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Ugh, Kelsey's really
gonna marry this creep?
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Oh, God, I hope not.
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He better tell her the truth.
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Otherwise, I have to.
I can't lie to her.
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All you do is lie to her.
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I only lie about my past,
not her entire future.
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Oh, Caitlin's a block away.
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That's her.
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And I've decided I'm gonna tell
her the truth about my job.
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Oh, not this again.
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You just can't. You
can't tell her anything.
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I'm tired of all the secrets, Maggie.
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Yeah, well, look, I'm
tired of skinny jeans,
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but you just, you know,
take a deep breath
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and hang in there.
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- Hello.
- Sweetie!
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- Hi.
- Yeah, don't act so surprised.
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You're fully cyber tracking me.
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Yeah, well, so is the government.
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- But I love you more.
- Oh.
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Mmm, baby.
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I hate that I have to leave
the minute you get here,
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but I really got to get to work.
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Yeah, which is...
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Can we have dinner tonight?
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I'd really like to talk.
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I'll explain everything.
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Okay.
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Good. I'm so happy you're home.
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Yeah.
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Hey, email me your course list.
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I'm not taking chemistry, Mom.
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Ugh, you can major in whatever you want,
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just get those pre-med
courses under your belt.
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Yeah, but the problem is,
pre-med courses are hard.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
So is living in your car.
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Come on. Come sit over here.
I'll tell you about it.
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- Oh, Maggie.
- Thank you.
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- Hi.
- Bye, you guys.
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- Bye, Mom.
- See you tonight.
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_
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Oh, how nice of you to join us.
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Perhaps you forgot we're releasing
"Crown of Kings"
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tomorrow night?
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Wha... are you kidding?
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I can't wait to find out
the ending to the series.
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Do you know? Does Charles know?
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Of course not. No one knows.
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Bookstores nationwide are on
an embargo until midnight.
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Diana... hi.
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Do you think there should be...
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Here. You need to stay hydrated.
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Yeah. Are we all set for the release?
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- Liza?
- Oh, we're on it.
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I've messengered every press pass,
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secured a backup generator,
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and I've triple-confirmed
with the mayor's office
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about our Times Square permits.
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Okay, good.
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That's fine.
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We will be fine.
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Wow, Charles looks like
he can barely breathe.
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That's because he knows this is
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our most profitable franchise.
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"Crown of Kings"
basically carries the entire company.
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It does?
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Well, nobody likes to say so,
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but if Edward L.L. Moore ever
jumped to another publisher
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or stopped writing,
it would be the end of Empirical.
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That is why he gets everything he wants,
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including personal approval
over all of the actors
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who portray his characters
in the Times Square event.
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I've got the room all set
up for the casting session.
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I assume you're following
Edward L.L. Moore
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snack protocol?
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Uh... I'm not sure.
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Marcona almonds, dried sour cherries,
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and Orbit gum in peppermint flavor,
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not spearmint, not
smooth mint, peppermint.
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He's in the elevator.
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He's in the elevator. Get the snacks.
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Snacks.
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- Teddy.
- Charles.
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Welcome home to Empirical.
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- Diana.
- Ahh, mwah!
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Oh, what a lovely reception.
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- Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Did I...
- No, no.
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Definitely didn't run over my foot.
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Let's we proceed to the conference room.
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Oh, my, look at that.
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Oh, that's lovely, and this...
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So... so exciting.
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Yes, yes, excellent.
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You'll make a fine Ethrami King.
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Thank you.
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What fun seeing my
characters in the flesh.
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Just think what fun it will be
for your fans in Times Square.
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Are you ready to pick
your Princess Pam Pam?
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Ah, yes, the best for last,
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my princess of the Highlands.
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Okay, this is Virginia,
and as you see by her résumé,
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she has experience as
both an actor and a model.
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And when you're ready, Virginia,
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you scan the battlefields
and the wreckage wrought
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by your lightning bolts,
and you declare...
