Original subtitles

BEING A GIGOLO ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.

Nick: I'M VERY PROUD TO BE CALLED A GIGOLO.

THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME.

I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT SIX DAYS A WEEK.

Brace: THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY

IS TO REALLY BE GOOD TO PEOPLE.

I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.

I WANNA ENJOY THIS.

Jimmy: I'M THE GUY THAT EATS DESSERT FIRST.

I'M ADVENTUROUS. I'M WILLING TO TRY QUITE A LOT.

Steven: I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY

LOOKING FOR LOVE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

THIS IS ME. YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Vin: I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--

LEARNING ABOUT THEM, LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.

I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF A REAL FEMINIST.

THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.

- MONEY, RIGHT THERE. - OH MY GOD.

- WHOO! - OH!

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY.

- I'M ALL RIGHT. - OH, OKAY.

OH, WOW.

I HAVE THIS CLIENT. SHE'S A MODEL

AND SHE TRAVELS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

AND IT'S REALLY HARD FOR US TO GET TOGETHER.

I WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN SHE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME SHE WAS IN TOWN.

- HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? - IT WAS GOOD.

- YEAH? - BUT GLAD I'M FINALLY RELAXED.

- FINALLY? - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- YOU COME TO VEGAS TO RELAX A LOT? - MAYBE TO SEE YOU.

HMMM, I LIKE THAT.

- THAT'S GOOD. - OH YEAH, LITERALLY.

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO I SAW BRACE AT A BAR AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.

AND I INSTANTLY WAS ATTRACTED TO HIM.

BUT I HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT WAS A DOUCHEBAG.

- SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? - I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING--

TRAVELING AND DEALING WITH ALL MY GUYS

I'M WORKING WITH OUT HERE. AND IT'S-- ACTUALLY IT'S--

IT'S A LOT OF FUN, BUT YOU KNOW,

- IT HAS ITS CHALLENGES TOO. - WHEN?

- I'M TRYING TO WATCH THEM DO THEIR THING AND I'M, YOU KNOW. - TEACHING THEM.

I DON'T ACT LIKE I'M TEACHING THEM,

BUT I JUST TRY TO MENTOR THEM A LITTLE BIT.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE YOUNGER THAN I AM

AND I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT AND DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME.

BRACE WAS PRETTY OPEN AND HONEST AT WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING.

AND I WAS ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT TURNED ON BY IT.

I DEFINITELY, UH...

WAS HOPING TO FINALLY HAVE ALONE TIME WITH YOU, SO...

YEAH? YOU'RE ONE SEXY WOMAN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE NOT LIKE HOOKED UP RIGHT NOW.

I'D RATHER HAVE

FUN GUY-TOYS LIKE YOU.

FUN GUY-TOYS? SO I'M A TOY? OKAY.

YOU'RE A LOT MORE THAN A TOY, BUT YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO BUSY.

SO ARE YOU TAKING THIS TO A SEXUAL PLACE?

I JUST DID.

( moans )

I TYPICALLY WOULDN'T HIRE A MALE ESCORT.

I DON'T NEED TO,

BUT I KNEW THAT THAT'S BRACE'S JOB

AND I WANTED TO BE WITH HIM.

( Brace sighs ) OH GOD.

PLUS IT KINDA TURNS ME ON-- ME PAYING FOR A GUY.

I KINDA LIKE IT.

- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. - THAT WAS QUICK.

( Brace speaks )

I DO LIKE OLDER MEN. THEY'RE MORE EXPERIENCED.

AND IT'S SOMETHING SEXY ABOUT IT

THAT I PAY AN OLDER MAN.

( moaning )

- YOU LIKE THAT? - YEAH.

I LIKE THAT.

OH, HARDER.

FUCK ME.

OH YEAH.

Brace: IT'S GREAT TO GET A CALL FROM A MODEL.

WHEN THAT HAPPENS, I'VE JUST GOT THIS BIG SMILE ON MY FACE

AND I'M THINKING, YOU KNOW,

"WHAT BETTER LIFE COULD YOU HAVE?"

- ( moaning ) - YEAH.

- OH GOD. - ( laughs )

AND THAT'S MY WORLD. WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

- WELCOME TO BRACELAND. - YOU READY FOR ROUND TWO?

