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Monkey King, you bastard.

You've promised Buddha.

To help the Longevity Monk to get scriptures in the west.

But the King Bull and you decided to eat your master.

Do you know you've made a real big mistake?

Shut up!

You've followed me for 3 days.

I didn't beat you up because you're a woman.

Don't think that I'm afraid of you.

Monkey King

be polite to Goddess!

Shut up.

You scare me again.

If you're not scared of me

you needn't hurt Purple Fairy

and stole her Pandora's Box.

You just wanna escape.

Now, I can't escape

I will fight with you.

What's up?

Don't be angry.

You may violate the rule.

Monkey King, you're so naughty!

I've told you

not to throw things!

Look!

You've thrown away the stick.

Pandora's Box is the treasure.

You'll pollute the environment.

You'll hurt kids.

If there are no kids

it is bad to hurt plants.

What's up?

Let go!

You want?

Speak up if you want!

Why do you keep silent?

Although your eyes are full of sincerity

I'm very glad, you still have to speak up.

Do you really like?

Take it.

Do you really like?

You.

Damn!

Monkey King…

See

this guy keeps talking all the time

we don't know what he's talking about.

He's just like a fly hanging around.

Sorry, not a fly.

It's a swarm of flies flying near your ears.

Flying into your brain.

Help!

Help!

So I catch that fly. Open its belly.

Take out its intestine.

Put its intestine around its own neck.

Then I pull the intestine tightly.

The tongue comes out

I use a blade and cut!

Wow!

All the people keep silent.

Now you know why I need to kill.

Monkey King, you have so many excuses.

You don't want to get scriptures in the west.

Shut up please! Beat!

I've got a super body. You can't hurt me

I don't scare of any god

I'm detroy all devils.

Being master, I should take the responsibility.

Please let him go!

I have to do so, I need to report to Heaven Emperor.

Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor

I can sacrifice my life for him.

Namonitabhaya…

What did he said?

Give him the pork.

Stand by!

A woman is coming in!

Asst. Master, do you think soldiers are coming'?

This is why you're called "Blind Bing".

Didn't you see Dumby shaking his ass?

Do you think he has hemorrhoids'?

OK, even if he has hemorrhoids

he is a soldier with hemorrhoids.

So what to be feared about him?

Who the hell you are?

Don't you reckon I'm a woman?

What do you come here for?

The world's gone mad.

A weary lady

looking for a shelter

I wanna brush off the dust of my past.

Do you know what place it is'?

This is not a nice place. You all look gruesome.

I don't think it is a decent tavern.

Is this a slaughter-house'?

Yes, we are. How dare you come in.

You're in danger already

I'm not sure who's in danger

I think you're in danger.

You can be robbers.

So can I.

Who the hell you are?

Blossom.

Nothing get into my way and survive.

Money or your heads.

Why does Ma'am 30th come to Mt Wuyue?

This devil is a fierce robber

ls here having big business?

Why do you still

put the money on your head?

Put it back!

She said it is our head or the money, Master.

What are you talking about?

Asst. Master!

You coward! How can you be my assistant?

Master, I'm not Asst. Master! I'm Blind Bing!

He is Asst. Master.

Yes, I'm Asst. Master.

I will make you regret!

Go away!

Look at yourself. Mousing around, so shameful.

How can you follow me around with their hair?

Master, I'm here!

Come out!

Corning.

Master, you're hit by Kunlun Sage's 7 Ultimate Fists.

Your wounds are spreading.

Shut up

you knelt down that time

and I got hit in the nose.

Master, here!

The 7 Ultimate Fists really hurt Master.

Master, I was scared, so I knelt down.

It is heard that people who got hit by the 7 Ultimate Fists

will have disease in his eyes.

Then he'll become dumb.

After that he can't speak properly.

At last, his body explodes and he's dead.

Master, there's something wrong with your eyes!

I am OK!

I only concentrate my eyesight on a single point

I only change my usual way of vision.

Do you want to take my position'?

No, Master, I don't dare.

You don't dare? I am gonna kill you!

Kill you!

Can you cry out for me?

Ah…

Ok, let's get our weapons and search.

Ma'am 30th.

No need to scare! I'm here!

I'm the leader of the Axe Gang.

My nickname is Joker.

It is nice to meet famous Ma'am 30th.