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Beware the wrath of the sky.
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Beware the wrath of the sky.
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I'm so sorry to interrupt.
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I'm just dropping off these
refreshments for Mr. Moore.
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Here you are, sir.
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That's her.
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That's my Princess Pam Pam.
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Chateau Soixante.
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Oh, my favorite.
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Yes, we had it flown in from
the Loire Valley just for you.
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Because at Empirical,
we know it's the details that matter,
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the small but crucial details.
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My God. She walks like a lyric poem.
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Here's our Princess Pam Pam.
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Raise your glasses, everyone.
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A toast.
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To me?
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Krozzen! Eye-ay! Urt yarb!
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Which in the language
of the Kronians means...
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Health, gold, and sex.
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Diana is fluent in Kronish.
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Flur dar ben-mallak.
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Oh, your accent is perfect.
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That's just another detail
you'll get only at Empirical.
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The last page of the entire series
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is actually written in Kronish,
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except for the final sentence.
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Really?
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You wouldn't care to
elaborate, would you?
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Afraid not.
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No one can know the ending,
unless, of course,
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you would like to hear it, Princess?
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What, the ending to the entire series?
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Of course I would.
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Are you sure?
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If I tell you, I'll have to eat you.
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Oh, well, then maybe...
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Oh, my.
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Now I'll have to eat you.
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I can't believe you know the ending to
"Crown of Kings."
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I can't believe he's
talking about eating me,
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and my bosses are just
laughing along like it's 1960.
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See,
it doesn't matter what decade you're in.
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The biggest moneymakers
get to misbehave.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Would you rather sleep or have
homemade blueberry muffins
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and talk before I go to work?
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Are you serious?
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Sorry.
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Tell Caitlin I'll see her late tonight.
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Beware the wrath of the sky.
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I will.
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- Is any of that real?
- It's all real.
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Diana convinced Harry
Winston to build that crown
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exactly how it's
described in the series.
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That crown was on "GMA"
and "TODAY" today.
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That crown is trending.
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Donald Trump wants to wear the crown;
tell him no.
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Okay.
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Amy Schumer wants to wear the crown;
tell her yes.
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And make sure you insist
on getting a photograph
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of us together.
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- On it.
- Okay, wait.
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Is it true that Edward L.L. Moore
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told you the ending?
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Yeah, it was his way
of flirting with me.
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Oh, you have to tell me.
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The second I'm legally
allowed to, I will.
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Okay, I don't have to tell
me who gets the crown,
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but you have to tell me who dies.
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Somebody important?
Somebody important always dies.
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I can't say or I'll be
trading my bridesmaid dress
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for an orange jumpsuit.
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You love having your little
inside scoop, don't you?
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Believe me, I don't.
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I hate keeping secrets from my friends.
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Code red;
your Princess Pam Pam costume was sent
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to your home address in Brooklyn.
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You've got to race
over there and get it.
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Well, how am I supposed to get
back to Times Square in time?
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By going quickly.
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Okay.
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Oh, sorry, bye.
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Bye.
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Thad.
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, hi.
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I had a meeting in Midtown.
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I just wanted to give
my fiancée a kiss.
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Aww.
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Is Liza around?
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Oh, she had to go home
to grab something.
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She has the biggest secret
and will not tell me.
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She said that? Is she home right now?
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Why are you so interested in Liza?
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I'm not.
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I mean, she's your friend and all that,
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but other than that, zero interest.
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Okay, I... I wanted to talk to her
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about honeymoon destinations.
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And I was trying to surprise you.
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Oh, honey.
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That's the sweetest thing ever.
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- Yeah.
- Here's what we'll do.
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I'll tell her about my dream honeymoon,
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then she'll tell you, and then
I'll act really, really excited.
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Sound good?
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Sounds great.
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St. Barts.
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Hi, Diana.
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Don't go to Brooklyn.
