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[Engine Roaring]
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**[Car Radio: Reggae]
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- [Phone Line Rings]
- [Man] Hello?
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It's dead out here,
and I'm hating you about now.
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- What kind of agent are you?
- You'll find the road.
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Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a.m. in L.A.
Can I go back to sleep?
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I was up all night on the red-eye,
and it wasn't first class like you promised.
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- Give me credit for the car. Nice ride, huh?
- Yeah, whatever.
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By the way, these directions suck.
This project sucks.
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- K., it's a great opportunity.
- It's a reality show pilot.
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You sang your way to the top seven
the last time you were on TV.
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Now you're the star.
You're Kimberly fucking-Caldwell.
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You're the only celebrity
they've got.
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If I'm such a celebrity, Tommy,
get me a movie.
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"Kimster," your Q score's gonna go way up,
and you'll have a chance to win 90 grand.
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- I thought it was a hundred.
- Well, I get 10%, remember?
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Wait. There's a turnoff.
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- ** [Ends]
- [Radio Clicks Off]
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[Tommy]
Look, I've got power yoga in, like, two hours.
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- Did you find it yet?
- I don't know. There's some old paper mill here.
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- But there's nothin' about it on the map.
- Yeah. That's gotta be it.
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Look, "Kimbo," you can't afford to make a wrong
turn here. You really don't have the time.
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- Why am I here?
- [Cell Line Cutting Out]
'Cause this business is tough.
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- You're breaking up.
- Of all my clients, you're the one...
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- Hello? Hello?
- with the- factor here- [Line Drops, Beeping]
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Fuck!
[Screams, Gasps]
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- [Tires Screeching]
- [Grunts]
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[Engine Idling, Stops]
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[Gasping]
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Don't be dead.
Don't be dead.
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[Breathing Deeply]
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[Door Opens, Closes]
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Oh!
[Gasps]
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Help! Help!
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- [Cell Phone Beeping]
- Shit!
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Anybody!
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- [Groaning]
- Don't worry. I'm gonna get you help, okay?
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- [Coughing]
- No! No, please! Please! No, don't die!
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Come on! Breathe! Breathe!
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- [Moaning, Gagging]
- [Gurgling]
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I'm here. I'm here.
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- [Screaming]
- [Masticating]
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[Screaming]
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[Whimpering, Sobbing]
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[Bones Snapping]
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[Whimpering, Crying]
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[Drooling, Chortling]
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- [Beep]
- [Thunderclap]
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[Male Announcer]
It's the end of the world-
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society in chaos,
governments no longer in control.
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The world has been devastated by
a catastrophic disaster, but you're still alive.
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Overnight, you've been thrust
back into the Stone Age.
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Modern conveniences
are a thing of the past.
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Would you have the guts to survive?
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I am retired Marine Colonel
Dale Murphy.
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Welcome to The Apocalypse.
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Over the next five days,
these six contestants...
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will be put to the ultimate test.
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I'm gonna be
the ultimate survivor...
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because on my last show I learned
more than anything what it takes to win.
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[Man]
So what's the tattoo?
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It's the "infinity" sign,
because I wanna be remembered forever.
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My friends call me "Jonesy"...
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but "Fearless" is my middle name.
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- Ow! That sucked, dude.
- [Video Roll Beeps]
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I told you to shave that ride.
Can we do that again?
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Hi. I'm Elena.
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I'm like a fox- sexy, sleek...
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and I always get what I want.
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Nina. I'm a survivor...
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because I know there's only
one person I can count on- myself.
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I'm Jake.
Three surgeries on my rotator cuff...
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destroyed my shot
at a pro football career-
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but not my drive to win.
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Amber. One tour of duty in I raq.
They call me "La Conquistadora. '"
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Enough said. Semperfi.
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These six contestants have been thrown together
in a devastated wasteland...
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with only the clothes on their backs...
and the will to survive.
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Rain or shine, in five days,
only one will remain.
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- Welcome to The Apocalypse.
- [Shell Incoming]
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- [Switch Clicks]
- Well, what do you think, man?
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We spent all last night cutting it.
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- Brando, eat your heart out.
- You're the real deal, Dale.
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- That's why the network loves you.
- [Door Opens]
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- It rocks, M.
- Damn straight.
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- [Door Closes]
- We're goin' to series for sure.
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[Beeping]
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Ah! Today's a good day to die.
Where's my producer?
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- It's brilliant, Michael. Really.
- Thankyou.
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I still don't see what makes this show
any different from that other survivor show.
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I don't watch television.
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It's supposed to take place at the end of the world.
That's what makes it different.
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You're not on some summer resort
trying to make alliances.
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You're trying to be the last man standing
after the apocalypse.
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- It's killer- Middle America
family entertainment, mate.
- Booyah.
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- That's damn right.
- I'm so there, dude.
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- No.
- I plan on being the last woman standing.
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[Scoffs] Chill, "Ramba."
The prize money's gonna be mine.
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Oh, you two girls could
mud wrestle for it.
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- Be ratings gold.
- Ew.
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- You're stupid, man.
- I am tappin' that.
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Hey, it's the parrot heads.
Nice shirts, boys.
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Yeah, make fun all you want.
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But while you Hollywood freaks
are out here sleepin' on rocks...
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us parrot heads will be in Margaritaville
back at the hotel.
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The woods are all wired up-
32 cameras and mikes ready to go.
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Oh, you the man, Wojo. Just make sure
everything's copacetic with Neil, okay?
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Yeah. See ya in five days.
Enjoy the great outdoors, Tarantino.
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- Nice.
- [Laughing]
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I could help you spread it
on all those hard-to-reach places.
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If I hadn't seen you eat shit at the X Games
last June, maybe you'd stand a chance.
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If I hadn't seen you eat shit at the X Games
last June, maybe you'd stand a chance.
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Hey, I made the street comp finals.
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Okay. Here's a clue.
I only give it up to winners-
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not guys who choke.
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I'll give you something to choke on.
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[Huffing]
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- [Engine Starts]
- I wish I had abs like yours.
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I do 200 of these a day.
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I guess I'll just stick to my low-carb diet
and hope for the best.
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- Mara, where the hell's Kimberly?
- Still no answer.
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Goddamn it. I knew that prima donna
was a problem when we cast her.
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Yeah, but she's got
those Angelina Jolie lips.
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You know what
I'm talkin' about, don't you?
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- Hello, papa.
- It's gonna be a long five days.
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We can't wait any longer.
I gotta shoot, like, now.
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You're the producer, Pop-Tart.
That's why you make the big bucks.
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- What are we gonna do?
- Um, well, we can't recast.
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- We're just gonna have to go with five.
- Whoa, whoa. No, wrong.
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You know the show. All I have to do is shoot
your character intro, and we're good to go.
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- No, I don't think so.
- What other choice do we have?
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Um. [Chuckles]
Okay, yeah. What the hell?
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That's it!
Show 'em what you're made of.
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All right, boys and girls,
listen up!
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We have a half-mile hike
to the survivalist camp.
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Let's go!
It's time to move out!
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All right. Everybody grab your gear,
and let's get going.
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- This is it.
- Hey, Michael.
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You know I'm a complete geek
without my BlackBerry and my cell.
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There's a good chance
I'll be the first to go.
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Come on. Just change your clothes,
put on some bug spray.
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You'll be great,
even without your "CrackBerry."
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Okay. I'll do it for you.
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- [Laughing]
- But, um, now, Mara.
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It's M. now, not Michael.
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- Yes, I know. Okay. Sorry.
- Right.
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God, who am I kidding?
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- [Door Closes]
- Okay. We're movin' out.
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You're all alone out here,
so let's close ranks and stick together.
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- ** [Headphones: Loud Pop]
- Hey, everyone's leavin'-
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Hello? Hey.
Everyone's leaving.
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- What?
- We're about to start the game. It's time to go.
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Hi. I'm Jake.
You're Nina, right?
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Look, I'm just here for the money,
not to make friends, okay?
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Wow. Okay. Fair enough.
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- ** [Continues]
- Oh. Nina. Nina. [Claps Hands]
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I saw you drop this
while you were getting out of the R.V.
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- Now, M. said, " No food."
- Oh, well, I'm vegan.
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That might be the only thing
I can eat out here.
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Well, you can always go chew on a tree.
This is cheating.
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- Sue me. Give it back.
- Uh-uh.
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I would have, but...
since there's no need to be makin' friends-
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Mmm!
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That's good.
[Chuckles]
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[Michael]
All right, everybody. Ready?
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And action, Dale.
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You cannot survive
the apocalypse alone.
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So you make friendshi ps,
perform tasks together.
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You fi gure out who you need to ride out
the chaos and who's expendable.
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Today, we're gonna split into three teams,
go out and search for food.
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The number each of you picked
decides your teammate.
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[Laughs]
Number one all the way, baby!
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[Chuckl es]
You and me, baby. Al I the way.
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- [Dale] Who 's got a number 2?
- I did a number two back at the gas station.
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- [Sighs]
- Come on, dude. That was funny.
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[Mock Gasp]
Oh, sweet.
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I guess you and me
are a team. Hello?
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All right, boys and girls,
it's the end ofthe world...
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and the odds are against you
from the start.
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Radiation poisoning is a reality.
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That's whyyou're all wearing these.
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Every day, you'll be given
a radiation elimination card.
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- And one of them is already contaminated.
- [Device Clicking]
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At the end of the day, the player holding
the simulated radiated card is dead.
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Don't worry.
It just means you're disqualified.
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But you have a chance to survive the day
by giving your card to another player...
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and surviving the radiation elimination.
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It's a test of your personal will,
your endurance and fate.
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And in The Apocalypse,
your fate can change- like that.
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Wild animals, bacterial infection
and post-apocalyptic crazies...
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are all around you,
waiting to take you down.
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They' re represented...
by these.
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- We call them "Twists" of Fate.
- [Mouthing Words]
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They are survival challenges,
and dozens ofthem...
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are scattered
all over the playing area.
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You trigger the motion sensor,
and you hear this-
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[Loud, High-pitched Beeping]
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- [Man Drooling, Chortling]
- [Beeping Continues]
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Instructions on the back
explain your survival challenge.
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Accomplish the challenge,
and you earn the right...
