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[explosion]
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[man] Yep, that's me. Kronk.
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Wait. Where did I go?
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Right, there I am.
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Covered in cheese
like a human pizza.
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My life was fine until today.
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- But now I'm doomed. Doomed!
- Ah!
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You know, it wasn't
always like this.
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I helped save the emperor's life.
Found a rewarding career.
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- Next slide!
- [baby cooing]
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I even made
some great new friends.
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Oh! But look at me now!
Hiding out like a frightened kid
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who needs a hug
from his teddy bear.
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The little yellow one
with the button nose.
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Ah, if only I could
turn back the clock.
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Back to a time when I had
a spring in my step
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and a... smile in my heart.
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A time I like to think of as...
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... earlier that same day.
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[sniffing] Ahhh!
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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[woman] Come on!
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Mm-hmm.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Look out! Here it comes!
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* See him walkin' down the street
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* With a merry gleam in his eye
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* He's loved by everyone in this town
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* He's loved by this town
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* To look at him now you'd never know
He was once the kind of guy
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* Who tried to bring an empire down
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* An empire down
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* He lost his groove, he lost his way
When he fell in with a woman
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* Who wanted to take over the world
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* But then he did a full 1 80
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* Said vamoose to the shady lady
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* Now he'll teach your kid
to talk like a squirrel
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- Squeakity squeaken.
- Squeak, squeaken!
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* And though he spreads such joy
everywhere he goes
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* Looks like this town's fly guy
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* Will be the last to know
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* There is nothing to prove
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* Don't have to approve
the way that you move
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* Don't have to be smart
or be rich or be smooth
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* Don't have to make art
that could hang in the Louvre
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* If you just go with your heart
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- * Then you'll be true to your groove
- * True to your groove
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- * You should be true to your groove
- * True to your groove
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- * You should be true to your groove
- * True to your groove
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* Yeah, you should be true to your
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* Oh, you should be true
to your groove *
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[man] So right about now
you're probably wondering,
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" Hey, where's that emperor guy?"
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Ha-ha! Wella, wella, boom baby!
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Emperor Kuzco here,
coming at you live from the palace.
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[guards] Hail Kuzco!
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No, please, don't grovel.
I'd feel stupid.
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I'm not that kind of guy anymore.
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I'm nice now.
Didn't you see the first movie?
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Yay! A 50-foot me!
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Oh, I love that movie,
'cause it's all about me.
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But right now it's Kronk's turn
to be in the limelight.
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Let me put this as simply as I can.
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This one's his movie.
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Not my movie. His movie.
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Not mine. His, not mine.
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His. Not mine. You got it?
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Even the little ones? OK.
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I'll be back
to check on you later.
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Have some popcorn,
a little sippy-sip of your sip stuff.
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Places, please. Action!
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- [bell dings]
- [woman] Ordering!
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Waffle platter, extra butter,
two honey-glazed pill bugs
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and a chocolate sundae,
hold the cherry.
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One diet plate. Got it.
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[Kronk] Yeah, it was shaping up
to be another perfect day.
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The orders were flying, the joint
was jumping, grease was popping...
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... and everybody knew my name.
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[all] Kronk!
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[Kronk] Oh, yeah,
I was living the dream.
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Hey, Kronk!
How about some grub?
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- Pacha!
- Hey, Kronk!
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Tipo. Chaca.
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[cooing]
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[giggling]
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Put her there, Junior Chipmunks.
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N ice handshake, Chippers!
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- Mmm. Someone's been practicing.
- Oh! You're too kind.
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Pacha, you forgot
your change yesterday.
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Hey, thanks, Kronk!
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Well, what's right is right.
Otherwise...
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- It'd be wrong!
- Right.
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Boy, the place is packed.
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Yeah. Never had this many friends
when I was an evil henchman.
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And look at you now,
chef at Mudka's.
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And head delivery boy!
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[man] Delivery Boy logo by permission
of Delivery Boy Local 8675309.
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- I get my one-year pin next week.
- That calls for a celebration!
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A toast to Kronk!
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May you be this happy
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till the day you die!
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[thunder clap]
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- Ah!
- [screaming]
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[record scratching]
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[clears throat] I've come to
deliver this urgent llama gram.
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[all sighing]
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[bird] Llama gram. Thank you.
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[gasps]
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Everything OK, buddy?
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Oh! [laughing]
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Are you kidding? It's just your
run-of-the-mill urgent llama gram.
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[screams] What am I goanna do?
What am I goanna do?
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I know. I'll tunnel out of here with
a spoon, escape through the sewers
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and live as a quiet but lonely
shepherdess named Maria.
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That'll work.
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[screams] We're out of spoons!
That's it. I'm done for.
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Chin up, big guy.
I'm here for you.
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You! This is all your fault! You...
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You're the one who
got me into this mess!
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If you'd listened,
you could have had everything.
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But no. You had to listen
to Miss Goody Two-Wings.
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Mr. Goody Two-Wings.
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Yeah, big talk
coming from a guy in a dress.
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- I told you, it's a robe.
- And those are pearls.
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Fellas! You're not helping.
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Now where was l? Oh, yeah.
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Doomed!
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- What's with you?
- It's my father.
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He's... He's...
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...coming for a visit.
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[sighs] "Can't wait to meet
your wife and kids and see
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your big house on the hill.
Cordially,
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your father, Papi." So?
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So Papi said I have to have all those
things if I'm ever gonna be a success.
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And I once had them,
but I lost them!
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- So?
- I never told him that part.
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Big whoop.
T ell him the truth.
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What? T ell him the truth?
Are you nuts?
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You don't let a guy like Papi down,
or you'll get one of these.
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The Cold Shoulder,
the Frenzied Eyebrow,
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the Grimace of Doom,
the Sneer of Despair,
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the Crippling Wince of Guilt,
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the Scowl of impending Wrath,
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and worst of all,
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the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
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Total rejection.
