
464
00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:12,117
What's up?
465
00:44:12,451 --> 00:44:15,722
Monk called.
Having people over.
466
00:44:15,923 --> 00:44:18,460
I got a mid-term in the morning.
467
00:44:22,433 --> 00:44:27,039
-He left this for you.
-You're lame, man.
468
00:44:29,577 --> 00:44:32,848
Don't mess with these guns!
Don't mess with them!
469
00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:44,566
You may be pretty, buff. But you look
a little bit like a Solid Gold dancer.
470
00:44:53,179 --> 00:44:55,983
But my dad was right.
You gotta do the work.
471
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:58,153
So, I thought a day
in the country...
472
00:44:58,353 --> 00:45:01,625
along with my famous smoked salmon
would help turn things around.
473
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:16,281
Is this cheese fat-free, yo?
474
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:23,124
Rid yourself of this health curse.
It'll only backfire in later days.
475
00:45:23,758 --> 00:45:29,167
Yeah, eating habits are reflexive of,
like, sexual technique.
476
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:33,173
So did you really smoke
that fish yourself?
477
00:45:33,373 --> 00:45:36,912
It's no big deal once you get
the hang of all the steps.
478
00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:39,783
Then maybe you could cook
for me sometime.
479
00:45:40,184 --> 00:45:42,554
That would be...
480
00:45:42,854 --> 00:45:46,860
nice.
What do you fancy?
481
00:45:48,029 --> 00:45:50,499
Any kind of meat.
482
00:45:56,341 --> 00:45:59,913
-Catch us if you can.
-I'll be driving.
483
00:46:00,113 --> 00:46:02,617
-No, you're a mess.
-You're drunk.
484
00:46:02,817 --> 00:46:05,989
-Plus I got the keys.
-No, you don't.
485
00:46:06,757 --> 00:46:08,659
Yes, you do.
486
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,670
"We should just sit here and wait."
487
00:46:15,871 --> 00:46:19,443
Okay, relax. Somebody's bound
to come along.
488
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:23,716
-We're in the middle of nowhere.
-Don't worry. We're going to be okay.
489
00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:28,089
-Don't be moody about it.
-I'm not. Don't give that moody crap.
490
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:33,464
Don't even think about it.
491
00:46:34,866 --> 00:46:38,038
It didn't take much to see
the accident as a sign.
492
00:46:38,238 --> 00:46:40,308
So while Monk was training
to play Macbeth...
493
00:46:40,775 --> 00:46:43,747
Imogen and I decided
to start over.
494
00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:56,833
-I cherish our walks in the park.
-They are nice.
495
00:46:57,033 --> 00:47:00,438
Makes me feel good
about myself.
496
00:47:03,577 --> 00:47:08,083
Your wounds from the crash
have healed. But tell me...
497
00:47:08,717 --> 00:47:12,389
are things well between you
and Lady Imogen?
498
00:47:12,891 --> 00:47:14,793
Very well, indeed.
499
00:47:15,094 --> 00:47:19,868
Can you make a fair judgement?
Is she forever?
500
00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:23,740
Well, we're much more
serious these days.
501
00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:28,581
Enlighten me. I'm eager to hear
the talk of mortals.
502
00:47:30,751 --> 00:47:34,557
What's great is the sharing.
She's really getting back into her art.
503
00:47:34,924 --> 00:47:36,994
And she's really talented.
504
00:47:37,628 --> 00:47:42,769
It's nice to accept each other's vices.
She's cut down since the crash.
505
00:47:42,969 --> 00:47:46,909
It's her outlet.
I have my own.
506
00:47:47,142 --> 00:47:50,681
And her work ethic is kicking in.
Which is good for anyone.
507
00:47:51,315 --> 00:47:53,251
We've...
508
00:47:53,853 --> 00:47:56,823
spruced up our sex life.
509
00:47:57,024 --> 00:48:00,095
Making it a little bit more exotic.
510
00:48:01,297 --> 00:48:05,671
On Sundays I cook a nice dinner.
We sit afterwards.
511
00:48:06,738 --> 00:48:10,411
Sometimes we'll fool around
on the kitchen table.
512
00:48:10,611 --> 00:48:15,552
But usually it's me reading
and her sketching.
513
00:48:15,752 --> 00:48:19,425
Sure, we fight. One time, I
finnaly beat her at Ping-Pong.
514
00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:23,497
And she didn't even high-fived me.
Maybe I was being a sore winner.
515
00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:29,940
And that's when
the making up feels best.
516
00:48:31,243 --> 00:48:34,247
-And you know what comes then?