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to take your radiated card
and give it to any player you choose...
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and automatically survive the day.
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We are going to assemble back here at 1 800 hours
and see who will perish in the chaos...
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and who is one step closer
to $ 100,000.
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Good luck to all of you.
Remember-
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You have to work as a team
to survive the game.
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But only one of you can be
the ultimate survivalist...
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after the apocalypse.
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- And cut! Nice work, Dale. [Grunts]
- All right!
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- I'm ready for my 15 minutes, Hollywood.
- [Scattered Laughter]
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Okay, everybody.
[Coughs]
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[Beeps]
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Uh, the headsets are transmitting audio and video
back to the edit bay, so-
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- So don't take them off.
- And, also, uh-
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Cell phones and P.D.A.'s, etcetera-
give 'em to Neil.
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He's gonna put them in the R.V.
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- Have fun. I got to go take a wicked piss, mate.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay. I'm gonna follow
Elena and Jake first, as planned.
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Uh, just remember, everybody-
Let's make it feel real.
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Okay.
222
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:54,295
- Hey. What's up?
- I'm so gonna suck at this.
223
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,497
Why'd I let you talk me into it?
224
00:17:56,572 --> 00:17:58,665
Mmm, because I'm irresistible?
225
00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:02,374
- You're a jerk, you know?
- Gotta go.
226
00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,811
[Chuckles, Sniffles]
227
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,816
Colonel! What happens
if we lose the elimination round?
228
00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:12,445
We go back to the R.V., and you
drown your sorrows with me and Jack Daniel's...
229
00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:14,887
- until the game is done.
- Oh, that sounds like fun.
230
00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:17,152
But don't worry, sweetness.
I won't let you lose.
231
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,320
And if any of those pig-fuckin' hillbillies
come around, I got your back.
232
00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:23,058
Hey, bonehead!
I grew up two counties from here!
233
00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,327
I never had sex with a pig
in my life!
234
00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:27,494
You're not promotin' stereotypes,
are you, son?
235
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:29,868
- [Silent Stammer]
- Outstanding!
236
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:33,966
People in these parts might not take that talk
too well! You might wanna put a lid on it!
237
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,910
- Is that all right with you, funnyman?
- Ye-Yes, sir.
238
00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,744
Uh- [Clears Throat]
Th-Th-That's cool.
239
00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:46,219
You guys got the whole
"military bond" thing happenin'.
240
00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:48,381
- Semperfi and shit.
- Yeah.
241
00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:50,584
And we both hate assholes.
242
00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:59,997
Shit. The techies were supposed to finish
setting these up before they left.
243
00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:02,697
Put your producer hat away
and get your head in the game.
244
00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:05,366
I'll set these up.
I got time to kill anyway.
245
00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:08,274
Thankyou.
God, I wish I didn't have to do this.
246
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,904
Old Mikey really put you
on the spot, didn't he?
247
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:14,507
I guess he thinks it'll be entertaining
to send a city girl into the woods.
248
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,177
[Sighs]
Cruel if you ask me, but don't worry.
249
00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:19,619
There's something in you
he doesn't see that I do.
250
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:22,214
You may be pretty,
but you're tougher than you think.
251
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,782
- [Engine Starts]
- You'll be all right.
252
00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:31,064
So, "Neen," which way
should we-
253
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,192
I guess we go that way.
254
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,822
[Beeping]
255
00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:15,576
[Zipper Zips]
256
00:20:15,644 --> 00:20:18,841
[Grunting, Choking]
257
00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:42,497
If you eat fish, maybe we should head
towards the river to find some food.
258
00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:45,540
I'm vegan. I don't eat or use
any animal products...
259
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,973
including the swimming kind.
260
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:51,501
Oh. Isn't your belt
made of leather?
261
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:54,048
It's pleather.
I'm not a hypocrite.
262
00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:57,381
No, I didn't think
that you were.
263
00:20:57,453 --> 00:21:00,013
Being vegan is why
you got picked to be on the show.
264
00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:02,852
M. thought there wouldn't be
a lot for you to eat out here...
265
00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:06,326
and you might have to resort
to gulping down insect larva or something.
266
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,363
[Sighs]
267
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:11,024
It's the kind ofthing America
loves in its reality shows, right?
268
00:21:11,099 --> 00:21:14,660
- America's sick.
- Yeah.
269
00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:19,332
I hate reality shows.
They're pretty idiotic.
270
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:23,970
- Then why are you doing this?
- Because it's my job.
271
00:21:24,046 --> 00:21:26,879
It's M.'s first project,
and I'm just trying to be supportive.
272
00:21:26,949 --> 00:21:30,578
If I was his girlfriend, I would've said,
"This sucks. You're on your own."
273
00:21:30,652 --> 00:21:32,745
- Come on. No, you wouldn't.
- Yeah, I would.
274
00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:35,756
If you haven't noticed,
I can be a bit of a bitch.
275
00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:40,794
Well, if you hate reality shows,
then why are you doing this?
276
00:21:42,397 --> 00:21:45,457
Let's just keep going.
We've gotta find some food.
277
00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:52,596
[Beeps]
278
00:21:52,674 --> 00:21:55,404
[Camera Whirring]
279
00:22:08,924 --> 00:22:12,360
[Rustling In Distance]
280
00:22:25,674 --> 00:22:28,370
[Hissing]
281
00:22:32,014 --> 00:22:34,039
Fucking weekend warriors.
282
00:22:34,116 --> 00:22:36,209
- [Branch Snaps]
- [Sharp Thud]
283
00:22:55,003 --> 00:22:58,632
You'd better stand down,
or someone's gonna get hurt!
284
00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,344
[Gasping]
285
00:23:16,558 --> 00:23:19,254
[Whooping]
286
00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:23,262
[Grunts]
287
00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:26,028
[Drooling, Chortling]
288
00:23:32,874 --> 00:23:34,842
[Grunts]
289
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:49,013
Broken arrow. That's really
gonna help us hunt for food.
290
00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:56,957
A spear. I like it.
It's so long and hard.
291
00:23:57,032 --> 00:23:59,728
[Laughing]
I'm just goofin'.
292
00:23:59,801 --> 00:24:03,498
Come on. I- I read your bio
back in the R. V..
293
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:07,872
West Point, 4.0 average.
You're brainy. That's tight.
294
00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:10,810
I, uh, bet you're a reader.
What's your favorite book? Huh?
295
00:24:12,614 --> 00:24:15,481
I'm into Cat in the Hat myself.
296
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:18,144
You did the whole "tour of duty in Iraq" thing.
That's cool.
297
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:21,519
I'm more of a pacifist myself, but, hey,
I can get down with the patriotism.
298
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,717
- Woman in uniform's a turn-on.
- Will you shut up?
299
00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,885
- Oh. She talks.
- Shh!
300
00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:31,322
We've been hiking for three hours...
301
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,891
but we haven't seen or heard
any animals or birds.
302
00:24:33,969 --> 00:24:36,062
It's dead quiet out here.
303
00:24:36,138 --> 00:24:38,902
It's freaky, right?
It's like we're all alone.
304
00:24:38,974 --> 00:24:42,876
We could get all nasty, and nobody'd
see a thing- except for 30 million people.
305
00:24:42,944 --> 00:24:45,003
Come on. You're into me,
like, a little bit.
306
00:24:46,481 --> 00:24:49,507
You just don't get it, do you?
I'm not into men.
307
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,747
[Gasping]
You- You're a lesbian?
308
00:24:53,822 --> 00:24:55,847
How hot is that?
309
00:24:57,793 --> 00:25:00,023
[Michael]
All right. Let me just get it focused here.
310
00:25:00,095 --> 00:25:02,086
And action.
311
00:25:02,164 --> 00:25:04,689
So I'm at the two.
I'm at the one.
312
00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:07,735
I jump. I leap. Bam!
313
00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:11,204
Shoulder was never the same.
314
00:25:11,273 --> 00:25:14,765
Killed my chances at a pro career
just like that.
315
00:25:14,843 --> 00:25:17,937
[Scoffs]
It's funny.
316
00:25:18,013 --> 00:25:21,141
'Cause you never know
when your life's gonna change.
317
00:25:21,216 --> 00:25:26,210
Man, I wanted to be in the NFL so bad-
since I was 6.
318
00:25:26,288 --> 00:25:29,917
Oh, honey, I totally understand
where you're coming from.
319
00:25:29,991 --> 00:25:34,087
No. Dude, don't-
Don't look in the lens. Look at-
320
00:25:34,162 --> 00:25:39,464
So, um, then, after college, you just
bounced around tryin' to find yourself?
321
00:25:39,534 --> 00:25:43,595
Yeah, well, this opportunity came up,
you know, to be on this TV show.
322
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:46,004
I can't throw a football no more,
but I'm still athletic.
323
00:25:46,074 --> 00:25:49,373
- Mm-hmm.
- I figure I'll use the talents
that God gave me, right?
324
00:25:50,912 --> 00:25:53,472
Well, we'll have to thank God later.
325
00:25:53,548 --> 00:25:55,675
Yeah, right.
Thank God later.
326
00:25:55,751 --> 00:25:58,413
You know, I- I think
I hear the river this way. Yeah.
327
00:25:58,487 --> 00:26:00,352
Come on.
328
00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:07,859
God didn't give you a pair of balls?
329
00:26:07,929 --> 00:26:10,830
[Footsteps]
330
00:26:10,899 --> 00:26:13,493
[Mara]
How about we take a break?
331
00:26:13,568 --> 00:26:17,334
We have to find food.
If we prove that we're the best at it...
332
00:26:17,405 --> 00:26:21,171
then it's less likely
anybody will give us their radiation card.
333
00:26:21,243 --> 00:26:23,711
[Sighs]
I haven't seen anything to eat.
334
00:26:25,447 --> 00:26:28,610
- [Loud, High-pitched Beeping]
- Ow! Holy shit!
335
00:26:28,683 --> 00:26:30,776
It's one of those Twist of Fates.
I set it off.
336
00:26:30,852 --> 00:26:33,377
- [Nina] Where is it?
- [Stops]
337
00:26:33,455 --> 00:26:37,983
"You've been infected by anthrax
from a nearby laboratory explosion.
338
00:26:38,059 --> 00:26:41,187
An antidote can be found by the river.
