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There is no prejudice,

no doubt,

there are no political or sociological cultural strategies

and therefore there is no reason not to tell,

once again, the only, the greatest

and exciting love story that has ever been written.

The opposite stars, family feuds, hatreds.

A certain creeping sexuality.

And at the center of all this, the heart,

this organ made in the shape of an upside down pear.

The heart...

the last to abandon you.

Shakespeare and me.

A classic made by a classic.

This time we give them a story they know well.

- Only pure love... - Sure, he's really good.

…feels literary burdens, ballets to be paid to masters

before which genes to bend. No.

He doesn't have an idea, of course, he doesn't…

Some of you may be thinking that I don't have an idea...

Maybe it costs less that way.

...to stage Romeo and Juliet for the umpteenth time.

Well, I tell those lost souls that I have an idea.

Because this is what a true artist must do.

Move the lens

and look at the world with your own eyes.

Well, Federico always has these eccentric ways

and effective to talk about his projects, fun but…

- Eh, but? -I don't think he has an idea

to make another Romeo and Juliet.

Okay, he never did Shakespeare, but it's always about Porrini,

of a great director and the exclusive premiere at the Spoleto Festival, right?

His last show was terrible, "Waiting for Godot"

with auto-tune, come on please, he held up.

What if we cast some famous actors?

Mors, Federico Landi Porrini was a great

director, an innovator, we all owe him

something, he invented a language in the 80s.

His "Don Quixote" was truly a masterpiece,

but now I don't think it's a question of the actors,

Frankly, I have the impression that he is the problem.

Ferla Giselle, let's go.

Emma?

Emma.

- Emma... Oh God. - Hi Fede.

Please Emma, ​​please.

Spoleto is very important to me.

This year we all have events, I really

can't fit this show in, I'm sorry Fede.

This is also an event.

And what event would that be?

It's my last show.

I'm retiring.

She will announce it as soon as you say yes.

But for now I want silence to remain between us.

Let me think about it.

Is very important.

Giselle?

Tell us about it.

- What time is it? - Nine twenty-five.

Five minutes before the alarm clock, as always Federico.

Today is a beautiful day.

You don't have to feel obligated to take me to bed every morning though.

I have to get used to the fact that one day I won't affect you anymore.

Ah…

You're truly a beautiful person inside, eh.

Spoleto has got you.

Ah…

He got us.

You remember, we did the story of the giraffe and the rhinoceros

and we've reached the point where they meet, in act one,

there's this dialogue, and the giraffe says to the rhino,

no, imagine the giraffe with this very long neck,

so also the voice a little all elongated and a little elegant

she asks the rhino:

"Then why do you think I have such a long neck? Huh?"

Why? Why so long?

Because this way he stays away from poop and doesn't smell the smell.

Lorenzo.

That you will have in that head all rolling

that we adults would define as a head grab?

Huh? Lorenzo, come on, good. Let's move on, then, so...

What light comes out of that window up there?

And if it is the East and Juliet is the sun...

Wait...

From that window...

And if it is the East and Juliet is the sun

Rise beautiful sun and kill the envious moon

who is already languishing pale with pain...

Pale with pain...

- Love. But when did you come in? - Now.

But how beautiful is my Romeo? Huh? - Shut up, leave...

- No?

- Leave me alone, look, I'm going crazy, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I'm nervous.

I don't think about anything other than the audition.

I have it on Thursday.

- Oh love, Romeo Montague. - Mm.

I mean, playing Romeo is my dream, I've known everything by heart since high school.

I know.

You know when someone says “I would do anything for this role”?

Well, I would do anything.

But what?

"Guy?" All. Is my dream.

I want to understand the power of this dream.

\r I mean, then, let's do this: you play Romeo,

in Landi Porrini's Shakespeare show, okay?

\r You are the protagonist.

\r Festivals, crazy shows, sold out tours, but...

\r You and I don't make love again for a year.

\r - No come on love, but what does it have to do with it?\r - It is not…

\r So, everyone auditioned,\r all of Italy, but they

took you, but you can't make love with me for 365 days.

\r 365 days, then at the three hundred and sixty-sixth he gives it back to you. Precise.

\r Come on, what's the conversation?\r But what do you and I have to do with it?

\r That you and I get into it...\r How many repeats?

\r Damn oh.

\r Joke.

\r How beautiful you are.

\r - HI.\r - Good morning.

\r Vittoria wait a minute, please.\r Pearl is busy.

\r - We have an appointment at 10.\r - Asia Argento is inside.

\r Ah OK.

\r Sorry, I'll stop here then, huh?

\r HI.

\r - How is it going?\r - Good, good you, good?

\r Well.

\r Do you know that Landi Porrini hired me to play Merculio?

\r - Ah.\Well, crazy.\r - It's cool.

- Did you audition? - Yes.

- Ah, you see. - A week ago.

In fact, you have to do tests.

- I recommend Asia... - I want this movie too much.

- Be calm. - Okay.

- Good luck. - Die.

Hi, send me everything.

Victory?

Here I am.

Here we are.

How are you? Well?

- I have diverticula. - Ah... nice rupture of the diverticula, right?

- Ugly… - Come on, sit down.

No, okay, I'm standing, anyway...

Listen, Landi Porrini is auditioning for Romeo and Juliet.

Eh... that wouldn't be bad, right?

- What do you say? - Love, sit down.

Listen, I tried to talk to the producer Festa.

Okay.

- It's always the same story. - Mh... Always...

Still? Always the story...

- Four years have passed, eh. - I know, you don't have to tell me.

I actually screwed up a lot. I made a mistake, I also

apologized publicly to the journalists in every way, but...

I know, but for them your name is inappropriate, it's risky.

"It's risky. Inappropriate and risky?" What did I do?

What did I do, come on.

However...

I really need to work.

This is... This audition is important, I need to be an actress, among other

things not just a comedian, and you know that I'm not just a comedian, if

you try to put me on the list maybe I'll try to audition, let's see what happens.

I know Vittoria, but then they get pissed at me.

Please, please, let me do this audition.

The mask of night covers my face, or you would

see my cheeks blush at what you heard me say.

How I wish I could deny what I said, but now, goodbye ceremonies.

You love me?

I know you'll tell me S| , and I will take you

at your word, but if you swear, you can deceive me.

Stop for a moment, excuse me, stop for a moment.

-Do you remind me of her name? - Fabrizia De Micheli.

I did Miss Italy and placed sixth.

Do we also take those off the podium now?

I also did a seminar with Sergio Rubini.

Fabrilia I must say that she had left but not there,

but the interesting thing is that little by little it got worse

and worse, and worse. Now, if I let this monologue continue

now, what will happen to it, Do I throw it in the unsorted waste?

Do I put it in the wet? I don't know…

I wonder how she couldn't figure out on her own how much she is...

…bitch.

Bitch.

No, but bitch, bitch.

-And no, because she's a bitch. Eh. - Yes, Fede, sorry...

Fabrizia? Thank you. You can go, very kind.

Here we are in the "doggy style". Are we joking?

