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Phoebe: Oh, that's good.
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- Okay. All right, Phoebe?
- Okay, okay.
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I would want, um, world peace...
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No more hunger,
good things for the rain forest.
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And bigger boobs.
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Well, see, you took mine, so...
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Chandler, what about you?
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
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Heh. See, there's always one guy.
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"If I had a wish,
I'd wish for three more wishes."
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- Ross & Monica: Hey, Joey.
- Hey, buddy.
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What would you do
if you were omnipotent?
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Probably kill myself.
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Excuse me?
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Hey, if little Joey's dead,
then I got no reason to live, you know?
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Joey, uh, omnipotent.
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You are?
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Ross, I'm...
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How does she do that?
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I cannot sleep in a public place.
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Would you look at her?
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- She's so peaceful.
- Yeah.
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What? What? Hi.
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It's okay, you know.
You just nodded off again.
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- Oh.
- What's going on with you?
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- I got no sleep last night.
- Ross: Why?
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My grandmother
has this new boyfriend...
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And they're both kind of insecure
in bed, so...
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And deaf.
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So they're constantly having to reassure
each other that they're having a good time.
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You have no idea how loud they are.
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- You can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
- Thanks.
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Ninety-five, 96, 97.
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See, I told you.
Less than 100 steps from our place to here.
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You got way too much free time, man.
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Hey, there's the birthday boy.
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Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets.
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Rangers-penguins tonight at the garden.
We're taking you.
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- Happy birthday, pal.
- We love you, man.
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Itsfunny,
my birthday was seven months ago.
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- So?
- So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket...
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And couldn't decide
which one of you got to bring a date? Huh?
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Well, aren't we
Mr. The-glass-is-half—empty?
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Oh, my god. Oh.
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Is today the 20th? October 20th?
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- I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
- Oh.
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What's wrong with the 20th?
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Eleven days before Halloween?
All the good costumes are gone?
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Today's the day Carol and I...
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First consummated...
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Our physical relationship.
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You know what?
I better pass on the game.
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I think I'm just gonna go home and think
about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
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The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.
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Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice?
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Guys' night out?
Come on, what do you say, big guy?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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- What are you doing?
- I have no idea.
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Come on, Ross.
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All right, all right.
Maybe it will take my mind off it.
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- You promise to buy me a big foam finger?
- Joey: You got it.
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- All right.
- Look, look, look. My first paycheck.
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Look at the window.
There's my name. Hi, me.
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I remember the day
I got my first paycheck.
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There was a cave-in in one of the mines,
and eight people were killed.
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Wow, you worked in a mine?
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No, I worked at a dairy queen. Why?
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God, isn't this exciting? I earned this.
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I wiped tables for it.
I steamed milk for it.
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And it was totally...
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Not worth it.
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Who's fica?
Why's he getting all my money?
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I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that.
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Oh, this is not that bad.
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Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
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- You can totally, totally live on this.
- Monica: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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By the way, great service today.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Monica: Terrific.
- It was excellent.
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Chandler: Unbelievable.
And all that milk and stuff? Great.
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- Chandler & Joey: Hockey.
- Hockey. Hockey.
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- Chandler & Joey: Hockey.
- Hockey. Hockey. Hockey.
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Rachel?
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Oh, my god!
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I swear I've seen birds do this
on wild kingdom.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, we were in the city shopping,
and your mom said you work here...
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And it's true.
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Look at you in the apron.
You look like you're in a play.
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God, look at you. You are so big.
I can't believe it.
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I know, I know. I'm a duplex.
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Rachel:
So, what's going on with you?
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Well, guess who my dad's making partner
in his firm.
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And while we're on the subject
of news...
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Look, look. I have elbows.
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Passes it up to leetch.
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Leetch spots messier in the crease.
Here's the pass.
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We'll take a time-out while messier stops
to look at some women's shoes.
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Carol was wearing boots just like those
the night that we first...
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You know.