You have two minutes."
339
00:26:41,263 --> 00:26:45,563
God, I would get this.
Yeah, well, good luck. Go.
340
00:26:45,634 --> 00:26:47,898
Hey, come and shoot.
We need your footage.
341
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,900
[Panting]
342
00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:03,745
- I think I see the river!
- Where?
343
00:27:12,994 --> 00:27:15,986
- What do you need now?
- That!
344
00:27:16,064 --> 00:27:17,964
[Female Electronic Voice]
One minute remaining.
345
00:27:30,011 --> 00:27:32,946
Forty-five seconds remaining.
346
00:27:43,525 --> 00:27:46,187
Thirty seconds remaining.
347
00:27:54,436 --> 00:27:58,964
[Screams, Gasping]
348
00:28:04,479 --> 00:28:07,448
[Electronic Voice]
Eight, seven...
349
00:28:07,515 --> 00:28:10,541
- [Gasping]
- six, five...
350
00:28:10,619 --> 00:28:13,281
four, three, two-
[Beeps]
351
00:28:13,355 --> 00:28:17,621
[Gasping]
Got it.
352
00:28:17,692 --> 00:28:20,183
Yes!
[Whoops]
353
00:28:20,362 --> 00:28:23,388
- I can't believe I did it.
- You kicked ass!
354
00:28:23,465 --> 00:28:27,561
[Out Of Breath]
355
00:28:29,971 --> 00:28:32,030
Awesome.
356
00:28:34,009 --> 00:28:38,173
All right, guys. One sec.
Okay. Keep it loose.
357
00:28:38,246 --> 00:28:40,373
- You ready?
- Go.
358
00:28:41,983 --> 00:28:45,009
Whew. It is hot out here.
[Chuckles]
359
00:28:45,086 --> 00:28:48,214
You know what?
I think we can fish later.
360
00:28:49,524 --> 00:28:52,015
We are rolling.
361
00:28:54,696 --> 00:28:57,290
[Sighs, Chuckles]
362
00:28:57,365 --> 00:29:00,857
I think I need to, uh, cool off.
363
00:29:10,278 --> 00:29:12,644
So...
364
00:29:12,714 --> 00:29:15,945
do you want to get, uh, wet?
365
00:29:19,788 --> 00:29:23,849
- What are you doing?
- M.! What the fuck?
366
00:29:23,925 --> 00:29:27,224
I am standing here giving it my all,
and this jock is just... standing there!
367
00:29:27,295 --> 00:29:30,423
- Cut!
- Hey, what's goin' on, man?
368
00:29:32,467 --> 00:29:34,901
Look, man, I- I want to create chemistry
between you two.
369
00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:37,734
Okay? You guys are, like,
the sex of this thing.
370
00:29:37,806 --> 00:29:40,536
Mm-hmm. You said you wanted
a family reality show.
371
00:29:40,608 --> 00:29:43,543
Well, sex is America's
dirty little secret.
372
00:29:43,611 --> 00:29:46,910
Huh? You can't talk about it at church,
but at home, on TV...
373
00:29:46,982 --> 00:29:49,382
people wanna see hard bodies
wet and glistening in the sun.
374
00:29:49,451 --> 00:29:53,080
If I do that, I have a mother and six nieces
that will never speak to me again.
375
00:29:53,154 --> 00:29:56,214
Look, man,
people wanna be entertained.
376
00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:58,418
Elena and I are just
greasing the wheels a little.
377
00:29:58,493 --> 00:30:00,552
- Greasin'the wheels.
- Yeah.
378
00:30:00,628 --> 00:30:02,892
Well, look, man, I'm here
to play the game, okay?
379
00:30:02,964 --> 00:30:05,057
Now you can go grease the wheels.
380
00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:07,863
- You can try catching some fish.
- [Mock Chuckle]
381
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:10,404
I'll see if I can find
somethin' to eat in the woods.
382
00:30:10,472 --> 00:30:13,771
"Grease the wheels." You two. What-
I'll catch y'all later.
383
00:30:15,176 --> 00:30:17,235
Catch y'all later.
384
00:30:17,312 --> 00:30:19,576
Great. I wanted Diddy.
I got a Boy Scout.
385
00:30:19,647 --> 00:30:23,174
[Drooling, Chortling]
386
00:30:23,251 --> 00:30:26,709
M., wait.
We don't need Jake.
387
00:30:26,788 --> 00:30:29,689
I'm all the sex that you want.
388
00:30:29,758 --> 00:30:33,626
- You're hot, but it's not the same thing.
- Hey, where are you going?
389
00:30:33,695 --> 00:30:35,822
What, are you gonna go
shoot your girlfriend?
390
00:30:37,499 --> 00:30:41,026
No. Actually,
I've gotta rethink the story lines.
391
00:30:41,102 --> 00:30:45,095
Hey, listen,
I'm doing this gig for, like, free...
392
00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:50,203
and I want all the screen time
that I can get.
393
00:30:50,278 --> 00:30:52,644
And I know how
to make sure that happens.
394
00:30:55,116 --> 00:30:57,175
- Really?
- [Zipper Unzips]
395
00:30:58,486 --> 00:31:01,114
Oh.
396
00:31:01,189 --> 00:31:03,282
Works for me.
397
00:31:05,827 --> 00:31:08,694
[Elena Gulping]
398
00:31:11,866 --> 00:31:15,131
[Gasping]
399
00:31:15,203 --> 00:31:17,296
[Mara]
You don't get it.
400
00:31:17,372 --> 00:31:20,466
I'm, like, a complete spaz when it comes
to anything even remotely athletic.
401
00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:23,568
I'm sorry I didn't help.
402
00:31:23,645 --> 00:31:26,307
You're just playing the game.
I understand.
403
00:31:26,381 --> 00:31:28,679
I just really need this money.
404
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:32,948
I'm not gonna give you my radiation card,
if that's what you're worried about.
405
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:35,512
I'm just thrilled that I actually get
to live another day.
406
00:31:38,259 --> 00:31:41,353
[No Audible Dialogue]
407
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:48,496
[Nina]
Motherfucker.
408
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:51,266
[Gasping]
409
00:32:01,015 --> 00:32:04,951
- [Shudders]
- Look, I know it hurts...
410
00:32:05,019 --> 00:32:08,614
but you don't need
a piece of shit like that in your life.
411
00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:11,181
- You're better off without him.
- [Crying]
412
00:32:13,761 --> 00:32:17,128
- I thought he was the one. You know?
- Yeah.
413
00:32:21,402 --> 00:32:24,963
I've known scumbags like this
all my life.
414
00:32:25,039 --> 00:32:29,066
Six months ago, I caught my fiancé
in bed with my best friend.
415
00:32:29,144 --> 00:32:31,279
[Sighs]
Really?
416
00:32:31,412 --> 00:32:33,846
Top it off-
417
00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:36,906
He used my credit cards
to put me into major debt.
418
00:32:36,984 --> 00:32:39,680
That's why I have to win this game.
419
00:32:39,754 --> 00:32:44,316
The sooner you realize
you can only depend on yourself...
420
00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:46,451
the better off you'll be.
421
00:32:48,596 --> 00:32:51,497
Come on.
422
00:32:51,565 --> 00:32:54,261
Take a breath.
Let's go down there and kick his ass.
423
00:32:54,335 --> 00:32:56,860
[Crying, Laughing]
424
00:32:56,937 --> 00:33:00,737
- Is that what you did to your fiancé?
- Put him in the hospital.
425
00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:03,402
Come on.
426
00:33:03,477 --> 00:33:07,038
No. I'll just deal with it
in my own way.
427
00:33:07,114 --> 00:33:10,447
It's what he deserves.
428
00:33:10,518 --> 00:33:13,681
- It's not me.
- Come on.
429
00:33:13,754 --> 00:33:17,850
No. I'm not like you.
I don't want to be.
430
00:33:19,827 --> 00:33:23,991
- I'm sorry. That came out wrong.
- It's okay.
431
00:33:31,339 --> 00:33:35,207
- [Loud Sigh]
- Come on. Just tell me one
hot experience that you had.
432
00:33:35,276 --> 00:33:37,801
- Oh, God.
- I can get you on Howard Stern if it's good.
433
00:33:37,878 --> 00:33:41,279
- I got a buddy who works in the studio
in New York.
- You're such a moron.
434
00:33:41,349 --> 00:33:45,285
Yeah, but we're on the same team here.
You know, the same... team.
435
00:33:45,353 --> 00:33:48,117
All right. All right, all right.
I'll stop. I'll stop.
436
00:33:48,189 --> 00:33:51,420
I swear. Cross my heart.
No more sex talk.
437
00:33:51,492 --> 00:33:55,053
From now on, you'll be the uptight
lesbian sister I never had. Truce?
438
00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:03,736
Oh. And now that we're family,
tell me- Who went down on who first?
439
00:34:03,804 --> 00:34:06,967
- Pendejo!
- I'm kidding. I'm just-
440
00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:09,976
[Sniffing]
441
00:34:10,044 --> 00:34:12,410
Is that barbecue?
442
00:34:14,382 --> 00:34:16,680
Mission fuckin'-accomplished.
443
00:34:16,751 --> 00:34:21,017
Wait. This is too easy. Maybe this is a trap
to make us lose the game.
444
00:34:21,088 --> 00:34:23,249
What trap?
It's a hunter's camp, sister.
445
00:34:23,324 --> 00:34:26,020
- What are you doing?
- I'm starved, and, damn, that smells awesome.
446
00:34:26,093 --> 00:34:29,153
If this is a real hunter's camp,
we can't just steal his food.
447
00:34:29,230 --> 00:34:32,597
Why the hell not? It's a "survival of the fittest"
kind of thing. Finders, keepers.
448
00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:35,658
You're a lesbian.
Where are your cojones?
449
00:34:35,736 --> 00:34:39,604
If we bring this back to share with the others,
nobody's gonna want us out of the game.
450
00:34:39,673 --> 00:34:42,403
- Ow!
- What, it's hot?
451
00:34:45,012 --> 00:34:47,037
[Sighs]
452
00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:57,252
- Finally, we're a team.
- Don't push your luck.
453
00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:01,221
Mmm! Pork.