What are you gonna

do here?

I just wanna stay here for a while.

A while? How long is it'?

3 full days.

Maybe 30 or 5O years

I'll leave when I meet the person

who I want to see.

I don't think you can wait so long.

What are you doing?

I've just had a piss!

You had a piss here'?

This is why you have so much water to bath.

What are you talking about?

I said live to see that person.

Master…

I'm not that easy to kill.

Ask my brothers first.

You have no guts…

You betray me!

God!

Kill us all if you can!

Forgive me…

Forgive me, heroine…

Stupid! Do you think she will let you go?

I'm gonna fight

even if I lost my life!

That's fine. Since you're willing to beg me

I won't kill you now.

Thanks a lot!

You… you're so righteous!

You're so good!

You all clean your sole and wait for me outside.

Why is there a scar?

This is not a scar, it is only dirt.

Go clean it

or I'll cut the whole leg off.

Master

why she wanna see our sole?

It is lucky that you don't wanna see our ass.

Are you scared?

I'm not! You are scared!

Why?

You have hemorrhoids.

She'll say they are not clean enough

and cut them off.

Why do you know I have hemorrhoids?

Blind Bing peeped on your shower.

Why did you peep on me?

I not only peeped on you

I've peeped on you all.

Why is there so much hair?

Sure

I've got more in other parts.

What?

Are you excited now?

Where did you say has more hair?

No

in fact I only have hair on my head and sole.

Do you think they grow on the wrong places?

From now on, I'll check all the people.

Passing here!

Check what?

Check their sole.

If you discover a guy having three birthmarks, tell me.

Master! We don't go to rob

but check people's sole.

If the others know that, they'll say we're perverts.

We can plot against her.

Poison her, make her faint

then rape and kill her!

A good plot!

You think so.

You shall administer the plan.

I don't think I can do this.

I go, no need to kneel down

I don't want to! I can't control my legs.

Master, your wound is expanding

I still have both hands.

I won't give UP!

Master has fallen into a shit pit!

Master!

Have you found the three birthmarks?

Why does everyone tell me to find the three birthmarks?

You can save him when you find them.

What are you talking about?

Where are we?

Who?

Dreaming.

Did you kill that bitch?

Spider! Spider…

It's only a spider.

It's big.

How big is it?

I've told you to tidy up the place.

The spiders are bigger than me.

What should I do?

It keeps running after me.

Maybe I'm handsome.

What?

What's up '2.

A spider is running after Master?

This way'? No…

This way!

Fine, be quick!

How come?

Help!

Come here! I'm here!

Be quick!

I'm here!

Help me!

Blind Bing!

Nothing in the front! Turn back, turn back!

No! It's Master! Master…

Isn't it a cockroach'?

It's Master.

Great! Go!

You sons of bitches, deceive me.

Master, I'm coming.

What am I touching?

Master is saved…

Asst. Master is so happy. What is he holding?

Master, didn't he carry you out'?

I'm fine, let's go home…

Take a bath, go to bed sooner.

Don't hang around tonight.

Let go!

Spider!

Blind!

Help.

Who?

Burn it!

Have a rest first.

Burn it!

Don't let him go… burn it.

Burn it!

No need to be frightened.

Burn him…

He's there…

It's over there, go there…

Here is another.

This one is smaller.

Freeze!

Where?

It's there!

There!

Only two claws are left. Let me break you in half.

Go to hell.

Don't go!

It's here.

Beat it!

Give it to me.

All spread out! Let me burn it!

Go to hell!

Burning!

Very hot!

It's Master's voice.

Help!

It's Master. Help him!

It's Master.

Help!

Master, your cock is burning.

Be quick.

Get the water…

Put out the fire.

Put out the fire.

Dying!

Be quick

I'm going to out the fire, too.

You can't put out the fire with straw. Stay away!

Master, it's OK!

I'll put it out!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop burning…

Out you go…!

Stop burning!

I can't take this…

The fire is out! Are you OK?

You have to step on him and put the fire out.

Moron!

Who burned me'?

Not me!

I have no idea.

I know it's you!

I know what you're thinking!

You wanna take my place!

No… Master…

Master's eyes are Ok.

No, I didn't do that.

Master, you've recovered

I'm cured! Why?

I know!

