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** [ Pop-Rock ]

I fell into your eyes with an inky-black splash

I fell into your eyes with a shiny black splash

My, oh, my, cherry pie what a big, big splash

Don't do that! Come on.

I ran into your heart with a brutal crash

I ran into your heart with a full-on smash

My, oh, my, cherry pie It all happened so fast

My, oh, my, cherry pie It was so, so fast

Like rain that falls without a warning

On a sunny morning

This is how we met

Like sugar in my cup of coffee

Apples dipped in toffee

This is how we met

Well, actually, I'm reading it right now.

"I shut my eyes and sank into the water, letting it caress over my face and hair"--

and walked right out the door with it."

Well, it was lovely to meet you both.

Hi!

Charming.

Quite the hero.

Aw. Are you still blocked?

** [ Rock ]

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey

What would you say?

101 Ways to Beat Writer's Block?

Beat Your Block to a Pulp?

What Would Jesus Write? Seriously?

Okay.

Okay, so what's the deal? Are you gonna stalk me until I finish my novel?

Yes, I believe that's how it works.

coming from a never-even-has-been owner of a third-rate publishing company,

I'd have to say thank you.

You were

Naturally--

Built to last a lifetime

I have a few notes.

Naturally.

Just not

The life that you live

Uh, for instance--

You don't have to make it worse

'Cause the world isn't perfect

The first page-- I don't get it. There is something so good about--

You know, like, uh--

- I am. I was up there, and it's like--

You did

You did

You were made to be loving

Not a source of bitterness and hate

And when you turn them on yourself

You make one more useless martyr

Make the best of here and now

Heaven or hell can wait

They'll wait They'll wait

Let 'em wait

When you lose your apetite for self-destruction--

I'm just gonna get the phone.

Just one second. Willie?

Hi, Janey. Hi.

So how's the trip going? Did you meet Soderbergh?

There was no meeting.

I've been stuck in the ass end of nowhere.

I miss you, Janey.

You're the best thing in my life, and...

I love you.

Janey, let's get married.

[ Acoustic Guitar Ballad ]

So many days

So many nights I cried

They're written in these words, everything I feel inside

Okay. All right.

Oh. There we go.

- He's sick. - Oh, come on. He's just taking the piss now.

He said he loves me.

Any chance of that cup of tea, doll?

Oh, he's a sweetheart.

How can I be loved

If I never give my heart?

So all along the way

Picking up the pieces

Of the past

Priscilla?

Listen, sweetheart. Get out the big pen.

totally, completely want her to be unhappy?

Of course I don't. I mean,

Oh--

It's tricky, okay? Whatever.

Ever since you tore my world

I fell apart

And rescue me

From this dream

Cause this is not another

Happy ending

Which is why Shakespeare...

never left New York again.

- Okay, um, chapter 21.

Uh, read it or... be punished.

- Yo. - He's only gone and changed the ending.

- Oh. - I just don't get all that...

worshipping your pain stuff.

Daddy issues.

I guess it's funnier from where you're standing

Cause from over here I missed the joke

Clear the way for my crash landing

I've done it again

Another number for your notes

I'd be smiling if I wasn't so desperate

I'd be patient if I had the time

I could stop and answer all of your questions

As soon as I find out

How I can move from the back of the line

I'll be your clown

Behind the glass

Go ahead and laugh

Cause it's funny

I would too, if I saw me

I'll be your clown

On your favorite channel

My life's a circus, circus

Round in circles

I'm selling out tonight

Tom, if she hasn't delivered, you have to take Pandemic Media's offer.

Mark my words, never going to happen.

Jane.

I'm sorry.

Thanks a lot.

I deserve that. I'll just go, shall I?

I'll go.

* [ Acoustic Guitar Ballad ]

Crash land

Still I can't find you

And just as things were looking up

We're stuck

Don't panic

Because I'm left without food

And just as things were heating up

I should have told you that you're good enough

Because I'm stuck here on this island

And I've lost her all over again

Nothing gets better than memories

When all you have are memories for friends

I went searching when the lights went out

Putain! Merde!

Merde!

When my flight went down

Cause I made a rope

Can I throw it out to you?

You drag me back home I deserve to be rescued

But still I have trouble with

Most days and nights

But still I have trouble with moving my life outside

Still I can't find you

And just as things were looking up

We're fucked

Don't panic

Because there's nothing here to fear

And just don't lose imagination

Or luck

Cause I made a rope

Can I throw it out to you?

You drag me back home

I deserve to be rescued

[ Jane ] It's eight miles to the nearest village.

I don't expect to see you when I wake up.

Good night.

Oh!

What the hell were you thinking? About the plant?

Okay, I do.

I mean-- I mean, I will.

I will. I meant-- Uh, uh, um--

Okay, just give it here.

** [ Ballad ]

Everywhere in the air

I feel you

With every step and every breath

I'm closer to you

When we're together

Light as a feather

I fall

Fall for you

And I fall

Fall for you

Every day, in every way

I'm floating on air

Don't wake me up Let me dream

Come take me there

So close together

Light as a feather

I fall

Fall for you

I fall

Fall for you

Oh, catch me I want to

Let myself go

Come alive with emotion

From my head to my toes

Oh, deep down inside me

I already know

When we're together

Light as a feather

I fall

Fall for you

For every kiss I reminisce

The touch of your skin

So hold me tight Don't let me go

Come take me in

So close together

Light as a feather

I fall

Fall for you

I fall

Fall for you

Catch me I wanna

Let myself go

Come alive with emotion

From my head to my toes

This is really pathetic.

Who is this?

Jimmy Miller.

There's nothing in this, is there? Hasn't even bothered to do it.