454
00:35:01,295 --> 00:35:04,230
Man, these hillbillies
really know their barbecue.
455
00:35:17,745 --> 00:35:20,373
[Chopping]
456
00:35:34,328 --> 00:35:36,421
[Chopping Stops]
457
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:42,192
[Growls]
458
00:35:42,269 --> 00:35:44,396
[Chortling, Growling]
459
00:35:54,782 --> 00:35:57,444
[Groaning]
460
00:35:57,518 --> 00:36:00,851
[Drooling, Jeering]
461
00:36:08,128 --> 00:36:10,460
[Chortling]
462
00:36:15,636 --> 00:36:18,935
- [Nina] So what are you gonna do?
- I'm getting outta here.
463
00:36:19,006 --> 00:36:21,236
I'll call the techies
to drive me back to Wheeling.
464
00:36:21,308 --> 00:36:25,267
You're headed the wrong way.
R.V. and cell phones are back that way.
465
00:36:25,346 --> 00:36:28,213
I can't get a signal from the R.V.
466
00:36:28,282 --> 00:36:31,183
- I'm just gonna call them from there.
- Okay.
467
00:36:33,053 --> 00:36:36,045
Besides, I really don't want
to run into Michael at the trailer.
468
00:36:37,224 --> 00:36:39,317
You're kidding.
No, you're crazy.
469
00:36:39,393 --> 00:36:41,554
- Okay.
- Hello?
470
00:36:41,629 --> 00:36:44,325
[Knocking]
471
00:36:46,634 --> 00:36:48,625
Hello?
472
00:36:50,037 --> 00:36:53,973
Uh, you can't just walk
into somebody's house.
473
00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:56,236
Hello?
474
00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:58,676
I need to use your phone, please.
475
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,643
We shouldn't be here.
476
00:37:04,718 --> 00:37:06,811
Then just wait for me outside.
477
00:37:06,887 --> 00:37:09,185
I wanna make one phone call,
and I'm gone.
478
00:37:12,393 --> 00:37:14,384
Hello?
479
00:37:21,936 --> 00:37:24,234
[Exhales]
Ew.
480
00:37:38,586 --> 00:37:40,611
Oh.
481
00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:43,179
[Footsteps]
All right. No phone, so-
482
00:37:43,257 --> 00:37:46,124
[Inhales, Gasps]
483
00:37:46,193 --> 00:37:48,286
Uh, we done yet?
484
00:37:48,362 --> 00:37:50,421
[Gasping]
485
00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:55,433
Holy shit.
486
00:37:58,272 --> 00:38:01,571
The whole family's deformed.
487
00:38:01,642 --> 00:38:04,543
God. Look at the twins.
488
00:38:04,612 --> 00:38:07,513
- [Woman Screaming]
- [Door Opens]
489
00:38:07,581 --> 00:38:11,540
-[Screaming Continues]
-[Man] You'll be all right. Just don't worry.
490
00:38:11,619 --> 00:38:13,883
Hold on. Don't drop her.
491
00:38:13,954 --> 00:38:16,388
[Woman Screaming, Panting]
492
00:38:16,457 --> 00:38:18,516
Get her over on the table.
493
00:38:18,592 --> 00:38:21,527
[Muttering]
494
00:38:21,595 --> 00:38:23,756
There! Yeah! Yeah!
495
00:38:23,831 --> 00:38:26,356
Baby's comin 'now.
You stay here with Ma.
496
00:38:26,433 --> 00:38:28,663
I'll go and fetch some water.
497
00:38:28,736 --> 00:38:31,432
[Crying, Groaning]
498
00:38:35,075 --> 00:38:37,441
[Girl Shushing]
499
00:38:44,485 --> 00:38:47,249
[Loud Groaning]
500
00:38:49,323 --> 00:38:51,985
[Chittering]
501
00:38:55,362 --> 00:39:00,698
[Gasping, Crying]
502
00:39:04,605 --> 00:39:07,665
[Chitters]
503
00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:10,674
[Shrieks]
504
00:39:12,546 --> 00:39:15,276
- [Both Gasping]
- [Pounding]
505
00:39:16,684 --> 00:39:18,709
The toolbox!
506
00:39:23,357 --> 00:39:26,884
- [Pounding Continues]
- Go! Go!
507
00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:33,325
- It's locked!
- What do we do now?
- [Shrieking]
508
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,493
- Help me!
- [Pounding Continues]
509
00:39:38,405 --> 00:39:40,464
[Shouting]
510
00:39:42,509 --> 00:39:45,740
[Both Screaming]
511
00:39:45,813 --> 00:39:49,579
- [Gasps]
- [Flies Buzzing]
512
00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:51,641
[Retching]
513
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,017
There's light! There's light!
514
00:39:57,357 --> 00:39:59,655
[Gasping]
515
00:40:03,897 --> 00:40:06,866
- Push!
- [Grunts]
516
00:40:13,507 --> 00:40:18,240
- [Flies Buzzing]
- [Grunts]
517
00:40:19,513 --> 00:40:22,380
Uh!
518
00:40:22,449 --> 00:40:24,417
Ma!
519
00:40:27,421 --> 00:40:29,514
[Panting, Gasping]
520
00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:33,424
[Man Grunting]
521
00:40:34,695 --> 00:40:36,959
[Gasping, Whimpering]
522
00:40:39,767 --> 00:40:43,726
[Screaming, Crying]
523
00:40:43,804 --> 00:40:45,863
[Gasping]
524
00:41:06,994 --> 00:41:10,088
[Sobbing, Gasping]
525
00:41:17,437 --> 00:41:20,668
[Whimpering]
Help me.
526
00:41:20,741 --> 00:41:23,972
- Help me.
- [Grunting]
527
00:41:25,412 --> 00:41:27,403
[Object Drops]
528
00:41:29,983 --> 00:41:33,817
[Grunting]
529
00:41:42,029 --> 00:41:44,293
[Muttering]
530
00:41:58,812 --> 00:42:01,372
[Sniffing]
531
00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:21,564
[Sniffing]
532
00:42:37,381 --> 00:42:39,679
[Twig Scrapes]
533
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:42,685
[V.ehicle Horn Honks]
534
00:42:49,193 --> 00:42:52,094
- [Horn Honking]
- [Muttering]
535
00:42:52,163 --> 00:42:54,996
[Engine Idling]
536
00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:05,668
[Muttering]
Fuck.
537
00:43:10,181 --> 00:43:13,275
[Grunting, Shouting]
538
00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:16,183
[Both Arguing]
539
00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:26,059
[Gasping]
540
00:43:41,946 --> 00:43:44,414
- Hey. You good?
- I'm good.
541
00:43:46,317 --> 00:43:49,218
Can we, uh, keep this as our secret?
542
00:43:49,286 --> 00:43:51,379
I wouldn't wanna
mess things up with Mara.
543
00:43:51,455 --> 00:43:54,686
- You know, I think she's the one.
- Whatever.
544
00:43:54,758 --> 00:43:57,192
- [Person Gasping]
- I'm headin' back to the R.V. You comin'?
545
00:43:57,261 --> 00:43:59,821
No. My job's done.
546
00:43:59,897 --> 00:44:01,956
Just gonna stay here and tan.
547
00:44:04,902 --> 00:44:07,393
Tell Mara I say hi.
548
00:44:11,976 --> 00:44:14,240
- You're the star.
- [Chuckles]
549
00:44:15,579 --> 00:44:17,638
[Sighs]
550
00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:21,748
[Gasping, Moaning]
551
00:44:21,819 --> 00:44:23,912
[Spits]
552
00:44:25,289 --> 00:44:27,689
[Moaning Continues]
553
00:44:32,696 --> 00:44:35,164
[Loud Grunt]
554
00:44:37,535 --> 00:44:40,504
M.? Is that you?
555
00:44:41,672 --> 00:44:44,106
Don't screw around.
It's not cool.
556
00:44:44,174 --> 00:44:45,835
- [Grunts]
- [Hisses]
557
00:44:49,547 --> 00:44:51,879
- [Whimpering]
- [Grunting]
558
00:44:53,784 --> 00:44:57,151
- [Loud, High-pitched Beeping]
- [Whimpering]
559
00:44:58,656 --> 00:45:00,715
Aw, shit.
560
00:45:00,791 --> 00:45:02,850
Okay. What's the challenge?
561
00:45:04,795 --> 00:45:06,990
- [Grunts]
- [Beeping Stops]
562
00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:10,133
Fuck!
563
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,668
- [Shrieking]
- No!
564
00:45:14,038 --> 00:45:17,997
- [Grunting]
- [Screaming]
565
00:45:24,815 --> 00:45:26,840
- [Screaming Stops]
- [Grunting Continues]
566
00:45:32,656 --> 00:45:35,250
[Both Grunting, Gasping]
567
00:46:01,619 --> 00:46:04,486
[Barking]
568
00:46:04,555 --> 00:46:06,682
[Vehicle Approaching]
569
00:46:18,302 --> 00:46:21,897
- [Murmuring]
- [Man Muttering]
570
00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:44,587
[Muttering]
571
00:46:49,967 --> 00:46:53,164
- [Truck Door Closes, Engine Starts]
- Mara.
572
00:46:53,237 --> 00:46:56,263
Mara.
573
00:46:58,409 --> 00:47:00,741
[Drooling, Chortling]
574
00:47:04,815 --> 00:47:06,339
- [Grunts]
- [Groans]
575
00:47:24,435 --> 00:47:27,199
- [Bone Snaps]
- [Whimpering]
576
00:48:12,483 --> 00:48:14,508
[Shrieking]
577
00:48:57,194 --> 00:49:00,288
Hey, Neil. I'm back, yo.
What, you droppin' a deuce?
578
00:49:00,364 --> 00:49:04,164
Seriously, Neil, light a match.
579
00:49:04,234 --> 00:49:06,225
- Neil.
- [Computer Beeps]
580
00:49:06,303 --> 00:49:08,396
Guess you're not here.
581
00:49:08,472 --> 00:49:11,305
All right.
Let's see what we can see.
582
00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:18,745
Run. No. Run.
[Laughs]
583
00:49:21,285 --> 00:49:23,583
[Tapping Button]
584
00:49:23,654 --> 00:49:26,145
What?