Right, right. Mm-hmm.
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I remember it well. Too well.
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[Kronk] You see, I was always...
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... different growing up.
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[giggling]
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Squeak, squeaker, squeaken?
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[squirrels scream]
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[Kronk] Papi didn't approve.
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He said if I didn't get serious,
I'd never amount to anything.
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But nothing I ever did
was good enough for him.
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[sniffling]
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All I ever wanted
was a thumbs up
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from Papi.
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And I was so close.
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I once had
a beautiful I house on a hill.
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Papi would a loved it.
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That house was
a d ream come true.
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Are you gonna
tell me your life story,
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or are we gonna get back
to running a restaurant?
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- You're right. Priorities.
- [bubbling]
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Get comfortable.
I've got a lot to get off my chest.
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Oy! I had to ask.
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Oy! I had to ask.
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My nightmare began
on a day like any other.
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So, technically, I guess
that would be a "day mare. "
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But I digress.
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It was Lunchtime, and I was making
my usual deliveries around town.
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I always saved
the best stop for last,
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to see my dear old friends at the
Flickering Embers Home for Seniors.
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A happier group of folks
you'd never hope to meet.
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A perfect example of how
to grow old with grace and dignity.
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Does this look like a rash to you?
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Has anybody seen my teeth?
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Oy! My aching knee.
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[sighs] I sure wish there
was some way to stop getting old.
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[woman] If only they could
put youth in a bottle.
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I'd pay anything for that.
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Again with the youth potion.
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How many times do I have to
tell you : there's no such thing!
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- But if there were...
- But there's not!
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- I said "if"!
- lf, schmiff!
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OK, you two lovebirds.
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I don't have any youth potion,
but I did bring you lunch.
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- Hello, Kronk!
- Hello, Kronk!
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- Hiya, Kronk!
- Rudy!
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Gimme some stick.
What's shaking?
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- What isn't?
- [laughs] Brought your favorite:
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- puree of mystery meat.
- Oooh!
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Now that's a lunch
I can sink my teeth into.
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And to complement your meal,
prune juice.
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Ahhh!
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Drink up, everyone! Liquid gold.
[laughs]
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[man] Ugh!
How can you drink that stuff?
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Kronk says it's good for us.
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Good enough for me.
Fill her up, Kronk!
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- I guess that's everything.
- Aren't you forgetting something?
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- No, that's not it.
- Here you go, pal.
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[Rudy] From all of us.
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Oh, no, Rudy. I couldn't.
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We insist!
It's for your house fund.
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You know.
So you can afford that
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house on the hill your father
always wanted you to have.
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Oh, yeah. And then I could finally
get the big thumbs up from Papi.
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Yeah. How's that going?
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- Oh, l'll get there. Someday.
- [coin rattling]
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[woman cackling]
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How about fresh
pill bug tomorrow?
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- [man] All right!
- I'll see you all later.
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Oh, boy.
Uh, somebody lose this? Anybody?
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That's weird.
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[whooping]
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[shouting]
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Ooh! Hey!
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[Kronk] Little did I know, my life
was about to be changed forever.
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If only there'd
been some kind of warning.
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- A sign.
- [meowing]
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Anything.
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Oh, you're a feisty one.
[chuckles] Hold still now.
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- H u h?
- [echoing laughter]
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H m m...
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- [bats screeching]
- Ah h!
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Al I rig ht. Where'd you go,
you little rascal?
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Looking for... this?
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[screaming]
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[sighs]
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Hello, Kronk.
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Yzma! What are you doing here?
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I live here. Ever since
I was thrown out of the palace.
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Ah. Weird.
Never seen you around.
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Ah, but I've seen you, Kronk.
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- Oh. You look good.
- You think?
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- At least you're not a cat anymore.
- [meowing]
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- Except for that.
- Yes.
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An unfortunate side effect
of our last escapade together.
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Yeah. Good times.
243
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,674
[laughing] You drank that potion,
turned you into a cat.
244
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,515
Who would have thought?
It was a pink one like this.
245
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,986
Don't touch the pink one!
246
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,152
[stammering] It's cough medicine.
247
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:19,427
Hope you get to feeling better.
I'd love to stay and reminisce, but...
248
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,433
- I've been watching you.
- Yeah.
249
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:26,663
And I have a proposition for you.
250
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,767
Ewww!
251
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,235
A business proposition.
252
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,436
Oh. Whoo!
253
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:36,038
You see, Kronk,
l' m not the person I once was.
254
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,207
I've changed.
255
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,547
I've turned myself around
256
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:43,384
and devoted myself to hel...
[stammering]
257
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,947
..." helping others." [chuckles]
258
00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,554
Oh, well, that's some turnaround.
259
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,721
I want to help those old geez...
260
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,732
I mean, your friends out there.
261
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,567
Wouldn't you do anything
to ease their suffering, Kronk?
262
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:03,233
- Of course I would, Yzma.
- Good. Then follow me!
263
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,541
Pull the lever!
264
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,477
Uh... This lever?
265
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,640
- I worked out the bugs.
- Just checking.
266
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:16,686
Whoo! [laughing] Huh?
267
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,459
Wait for it.
268
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:24,194
[screaming]
269
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,729
This is even better
than your last one! Whoo!
270
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,501
Welcome to my new secret lab.
271
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,574
- Souvenir photo?
- Rats! My eyes are closed.
272
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,406
[Yzma] Follow me!
273
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,172
[Kronk] Whoa! Looks like
someone's been busy.
274
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,807
[Yzma] I've finally done it.
275
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,853
I've created the elixir of life.
276
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,184
The answer to everyone's prayers.
277
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,723
Behold!
278
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,452
The fountain of youth in a bottle!
279
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,255
[thunder crashing]
280
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,122
- Regular and diet.
- Huh. What do you call this?
281
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,532
Yzma's Young and Beautiful!
282
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,194
Heh. Catchy.