Although I place all my joy in you, there

is no joy that I feel for this love contract.

A little too unexpected, it looks too much like lightning...

- notice how it flashes over there? - What are you doing?

No, I'm saying, it's Shakespeare.

But I don't understand, but where does all this arrogance,

this vulgarity come from, from Italian comedy? From which?

Shakespeare.

Then it's not ribollita, oh.

Pretty? But are you sure? Giulietta, the audition is for Giulietta.

Actually I would do your job,

I'm a make-up artist, but the agency told me: come on, try it, you're from Verona.

Of course, it doesn't matter.

Oh God it's so late, I have to go to the pediatrician.

Eh, Silvietta, please cover me.

I recommend the girls without make-up with their hair up, otherwise that crazy guy will screw up.

- Mom.

- Good luck, you really need it. Let's go to the pediatrician.

You see Festa, the creative process has its own pace.

I don't know if you can understand this, you are a

producer, so you rightly expect and ask for other things, that's it.

I understood Federico.

I'm here to help you realize your vision

and how do I do that if you don't involve me.

No, no Party, because your vision is only economic.

You ask constantly "How much does it cost, how much does it cost, how much…"

and I ask compulsively. How much the fuck does this show cost?

- Three? - Huh?

Three hundred thousand? Who has them? Who gives them to me, excuse me?

Then let's say we don't have famous actors and

then let's face it, you are not in your best moment.

You give me a big budget, and I give you a great Romeo and Juliet.

Hi Federico. Good evening.

- Good evening. - I haven't greeted a critic in 26

years, but if a "good evening" is enough for you, Good evening.

Anyway congratulations, Emma told me...

Spoleto, your last show, your last direction.

A great director always knows when to retire.

Listen, oh.

- Wild strawberry. - If you touch me I will report you.

I'll put on a great show.

Illuminated by my emotions and you, as usual, you won't understand shit.

You are truly deluded if you think about

staging Shakespeare's greatest tragedy at one

of the most important theater festivals in the world.

I make you a promise.

- Oh yes? Which? - Yes.

It will be the most tragic criticism of your life.

- Ah... Is it a threat? - No.

No, no, it's a promise.

I hope you die in your sleep tonight.

He sleeps very little at night.

Happy awakening.

Excuse me, but they are loaves, they are theater people.

No. No crying.

It's stuff for soldiers in the trenches, reading letters from their girlfriends.

We have already witnessed these dramas.

Here you are. I didn't betray you, okay?

I left it out, oh.

I didn't tell you something, of which I'm not even so sure. Here you are.

I'm not part of your life.

- Hate. - I was never part of your life.

Tell me once and for all that you don't respect me.

But do you realize that you're announcing your last show,

after ten years of being together,

after I come after you like a puppy,

and my face was that surprised because I didn't know?

Look at Fede, you once said

that in love surprises should never be made and I believed.

In fact, what do I do before entering your room?

I knock. Huh? I'm knocking, Fede.

Look you're right, this is not treason,

this is high treason.

This is the second time we've argued in as many years, hm?

Do you remember the first one?

But fuck you, go.

When I put diesel fuel in your petrol car.

You're pissed off like a bull, oh?

“I have the installments. I have the installments."

I hate you.

I do not.

Listen Lori…

anger is not something you measure with arguments,

with chairs you throw at each other, the bottles you break, no.

You measure all the anger in the end.

Huh? You do the math at the end.

But at least you understand what's left inside you.

I want you to apologize to me.

No.

"Sorry", no. They look, look, let's just keep arguing.

I never believe you when you talk,

but I like the way you say things.

Are you sending us two cheeseburgers?

I'm a fagot.

Sorry, the agency didn't tell me...

I go. Sorry again, huh?

Elena Grassi, she graduated from "Silvio d'Amico" and is from Padua.

From Cittadella to be precise.

- Reads for Juliet. - Well.

Wait. She waits a moment. Sorry, do you call me Gloria?

Sorry Elena, I need to clarify a couple of things.

I know it's a tense moment,

in the meantime if you want to do some loosening exercises,

those beautiful exercises that they teach you in those very expensive internships

What are you doing in New York, right?

Make the tree. Hey.

Oh well, well done.

Put some south-westerly wind in it?

Very good.

- Glory? - Yes.

Was Maestro looking for me?

I thought I was clear Elena, close this window please.

I specifically asked you to put all the actresses' hair

in ponytails.

I want to see the nakedness of the face.

Yes master, you have such beautiful hair, it seemed an outrage to me to tie them to him.

Here, what seems like an outrage to you, seems like good taste to me.

You are not here to work for yourself, pick up this hair.

Yes, I'm sorry master.

Good, good, like that. Frugal, frugal, by and by.

Please.

The mask of night covers my face,

or you would see my cheeks blush...

...because of what you heard me say.

What are you laughing at? Shakespeare. Now she laughs.

-I can do it again, you can hear me laugh if you want. - Of course, so we cry twice, right?

- This is what the agencies send us. - Not just agencies, even academies.

Elena, Elena...

But why do you want to be an actress, Elena?

Because it has always been my dream.

- Your dream. - I went to the Academy.

- Oh yes? - And I finished it too.

Well done... now that you've finished it, why don't you open a nice tobacco shop?

Elena? Please kindly thank you.

Sorry, but the show is in a few months.

Electronics.

- Good morning Victoria. - Hi Gaetano.

- Donna Clara is waiting for you. - Thank you.

- Hello grandmother. - Hi, sweetie.

- How are you? - Fine you? Well?

Yes I don't like having spectators.

I know, sorry.

They told me you're beating everyone up on set.

Well yes…

At the cinema it's a game for wankers.

Since I stopped doing theater I miss the whole world of motivation.

There's no acting at the cinema, we speak in a low voice,

but then you might as well go and confess, right?

I have the audition tomorrow.

- Well. - I wanted to ask you for some advice.

Ah…

- Landi Porrini? - Yes.

She's an old mummy, huh?

But he is very good with actors.

Yes.

But who is Juliet?

Oh, Juliet…

she's someone who's never seen cock, but...

she desires death.

Ok, so fucking and death.

- So how should I do it? - Eh.

What piece is this, darling?

"The mask of the night covers my face, you would see..."

The mask of the night hides my face,

otherwise a virginal blush would color my cheeks.

How I would like to keep it convenient.

How I would like to deny what I just said.

How I would like to respect the forms

and deny what I said, but now...

goodbye ceremonies.

You love me?

I know you will tell me S| , and I will take you at your word...

...but if you swear, you can deceive me:

they say that Jupiter laughs at the oaths of her lovers.

…they say that Jupiter laughs at lovers' oaths.

Who prepared you for the audition? The old panther?

"The old Panther", yes, I asked my grandmother for advice. Yes.

Angry, huh?

You can see that she has something burning inside her.

Huh?

She said she has something burning inside her.

Forget it. That shouldn't even be here, understand?

Why never? What would she have done?

She was sued for plagiarism.

Maybe you're right Party, she is a somewhat inconvenient name.