SOON. GIVE ME 10 MINUTES.

OKAY, GOOD.

- OH GOD. - ( laughing )

YOU BLASTED ME TOTALLY.

I THINK I THREW SOMETHING OUT.

- HI. - HEY, SAMANTHA.

- YEAH. - JIMMY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

HI, JIMMY. FINALLY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU ALWAYS NEED TO TRY TO ADAPT TO THE CLIENT.

- THIS IS A VERY NICE PLACE. - THANKS!

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT WITH ME ON THE COUCH?

- I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS SO... - MM-HMM, OKAY.

...WE'LL JUST KINDA GO SLOW.

- ABSOLUTELY. - ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?

- YES. YES. - ( chuckles )

IT CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT, UM,

FOR THE ONE PERSON, YOU KNOW, WHO IS THE CLIENT

TO EVEN BE ABLE TO SAY WHAT THEY WANT.

SO I TRY TO HELP WOMEN RELAX.

I KIND OF HAVE THIS FANTASY

AND THAT'S WHY I WANTED YOU TO COME HERE.

- SURE. - I'VE PURCHASED A FEW THINGS ONLINE.

I'VE DONE LOTS OF RESEARCH. I... I'VE WATCHED SOME PORN.

- ( nervous chuckle ) - MM-HMM.

AND I KNOW WHAT I REALLY LIKE AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO TRY.

I RECENTLY RELOCATED TO VEGAS.

I INHERITED THIS WONDERFUL HOUSE.

AND IT'S A BIG CHANGE FROM GROWING UP IN MINNESOTA.

I COME FROM A BIG HOCKEY CITY.

EVERYONE PLAYS HOCKEY AND EVERYONE HAS A MULLET.

LAS VEGAS IS A LOT MORE OPEN IN ALL ADULT AVENUES,

ESPECIALLY SEXUALLY.

I KIND OF JUST HAVE THIS, UM,

- FANTASY TO CONTROL A GUY... - MM-HMM.

...AND JUST HAVE HIM BE MY LITTLE TOY OR SLAVE.

- YOU'RE AWFULLY ATTRACTIVE. - THANK YOU.

IT'S TOO BAD THAT I WANT TO BE A LITTLE ROWDY AND MEAN WITH YOU.

HEY, BEAT ME UP.

- OKAY, I THINK THAT SOUNDS GREAT. - YEAH.

I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR A WHILE

AND I HAVE A VERY DOMINANT SIDE

AND I'VE WANTED TO BE ABLE TO CONTROL A MAN

AND DENY HIM ANY HAPPINESS.

I'VE GOT THIS THING I ORDERED OFFLINE

AND I'VE NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE,

BUT I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN PUTTING YOU IN IT.

IT COULD BE REALLY WORTH YOUR WHILE.

- I'D BE VERY GENEROUS WITH IT-- - OKAY.

SURE.

WELL, I'LL JUST TELL YOU. IT'S A COCK CAGE.

A COCK CAGE, WHAT'S THAT?

WELL, IT'S SOMETHING THAT WON'T ALLOW YOU

- TO GET HARD OR HAVE SEX. - OH.

SO PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO S&M ARE VERY TURNED ON

BY THE HUMILIATION ASPECT OF SEX.

IN FACT SO MUCH MORE SO SOMETIMES THAN THE SEX ITSELF.

SO IF YOU CAN KEEP THAT ON,

THE LONGER YOU LAST, THE MORE MONEY I'LL GIVE YOU.

- IT'S A BET. - I'LL KEEP THE KEY.

OKAY. DON'T SWALLOW IT, PLEASE.

- IF I SWALLOW IT, YOU'D HAVE TO GET IT OUT. - OH GOOD.

LIKE A DAY LATER. ( gasps )

Samantha: JIMMY IS FANTASTIC

AND IT JUST MADE ME ALMOST

NOT WANT TO HURT HIM ( giggles )

'CAUSE HE'S SO CHARMING.

THIS IS THE... THE CAGE.

AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S VENTILATED

- SO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO URINATE. - SSS-- YEAH.

IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO PUT ON YOU,

DEPENDING ON HOW BIG YOU ARE.

- WE'LL JUST PULL THESE DOWN. - MM-HMM.

- WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT OVER HERE? - OKAY.