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In fact, she, uh...
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She never took them off. Ha, ha.
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It's because we... sorry. Sorry.
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I can't believe...
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- What?
- Peach pit.
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Yes, bunny?
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Peach pit.
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- That night, we, uh, had...
- Peaches?
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Actually, nectarines, but basically.
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- Could've been a peach.
- Then we, uh...
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Then we got dressed
and I walked her to...
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The bus stop.
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I'm fine.
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Hey, that woman's got an ass
like Carol's.
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What?
I thought we were trying to find stuff.
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Oh, come on, you guys.
Tell me all the dirt.
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Well, the biggest news
is still you dumping Barry at the altar.
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- All right, let's talk reality for a second.
- Okay.
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- When are you coming home?
- What?
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Guys, I'm not.
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- Heh. Come on. This is us.
- I'm not.
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This is what I'm doing now.
I've got this job.
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Waitressing?
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Heh. I'm not just waitressing.
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I mean, I'm...
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I write the specials
on the specials board.
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And I take the dead flowers
out of the vase.
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Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the
little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
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Well, your mom didn't tell us
about the blobbies.
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Monica:
Hey, rach. How was it with your friends?
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Okay, how would you like
some tiki death punch?
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What's that?
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- Well, it's rum and...
- Okay.
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We thought since Phoebe's staying over
we'd have a slumber party.
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We got some trashy magazines,
we got cookie dough, we got twister.
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Ooh, ooh. And I brought operation.
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But I lost the tweezers,
so we can't operate.
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But we can prep the guy.
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Rach, it's the visa-card people.
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Oh, god. Ask them what they want.
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Could you please tell me
what this is in reference to?
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Yes, hold on.
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Um, they say there's been unusual activity
on your account.
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- But I haven't used my card in weeks.
- That is the unusual activity.
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They just wanna see if you're okay.
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They wanna know if I'm okay?
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Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay.
Okay, let's see.
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Well, let's see.
The fica guys took all my money.
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Everyone I know is either getting married
or getting pregnant or getting promoted...
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And I'm getting coffee.
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And it's not even for me.
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So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay,
then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay?
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Uh, Rachel has left the building.
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- Can you call back?
- All right. Come on.
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Let's play twister.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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What? There was ice there
that night with Carol?
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Plastic seats?
Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
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No, actually, I was just saying
it looks like we're not sitting together.
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But now that you mention it,
there was ice there that night.
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It was the first frost.
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- We were...
- Sit. Just sit down. Sit.
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You should feel great.
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You're doing this amazing
independent thing.
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Monica, what is so amazing?
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I gave up like everything. And for what?
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You are just like Jack.
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Jack from downstairs?
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No, Jack and the beanstalk.
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- Ah, the other Jack.
- Yeah, right.
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See, he gave up something,
but then he got those magic beans.
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And then he woke up
and there was this big plant...
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Outside of his window,
full of possibilities and stuff.
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And he lived in a village,
and you live in the village.
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Okay, but, pheebs, pheebs,
Jack gave up a cow.
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I gave up an orthodontist.
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Okay, I know I didn't love him, but...
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Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
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But, see, it was a plan, you know?
It was clear.
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Everything was figured out,
and now everything's just kind of like...
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You're not the only one.
We don't know where we're going.
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You gotta figure, at some point,
it's gonna come together...
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And it's just gonna be "unflupie."
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Yeah, like that's a word.
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Okay, but, Monica,
what if it doesn't come together?
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Pheebs?
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Well, because you just...
I don't like this question.
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Okay, see? See, you guys?
What if we don't get magic beans?
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I mean, what if all we've got are...
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."Beans?
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Get him! Get him! Get him!
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Get... yes!
You're not laughing now, are you, pal?
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That's all you need, a bunch of toothless
guys hitting each other with sticks.
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Pass it. Pass it.
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Chandler: He's open, he's open.
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!
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- Hey, look, we're on that TV thing.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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- I got it!