-What?
517
00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:36,885
The tingles.
518
00:48:40,055 --> 00:48:43,661
-It's an enchanting tale.
-It's true.
519
00:48:43,861 --> 00:48:48,402
You realize, of course, that this could
be your descent into timely separation.
520
00:48:48,602 --> 00:48:50,772
-How?
-Like a ripe fruit...
521
00:48:50,972 --> 00:48:54,945
it falls from the tree.
And that is nature's course.
522
00:48:55,445 --> 00:48:58,784
I don't know what Monk
was talking about.
523
00:48:58,984 --> 00:49:02,256
I thought things were
going pretty good.
524
00:49:06,829 --> 00:49:08,832
In the morning.
525
00:49:09,133 --> 00:49:12,505
-Why?
-Because I'm tired.
526
00:49:16,778 --> 00:49:18,948
Are they ever going to shut up?
527
00:49:19,214 --> 00:49:22,119
It's Friday night.
People are out.
528
00:49:22,286 --> 00:49:25,959
Wait up. I just took
a dump in my pants.
529
00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:40,180
Hello?
We're closed!
530
00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:54,034
-It's what I wanna...
-Because...
531
00:49:54,234 --> 00:49:58,408
-I've already got smell-o-vision.
-You must be a mom.
532
00:50:25,582 --> 00:50:27,953
Welcome back to "The Man Show".
Tonight's topic:
533
00:50:28,153 --> 00:50:30,923
men who wear the skirts
in their relationship.
534
00:50:31,123 --> 00:50:34,495
Let me introduce you
to our guest, Al Connely.
535
00:50:34,696 --> 00:50:39,370
Al can't even get sex from
his own girlfriend. Pathetic.
536
00:50:43,509 --> 00:50:47,382
You're still in college, right?
Only going out for a year.
537
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:52,155
-For a while. It's not every night.
-What are you studying there?
538
00:50:52,356 --> 00:50:55,160
Liberal arts.
But I want to be a chef.
539
00:50:55,394 --> 00:51:00,067
I see. So you're bi, but you eventually
wanna go gay. Very ambitious.
540
00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:07,312
-What kind of chef you wanna be?
-French cuisine.
541
00:51:07,512 --> 00:51:09,882
French cuisine?
542
00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:15,324
Cuisine? First of all,
it's food, all right?
543
00:51:15,524 --> 00:51:18,429
That's your problem right there.
You're not much of a guy, Al.
544
00:51:18,629 --> 00:51:21,033
No, I'm trying to respect her.
545
00:51:23,269 --> 00:51:26,341
Al, can l... by the way,
can I call you Alice?
546
00:51:29,011 --> 00:51:34,720
Let me tell you what women respect:
not being respected. Right, Jimmy?
547
00:51:35,555 --> 00:51:38,459
Let's go to the audience, see if they
have any questions. You.
548
00:51:39,461 --> 00:51:44,501
Al, could you cross your legs for me?
Your panties are starting to show.
549
00:51:55,118 --> 00:51:57,188
What a nightmare.
550
00:51:57,421 --> 00:52:00,092
Remind me to cancel cable.
551
00:52:00,292 --> 00:52:02,930
Who can sleep now?
552
00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:10,875
I didn't want him to feel rejected.
But I had other things on my mind.
553
00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:14,748
Thing she couldn't understand.
554
00:53:32,665 --> 00:53:37,439
When you watch people go through
this stuff on TV, it always seem fake.
555
00:53:38,274 --> 00:53:42,213
But when it happens to you,
there's nothing fake about it.
556
00:54:06,817 --> 00:54:10,355
-I thought we were careful.
-Oh, that's sincere.
557
00:54:10,856 --> 00:54:13,728
-Why did you wait so long to tell me?
-I was hoping it 'd come.
558
00:54:13,928 --> 00:54:16,298
-But you're usually pretty regular.
-You don't know, it's not your body!
559
00:54:16,498 --> 00:54:19,470
-Relax.
-I will not relax!
560
00:54:24,376 --> 00:54:28,917
Let's just get it over with.
We are here together.
561
00:54:29,084 --> 00:54:31,988
We can do this together.
562
00:54:32,757 --> 00:54:34,693
I'm sorry.
563
00:54:36,261 --> 00:54:38,899
I just need to be
by myself right now.
564
00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,536
I'm sorry.
565
00:54:51,050 --> 00:54:54,423
So there I was, smacked in the middle
of every girl's nightmare.
566
00:54:54,623 --> 00:54:57,093
I know it must have been
just as hard for Al.