- OH, YOU'RE TATTOOED, HUH? - MM-HMM.

OH, YOU'VE GOT SOME BIG BALLS. ( laughs )

- OH MY GOD. - THEY COME FROM MY MOM'S SIDE.

( laughs )

- I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY-- HERE, WE'LL DO THIS. - THERE YOU GO.

- IS THAT UNCOMFORTABLE? - NO.

OH. SHUCKS.

WHERE DID THE REST OF THAT CAGE GO?

- HERE, IT'S BETWEEN MY LEGS. - MM-HMM.

OH, POOR PENIS. YOU'RE ALL MINE.

- OH, LOOK AT THAT. - ( groans softly )

THIS IS NOT GONNA FIT YOU.

- UM... - WELL, QUIT TELLING YOUR COCK TO GET--

- STOP BEING SO-- - I'M NOT TELLING IT TO GET BIG.

- IT'S BEING CHUBBY. - IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.

YOU JUST CAN'T RUB IT LIKE THAT.

I BET YOU I COULD GET SOME ICE.

THERE YOU GO.

OKAY, BE RIGHT BACK.

Jimmy: DO YOU THINK A MALE INVENTED THIS THING?

PROBABLY NOT. I DON'T THINK SO.

ICE WILL WORK AND IT WILL MAKE YOUR COCK REALLY SMALL.

( laughs ) AND IT WILL JUST GO RIGHT IN THE CAGE.

- ARE WE-- - ( groans softly )

LOOK HOW QUICK IT SHRINKS. EVEN YOUR BALLS GET SMALL.

HMM, WELL, THEY LIKE TO RUN AND HIDE WHEN IT'S COLD.

LET ME GET MY LOCK.

- ( clicks ) - LOOK AT THAT.

- ( groans softly ) - SO NOW THAT

YOUR COCK IS MINE IN MY CAGE--

- MM-HMM? - ( giggles )

I CAN TORTURE YOU.

I WASN'T REALLY SURE WHAT POSITION I WAS IN

TO SORT OF JUDGE HER SKILL AT DOMINATING.

MOSTLY WHAT I KNEW WAS THAT I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE SITUATION

SO IF THAT MEANT THAT SHE WAS DOING A GOOD JOB

BY MAKING ME WANT TO GO AWAY, THEN YES, SHE WAS DOING A GOOD JOB.

- DO YOU LIKE THIS? - UM, NO.

- ( laughs ) - THIS IS A PIG SLAPPER.

- OKAY. - YOU CAN PICK THIS UP

AT LIKE, ANY FEED AND TACKLE OR WHATEVER.

SAMANTHA WAS VERY PROUD OF HER PIG SLAPPER.

RIGHT HERE WOULD BE A BAD SPOT TO HIT.

- SO WOULD RIGHT THERE. - THAT MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

( chuckles ) THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.

LOTS OF GUYS CAN TAKE PAIN RIGHT HERE ON THEIR BALLS.

NO! NO SLAPPING MY BALLS.

A GIGOLO IS A CHAMELEON BECAUSE YOU HAVE

TO CHANGE AND ADAPT TO SOMETHING EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT INTO IT.

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE

THE EXPERIENCE THEY WANT AND THEY'LL GO ELSEWHERE.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TODAY. I WANT YOU TO COME BACK TOMORROW.

- OKAY. - I'VE GOT A SHOPPING LIST

OF THINGS I WANT YOU TO PICK UP.

GOD, YOUR EYES ARE JUST DEVASTATING.

QUIT BEING SO HANDSOME, YOU BITCH.

- ( sighs ) - COME ON, LET'S GO.

WOW, YOU GOT ME SO HOT.

- Steven: WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR SHIRT, BRACE? - DO YOU LIKE IT?

- I DO. - WELL, THANK YOU.

THAT'S AWFUL KIND OF YOU, STEVEN.

YEAH, IT'S THE WINE TALKING.

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS PROJECT THAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT,

UM, PUTTING TOGETHER A SUPPLEMENT LINE.

I LOVE DOING THIS JOB, BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO DO IT FOREVER.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BACK-UP PLAN.

YOU HAVE TO REINVEST IN OTHER BUSINESSES.

THIS PRODUCT, IT'S LIKE AN ANTI-AGING SUPPLEMENT.