585
00:49:27,224 --> 00:49:29,488
[Murmurs]
586
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:33,087
Aw, fuck.
[Sighs]
587
00:49:33,163 --> 00:49:37,031
Let's see.
[Muttering]
588
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:40,331
- Well, this- All right. This works.
- [Footsteps On Gravel]
589
00:49:40,404 --> 00:49:43,168
Well, what's the ma- Neil.
590
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,265
I can't fig- This seems fine.
591
00:49:45,342 --> 00:49:48,778
Great. You know, you spend money
on film school just to-
592
00:49:48,846 --> 00:49:51,940
- [Door Closes]
- It looks fine.
593
00:49:52,015 --> 00:49:54,108
[Grunting]
594
00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:59,782
[Muttering]
Input, output. Yeah, that works.
595
00:49:59,857 --> 00:50:04,089
- Well, looks good. What is that? Nina?
- [Engine Starts]
596
00:50:05,329 --> 00:50:06,591
[Grunts]
597
00:50:17,474 --> 00:50:20,966
Damn it! Neil, can't move!
We're hardwired in!
598
00:50:21,044 --> 00:50:25,606
- [Growling]
- [Chortling]
599
00:50:25,682 --> 00:50:27,775
What the-
600
00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:39,492
[Grunting, Shouting]
601
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,500
[Muttering]
602
00:50:49,339 --> 00:50:53,469
[Screaming]
603
00:50:55,145 --> 00:50:58,205
[Screaming]
604
00:50:59,983 --> 00:51:02,679
[Screaming]
605
00:51:04,388 --> 00:51:07,084
[Screaming Continues]
606
00:51:13,931 --> 00:51:15,990
- This is cool.
- It's good.
607
00:51:16,066 --> 00:51:18,261
- Going for another one, huh?
- Mmm.
608
00:51:18,335 --> 00:51:22,203
The only white meat. If this is what
Armageddon's like, bring it on, baby.
609
00:51:22,272 --> 00:51:24,968
Yeah, maybe next time
you should search for a bib.
610
00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,010
I'm so glad I ran into you guys.
611
00:51:27,077 --> 00:51:29,443
Yeah, and don't forget
who got you the nosh, dude.
612
00:51:29,513 --> 00:51:32,971
You win the chance to get rid
of that nuclear card, send it someplace else.
613
00:51:33,050 --> 00:51:35,541
No worries.
614
00:51:35,619 --> 00:51:37,985
- Hey, where's M. and Elena?
- Oh.
615
00:51:38,055 --> 00:51:41,513
Back at the river shooting
the unrated version of the DVD.
616
00:51:41,591 --> 00:51:45,391
I'll see you two later.
Oh, dude.
617
00:51:45,462 --> 00:51:49,023
I can't even move.
I'm so stuffed, sex is gonna have to wait.
618
00:51:49,099 --> 00:51:51,294
[Farts]
Shit ghost!
619
00:51:51,368 --> 00:51:53,165
- Ow!
- You're nasty.
620
00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:55,295
If you win,
what will you do with the money?
621
00:51:55,372 --> 00:51:59,035
When I win, I'm gonna throw
the most outrageous beach party in history.
622
00:51:59,109 --> 00:52:02,977
You're a cliché, dude.
How about you?
623
00:52:03,046 --> 00:52:06,914
Well, when I win, I plan on getting
my degree in sports medicine.
624
00:52:06,984 --> 00:52:10,420
Since my arm won't let me play football
anymore, I figure I can still help others.
625
00:52:10,487 --> 00:52:12,512
You know, stayin the game.
626
00:52:12,589 --> 00:52:16,025
Can't be a football hero,
so you'll settle for a hero of any kind.
627
00:52:16,093 --> 00:52:18,755
Yeah, somethin' like that.
628
00:52:18,829 --> 00:52:21,923
Nice to know there's
still hope for mankind.
629
00:52:21,999 --> 00:52:25,935
Dude, if you're sayin' this
to get in her pants, forget about it.
630
00:52:26,003 --> 00:52:29,871
- She doesn't play on our team.
- Shut up. How about you?
631
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,999
What you plan on doin'
with the cash?
632
00:52:32,075 --> 00:52:34,066
I owe my father a bunch of money.
633
00:52:34,144 --> 00:52:38,205
- If I win, I am free and clear of him for good.
- Your father?
634
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:41,182
He doesn't approve of my lifestyle.
635
00:52:41,251 --> 00:52:43,719
Wants nothing to do with me.
636
00:52:43,787 --> 00:52:46,347
Hmm. I guess you can't choose family.
637
00:52:46,423 --> 00:52:50,723
[Chuckles]
Man, M. is so screwed.
638
00:52:50,794 --> 00:52:54,628
He wanted a show for Middle America,
but he hired a lesbo...
639
00:52:54,698 --> 00:52:56,859
a sensitive jock, a bipolar vegan...
640
00:52:56,933 --> 00:52:58,924
an extreme fuck-up
and Miss Hollywood.
641
00:52:59,002 --> 00:53:02,062
Dude, we're the red-state cast
from hell.
642
00:53:02,139 --> 00:53:05,302
- [All Laughing]
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
643
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:08,105
- Yo, Nina.
- [Nina Panting]
644
00:53:08,178 --> 00:53:12,706
- You all right, Nina?
- [Groaning] Mara's... dead.
645
00:53:12,783 --> 00:53:15,251
- What happened to you?
- We have to get out of here- now.
646
00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:17,479
- What?
- They killed her!
647
00:53:17,554 --> 00:53:19,579
- Hey, look. Calm down.
- They'll find us here!
648
00:53:19,656 --> 00:53:23,251
Take a deep breath. Who will find us here?
What are you talkin' about?
649
00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:27,262
These hillbilly freaks!
They killed Mara...
650
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:29,560
and they tied her
to the hood of their truck!
651
00:53:29,633 --> 00:53:32,500
We have to get out of here
right now!
652
00:53:35,639 --> 00:53:38,904
- This is awesome!
- What is wrong with you?
653
00:53:38,975 --> 00:53:42,001
- I'm not kidding!
- Come on. It's part of the game.
654
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:46,243
- Post-apocalyptic crazies
roaming through the forest.
- It's not a game, okay?
655
00:53:46,316 --> 00:53:48,443
These hillbillies
were eating her finger!
656
00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,282
Hillbilly cannibals.
M. is a genius.
657
00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:54,846
- Stop laughing!
- Yo, stop laughing, man, okay? Hold on.
658
00:53:54,925 --> 00:53:58,326
It's Mara. She's M.'s girlfriend.
She was in on it. I got this.
659
00:53:58,395 --> 00:54:02,161
What you saw was special effects.
660
00:54:02,232 --> 00:54:06,134
What I saw was real!
661
00:54:06,203 --> 00:54:08,967
We need to get out of here now!
662
00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:11,473
- Please.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're going.
663
00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:13,975
This is just a test
to see if we bug out.
664
00:54:14,044 --> 00:54:16,478
These kind of shows always
screw with their contestants.
665
00:54:16,546 --> 00:54:20,107
You guys wanna go, go ahead.
I'm stayin' put and winnin' the hundred G's.
666
00:54:20,183 --> 00:54:22,310
- Then they'll kill you too, man.
- [Screams]
667
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,876
- What?
- [Nina Screams]
668
00:54:24,955 --> 00:54:27,685
No!
669
00:54:27,757 --> 00:54:30,191
[Jake]
Nina? Nina!
670
00:54:32,629 --> 00:54:37,657
- Get the fuck-
- That-That's Kimberly's tattoo.
671
00:54:37,734 --> 00:54:39,998
Holy shit. That's her leg.
672
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,740
That's it. Game's over.
Amber, let's go.
673
00:54:47,811 --> 00:54:49,836
Come on.
674
00:54:49,913 --> 00:54:52,381
Jonesy!
675
00:55:00,991 --> 00:55:03,653
- They're fucking cannibals, dude.
- Shut up.
676
00:55:03,727 --> 00:55:05,888
- Where the hell's the R.V.?.
-Just over the ridge.
677
00:55:05,962 --> 00:55:08,430
- Keep quiet and keep moving.
- I ain't stoppin'.
678
00:55:08,498 --> 00:55:12,832
[Screams]
My foot!
679
00:55:12,903 --> 00:55:16,202
- Let me look at it.
- I'm a shark, man. I gotta keep moving, or I die.
680
00:55:16,273 --> 00:55:18,366
- Shut the fuck up.
- You guys get to the R. V..
681
00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:21,205
We'll be right behind you.
682
00:55:21,278 --> 00:55:25,647
- This is gonna suck.
- Oh, shit!
683
00:55:27,017 --> 00:55:29,679
I need to put pressure on that.
684
00:55:29,753 --> 00:55:31,948
- Come on. Give me your wristband.
- No!
685
00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:35,253
Look, you don't
have to hide anymore.
686
00:55:35,325 --> 00:55:38,021
How'd you know?
687
00:55:38,094 --> 00:55:42,190
When I found out I'd never play football again,
I spiraled down pretty hard.
688
00:55:42,265 --> 00:55:46,224
My therapist told me I should sit in
one of her suicide support groups.
689
00:55:46,303 --> 00:55:48,863
You know,
give me a better perspective.
690
00:55:48,939 --> 00:55:53,535
There was a girl that used to do the same thing,
only she used a bandana.
691
00:55:53,610 --> 00:55:57,847
- So how old is the scar?
- About six months.
692
00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,607
What happened?
693
00:55:59,682 --> 00:56:02,617
I just trusted too many
of the wrong people... all my life.
694
00:56:02,685 --> 00:56:05,916
- But I'm past it now.
- So it's old news?
695
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:10,152
[Winces]
Why do you think I came to win this game?
696
00:56:10,226 --> 00:56:13,889
Guess you'll get your chance
to do just that.
697
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,696
[Flies Buzzing]
698
00:56:36,418 --> 00:56:39,387
[Door Closes]
699
00:56:49,398 --> 00:56:53,027
You so much as fart, old man,
and I'll drop you.
700
00:56:54,937 --> 00:56:58,338
Don't kill me, brother.
I'm a good Christian man.
701
00:57:00,075 --> 00:57:03,272
- Shit. Are you sure?