567
00:54:57,293 --> 00:55:00,231
And he was so sincere when he said
we can do this together.
568
00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:03,602
But I just needed to be alone.
569
00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:06,874
Who am I kidding?
I needed to freak out.
570
00:55:07,075 --> 00:55:10,747
Now, instead of the word "married"
frightening me, it was "mother".
571
00:55:10,947 --> 00:55:13,819
I was so terrified and nervous
I asked Lana to read the results.
572
00:55:14,152 --> 00:55:18,392
I think it's like, pink.
That means "no", right?
573
00:55:18,692 --> 00:55:21,664
The biggest relief
I have ever felt in my life.
574
00:55:21,864 --> 00:55:24,434
But after the false alarm,
we started getting distant.
575
00:55:24,634 --> 00:55:28,440
We were carrying more responsibilities
than we could handle.
576
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,677
We just wanted to act our age.
577
00:55:30,877 --> 00:55:34,349
Actually, I wanted to work things out.
Al wanted to act our age.
578
00:55:34,549 --> 00:55:37,354
What do college kids do
when they can't handle reality?
579
00:55:37,621 --> 00:55:39,290
Party! Party!
580
00:55:39,491 --> 00:55:44,364
Al thought it 'd be better to go to one
of Monk's parties and forget about us.
581
00:55:44,565 --> 00:55:48,538
And I ended up going, but with
a chip on my shoulder. A big one.
582
00:55:51,308 --> 00:55:54,112
-Is everything in full swing here?
-Yes.
583
00:55:54,413 --> 00:55:59,921
No one goes hungry or thirsty.
No one goes home alone.
584
00:56:00,122 --> 00:56:04,529
Hello, darling. How are you?
Have you tried the machine? Do try.
585
00:56:04,729 --> 00:56:07,466
Here's where the beautiful
people are hiding.
586
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:10,438
-How about a drink?
-The bar's straight left, friend.
587
00:56:10,638 --> 00:56:13,709
I've never seen
your "Camelot" before.
588
00:56:13,910 --> 00:56:17,080
Then see it from
the king's eyes.
589
00:56:19,184 --> 00:56:22,255
Don't worry, friend.
I'll return her.
590
00:56:33,873 --> 00:56:35,909
Does that feel good?
591
00:56:36,210 --> 00:56:39,815
-Yes.
-You want to go next, big boy?
592
00:56:42,018 --> 00:56:44,255
So you're ready for another?
593
00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:50,732
-Name, rank and serial number.
-How goes it?
594
00:56:50,932 --> 00:56:54,370
Tipsy goes it.
Want some?
595
00:56:54,571 --> 00:56:56,941
Is this love or illusion?
596
00:56:57,242 --> 00:56:59,111
Burgundy.
597
00:57:02,215 --> 00:57:04,786
Feel those endorphins?
598
00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:10,862
I have more.
599
00:57:25,617 --> 00:57:29,156
-What's this?
-Don't you wanna make me pancakes?
600
00:57:31,393 --> 00:57:34,131
But that's part of the challenge.
601
00:57:34,331 --> 00:57:38,771
-Don't you get tired of doing press?
-Yes, yes.
602
00:57:38,971 --> 00:57:42,376
Quite, quite. But it sells
pictures, sweetheart.
603
00:57:43,044 --> 00:57:46,916
-Just make me pancakes.
-I think...
604
00:57:47,751 --> 00:57:50,388
And you can make them before...
605
00:57:52,692 --> 00:57:54,661
or after.
606
00:57:55,063 --> 00:57:58,067
I was reluctant to take the role.
607
00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:02,708
Mr. Morrison!
You've met Lady Imogen?
608
00:58:06,981 --> 00:58:08,650
We know each other.
609
00:58:10,953 --> 00:58:14,325
No one ever made me pancakes.
610
00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:17,162
Cyrus.
611
00:58:19,466 --> 00:58:22,237
I'm in love with someone else.
612
00:58:22,804 --> 00:58:24,741
I can't make you anything.
613
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:33,120
When I'm with my bass...
614
00:58:34,923 --> 00:58:39,162
It's like I'm with a woman.
And when I play...
615
00:58:39,362 --> 00:58:43,870
it's like we're spooning.
But while we spoon...
616
00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:48,743
we make music.
That's why I play, man.
617
00:58:49,010 --> 00:58:51,682
-That's cool.
-There you are.
618
00:58:56,722 --> 00:59:00,294
Name's Morrison. Jim...
619
00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:03,967
...Morrison.