AND IT HAS ALL THE LATEST INGREDIENTS AND IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT AGING

- OR WHATEVER-- - "BRACE FOR YOUR FACE."

- BRACE YOUR FACE. - WELL, THAT'S CLOSE, BUT...

- BRACE YOUR FACE? - ...THE MARKETING PEOPLE WILL FIGURE THAT OUT.

BOTTOM LINE IS IT'S THE REAL DEAL.

- JIMMY! - WHAT'S UP, BOYS?

- THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON. - Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- Steven: HOW WAS YOUR DATE? - Jimmy: OH, I GOT A SEAT?

- YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN? - IT'S NOT THAT MY ASS IS TOO SORE

TO SIT DOWN FROM ALL THE SLAPPING, ALTHOUGH SHE DID SLAP ME QUITE A BIT.

UM, IT'S THAT I'M WEARING...

- ( whispers ) A COCK CAGE. - A WHAT?!

- WHAT? - WHAT?

A COCK CAGE.

NOT EVERYBODY IS GOING TO UNDERSTAND

THE SERVICE THAT WE PROVIDE.

Brace: IS THAT LIKE A MALE CHASTITY BELT?

- PRETTY MUCH. - IS IT LOCKED UP?

- YES! - SHE HAS THE KEY?

- FREAK, STRAIGHT-UP FREAK. - SHE HAS THE KEY. SHE PUT A LOCK ON IT.

AND I HAVE TO HAVE THIS THING ON FOR LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW.

- ( laughing ) - A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DAYS.

- HOW MANY DAYS? - I DON'T KNOW.

- I'M GOING BACK TOMORROW. - IS SHE TAKING IT OFF TOMORROW

- OR IT'S UP TO HER? - I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO TOMORROW.

I'M KIND OF AFRAID. SHE SENT ME THIS LIST

OF STUFF THAT I HAVE TO GET

- FOR TOMORROW. - YOU HAVE TO GET?

- LIKE? - IT'S LIKE A TOY SHOPPING LIST OR SOMETHING.

- ANYBODY WANT TO GO? - WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO GO.

I THINK IT'D BE FUN, BUT I'VE GOT SOME STUFF GOING ON.

I'VE GOT A MEETING ACTUALLY WITH ONE OF THESE MAIN DISTRIBUTERS.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT GOING INTO LIKE A JOINT-VENTURE TYPE THING.

I'VE GOT A LOT RIDING ON THIS.

AND I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW DEVASTATING IT WOULD BE

TO ME IF THIS THING DOESN'T GO.

I MEAN, NOT ONLY DO I HAVE A LOT OF CASH INTO IT,

BUT IT'S MY REPUTATION TOO.

AND THINK ABOUT THIS: ALL OF OUR CLIENTS--

THINK ABOUT ALL THESE WOMEN THAT HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY,

THEY'RE TRYING TO RECAPTURE THEIR YOUTH.

WE'RE LOSING INCOME IF WE'RE NOT UPSELLING THESE WOMEN.

Vin: BRACE TALKS A LOT

AND HE PLAYS HIMSELF UP

QUITE A BIT, WHICH I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH,

BUT I HAVE YET TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT

THAT TALK IS ACTUALLY GONNA BE BACKED UP.

THE NEXT TIME YOU GUYS COME OVER, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'VE PUT TOGETHER.

- Jimmy: EXCELLENT. - ( Nick laughing ) POOR JIMMY.

- YOU NEED A LOCKSMITH, MAN. - HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT ONE?

- "UH, HEY--" - ( laughing )

"WANT ME TO GET YOUR KEYS OUT OF YOUR CAR?" "NO, I'VE GOT THIS OTHER ISSUE."

- CALL AAA? - ( giggling )

CALL AAA, YEAH.

Jimmy: I AM LOOKING FOR A COUPLE OF THINGS.

RED ROPE RESTRAINTS, A BONDAGE KIT.

WE ALSO NEED A-- BALL GAG?

- OKAY. - UH, A BLINDFOLD.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU HERE.

OKAY.

SLING AND SHACKLES. SWEET!

- CHECK THIS ONE OUT. - I LIKE THIS ONE.

LET'S GET THIS ONE.

I AGREED TO GO SEX-TOY SHOPPING WITH JIMMY.