Inconvenient? With all the actresses there are, are you really going to get a thief? Huh?

And then we will have all the press against: Facebook, wauap, TikTok, TicTac, - whatever the name of that stuff is.

- I don't give a damn.

- I can't produce... - Let me finish…

- I don't have the money. - Let me finish talking.

There is no democracy here.

Here are the .

I can't put together this show, I can't find the money, do you understand?

Do it yourself, you understand? The show. What the fuck. Fuck you.

- Until proven otherwise... - Eh.

- …I choose the actors. - Good boy.

Well done, a genius.

Miss you gave a very interesting performance.

Ah thank goodness. Fine thanks.

But she's not for us.

Ah…

Okay.

I can do it again somehow, I can do it better.

Sorry, it's just a very important opportunity for me today - and I'm trying to…

- Say, say, what?

I've had some work problems in the past.

What kind of problems?

I took the lyrics of a Chilean artist and

went on tour, I made some money on it.

- I was wrong. -"You made a mistake.

" She stole.

- In a way, I stole. - Ninth. In all senses.

Okay.

Look, as my personal mission I never

hire children, animals or thieving artists.

I am sorry.

All right.

- Thank you. - Please.

Go fuck yourself.

- Who? - You, go fuck yourself.

- And two. - Vittoria, please take a seat.

I go out, but he goes to fuck himself. Beast.

Hey. Rare.

Fuck you. Good. As.

Bastard.

I want to see him dead, I want to go to his funeral

and laugh: hahaha, because I'm a comedian. I laugh.

You don't know how he told me that is, he looked

at me and said, "I don't hire thieving artists." To me.

But how dare you, but then what do you know.

Hysterical old man. Truly, what a shit man.

What are you eating? What are you eating? I'm

telling you something important, please eat in a while.

- Honey, I'm hungry. What do I have to do? - No, you're right, sorry.

Your grandmother didn't even let us eat on set today.

Listen to her say it on the set, oh my, him working on set.

Only he works. She apologizes.

Vittoria, forget about this audition. I beg you.

Forget about it. 10 already done.

He must forget about me, because if I see him I'll eat

his eyes, suck his marrow and skin his back, understand?

Okay.

Good good. Well done Landi Porrini.

Fantastic. You made all the actresses in Rome cry.

- Anyway... - Master.

Thanks, huh. Thanks, no, I wanted to thank you

because I have an audition for Romeo tomorrow morning

- and you're really making me... - You're right, sorry, - .

..in the context... no, thank you. - Eat eat.

Do you think I'm a thief?

Yes.

How to?

You stole my heart.

It is true.

' - Can you give it back? - What you said is really painful.

Melo give back my heart?

What a fairy tale. Can you make me coffee?

I did it. She is there.

Let's have a child?

Now?

Huh? Before coffee?

No, after coffee.

- After.

All right.

So, first we have the coffee, and then...

- And then? - And then he has a child.

- However... - However?

We need to hurry a little. Because I have an audition at twelve.

Yes Yes Yes. It's done in time.

Who knows what kind of father you will be.

Poor.

Landi Porrini?

Now have a son then I'll come, I'll cut you in two.

Landi Porrini!

Because love, who is always blindfolded, can

see without his eyes, the path that guides him.

Where is he driving it?

-... to his desire. - There he is.

Where are we going... huh?

- Where are we going for dinner? - From Alfredo?

Excuse me.

I got emotional, I'm sorry.

Look, for me acting in front of you is a great honor.

- It's a great torment for me to listen to you. - No, wait.

Can I start again?

Please. Master.

Listen, my boy, what's your name?

- Rocco. - Come Rocco, come.

Come, crouch down.

Listen Rocco, you're a great guy, you know?

And I must say that my energy to

insult you in such a way, so to

speak, "smart", they have run out for today.

You have the same expressiveness as a cow.

Yes, she watches the trains go by.

You can't act, you don't have to act.

You have to stay on the cube.

Hmm?

Then sorry, eh. If I make you do Romeo,

where will I set this show? Huh? In Ibiza?

- Do you want to see the next ones? - Yes.

So, we kicked this one out

Ah. I understand. I understand.

Queen Mah has come to visit you.

Meh.

The fairy midwife.

It arrives at night, smaller than an Agate that shines on a Podestà's ring.

A crew of invisible creatures, the guide

on the noses of men as they lie asleep.

The spokes of her chariot wheels are made of long spider

legs; the bellows of grasshopper wings: the reins of

the finest spider's web; her harnesses are of moist moonbeams.

I go ahead?

I also know all of Merculio by heart.

Eh, but we already have Merculio.

Eh.

Do you also know Juliet? And no, we're missing that one.

We'll never make it, you're crazy.

You are a Mediterranean woman, you have breasts, you have an ass who believes it, come on?

- How do we do it? - Yes, we can do it, come on.

You are the best of all.

Let's at least try, help me. I beg you.

So I'm risking my job, Vittoria.

It's not just you who has to work, I have a small

son, an ex-husband who is a dancer, a mother with a

toy boy, the rent, the cat... the other day the

toilet got clogged, I was about to give it to the plumber.

That's an extremity.

Have you seen how he treats people? Oh.

I want to disgrace him in front of everyone.

I'm sorry Victoria, I have too much to lose.

I understand.

- What's on his face? - And a make-up test.

Oh.

Well, I mean, if this is a makeup artist, what am I?

I am a Maori warrior, Ah!

- Call her. - Glory?

Glory?

- Call her. - Gloria, are you coming here please?

- Yes, master.

- "Yes, master", um Gloria, what did you put in this derelict's face?

I just wanted to make a reference to the past - Ah.

- It was a tribute to Carmelo Bene, to the

avant-garde theater which, moreover, she loves it very much.

Ah, at the avant-garde theater paying homage to Carmelo Well,

you paid homage to the trans people of the farmhouses of Florence.

My dear, no look, we're not quite there, you're not

up to a show of this magnitude, do you know why?

Because you think too much. This is your problem. You think wrong.

I, on the other hand, am good.

- Oh yes? - Well yes,

I won the "Make up theatre" three years ago.

- The make-up".

-Oh yes, and for his information I also did Jesus Christ superstar, the musical.

- In Vetralla.

-He knows, the whippings, the crown of thorns, blood flowing, understand?

- I don't know if I can explain myself? - Yes, yes. No, you don't explain yourself.

You don't explain yourself one bit. I'll get straight to the point.

You're fired, dear, huh?

You will be paid the entire contract, you will also have two pearl gifts before Spoleto.

But you're out.

And I'll file a labor dispute with you.

And who cares. You are a free woman, You can do what you want.

Do you understand me? Painter.

"Mount Man" put them up your ass.

Oh. Did you make parmesan?

- The Sardinian. - The seamstress? The Sardinian. Glory?

- Gloria, what Gloria? I kicked her out. - Oh.

We need another sardine... we need another makeup artist.

- Yes - The drops.

Glory?

- That man is shit. - What happened?

I want him dead. Let's do it.

Thanks, shhh.