-I'm sorry. This is...
620
00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:06,637
Alfred Connely.
621
00:59:06,838 --> 00:59:10,309
-So, what year are you?
-Dropped out.
622
00:59:10,509 --> 00:59:15,951
I felt like I had to focus
my energy on my music.
623
00:59:16,151 --> 00:59:19,824
-And I deal drugs on the side.
-How productive.
624
00:59:22,127 --> 00:59:25,799
Imogen tell you she's designing
my album cover?
625
00:59:25,966 --> 00:59:30,641
I didn't want to jinx it in case I felt
pressured while I was working on it.
626
00:59:34,045 --> 00:59:36,416
Yo, folks?
627
00:59:36,783 --> 00:59:41,056
So I'm baking hash cakes over
at Lana's, right?
628
00:59:41,256 --> 00:59:45,496
And Imogen comes over, and so I start
to hit on her because she's hot.
629
00:59:45,997 --> 00:59:51,405
She tells me she's got this boyfriend
or something, but I'm cool with that.
630
00:59:51,606 --> 00:59:55,044
So then I asked her if I could see some
of her paintings. They're so good.
631
00:59:55,244 --> 00:59:59,685
-She's a very talented lady.
-Yeah! So good!
632
01:00:00,686 --> 01:00:03,557
I'm going to the bathroom.
633
01:00:03,857 --> 01:00:06,127
I'll go with you.
634
01:00:08,030 --> 01:00:10,601
Wait up.
635
01:00:11,236 --> 01:00:13,973
So what's your deal, man?
636
01:00:14,306 --> 01:00:18,679
-I work in TV. "Cops".
-No way.
637
01:00:19,147 --> 01:00:21,851
My old man is a cop.
Real tough one.
638
01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:24,488
Blew somebody away the other day
right in front of me.
639
01:00:24,889 --> 01:00:28,261
-You got some beer on your back.
-So what?
640
01:00:28,461 --> 01:00:31,032
Don't let that
get you down, man.
641
01:00:32,534 --> 01:00:34,905
Light my fire, moron.
642
01:00:40,246 --> 01:00:42,549
What the hell is this
about an album cover?
643
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:46,088
-So?
-So? He just wants to ring your bell.
644
01:00:46,289 --> 01:00:49,660
What about Cyrus's bell? You have
naked pictures of her under your bed!
645
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:52,464
-And last week I saw you with her.
-We're just friends.
646
01:00:52,631 --> 01:00:54,935
-She's going through a bad time.
-I'm sure.
647
01:00:55,135 --> 01:00:57,906
Why the hell didn't you tell me about
that lizard king's album cover?
648
01:00:58,106 --> 01:01:01,577
So what? Are you afraid that I'm
gonna do something without you?
649
01:01:01,979 --> 01:01:05,751
-You're being a real bitch, you know!
-You are an old man and I hate that!
650
01:01:05,918 --> 01:01:08,522
And I hate you!
651
01:01:19,906 --> 01:01:22,409
They don't understand me.
652
01:01:22,776 --> 01:01:25,181
And I bet they don't
get you either, huh?
653
01:01:26,882 --> 01:01:30,221
I'm going to say something
real important here.
654
01:01:30,622 --> 01:01:34,094
This is definitely the best
conversation I've had all night.
655
01:01:34,294 --> 01:01:36,665
Look, Hicks,
would you cut it out?
656
01:01:37,699 --> 01:01:40,036
Hicks, cut it out.
657
01:01:40,236 --> 01:01:42,607
Get your damn hands off of her.
658
01:01:52,154 --> 01:01:55,226
Why can't I get
a girlfriend like yours?
659
01:02:02,570 --> 01:02:05,809
It's me. I'm downstairs.
660
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:41,329
I'm sorry.
661
01:02:42,999 --> 01:02:44,700
I am.
662
01:02:56,018 --> 01:02:59,790
-I have to tell you something.
-What?
663
01:03:02,193 --> 01:03:05,732
I slept with Jim last night.
664
01:03:20,722 --> 01:03:23,760
Get the fuck out!
665
01:03:45,860 --> 01:03:49,132
All right. Just, before
you hate me, hear me out.
666
01:03:49,332 --> 01:03:54,006
It was a horrible mistake. In one night
I destroyed everything Al and I had.
667
01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:59,180
And I was an absolute coward for it.
But I just wanted my youth back.
668
01:03:59,381 --> 01:04:02,819
There was no way to apologize
after that. It was over.
669
01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:06,492
I felt like there was only one thing
I could do: leave.