You must hurt yourself in order to

cure the wounds.

It's reasonable!

You have to thank Asst. Master.

If he didn't hit you at the crotch

you won't be healed so fast.

Do you have an affair with him?

I love you so much.

Go to hell! Stop it!

I've told you to kill Ma'am 30th.

Have you done that'?

Ma'am 30th is a devil!

Spider Woman!

I'm a rational man

I can't accept such ridiculous thing!

Kill her!

Master, aren't you scared?

Of course not! I'm healed.

I will defeat her!

Great! You have guts!

You said I had guts?

Yes, but forget I'd say that.

Master.

You just get into her room and finish her off.

We'll cover you up!

Why I go first everytime…

You said you would cover me up so stay closer.

Steady

we've got weapons.

We'll throw them at her.

You'll kill me, too.

Don't be silly!

You won't die, you'll only get hurt!

Sons of bitches!

Get! You are not fooling me.

Listen to me.

Stop that.

Fainted?

Big Cow, Younger Tiger.

You're all useless. Let me do this.

What?

You faked the fainted?

This is a tactic.

It is very useful.

Where is the leak?

Asst. Master, you're bleeding.

Don't scare!

I can stop the bleeding

by myself

it's not picturesque

but it is unique.

You may love this place, eventually.

Good night!

Master…

She is a devil!

Yes!

She is a real devil!

My heart is pounding!

Master, stop it!

You're a righteous man, a hero.

It is my pleasure

to be your friend.

The money put on your bros' heads

is all given to you to buy drinks.

Thank you very much, Ma'am 30th.

Master, she's not really good-looking.

But I like her!

Only thrust the thigh once, but there're so many holes.

What do you mean?

Sister, why did you leave?

You ran to this poor village

and you're forced to reveal

your real image.

What are you doing here'?

How about you?

I just want to have a walk.

You're waiting for the Longevity Monk

you wanna eat his flesh.

You can make Granpa Buddha

speak out this top secret.

Sodol.

Nonsense!

Nonsense? Why did you come to Mt Wuyue'?

This was called "Fingers Mountain" in the past.

It's the prison for this monkey.

The top secret says that he'll become human

and he has three birthmarks on his sole

you can find the Monk if you know where Monkey King is.

Sister, do you still think I'm speaking nonsense?

You just want to see that monkey.

You can do nothing even if you see him.

The difference is that he died in Goddess's hands last time

but he died in my hands this time.

It will benefit

only one person.

You know the reason!

Do you wanna fight over him with me?

Do you think only you can fake face?

Who?

Devil…!

What did you see?

Nothing.

No!

What are you doing down there'?

I wanna tie the lace.

If the secret of the monk leaked

I'll kill you.

Then, all devils gather at Fingers Mountain

beg for the flesh of the Longevity Monk.

Tell the King about this

he will bestow on us.

Even a bull is talking. So many devils here this time.

Go… go away.

If I go now, I'm a coward!

No, report to Master.

Master.

This mountain was called.

Fingers Mountain in the past.

The Longevity Monk and the Monkey King will meet here.

My bull is talking.

Those two things

one has 8 legs, one's head…

You two haven't slept?

What are you talking about?

Ah…

Two baby pigs are born.

One has 8 legs.

One has a very heavy head.

Master, we're rich now.

We needn't to be robbers anymore…

We didn't rear any pigs.

We didn't rear any pigs?

Or I'm speaking in my dream!

Ok, I'm leaving, please take a rest.

We're leaving.

Walk both girls away.

No!

I will order someone to search for

the guy you wanna see.

Thank you master.

Good night! Go!

Go! Go!

Nothing can be done this time.

Why does Jing Jing have no reaction

to this image?

Nothing I can do.

Go!

Don't kill me!…Don't kill me!

I just wanna have fun with you.

Do you like playing?

Come and have fun.

Is it funny'?

Yes!

Ok, let's play again.

Play again?

I don't wanna play…

You said who's got eight claws?

I can't remember it…

What?

No!

My head looks like this?

Yes…! Oh no!

She's not changed yet.

Not yet?

I'll kill him.

No.

Why?

I'm gonna mesmerize him

he'll be my undercover agent.

Hi.

Ghost!

Go to have a look.

You said a ghost!

Oh dear!

Don't be pretentious around here.