283
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,262
And now that you're here,
284
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:12,106
I finally have the one person
who can make my plan a success!
285
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,077
And that person would be...?
286
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,239
- You.
- Me! I knew that.
287
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,011
Wait. Why me?
288
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,711
Because l' m not
exactly what you call
289
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,617
a " people person."
290
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,815
And everyone trusts you.
291
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,723
Those old people will buy
anything you tell them to.
292
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,489
So you want me
to sell this to them?
293
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:34,464
What do you say, Kronk?
Help me to help you to help them?
294
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,263
I can't take money from them.
It wouldn't be right.
295
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,395
Oh, too bad.
296
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:43,032
Now I guess you'll never get
that great big house on a hill
297
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:47,067
and the big thumbs up from Papi.
298
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,511
Papi?
299
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,911
Bingo.
300
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,250
Whoa!
301
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:56,313
* He wants to come on
up to your house
302
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,890
* Have some supper
303
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,155
What will you serve it on, Kronk?
Plastic Tupper?
304
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:07,062
* You don't even own a fixer-upper
305
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,327
* Help me to help you to help him
306
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,062
Hel p you to help me to hel p who?
307
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,900
- I need gold, Kronk!
- [record scratches]
308
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,601
[laughs] I mean, you need gold.
309
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,666
* So sign your name
310
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,041
* On this line
311
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,374
* A void disaster
312
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,644
"You'll achieve a beautiful
connection with your father."
313
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,345
* Just faster
Win Papi's love
314
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,411
* With that pile of plaster
315
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,582
* Help me to help you to help him
316
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,148
* And then you'll hear him say
317
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,818
* Hey, hey, hey
318
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:37,885
* I'm milking the Milky Way
319
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,261
* I'm loving this lovely day
320
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,390
* And I
321
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,094
* Feel like a million
322
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,692
* Wow zee wow
323
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,795
* This cat is back, and how
324
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:51,775
* I'm taking my big-time bow
when I feel like a million
325
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,368
* A million, a million
326
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,778
* A million
327
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,808
[purring]
Yes! Now, sell, sell, sell!
328
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:00,953
[Kronk] Whoa!
329
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,682
[Kronk] Whoa!
330
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,746
Step rig ht u p.
331
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,315
It's finally arrived. The cure
for everything that ails you.
332
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,327
Yzma's Young and Beautiful!
333
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,998
[crickets chirping]
334
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,762
Ugh. It's a, uh, youth potion.
335
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:17,961
[all] Ohhh!
336
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,561
- Here you go.
- [man] Kronk!
337
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,196
Does this stuff really work?
338
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,703
Does this stuff really work?
339
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,369
Of course it does, you idiot!
340
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,003
Of course it does, you idiot!
341
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,877
[gasping]
342
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,142
Good enough for me!
343
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,513
Drink up, everyone!
344
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,313
Liquid gold.
345
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,459
Oh. Look at my range of motion!
346
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,359
My elbow doesn't creak!
347
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,660
I'm melting away the pounds!
348
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,030
Hair! I've got hair!
349
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,695
By golly, this stuff really works!
350
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,279
* Hey, hey, hey
351
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,077
* I'm milking the Milky Way
352
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,154
* I'm loving this lovely day
353
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,522
* And I feel like a million
354
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,992
* Wow zee wow
355
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,188
* This cat is back, and how
356
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:23,496
* I'm taking my big-time bow
and I feel like a million
357
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:28,268
* Feel like a million
in a million ways
358
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,274
* Feel like a million
359
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,173
* Feel like a million
360
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,838
* Feel like a million *
361
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,608
Look out, old Yzma' s back!
362
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,157
Well, that worked. [cackling]
363
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,651
Suckers!
364
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,325
It's like a dream come true.
365
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:57,027
I put slime in a bottle,
call it a youth potion
366
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,831
and they can't get enough.
367
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,168
I'll be rich!
368
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,232
I'll be on top of the world! Again!
369
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,937
- [cackling]
- [thunder crashing]
370
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,537
[Kuzco laughing] Shut up!
371
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,982
Whoo!
Could she be crazier? Cuckoo!
372
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,542
You see what's going on here,
don't you, folks?
373
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,454
Here's a hint. You got sewer slime,
fancy packaging,
374
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,982
crazy laugh like a demon from
the bowels of the earth. It's a scam!
375
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,325
Her potion's a fake!
She's selling snake oil, people!
376
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,659
Wake up!
377
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,723
Oh, you saw it already, huh?
378
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,236
Well, smarty,
I bet you didn't see this!
379
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:38,732
Oh! Yikes! That's gonna
haunt me in my nightmares.
380
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,937
Can we just move on, please?
381
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,245
Guy in the booth!
382
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,516
Now!
383
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,024
- [horn honking]
- Big load of happy coming through.
384
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,224
Doesn't get better than this, does it?
385
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:05,236
I'm making tons of cash
for my house fund.
386
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,864
Now if only I could find
a house on a hill.
387
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,670
Kronk, heard you were looking
for a house on a hill.
388
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,802
- You heard right.
- We need money for more potion.
389
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,178
- Oh, yeah?
- So we're selling the senior home.
390
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,547
Good luck with that.
[humming]
391
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,008
How much?
392
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,282
Sold! Look, everyone!
393
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,087
- I sold the house!
- [old people] Hooray!
394
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,491
OK. Take care. Bye-bye.
[whistles]
395
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,091
Oh, yeah.
It's all coming together.
396
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:46,676
[Kronk] Dear Papi, remember how you
never thought I'd amount to anything?
397
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,111
- Well, I got news for you.
- [squeaking]
398
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,705
Good news!
399
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:54,946
I finally got that big house on a hill
you always wanted me to have.
400
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,146
It's really great.
401
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:59,122
You're gonna love it.
It's got all the amenities.
402
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,351
Swimming pool,
403
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,454
golf course...
404
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,260
The windmill's a killer.
405
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,060
And my favorite part of all...