670
01:04:06,692 --> 01:04:11,866
Just go and start over. But I couldn't
do that until I told him how I felt.
671
01:04:16,507 --> 01:04:19,677
I just wish I had
the courage to stay.
672
01:04:35,368 --> 01:04:39,307
I used to sit in my room
with my sketchpad...
673
01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:43,013
whether it was
at home or here...
674
01:04:45,283 --> 01:04:49,223
and within a few seconds,
I would be somewhere else.
675
01:04:50,257 --> 01:04:52,994
And that was so special to me.
676
01:04:53,896 --> 01:04:55,799
But...
677
01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:58,303
for some reason...
678
01:04:58,971 --> 01:05:02,242
I can't get to
that place anymore.
679
01:05:04,112 --> 01:05:08,385
I'm so sorry that I hurt you
the way that I did.
680
01:05:09,754 --> 01:05:12,725
I can't do this anymore.
681
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,832
I have, I need to go.
682
01:05:22,974 --> 01:05:27,046
Ouch!
That kind of sucked.
683
01:05:27,313 --> 01:05:31,686
Anyway. After that, Imogen moved
to San Francisco to finish school.
684
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:37,028
And me? How did I end up?
Well, you'll see.
685
01:05:38,964 --> 01:05:41,435
Graduation came and went.
686
01:05:42,370 --> 01:05:45,775
You'd think I'd feel fulfilled,
but I didn't.
687
01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:49,146
I was starting to get down,
so I went to Monk for advice.
688
01:05:49,548 --> 01:05:52,985
-I need to talk.
-Should I open with a joke?
689
01:05:53,186 --> 01:05:57,593
-I can't even eat anymore.
-There's too much base on my cheeks.
690
01:05:57,793 --> 01:06:01,031
My regular make-up girl
is free-lancing for Stallone.
691
01:06:01,232 --> 01:06:04,136
He was giving a lecture
about censorship and art.
692
01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:06,306
And he wouldn't
even listen to me.
693
01:06:06,506 --> 01:06:09,644
Time to summon the blood,
time to summon the blood.
694
01:06:10,278 --> 01:06:12,950
We stopped being friends
after that.
695
01:06:26,604 --> 01:06:30,777
I found myself staying
indoors, a lot.
696
01:06:30,977 --> 01:06:35,183
One day, a little spider
came down from the ceiling.
697
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:41,592
His name was Owen, he told me he'd
lived in that apartment his whole life.
698
01:06:42,661 --> 01:06:46,066
And that he'd never seen a tenant
spend so much time alone.
699
01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:50,206
He asked if I wanted him to spin a web
over the door, so no one could get in.
700
01:06:50,406 --> 01:06:52,309
I told him: "No, thanks".
701
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,948
Even though it sounded
like the best idea yet.
702
01:06:56,248 --> 01:07:01,122
But Owen the spider had a good point:
"Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
703
01:07:01,322 --> 01:07:05,128
It's boring."
So I decided to date again.
704
01:07:05,328 --> 01:07:10,269
I only allow myself to have crabs on
weekends. So thank God it's Friday.
705
01:07:11,472 --> 01:07:13,508
Are you going to eat your bread?
706
01:07:14,409 --> 01:07:19,283
He's cute and he didn't bring me
to a cheap restaurant. Okay. Bye.
707
01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:21,854
My dad.
He just likes to check in.
708
01:07:24,023 --> 01:07:28,396
State requires that I wear a tracking
device or I violate my parole.
709
01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:36,408
I know this is a little bit silly,
but do I have any food in my teeth?
710
01:07:37,410 --> 01:07:40,983
As you can see,
my choices were limited.
711
01:07:41,183 --> 01:07:45,556
So one day I bumped into Cyrus
and we started having a fling.
712
01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:50,898
Trouble is she had this thing
about Barnes and Noble bookstores.
713
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,671
But I could never bring myself
to make her pancakes.
714
01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:00,312
I heard she went back to MIT.
715
01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:03,784
So, I thought going to the Culinary
Institute would turn my life around.
716
01:08:07,289 --> 01:08:10,627
But food never tasted
like it used to do.
717
01:08:12,163 --> 01:08:14,400
I started cutting class.
718
01:08:15,435 --> 01:08:18,673
I flunked the pop quiz
on fish fileting.
719
01:08:18,973 --> 01:08:22,946
And pretty soon
I was a culinary drop-out.
720
01:08:26,618 --> 01:08:31,059
With nothing else to do, I was forced
to go bar-hopping with Hicks.