- Don't squeeze, you'll hurt the baby. - You are right, sorry.

Fabietto, Fabietto, thank you.

- I want him dead. - Me too.

- Died. - Let's do it.

10 I'm looking for the extraterrestrial.

Something that does not exist in nature.

Not the usual Curly-haired market man who does anything to get the part.

This. Remember one thing:

It's Romeo.

The essence of this drama, it's not Juliet.

Master, there would be another one,

he's a latecomer, but if he wants I'll let him in.

Fiorella, you have a good lawyer, right?

No, because if the latecomer is like the others I will sue you this time.

- Fiorella, let him in. - Here you are.

Mr. November plays for Romeo.

Dear, I have always asked you to specify your name and surname.

“A name this Mr. “limbs?

- Eight. - Thank you.

November eighth? November 8th.

Let's start well, eh.

The month of the dead. Please, Mr. November, please, please.

Let's get started.

But what light comes out of that window up there?

That window is the east

and Juliet is the sun.

Arise,

sergi or beautiful star,

and turn off the envious moon that already

already languishes pale with pain because you,

my sun, more than her, you know how to shine.

The moon envies you

and then you will no longer be the handmaid devoted to her.

That green mantle of a vestal virgin, which now only crazy people wear,

throw it away.

Psst.

- She's my woman. - What planet did you find this on?

In reality he is the one who found us.

-He's my love but he doesn't know it.

-He wasn't on the list, but he seemed interesting.

She speaks and doesn't say a word.

Enough.

That's enough.

All the word is the stage.

All the world's a stage, right?

Where men and women are just the actors.

With their entrances, their exits.

Each of them plays many parts.

But I have to say, this part really seems written for you, my boy.

- At that time? How did she go? - I didn't tell him.

I didn't have time to tell him because he got to me.

-She got me. - But to do what?

To play Romeo. He took me, he gave me the role.

I mean, he didn't realize you're a woman?

Mo. You are a genius, you are a genius.

He said I was born to do this role and

I didn't do anything, but what did I do?

I didn't even start talking about football. I didn't scratch my balls.

I told him my name is Otto Novembre, November 8th.

My birthday. He believed it. What an idiot.

And what happens now?

Now I have to go to the swimsuit rehearsal there in two days.

I'll go there as soon as I have everyone in front

of me, I'll tell the truth and make them look like shit.

How I wish I could be there.

But think about yourself oh.

Everything about him is contradiction.

This is very interesting, you know?

It's expressive, but at the same time innocent.

- Shy but sexy. Male. - Male.

But male, truly male.

I'm glad you found your Romeo.

Now we need to focus on Juliet.

Among other things, you called me Emma, ​​you told me that pre-sales are going terribly.

There's no audience appeal, you know? Huh?

How stupid people are.

"Romeo and Juliet" is one of the greatest tragedies ever written,

I am one of the greatest living theater directors who ever lived.

What the fuck do you want from me? What the fuck do you want from me?

A Star. Here it is, look. Clear?

Lori?

Do you know anything about it, Lori? What is this, an ambush?

Faith, you know, I don't agree,

and I'm with you, there's no money.

Well, good, there's no money.

You see I'm working my ass off for you.

I'm on the phone with investors all day, no.

This one has two million followers, you know, on TicTac.

All the photographers always behind her chasing her.

By the way, she also got engaged to that player Lukaku.

Yes, but the girl is not bad, eh.

After the victory of Big Brother, he also did a small part in Don Matteo.

But what a small role, she was the protagonist of an episode,

she was a murderer. Did you understand?

Do you really think that that kind of lemur with the lips inflated with helium,

can I play my Juliet?

Who did you take me for?

I'm giving up. I give up everything.

Look, if you give up everything, I won't be able to do anything for you anymore, let's be clear. Huh?

Why are you a producer if you don't have a penny, sorry?

But you're a poacher.

- Pum. Go Go. - Pay the bill.

No wait, come on, Fede but where are you going?

- Lori? - I'll handle that. Shhh. Wedding ring?

The poacher, but how does he come up with it?

-She IS an artist. -She has a huge imagination,

but if he put it on...

Listen Gemma, a great proposal arrived this morning.

Director Landi Porrini wants you in one of his shows,

- he wants you to be Juliet. - Juliet who?

Romeo and Juliet. Those Two There by Shakespeare.

Oh. But why does he want me?

No, it's not that he wants you, he wants to see you, then later he will decide.

Gianni I also don't audition in hotel suites. Enough.

Listen, Landi Porrini is one hundred percent gay.

Then top. And who is Romeo?

- A guy, November Eight. - November 8th?

I was born on the eleventh.

I have never accepted compromises in my life. Never, ever compromise.

But I don't know what reaction I can have

in front of this sort of TIkTok champion.

But you also found your Romeo, and you like it too, because I know you Fede.

But for me he's an ephebe...

I mean, I smell the blood,

but the show didn't solve it for me, you know.

You are jealous?

….- mm

"Jealous" look, I remind you that I have a straight past,

so I have double your chances

and I can tell you that this Gemma Grimaldi, Faith, it's not bad either.

Mhhh. But I imagine you in bed with Gemma Grimaldi.

-But she looks... - What do you tell him?

Look what she looks like? Always triggering this competition mechanism.

Do you see how you are? But why?

I know anyway, you brought me here because you're in difficulty, Fede.

You this show, you don't know how to do it.

You jumped into the void feeling like a parachute.

So help me, right?

- I? You, yes, you.

I don't have an idea. I don't have an idea.

They always come, this time nothing arrived. Nothing.

Cosmic void.

I'm inside a bubble of littleness, this is how I feel.

Inside a bubble of littleness.

I mean this is really the last show I do, you know?

I dreamed, sometimes, to stage Romeo and Juliet.

You?

Sea of ​​Samassi, a Spanish galleon and a

privateer: Capulet and Montague. An impossible love.

Shall we do Juliet with the parrot and Romeo with the wooden leg and the hook? Huh?

Lori, they're massacring us.

A small village, lost in the Hindu Kush.

She is the daughter of a Taliban leader and he is a young Marine sergeant.

Capulets and Montagues, an impossible love.

Juliet with the Kalashnikov?

Another massacre.

Black Africa, jungle, she is the daughter

of a great Zulu chief, he is a young explorer.

Capulets and Montagues, an impossible love, she is a cannibal.

And he's a vagabond?

Shut up...

Boys on stage, ready for a test.

Guys on stage, I didn't say at a funeral, huh. Come on, concentrate.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Master excuse me, I'm very sorry to

interrupt you, but I need to tell you a secret. Yes.

A secret? Uh lala.

A secret?

Look, your secrets are mine from now on, remember that, eh.

Shall we adjust this veil a little?

01T0:10 I'm not what I seem.

Shall we fix it?

What you look like is fine. I can assure you of that.

Listen for a moment. Listen.

When a director like me meets an actor like

him, it's as if the sky and the sea knead

together and the horizon line no longer exists.

Shall we remove this pot from this one's head?

Sorry, huh.

He's the most powerful actor I've ever worked with, remember that.

