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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:07,238 First love. We've all been through it. 2 00:01:08,139 --> 00:01:12,613 It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. 3 00:01:13,781 --> 00:01:16,586 They remind me of my first love. But... 4 00:01:16,886 --> 00:01:20,090 Imogen would never wear that much jewelry. 5 00:01:21,059 --> 00:01:23,829 And I wouldn't be caught dead in shoes like that. 6 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:27,668 -Your coffee. I'm sorry about the wait. -Thanks. 7 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:31,942 I remember when I first met her. It was in this... 8 00:01:32,143 --> 00:01:35,046 cool dive we used to hang out at. 9 00:01:35,247 --> 00:01:38,519 I guess we thought it was cool because they didn't check IDs, but... 10 00:01:38,719 --> 00:01:40,588 Anyway... 11 00:01:41,089 --> 00:01:43,560 she sure looked great that night. 12 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:50,403 There's no way! No way! 13 00:01:50,603 --> 00:01:52,373 No way! 14 00:01:52,573 --> 00:01:55,545 There's no way! No way. 15 00:01:58,916 --> 00:02:00,919 Get outta here! 16 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,760 -Totally true. -You're such a liar. 17 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,801 -They'd never had anyone so talented. -They said that? For real? 18 00:02:13,038 --> 00:02:16,476 -They want to put me under contract. -You did it with a chick... 19 00:02:16,677 --> 00:02:21,417 somebody filmed. I can go to the store and rent it. You got paid US$2,5OO? 20 00:02:21,617 --> 00:02:25,189 -Right, but they will tax that. -This is the most uncanny thing... 21 00:02:25,389 --> 00:02:28,561 ...I've ever heard of. -She's supposed to stop by later. 22 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:33,135 -Who? -My co-star. 23 00:02:34,403 --> 00:02:39,277 Hold on! You're telling me, the one that you hot-housed in the movie... 24 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:42,749 ...is coming here tonight? -Are you two going out now? 25 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:46,522 She's cool, but I'm not into dating people at the office. 26 00:02:46,722 --> 00:02:52,564 Wait. Just hold it. Monk, c'mon, you gotta break me into this business. 27 00:02:52,764 --> 00:02:56,036 Look at me and then look at you. I'm far better looking. 28 00:02:56,937 --> 00:02:59,508 No doubt in my mind that you are, my friend. 29 00:02:59,809 --> 00:03:04,148 But I'm afraid you're way too small. 30 00:03:05,984 --> 00:03:07,520 Get outta here. 31 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:13,629 I got it. And I can outlast anyone in this goddamn town! 32 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:17,268 -Then take a challenge. -Let's go! 33 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:26,716 New freshman. Name's Lana. She's always grabby. 34 00:03:27,016 --> 00:03:30,087 Loves fooling around. Go get lit with her... 35 00:03:30,287 --> 00:03:33,459 and take her back to the dorm. I'll be in Al's bunk, so she won't see me. 36 00:03:33,826 --> 00:03:38,567 If you don't show, you have to buy me an all-you-can-eat sushi dinner. 37 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:42,840 -When I win? -Then I'll get you an audition. 38 00:03:46,946 --> 00:03:49,116 You got yourself a bet. 39 00:03:59,098 --> 00:04:02,170 You ever heard of that drinking game, "Quarters"? 40 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:06,843 Where am I going to sleep? 41 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:09,414 With that freshman. 42 00:04:33,016 --> 00:04:35,587 -"She's Got You". -What? 43 00:04:36,087 --> 00:04:40,628 -It's a better pick than "Crazy". -Depends on your mood, I guess. 44 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:44,934 -Do you like Patsy Cline? -Yeah! Patsy, Billie, Joni. 45 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:48,707 All the great female singers. My mom's influence. She spins. 46 00:04:49,507 --> 00:04:52,946 -Get out of here! -Been a DJ her whole life. 47 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:58,688 You can't watch me pick, okay? 48 00:04:59,389 --> 00:05:01,158 Okay. 49 00:05:09,705 --> 00:05:12,709 I had to choose dance stuff because this place needs friction. 50 00:05:14,479 --> 00:05:17,149 -I'm Imogen. -Imogen? 51 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:21,322 -My mom picked it out of a name book. -Practical. 52 00:05:21,723 --> 00:05:24,994 I'm Al. Alfred Connelly. 53 00:05:25,362 --> 00:05:29,936 -Are you a junior? -Sophomore. Are you a soph...? 54 00:05:30,269 --> 00:05:32,539 Are you a freshman? 55 00:05:36,111 --> 00:05:40,151 -This is a great pick for adrenaline. -Have to endorphinize. 56 00:06:08,928 --> 00:06:11,865 Later. Singing, baby. 57 00:06:14,169 --> 00:06:16,640 That guy looks like Jim Morrison, from The Doors. 58 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,910 His name is Jim Morrison. 59 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,452 You okay? 60 00:06:28,858 --> 00:06:32,397 That's what I get for drinking in between drinks. 61 00:06:32,597 --> 00:06:35,568 Wait. Got to come up for air. 62 00:06:39,641 --> 00:06:43,714 We're going to the Cat and Mouse tavern. Coming? 63 00:06:43,914 --> 00:06:48,254 -I see you with the twig in the corner. -The frat boy without a frat. 64 00:06:48,554 --> 00:06:52,727 -Al, this is Lana. Lana, Al. -Hey you, Aley. 65 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:57,501 I'm going back to twig boy and then we're going out. So, later. 66 00:06:57,702 --> 00:07:00,940 She's really cool once you get to know her. Do you wanna come? 67 00:07:01,374 --> 00:07:04,546 I'd like to, but you should go rage with the freshmen. 68 00:07:04,746 --> 00:07:07,516 -I have my internship tomorrow. -Doing what? 69 00:07:07,717 --> 00:07:11,356 My dad has a cooking show, so I'm learning about TV. 70 00:07:11,589 --> 00:07:15,562 But I kinda would really like to be a cook myself. 71 00:07:15,929 --> 00:07:18,900 -Is he the chef? -He's Chef Ray. 72 00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:21,070 Your dad is Chef Ray? 73 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:24,175 Now Al, I want you to get this. You cut into a piece of Jarlsberg... 74 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:27,146 you do not abuse the rind. You don't say... 75 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:30,418 well, the rind is an inch big, so I'm just gonna cut and chuck it. 76 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,888 You cut at the edge, right here. 77 00:07:33,088 --> 00:07:35,558 You know how much you're gonna save? Are you seeing this? 78 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,964 You start adding these up, that's fondue for a nation, buddy. 79 00:07:39,164 --> 00:07:42,703 -Yes, Daddy. -"Yes, Daddy". You are so smart. 80 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:50,915 My mom gave me one of his books. She actually thinks I'm gonna cook here. 81 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:54,020 Imogen! 82 00:07:58,962 --> 00:08:03,134 I'm in Sullivan's if you wanna come over and listen to music sometime. 83 00:08:03,335 --> 00:08:05,438 I'd like that. 84 00:08:27,638 --> 00:08:31,910 Skinny. Do you know where the man they call Horse is? 85 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:36,184 Monk? Actually, he just left. 86 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:39,422 Well, I guess that just leaves you and me. 87 00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:43,996 -So you're in the business too? -No. No. 88 00:08:44,563 --> 00:08:48,369 -I'm Al. Monk's room-mate. -Al, Monk's room-mate... 89 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:52,409 ...buy Cyrus a drink. -A friend of his is a friend of mine. 90 00:08:52,609 --> 00:08:54,278 -She'll have a... -An Old-Fashioned. 91 00:08:54,478 --> 00:08:56,381 And a beer. 92 00:08:56,581 --> 00:08:58,551 So... 93 00:08:59,386 --> 00:09:03,058 ...what kind of name is Cyrus? -A man's. 94 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:22,187 Can I ask you a favor, Al? 95 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:28,497 Pass this to the Ox. He's expecting it. 96 00:09:28,697 --> 00:09:33,070 -Do you go to school with us? -I was at the MIT doing chemistry. 97 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:34,840 -And? -And... 98 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,910 I'm taking a break to explore myself. 99 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,483 Kinda like taking a break to find yourself? 100 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:44,688 I'm looking to share myself. 101 00:09:47,825 --> 00:09:51,097 And it looks like the Sixties are in town. 102 00:10:21,977 --> 00:10:24,047 Come on, you guys. 103 00:10:35,732 --> 00:10:38,402 You're the cutest one in New York. 104 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:45,146 I got the most incredible rush when I hugged him that night. 105 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:48,718 But as a freshman I made a rule for myself: no boyfriends. 106 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:51,989 In high school, I was always in relationships. For the first time... 107 00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:56,497 I just wanted to be free to have a good time. But after seeing him in the bar... 108 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,334 What can I say? I couldn't help myself. 