Or I will cut you into pieces.

You're so brutal!

Look at me!

Mesmerizing!

Who?

It's a long night, no mood to sleep

I thought I am the only one.

But Jing Jing, you're sleepless, too?

Yes, why can't you sleep?

Just because of Jing Jing!

Me?

Yes, when I saw you

I made up my mind that I wouldn't be a robber

I just wanna show my sincerity

I can't face my past.

Like what you see?

You're monkey?

Monkey?

Monkey King.

Monkey King?

You think you're alright with a human face?

Human Face?

I have to use Skeleton Fire on you.

You gonna burn me again!

Why?

Did I make a mistake?

Why?

Why did you use flame bomb to burn me?

Why did you shave off your beard?

You're just another guy

without the beard.

Really?

You can't do anything.

Do you want to be a scholar instead of a robber?

I've thought about this.

Please stop changing image

being a robber is

a 900d job.

I know

I'll try my best!

You look like that thing!

So pathetic.

Jing Jing loves my violent side.

Having the personality again.

Monkey King, come out!

Damn monkey.

You said you would marry me when I was 18

I have waited for you 3 years.

You come out!

Our King is not here.

He said give it Miss Pak when you come here

and thanked Miss Pak very much.

He can't enjoy it

500 years…

We've found the Longevity Monk at last.

The hair on the sole has shaved off

I don't know when it will grow again.

Shit! They come first!

I have to inform

these innocent people.

You come back to Waterfall Cave again?

Waterfall Cave?

Who are you?

Why do you bring me here?

No one brings you here. You come here on your own

t is normal to miss your home.

Don't tease me!

My home is at Mt Wuyue.

You have made a mistake, can you hear me'?

Don't annoy me, please!

We have to go, Master, or we'll be late.

Go? What do you wanna do?

Robbery!

Who dare to do so?

We go to rob!

Ok, that's fine!

Go to rob…

What?

Rob the sole

I have no legs. What to do?

What are you looking at?

Are you jealous of my handsomely shaved face?

That's fine.

Yes…

Jealous! You guys…

Shut up!

Grapes?

Master, the grapes are washed.

Go out.

The dinner is ready.

Go out!

Who?

I'm the grapes that you bring here!

You're grapes?

No, I'm Grandma Ada?

What Grandma Ada'?

Stop the non-sense.

I'm Grandpa Buddha, an immortal

I turned myself into grapes and save you.

You stole my grapes and forbid me mentioning Grandma.

Both women are devils.

If you don't believe me

you can use my Magic Mirror!

I use your Mom's mirror!

Say! Listen to me.

Have you stolen my grapes?

No!

Where are my grapes!

I'm your grapes!

Louder!

I'm your grapes.

Why aren't you an apple?

Listen to me.

You shouldn't think I can't defeat you.

I don't wanna hurt innocent people.

Go out!

You will be seriously hurt!

Jing Jing!

Your beard looks great!

Really?

Why was it so noisy?

Just beating the grapes.

Who're gonna beat grapes?

Meal time.

Meal time.

That's great!

Great?

What a pretty moon. Let'…

Moon? I can't see it.

There is a big moon. Can you see it?

It's not dark yet, how come is there a moon?

Tell me…

Who'? Who the hell…!

Who the hell?

I was turned into grapes.

Where are you?

In your trousers.

Big grapes!

It's yours. I'm at your back!

That's great to see you.

You trust me now!

Yes, I trust you.

Why do we have devil here?

Stupid fool, listen to me.

These devils are waiting for the Longevity Monk.

Longevity Monk'?

500 years ago, Monkey King was destroyed by Goddess.

His master Longevity Monk wanted to save him.

He exchanged the monkey's life

with his own.

He hoped this monkey would be good.

Why does the Longevity Monk

need to appear?

He wanted to save the whole world

so he went to India and tried to get scriptures

he hoped they would do good to the people.

All devils were impressed by his spirit

heaven Emperor saw that.

He gave the monkey a chance to revive.

He planned the master and the disciple to meet here.

Then they can finish the journey to the west.

Now, you know why there are so many devils here.

You got it.

So I am having the same

dream.

In a pitch-dark area

a pair of seductive eyes

looking at me

make me embarrassed.

Your eyes look like the eyes in my dream.