406
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,896
- [trai n wh istle blows]
- Whoo!
407
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:13,529
Pancake Junction! [chuckling]
408
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,733
I even built a cozy little
guest wing just for you.
409
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:21,438
Yep. Just a big, serious house
for a big, serious guy.
410
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,482
Like me. That's who I am.
Marge, you getting all this?
411
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,380
- Tina.
- Rig ht. Sorry.
412
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,181
Anyway, Papi,
don't just take my word for it.
413
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:30,778
Come see for yourself.
414
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,086
I know you're
gonna be so proud of your...
415
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:34,650
... little Kronker.
416
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,091
- Mr. Kronk?
- Yes, Tina?
417
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,560
- Marge.
- Right.
418
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,620
Wait. What?
419
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,997
- A Mr. Rudy is here to see you.
- Rudy? Rudy who?
420
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,265
Hey, Kronk!
421
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,395
[gasping]
422
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,063
Oh, that Rudy.
423
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,506
[laughing] Long time no see!
424
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,541
Rudy! What happened to you?
425
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,841
You're, uh, not wearing any...
426
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,313
-...clothes.
- Oh, that.
427
00:21:57,382 --> 00:22:00,283
I sold my clothes to buy
more of Yzma's youth potion.
428
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,546
You sold your clothes?
429
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,748
I sold everything.
We even sold the senior home.
430
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,121
- You sold your home?
- Yeah. To you.
431
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:08,454
Oh. Yeah.
432
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:12,019
- [sighs] We're flat broke.
- That's awful.
433
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:15,362
I know. I can't afford
any more youth potion.
434
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,995
Think you can do anything
to help out an old friend?
435
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,368
Oh.
436
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:23,070
How about if I spot you a bottle?
437
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,041
[imitating Gollum] My precious!
438
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:29,547
Kronk just wants to keep it.
We must not let him. No!
439
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:33,209
Something's just not right here.
440
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,220
Figure that out
on your own, genius?
441
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,915
Yeah, sure did.
442
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:40,890
- Figured what out?
- [groans] OK.
443
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,755
Uh...
444
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,959
Take a look at your pal, Rudy.
445
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,623
This is before.
446
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:49,829
This is after.
447
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:53,894
Before. After.
You see any difference?
448
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:58,375
Hmm. Can I see "before" again?
449
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,779
Well, I give up.
They look exactly the same.
450
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,784
He looks exactly the same,
so the potion is worthless,
451
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:11,448
and Yzma's a crook, and it's all
my fault because I helped her do it.
452
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,788
What's the problem?
Look at him. He's happy.
453
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,794
[slurping, snorting]
454
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,190
Eh, fine. You win.
455
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:24,100
Oh, yeah.
456
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,336
- [whimpering]
- Rudy?
457
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:37,514
Yzma's youth potion is a fake.
458
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:42,451
- She cheated you.
- Oh?
459
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:55,022
And... I cheated you too.
460
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,002
Oh...
461
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,535
I'm sorry.
462
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,882
I guess we better
go tell the others.
463
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,552
[gasps] The others!
I almost forgot!
464
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,425
They're about
to elect Yzma emperor!
465
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,590
I never knew that was
an elective office.
466
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:32,831
- [crowd] Yzma for emperor!
- Thank you, thank you!
467
00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,873
I'd like to thank
all the little people,
468
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,340
but what do they matter?
469
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:40,537
- What matters is me, me, me!
- [cheering]
470
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:41,772
[Yzma cackling]
471
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,213
And when you elect me
as your new emperor,
472
00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:46,682
I'm going to be
on top of the world!
473
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,427
- [Kronk] Stop this charade!
- Yzma's youth potion is a fake!
474
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,918
- [Kronk] Stop this charade!
- Yzma's youth potion is a fake!
475
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,429
[all gasping]
476
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,661
Kronk? What are you doing?
477
00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:05,760
- I want you all to look at Rudy...
- Uh!
478
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,100
...and tell me what you see.
479
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,609
Whoo! That is one
hot hunk of man!
480
00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:16,277
He's in his golden years.
481
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,545
Not getting any younger.
Chronologically challenged.
482
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,245
I got wrinkles,
483
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,446
bunions, ear hair!
484
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,547
I'm still old!
485
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:28,752
Hey, he's right.
I'm still old too.
486
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:32,157
Me too! And Hildy looks like...
487
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,788
Uh-uh-uh. Don't even!
488
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,560
[all] Yzma's a crook!
489
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,626
- [man 1 ] Yzma's a witch!
- Would you excuse me a moment?
490
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,564
[man 2] Get her!
491
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,505
[man 3] She's getting away!
492
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,472
Come on, fellas!
493
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,036
Hit it, girls!
494
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,386
- [yelling]
- [bleating]
495
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:05,788
[grunting]
496
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,994
[screaming]
497
00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:13,360
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yippee!
498
00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:35,882
- [Rudy] There she is!
- [man 1 ] She's a liar!
499
00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,986
- [man 2] Get her!
- [woman] Stop her!
500
00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:41,191
- Don't let her get away!
- Shame on you!
501
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,632
[Rudy] Got you!
502
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,166
Back off, or I'll jump!
503
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,435
[snapping]
504
00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:53,306
Wait! That can't be right.
505
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,541
Whoo! OK. Why don't we all
just take a step back?
506
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,242
Not you, Yzma.
507
00:26:58,316 --> 00:26:59,408
[growling]
508
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,315
She stole everything we have!
509
00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:05,083
Yeah, we didn't chase her
all the way down here for nothing!
510
00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:07,916
Nice moves back there, Hildy.
511
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:11,861
Oh! What about you?
Pouncing like a wildcat.
512
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:12,919
[growling]
513
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,398
Hey, I just realized something.
514
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,095
We chased Yzma
all the way down here.
515
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,932
Didn't I just cover that?
516
00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:24,738
Don't you see? We're busting moves
like a bunch of teenagers!