109 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,005 I thought for sure he wasn't interested. 110 00:11:02,205 --> 00:11:07,079 But when I saw him in the courtyard, I knew I had to throw away all rules. 111 00:11:21,635 --> 00:11:23,738 Monk... 112 00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:32,851 -What's going on? -I got action. 113 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,322 That sounds good. 114 00:11:38,693 --> 00:11:42,566 It was poetry, Al. The kind that makes you think about the first time. 115 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:47,440 Hicks, cut the crap. Look, what's going on? And who's in there? 116 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,944 -We get naked. -And then what? 117 00:11:51,613 --> 00:11:53,316 -She did it. -Did what? 118 00:11:53,683 --> 00:11:55,352 -I couldn't believe it. -Believe what? 119 00:11:55,552 --> 00:11:59,024 -It had never happened to me before. -What happened? 120 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:06,302 She... 121 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,142 she... 122 00:12:14,882 --> 00:12:17,185 she shoved... 123 00:12:17,385 --> 00:12:21,726 her finger in my butt. 124 00:12:21,926 --> 00:12:25,130 -In my... you know. -My God. 125 00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:34,912 My God! 126 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:41,189 Does this mean I'm gay? Am I gay? 127 00:12:41,389 --> 00:12:43,091 -Then again... -Shut up. 128 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,904 I saw the film last night. 129 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,743 It's not bad. 130 00:12:56,344 --> 00:13:00,417 That chariot sequence must've been kind of tricky. 131 00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:10,065 That old and still in love. 132 00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:16,175 -You ever been in love? -Sarah. All through high school. 133 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:20,815 Tingles and everything. Lost my virginity to her. 134 00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:24,320 -But that's all extinct. -Why? 135 00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:28,660 Because it happens. It's a probable fatality. 136 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,564 -How old are we? -2O. 137 00:13:31,765 --> 00:13:34,035 We don't need love in our lives. 138 00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:43,048 -Hi. -Hi. 139 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:46,620 -Hung over? -It's ghastly. 140 00:13:46,821 --> 00:13:51,161 Usually my parents never let me drink more than two. Come in. 141 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,578 -Nice to have a single. -It's the only lottery I've never won. 142 00:14:08,253 --> 00:14:10,356 Something sacred. 143 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:13,328 Thank you. Cake is my world. 144 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,678 I feel like I should pay admission. 145 00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:28,751 These are really, really good. 146 00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:34,193 Why, thank you. I'm not gonna major in it, though. 147 00:14:35,996 --> 00:14:37,497 Why not? 148 00:14:37,697 --> 00:14:40,502 I was supposed to go to the Art Institute in San Francisco. But... 149 00:14:40,702 --> 00:14:43,641 my parents think that fine arts is for graduate study, or something to do... 150 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,112 on weekends. Did you always wanna be a chef? 151 00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:51,452 Actually, when I was younger I kind of wanted to be a singer-songwriter. 152 00:14:51,653 --> 00:14:53,989 -Me too. -Really? 153 00:14:54,223 --> 00:14:57,595 -But I've absolutely no musical talent. -Me neither. 154 00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,267 But that's how I found painting. 155 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,638 Come here. Let me show you my album covers. 156 00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:13,385 See? I would paint myself in them. 157 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,555 These are so good! 158 00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:22,131 -Sister? -No, I'm an only child. 159 00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:26,104 -Me too. -We're prime for psychoanalysis. 160 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:30,845 -Tell me about it. -So can I psychoanalyze you? 161 00:15:32,815 --> 00:15:34,618 Sure. 162 00:15:43,932 --> 00:15:46,402 Childhood: good or bad? 163 00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:49,706 -Good and bad. -Favorite foods? 164 00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:56,417 This is such an intense subject for me. 165 00:15:57,351 --> 00:16:00,390 Fish. I love fish. 166 00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:04,362 -Have you ever been to Oceana? -No. 167 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:09,637 It's the most amazing restaurant. It's truly religious. 168 00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:19,018 -Vices? -Sleeping, beer, wine, cheese. 169 00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:21,288 Cigarettes, fashion magazines... 170 00:16:21,488 --> 00:16:23,792 TV, chocolate... 171 00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:26,662 ...underachievers. -You're single though, right? 172 00:16:27,564 --> 00:16:32,839 -It's supposed to be about you, not me. -It's been about you a little bit. 173 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,511 Who was your first kiss? 174 00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:39,182 -I don't know her name. -What? 175 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,619 I was twelve. 176 00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:45,324 I'd just finished at the dentist, who had Novocained my whole mouth. 177 00:16:45,591 --> 00:16:50,299 My mom was supposed to pick me up. And this lady comes out of this shop. 178 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:55,306 And she dropped something out of her pocket. A ring. 179 00:16:58,678 --> 00:17:02,183 I picked it up. I tried to call out to her... 180 00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:06,323 but my mouth wasn't opening too much and it was all slurred. 181 00:17:07,057 --> 00:17:10,729 She smiled. So finally... 182 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,568 I gave it to her. 183 00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:19,310 And then she kissed me. A real kiss. 184 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:23,883 And even though I couldn't feel anything, I got excited. 185 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,255 -Such a weird story. -It was weird. 186 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:30,826 But then I felt powerful, like I could kiss anybody. 187 00:17:31,628 --> 00:17:33,331 How about you? 188 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:38,171 -I was eleven. My gym partner. -You kiss like a fish. 189 00:17:39,273 --> 00:17:41,509 He was a jerk. 190 00:17:42,612 --> 00:17:46,283 -Some people like that kind of thing. -Not when you're eleven and a half. 191 00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:49,054 What kind of girls did you date in high school? 192 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:52,125 First there was Megan Brokski, a tenth-grade cheerleader. 193 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,998 Go, Al! My cute little beau! 194 00:17:56,199 --> 00:17:59,169 Take me out for a good time, yo! 195 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:02,775 Then there was Faith Keenan, the eleventh-grade klepto. 196 00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:05,045 Here, hide these. 197 00:18:05,245 --> 00:18:08,284 And Haley Heller, the twelfth-grade science prodigy. 198 00:18:08,484 --> 00:18:10,820 Look at this rare slug I found in your garden. 199 00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:13,759 -How about you? -There was Ted McGurran. 200 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,829 -He was allergic to me. -We can work things out. 201 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,901 Gabe Stiano. New Age freak with the crystal. 202 00:18:20,135 --> 00:18:24,841 If you hold this, things will work out. I know it. 203 00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:28,814 And Ricky James. But my dog didn't like him. 204 00:18:35,258 --> 00:18:38,462 So, can you make any conclusions, doctor? 205 00:18:40,632 --> 00:18:42,702 And why not? 206 00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:47,776 -Because I need to know the rest. -Have you ever been to India? 207 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,851 I just knew she'd appreciate a place like this. 208 00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:55,989 I just felt completely comfortable with him. 209 00:18:57,891 --> 00:19:02,031 -Do I have anything in my teeth? -No. 210 00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:04,134 Do l? 211 00:19:05,303 --> 00:19:07,106 What? 212 00:19:16,153 --> 00:19:19,892 She even stuck around while I got some secret cooking tips. 213 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,363 His passion for food was adorable. 