Sometimes, my face becomes red

I have to face the devils tonight!

Yes! You are facing devils tonight!

Two Magic Bags here, and some invisible stickers.

You're invisible if you stick one on your body.

Cover him by it when he is not aware

I'll cover you up from the back.

This is my line!

Whom are you talking to'?

To him.

Let me help you!

That's great! You're my good bro.

Tell all bros to come in

give a magic sticker to each of them

I go back to get the Magic Bag.

Then we can catch all the devils.

No problem.

Good brother.

Your eyes today…

Are they seductive?

Yes.

I will help you.

Help yourself!

What to do?

It is Master's order.

You wait a moment.

Asst. Master.

Tell the others, Master is looking for us.

Go.

Invisible sticker.

Go…

Sister.

OK…

Let's keep quiet and see what they want.

Sister, drink!

Sister, you drink too.

What are you doing?

I'm drunk. I wanna sleep

don't be afraid. We're invisible.

You shouldn't drink so much if you cannot drink.

We're invisible.

You can see nothing all the time.

QM.!

Master hasn't come yet.

Yes.

You say there is roast chicken.

Master! It's burning.

Don't be naked.

Pay me back! Fool!

No need to be like that?

None of your business, pay me back.

When did I borrow money from you.

You owe me.

I owe you?

Don't you remember?

No…

You lost your memory.

Sorry.

You should pay back!

No need to be like that.

Pay me back, or I'll ruin your face.

I have paid you back last month.

Really? Yes, yes.

You're old. You lost your memory.

Forget it, it's my fault.

Cut it! Cut it!

That's better zxa than nothing.

Fight with him! Bros!

Bros, let's go!

Yes!

Devils, come out!

Where is the Magic Bag'?

The Magic Bag is here. They wanna frame you.

Traitor, you betray me.

Today, you betray me

I will betray you one day.

Really?

Yes!

I want to destroy all devils

I can take off my underwear!

Master, there's really something wrong with Asst. Master.

That guy is unwilling to do anything even if I beg him.

Now, he admit so quickly. There must be something wrong.

Pull him out.

Yes!

Let me go…

Let me go.

Shut up.

Let me go.

Kneel down.

You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you tonight.

Fine!

You can't blame him.

He's only mesmerized by both devils.

Let me go

or I'll tell my Master to kill you.

Shut up!

Wong cm.

The string you're biting is so familiar.

Stranger.

It is the string for my Magic Bag.

Son of a bitch.

How dare you come here!

Come here!

I'll kill you, reincarnated Monkey King.

Then you won't find the Longevity Monk.

What?

He is the Monkey King?

Say you're the Monkey King

or we'll all die.

He's not the Monkey King.

He can't even withstand my Skeleton Fire.

He is not the Monkey King.

Shit!

You've exposed a top secret.

Really?

This way.

Are you really a fairy?

Give me your hand.

It is too much of you…

Do you think I can't withstand your Skeleton Fire'?

Burn me again.

Serious?

Great!

I'm not scared! See?

Yes!

You can burn my hand if you like

I'm not afraid of you.

Not burn my hand?

Burning.

The hand is still OK.

Let go!

Now you know I'm great.

Surrender!

I have got my bros and a fairy.

Where are you going?

I'll take revenge on you one day.

Even a fairy is not righteous.

No need to ask.

My bros must be there.

Yes! Master!

Sons of bitches!

Are you that heartless guy?

You deceived me last night!

That Monkey King.

Sister will not be married just because of you.

Me?

Get the Joker!

Go!

Stop that.

Master, go.

Don't kill my bros!

Master.

Blindy, I'm here, no need to scare.

Sorry, Blindy!

You have made a mistake.

You won't blame me, will you?

For my whole life I know

I'm blind…

But I am right to be your follower!

Kill you I.

You go to hell.

You can't kill him.

You still help him.

You want to rely on him to find the Longevity Monk.

Take him back to Spider's Web Cave.

Sister.

Only one man can be benefit by it.

You don't know this in fact.

You won't gian anything even if you hurt me.

Look at your palm.

Black Widow!

You've been poisoned by my weapon.

You will die in 7 days

if you can't get my remedy.

Sister, I don't dare to do so anymore.

Get lost!

You regret at last.

No! A fierce thing has come.

Go out and have a look.