UM, HIS CRAZY WEIRDO COCK-CAGE CLIENT

APPARENTLY GAVE HIM SOME SORT OF GROCERY LIST

OF THINGS TO GET.

- DO NOT DO THAT. - I WANTED TO.

- I KNOW, BUT IT'S KINDA WEIRD. - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

- IT'S A NATURAL REACTION. WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE? - IT'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

I'VE ONLY HAD THIS THING ON FOR A LITTLE WHILE

AND IT'S ALREADY ONE OF THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS

THAT I'VE EVER HAD ON MY BODY.

- THANKS A LOT. - GUYS, HAVE A GOOD ONE. ENJOY YOUR DAY.

THIS IS GONNA BE A CHALLENGE TO KEEP THIS THING ON.

ALL RIGHT. AHEM!

( knocks )

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NICK-KNOCK TO ME.

- GREAT GUESS. - I KNEW THAT WAS YOU KNOCKING.

- COME ON IN, COME ON IN. - WHAT'S HAPPENING, BRACE?

- GOOD, MAN, GOOD. - JUST RUN RIGHT ON IN THERE

- AND MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. - COOL PLACE, MAN.

- IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME HERE. ISN'T IT NICE? - FIRST TIME! YEAH, IT'S NICE.

Brace: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF

FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

Vin: VERY SPIRITUAL, MAN. IT'S GREAT.

COME ON UP HERE AND I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU A QUICK PRELUDE

OF WHAT MY IDEAS ARE.

I'M GOING TO CALL THIS LINE AGELESS NUTRACEUTICALS.

NUTRACEUTICALS REALLY MEANS IT'S ALMOST PHARMACEUTICAL-GRADE.

WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE-- IT'S GOING TO BE AN ANTI-AGING PILL

- SO WHAT'S IN IT? - WE GOT D.M.A.E.,

ALPHA-LIPOIC ACID,

ESTER-C, HIGH-POTENCY E.

YOU'VE GOT SUPEROXIDE DISMUTASE.

WELL, I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK ON THIS AND I KNOW FOR A FACT

IF I COULD GET THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO BACK ME, IT'D BE A HUGE SUCCESS.

I KNOW IT.

IF YOU DO ANY RESEARCH ON THIS STUFF,

YOU'LL FIND WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR CELLS.

YOU CAN LOOK BETTER LONGER.

I MEAN, I'M 100 YEARS OLD, LOOK AT ME.

I LOOK ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

I AM SOMEBODY THAT HAS JUST SPENT THEIR LIFE

BEING AWARE THAT THE AGING PROCESS IS COMING

AND THAT'S WHY I JUST DO ALL THE THINGS THAT I DO,

'CAUSE I'M TRYING TO SLOW IT DOWN. JUST SLOW IT DOWN

AND ENJOY IT WHILE I CAN.

Steven: SO WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS PLAN DO YOU GOT?

WELL, WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FIRST:

I'M TAKING IT TO A MANUFACTURER HERE IN VEGAS

AND I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT THEY WOULD CHARGE

TO MANUFACTURE IT AND SO ON AND SO FORTH-- MAYBE THEY WANT TO GET ON THE P.R.

Nick: JIMMY! YOU'RE ACTUALLY SITTING DOWN NOW.

- THE P.R. WAGON. - ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?

I TOOK MY UNDERWEAR OFF. I'M OKAY NOW.

- YEAH? YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH.

I'LL HANG OUT RIGHT HERE FOR NOW.

- NEED TO STRETCH IT OUT A LITTLE BIT? - YEAH.

- I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR LITTLE CAGE. - AIR IT OUT.

AND I'M NOT BEING WEIRD OR ANYTHING, BUT I WANT TO SEE THAT SON OF A BITCH.

- Nick: WHIP IT OUT, JIMMY. - Vin: I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT.

- I'M SCARED. - Brace: WHO CARES? YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS.

- Nick: LET'S SEE IT, JIMMY. - IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ALL OF US,

- WHO CAN YOU TRUST? - I'VE SEEN YOUR COCK. LET ME SEE IT CAGED.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES.

JIMMY, I WOULD SAY IS

MUCH MORE WILLING TO DO

THINGS THAT ARE A LITTLE OFF THE GRID.