214 00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:28,505 And there, in the middle of the park, we had our first kiss. 215 00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:33,913 That kiss belongs in a box so I can show my grandkids one day. 216 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,364 Can I use your bathroom? 217 00:20:04,225 --> 00:20:07,097 -Can you smell the essence, Emogin? -Imogen. 218 00:20:07,297 --> 00:20:10,368 -Imogen. -Yes, it's very nice. 219 00:20:10,569 --> 00:20:14,308 You know, it's like in music. You know how tone is intangible? 220 00:20:14,508 --> 00:20:18,113 This is tone, except to the palate. It is so powerful. 221 00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:21,451 Easy, tiger! We don't want her to think we're part of some epicurean cult. 222 00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:26,526 All right, I need the pepper now. Right now. A little sprinkle, okay? 223 00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:29,597 That's a shower, not a sprinkle. 224 00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:33,469 You have to learn to live in the in-between. 225 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:37,242 So, how long have you guys been together? 226 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,913 -Two months. -And a week. 227 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:42,684 -But, who's counting? -Do you have a song? 228 00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:45,989 -Actually, no. -Not yet. 229 00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:49,126 -But everybody should have a song. -We have a song. 230 00:20:50,629 --> 00:20:52,999 I'm not going to sing it. 231 00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:57,273 I got a great idea. Why don't I show Imogen my record collection? 232 00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:01,245 Then you can pick out a track. And I can dedicate it to you on the air. 233 00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:04,383 This is perfect, come here. I keep everything upstairs. 234 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:09,858 Alfred, she is adorable. Get back to those potatoes. 235 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:20,107 -What song did my mom suggest? -Something personal and timeless. 236 00:21:20,307 --> 00:21:21,776 -A classic. -So... 237 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,849 -"You Can Be My Bitch", by Master B? -The live version or radio edit? 238 00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:28,720 Live, since he burns the stage down and starts a riot. 239 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,257 Nice. Very nice. 240 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:37,933 -How about "Endless Love"? -Doesn't one of them die in the end? 241 00:21:39,302 --> 00:21:41,272 Good point. 242 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,947 -I've got it. -What? 243 00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:55,160 A little soul is necessary in life. 244 00:22:23,837 --> 00:22:26,207 Excuse me. 245 00:23:07,837 --> 00:23:12,010 -Stick with the painting thing, please. -Sometimes you just got to loosen up. 246 00:23:15,014 --> 00:23:17,685 Can't be an old man. 247 00:23:23,427 --> 00:23:25,030 You rock! 248 00:23:25,497 --> 00:23:27,767 You know, I taught her that. 249 00:23:28,969 --> 00:23:32,540 All right, maybe I had to loosen up a little. 250 00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:36,814 So I volunteered for her art project. 251 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,588 -This sucks. -Don't move an inch. 252 00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:45,760 -You're really enjoying this, aren't you? -More than you know. 253 00:23:50,502 --> 00:23:53,305 As you've heard many times before right here... 254 00:23:53,506 --> 00:23:57,278 you're not prepared to cook vegetables unless you're prepared to pick them. 255 00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:02,086 You don' t just ask anybody to dance. You ask the girl that looks good to you. 256 00:24:02,286 --> 00:24:05,590 Now, what's wrong with this picture? 257 00:24:05,858 --> 00:24:09,029 This lady has had a night of self-indulgence. 258 00:24:09,429 --> 00:24:11,432 You don't take her home to your mom. 259 00:24:12,434 --> 00:24:17,175 This is perfection. "P" for perfect. 260 00:24:17,408 --> 00:24:19,846 No detergents smelling up her aroma. 261 00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:22,716 No bruises shading her figure. 262 00:24:23,117 --> 00:24:26,522 No, this is perfect. Wait! Where is Al? 263 00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:28,892 Alfred? 264 00:24:29,961 --> 00:24:33,867 There he is. Al, my son. Al, come out here. Come on. 265 00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:36,838 Don't dawdle. These people have got places do go. 266 00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:38,908 My son, Al, ladies and gentlemen. 267 00:24:42,046 --> 00:24:45,852 He's going to be a chef too. He's so cute. 268 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:50,726 Feel that. You tell me, is that perfection? 269 00:24:51,093 --> 00:24:53,497 Yeah, it's pretty ripe. 270 00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:57,369 Al knows how to pick perfection. How do I know? 271 00:24:57,569 --> 00:25:02,878 Because she's in the audience right now. And she is a tomato. 272 00:25:03,078 --> 00:25:07,251 Imogen. I said it right this time. Stand up, honey. 273 00:25:07,651 --> 00:25:11,590 Stand up. Come on. There she is. 274 00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:16,965 -Say hello to your parents. -Hi. 275 00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:22,040 -Did you pick perfection or what? -Yeah, dad. She's perfect for me. 276 00:25:37,297 --> 00:25:42,070 When you're falling in love, sometimes one night makes it complete. 277 00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,640 In our case, it was my birthday. 278 00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:50,082 Imogen went all out. 279 00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:01,199 "Find the other candle." 280 00:26:02,267 --> 00:26:03,970 The other candle? 281 00:26:29,275 --> 00:26:31,545 Happy birthday. 282 00:26:53,077 --> 00:26:55,648 -You look... -You like? 283 00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,789 -I like it a lot. -Good. 284 00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:05,129 -Where are we? -I wanted this night to be special. 285 00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:09,002 I wanted to share something that's important to me with you. 286 00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:12,574 This is my favorite place in New York. I come here a lot... 287 00:27:12,774 --> 00:27:16,647 if I'm feeling down or homesick, or if I just need a little inspiration. 288 00:27:16,847 --> 00:27:19,017 This place has real soul. 289 00:27:19,217 --> 00:27:23,190 It's not like those cheesy art galleries which have T-shirts and postcards. 290 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,393 This is why I want to be an artist. 291 00:27:26,996 --> 00:27:29,132 Here, come on. 292 00:27:30,635 --> 00:27:32,905 They're all so beautiful. 293 00:27:33,105 --> 00:27:37,478 I don't know much about art. I kind of stopped with finger-painting. 294 00:27:37,678 --> 00:27:41,317 But I like this... 295 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,590 ...blurry one. -It's impressionistic. 296 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:49,095 It's not about how you see the world. It's how the artist sees it. 297 00:27:49,564 --> 00:27:52,568 It's somehow completely personal. 298 00:27:53,570 --> 00:27:55,739 What do you see in this? 299 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,748 -Morning? -Morning. 300 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:07,424 Well, yeah. See, because all the colors, the oranges and yellows... 301 00:28:07,624 --> 00:28:11,363 it kinda reminds me of two people having eggs. 302 00:28:12,966 --> 00:28:15,869 -I don' t know. -Do you see what the artist did... 303 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,139 with the way the colors blend with the light? 304 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:21,578 And the brush technique says something about the ambiance. 305 00:28:21,778 --> 00:28:25,150 It sets a mood with its luminous tones... 306 00:28:25,951 --> 00:28:29,624 and brilliant colors. It's really just a moment captured... 307 00:28:29,857 --> 00:28:32,294 but in away that makes it feel... 308 00:28:32,996 --> 00:28:34,898 alive. 309 00:28:38,371 --> 00:28:41,341 You make me feel alive. 310 00:28:52,926 --> 00:28:56,298 This is the best birthday I've ever had. 311 00:28:56,898 --> 00:28:59,268 There's more upstairs. 312 00:29:29,615 --> 00:29:31,818 I'm falling in love with you. 313 00:29:35,156 --> 00:29:37,927 I love you. 314 00:29:43,802 --> 00:29:49,244 -What about foreplay? -We've had it for 3 months. Relax. 315 00:29:53,217 --> 00:29:57,289 It'll never be that fast again. I promise. 316 00:30:02,064 --> 00:30:04,734 Look, I was really nervous that first night... 