And even if your voice doesn't reach the third row,

it's not important, we will put microphones, yes,

because your voice doesn't reach the ears, it reaches the heart.

- Lori? - Eh.

Let's go. Let's earn our pay.

Faith, let's try it and then I'll take the pot away from you.

- Yes. - Come on.

Andrew? Are you sitting at home or on a throne?

Well. Maybe not sneakers, eh.

- Victoria. - I didn't tell him.

I didn't make it, I didn't tell him... damn me.

- Can I get some water? - Yes, in the fridge.

I was there, I had decided when to say it, I went and he didn't come.

Because he started giving me a

whole talk about acting, the actors to me.

I thought there I want to do this show.

I don't care like Romeo, like Juliet, what alternatives do I have?

I want to do. I need to act, I'm an actress.

Yes, but you are a ball, Look, sooner or later they'll discover us.

And then sorry, what do you say to Rocco?

How can I tell Rocco? I can't tell him.

That's his dream role, he always dreamed of

playing Romeo, can I tell him that I stole it from him?

This is why I have to come and live here.

- Now? Today? - Eh.

- Yes. - Darling, are you coming here?

: But who is there?

- And a dancer, a student of my ex-husband.

He arrives.

I was about to make love, But do not worry.

Gloria, what's happening?

"She is Vittoria, she is my best friend she comes to

make surprise and my so long story to tell don't worry."

- Young, little. -Yes, okay, because you are a student.

I told you. But he is very good, It's promising too, they say.

Gloria, do we want to fuck or not?

Yes, of course, now go, and stay "in style", ok?

- I am waiting for you. - Okay.

"On fire.

" Listen, let's do something, I'll go over there and finish nanana... and then I'll send him away.

Go do your homework.

Fabietto. What are you doing?

Fuck.

- Are they filming or is he in the dressing room? - In the dressing room.

- Ah OK. Better. - A matter of little.

Oh listen, if I may, Your monologue made me laugh a lot.

Oh, thanks.

Then I'm sorry for what happened.

Okay.

For what it's worth, I have always been on your side.

Thank you.

- Here it is. - Groom, right?

- Exact. - Perfect.

Rocco? You have visitors.

- Look who's here? - Hey.

Hello - Okay, I'll leave you alone. - Thank you.

Goodbye Victoria.

I have to talk to you.

Listen, I'm going back to Vasto.

I return to Vasto. Enough.

At least I have a job there, I stay with my parents, I sleep with

my parents, I don't pay any expenses, eh... I can't take it anymore.

That is, if I stay in Rome all I do is think about the auditions,

stressing out about work, about the future, about feeling inadequate.

That's how it went, it's a period.

Love, what are you saying? You're very good.

- Okay, but it's not that. - You're very good, oh.

What is it, Landi Porrini? What didn't get us? Who cares.

Landi Porrini looks, in the end, let's close the door,

let's open the, as they say...

He is the one who lost a Juliet like you and a Romeo like me.

You mustn't give up, oh? We must believe in it completely.

We've always said it to ourselves: all the way.

"Until the end."

I think I've hit rock bottom, Rocco.

Rocco Bonaccorso is wanted on set, thank you.

- Let's talk about it, huh? - Love...

- We'll talk about that later. - Let's go in the meantime,

otherwise they'll blame me, I already don't work,

all we need is...

I look good but dressed like this, huh?

You're beautiful, you are beautiful in all ages.

Here it is, huh. No, I just stole a moment from you.

I had beauty too, you know?

Like yours. I was young, glorious, a fair flag

to wave even if there was no wind.

Now I'm a prisoner of old age.

I don't know what you think of me and I don't want to know,

only my mouth should interest you, when it speaks to the heart.

You, ignorant servant of an absent homeland, you would die to save my life.

Don't kiss me anymore, don't touch me anymore,

but just think of me, until tomorrow.

- Stop. - And stop.

Very, very good.

Her nephew is also there and wants to say hello.

- Oh yes? Where is she? - Yes.

This is Gemma Grimaldi, she reads for Juliet.

HI.

HI.

Erm... this is Otto, our Romeo, have you already met?

Gem.

Well done miss, Gemma Grimaldi,

you can contact him directly, during the audition. Please.

I'm shitting myself.

Rightly so

When he wants.

0 Romeo. Romeo.

Why are you Romeo?

He therefore disowns your father and rejects that name.

0 if you don't want, join my love.

Then, here would be Romeo.

So I will listen, or do I respond to what he said?

Here would be Juliet.

Your name alone is my enemy.

You are you even if you weren't one of the Montagues.

And what does Montague mean? Nothing?"

No no miss, there is no question mark.

- No? - It's nothing?"

' No nothing .

Point.

Good.

- Who the fuck is this? - And I do not know.

Good morning teacher, I'm Gianni Baiocchi, I'm Gemma's manager.

Have you seen that phenomenon of a girl?

We had it prepared by a singing teacher from San Lazzaro,

who also knows about acting.

Did he see that memory? She has a great head.

Yes, because I didn't know if there was anyone at the audition to

tell me the other words and so I learned the whole book by heart.

- "The book". - Shakespeare's book.

Yes yes, of course, of course. Of course.

Apart from the fact...

that this is not exactly the excerpt that we sent you.

- No? - No. Here.

Do you think you are Fregoli?

- Fregoli? - Oh well, she's too young.

Um no, because once she is Romeo, once it's Juliet and Romeo.

Eh, she laughs. He laughs. And no. Do you also want to be a nurse?

If you want I can do it for you, I know it by heart, also the mask of the night, right?

All right, Miss Grimaldi, you can go. That's fine. We'll let you know.

But, in all honesty, I don't think she did it badly.

- In all honesty? - Yes, in all honesty.

-Why, did she hurt him? -Why, did you hurt her?

- Did I do it wrong? - What is this, a game of here:?

The master will take the time to decide and let you know, thank you.

Sorry, sorry, there are a hundred kids outside

screaming his name and a bunch of paparazzi.

They asked me if there was a certain Lakoku?

- Lukaku. - Well, okay, will I let them in anyway?

- Well yes. - No.

Okay, so I'm leaving, master? I go, take a selfie and come back.

She is nice.

- What time is it? - Nine twenty-five.

Always five minutes before the alarm.

I have to give you two bad ones, no them and Federico, Which one do you want to hear first?

You decide.

I have deeper scars in my heart now anyway.

Giusti did an article on the choice of Gemma Grimaldi, do you want to hear it?

- But who cares. Throw it away. - Shall I throw it away?

Read it, read it.

So "The hiring of Gemma Grimaldi...

- Eh. - ...to play one of the theatre's most

famous star-crossed lovers, marks the nadir of

Federico Landi Porrini's disappointing career."

"Landi Porrini should accept the fact that he no longer has a place at the table,

and should focus on directing less demanding material,

like a good TV show.

Considering his latest obsession with celebrities,

I would recommend Dancing with the Stars."

And don't you like the other one?

Party can't pay us for this suite anymore.

- And why? - He says it costs too much.