- IT'S SO EMBARRASSING. - Brace: OH MY GOD!

- NO! - ( all yell )

- NO, HEY HEY. - OH MY GOD.

ALL RIGHT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

Jimmy: THERE'S EVEN A LITTLE THING WHERE--

- Nick: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR BALLS! - Vin: OH, BRO!

- Brace: KEEP YOUR NUTSACK WHERE IT WAS. - STOP!

- Steven: I KNOW, HE'S EXPLAINING IT AND SHIT. - WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

- OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. - I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU

A FULL LOWDOWN OF WHAT'S GOING DOWN.

- NO, PLEASE DON'T. - Vin: ZIP IT UP.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE UNDERWEAR. IT'S JUST-- IT'S TOO CONSTRICTING.

SO I JUST LET IT-- WHOOSH. LET IT FLOW.

I'LL GIVE IT UP FOR JIMMY.

GOOD WORK, JIM.

A COCK CAGE?

ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT'S SOME FUCKED-UP WHITE-PEOPLE SHIT.

BECAUSE YOU'D NEVER CATCH A BROTHER WITH A CAGE AROUND HIS DICK.

I GOTTA GET UP EARLY

- FOR A DATE TOMORROW. - Steven: ARE YOU TAKING OFF?

- A DATE? - YEAH.

- Vin: SAME...? - WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU THINK I'M GONNA SHOW UP AT SOME OTHER CLIENT'S HOUSE

WITH THIS ON?

Jimmy: A COCK CAGE KINDA FEELS LIKE

AN EAGLE IS CLUTCHING YOUR JUNK

LIKE IT'S A SALMON, YOU KNOW?

IT'S JUST ONE OF THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS EVER.

- Steven: HAVE FUN. - Vin: PEACE OUT, JIMMY.

COMING BACK FOR A SECOND DATE WITH SAMANTHA WAS NOT SOMETHING

THAT I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO...

- OH, IT'S ABOUT TIME. - HI.

COME ON IN. YOU GOT EVERYTHING I ASKED FOR?

...BUT IT'S ALL PART OF THE JOB.

JUST GOTTA SUCK IT UP AND KEEP GOING.

LET ME SEE THE STATUS OF THIS.

I DIDN'T GET AS MUCH SLEEP AS I THOUGHT I MIGHT

BECAUSE I KEPT WAKING UP WITH THESE ERECTIONS.

MM-HMM.

- I MAKE YOU NERVOUS, DON'T I? - A LITTLE BIT.

( chuckles )

AWWW.

- THAT'S GREAT. - MM-HMM.

JUST STAND THERE LIKE THAT, YOU BEEFCAKE.

- OKAY. - Samantha: CONTROLLING A MAN IN OUR SOCIETY

FEELS VERY POWERFUL BECAUSE A LOT OF TIMES

MEN ARE THE ONES THAT ARE IN CONTROL.

SO I JUST WANTED TO TAKE BACK SOME POWER.

LOOK AT THIS.

- MM-HMM. - LET'S TRY THESE OUT.

COME OVER HERE.

( Velcro rips )

- Samantha: THERE WE GO. - YEP.

- YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. - ALL RIGHT. WHY WOULD I--

- I'M NOT AS NERVOUS TODAY. - OH GOOD.

I THINK BEING LESS NERVOUS

LET'S ME BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SADISTIC.

THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

IT'S GOOD FOR ME.

I'M THINKING, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SHY GIRL

I MET YESTERDAY?"

DO YOU FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT?

- YET? - YES.

OH MY GOD. I'M VICIOUS ON YOU.

MM-HMM.

HMM.

I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.

YOU DON'T WANT THIS IN YOU, DO YOU?

NO. NOT PARTICULARLY.

I DON'T CARE. HERE IT IS.

BITE THAT.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS.

- WITH WHO? - ( chuckles ) YOU.

I'M SURE THAT MY FAMILY WOULD BE PRETTY SHOCKED

- AT SOME OF THE STUFF THAT I DO. - BAD BOY.

BUT I KNOW THAT THEY LOVE ME.

DEEP DOWN I'M A GOOD PERSON.

AND, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE SOMEHOW.

TURN AROUND.

BEND OVER. NOW!

SPREAD YOUR LEGS.

FURTHER.