317 00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:07,638 but I think I more than made up for it the second time. 318 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,909 He really did make up for it. 319 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,446 And the cake was a perfect encore. 320 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:15,417 She used to do the cutest things... 321 00:30:15,618 --> 00:30:19,189 Like scratching my stomach when she wanted it in the morning. 322 00:30:22,194 --> 00:30:25,633 Understandably, we'd have to keep our faces from each other. 323 00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,437 Morning breath is a killer. 324 00:30:31,475 --> 00:30:35,648 Of course, when he wanted it in the morning he wasn't so subtle. 325 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,594 -But those were the best days. -The honeymoon days... 326 00:30:44,795 --> 00:30:47,065 -Where nothing mattered. -Nothing but us. 327 00:30:47,265 --> 00:30:49,268 But it wouldn't be long before the year was over ... 328 00:30:49,469 --> 00:30:53,742 -I was going to France that summer. -I told her it's only France, 3 months. 329 00:30:53,942 --> 00:30:56,713 -It wouldn't be so bad. -I didn't want to leave. 330 00:30:56,913 --> 00:31:00,552 I didn't want the year to end. It was the best year of my life. 331 00:31:00,753 --> 00:31:03,223 I'm in love. 332 00:31:05,593 --> 00:31:10,601 -Tingles and everything? -Yeah, tingles and everything. 333 00:31:10,801 --> 00:31:16,009 Love is a hoax. Our emotions are all provoked by chemical reactions. 334 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,913 It creates this euphoria that makes you stupid. 335 00:31:19,915 --> 00:31:23,854 It's all biochemistry. Trust me. It was my major. 336 00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:28,127 I'm afraid it's true, Al. All romantics are simply addicts. 337 00:31:28,494 --> 00:31:31,966 You guys just need to experience something of substance. 338 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,837 -Then you'll know my language. -Prove this love. 339 00:31:35,037 --> 00:31:38,242 You speak of its power. Why not show us? 340 00:31:40,412 --> 00:31:44,652 One of these is love, the other, illusion. 341 00:31:45,454 --> 00:31:48,926 Drink each and choose, but choose wisely... 342 00:31:49,126 --> 00:31:51,496 for there is no second chance. 343 00:31:51,696 --> 00:31:54,200 You cannot have a test without a wager. 344 00:31:55,602 --> 00:31:57,472 Point taken. 345 00:31:57,672 --> 00:32:02,011 If you fail, you have to be an extra in the picture tomorrow night. 346 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,416 -And if I win? -Then I'll buy you... 347 00:32:04,616 --> 00:32:08,956 ...an all-you-can-eat sushi dinner. -I don't want all the sushi I can eat! 348 00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:12,127 Trust me, you will. Now drink. 349 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:27,918 Chop-chop. 350 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:39,602 The second one. 351 00:32:41,204 --> 00:32:43,875 -You're certain? -I'm positive. 352 00:32:46,145 --> 00:32:49,751 This is love. You chose illusion. 353 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:55,259 I... I didn't. It's love, I know it. 354 00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,831 Call us at 9 PM, baby. Be ready to shine. 355 00:32:59,032 --> 00:33:01,736 There's a party in 4O6. Want to go? 356 00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:05,975 I'm your friend so it's my duty to warn you. 357 00:33:06,175 --> 00:33:12,017 Soon those tingles will disappear and you won't know what hit you. 358 00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:25,705 Actually, I'm not going to be around tonight. 359 00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,176 No? Why? 360 00:33:29,277 --> 00:33:32,549 I promised Monk I'd be en extra in a film he's directing. 361 00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:35,319 What? 362 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,291 I promised Monk I'd be an extra in a film he's directing. 363 00:33:38,491 --> 00:33:43,198 -You'll be an extra in a porno movie? -An epic. They reinvented the genre. 364 00:33:43,465 --> 00:33:45,569 -You're not going... -No. 365 00:33:46,236 --> 00:33:49,542 Besides, they're paying me fifty bucks. 366 00:33:49,742 --> 00:33:52,179 You'd rather be on a movie set than...? 367 00:33:52,579 --> 00:33:57,754 It's a battle scene and the regular extras are on strike. 368 00:33:57,954 --> 00:34:01,326 I'm leaving for France in two weeks and instead of sleeping with me... 369 00:34:01,526 --> 00:34:04,397 you'd rather be a day-player in some flick? 370 00:34:04,864 --> 00:34:09,638 -It's an extra. It's a pay difference. -Fine. This way we have it. 371 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,642 You can decide if we eat it too. 372 00:34:19,286 --> 00:34:21,256 Action! 373 00:34:35,210 --> 00:34:39,416 Watching Monk prepare to lead his troops into battle, I kept wondering... 374 00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:45,425 what was I doing? I chose this over Imogen? 375 00:34:51,234 --> 00:34:53,371 All I wanted to do was see her. 376 00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:00,215 To be with her. 377 00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:00,940 When you have moments like that one... 378 00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:04,179 you can't even imagine it won't stay that way. 379 00:36:05,547 --> 00:36:07,851 Look at those two. 380 00:36:10,121 --> 00:36:12,791 They can't keep their hands off each other. 381 00:36:12,991 --> 00:36:16,363 I'll bet you they think they'll always be that happy. 382 00:36:18,433 --> 00:36:20,670 I have some errands to run. 383 00:36:46,408 --> 00:36:51,183 So Imogen ended up going to France for the summer. 384 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:55,523 Remember how I told her it was just France and three months? 385 00:36:55,956 --> 00:37:00,029 It turns out that whole distance thing was a little harder than I thought. 386 00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:49,605 Welcome back. 387 00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:09,434 So, what do you think? 388 00:38:10,303 --> 00:38:13,073 Very beefy, Eddie. 389 00:38:14,175 --> 00:38:18,916 -What's with the Mullet cut? -This? It's pretty cool, right? 390 00:38:21,419 --> 00:38:23,289 These are coming back. 391 00:38:24,524 --> 00:38:26,861 They are, just you wait. 392 00:38:43,052 --> 00:38:45,489 -Your eyes are open. -So? 393 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:49,462 -That's weird. -Is it? Let me see. 394 00:38:51,365 --> 00:38:54,336 -That is weird. -Too weird. 395 00:38:54,536 --> 00:38:59,410 Why? Don't you want to watch me, watch my eyes while I kiss you? 396 00:38:59,611 --> 00:39:04,451 -Isn't it better with the eyes closed? -It depends on your mood, I guess. 397 00:39:09,092 --> 00:39:11,095 -Stop. -Why? 398 00:39:11,295 --> 00:39:14,500 -What? -I don't know. 399 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:19,340 -You like it? -I don't know, it's different. 400 00:39:32,193 --> 00:39:35,564 This needs to go upstairs for approval. 401 00:39:35,766 --> 00:39:39,672 So I'm in France for the summer. I've spent summer there since I was a kid. 402 00:39:39,939 --> 00:39:44,111 I'm meeting my dad's relatives in Nice, clubbing with friends in Saint-Tropez. 403 00:39:44,312 --> 00:39:47,884 I even took that funny-looking boat to Corsica. I was having so much fun. 404 00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:49,887 Did I miss Al? Absolutely. 405 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:53,626 He was all I talked about with friends. Then my cousin Maeva asked me: 406 00:39:55,094 --> 00:39:58,666 -And I said: "What?" -Married. Are you going to be married? 407 00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:01,938 Of course not. I'm only nineteen years old. 408 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:07,213 So now I'm back and lying in his arms. It's so nice to back in those arms. 409 00:40:07,413 --> 00:40:12,354 We're kissing and all I could think of was that word: married. 410 00:40:12,554 --> 00:40:15,258 And I started getting really confused. 411 00:40:15,425 --> 00:40:18,597 And my new room-mate only offered, well... 412 00:40:19,498 --> 00:40:24,271 ...other distractions. -Put this on. It's a doobie cap. 413 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:28,044 It, like, totally intensifies it. 414 00:40:28,912 --> 00:40:33,019 Like, the pores in your head... 415 00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:35,389 I don't know. 416 00:40:35,989 --> 00:40:40,330 It just holds the smoke in your head for, like, a lot longer. 417 00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:43,301 It's so right. 418 00:40:49,476 --> 00:40:53,717 Thank you. I am so proud of you. 419 00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:56,621 You did such a great job on the show. 420 00:40:56,821 --> 00:41:00,860 Everybody loves you. You worked so hard. 421 00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:03,665 You're going to be a senior. 422 00:41:07,304 --> 00:41:09,073 So? 423 00:41:09,274 --> 00:41:12,545 Don't you think you should get your butt into gear? You have a future. 