-And where do you put her? - In a villa on the Appia.

- Oh. Ancient? - New.

It was from my mother who died a year ago.

Bastard. This is a bastard, you know?

Does he know that I'm superstitious and that he does it himself?

He puts me inside the dead old woman's house, that's it.

Yes, but he has a swimming pool.

Private, very large.

Excuse me? I'm the lady's niece, how are you?

I don't want to give you too much hope, the blow to her heart was strong.

Ah OK. Can I come in for a moment?

Yes of course, two minutes though.

Of course, thanks.

Hello grandmother.

Grandmother...

Grandma, grandma...

I have to tell you a secret...

that I really need to tell someone

who loves me, otherwise I'll go crazy.

He knows I screwed up again.

I dressed as a boy,

I auditioned for Romeo and they took me.

Nobody noticed.

But I'm afraid that this bullshit is too big.

You don't die, huh?

So, we will do this warm-up for two fundamental purposes:

to warm up muscles, voice and mind.

The second, more important, it's to feel like a group, a tribe,

an assault platoon.

We'll do this every time before rehearsals, okay?

The Masai do it, before going to war.

There are 7,000 in the disco.

No no no. First then after seven thousand later.

- So, this is the exercise. - No, we're not talking about it.

- A… E… I… 0… U… - Not a penny less, no.

No, she comes, she takes a few selfies, out with the public, then she brings her home to me...

A… E… I… 0… U…

Stop. Ba'. Stop. Stop everyone, stop.

Sorry, huh? Sorry for the disturb, have you noticed that we are working?

If you can go and call out.

No, I thought it was just a warm-up jump.

Eh, but the warm-up session is already work for us. Understood?

I understand I'm not an expert on Shakespeare.

No, no, we noticed. Please sit down.

- Go Go go - And let's go back to jumping.

Boys five, six, seven, eight and A... E... I... 0... U...

Where is Merculius?

He knows? Please, go and call that idiot Merculio.

-Why isn't he on stage? - I don't know Fede, I summoned them all.

What should I tell you.

Hate!

Hate.

His bone came out. He broke his leg, the bone came out.

How he broke his leg. How he broke his leg.

But help him, no. Oh. Help him. You call a doctor, he calls an ambulance.

Bring it up. Take it in four. Don't move his leg, take him away.

Sorry, master.

Don't worry. Master, master... I'll worry.

Because now the most brilliant thing is that I will have to

find another Merculio - more dog than him. - We find him.

- Where do we find it? - We'll find it, let's see.

Ready? Who is he?

I'm Fiorella.

Listen Rocco, this is a phone call that I never wanted to make,

because you and your girlfriend are certainly not on my payroll.

- Fuck. - What he said?

-He said "fuck"? -What the "fuck", he doesn't know English,

it's a sound for him, it's something he says when he sees me happy.

Telephone.

Oh God, oh God, video call from Rocco.

- Hate. - Go to the toilet.

I go to the bathroom?

Here I am. Hy love how are you?

Today is a strange day. Where are you?

I am in bathroom. Does it embarrass you?

But no, go figure.

I received a bombshell phone call.

- Meaning what?

- Landi Porrini wants me to play Merculio.

- I did not understand? - The other actor broke his ankle.

Ah, Merculio broke his ankle.

Do you realize it or not?

Don't do it Rocco. Do not do it.

Like that. No.

Tell him no to Landi Porrini. No?

It would be a nice revenge, right?

We said we had to kill him, we had to avenge

that shit then sorry, it's also a question of dignity.

I don't want to deliver pizzas all my life, love.

I want to be an actor.

Maybe I care more about my profession than my pride.

OK Bye.

Holy shit.

A E I 0 U…

Sorry, sorry, sorry everyone huh? Excuse me. Master? Excuse me.

Look, it wasn't the rain, nor the traffic, it was really my fault.

I broke the alarm clock and I'm sorry.

- Who's this? - Rocco Bonaccorso. The new Merculio.

- Who chose it? - You master.

- It? - Eh.

Oh. Bonaccorso. But why not? Introduce yourself to his colleagues.

- Rocco Bonaccorso. - Is one…

- HI. - Agile. Bonaccorso.

- We'll introduce ourselves better later, and... - And she and Juliet.

Our Juliet.

And this is Romeo, our splendid Romeo.

But do you and I know each other?

Yes, it's done "Ladies' paradise" together.

No.

Excuse me, can you tell him something?

Bonaccorso? November? But what are we doing living room?

Come on, get into position. Ready for the test. Concentrate. Kissing scene, up.

Gemma, I recommend the instructions I gave you. Listen to me.

- Yes master. - Ferla, don't worry.

Concentrated.

Good Pilgrim, you wrong your hand too much,

which does nothing but show proper devotion.

Behold, this is the sacred kiss of pilgrims.

Fuck oh. Oh. What are you doing?

What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at?

But those who are, the foreplay of a porno?

He told me to make it passionate...

I understand, but no tongue in mouth like that, but what is your concept of passion?

Gem? But, do you follow the instructions I give you?

- Yes. - So, Juliet...

Juliet is… Juliet is a virgin.

Virgin.

You understand what I mean, don't you?

She lives in a state of absolute innocence.

Now I understand that you, perhaps, have never had the state of innocence in your life...

- Master.

Master please. You can't treat a web star like that.

Shut up "soccio man". Please.

This one is crying now. She cries. The actress cries.

' - At that time… - And I don't understand how I should do it.

Once she is passionate, once she is a virgin, I don't know...

She calms down, calms down, calms down, listen to me carefully, she listens.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Stay calm, calm, relax, eh?

Above all, don't cry.

You don't have to cry, because if you keep crying I'll kick your ass.

I'll take you on a tour of Villa Torlonia, do you understand?

Kick your ass.

Which is?

- At the Don Matteo auditions? - No.

Eight?

You and I need to talk.

Certain.

No, but not here. I want somewhere else.

Her tonight, at 9pm. At Alfredo's.

You also saw the nerve of inviting you to dinner.

At dinner damn, I'm not tonight... I have an appointment.

I can't because...

When you set out on such a dangerous

adventure, the tooth must be removed immediately.

Her tonight at 9pm. At Alfredo's.

This show could be called Romeo and that's it, hm?

Also because that poor girl Gemma Grimaldi,

that is not capable of doing, I'm not saying a sublime Juliet,

but not even decorous, do you understand?

- Alright. - Nothing, eh.

It seems to me that he is trying his hardest.

- Don't defend her. - No.

Huh? And especially, don't fall in love with her.

No, I don't fall in love.

I mean, I'm actually already in love.

Plot twist.

Her name is Vittoria.

- We want a child. - A son.

Of course, a son.

You do. Have children.

As if there weren't already enough travelers in this world.

Huh?

No, my son will not be a traveler.

And in any case his children, we've done them all.

Oh, her? She has a son.

She knows where and she knows when.

Drink. Drink.

- A small sip… - What…

Let go. Ferla.

We must be one, remember that.

A whole... we must be able to build intimacy

which has never happened before between two artists, you know?