OKAY, BEND OVER A LITTLE BIT MORE.

( chuckles ) THAT'S PERFECT.

YOUR ASS IS REALLY NICE.

MAKE IT NICE AND ROSY JUST LIKE I DID YOUR OTHER CHEEKS?

UM...

- NICK? HI. - YEAH.

- SAMI? NICE TO MEET YOU. - SAMI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

GOOD TO MEET YOU TOO.

SO I'M MEETING THIS NEW CLIENT NAMED SAMI.

SHE REACHED OUT TO ME LOOKING FOR A DATE.

LIKE MOST OF MY CLIENTS, SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME FOR A SOCIAL LIFE.

YOU LOOK NICE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PICTURE.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

- TO A GOOD NIGHT. - I HOPE SO.

CLIENTS SOMETIMES LIKE TO START THE DATE HAVING DINNER.

I CATER TO THEIR NEEDS. YOU GOTTA EAT WITH THEM.

YOU NEVER EAT TOO MUCH.

- YOU AHI? - MMM.

OH, THAT'S LOVELY.

I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK AND THROW UP ON HER.

( moans )

WHAT MADE ME HIRE A MALE ESCORT IS

I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME.

I WORK 80 TO 100 HOURS A WEEK. I'M ALWAYS WORKING.

NO WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL OR NONE OF THAT NONSENSE.

AND IT IS WHAT IT IS. IT'S CLEAN. IT'S EASY BREEZY.

( laughs )

Nick: ALMOST ENTIRELY AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

AS LONG AS YOU STAY OUT OF MY ASS, I'M AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

NOPE, NOT MY THING.

NOPE.

NO.

I AM POSITIVE.

ALL RIGHT, SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT INTO THAT. NOT AT ALL.

I'M NOT INTO THAT AT ALL. THAT'S NOT MY THING. I'M SORRY.

Nick: WE GET ASKED A LOT IF WE'RE GAY FOR PAY. I CAN'T.

MY PERCEPTION ON THAT HAS NEVER CHANGED. IT PROBABLY NEVER WILL.

- I DON'T TRUST YOU BACK THERE ANYMORE. - OH PLEASE.

IF YOU PULL SOMETHING OUT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS.

- OH, NOW YOU'RE PARANOID. - A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.

- NOT TRUSTING. - NO, NOT AT ALL.

HALF THESE CLIENTS THINK THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT WITH ME.

I'M NOT ALWAYS INTO THAT.

I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

Brace: TODAY I'M HEADING IN TO SHOW MY PRODUCT

TO SOME OF THE BIG HITTERS IN THE SUPPLEMENT INDUSTRY.

- HELLO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? - HEY, I'M DOING GREAT.

THIS VITAMIN STUFF, IT'S SOMETHING THAT I'VE REALLY DEDICATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO.

I MEAN, THIS IS A BIG THING FOR ME.

I MEAN, IT'S A BIG THING.

- READY? - YEAH.

- I'M DARIN. - DARIN, HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M REAL GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? - GREAT. NICE TO MEET YOU.

- COME ON IN HERE. WE'LL TALK A LITTLE BIT. - SURE.

I'VE GOT A LOT RIDING ON IT AND IT'S GOTTA GO.

I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A VERY SPECIFIC ANTI-AGING PRODUCT.

A FREE RADICAL SCAVENGER.

I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA--

A VERY GOOD IDEA TO PUT TOGETHER A PRODUCT

THAT HAS ALL THE GOOD STUFF IN IT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.

WHAT KIND OF BACKGROUND DO YOU HAVE WITH THIS STUFF

TO BE LOOKING AT THE INGREDIENTS THAT YOU'RE USING?

I WAS A BODY BUILDER FOR QUITE A FEW YEARS.

I DID MARTIAL ARTS FOR 17 YEARS.

- I'VE BEEN DOING THIS MY WHOLE LIFE, REALLY. - UH-HUH.

THIS IS JUST THROWN TOGETHER RIGHT NOW

JUST TO KIND OF GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT I WANT TO DO.

- RIGHT. - THAT'S ONE OF OUR DEALS WE'VE GOT THERE

WE PUT TOGETHER. WE PUT THIS TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW, GONNA FOLLOW THE SAME CONCEPT OF JUST USING

- YOU KNOW, THE SUPPLEMENTS. - RIGHT.