424 00:41:12,745 --> 00:41:16,751 I plan on going to the French Culinary Institute after I graduate. 425 00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:19,589 That's a very smart move. 426 00:41:19,789 --> 00:41:23,695 -I think I might have a smarter one. -What? 427 00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:27,134 I think we should do a show together. Don't you think... 428 00:41:27,334 --> 00:41:30,005 a father and son show would be a great hook? 429 00:41:30,205 --> 00:41:33,477 -What is it? -You watch TV, right? 430 00:41:33,677 --> 00:41:36,548 -What kind of shows do you watch? -Talk-shows. 431 00:41:36,749 --> 00:41:38,318 Right, what else? 432 00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:41,322 -Enjoy it. -"Cops". 433 00:41:41,555 --> 00:41:45,294 So I say we do a reality cooking show. 434 00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:48,366 Explain. 435 00:41:48,867 --> 00:41:52,305 Are you sitting down? It's called "Cooks". 436 00:41:52,706 --> 00:41:55,410 Now, imagine a truck, a big rig. 437 00:41:55,610 --> 00:41:59,049 And it is stock piled with food and wines and spices. 438 00:41:59,282 --> 00:42:01,552 We travel around the country, just you and me. 439 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:05,224 I do the driving. I call the shots. 440 00:42:05,391 --> 00:42:09,465 We drive all over the country and we come to homes. Average homes. 441 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,736 Go! Go! Go! 442 00:42:12,936 --> 00:42:16,709 At the homes we rush in and say: "We're going to make you dinner." 443 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:20,681 We use the exciting style of all those shows. Shaky camera and everything. 444 00:42:20,881 --> 00:42:24,854 We've got a SWAT guy hold the mat gun point so they can't runaway. 445 00:42:25,122 --> 00:42:29,895 While we're in the kitchen, we say: "What kind of meal would you like?" 446 00:42:30,096 --> 00:42:32,800 -Chateaubriand? -And then we cook. 447 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,471 But while we're cooking, we teach. 448 00:42:35,838 --> 00:42:37,974 -If we need something special... -Garlic! 449 00:42:38,341 --> 00:42:43,082 ...a meat, a fish, a cheese, everyone likes cheese... you got the truck. 450 00:42:43,282 --> 00:42:44,585 It's bread! 451 00:42:44,785 --> 00:42:47,188 Every week a new cuisine. Every week... 452 00:42:47,389 --> 00:42:51,128 a new home. What do you think? 453 00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:56,068 -Sounds like a winner, Dad. -What's wrong? 454 00:43:02,311 --> 00:43:05,382 -Imogen. -No. 455 00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:13,762 Things locked inside become cancer. Do you know what a cancer does? 456 00:43:13,962 --> 00:43:18,469 Costs a lot of money to treat. I'm sorry. It's just... 457 00:43:19,070 --> 00:43:22,642 she's been back awhile now and it's not the same. 458 00:43:22,942 --> 00:43:26,014 It's all about growing up and growing together. 459 00:43:26,214 --> 00:43:29,519 It's all about growing old and growing apart. 460 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:35,729 Excuse me. It takes work, Al. So, either you do the work or you get out. 461 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:50,250 That one's no good. 462 00:43:54,891 --> 00:43:58,964 When guys drift from their loved ones they sometimes drift toward... 463 00:43:59,164 --> 00:44:02,302 how should I put this? Less productive pursuits. 464 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:12,117 What's up? 465 00:44:12,451 --> 00:44:15,722 Monk called. Having people over. 466 00:44:15,923 --> 00:44:18,460 I got a mid-term in the morning. 467 00:44:22,433 --> 00:44:27,039 -He left this for you. -You're lame, man. 468 00:44:29,577 --> 00:44:32,848 Don't mess with these guns! Don't mess with them! 469 00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:44,566 You may be pretty, buff. But you look a little bit like a Solid Gold dancer. 470 00:44:53,179 --> 00:44:55,983 But my dad was right. You gotta do the work. 471 00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:58,153 So, I thought a day in the country... 472 00:44:58,353 --> 00:45:01,625 along with my famous smoked salmon would help turn things around. 473 00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:16,281 Is this cheese fat-free, yo? 474 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:23,124 Rid yourself of this health curse. It'll only backfire in later days. 475 00:45:23,758 --> 00:45:29,167 Yeah, eating habits are reflexive of, like, sexual technique. 476 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:33,173 So did you really smoke that fish yourself? 477 00:45:33,373 --> 00:45:36,912 It's no big deal once you get the hang of all the steps. 478 00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:39,783 Then maybe you could cook for me sometime. 479 00:45:40,184 --> 00:45:42,554 That would be... 480 00:45:42,854 --> 00:45:46,860 nice. What do you fancy? 481 00:45:48,029 --> 00:45:50,499 Any kind of meat. 482 00:45:56,341 --> 00:45:59,913 -Catch us if you can. -I'll be driving. 483 00:46:00,113 --> 00:46:02,617 -No, you're a mess. -You're drunk. 484 00:46:02,817 --> 00:46:05,989 -Plus I got the keys. -No, you don't. 485 00:46:06,757 --> 00:46:08,659 Yes, you do. 486 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,670 "We should just sit here and wait." 487 00:46:15,871 --> 00:46:19,443 Okay, relax. Somebody's bound to come along. 488 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:23,716 -We're in the middle of nowhere. -Don't worry. We're going to be okay. 489 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:28,089 -Don't be moody about it. -I'm not. Don't give that moody crap. 490 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:33,464 Don't even think about it. 491 00:46:34,866 --> 00:46:38,038 It didn't take much to see the accident as a sign. 492 00:46:38,238 --> 00:46:40,308 So while Monk was training to play Macbeth... 493 00:46:40,775 --> 00:46:43,747 Imogen and I decided to start over. 494 00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:56,833 -I cherish our walks in the park. -They are nice. 495 00:46:57,033 --> 00:47:00,438 Makes me feel good about myself. 496 00:47:03,577 --> 00:47:08,083 Your wounds from the crash have healed. But tell me... 497 00:47:08,717 --> 00:47:12,389 are things well between you and Lady Imogen? 498 00:47:12,891 --> 00:47:14,793 Very well, indeed. 499 00:47:15,094 --> 00:47:19,868 Can you make a fair judgement? Is she forever? 500 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:23,740 Well, we're much more serious these days. 501 00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:28,581 Enlighten me. I'm eager to hear the talk of mortals. 502 00:47:30,751 --> 00:47:34,557 What's great is the sharing. She's really getting back into her art. 503 00:47:34,924 --> 00:47:36,994 And she's really talented. 504 00:47:37,628 --> 00:47:42,769 It's nice to accept each other's vices. She's cut down since the crash. 505 00:47:42,969 --> 00:47:46,909 It's her outlet. I have my own. 506 00:47:47,142 --> 00:47:50,681 And her work ethic is kicking in. Which is good for anyone. 507 00:47:51,315 --> 00:47:53,251 We've... 508 00:47:53,853 --> 00:47:56,823 spruced up our sex life. 509 00:47:57,024 --> 00:48:00,095 Making it a little bit more exotic. 510 00:48:01,297 --> 00:48:05,671 On Sundays I cook a nice dinner. We sit afterwards. 511 00:48:06,738 --> 00:48:10,411 Sometimes we'll fool around on the kitchen table. 512 00:48:10,611 --> 00:48:15,552 But usually it's me reading and her sketching. 513 00:48:15,752 --> 00:48:19,425 Sure, we fight. One time, I finnaly beat her at Ping-Pong. 514 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:23,497 And she didn't even high-fived me. Maybe I was being a sore winner. 515 00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:29,940 And that's when the making up feels best. 516 00:48:31,243 --> 00:48:34,247 -And you know what comes then? -What? 517 00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:36,885 The tingles. 518 00:48:40,055 --> 00:48:43,661 -It's an enchanting tale. -It's true. 519 00:48:43,861 --> 00:48:48,402 You realize, of course, that this could be your descent into timely separation. 520 00:48:48,602 --> 00:48:50,772 -How? -Like a ripe fruit... 521 00:48:50,972 --> 00:48:54,945 it falls from the tree. And that is nature's course. 522 00:48:55,445 --> 00:48:58,784 I don't know what Monk was talking about. 523 00:48:58,984 --> 00:49:02,256 I thought things were going pretty good. 524 00:49:06,829 --> 00:49:08,832 In the morning. 525 00:49:09,133 --> 00:49:12,505 -Why? -Because I'm tired. 526 00:49:16,778 --> 00:49:18,948 Are they ever going to shut up? 527 00:49:19,214 --> 00:49:22,119 It's Friday night. People are out. 528 00:49:22,286 --> 00:49:25,959 Wait up. I just took a dump in my pants. 529 00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:40,180 Hello? We're closed! 530 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:54,034 -It's what I wanna... -Because... 531 00:49:54,234 --> 00:49:58,408 -I've already got smell-o-vision. -You must be a mom. 532 00:50:25,582 --> 00:50:27,953 Welcome back to "The Man Show". Tonight's topic: 533 00:50:28,153 --> 00:50:30,923 men who wear the skirts in their relationship. 534 00:50:31,123 --> 00:50:34,495 Let me introduce you to our guest, Al Connely. 535 00:50:34,696 --> 00:50:39,370 Al can't even get sex from his own girlfriend. Pathetic. 