They found your costume here.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
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What about Brooklyn?
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Don't go to Brooklyn.
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Take the two to Brooklyn?
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- Don't.
- I won't.
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- I take the L.
- Just get back here.
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Hey, hey, you mind if I piggyback in?
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I'm here to see Liza Miller.
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Oh, that's my mom. She's not home.
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Sorry, that's your mom?
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Liza Miller is your mother?
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Oh, God.
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Please don't tell me
you're her new boyfriend.
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_
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- Ooh, you look nice.
- Thanks.
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I'm going to an absinthe
tasting at Maison Premiere.
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I'd invite you, but they card.
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It's okay. I'm waiting for Mom anyway.
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Her job has, like, mental hours.
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Yes, it does.
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Is that all you're gonna tell me?
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I'll tell you this.
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Everything she's doing,
she's doing for you.
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'Night, hon.
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Good night.
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That's the costume?
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Well, yeah, it may be tiny,
but at least it's fur.
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I really appreciate this.
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This is above and beyond.
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It's... here.
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Thank you.
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Pam Pam, Pam Pam, Pam Pam, Pam Pam...
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Ah, there's my princess.
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You look perfect, my dear,
absolutely delicious.
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Oh, thank you.
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But why don't you have a spear?
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I want to see you gripping a long,
powerful spear.
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But, uh, Princess Pam Pam
summons the power of the sky.
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She doesn't need a spear.
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In fact, she might prefer that
men held their own spears.
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Hello, everyone.
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It's time to find out which lucky fans
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will get to wear the Crown of Kings
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with Edward L.L. Moore himself.
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And don't forget about
who's waiting in the wings,
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our celebrity superfans: Seth Meyers...
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Ice-T...
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Hey, crown my ass.
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Misty Copeland, and Diane Rehm.
268
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You know, it's so nice to be at an event
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without Terry Gross here
hogging the spotlight.
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Actually, she's on her way.
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She had a late dinner
with Michelle Obama.
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Oh.
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Princess,
may I escort you to my heated trailer?
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Oh, actually, I need to find
the little princesses' room.
275
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Ah, yes, of course.
276
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Excuse me.
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Mom?
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Caitlin.
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Yeah, I tracked you here.
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I want to see what
your big secret job is.
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- Uh.
- Princess Pam Pam.
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Yeah, can I?
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Thanks.
284
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Here you go.
285
00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:37,430
Beware the wrath of the sky.
286
00:14:37,455 --> 00:14:40,694
Oh, my God; you're a costume
character in Times Square?
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Just for today.
288
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You do this for me,
to put me through school?
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I know. I'm so sorry.
The costume's too...
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No, don't be sorry.
291
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You're amazing, Mom.
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I love you.
293
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And don't worry.
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All right, the minute I get home,
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I'm signing up for chemistry.
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What? Really?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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If you're working this hard,
I've got to bring it too.
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Okay, good.
300
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Comedy tickets. Hey, do you like comedy?
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No, thanks. No comedy tonight.
302
00:15:14,645 --> 00:15:15,789
Okay, I love you.
303
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,703
Sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I got to go.
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Oh, okay.
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- See you back at home.
- All right.
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- Right?
- Be safe.
307
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Okay.
308
00:15:23,648 --> 00:15:25,713
Hey, Fowler, it's Thad.
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00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:29,385
Can I get your password
for the Dartmouth website?
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00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,595
I need some dirt on an alum.
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00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:37,925
Thanks, man. I'm in.
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Damn.
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Fans of the Royal Saga,
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are you ready to find out who
really wears the Crown of Kings?
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Some of us already know.
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Now, when the doors open,
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please proceed directly to the registers
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in an orderly fashion.
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Now, are you ready?
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Let the countdown begin in five...
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Four,
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three,
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two, one.
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Finally our day is done.
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Yes, finally.
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And now, my Princess, I get to eat you.
327
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I'm at the Four Seasons.