- Yes, certainly. - Here you are.

I have to be everything to you.

Your father, your brother, your leader,

your blood,

your heart...

Listen.

- Can you hear it? - Mh, mh.

Tutum...

tutum...

- tutum... - I feel it, yes, yes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this "Mambo number five".

Enough.

She go home. Take a taxi and go home.

And don't look back,

because every look from you is a shotgun blast to me.

Get out.

Get out.

- Oh. - Oh.

But look, they're looking for you, they are waiting for you on stage.

Ok, thanks, I'm coming.

Anyway, sometimes you and I

should go and have a beer together.

- Mh, mh.

- So, to get to know each other better, you always leave in a hurry.

Yes, I live a bit far away, so… there is traffic…

Then again, Merculio is Romeo's best friend.

No?

Already.

…Dearer than the beautiful daughter of the rich Capulet, and how…

You have to give me some directions, right?

Otherwise we'll put a nice black backdrop on it, so

it costs me even less, do you understand?

Shakespeare, he needs everything, less than the scenography.

Remember, anything goes.

But what does "anything goes" mean?

Federico, excuse me?

You have to tell the set designer something, if not what does he build? So if everything

goes well, let's put up a painting by De Chirico and do a metaphysical Shakespeare.

I have an idea: Let's get a nice chessboard, right?

On one side we put the blacks, the Montagues,

on the other the whites, the Capulets, eh?

Run out of bullshit? Do you want an idea?

- Yes. - You'll have it tomorrow.

Let's hope so.

You also urged Emi to bury that love.

And just as my heart is the opposite of hers, so is she…

11 you're in love with that boy, right?

You're jealous?

- I'm jealous? - Yes.

No, no, look Federico, I'm not jealous.

- Yes, you are getting older and you are jealous. - No dear, I'm not jealous.

The reason why we argue is another.

- All right. I understand, bye. - You have become a hyena, Federico.

- Bye bye. - This show is hurting you, this

show is hurting us.

Hate. You talk like the girlfriends of fiction.

I had said a thousand times to remove that fucking basket.

I can't live in this house anymore.

It makes me anxious, do you understand it or not? I feel the presence of the dead woman.

Everywhere, inside the wardrobes, inside the drawers, in the toilet.

All in all, do you want to understand yes or no?

Sorry anyway, an old woman over there, obsessed with the

NBA, if you may, does she have something sinister, or not?

Sorry, what harm is there if an old woman is obsessed with basketball?

I started smoking again because of you, you

make me anxious, you make me feel empty, Federico.

I become a worse person next to you.

Do you know why this show isn't coming?

Because you press me, you stress me, you're on top of me.

I don't have to prove anything to you Lori, It's you who has something to prove to me.

I have always protected you, I have always defended you.

Do you know what they call you around? Do you want to know?

"Get up and walk",

because you are a miracle worker.

Lori you are a miracle worker working with me.

Do they really call me that?

I never wanted to tell you.

But it's all a tragedy anyway, Lori.

Shakespeare, you, me, this pool,

it's all a tragedy.

I can't take it anymore Federico.

I don't want to be your caregiver.

The miracle worker leaves.

Gloria, I'm going to Ostia and I removed my makeup myself

- because I had to hurry. - "But every time this farce?"

For the sake of it. So she sees me at the seaside and she thinks I'm in Vasto.

- "Okay, don't do anything stupid." - Come on, see you later. HI. HI.

- Hi love. - "My love."

Wait, put on videos I can't see you.

"The camera doesn't work."

- I don't know. - Yes?

"You're always at the seaside, huh?" - Huh.

Today I taught the kids lessons all day,

always the rhinoceros and giraffe,

so I came to put some feet in the sand.

Did you go to the theater instead?

Shut up, look, exhausting hours then, the actor who plays

Romeo, in my opinion is a dog. He's less strange, he always

keeps his head down, he doesn't speak much, he has all the tics...

Oh well, maybe he's shy, a bit of those... right?

In my opinion he is an idiot.

Like an idiot?

Idiot is a bit… poor guy, come on.

However, I think you haven't missed anything, love.

Landi Porrini is just a stoned old man.

However, what is Juliet like?

Well, TV crap...

she has a voice, she sounds like a crow.

A6, you mustn't make us shit on the beach, I

owe it to you the umbrellas, do you understand?

Are the Romans also in Vasto?

No... he's a lifeguard from Vasto, Ostia Vas...

we do it all seasons do you understand?

It's a bit like this, he's helping himself, in fact, poor guy.

Look, love, I'll see you on Saturday then.

Okay okay, I'll see you on Saturday then. All right bye.

My love…

But, do you seriously want to know what I think?

Two people take each other, they break up, it's normal right?

But then that love, What happens to that love?

But are you really capable of giving it to another?

Nth. Come on. Do you know what? That I like reheated soup.

I love heated soup, it makes that

crust, you put it in the oven it's vintage.

Eat it tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, it's always better.

Maybe put a little oil in it.

Yes, a little oil, we'll fill it up, but it is always "heated soup",

and you know the taste, it's yours, it's your home.

Ready.

Yes I am.

Ah, but this morning?

All right. Thank you so much.

- What's up? - My grandmother...

-Is she dead? -No, she recovered.

Oh well, but then she matches what happens to you in her face and what the heck.

Hello grandmother.

Hi darling, hi.

You look good.

What do the doctors say? How are you?

Eh, how am I considering that I'm alive, I can't smoke or drink, shit.

I came to see you when you were sick.

Ah yes, yes, they told me. Thank you.

I was talking to you, I was telling you things.

- Mm. - Did you hear them?

Ninth.

-Like her? - Shit.

Oh.

Hi dad, I love you.

Help.

Help, I'm drowning.

Help, I'm drowning. I'm drowning.

I drown help.

Help me so that she hears about you I'm drowning.

Do you feel water too?

She also feels water.

Notes I also wanted to say this before,

This bathrobe looks great on you.

I mean, the bathrobe looks better on you than the bathing suit.

Thank you. A thousand thanks.

Oh, what are you doing? You can't smoke in the theater.

I don't show up.

But I know a place where you can smoke in peace.

- Come on?

Maybe we could go together, this evening.

Sorry, weren't you married?

But what a married man, At most I'm engaged, that's it.

Oh.

And then…

In short, there is a crisis, that's it.

There is this bad crisis, we tried.

But we tried in every way, but she also returned to Vasto,

to live from her.

We took an infamous period of reflection,

but why don't you bring your sister too?

- Mashed potato? - I'm bringing a friend of mine.

This one had the courage to ask me to be the sidekick

on a four-way date, he and Gemma Grimaldi and her sister. Understood?

And he said it was TV crap.

What a piece of shit, asshole...

But do you realize the wonderful luck you have?

Do you know how many women would like to be in your place to see

How does your man behave on an evening like this?

I do not care. It disgusts me.

- You have to go. - No.

You could be the revenge of all the girlfriends in Italy.

Darlings?

You stay in the bad baby shark I have a problem with the toilet pipe.