517
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,003
[all] Ooh!
518
00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,874
So, what you're saying is,
519
00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:32,076
even though the potion was fake,
we're only as old as we feel.
520
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:36,018
It's like you should thank Yzma
for robbing you of every last cent.
521
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:38,721
Wait. That can't be right.
522
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,384
- Let's get her!
- Stand back!
523
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:42,687
Don't make me use this!
524
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,126
[all] Ooh!
525
00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,026
Your cough medicine?
526
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:49,191
No! My most fiendishly
diabolical potion ever!
527
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:53,226
When I drink this, you won't
be able to lay a finger on me!
528
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:55,363
[cackling]
529
00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:01,741
- [choking]
- Get her!
530
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,212
- How cute!
- Cutie pie!
531
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,187
See? I told you so.
532
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,750
[bird caws]
533
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,425
That's weird.
534
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,658
Let's all reflect on these lessons
on our way home tonight.
535
00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:23,565
Well, everyone, back to the alley.
536
00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,967
- You're living in an alley?
- Well, sure.
537
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,267
We sold our house to you.
538
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,740
I got dibs on the cardboard box!
539
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,278
[man] Come on!
You had the box last night.
540
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,146
It's my turn.
541
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,276
This is awful. I've got to
find them a place to live.
542
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:41,580
But where can I find a gigantic house
with 30 extra bedrooms?
543
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,451
Where?
Think, think, think!
544
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:48,552
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Too much salt in my spinach puffs?
545
00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:50,321
Oh, no! Your house!
546
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,726
Right!
547
00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:54,629
Whoa, Nelly!
Let's not overreact.
548
00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:56,530
You wanna lose your dream house?
549
00:28:56,601 --> 00:29:00,162
That's gonna get us
the big thumbs up from Papi.
550
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,638
If I lose the house,
I'll let Papi down.
551
00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:04,197
I can't let Papi down.
552
00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:06,334
But you tricked Rudy
out of that house!
553
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,039
Oh, my! It's true!
I took away Rudy's home!
554
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,548
Hey! You got that house
fair and square!
555
00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,607
Yeah, but he cheated
his best friend!
556
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:15,175
No, he didn't!
557
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,688
Yes, I did.
558
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,021
[coughing]
559
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,085
I gotta do the right thing.
560
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:27,221
[Kronk] Rudy!
561
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,129
Let's talk real estate.
562
00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:32,761
[laughing, shouting]
563
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,008
Looking jiggy, Burt!
564
00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:45,015
Feeling jiggy, Kronk!
565
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:54,019
- [train whistle blows]
- All aboard for Pancake Junction!
566
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:58,189
Tina! Marge! You'll be OK.
567
00:29:58,263 --> 00:29:59,992
I'll help you land on your feet.
568
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,224
Don't worry about us.
569
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,961
We've been contacted
by a team of headhunters.
570
00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:05,935
[jungle animal sounds]
571
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,605
- But what's going to happen to you?
- Yes. You're giving up everything.
572
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,735
No worries. I may be
giving up everything,
573
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,905
but it was the right thing to do.
574
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,074
So when you think of our
brief time together here,
575
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,482
don't cry for me,
Marge and Tina.
576
00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:25,779
You didn't!
577
00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:29,520
[sighs] Afraid so.
[sobbing]
578
00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:32,290
Oy. Enough with the pity party.
You did good.
579
00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:34,593
End of story. Back to work.
580
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,100
Yeah, but doing good
cost me my dream house.
581
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,363
- And then...
- Don't tell me.
582
00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:40,961
It cost me my girl.
583
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,563
I said don't tell me.
584
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,939
These oven mitts were
the last thing she touched,
585
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,944
other than my fragile heart...
586
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,001
- [sobbing]
- Oy.
587
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,105
...before she walked
out of my life.
588
00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:54,308
Roll film!
589
00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,410
- [rock music plays]
- Ah!
590
00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,455
- [music dies down]
- Wrong movie.
591
00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,959
[children] * All hail
to Camp Chippamunka
592
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,222
* We proudly pledge
our troth to thee
593
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:06,558
[girl] What's a troth?
594
00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:08,997
[Kronk] It all happened
at Camp Chippamunka.
595
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,535
* And greet our leaders cheerfully
596
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:12,763
Yeah, rig ht!
597
00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,601
[Kronk] We were there
for the Chipmunk Challenge.
598
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:19,473
We won Troop of the Year
two years running, going for three.
599
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,342
* C-H-I-P-P-amunka can't you see
600
00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:25,348
* You are the acorn of my eye *
601
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,440
OK, Chippers!
602
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,008
- First, we gotta pitch the tents.
- Y ay!
603
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:34,155
And then we' I l review
some basic cam ping terminology.
604
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,750
[squirrel squeaking]
605
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,659
Hey, Bucky. Uh-huh.
606
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,630
Uh-huh. Squeakity-squeak.
607
00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:43,963
There's a new troop leader
named Birdwell...
608
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,765
...who wants to take away
our... [gasps] trophy!
609
00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:51,039
[Tipo] Look at them.
They're really snot and polish.
610
00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:54,010
Yeah. It's "spit and polish."
611
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,136
- Snot.
- Spit.
612
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,578
- Snot!
- Spit!
613
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:59,776
Whoa. Easy, kids. Spit, snot,
same general neighborhood.
614
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:03,651
And don't worry about
this Birdwell guy, whoever he is.
615
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:06,554
The important thing here
is that there are no losers.
616
00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:09,024
But you always win.
Right, Kronk?
617
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,424
We always win.
618
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:13,658
But winning's not
what really counts.
619
00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,130
Remember our motto.
620
00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,360
[all] "Keep the focus on fun! "
621
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,369
[whistles blow]
622
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,770
Two shorts and a long.
The Aquatic Games are about to begin!
623
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,637
You know what that means, Tipo?
624
00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:25,835
Right.