- Yeah. This was the place.
702
00:57:03,345 --> 00:57:06,109
Here are the tire tracks,
the empty equipment cases, the garbage.
703
00:57:06,181 --> 00:57:08,809
This is so f'ed in the A.
704
00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,853
- [Gasps] The fucking R.V. is gone!
- Let's just keep going!
705
00:57:11,921 --> 00:57:14,822
- We're dead meat.
- Where to? The nearest town is 50 miles away.
706
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,222
We're all gonna end up
hillbilly barbecue.
707
00:57:17,293 --> 00:57:20,160
- I'm not gonna tell you again. Keep quiet!
-Just come on.
708
00:57:20,229 --> 00:57:23,323
- There's that old paper mill out by the main road.
- It's abandoned.
709
00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:25,890
- We gotta dig in somewhere.
- Maybe there's a public phone.
710
00:57:25,968 --> 00:57:29,631
Dude, you know why they call it abandoned?
'Cause there's nothing in it, including phones!
711
00:57:29,705 --> 00:57:33,334
- Hey!
- Don't hurt me!
712
00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:36,469
That's a bear trap.
There's no animals around here.
713
00:57:36,545 --> 00:57:39,673
Why do they have
a fucking bear trap set?
714
00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:43,514
They're not trapping bears.
They're trapping people.
715
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:47,749
There's no wildlife to eat around here.
They're eating us.
716
00:57:47,823 --> 00:57:51,554
Okay, I was wrong. Paper mill's a great idea.
Let's just get outta here.
717
00:57:51,627 --> 00:57:54,824
No, no, no. Look, man, if we take the road,
we're sitting ducks, all right?
718
00:57:54,897 --> 00:57:57,764
So I want everyone to stick together
and watch where you step.
719
00:57:57,833 --> 00:58:00,267
Yeah, no shit.
720
00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:04,262
Yeah.
721
00:58:09,011 --> 00:58:11,172
[Groans]
722
00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:21,351
[Groans]
723
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,492
[Gasping]
724
00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,532
Who you blowin' up, old-timer?
725
00:58:32,601 --> 00:58:35,434
Oh, just the trout.
726
00:58:35,504 --> 00:58:38,735
Only way to bring 'em
to the surface.
727
00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:41,935
Dynamite stuns 'em.
728
00:58:42,011 --> 00:58:45,947
Then they float like lily pads,
and I just scoop 'em up.
729
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,715
Pretty wife.
730
00:58:53,789 --> 00:58:58,920
Yeah, that's my Delilah.
Gave me the happiest days ofmy life.
731
00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:01,724
God bless her soul.
732
00:59:01,797 --> 00:59:05,096
You know,
you one lucky son of a bitch.
733
00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:09,729
Lotta folk go in them woods.
Never seen one come out.
734
00:59:09,805 --> 00:59:12,638
I stay clear of them myself.
735
00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:15,643
How many of those freaks
are out there?
736
00:59:15,711 --> 00:59:20,444
Hard to know. More than the ones
you run across. That's for sure.
737
00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:22,746
What are they?
738
00:59:22,818 --> 00:59:26,515
Oh, just like you and me, brother,
'cept uglier...
739
00:59:26,588 --> 00:59:28,613
and a lot stronger.
740
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:32,456
Hey, I hit one of them young'uns
once in my pickup.
741
00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:35,793
He popped up and just kept goin'.
742
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:39,027
- [Groans]
- It's the chemicals changed 'em.
743
00:59:39,101 --> 00:59:43,333
Pulp mill shut down
near 30 years ago...
744
00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:45,703
and left a mess.
745
00:59:45,774 --> 00:59:48,538
And the poison killed off
all the game.
746
00:59:48,610 --> 00:59:52,512
Most folks 'round these parts left.
747
00:59:52,581 --> 00:59:57,712
There's one family
that stayed on in this holler...
748
00:59:57,786 --> 01:00:02,689
and pretty soon their babies started
gushin' out of their mama's womb...
749
01:00:02,758 --> 01:00:06,524
just as ugly as them trout
I got hangin' out there.
750
01:00:06,595 --> 01:00:09,291
[Laughs, Mutters]
751
01:00:09,364 --> 01:00:13,596
And then they grow up,
have kids of their own.
752
01:00:15,037 --> 01:00:17,267
Turned out even worse.
753
01:00:19,475 --> 01:00:22,035
You gonna stay for a bite?
754
01:00:22,111 --> 01:00:25,672
Fish is ugly,
but they fry up real good.
755
01:00:25,747 --> 01:00:29,740
No. Much obliged,
but I gotta get goin'.
756
01:00:32,621 --> 01:00:36,887
Well, if you're gonna head out
to get your friends, settle the score...
757
01:00:36,959 --> 01:00:39,985
best jump to it before it gets dark.
758
01:00:40,062 --> 01:00:43,054
You don't wanna be out
in them woods at night.
759
01:00:43,132 --> 01:00:45,191
Why do you stay, old-timer?
760
01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:49,101
Well, I could never leave.
761
01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:53,930
Gotta stay close to my young'uns.
762
01:00:54,009 --> 01:00:56,842
You motherfucker!
I gonna kill you, man!
763
01:00:56,912 --> 01:00:59,881
[Shouts]
You killed my boy!
764
01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:03,281
[Shouting Continues]
I'm gonna kill you!
765
01:01:03,352 --> 01:01:06,287
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you, motherfucker!
766
01:01:06,355 --> 01:01:08,880
I'll kill you!
[Groaning]
767
01:01:08,957 --> 01:01:12,586
[Shouting, Muffled]
Motherfucker! I'm sure 'nough gonna kill you!
768
01:01:14,763 --> 01:01:19,257
I'll get you!
I'll teach you to mess with my kids!
769
01:01:29,011 --> 01:01:31,946
Say hello to the missus for me.
770
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:44,315
[Rifle Clatters]
771
01:01:50,199 --> 01:01:54,465
- [Woman Screaming, Grunting]
- [Man Grunting]
772
01:02:01,043 --> 01:02:03,739
[Screaming, Grunting Continue]
773
01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:13,685
[Nina]
It's one of them.
774
01:02:18,894 --> 01:02:21,761
- It's Elena.
- Yeah? What makes you think that?
775
01:02:21,830 --> 01:02:25,197
- [Grunting]
- [Screaming]
776
01:02:25,267 --> 01:02:27,201
Hey!
777
01:02:27,269 --> 01:02:30,329
[Screaming Continues]
778
01:02:30,405 --> 01:02:32,839
Get off her!
779
01:02:35,277 --> 01:02:39,213
- Oh, my God.
- [Screaming]
780
01:02:39,281 --> 01:02:41,875
- Nina, wait!
- [Grunts]
781
01:02:44,419 --> 01:02:45,943
- [Grunting]
- Oh, shit.
782
01:02:52,461 --> 01:02:54,088
[Whimpers]
783
01:02:56,431 --> 01:02:59,730
[Panting]
784
01:03:02,871 --> 01:03:05,396
[Screams]
785
01:03:05,474 --> 01:03:09,410
[Shrieking]
786
01:03:17,619 --> 01:03:19,951
[Jake]
Come on! Come on!
787
01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:26,420
[Shrieks]
788
01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:31,797
- [Shrieks]
- [Neck Snaps]
- [Grunts]
789
01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:36,434
[Growling]
790
01:03:40,175 --> 01:03:43,702
Help me!
791
01:03:43,779 --> 01:03:46,839
[Whimpering]
792
01:03:49,985 --> 01:03:53,216
[Laughing, Sobbing]
793
01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:57,952
[Screaming]
Help!
794
01:03:59,127 --> 01:04:02,028
- Where's Nina?
- She deserted us.
795
01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,864
[Muttering]
796
01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:17,677
- Son of a bitch!
-Just keep moving.
797
01:04:19,681 --> 01:04:21,911
Look, split up.
I'll find Nina.
798
01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:24,042
- We'll meet up at the mill. Go!
- Okay.
799
01:04:36,965 --> 01:04:40,093
- Nina!
- [Nina] Help me! Help me!
800
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,193
- Nina?
- Help me!
801
01:04:56,418 --> 01:04:59,751
- [Jake] Nina?
- I'm... down here.
802
01:04:59,821 --> 01:05:02,847
Nina? Are you okay?
803
01:05:02,924 --> 01:05:05,256
We gotta get you
out of there, all right?
804
01:05:05,327 --> 01:05:09,195
Look, come on.
Come on, Nina.
805
01:05:09,264 --> 01:05:11,494
[Grunting]
I can't reach.
806
01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:13,966
- Come on, Nina!
- [Whimpers]
807
01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:16,026
Almost.
808
01:05:16,104 --> 01:05:19,972
- [Grunting]
- Okay, hold on.
809
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,874
- [Straining] I've got you now. I've got you.
- [Screams]
810
01:05:22,944 --> 01:05:25,504
- [Bone Snaps]
- [Groaning]
811
01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:27,514
[Grunting]
812
01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:31,352
- Try a little right-
- [Grunting]
813
01:05:33,422 --> 01:05:37,791
[Grunting, Panting]
814
01:05:37,859 --> 01:05:40,828
- [Whimpers, Panting]
- What happened?
815
01:05:40,896 --> 01:05:46,129
It's my shoulder. It's dislocated.
You gotta help me pop it in.
816
01:05:46,201 --> 01:05:50,968
Ah, no, Nina! Easy!
Okay, pull and twist, okay?
817
01:05:51,039 --> 01:05:54,406
- Go. [Groaning]
- [Joint Snapping]
818
01:05:54,476 --> 01:05:57,639
Help me up. Nina.
[Grunting]
819
01:05:57,712 --> 01:05:59,703
- It's like going to war.
- [Grunting]
820
01:05:59,781 --> 01:06:03,717
- Amber, Jonesy- Did they make it?
- We all made it.
821
01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:06,879
- We'll meet up with them at the mill, okay?
- [Vehicle Approaching]
822
01:06:06,955 --> 01:06:09,253
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go!
823
01:06:14,396 --> 01:06:16,489
Come on, Nina.
824
01:06:32,481 --> 01:06:34,472
[Gunshot]
825
01:06:37,018 --> 01:06:39,145
[Giggling]
826
01:06:40,021 --> 01:06:42,182
- Let's go.