328
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Okay, we are done here.
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This princess needs rescuing...
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Been on her feet all day.
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Charles.
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Edward,
I'd like to introduce you to Diane Rehm.
333
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I just got my copy.
334
00:16:53,161 --> 00:16:56,015
Would you be good enough to sign it?
335
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I'll do something even better.
336
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I'll tell you how it ends right now.
337
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:04,797
But if I tell you, I'll have to eat you.
338
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:09,443
Challenge accepted.
339
00:17:10,019 --> 00:17:12,625
Thank you for stepping in with Edward.
340
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,216
I should've done it hours ago...
341
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,256
Oh.
342
00:17:15,281 --> 00:17:17,439
- Except...
- I know.
343
00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:19,808
He's a... He's a big deal for Empirical.
344
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Oh, to say the least.
345
00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:24,757
The truth is,
every time that he comes to town,
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I can't breathe.
347
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The idea that my company...
348
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,774
My grandfather's company...
349
00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:34,377
Can't exist without the
overwritten fantasies
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00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:36,473
of some handsy old man...
351
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:37,966
They really are overwritten.
352
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,025
Thank you.
353
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,895
Are you sure you don't want to
know about the sales on Amazon?
354
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,997
Uh, oof.
355
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,124
Um, only if they're good.
356
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:53,578
What?
357
00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,853
It's number one by a mile.
358
00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:58,157
That's wonderful.
359
00:17:58,182 --> 00:17:59,952
Oh, I thought you'd be happier.
360
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:04,329
Ahh, I'm... I'm more relieved than...
than happy.
361
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:08,696
There's this small part of me that...
362
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,672
That always secretly hopes
that maybe this time...
363
00:18:11,697 --> 00:18:14,535
The whole thing would just
come crashing down already?
364
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:20,348
It's a lot year after year of
wondering if we'll make it.
365
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:22,742
And sometimes I wonder
what it would be like
366
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if the bottom dropped out and
I had to start over again.
367
00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:29,204
What would I do?
368
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:30,979
What would you do?
369
00:18:31,004 --> 00:18:32,920
I don't know.
370
00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:36,132
Well, what's something
you've always wanted to do,
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00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:40,105
something you couldn't
do because of your job?
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00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,744
Um...
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00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:47,471
Do you really want to know?
374
00:18:47,496 --> 00:18:49,446
Yeah.
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00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,686
_
376
00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:03,483
I'm sorry.
377
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:05,475
I've... I've got to go.
378
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,833
What happened?
379
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:09,191
I'm sorry. I just...
I really have to go.
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00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,485
- What's wrong?
- Here.
381
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:12,428
Keep... keep... keep the coat.
382
00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:13,637
Thank you.
383
00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:30,538
Liza, are you stressed?
384
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,515
You look like you've aged, uh...
385
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,707
14 years since I last saw you.
386
00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:36,815
I texted you, like,
100 times last night.
387
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,709
Oh, yeah, I was sleeping like a baby.
388
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,155
Leverage does that for you.
389
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,943
All right, what do you want, Thad?
390
00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:44,454
Okay, here's how this is gonna work.
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00:19:44,478 --> 00:19:47,196
You are gonna delete that video.
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00:19:47,222 --> 00:19:49,887
You are going to attend our
wedding as a bridesmaid.
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00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,979
And I will let you keep your job
as long as you keep me happy.
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00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:55,157
- What does that mean?
- I don't know yet.
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00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:57,733
But I'll figure it out.
396
00:19:59,503 --> 00:20:01,763
You know what?
397
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,914
You do what you got to do,
but I'm showing her that video.
398
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,590
She deserves to know what kind of person
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00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,643
she's gonna be spending
the rest of her life with.
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00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,205
You can tell everybody about me.
401
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,335
I don't really care anymore.
402
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,098
Wait, wait. This isn't over.
403
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:17,316
Oh, yes, it is.
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00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:30,073
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