- Hey, hey, we got it! Hey!
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Excuse me.
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It says to call this number if you're not
completely satisfied with this candy bar.
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Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
201
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Listen, it's kind of an emergency.
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I guess you'd know that,
or we'd be in the predicament room.
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Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there.
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Ross: Look, I don't wanna
make any trouble, okay?
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But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right?
My face is dented.
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- Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
- Well, how long do you think it'll be?
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Any minute now.
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Ross: Hey, listen... ooh.
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I wake up and / start to cry
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ain't no hope in...
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Oh. I'm so sorry, you guys.
I didn't mean to bring you down.
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No, you were right.
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I don't have a plan.
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Man: Pizza guy.
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- Thank god.
- Food.
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Phoebe? Phoebe: What?
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- Do you have a plan?
- I don't even have a "pla."
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Hi. One mushroom,
green pepper and onion?
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No, no, no. That's not what we ordered.
220
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We ordered a fat-free crust
with extra cheese.
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- Wait, you're not g. Stephanopoulos?
- No.
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- Oh, man. My dad's gonna kill me.
- Wait.
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Did you say g. Stephanopoulos?
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Yeah, this one goes across the street.
I must have given him yours.
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Oh, bonehead. Bonehead.
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Wait, was this a small mediterranean guy
with curiously intelligent good looks?
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
228
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- Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
- And a power tie?
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No, pretty much just a towel.
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- Oh, god.
- Oh. Oh.
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- Oh, my god.
- You want me to take this back?
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What? Are you nuts?
We've got George stephanopoulos' pizza.
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Here.
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- Uh, pheebs?
- Yeah?
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Who's George snuffleupagus?
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That's big bird's friend.
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I see pizza.
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Phoebe:
Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see.
239
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,261
Hello? Who are we spying on?
240
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,639
You know the white house adviser?
Clinton's campaign guy?
241
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,226
The one with the great hair,
sexy smile, really cute butt?
242
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:39,397
Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him.
243
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,733
Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman.
244
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,986
Tell me it's his mother.
245
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,822
- Definitely not his mother.
- Oh, no.
246
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,074
Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.
247
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,994
She's walking, she's walking.
248
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,747
She's going for the pizza.
Hey, that's not for you, bitch!
249
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,922
Woman: Dr. Max to center 456.
250
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,843
Dr. Max to center 456.
251
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,098
Excuse me.
We've been here for over an hour...
252
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,684
And people less sick than my friend
have gone in.
253
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,937
I mean, that guy with the toe thing?
Who's he sleeping with?
254
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,027
Oh, come on, dora. Don't be mad.
255
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,738
I know we both said some things...
256
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,407
We didn't mean...
257
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,869
But that doesn't mean
we still don't love each other.
258
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,997
You know, I feel like I've lost her.
259
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,920
- Lights still out?
- Yeah.
260
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,005
Well, maybe they're napping.
261
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,966
Heh. Please. They're having sex.
262
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,635
Monica & Phoebe: Shut up.
263
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,268
So, what do you think George is like?
264
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,812
- I think he's shy.
- Oh, yeah?
265
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,607
Yeah. I think you have to draw him out.
266
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,736
And then when you do,
he's a preppy animal.
267
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,366
Come on.
268
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,869
I remember the moonlight coming in
through the open window...
269
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,540
And her face
had the most incredible glow.
270
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,918
Yes, the moon, the glow,
the magical feeling.
271
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,127
You did this part.
272
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,339
Could I get some painkillers over here,
please?
273
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,760
He's right, enough already.
What is the big deal about today?
274
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,596
So you slept with her for the first time.
So what?
275
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,182
You slept with her
for seven years after that.
276
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,811
It's just a little more complicated
than that.
277
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,772
What? What is it? That she left you?
That she likes women?
278
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,108
That she left you for a woman
that likes women?
279
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,654
There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma
who didn't quite hear you.
280
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,367
Then what?