- Where?
827
01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:53,325
Shit! Shit! Shit!
828
01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:25,994
[Panting]
You- You totally kicked ass back there.
829
01:07:26,067 --> 01:07:29,434
I'm serious. You were, like,
Xena, Warrior Princess.
830
01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:32,166
You were right.
I was a total asshole before.
831
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,471
I'm never gonna dis you
or any other female ever again.
832
01:07:35,544 --> 01:07:38,741
- Great.
- It's cool. We outran 'em.
833
01:07:38,813 --> 01:07:40,838
- [Twig Snaps]
- Run.
834
01:07:45,887 --> 01:07:47,855
Ow! Ow!
835
01:07:47,923 --> 01:07:50,391
- Come on.
- [Groaning]
836
01:07:51,726 --> 01:07:54,354
- Oh, shit.
- Come on!
837
01:07:55,664 --> 01:07:58,064
[Grunts]
838
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,725
[Grunts]
839
01:08:03,838 --> 01:08:06,602
Just- There.
840
01:08:18,119 --> 01:08:20,815
Oh, my God!
[Screams]
841
01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:23,050
-Jonesy!
- Help me! Help me!
842
01:08:23,124 --> 01:08:26,025
Amber! Amber, help me!
843
01:08:26,094 --> 01:08:30,224
-Jonesy!
- Get me down! Get me down! Oh, no! Oh!
844
01:08:30,298 --> 01:08:34,234
[Whimpering]
Amber! Amber, help me!
845
01:08:34,302 --> 01:08:37,999
Christ! Oh! Oh, God!
Hurry, Amber!
846
01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:40,906
He's coming! He's com-
847
01:08:43,278 --> 01:08:46,839
- Amber? Amber, go!
- No!
848
01:08:46,915 --> 01:08:49,349
- Amber, don't do this! Get away!
- I'm not leaving you!
849
01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:52,716
Go! Run! No!
Amber, no!
850
01:08:52,787 --> 01:08:55,756
Oh, God! Oh, God!
851
01:08:55,824 --> 01:08:59,123
- [Gasps]
- Amber?
852
01:09:01,496 --> 01:09:04,192
- [Gasping]
-Jonesy!
853
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,665
[Groaning]
854
01:09:07,802 --> 01:09:09,770
- [Laughing]
- Jonesy!
855
01:09:09,838 --> 01:09:11,999
Give me your hand!
856
01:09:15,577 --> 01:09:20,173
[Grunting, Laughing]
857
01:09:23,485 --> 01:09:26,079
[Mutters]
858
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:35,856
[Laughing]
859
01:09:35,930 --> 01:09:38,728
- Huh?
- [Mutters]
860
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,133
[Laughing]
861
01:09:44,539 --> 01:09:46,905
[Amber]
Don't look down.
862
01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,773
[Jonesy Whimpering]
863
01:09:49,844 --> 01:09:51,903
I'm here.
864
01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:54,448
Amber, I'm scared.
865
01:09:54,516 --> 01:09:56,711
[Amber]
You're not alone.
866
01:09:56,785 --> 01:10:00,448
All right.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
867
01:10:00,522 --> 01:10:05,619
[Gasps] You know, my mother
always used to say I'd live forev-
868
01:10:21,609 --> 01:10:24,601
[Laughing, Slurping]
869
01:10:54,908 --> 01:10:58,036
[Groaning]
870
01:11:05,085 --> 01:11:07,576
[Groaning]
871
01:11:11,424 --> 01:11:13,517
[Shouts]
872
01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:35,344
- There it is.
-Jonesy wasn't kidding.
- [Drooling, Chortling]
873
01:11:35,415 --> 01:11:38,782
This place is dead.
874
01:11:49,896 --> 01:11:52,262
"Birth defects."
No shit.
875
01:12:03,943 --> 01:12:08,778
Can't see anything. How the hell
are we gonna find 'em in here?
876
01:12:08,848 --> 01:12:11,043
Let Amber and Jonesy find us.
877
01:12:11,117 --> 01:12:14,609
- Where'd you get that?
- I brought it with me for the game.
878
01:12:14,688 --> 01:12:17,122
- I thought it might come in handy.
- That's cheating.
879
01:12:17,190 --> 01:12:19,249
Sue me.
880
01:12:24,831 --> 01:12:29,359
You think they're up there?
Maybe they found a C.B. radio, called for help.
881
01:12:31,371 --> 01:12:34,101
I guess I'll go first.
882
01:12:36,176 --> 01:12:38,167
Be careful.
883
01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:56,588
- They gotta be around here somewhere.
- [Picks Up Phone]
884
01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:59,723
If they even made it here at all.
885
01:13:04,404 --> 01:13:07,032
Come on, guys.
Where you at?
886
01:13:10,143 --> 01:13:14,307
[Screams]
Oh, my God.
887
01:13:14,381 --> 01:13:17,248
- She was just a little girl.
- Looks like she's been in there forever.
888
01:13:17,317 --> 01:13:19,444
- She's hiding.
- Yeah, but from whom?
889
01:13:19,519 --> 01:13:22,511
- This isn't right.
- [Vehicle Approaching]
890
01:13:22,589 --> 01:13:24,853
- Nina, no! Nina! No, Nina!
- [Shouts]
891
01:13:24,924 --> 01:13:27,984
- Too late! We've gotta get out of here now!
- No! No, Nina!
892
01:13:28,061 --> 01:13:31,588
We cannot leave them, okay?
Let's go.
893
01:13:36,569 --> 01:13:40,528
Look, there's the R.V.
I don't see 'em.
894
01:13:40,607 --> 01:13:44,236
Oh, Jesus. This family's
been doing this for decades.
895
01:13:47,013 --> 01:13:49,140
[Man Screaming]
896
01:13:49,215 --> 01:13:52,150
Oh, my God!
That sounds like M. screaming.
897
01:13:52,218 --> 01:13:55,483
Okay, I'm going down there.
898
01:13:55,555 --> 01:13:58,718
[Screaming Continues]
899
01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:05,622
No, no, no, no.
Hold this.
900
01:14:08,368 --> 01:14:12,998
- [Screaming Continues]
- Shit. You got my back?
901
01:14:13,072 --> 01:14:15,438
[Grunts]
902
01:14:17,577 --> 01:14:21,308
- [Michael] Somebody! Please!
- M.? M.?.
903
01:14:21,381 --> 01:14:24,908
Come on. Come on.
Come on! Fuck!
904
01:14:24,984 --> 01:14:27,009
- Fuck face!
- M.!
905
01:14:27,086 --> 01:14:29,748
Get me the fuck out of here!
906
01:14:31,424 --> 01:14:34,222
- Fuck! Get me the fuck-
- [Giggles]
907
01:14:34,294 --> 01:14:36,387
[Gasps]
908
01:14:38,131 --> 01:14:41,032
[Muffled Screaming]
909
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:43,694
[Michael Continues Shouting]
910
01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:47,763
- M.?.
- Get me the fuck out!
911
01:14:49,175 --> 01:14:52,201
Help me, please!
God, help! Please don't!
912
01:14:52,278 --> 01:14:53,870
- M.?.
- Please!
913
01:14:53,947 --> 01:14:56,916
[Screaming]
914
01:14:56,983 --> 01:15:00,612
[Choking, Gurgling]
915
01:15:09,028 --> 01:15:13,522
Oh! M.! Nina, it's a trap!
916
01:15:15,702 --> 01:15:18,034
[Neck Snapping]
917
01:15:18,104 --> 01:15:20,595
[Grunts]
Oh, shit!
918
01:15:20,673 --> 01:15:22,664
Shit.
919
01:15:39,359 --> 01:15:41,350
[Grunts]
920
01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:01,939
- [Loud Pounding]
- ** [Woman Humming]
921
01:16:02,015 --> 01:16:05,416
[Man On TV.]
Do you have moral rottenness?
922
01:16:05,485 --> 01:16:09,114
[TV. Continues, Indistinct]
923
01:16:09,188 --> 01:16:12,487
Brothers and sisters,
you must know...
924
01:16:12,559 --> 01:16:15,289
that we live
in a world oftechnology.
925
01:16:15,361 --> 01:16:18,558
- [TV. Continues, Indistinct]
- [Gasps]
926
01:16:21,367 --> 01:16:24,598
[Man On TV. Continues]
... engaging in extracurricular sexuality...
927
01:16:24,671 --> 01:16:27,105
homosexuality.
928
01:16:27,173 --> 01:16:30,609
[TV. Continues, Indistinct]
929
01:16:30,677 --> 01:16:34,169
No!
[Screams]
930
01:16:41,721 --> 01:16:44,656
Will it be heaven or hell
that you decide on?
931
01:16:44,724 --> 01:16:47,852
- This is the crossroad-
- [Flies Buzzing]
932
01:16:47,927 --> 01:16:51,363
- Do you take the turn for heaven...
- [Whi m peri ng]
933
01:16:51,431 --> 01:16:53,456
or do you take the wrong turn to hell?
934
01:16:53,533 --> 01:16:55,865
- [TV. Continues, Indistinct]
- [Mutters]
935
01:16:59,038 --> 01:17:02,701
[Grunts]
936
01:17:02,775 --> 01:17:05,869
It's what you need to find your way.
937
01:17:05,945 --> 01:17:09,506
- [Mutters]
- It's what you need to find that light.
938
01:17:09,582 --> 01:17:13,643
Stay away from the darkness.
Do not take a wrong turn-
939
01:17:15,888 --> 01:17:21,019
... to living a life of sin,
of personal destruction-
940
01:17:21,094 --> 01:17:22,755
[Gasps]
941
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,436
Here I have the book
that will save your life-
942
01:17:30,503 --> 01:17:32,232
[TV Continues, Indistinct]
943
01:17:33,006 --> 01:17:36,442
- [Grunting]
- [Gasps]
944
01:17:39,979 --> 01:17:44,473
- [Rattling Cage]
- [Grunting]
945
01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:49,046
Living a life of sin
will only lead-
946
01:17:49,122 --> 01:17:51,886
- [Hammer Clicks]
- [Gasps]
947
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:54,256
[Laughing]
948
01:17:54,327 --> 01:17:55,919
Fuck you!