625
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:29,437
[all] Last one in's a rotten egg!
[laughing]
626
00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:31,914
[woman repeating]
Hup, hup, hup, hup....
627
00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,550
Halt! Left face!
628
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,350
- [boy] Troop leader?
- Yes, Junior Chipmunk?
629
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,118
Permission to speak.
630
00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:41,283
Granted.
631
00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:44,351
Yoli's afraid of the water again.
632
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:51,090
It's not me! It's Mrs. Queetzo.
633
00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:53,967
Oh, gosh. Well,
we can't have that, can we?
634
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,903
Now, uh, um, give me the doll.
635
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,239
Yes. I'll have to have
a word with her. Now...
636
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,242
See here, Mrs. Queetzo.
637
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:06,147
Uh, Yoli is a top-notch swimmer,
638
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,777
and she's very, very brave.
639
00:33:08,853 --> 00:33:11,378
So steady as you go, Chipper.
640
00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:14,186
You're in excellent hands.
641
00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,158
Yes. Mm-hmm.
642
00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:20,061
Oh, super-duper!
That's more like it.
643
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:21,462
What did she say?
644
00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,625
She's going to be just tickety-boo.
645
00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,100
Very well then.
646
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,467
And off you go.
647
00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,836
Hup, hup, hup, hup...
648
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:33,967
Let the aquatic competition begin!
649
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,110
[children] Yeah!
650
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,845
[boy] This is gonna be fun!
651
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:48,149
[girl] Hurry up!
652
00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:54,323
[children] Cannonball! Cannonball!
653
00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:01,998
Oh, I'm so proud
of my little Chippers.
654
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,798
Oh, dear. Are you all right?
655
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:04,976
[mumbling]
656
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,967
[mumbling]
657
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,513
Oh, you're a troop leader.
658
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:12,208
Are you hurt?
Can you speak?
659
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:16,175
Blink if you can hear me.
660
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:20,054
[Kronk] She was a vision. Feet
like a pair of landlocked tugboats.
661
00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,149
Knees like brass doorknobs.
662
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,889
Elbows so rough they could take
the grain right off a two-by-four.
663
00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:27,521
And her eyes.
664
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:30,032
They say the eyes
are the window to the soul.
665
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:33,195
Hers were more like
steel-reinforced security doors
666
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:35,865
with a combination
I just had to crack.
667
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,601
No doubt about it.
668
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:42,040
She was the kind a girl
you'd want to bring home to Papi.
669
00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:01,126
Wow! The Chipmunk Handshake
of Fellowship, Level Seven.
670
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:05,397
A level attainable only by the
most dedicated of troop leaders.
671
00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:06,528
You're good.
672
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,128
Well, you're better.
673
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,366
You're sensational.
674
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,340
You're dazzling.
675
00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,570
- l' m Kronk.
- l' m Birdwell.
676
00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,737
[gasping]
677
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:18,247
- You're Birdwell?
- Yes.
678
00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,877
- But you're a girl!
- [children] Cannonball!
679
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,556
[children] Ahhh!
680
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:32,496
[coughing]
681
00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,928
- Awesome!
- Phat wave, dude!
682
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,399
Nice form, Chippers.
683
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:39,698
What do you think you're doing?!
684
00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:41,397
Uh... Cannonball?
685
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,734
[all] Duh!
686
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,637
[gasps] Look at poor Mrs. Queetzo!
687
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:49,179
She's all... all...
688
00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,004
...wet!
689
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,644
Well, it is a, uh...
swimming competition.
690
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,382
Oh, it's all about
the competition with you?
691
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,287
Yeah. Wait. What?
692
00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:02,223
No matter what it does
to the tinies?
693
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:06,696
Hey, I always put my, uh...
tinies first.
694
00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:09,961
Ha-ha! Obsessed
with being first. I knew it!
695
00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,060
Fortunately, there are rules
about this sort of thing.
696
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:15,902
- What sort of thing?
- Ahem!
697
00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:19,739
Rule 4. 7, paragraph A,
subsection 2, revised :
698
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:22,335
"Troops shall compete
in alphabetical order.
699
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,278
B before K, except after May,
700
00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:27,784
or when sounding like A
as in' neighbor' or' weigh'."
701
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,685
- Says who?
- Says the Official Chipmunk Rulebook.
702
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:31,744
No way!
703
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:34,649
[all] Way!
704
00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:37,626
Troop Kronk is disqualified!
705
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,629
[gasping]
706
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:43,189
The aquatic competition
goes to Troop Birdwell!
707
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,064
[cheering]
708
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,501
Hey! That's not fair!
709
00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:49,472
You ruined the aquatic event
for my poppets.
710
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,770
But now you've
ruined it for my, uh...
711
00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:53,833
- Poppets.
-... poppets! I knew that!
712
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,243
You should've
thought of that sooner.
713
00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:58,714
Come along, Chippers!
Toodle pip!
714
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,878
[Kronk] Why is this happening?
715
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,618
I-I-I just don't understand.
716
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:09,819
It just doesn't make any sense.
717
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,727
Was it loop over,
loop under and pull,
718
00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:14,890
or loop under,
loop over and pull?
719
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,261
Tipo? You OK, little pal?
720
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,667
We're gonna lose the trophy
because of her.
721
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,034
[children] Yeah!
722
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:26,665
Now, now. Let's, uh...
keep the focus on fun.
723
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:30,043
- What about her?
- She disqualified us!
724
00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:33,743
Yeah, and you're the best
troop leader ever, Kronk.
725
00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,809
She can't do that to you.
726
00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:38,121
Can she?
727
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:42,457
Just who does she think she is?
728
00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:44,517
[Birdwell] Just who
does he think he is?
729
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,153
[sneezes]
730
00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:49,631
Poor Yoli.
You'll catch your death of cold.
731
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:52,226
And then he tries to act all innocent.