Where are you going?

No!

King Bull has come?

King Bull'?

Pretend to be dead here?

Me too…

Monster.

Granpa Buddha.

Give the Longevity Monk to me

or you're gonna die.

We have nothing to talk.

You are looking for the Monkey King.

My bro Monkey King?

Where is he '?

This monster

is the Monkey King's Bro.

We are saved

I'm you Bro

the reincarnated Monkey King.

You?

Yes…

Yes! It's me

I'm gonna kill you adulterer!

Tell me your name, witch!

I'm Boney M of Spider Devil.

Spider Woman.

In the old days when I know your masters

where were you'?

I have no business with you…

Change…

I'm going to kill

the ones who black my way.

Try my White Bone Whip!

Change!

Dragon Heavenly Silk!

Go!

It's only small trick.

Blindy, you're still alive!

We are in trouble.

I admire you.

Don't go…

Let me see what magic you have got.

King Bull Go.

My Little Buddha in hurt.

Another hundred years before it is healed.

Get up.

What are you doing?

Master wanna see you.

What place is this?

Spider Web Cave.

Spider Web Cave?

Yes!

I'm Spider Devil's disciple Spider Woman.

This is Spider Web Cave.

Spider Web Cave?

Let's go! Monkey.

Hey, you have gone mad

I'm your Master, monkey!

I'm mad.

You are lying!

You've admitted that

you're the Monkey King.

Go!

Get smart just for once

I was forced to pretend

you can use the Magic Mirror to show my true identity.

Magic Mirror?

Can you see it?

Yes.

Clear?

Deceive me!

This is not the Magic Mirror.

Pig!

Sister, have pity on me.

Stay calm.

I guarantee that you can trust

my word this time.

Master!

Master!

Master! The monkey has come.

Where is the Longevity Monk?

Big misunderstanding, everybody.

How big?

Let me tell you secretly

I was born in the Year of Monkey, but I'm not the Monkey King.

A waste of time!

I have got the Magic Mirror and everything.

You can use the mirror on me.

Fake mirror

how dare you use the fake mirror…

Now! Stop playing game.

If I'm the Monkey King

why am I standing here for you to bite my hand?

I could jump to the sky.

Then shit on your heads.

You haven't changed to be Monkey King yet.

You'll shit at that time.

What is it, sister?

Broken hearted?

No.

No?

I won't be hurt by this man again

you are lying to me!

Sister, I'm not lying to you.

Then kill him.

Kill him.

Don't you want to find the Longevity Monk'?

Yes! But I don't think you Will kill him.

Not accurate…

Give the sword!

Give! Understand.

Kill him!

You've sliced a piece of my thigh out

I intended to do that.

Give me a bill and I'll pay you back.

You're welcome

I kill you!

Cheap whore, you still love that monkey.

Stop that, I'm gonna kill you.

Are you Ok'?

You're still concerned about me

I'm gonna love forever onwards.

They are outside.

Can this door block them?

This door is mad of unbreakable steel.

Stand aside.

Sister, do you remember how he treated you in the past?

He deceived you, refused to marry you.

You had a good marriage with Chilian Immortal.

He ruined it.

He can do nothing now.

When he returned to his own image

he'll leave you.

Have you finished? Son of bitch!

Damn monkey, how dare you call me a bitch!

Scold me, son of a bitch.

Don't think it's safe to hide inside

it's full moon tonight.

She will become a zombie!

I don't scare, son of a bitch.

What?

There are many hills and caves here.

We don't know where the Spider Web Cave is?

Yes…

More than the bugs in my body. Search!

What are you doing?

How about inside? Are you fine?

Of course I'm alright.

We are very happy.

Jing Jing is till very pretty

I'm still very handsome.

We are still very good-looking.

Meal time, Ma'am 30th.

Help…

Zombie!

Open the door!

I can't open it!

Kiss her, breath life to her.

Maybe it will be stopped.

Scare me!

Sister, you can't defeat me.

Really?

I'll break you neck if you move.

Give me the key! Lock him up.

You wanna go inside.

Now you can go.

Goodbye!

Please stop taking revenge.

Listen to my suggestions.

You can beat me, but please don't hit my face…

Stop beat my cock, thanks.

There is a chicken, Ma'am 30th

I'm telling you.

No reactions after a kiss.