281
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,162
My first time with Carol was...
282
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,372
Was my...
283
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,042
What?
284
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,381
It was my first...
285
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,966
Time.
286
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,844
With Carol?
287
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,520
So in your whole life,
you've only been with one...?
288
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:30,818
Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake.
289
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,447
There's a whole bunch of stuff
we could've done tonight.
290
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,242
Okay. Okay, I got one.
291
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:43,539
Do you remember that vegetarian pate
that I made that you loved so much?
292
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,253
Well, unless goose is a vegetable...
293
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,632
- Oh! Oh!
- Monica & Rachel: Ha-ha-ha.
294
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,342
Okay, fine, fine.
295
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,136
Now I don't feel so bad
about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
296
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:01,390
- What? You slept with Jason?
- You had already broken up.
297
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,060
- How long?
- Just a couple hours.
298
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,228
Oh, that's nice.
299
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,856
Okay, okay, okay, I got one.
300
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:11,901
Anyway.
301
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,780
The Valentine Tommy rollerson left
in your locker was really from me.
302
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,490
Excuse me?
303
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,827
Oh, hello?
Like he was really gonna send you one.
304
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,415
She was a big girl.
305
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,126
Really?
306
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:34,590
Well, at least big girls don't pee
in their pants in seventh grade.
307
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,551
I was laughing. You made me laugh.
308
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,346
Oh, my god.
There he is. There he is. There he is.
309
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,974
- Where?
- Right where we've been looking all night.
310
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,103
- Oh, he's so cute.
- Oh, George, baby, drop the towel.
311
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,665
- Come on, drop the towel.
- Rachel & Phoebe: Drop the towel.
312
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,565
Monica:
Please drop the towel. Drop it.
313
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,401
All:
314
00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:01,992
Man, can you believe he's only had sex
with one woman?
315
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,412
I think it's great.
316
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:09,041
You know, it's sweet. It's romantic.
317
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,085
Really?
318
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,422
No, are you kidding?
The guy's a freak. I judge him.
319
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,881
- Hey, man.
- Hey, buddy.
320
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,883
Ross: Ah? Ah?
321
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,556
That's attractive.
322
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,721
Oh, I thought you were great
in silence of the lambs.
323
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,400
Oh, come on, admit it,
all things considered, you had fun tonight.
324
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,735
Fun? Where was the fun?
325
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,487
Tell me specifically,
which part was the fun part?
326
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,905
Where's my puck?
327
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,867
- —Oh. The kid has it.
- The kid?
328
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,787
Ahem. Excuse me, uh, that's my puck.
329
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,541
I found it.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
330
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,088
You gotta do it, man.
331
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,967
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue.
Whatever you...
332
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,219
I can't do it.
333
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,514
- Listen, uh, give me back my puck.
- No.
334
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,724
- Yes, how about?
- No.
335
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,931
- No, come here. Just give me my puck.
- No, no, no.
336
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,978
Sizemore:
Hey, no roughhousing in my er.
337
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,772
Give me my puck! Unh.
338
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,738
Now, that was fun.
339
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,037
Ross: Okay, Monica.
340
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,748
Right foot, red.
341
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,376
Could've played monopoly, but no.
342
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,143
Okay, pheebs. Right hand, blue.
343
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,190
Good. Joey: Hmm?
344
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,488
Hello?
345
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,909
- Oh. Rachel, it's the visa-card people.
- Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
346
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,994
All right. Yes, this is Rachel.
347
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,663
- Rachel: No.
- Oh.
348
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:13,958
Hello?
349
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,045
Oh, yeah. No, I know.
I haven't been using it much.
350
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:21,757
Oh, well, thanks, but I'm okay, really.
351
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,300
To the green, to the green.
352
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,747
- Monica: Oh, no.
- To the green.
353
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,179
I've got magic beans.
354
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,975
No, no, never mind.
355
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,560
Chandler:
To the left. To the left.
356
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,398
I'm fine.
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