732
00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:55,739
Thinks he can charm me
with those rippling muscles
733
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:58,206
and that... that... crooked smile
734
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,643
and those deep, deep
735
00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:04,374
- sensitive eyes.
- [Yoli sneezes]
736
00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:10,984
No! He can't do this
to my little Chippers.
737
00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:13,182
She can't do this
to my little Chippers.
738
00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:15,418
- Yeah!
- That's it. Oh, that's it.
739
00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:19,190
The gloves are coming off.
We're going mano a womano.
740
00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:21,857
[both] Let the games begin!
741
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:24,867
- [playing bugle]
- [screeches]
742
00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:31,869
[Tipo grunting]
743
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:44,220
[straining]
744
00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,188
[grunts]
745
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,994
[gasps]
746
00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:09,243
[Birdwell] Stroke! Stroke!
747
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,457
[Kronk] So. It all
comes down to one event.
748
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,496
[Birdwell] The Chipmunk Cheer-Off!
749
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,828
[both] There's only one thing to do.
750
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:31,561
Practice, practice, practice!
751
00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:35,969
Do whatever it takes to win!
Here's how we're gonna do it!
752
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,373
We're gonna hit them hard.
Come at them with everything we got.
753
00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:41,604
Get out there
and give a 110 percent!
754
00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:44,147
Whatever happened to
" keep the focus on fun"?
755
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:48,511
We can't let him down. We just
gotta win that trophy for Kronk!
756
00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,179
You know what I'd do? Cheat.
757
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:54,747
[gasps] What am I hearing?
You can't do that!
758
00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:56,850
- Nah-nah-nah-nah.
- Stop it!
759
00:39:56,927 --> 00:40:00,522
Ha-ha! Crybaby, crybaby,
stick your head in pie, baby!
760
00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:02,589
Make him stop! Make him...
761
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:07,002
Hey! Kronk said,
"Do whatever it takes to win."
762
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,335
Right.
763
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,974
Whatever it takes.
764
00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:15,534
Chin up, Chipmunks!
Victory is ours!
765
00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:19,379
Soon as we practice our routine
ten times through without a mistake.
766
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:21,213
[groaning]
767
00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:26,450
Uh-uh-uh! Spirit smiles!
I want to see spirit smiles!
768
00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:29,251
Yes. That's more like it!
769
00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:30,793
Peppy and poised!
770
00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:34,490
Remember, don't think of your
opponents as a rival troop.
771
00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:36,726
- Think of them as...
-...the enemy!
772
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:38,234
Layout. Very good.
773
00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:40,133
This is no ordinary cheer-off.
774
00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,138
- Basket toss. Higher!
- [girl screams]
775
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,868
This is a test
of everything we stand for!
776
00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:48,969
- The culmination of all of our efforts!
- You call that a backflip?
777
00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:52,982
[both] By this time tomorrow,
the trophy will be ours!
778
00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:54,415
Right, Chipmunks?
779
00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:56,646
[snoring]
780
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,709
Chipmunks?
781
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,655
Oh, man! This really stinks.
782
00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:01,713
Yeah.
783
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,487
[girl] I want to go swimming.
784
00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,392
[boy] I want to have some fun.
785
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,488
I want to go home.
786
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,762
- [sighs]
- [squeaking]
787
00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,565
This is all her fault.
788
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:16,105
This is all his fault.
789
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:20,269
Well, if there's one sure-fire way
to cheer up a Chipmunk...
790
00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:21,675
...it's raisin bread.
791
00:41:21,745 --> 00:41:23,406
OK, flour.
792
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,745
Sugar, raisins, yeast.
793
00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:27,743
[gasps] I'm out of eggs!
794
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,514
[Birdwell groaning]
795
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:42,229
Look at her. She's upset.
796
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:44,358
T ake that, you...
797
00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:47,529
You, you, you, you...
Take that!
798
00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:50,574
"Upset"? She's beating me in effigy.
799
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:55,135
[angel Kronk] But her soul yearns for
the soothing salve of human kindness.
800
00:41:55,212 --> 00:41:57,772
Go to her. Go.
801
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,150
Hey, look.
Aren't those your eggs?
802
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:06,587
[Kronk] "Kronk's. Property of Kronk.
Do not touch, except for Kronk."
803
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,818
Hey! What are you
doing with my eggs?
804
00:42:10,227 --> 00:42:12,889
What are you doing
with my raisins, sir?
805
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,454
- These aren't yours.
- " Birdwell's raisins.
806
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:19,299
Property of Birdwell.
Do not touch except for Birdwell."
807
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,395
Huh. You think
I would have seen that.
808
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,965
- I need those raisins.
- I need them more.
809
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,671
- You're ruining this.
- You're wrecking it.
810
00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:31,214
- You disqualified us!
- You tried to drown us!
811
00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:33,876
- This is all your fault.
- This is all your fault!
812
00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,248
- Is not.
- Is too!
813
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:36,650
- You twit!
- Give.
814
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,347
- You give!
- You!
815
00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:49,494
[sobbing]
816
00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:05,343
[both sigh]
817
00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:11,314
So, uh... your kids
are really unhappy, huh?
818
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,987
Rock-bottom, actually.
819
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,525
[sighs]
I'm the worst troop leader ever.
820
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,859
I'm the worst troop leader ever.
821
00:43:27,738 --> 00:43:30,832
- How did we go wrong?
- I just became so competitive.
822
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,399
Yes, but l' m even
more competitive than you.
823
00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,808
You mean like that?
824
00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:39,847
Hey, I like it when you laugh.
825
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:42,052
I've got a proposition.
826
00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:43,280
I've got a proposition.
827
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,413
- My eggs, your raisins.
- Oh!
828
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:48,185
We could bake
beautiful bread together.
829
00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:50,453
Get out your oven mitts.
830
00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:52,586
Things are about to get...
831
00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:54,422
... hot.
832
00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,160
[* Earth, Wind & Fire :
Let's Groove]
833
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:33,633
[yelling]
834
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,646
I'm queen of the world!