536 00:50:43,509 --> 00:50:47,382 You're still in college, right? Only going out for a year. 537 00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:52,155 -For a while. It's not every night. -What are you studying there? 538 00:50:52,356 --> 00:50:55,160 Liberal arts. But I want to be a chef. 539 00:50:55,394 --> 00:51:00,067 I see. So you're bi, but you eventually wanna go gay. Very ambitious. 540 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:07,312 -What kind of chef you wanna be? -French cuisine. 541 00:51:07,512 --> 00:51:09,882 French cuisine? 542 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:15,324 Cuisine? First of all, it's food, all right? 543 00:51:15,524 --> 00:51:18,429 That's your problem right there. You're not much of a guy, Al. 544 00:51:18,629 --> 00:51:21,033 No, I'm trying to respect her. 545 00:51:23,269 --> 00:51:26,341 Al, can l... by the way, can I call you Alice? 546 00:51:29,011 --> 00:51:34,720 Let me tell you what women respect: not being respected. Right, Jimmy? 547 00:51:35,555 --> 00:51:38,459 Let's go to the audience, see if they have any questions. You. 548 00:51:39,461 --> 00:51:44,501 Al, could you cross your legs for me? Your panties are starting to show. 549 00:51:55,118 --> 00:51:57,188 What a nightmare. 550 00:51:57,421 --> 00:52:00,092 Remind me to cancel cable. 551 00:52:00,292 --> 00:52:02,930 Who can sleep now? 552 00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:10,875 I didn't want him to feel rejected. But I had other things on my mind. 553 00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:14,748 Thing she couldn't understand. 554 00:53:32,665 --> 00:53:37,439 When you watch people go through this stuff on TV, it always seem fake. 555 00:53:38,274 --> 00:53:42,213 But when it happens to you, there's nothing fake about it. 556 00:54:06,817 --> 00:54:10,355 -I thought we were careful. -Oh, that's sincere. 557 00:54:10,856 --> 00:54:13,728 -Why did you wait so long to tell me? -I was hoping it 'd come. 558 00:54:13,928 --> 00:54:16,298 -But you're usually pretty regular. -You don't know, it's not your body! 559 00:54:16,498 --> 00:54:19,470 -Relax. -I will not relax! 560 00:54:24,376 --> 00:54:28,917 Let's just get it over with. We are here together. 561 00:54:29,084 --> 00:54:31,988 We can do this together. 562 00:54:32,757 --> 00:54:34,693 I'm sorry. 563 00:54:36,261 --> 00:54:38,899 I just need to be by myself right now. 564 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,536 I'm sorry. 565 00:54:51,050 --> 00:54:54,423 So there I was, smacked in the middle of every girl's nightmare. 566 00:54:54,623 --> 00:54:57,093 I know it must have been just as hard for Al. 567 00:54:57,293 --> 00:55:00,231 And he was so sincere when he said we can do this together. 568 00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:03,602 But I just needed to be alone. 569 00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:06,874 Who am I kidding? I needed to freak out. 570 00:55:07,075 --> 00:55:10,747 Now, instead of the word "married" frightening me, it was "mother". 571 00:55:10,947 --> 00:55:13,819 I was so terrified and nervous I asked Lana to read the results. 572 00:55:14,152 --> 00:55:18,392 I think it's like, pink. That means "no", right? 573 00:55:18,692 --> 00:55:21,664 The biggest relief I have ever felt in my life. 574 00:55:21,864 --> 00:55:24,434 But after the false alarm, we started getting distant. 575 00:55:24,634 --> 00:55:28,440 We were carrying more responsibilities than we could handle. 576 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,677 We just wanted to act our age. 577 00:55:30,877 --> 00:55:34,349 Actually, I wanted to work things out. Al wanted to act our age. 578 00:55:34,549 --> 00:55:37,354 What do college kids do when they can't handle reality? 579 00:55:37,621 --> 00:55:39,290 Party! Party! 580 00:55:39,491 --> 00:55:44,364 Al thought it 'd be better to go to one of Monk's parties and forget about us. 581 00:55:44,565 --> 00:55:48,538 And I ended up going, but with a chip on my shoulder. A big one. 582 00:55:51,308 --> 00:55:54,112 -Is everything in full swing here? -Yes. 583 00:55:54,413 --> 00:55:59,921 No one goes hungry or thirsty. No one goes home alone. 584 00:56:00,122 --> 00:56:04,529 Hello, darling. How are you? Have you tried the machine? Do try. 585 00:56:04,729 --> 00:56:07,466 Here's where the beautiful people are hiding. 586 00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:10,438 -How about a drink? -The bar's straight left, friend. 587 00:56:10,638 --> 00:56:13,709 I've never seen your "Camelot" before. 588 00:56:13,910 --> 00:56:17,080 Then see it from the king's eyes. 589 00:56:19,184 --> 00:56:22,255 Don't worry, friend. I'll return her. 590 00:56:33,873 --> 00:56:35,909 Does that feel good? 591 00:56:36,210 --> 00:56:39,815 -Yes. -You want to go next, big boy? 592 00:56:42,018 --> 00:56:44,255 So you're ready for another? 593 00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:50,732 -Name, rank and serial number. -How goes it? 594 00:56:50,932 --> 00:56:54,370 Tipsy goes it. Want some? 595 00:56:54,571 --> 00:56:56,941 Is this love or illusion? 596 00:56:57,242 --> 00:56:59,111 Burgundy. 597 00:57:02,215 --> 00:57:04,786 Feel those endorphins? 598 00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:10,862 I have more. 599 00:57:25,617 --> 00:57:29,156 -What's this? -Don't you wanna make me pancakes? 600 00:57:31,393 --> 00:57:34,131 But that's part of the challenge. 601 00:57:34,331 --> 00:57:38,771 -Don't you get tired of doing press? -Yes, yes. 602 00:57:38,971 --> 00:57:42,376 Quite, quite. But it sells pictures, sweetheart. 603 00:57:43,044 --> 00:57:46,916 -Just make me pancakes. -I think... 604 00:57:47,751 --> 00:57:50,388 And you can make them before... 605 00:57:52,692 --> 00:57:54,661 or after. 606 00:57:55,063 --> 00:57:58,067 I was reluctant to take the role. 607 00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:02,708 Mr. Morrison! You've met Lady Imogen? 608 00:58:06,981 --> 00:58:08,650 We know each other. 609 00:58:10,953 --> 00:58:14,325 No one ever made me pancakes. 610 00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:17,162 Cyrus. 611 00:58:19,466 --> 00:58:22,237 I'm in love with someone else. 612 00:58:22,804 --> 00:58:24,741 I can't make you anything. 613 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:33,120 When I'm with my bass... 614 00:58:34,923 --> 00:58:39,162 It's like I'm with a woman. And when I play... 615 00:58:39,362 --> 00:58:43,870 it's like we're spooning. But while we spoon... 616 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:48,743 we make music. That's why I play, man. 617 00:58:49,010 --> 00:58:51,682 -That's cool. -There you are. 618 00:58:56,722 --> 00:59:00,294 Name's Morrison. Jim... 619 00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:03,967 ...Morrison. -I'm sorry. This is... 620 00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:06,637 Alfred Connely. 621 00:59:06,838 --> 00:59:10,309 -So, what year are you? -Dropped out. 622 00:59:10,509 --> 00:59:15,951 I felt like I had to focus my energy on my music. 623 00:59:16,151 --> 00:59:19,824 -And I deal drugs on the side. -How productive. 624 00:59:22,127 --> 00:59:25,799 Imogen tell you she's designing my album cover? 625 00:59:25,966 --> 00:59:30,641 I didn't want to jinx it in case I felt pressured while I was working on it. 626 00:59:34,045 --> 00:59:36,416 Yo, folks? 627 00:59:36,783 --> 00:59:41,056 So I'm baking hash cakes over at Lana's, right? 628 00:59:41,256 --> 00:59:45,496 And Imogen comes over, and so I start to hit on her because she's hot. 629 00:59:45,997 --> 00:59:51,405 She tells me she's got this boyfriend or something, but I'm cool with that. 630 00:59:51,606 --> 00:59:55,044 So then I asked her if I could see some of her paintings. They're so good. 631 00:59:55,244 --> 00:59:59,685 -She's a very talented lady. -Yeah! So good! 632 01:00:00,686 --> 01:00:03,557 I'm going to the bathroom. 633 01:00:03,857 --> 01:00:06,127 I'll go with you. 634 01:00:08,030 --> 01:00:10,601 Wait up. 635 01:00:11,236 --> 01:00:13,973 So what's your deal, man? 636 01:00:14,306 --> 01:00:18,679 -I work in TV. "Cops". -No way. 637 01:00:19,147 --> 01:00:21,851 My old man is a cop. Real tough one. 638 01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:24,488 Blew somebody away the other day right in front of me. 639 01:00:24,889 --> 01:00:28,261 -You got some beer on your back. -So what? 640 01:00:28,461 --> 01:00:31,032 Don't let that get you down, man. 641 01:00:32,534 --> 01:00:34,905 Light my fire, moron. 642 01:00:40,246 --> 01:00:42,549 What the hell is this about an album cover? 643 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:46,088 -So? -So? He just wants to ring your bell. 644 01:00:46,289 --> 01:00:49,660 What about Cyrus's bell? You have naked pictures of her under your bed! 645 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:52,464 -And last week I saw you with her. -We're just friends. 646 01:00:52,631 --> 01:00:54,935 -She's going through a bad time. -I'm sure. 647 01:00:55,135 --> 01:00:57,906 Why the hell didn't you tell me about that lizard king's album cover? 648 01:00:58,106 --> 01:01:01,577 So what? Are you afraid that I'm gonna do something without you? 649 01:01:01,979 --> 01:01:05,751 -You're being a real bitch, you know! -You are an old man and I hate that! 650 01:01:05,918 --> 01:01:08,522 And I hate you! 651 01:01:19,906 --> 01:01:22,409 They don't understand me. 652 01:01:22,776 --> 01:01:25,181 And I bet they don't get you either, huh? 653 01:01:26,882 --> 01:01:30,221 I'm going to say something real important here. 654 01:01:30,622 --> 01:01:34,094 This is definitely the best conversation I've had all night. 