Don't lock it up.

Ok, since you refuse to open the door.

I warn you

I'll rape and kill your lover.

One.

Two.

I get it.

Three.

Seductive magic.

Go!

What are you doing?

I have just shivered for a while.

Very interesting.

You shivered on my body?

Yes.

Oh god!

It must be better if she's not a devil!

You're poisoned.

You'll die if you don't cured.

What for even if I'm cured?

Living long is meaningless if you are unhappy.

Your last few days will be great if you're happy.

If I tell you I'm the Monkey King

what do you think?

I will kill you

I'm not him.

This is a magic mirror.

You should use it.

You're not him, really?

I'm not.

Don't you scare that I will kill you?

Yes, but I have no option.

Because I don't want you to look at me

while you're thinking of another.

I would like to kill you.

You said living long was meaningless

if you were unhappy.

Go ahead!

Yes, I'll.

Shit! Who make this knot?

Let me do it!

Sorry, I don't mean it.

You do it strongly.

So I wanna do it with you.

Although I'm not a righteous man

I won't take advantages from the others

I'm not used to do it at daytime.

Let's wait till night.

No matter when

call me if you need me.

From now on

I'll be with you.

Can you get him?

No.

Goon.

Damn!

I'm so pretty.

But I have a baby with such an ugly man.

Ma'am 30th.

Shut up!

I will kill you if I'm not pregnant.

Thanks.

Why are you so happy?

Tell you.

Don't tell the baby

you're his father.

What should I be?

His maiden

I'm a man. I can't be a maiden!

We bring him up.

He don't know if a maiden is a man or woman.

That's right

I've found a guy just like you.

I'['S you?

Do you wanna know where the Longevity Monk is?

Yes, I do.

Don't strike back if you do

you have to pay for the flesh of the Longevity Monk.

It worths!

If you give me the medication for Jing Jing

I will tell you where the Longevity Monk is.

You just do it for that bitch.

I like to do so.

Maiden.

Maiden is kissing you.

Ok, let's go by tomorrow.

Because of love

you can ruin my face if you like.

Hurry up, do you wanna save someone'?

Just let me do it!

Joker.

Sister can't take this anymore. You go ahead!

Let me… do that.

Not here.

Everyone deceives me.

We'll reach the Buddha Cave after climbing this hill.

No, Ah!

Jing Jing!

Jing Jing!

She thought I left her alone.

How long will you search?

Jing Jing.

She's poisoned, must have died and fell down from the cliff.

It's all because of you.

You shouldn't let me sleep for a whole night

I should come here as soon as possible.

You should whip the horse strongly.

We can be faster!

I won't tell you where the Longevity Monk is

I don't know anything.

How dare you put the blame on me!

What?

We discovered that Boney M fainted under the cliff.

Granpa Buddha has died.

God is helping me!

Go in!

If you don't tell me

you can't go out.

I won't listen to you.

The ground is not so hard.

Powerful devil, extraordinary energy!

I will cure your wound but

you must take me to the Cave to get the incarnated monkey.

We'll find the Longevity Monk sooner or later.

You can also eat the flesh of the Longevity Monk

or you will die painfully.

I have to come out even if I have to dig a tunnel.

I can move freely in time and space with the power of moon.

What is it?

This is the Indian language.

The Pandora's Box.

The treasure left behind by Spider Web Devil?

Take me into the Cave.

Why does the belly feel painful?

Is it coming?

Where am I?

Why so many traps'?

It becomes wetter and wetter.

Welcome, our King!

Damn! I've met a ghost!

What's going on?

You love the Longevity Monk

so I play him to make you happy.

What are you doing?

I'm helping you to give birth!

The head is coming out!

Really, I've no feeling.

You see?

This is my knee.

So there is no hair.

Someone's coming.

Hide up, be quick

I'm hurt

I'm hurt, too.

Please let go of your hand! Alright!

Goddess.

Monkey King, you'd committed serious offences

I hope you know you're wrong.

Who's talking?

500 years ago, your master Longevity Monk sacrificed

his life to save you.

Heaven Emperor planned that

you revive after 500 years

I hope you'll be like your master.

Making sacrifices to save the others.

To clean the sin that you've made before.

You should put on the Gold Ring on your head.

Admit you sin.