Girls, to start with I would make a nice toast dedicated to you, eh?

To the Grimaldi sisters. The most beautiful in the place.

It's all health. Oh Otto. You did.

I finally did it.

- Eight. - HI.

-I didn't know you were his friend. - And instead…

- How are you? - Apparently... Well, well, you?

Well-.

However, she is Agata, my sister.

- Agata. - Eight.

Otto is a bit strange, but we like him a lot.

Hi, yes. Excuse me.

Please Please. I would also make another toast here, drink.

- Thank you.

- I was saying, with the girls, - given the heat... - HI.

...you could go swimming in the sea, all naked.

But is everyone naked feeling their underwear?

Agata are you already drunk? Fuck come on.

No no no, right, instead. She feels the panties.

Huh Otto?

- No, come on, look at your underwear, it's a bit... - You say no?

It's a bit strong, isn't it?

- Gemma? - I do what Otto does.

Excuse me for a moment girls, I'll consult with Otto

for a moment and we'll be back immediately. You come.

What are you doing, rowing against me?

I say "feel your underwear", let's feel underwear, right?

Oh.

Nothing changes for you anyway, and then, the couples are already beautiful and made.

Gemma wants you and I'll kick her sister.

_ "Sga"? - I'll break it.

- How the fuck do you talk? - What are you doing, taking it?

What's up? You're nervous? Let's go.

- No. - Follow me, come on.

So girls, we consulted and it would be decided.

- Go. -Her We go to the

beach, we take off all our clothes.

- Oh. - Also including…

- ...underwear. - Underwear.

Then after the bath maybe we could also play the game of...

From the?

The game of ho…

...license plate?

But what a mess. Spin the bottle.

- Ah, about the bottle. - I'm in.

Very good, oh. This is the spirit.

I go to the bathroom for a moment. Excuse me.

In the meantime, pour me a drink so I can feel underwear here

It seems like a bit strong stuff to me, eh.

'This piece of shit.

- Can I ask you for a photo? - Go.

Thank you.

Excuse me for a moment, eh.

- My love. - Hi love.

- How are you? - Fine how are you?

What's wrong, I feel strange.

No, I'm in bed, I'm at my parents' place.

I just can't sleep,

- Where are you instead? - I went out with that idiot

of November 8th.

- Oh, why? - To get a little closer.

10 I still don't understand how they got him.

I don't know, she will be Landi Porrini's lover.

Oh, even the lover.

Okay so it's you and him?

Well no. We are also in the company of Gemma

Grimaldi and her sister. Incredible character.

So like, double date?

- Are you jealous, love? - No, how jealous?

You told me it's "TV junk", imagine no, no, don't worry.

Alright, I'll try to go to sleep then.

Have fun, bye love. Good night.

- HI. - Thank you.

Who was she? The jealous girlfriend?

No, it was Otto... She says she is waiting for you in bathroom.

Where are you?

They told me you were waiting for me.

- But what, what Gemma... - I want you, please let's make love.

No no no, stay still, stay still. But you're impa...

- I'm going down. - No no, come on, come on.

- I'm going down, I'm going down. - Come on, come on.

Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, no.

We can't, we can't.

- But at night I touch myself thinking of you. - What are you touching... Don't touch anything.

Don't touch, don't touch, no. We can't make love, you and me.

- Why?

- Because it is a rule, because it is the rule of the theatre.

Two people working together in the theater, they can't

make love because all this energy, all this excitement,

we have to keep it for the characters, it's more beautiful.

For Romeo and Juliet.

Excuse me but why did you tell Rocco that you were waiting for me here, then?

Huh?

Why did you tell Rocco that you were waiting for me here?

- But I didn't tell him anything. - Who the fuck do you think you are?

Playing these shitty games.

But fuck you and him too.

My goodness, what an evening...

Oh.

- Oh. - But what happened?

Gemma came out of the bathroom, shocked, she came here, she insulted me.

Why did you tell Gemma that I was waiting for her in the bathroom?

To speed up times.

Thanks, but I don't want to do anything.

You don't understand anything about women.

I miss you.

These are things that take you a while to understand.

But I think I understood it for the first time when I was thirteen.

There was a friend of mine, we went to the garage together, we kissed.

And I liked it.

Did you like him?

Yes, I also had a girlfriend, eh. And I really liked her too.

You like everything.

Except that since then I realized that...

- That? - That I was...

- bisexual. - Oh.

- Bisexual. - Oh.

So you're sure, you are one hundred percent bisexual.

- Hundred percent. - Safe.

I mean, I go with both men and women, no.

- How many? - How many men?

Several.

Four?

- No more. - Seven?

Many more. Many.

Many males...

and your girlfriend, don't...

These are not things you tell at your girlfriend.

They are not said to women. Only among us men.

But I've done all sorts of things, eh.

To tell you, I once went to our dentist.

Who by the way is also her uncle. Uncle Franco.

Have you been with Uncle Franco?

Yes, with Uncle Franco... a very sweet person...

...a sweetness?

- Such a sweetness... a splendid man. - A nice person.

Who then often still comes to us for dinner, usually on Wednesdays,

- because Wednesday is... -The Champions League.

Well done, when the Champions League is there

Vittoria goes upstairs because she's bored,

she goes to sleep and uncle Franco and I, in short, take advantage of it.

Holy shit.

What's up? Everything is fine?

But I don't feel very well right now, I'm sorry, you know that...

I'm going home, this Uncle Franco thing is bothering me for a moment...

- No, wait. - No, stop, I'm cold.

- Are you cold? - Yes very much

- Done. - No, no, it's not necessary.

Hey no no... Thanks.

- No, I'm better. - Oh, oh.

Don't you like boys?

Huh?

Ninth.

I think you like them...

But when did you understand it?

November 8th?

Come on...

Do you forgive me?

No.

You take my nose off.

In beautiful Verona, where we place our history, due

to ancient rust a new brawl breaks out between two

families of equal nobility, staining Veronese hands with blood.

From these adversaries descends a

pair of lovers, born under an unlucky star.

It will be their death, after pitiful events,

to bury the parents' hatred.

The terrible cases of their love, the prolonged anger of the families

which nothing can put an end to, if not the death of the children,

they are the show that we offer you for two hours.

After you.

- Flowers for you. - Oh.

Thank you.

The dick.

Juliet.

Juliet.

Romeo.

With the light wings of love I have overcome these walls,

there is no stone fence that can stop the step of love:

what love can do, why love dares.

Dare Juliet.

And so for me your relatives are not an obstacle.

If they see you here, they will kill you.

No.

There's more danger in your eyes, that in twenty of their swords:

just look at me sweetly,

and I will be a stone against their hatred.

Come, bitter conductor,

come disgusting guide.

And you,

desperate pilot, hurl your boat onto the rocks

now tired of the sea.

Here's to you...

My love.

Oh.

Oh lala.

-But does she have breasts? - Ela Mengoni.

So, in a

kiss... I live.

And who the fuck are you?

Hi, Vittoria... Vittoria Mengoni.

Ugh...

Thank you.