721
01:08:37,001 --> 01:08:39,771
I'd sure like to unfold
her napkin, you know?
722
01:08:41,975 --> 01:08:46,147
-God, I'm feeling grabby tonight.
-Last night wasn't enough?
723
01:08:47,650 --> 01:08:49,920
I didn't arrive.
724
01:08:50,488 --> 01:08:54,861
-You didn't arrive?
-No, I was too wasted.
725
01:08:55,061 --> 01:08:58,267
-Was she older or younger?
-Sixty.
726
01:08:58,567 --> 01:09:03,374
-You slept with a 6O-year old woman?
-When you work in physical therapy...
727
01:09:03,574 --> 01:09:07,747
...you make friends fast.
-My God.
728
01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,251
-I'm not interested anymore...
-No way!
729
01:09:10,451 --> 01:09:12,888
It's just what I need.
730
01:09:13,289 --> 01:09:16,460
-The economy catch.
-It was your idea, damn it!
731
01:09:16,661 --> 01:09:18,864
She's with a guy.
732
01:09:19,064 --> 01:09:21,334
-But they are fighting, Al.
-Go!
733
01:09:21,835 --> 01:09:24,005
They are fighting.
734
01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:29,547
'Sup?'sup?
735
01:09:31,049 --> 01:09:33,720
You want some of this?
736
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,424
Get the hell out of here!
737
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:52,983
I had moved into
my own little studio.
738
01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:59,592
I stood there wondering where
she was at that moment...
739
01:10:00,126 --> 01:10:03,999
what she was doing.
How did her hair look?
740
01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:07,137
I just wanted to see her again.
741
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,510
I'd saved all these things
from our past.
742
01:10:12,011 --> 01:10:16,685
Letters, tapes we made
to each other, pictures.
743
01:10:17,052 --> 01:10:19,822
I just wanted to look
through it all again.
744
01:10:20,024 --> 01:10:23,295
Remember it.
Remember her.
745
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:31,240
When I was thru, instead of feeling like
I could shake things off and move on...
746
01:10:31,775 --> 01:10:34,312
I felt the opposite.
747
01:11:25,188 --> 01:11:28,160
We can do silly things for love.
748
01:11:30,230 --> 01:11:33,601
You wouldn't believe what I did.
749
01:11:35,704 --> 01:11:39,076
Luckily he had a phenomenal amount
of alcohol in his blood...
750
01:11:39,276 --> 01:11:42,081
which kept the shampoo from circulating
before we could get it out of him.
751
01:11:42,281 --> 01:11:44,418
Shampoo?
752
01:11:44,618 --> 01:11:48,424
We're gonna have a psych evaluate
him. Maybe we'll get some answers.
753
01:11:49,492 --> 01:11:51,996
-Can we see him?
-Sure.
754
01:11:52,563 --> 01:11:55,335
Come on. Shampoo?
755
01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,120
-What did you do?
-We were worried sick.
756
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:11,626
-Look what you put your mother through!
-They want a psych to check you out.
757
01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:14,764
Mom, Dad, stop.
758
01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:18,135
I'm okay.
759
01:12:19,537 --> 01:12:21,407
Yes, you are.
760
01:12:21,607 --> 01:12:25,280
So why don't you tell us
about this shampoo thing?
761
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:30,020
You drank the shampoo because
you hoped you were immune to it?
762
01:12:30,421 --> 01:12:32,424
-Right.
-You hoped you were immune to it?
763
01:12:32,624 --> 01:12:35,128
-The shampoo.
-Why did you hope you were immune?
764
01:12:35,495 --> 01:12:39,567
Because if I was immune to it
then I wouldn't need it again ever.
765
01:12:39,734 --> 01:12:41,771
-The shampoo?
-No, her.
766
01:12:42,072 --> 01:12:44,809
But you weren't immune to it. You
needed to have your stomach pumped.
767
01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:50,251
-That's what worries me.
-When was the last time you saw her?
768
01:12:50,451 --> 01:12:53,957
It's been a while.
She moved out west to start over.
769
01:12:54,157 --> 01:12:56,927
I found out she's working for
a publishing company, doing artwork.
770
01:12:57,127 --> 01:13:00,099
Have you had any
girlfriends since?
771
01:13:05,374 --> 01:13:11,183
That's my number. From the sound of
all this, I think I found my next book.
772
01:13:13,353 --> 01:13:17,859
-How are you feeling?
-Pumping me with garlic and olive oil.
773
01:13:18,126 --> 01:13:21,898
-What are you going to do next?
-I was thinking about...