MEANING IT'S-- IT'S HIGH GRADE.

THIS IS ALL PRETTY AND EVERYTHING, BUT HAVE YOU ACTUALLY

MADE SOME PHONE CALLS TO SOME CONTRACT MANUFACTURERS

YOU KNOW, DISTRIBUTION EFFORTS?

HAVE YOU DONE ANY OF THAT KIND OF STUFF YET? PACKAGING?

WELL, TO A CERTAIN EXTENT,

BUT NOT VERY-- NOT TOO MUCH IN DEPTH.

Darin: BRACE, HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING GUY AND HE'S GOT GOOD PRESENCE.

I'M JUST NOT QUITE SURE THAT HE HAS EVERYTHING

THAT HE NEEDS TO HAVE RIGHT NOW.

MY MAIN FOCUS WHEN I STARTED AT PASSION PRODUCTS

WAS TO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT WERE LEGITIMATE AND THAT REALLY WORKED.

I DIDN'T JUST WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT WAS JUST GOING TO BE A GREAT BRAND.

SO MANY OF THE PRODUCTS IN THIS INDUSTRY ARE CRAP.

- I KNOW. - WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU?

JUST HAVING SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA SELL GREAT

OR SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY GONNA BE A GOOD PRODUCT FOR PEOPLE?

GOOD PRODUCT. I WANT SOMETHING THAT REALLY WORKS.

EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE BIGGEST PLAYER, I'M THE MOST--

YOU KNOW, WITH INTEGRITY. I CARE THE MOST.

AND THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME TOO.

DARIN WASN'T INITIALLY INTERESTED.

BECAUSE I THINK THAT HE THOUGHT I WAS JUST SOME CLOWN OFF THE STREET.

THEN AFTER WE SAT DOWN AND WE STARTED TALKING,

I THINK HE REALIZED REAL QUICK THAT I WAS SOMEBODY

THAT KNEW THE GAME.

THAT'S GREAT. I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

- NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM. - PUT IN A GOOD WORD.

Brace: THE MEETING ALSO MADE ME REALIZE

HOW MUCH MORE WORK HAS TO BE DONE TO GET THIS THING UP AND RUNNING.

- WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT A LITTLE. - OKAY.

SEE YOU, LADIES. YOU TOO.

I WON'T GIVE UP AND I'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.

AND NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES, I'M GONNA GET THIS PRODUCT OUT THERE

BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED WHAT I HAVE TO SELL

IN THIS FORMULA AND THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

( doorbell rings )

- HI. - HELLO.

- HOW IS TODAY GOING? - OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

AFTER THREE DAYS I HAD REALLY GOTTEN SICK OF THE COCK CAGE.

I HAD REALLY GOTTEN SICK

OF HAVING IT HURT ME

AND THE NON-ABILITY

TO PLEASURE MYSELF.

I KNEW YOU'D ONLY BE ABLE TO LAST ABOUT THREE DAYS.

( laughs ) I WAS HOPING FOR A WEEK,

BUT WE CAN TAKE IT OFF OF YOU HERE.

THINK I WOULD MAKE A GOOD DOMINATRIX?

I THINK YOU'D MAKE A GREAT DOMINATRIX.

- DID I SCARE YOU AT ALL? - A LITTLE BIT.

- DID I MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? - MM-HMM.

I'M REALLY SAD TO ACTUALLY DO THIS. ARE YOU SURE

- YOU DON'T WANT A COUPLE MORE DAYS? - I'M SURE.

THERE WE GO.

THERE. LET'S WATCH YOU DO THAT NOW.

( moans, sighs )

- DID THAT HURT? - A LITTLE BIT.

- GOOD. - ( groans )

GOOD JOB. YOU MADE IT.

YOU KNOW, THIS CAN GO IN THE DISHWASHER?

- OH GREAT. - ( laughs )

JUST NEXT TO ALL YOUR PLATES.

- IT WAS A PLEASURE. - THANK YOU.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

SOMETIMES WHEN A PERSON SAYS IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE

IT'S REALLY ONLY BEEN A PLEASURE FOR THE OTHER PERSON.

GREAT.

- HAVE FUN. - I WILL.

( theme music playing )

Man: SQUAWK.