655 01:01:34,294 --> 01:01:36,665 Look, Hicks, would you cut it out? 656 01:01:37,699 --> 01:01:40,036 Hicks, cut it out. 657 01:01:40,236 --> 01:01:42,607 Get your damn hands off of her. 658 01:01:52,154 --> 01:01:55,226 Why can't I get a girlfriend like yours? 659 01:02:02,570 --> 01:02:05,809 It's me. I'm downstairs. 660 01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:41,329 I'm sorry. 661 01:02:42,999 --> 01:02:44,700 I am. 662 01:02:56,018 --> 01:02:59,790 -I have to tell you something. -What? 663 01:03:02,193 --> 01:03:05,732 I slept with Jim last night. 664 01:03:20,722 --> 01:03:23,760 Get the fuck out! 665 01:03:45,860 --> 01:03:49,132 All right. Just, before you hate me, hear me out. 666 01:03:49,332 --> 01:03:54,006 It was a horrible mistake. In one night I destroyed everything Al and I had. 667 01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:59,180 And I was an absolute coward for it. But I just wanted my youth back. 668 01:03:59,381 --> 01:04:02,819 There was no way to apologize after that. It was over. 669 01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:06,492 I felt like there was only one thing I could do: leave. 670 01:04:06,692 --> 01:04:11,866 Just go and start over. But I couldn't do that until I told him how I felt. 671 01:04:16,507 --> 01:04:19,677 I just wish I had the courage to stay. 672 01:04:35,368 --> 01:04:39,307 I used to sit in my room with my sketchpad... 673 01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:43,013 whether it was at home or here... 674 01:04:45,283 --> 01:04:49,223 and within a few seconds, I would be somewhere else. 675 01:04:50,257 --> 01:04:52,994 And that was so special to me. 676 01:04:53,896 --> 01:04:55,799 But... 677 01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:58,303 for some reason... 678 01:04:58,971 --> 01:05:02,242 I can't get to that place anymore. 679 01:05:04,112 --> 01:05:08,385 I'm so sorry that I hurt you the way that I did. 680 01:05:09,754 --> 01:05:12,725 I can't do this anymore. 681 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,832 I have, I need to go. 682 01:05:22,974 --> 01:05:27,046 Ouch! That kind of sucked. 683 01:05:27,313 --> 01:05:31,686 Anyway. After that, Imogen moved to San Francisco to finish school. 684 01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:37,028 And me? How did I end up? Well, you'll see. 685 01:05:38,964 --> 01:05:41,435 Graduation came and went. 686 01:05:42,370 --> 01:05:45,775 You'd think I'd feel fulfilled, but I didn't. 687 01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:49,146 I was starting to get down, so I went to Monk for advice. 688 01:05:49,548 --> 01:05:52,985 -I need to talk. -Should I open with a joke? 689 01:05:53,186 --> 01:05:57,593 -I can't even eat anymore. -There's too much base on my cheeks. 690 01:05:57,793 --> 01:06:01,031 My regular make-up girl is free-lancing for Stallone. 691 01:06:01,232 --> 01:06:04,136 He was giving a lecture about censorship and art. 692 01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:06,306 And he wouldn't even listen to me. 693 01:06:06,506 --> 01:06:09,644 Time to summon the blood, time to summon the blood. 694 01:06:10,278 --> 01:06:12,950 We stopped being friends after that. 695 01:06:26,604 --> 01:06:30,777 I found myself staying indoors, a lot. 696 01:06:30,977 --> 01:06:35,183 One day, a little spider came down from the ceiling. 697 01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:41,592 His name was Owen, he told me he'd lived in that apartment his whole life. 698 01:06:42,661 --> 01:06:46,066 And that he'd never seen a tenant spend so much time alone. 699 01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:50,206 He asked if I wanted him to spin a web over the door, so no one could get in. 700 01:06:50,406 --> 01:06:52,309 I told him: "No, thanks". 701 01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,948 Even though it sounded like the best idea yet. 702 01:06:56,248 --> 01:07:01,122 But Owen the spider had a good point: "Stop feeling sorry for yourself. 703 01:07:01,322 --> 01:07:05,128 It's boring." So I decided to date again. 704 01:07:05,328 --> 01:07:10,269 I only allow myself to have crabs on weekends. So thank God it's Friday. 705 01:07:11,472 --> 01:07:13,508 Are you going to eat your bread? 706 01:07:14,409 --> 01:07:19,283 He's cute and he didn't bring me to a cheap restaurant. Okay. Bye. 707 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:21,854 My dad. He just likes to check in. 708 01:07:24,023 --> 01:07:28,396 State requires that I wear a tracking device or I violate my parole. 709 01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:36,408 I know this is a little bit silly, but do I have any food in my teeth? 710 01:07:37,410 --> 01:07:40,983 As you can see, my choices were limited. 711 01:07:41,183 --> 01:07:45,556 So one day I bumped into Cyrus and we started having a fling. 712 01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:50,898 Trouble is she had this thing about Barnes and Noble bookstores. 713 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,671 But I could never bring myself to make her pancakes. 714 01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:00,312 I heard she went back to MIT. 715 01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:03,784 So, I thought going to the Culinary Institute would turn my life around. 716 01:08:07,289 --> 01:08:10,627 But food never tasted like it used to do. 717 01:08:12,163 --> 01:08:14,400 I started cutting class. 718 01:08:15,435 --> 01:08:18,673 I flunked the pop quiz on fish fileting. 719 01:08:18,973 --> 01:08:22,946 And pretty soon I was a culinary drop-out. 720 01:08:26,618 --> 01:08:31,059 With nothing else to do, I was forced to go bar-hopping with Hicks. 721 01:08:37,001 --> 01:08:39,771 I'd sure like to unfold her napkin, you know? 722 01:08:41,975 --> 01:08:46,147 -God, I'm feeling grabby tonight. -Last night wasn't enough? 723 01:08:47,650 --> 01:08:49,920 I didn't arrive. 724 01:08:50,488 --> 01:08:54,861 -You didn't arrive? -No, I was too wasted. 725 01:08:55,061 --> 01:08:58,267 -Was she older or younger? -Sixty. 726 01:08:58,567 --> 01:09:03,374 -You slept with a 6O-year old woman? -When you work in physical therapy... 727 01:09:03,574 --> 01:09:07,747 ...you make friends fast. -My God. 728 01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,251 -I'm not interested anymore... -No way! 729 01:09:10,451 --> 01:09:12,888 It's just what I need. 730 01:09:13,289 --> 01:09:16,460 -The economy catch. -It was your idea, damn it! 731 01:09:16,661 --> 01:09:18,864 She's with a guy. 732 01:09:19,064 --> 01:09:21,334 -But they are fighting, Al. -Go! 733 01:09:21,835 --> 01:09:24,005 They are fighting. 734 01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:29,547 'Sup?'sup? 735 01:09:31,049 --> 01:09:33,720 You want some of this? 736 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,424 Get the hell out of here! 737 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:52,983 I had moved into my own little studio. 738 01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:59,592 I stood there wondering where she was at that moment... 739 01:10:00,126 --> 01:10:03,999 what she was doing. How did her hair look? 740 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:07,137 I just wanted to see her again. 741 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,510 I'd saved all these things from our past. 742 01:10:12,011 --> 01:10:16,685 Letters, tapes we made to each other, pictures. 743 01:10:17,052 --> 01:10:19,822 I just wanted to look through it all again. 744 01:10:20,024 --> 01:10:23,295 Remember it. Remember her. 745 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:31,240 When I was thru, instead of feeling like I could shake things off and move on... 746 01:10:31,775 --> 01:10:34,312 I felt the opposite. 747 01:11:25,188 --> 01:11:28,160 We can do silly things for love. 748 01:11:30,230 --> 01:11:33,601 You wouldn't believe what I did. 749 01:11:35,704 --> 01:11:39,076 Luckily he had a phenomenal amount of alcohol in his blood... 750 01:11:39,276 --> 01:11:42,081 which kept the shampoo from circulating before we could get it out of him. 751 01:11:42,281 --> 01:11:44,418 Shampoo? 752 01:11:44,618 --> 01:11:48,424 We're gonna have a psych evaluate him. Maybe we'll get some answers. 753 01:11:49,492 --> 01:11:51,996 -Can we see him? -Sure. 754 01:11:52,563 --> 01:11:55,335 Come on. Shampoo? 755 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,120 -What did you do? -We were worried sick. 756 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:11,626 -Look what you put your mother through! -They want a psych to check you out. 757 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:14,764 Mom, Dad, stop. 758 01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:18,135 I'm okay. 759 01:12:19,537 --> 01:12:21,407 Yes, you are. 760 01:12:21,607 --> 01:12:25,280 So why don't you tell us about this shampoo thing? 761 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:30,020 You drank the shampoo because you hoped you were immune to it? 762 01:12:30,421 --> 01:12:32,424 -Right. -You hoped you were immune to it? 763 01:12:32,624 --> 01:12:35,128 -The shampoo. -Why did you hope you were immune? 