Then you'll become the super Monkey King.

You'll take the responsibility to get scriptures in the west.

Rewrite the history.

All things in human life is then none of your business

you can't have any desires anymore.

Worship Buddha whole-heartedly.

You haven't turned into the Monkey King

because you haven't met the guy

who gives you the 3 birthmarks.

After you see him

your whole life will be changed.

Talking to me?

I don't think so.

I think you have made a mistake.

Crazy!

Painful…

Let go!

Keep calm please No.

Keep calm

I'm painful

I'm painful, too.

Mind the traps here.

Chase.

Go!

Come her and grab me.

Ok, do it… OK! It's coming.

The Longevity Monk was born, go to get him!

Yes!

The baby looks like you.

I think

being an immortal or not is not important.

The flesh of the Longevity Monk isn't must, too.

We have to live together happily.

Bring our son up.

Don't let him be robber.

You want the Longevity Monk most.

Just call him Longevity.

Who?

It is too coincident.

What do you want?

Your baby?

My baby with Joker!

What are you talking about?

Maiden, tell him.

Tell him!

Yes!

This is her baby with Joker.

Go!

See where you can go.

No need to scare, I'm gonna protect you.

Who the hell you are?

You're not qualified to protect me.

Get lost

take my son away.

Come here!

Give me the Longevity Monk

I'm not calling you to come.

This is my son

not the Longevity Monk.

Help!

Help…

You're concerned about me, I'll die for you.

Take my son away.

Don't go!

Go.

Ma'am 30th.

It is lucky that we can go out.

Jing Jing.

Honey.

Tortoise Magic.

Slash your liver, stomach

and internal organs!

Tie it with a knot.

"Here comes the spirit."

Bitch, don't step on my intestine

I wanna do so.

Honey…!

My wife is inside.

Please help me!

I'm not free.

Thanks!

Come out!

Go!

Can we go back to the past?

Hurry up! Go!

I won't! Let's go together.

Listen to me.

Bring up my son.

Go!

Our son! Honey!

You have to leave or I'll die!

No!

Honey… Honey…

Honey!

The moon is rising!

Honey.

QM.!

What's that? I've forgot that!

Boyi Bolomi…

Being immortal!

Great! We're going back to the past.

Wait for me!

The killer is leaving.

Honey… My wife.

Your wife is coming out, easy!

I've not finished. How do you know?

She's coming out. Go!

Honey, honey…

Boyi Bolomi!

Being immortal again!

Why did you say "again"?

Wait…

Again!

Honey…!

Don't disturb me!

Why did you tell me not to disturb you?

Shit! You're annoying!

I know I'm annoying.

Why?

You come out!

Go, go!

Honey…

Boyi Bolomi.

You're also very annoying.

Wait…

Damn, I'm very tired.

Honey…

Give me.

I won't tell you!

That's fine.

Why did you do so?

Honey…

Boyi Bolomi…

Honey, come out with King Bull and see Jesus.

Stop!

Commit suicide.

Why commit suicide?

No, I prefer killing you!

Hero!

You let me go!

Let you go?

Tell me a reason why I have to let you go.

You tell me a reason why you wanna kill me.

Ok, you leave me alone

and you have a baby with my sister.

No, that's not the case Wanna die?

No, hero!

I left because I wanna get medication for you from you sister.

But I was late

I couldn't find you.

You deceive me!

You don't trust me.

You look.

Where have they been?

What's up?

You can't leave!

When the rock is put down, the door is closed.

Honey…

Let me do this.

Go!

Joker, see you in the next life.

Honey.

Honey!

Honey…

Again!

Boyi Bolomi…

Jing Jing.

Where are they?

What's going on?

Immortal?

Devil?

Thanks!

Don't go into the Spider Web Cave!

Spider Web Cave?

You think I'm illiterate?

Waterfall Cave.

Spider Web Cave. It is a good name.

Spider Web Cave.

We'll live here onwards.

Stop!

I wanna announce.

In this hill, all things belong to me.

Including you.

Me?

Yes

you look like a donkey, let me make a mark on you.

You're mine now.

If someone bully you, you tell them you know me

I'm called Spider Web Immortal now!

Spider Web Immortal'?

500 years?

You haven't turned into Monkey King

because you haven't met the guy having three birthmarks.

Close the door