774
01:13:22,432 --> 01:13:25,104
giving Paul John Breslin
at Oceana a call.
775
01:13:25,304 --> 01:13:29,910
Oceana? He's a Mussolini. Why not
just go dry dishes somewhere?
776
01:13:30,111 --> 01:13:32,915
-You don't need that.
-Dad, I do need that.
777
01:13:35,319 --> 01:13:37,856
I wasn't going to tell you this
until you were better.
778
01:13:38,156 --> 01:13:42,630
You know our show, "Cooks"?
It's been approved.
779
01:13:42,830 --> 01:13:45,501
We can do it the way
we talked about it.
780
01:13:46,169 --> 01:13:50,942
Dad, I kinda wanna work my way up.
"Cooks" is your thing.
781
01:13:53,713 --> 01:13:56,718
You know, sometimes I don't even
know if you're making sense.
782
01:13:56,985 --> 01:13:59,121
Dad.
783
01:13:59,689 --> 01:14:01,658
I know what I need to do.
784
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:11,607
I was thinking about having
this party for you, for the show.
785
01:14:12,175 --> 01:14:13,944
Maybe we should have it anyway.
786
01:14:14,244 --> 01:14:18,417
You can invite all your friends.
We'll have fun.
787
01:14:20,987 --> 01:14:23,258
No shampoo.
788
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,989
-Excellent choice.
-I knew you'd approve.
789
01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:47,161
-Always.
-Remember the first time we heard it?
790
01:14:47,361 --> 01:14:49,331
I do.
791
01:14:53,504 --> 01:14:56,107
I would like you to meet Emma.
792
01:14:59,846 --> 01:15:04,921
Sorry we didn't meet at the club, but
I was busy looking to take Eddie home.
793
01:15:08,593 --> 01:15:13,768
We had ice-cream and
he listened to my problems...
794
01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:17,306
and then we fell asleep
in each other's arms.
795
01:15:18,108 --> 01:15:20,111
We...
796
01:15:20,678 --> 01:15:22,681
kind of hit it off.
797
01:15:23,148 --> 01:15:25,953
-That's really cool.
-Shit.
798
01:15:26,153 --> 01:15:28,423
We're going to miss Shark Week.
799
01:15:28,623 --> 01:15:31,695
She loves the Discovery Channel.
What can I tell you?
800
01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:35,568
-Let's take a cab, okay?
-No, subway is faster.
801
01:15:55,798 --> 01:15:58,970
I'm not good with open wounds.
802
01:16:00,138 --> 01:16:03,209
You were always my Lancelot.
803
01:16:03,443 --> 01:16:06,581
I was just never your king.
804
01:16:11,555 --> 01:16:14,560
A lot of good moments
in that park down there.
805
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:20,969
How is the Renaissance?
806
01:16:21,303 --> 01:16:26,211
It's good. My new book
is out next month.
807
01:16:28,448 --> 01:16:32,987
I'm doing the university lecture
tour thing.
808
01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:37,628
The movies are always there,
always making money.
809
01:16:38,729 --> 01:16:44,472
But I'd only admit this to you.
I miss the tingles.
810
01:16:48,578 --> 01:16:51,416
I heard a rumor you tried to...
811
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:54,687
end it.
812
01:16:55,388 --> 01:16:59,661
I tried to get my life back
through a...
813
01:16:59,828 --> 01:17:01,631
romantic exorcism.
814
01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:07,406
It's not the meaning of life, Alfred.
It's the feeling of life.
815
01:17:08,976 --> 01:17:12,046
Look at that park down there.
816
01:17:12,448 --> 01:17:16,687
Just think how many loves
lost and found in it.
817
01:17:16,888 --> 01:17:22,061
How many first kisses kissed.
Frisbees lost.
818
01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:25,534
And just remember...
819
01:17:26,803 --> 01:17:29,306
that's your park, friend.
820
01:17:31,075 --> 01:17:34,047
And you've got your whole life
to walk through it.
821
01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:15,710
I was in town so I called you at your
old number. It was disconnected.
822
01:18:17,279 --> 01:18:21,051
-I moved.
-I know. I called your parents.
823
01:18:21,285 --> 01:18:23,021
They filled me in.
824
01:18:40,281 --> 01:18:43,151
San Francisco seems
to agree with you.
825
01:18:43,685 --> 01:18:47,324
You even have a tinge
of Haigh-Ashbury.
826
01:18:47,524 --> 01:18:51,230
It's kinda hard to dodge that style
when you live in the Haigh.