949
01:17:57,430 --> 01:17:58,658
[Grunts]
950
01:18:07,974 --> 01:18:11,307
[Jake]
Don't do it! Leave her alone!
951
01:18:13,613 --> 01:18:16,377
[Flies Buzzing]
952
01:18:25,191 --> 01:18:28,820
[Nina Groaning]
953
01:18:31,831 --> 01:18:34,664
[Groani ng]
954
01:18:38,805 --> 01:18:42,741
[Screaming]
955
01:18:42,809 --> 01:18:46,768
Leave her alone!
Leave her alone!
956
01:18:46,846 --> 01:18:51,078
[Screams, Gasps]
957
01:18:51,150 --> 01:18:54,415
[Coughing]
958
01:18:54,487 --> 01:18:57,684
- Stop messing with her!
- [Mutters]
959
01:19:00,593 --> 01:19:03,858
[Whimpering]
960
01:19:03,930 --> 01:19:06,160
Stop it.
961
01:19:06,232 --> 01:19:08,826
[Mutters]
962
01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:20,236
[Whimpering, Coughing]
963
01:19:22,582 --> 01:19:25,415
[Grunting]
964
01:19:28,888 --> 01:19:34,019
[Muttering Prayer]
965
01:19:36,229 --> 01:19:39,392
What the fuck
is wrong with you people?
966
01:19:39,465 --> 01:19:41,490
Amen.
967
01:19:41,567 --> 01:19:43,558
Amen.
968
01:19:45,471 --> 01:19:50,738
[Groaning]
969
01:20:02,889 --> 01:20:05,380
[Groaning]
970
01:20:10,062 --> 01:20:13,589
[Gasping]
I hope you fucking choke!
971
01:20:15,935 --> 01:20:19,871
- [Screaming]
- Leave her alone!
972
01:20:19,939 --> 01:20:23,534
[Shouting, Pounding Table]
973
01:20:23,609 --> 01:20:26,476
[Coughing]
974
01:20:28,648 --> 01:20:31,947
[Coughing Continues]
975
01:21:13,292 --> 01:21:15,817
[Footsteps]
976
01:21:20,466 --> 01:21:22,696
[Loud Whirring]
977
01:22:25,865 --> 01:22:28,163
[Groaning]
978
01:22:28,234 --> 01:22:30,759
[Footsteps]
979
01:22:34,071 --> 01:22:36,471
Please! Let us go!
980
01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:38,974
[Groans, Coughs]
981
01:22:39,043 --> 01:22:43,412
- Come on, man. Help!
- Help.
982
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:47,576
- Help. Help.
- Help.
983
01:22:49,086 --> 01:22:52,385
[Mocking Continues]
984
01:22:52,456 --> 01:22:55,721
- [Jake] Come on. Let us go!
- [Mocking] Let us go!
985
01:22:59,296 --> 01:23:04,324
- Let us go! Nina! [Pleading, Indistinct]
- [Laughter]
986
01:23:07,404 --> 01:23:09,497
[Man Grunting]
987
01:23:09,573 --> 01:23:12,940
[Device Clicking]
988
01:23:13,010 --> 01:23:16,810
- Help! Help!
- [Clicking Continues]
989
01:23:18,649 --> 01:23:23,245
[Jake]
Help! Please! We're in here! We're trapped!
990
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:26,915
Please, someone, hel p us!
Help us!
991
01:23:26,991 --> 01:23:29,050
Fuck!
992
01:23:29,126 --> 01:23:32,687
- [Clicking Continues]
- [Jake] Please help us! We're in here!
993
01:23:32,763 --> 01:23:37,359
- [Mutters]
- Damn it! Don't leave!
994
01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:40,961
- [Whimpering] Help us! Please help us!
- [Clicking Continues]
995
01:23:41,038 --> 01:23:45,372
Please help us!
Please help us!
996
01:24:16,707 --> 01:24:19,301
[Groans]
997
01:24:41,765 --> 01:24:44,563
[Object Clatters]
998
01:24:54,878 --> 01:24:57,210
- [Grunts]
- This way.
999
01:25:18,602 --> 01:25:22,060
[Screaming]
1000
01:25:34,118 --> 01:25:36,109
[Shouts]
1001
01:25:52,569 --> 01:25:54,560
Ooh-rah.
1002
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,031
[Beeps]
1003
01:26:05,616 --> 01:26:10,451
[Gasps]
Nina! Nina!
1004
01:26:10,521 --> 01:26:13,388
Nina! Come on. Wake up.
1005
01:26:13,457 --> 01:26:17,894
Nina, wake up! Nina!
1006
01:26:17,961 --> 01:26:20,259
Can you pul I your hands free?
1007
01:26:22,533 --> 01:26:25,525
I need you to pull your hands free.
1008
01:26:25,602 --> 01:26:28,867
[Groaning]
1009
01:26:35,546 --> 01:26:37,571
I can't.
1010
01:26:37,648 --> 01:26:40,708
Nina, you've gotta try!
Nina!
1011
01:26:40,784 --> 01:26:44,584
- Nina, wake up! Nina!
- Shh.
1012
01:26:44,655 --> 01:26:47,215
- Dale?
- [Whispers] Be quiet.
1013
01:26:54,064 --> 01:26:57,727
I gotta do this.
Breathe through it.
1014
01:27:00,070 --> 01:27:03,665
Ready? Okay? Go.
1015
01:27:03,740 --> 01:27:07,232
- [Screams]
- Shh. Shh.
1016
01:27:07,311 --> 01:27:10,712
One more.
1017
01:27:14,751 --> 01:27:16,912
Go.
1018
01:27:16,987 --> 01:27:19,649
[Screams]
1019
01:27:21,024 --> 01:27:22,821
Get up.
1020
01:27:22,893 --> 01:27:25,987
- [Groans]
- There's an exit door through there.
1021
01:27:26,063 --> 01:27:28,190
We are right behind you.
1022
01:27:28,265 --> 01:27:30,290
Go!
1023
01:27:30,367 --> 01:27:33,097
Dale.
1024
01:27:33,170 --> 01:27:36,401
[Gasping, Whimpering]
1025
01:27:37,507 --> 01:27:39,498
[Gasps]
1026
01:27:39,576 --> 01:27:43,535
I want you to go find Nina.
[Grunts]
1027
01:27:43,614 --> 01:27:46,879
- Dale!
- Hey! Hey!
1028
01:27:46,950 --> 01:27:51,546
Find Nina. Go.
I've got it. Go!
1029
01:27:55,292 --> 01:27:57,385
[Grunts]
1030
01:28:02,733 --> 01:28:05,031
Is that all you got, bitch?
1031
01:28:05,102 --> 01:28:08,367
- [Growling]
- [Grunting]
1032
01:28:11,575 --> 01:28:15,807
[Grunting, Choking]
1033
01:28:21,251 --> 01:28:24,152
[Grunting Continues]
1034
01:28:26,923 --> 01:28:30,916
Fuckyou!
[Choking]
1035
01:28:35,265 --> 01:28:38,393
[Sobbing]
1036
01:28:38,468 --> 01:28:42,598
[Screaming]
No! No!
1037
01:28:52,816 --> 01:28:56,377
[Coughing]
1038
01:28:56,453 --> 01:29:00,822
[Wheezing, Screams]
1039
01:29:06,630 --> 01:29:08,757
[Gasps]
1040
01:29:11,201 --> 01:29:14,432
[Screaming]
1041
01:29:14,504 --> 01:29:17,962
[Screams, Grunts]
1042
01:29:22,779 --> 01:29:24,770
[Screams]
1043
01:29:27,617 --> 01:29:30,882
Let go of me, you son of a bitch!
Let go of me!
1044
01:29:30,954 --> 01:29:33,047
[Grunting]
1045
01:29:35,325 --> 01:29:39,921
[Jake]
Let go! Let go of me!
1046
01:29:39,996 --> 01:29:42,829
- Let go of me!
- [Screaming] Shit!
1047
01:29:42,899 --> 01:29:45,561
Let go of me, you son of a bitch!
1048
01:29:48,839 --> 01:29:52,172
- [Shrieking]
- No! No!
1049
01:29:52,242 --> 01:29:54,938
[Shouting]
1050
01:29:55,011 --> 01:29:57,343
[Screams]
1051
01:29:57,414 --> 01:29:59,575
[Shouting]
1052
01:29:59,649 --> 01:30:02,880
No!
[Grunting]
1053
01:30:05,756 --> 01:30:09,487
[Screaming]
1054
01:30:09,559 --> 01:30:13,518
[Groaning, Grunts]
1055
01:30:13,597 --> 01:30:16,691
[Grunting Continues]
1056
01:30:23,507 --> 01:30:26,032
[Shouting]
1057
01:30:28,378 --> 01:30:31,814
[Groaning]
1058
01:30:31,882 --> 01:30:34,544
[Screaming]
1059
01:30:38,188 --> 01:30:41,282
[Grunts]
Come on!
1060
01:30:46,129 --> 01:30:50,998
[Shouting, Grunts]
1061
01:30:51,067 --> 01:30:53,365
[Both Screaming]
1062
01:31:17,894 --> 01:31:21,990
[Muck Sloshing]
1063
01:31:54,531 --> 01:31:57,864
You know you didn't
have to come back for me, right?
1064
01:31:57,934 --> 01:31:59,925
Sue me.
1065
01:32:05,876 --> 01:32:07,810
Wow.
1066
01:32:08,812 --> 01:32:10,746
Nice ride.
1067
01:32:10,814 --> 01:32:13,749
You wanna take it for a spin?
1068
01:32:13,817 --> 01:32:18,754
[Sniffles] Why not?
It's the least this fucked-up family owes us.
1069
01:32:18,822 --> 01:32:21,450
[Engine Starts]
1070
01:33:16,179 --> 01:33:18,340
[Clattering]
1071
01:33:30,126 --> 01:33:34,256
Mmm. Mmm.
1072
01:33:35,565 --> 01:33:38,864
[Cooing]
1073
01:33:41,605 --> 01:33:44,233
[Muttering]
1074
01:33:44,307 --> 01:33:47,037
[Crying]
1075
01:33:54,150 --> 01:33:56,778
[Man Cackling]
76067
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