764 01:12:35,495 --> 01:12:39,567 Because if I was immune to it then I wouldn't need it again ever. 765 01:12:39,734 --> 01:12:41,771 -The shampoo? -No, her. 766 01:12:42,072 --> 01:12:44,809 But you weren't immune to it. You needed to have your stomach pumped. 767 01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:50,251 -That's what worries me. -When was the last time you saw her? 768 01:12:50,451 --> 01:12:53,957 It's been a while. She moved out west to start over. 769 01:12:54,157 --> 01:12:56,927 I found out she's working for a publishing company, doing artwork. 770 01:12:57,127 --> 01:13:00,099 Have you had any girlfriends since? 771 01:13:05,374 --> 01:13:11,183 That's my number. From the sound of all this, I think I found my next book. 772 01:13:13,353 --> 01:13:17,859 -How are you feeling? -Pumping me with garlic and olive oil. 773 01:13:18,126 --> 01:13:21,898 -What are you going to do next? -I was thinking about... 774 01:13:22,432 --> 01:13:25,104 giving Paul John Breslin at Oceana a call. 775 01:13:25,304 --> 01:13:29,910 Oceana? He's a Mussolini. Why not just go dry dishes somewhere? 776 01:13:30,111 --> 01:13:32,915 -You don't need that. -Dad, I do need that. 777 01:13:35,319 --> 01:13:37,856 I wasn't going to tell you this until you were better. 778 01:13:38,156 --> 01:13:42,630 You know our show, "Cooks"? It's been approved. 779 01:13:42,830 --> 01:13:45,501 We can do it the way we talked about it. 780 01:13:46,169 --> 01:13:50,942 Dad, I kinda wanna work my way up. "Cooks" is your thing. 781 01:13:53,713 --> 01:13:56,718 You know, sometimes I don't even know if you're making sense. 782 01:13:56,985 --> 01:13:59,121 Dad. 783 01:13:59,689 --> 01:14:01,658 I know what I need to do. 784 01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:11,607 I was thinking about having this party for you, for the show. 785 01:14:12,175 --> 01:14:13,944 Maybe we should have it anyway. 786 01:14:14,244 --> 01:14:18,417 You can invite all your friends. We'll have fun. 787 01:14:20,987 --> 01:14:23,258 No shampoo. 788 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,989 -Excellent choice. -I knew you'd approve. 789 01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:47,161 -Always. -Remember the first time we heard it? 790 01:14:47,361 --> 01:14:49,331 I do. 791 01:14:53,504 --> 01:14:56,107 I would like you to meet Emma. 792 01:14:59,846 --> 01:15:04,921 Sorry we didn't meet at the club, but I was busy looking to take Eddie home. 793 01:15:08,593 --> 01:15:13,768 We had ice-cream and he listened to my problems... 794 01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:17,306 and then we fell asleep in each other's arms. 795 01:15:18,108 --> 01:15:20,111 We... 796 01:15:20,678 --> 01:15:22,681 kind of hit it off. 797 01:15:23,148 --> 01:15:25,953 -That's really cool. -Shit. 798 01:15:26,153 --> 01:15:28,423 We're going to miss Shark Week. 799 01:15:28,623 --> 01:15:31,695 She loves the Discovery Channel. What can I tell you? 800 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:35,568 -Let's take a cab, okay? -No, subway is faster. 801 01:15:55,798 --> 01:15:58,970 I'm not good with open wounds. 802 01:16:00,138 --> 01:16:03,209 You were always my Lancelot. 803 01:16:03,443 --> 01:16:06,581 I was just never your king. 804 01:16:11,555 --> 01:16:14,560 A lot of good moments in that park down there. 805 01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:20,969 How is the Renaissance? 806 01:16:21,303 --> 01:16:26,211 It's good. My new book is out next month. 807 01:16:28,448 --> 01:16:32,987 I'm doing the university lecture tour thing. 808 01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:37,628 The movies are always there, always making money. 809 01:16:38,729 --> 01:16:44,472 But I'd only admit this to you. I miss the tingles. 810 01:16:48,578 --> 01:16:51,416 I heard a rumor you tried to... 811 01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:54,687 end it. 812 01:16:55,388 --> 01:16:59,661 I tried to get my life back through a... 813 01:16:59,828 --> 01:17:01,631 romantic exorcism. 814 01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:07,406 It's not the meaning of life, Alfred. It's the feeling of life. 815 01:17:08,976 --> 01:17:12,046 Look at that park down there. 816 01:17:12,448 --> 01:17:16,687 Just think how many loves lost and found in it. 817 01:17:16,888 --> 01:17:22,061 How many first kisses kissed. Frisbees lost. 818 01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:25,534 And just remember... 819 01:17:26,803 --> 01:17:29,306 that's your park, friend. 820 01:17:31,075 --> 01:17:34,047 And you've got your whole life to walk through it. 821 01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:15,710 I was in town so I called you at your old number. It was disconnected. 822 01:18:17,279 --> 01:18:21,051 -I moved. -I know. I called your parents. 823 01:18:21,285 --> 01:18:23,021 They filled me in. 824 01:18:40,281 --> 01:18:43,151 San Francisco seems to agree with you. 825 01:18:43,685 --> 01:18:47,324 You even have a tinge of Haigh-Ashbury. 826 01:18:47,524 --> 01:18:51,230 It's kinda hard to dodge that style when you live in the Haigh. 827 01:18:52,098 --> 01:18:57,339 Must be nice, though. Having a job, doing what you love. 828 01:18:57,540 --> 01:18:59,910 Sometimes I think it's silly. 829 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:03,783 But then when I go to the bookstores and I see the covers that I've done... 830 01:19:03,983 --> 01:19:08,756 -I don't know. It's kind of cool. -It's really cool. 831 01:19:09,057 --> 01:19:12,829 I mean, they flew you out here for a book convention... 832 01:19:13,030 --> 01:19:15,934 and put you up in a hotel for the whole weekend. 833 01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:19,273 Sounds like you're doing really well. 834 01:19:21,076 --> 01:19:22,912 So... 835 01:19:24,113 --> 01:19:26,517 you're going to work in fish. 836 01:19:27,719 --> 01:19:30,189 You know how I feel about fish. 837 01:19:44,745 --> 01:19:50,187 -That one has a really nice view. -I've seen better. 838 01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:18,095 Megan, sweetie, come on. 839 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,904 You know what my fear is? 840 01:20:24,104 --> 01:20:27,109 -What? -One day we'll pass on the street... 841 01:20:27,309 --> 01:20:32,149 ...and have an artificial conversation. -That's the worst. 842 01:20:37,391 --> 01:20:40,462 So, you're going home tomorrow? 843 01:20:40,663 --> 01:20:45,370 Actually, today. My flight is in two hours. 844 01:20:47,006 --> 01:20:49,009 The sun will be up soon. 845 01:20:49,209 --> 01:20:52,581 I can't believe we spent the whole night walking around. 846 01:21:01,594 --> 01:21:05,567 -This looks familiar. -I try to avoid this corner. 847 01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:08,972 Let's go over there. It'll help you overcome your demons. 848 01:21:09,172 --> 01:21:12,311 -Now you're the therapist again. -And you're the patient again. 849 01:21:12,511 --> 01:21:14,514 As always. 850 01:21:25,531 --> 01:21:29,270 So can I psychoanalyze you? 851 01:21:31,139 --> 01:21:33,409 Sure. 852 01:21:33,843 --> 01:21:36,814 Post-collegiate years: half-empty or half-full? 853 01:21:37,115 --> 01:21:41,755 -Half-empty. -I'd have to go with half-empty too. 854 01:21:43,157 --> 01:21:46,930 Greatest accomplishment since I last saw you? 855 01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:49,967 Making friends with a spider. 856 01:21:52,404 --> 01:21:55,376 -Vices? -Shampoo. 857 01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:58,648 Was that rumor true? 858 01:21:58,848 --> 01:22:01,585 It's open to interpretation. 859 01:22:03,655 --> 01:22:06,159 What are your vices? 860 01:22:06,359 --> 01:22:10,699 -It's supposed to be about you, not me. -It's been about you a little bit. 861 01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:15,806 -The sun's going to come up soon. -Don't change the subject. 862 01:22:21,816 --> 01:22:23,418 You. 863 01:22:24,687 --> 01:22:26,389 You mean that? 864 01:22:29,928 --> 01:22:32,065 I should go. 865 01:22:32,265 --> 01:22:35,235 I really should go. My flight's in... 866 01:22:35,437 --> 01:22:39,309 I've gotta go to my hotel and get my bags, and I'm gonna be late. 867 01:22:46,886 --> 01:22:48,623 Will I see you again? 868 01:22:53,464 --> 01:22:57,637 Just open it after I leave. 869 01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:11,382 How can this work? 870 01:24:11,582 --> 01:24:13,585 I don't know. 871 01:24:14,152 --> 01:24:18,225 -But we've come this far. -I thought we met too young. 872 01:24:19,027 --> 01:24:22,097 But in starting over we could get some place different. 873 01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:26,070 Some place we never imagined. 874 01:24:46,201 --> 01:24:49,072 Al was right. We met too young. 875 01:24:49,272 --> 01:24:52,077 But Imogen was right. We could start over. 876 01:24:52,277 --> 01:24:56,116 -Starting over meant making choices. -So I made one. 877 01:24:56,416 --> 01:24:59,087 I got a job at a four-star restaurant... 878 01:24:59,288 --> 01:25:01,291 in San Francisco. 879 01:25:01,491 --> 01:25:03,427 -Now... -I'm home. 880 01:25:03,627 --> 01:25:06,331 I had one thing left to prove. 881 01:25:21,621 --> 01:25:26,261 "Why are you walking around in the dark? Go turn on the lights." 72004

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