827
01:18:52,098 --> 01:18:57,339
Must be nice, though. Having a job,
doing what you love.
828
01:18:57,540 --> 01:18:59,910
Sometimes I think it's silly.
829
01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:03,783
But then when I go to the bookstores
and I see the covers that I've done...
830
01:19:03,983 --> 01:19:08,756
-I don't know. It's kind of cool.
-It's really cool.
831
01:19:09,057 --> 01:19:12,829
I mean, they flew you out here
for a book convention...
832
01:19:13,030 --> 01:19:15,934
and put you up in a hotel
for the whole weekend.
833
01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:19,273
Sounds like you're doing
really well.
834
01:19:21,076 --> 01:19:22,912
So...
835
01:19:24,113 --> 01:19:26,517
you're going to work in fish.
836
01:19:27,719 --> 01:19:30,189
You know how I feel about fish.
837
01:19:44,745 --> 01:19:50,187
-That one has a really nice view.
-I've seen better.
838
01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:18,095
Megan, sweetie, come on.
839
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,904
You know what my fear is?
840
01:20:24,104 --> 01:20:27,109
-What?
-One day we'll pass on the street...
841
01:20:27,309 --> 01:20:32,149
...and have an artificial conversation.
-That's the worst.
842
01:20:37,391 --> 01:20:40,462
So, you're going home tomorrow?
843
01:20:40,663 --> 01:20:45,370
Actually, today.
My flight is in two hours.
844
01:20:47,006 --> 01:20:49,009
The sun will be up soon.
845
01:20:49,209 --> 01:20:52,581
I can't believe we spent
the whole night walking around.
846
01:21:01,594 --> 01:21:05,567
-This looks familiar.
-I try to avoid this corner.
847
01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:08,972
Let's go over there. It'll help you
overcome your demons.
848
01:21:09,172 --> 01:21:12,311
-Now you're the therapist again.
-And you're the patient again.
849
01:21:12,511 --> 01:21:14,514
As always.
850
01:21:25,531 --> 01:21:29,270
So can I psychoanalyze you?
851
01:21:31,139 --> 01:21:33,409
Sure.
852
01:21:33,843 --> 01:21:36,814
Post-collegiate years:
half-empty or half-full?
853
01:21:37,115 --> 01:21:41,755
-Half-empty.
-I'd have to go with half-empty too.
854
01:21:43,157 --> 01:21:46,930
Greatest accomplishment
since I last saw you?
855
01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:49,967
Making friends with a spider.
856
01:21:52,404 --> 01:21:55,376
-Vices?
-Shampoo.
857
01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:58,648
Was that rumor true?
858
01:21:58,848 --> 01:22:01,585
It's open to interpretation.
859
01:22:03,655 --> 01:22:06,159
What are your vices?
860
01:22:06,359 --> 01:22:10,699
-It's supposed to be about you, not me.
-It's been about you a little bit.
861
01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:15,806
-The sun's going to come up soon.
-Don't change the subject.
862
01:22:21,816 --> 01:22:23,418
You.
863
01:22:24,687 --> 01:22:26,389
You mean that?
864
01:22:29,928 --> 01:22:32,065
I should go.
865
01:22:32,265 --> 01:22:35,235
I really should go.
My flight's in...
866
01:22:35,437 --> 01:22:39,309
I've gotta go to my hotel and get
my bags, and I'm gonna be late.
867
01:22:46,886 --> 01:22:48,623
Will I see you again?
868
01:22:53,464 --> 01:22:57,637
Just open it after I leave.
869
01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:11,382
How can this work?
870
01:24:11,582 --> 01:24:13,585
I don't know.
871
01:24:14,152 --> 01:24:18,225
-But we've come this far.
-I thought we met too young.
872
01:24:19,027 --> 01:24:22,097
But in starting over we could get
some place different.
873
01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:26,070
Some place we never imagined.
874
01:24:46,201 --> 01:24:49,072
Al was right.
We met too young.
875
01:24:49,272 --> 01:24:52,077
But Imogen was right.
We could start over.
876
01:24:52,277 --> 01:24:56,116
-Starting over meant making choices.
-So I made one.
877
01:24:56,416 --> 01:24:59,087
I got a job at
a four-star restaurant...
878
01:24:59,288 --> 01:25:01,291
in San Francisco.
879
01:25:01,491 --> 01:25:03,427
-Now...
-I'm home.
880
01:25:03,627 --> 01:25:06,331
I had one thing left to prove.
881
01:25:21,621 --> 01:25:26,261
"Why are you walking around in
the dark? Go turn on the lights."
72004
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