835
00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:35,860
[bell dings]
836
00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:46,967
Come on.
Throw caution to the wind.
837
00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:50,013
I can't. You'll laugh at me.
838
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,843
Don't you trust me?
839
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,780
I do trust you.
840
00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:04,688
Whoa! It's like a whole new you.
841
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,286
Really?
842
00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:07,625
Uh-huh.
843
00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:11,327
I think this has been
the best night of my whole life.
844
00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:13,335
Me too.
845
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:15,997
Good night, Kronky-poo.
846
00:46:16,073 --> 00:46:19,372
Good night, Miss... Birdy-poo.
847
00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:27,375
- [crashing]
- [grunting]
848
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,083
Kronky-poo?
849
00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:34,818
[Kronk] I'm OK! I'm fine!
850
00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:44,061
[Kronk] Dear Papi,
851
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:48,070
remember how I've never
been able to meet the right girl?
852
00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:50,402
Uh, any girl?
853
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,875
Well, I finally found
the woman of my dreams.
854
00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:56,412
She's everything
you could want in a woman...
855
00:46:57,181 --> 00:46:58,443
... and more.
856
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:03,044
Don't get too excited.
We'll take it nice and slow at first.
857
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,109
[all] Mazeltov!
858
00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:06,179
[Kronk] We'll marry
in a fancy ceremony
859
00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:08,247
and have lots of kids.
Love, Kronk.
860
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:17,125
[sighs] Perfect!
861
00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:19,669
[Kuzco sobbing]
862
00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:24,100
He found his one true love!
863
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:26,506
That is so beautiful!
864
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:33,816
Can I have a moment, please?
Turn away.
865
00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:40,882
OK. OK. All better.
866
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:44,121
Go, go, go. Go back to the funny.
I'm bringing you down.
867
00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:49,994
[children] *... loyal, brave
and courteous
868
00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:54,766
* And greet our leaders cheerfully...
869
00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:56,135
[all yawning]
870
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:59,300
- Good morning, Chippers!
- We've got a surprise for you.
871
00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:04,240
Raisin bread!
872
00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:08,311
The one sure-fire way
to cheer up a Chipmunk!
873
00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:11,977
Gotta tell you,
Chippers, l' m, u h...
874
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,421
... not proud of how
I've been acting lately.
875
00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:16,322
Neither am l, Kronky-poo.
876
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:19,385
- [all] Huh?
- " Kronky-poo"?
877
00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:24,264
So we're here to declare that
the feud between us is officially over.
878
00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:26,063
That means no more hostility...
879
00:48:26,203 --> 00:48:28,694
-...quarreling..
-...one-upmanship...
880
00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:30,535
We're doing it again, aren't we?
881
00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:33,075
They're finishing
each other's sentences.
882
00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:35,134
Yeah, it's creepy.
883
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:38,377
[sighs] But nice creepy.
884
00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:41,975
The competition between our
troops has gotten out of hand.
885
00:48:42,052 --> 00:48:44,680
Which brings us to
this afternoon's final event.
886
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,350
- The Chipmunk Cheer-Off.
- You're not canceling the cheer-off?
887
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:51,724
Yeah. We've been working
on our routines all year!
888
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:54,389
Very well,
but only on one condition.
889
00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:56,659
From now on,
we want you to play fair...
890
00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:58,166
Be good sports...
891
00:48:58,235 --> 00:48:59,862
[both]...and...
892
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,531
[all] Keep the focus on fun!
893
00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:04,798
[both] l' m so proud of them.
894
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,342
Hey, where's Tipo?
895
00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:09,311
[chuckling] Kronk is gonna love this.
896
00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:12,507
Scrape out these seed pods,
mash them into itching powder,
897
00:49:12,582 --> 00:49:15,517
sneak the powder into
their chalk at the cheer-off,
898
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:19,316
and they'll be completely humiliated
while we achieve total domination!
899
00:49:19,389 --> 00:49:21,823
[laughing maniacally]
900
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:22,059
[fanfare]
901
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:26,018
[fanfare]
902
00:49:27,764 --> 00:49:28,958
Everybody ready?
903
00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:30,533
- Megaphones?
- Check!
904
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,931
- Pom-poms?
- Check!
905
00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,333
- Team spirit?
- Go, team!
906
00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:35,166
Go, team!
907
00:49:35,238 --> 00:49:38,799
Chaca, there is no " l" in "team."
908
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,935
But there's a "U" in "euphoric."
909
00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:44,105
And there's a "me" in, uh...
910
00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:46,238
..." mediocre."
911
00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:50,346
I got you something.
912
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:51,751
For me?
913
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,983
I know this is all really new.
914
00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:57,522
And I hope you won't think
that I'm moving too fast,
915
00:49:57,594 --> 00:50:01,223
but there comes a time when
a man's gotta say how he feels.
916
00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,102
Oh, Kronk.
917
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,934
Monogrammed oven mitts.
918
00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:12,732
Oh, just my size.
919
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,371
Good luck, Kronky-poo.
920
00:50:19,449 --> 00:50:22,850
- [fanfare]
- Thanks, Miss Birdy-poo.
921
00:50:26,823 --> 00:50:29,121
Y o, crowd, let's get loud!
922
00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:32,753
- [techno music plays]
- [cheering] Go, Chipmunks!
923
00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:01,790
[man] Awesome!
924
00:51:28,118 --> 00:51:30,882
- All right!
- Yeah!
925
00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:34,217
Yes! Oh, yay!
926
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:36,919
That was wonderful, Kronky-poo!
927
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:40,986
You're gonna be even better,
not that it matters who wins.
928
00:51:41,064 --> 00:51:43,362
- We've already won.
- We've already won.
929
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,300
Now I know you're just
itching to get out there,
930
00:51:46,369 --> 00:51:48,633
but don't forget
to chalk up your hands.
931
00:51:48,705 --> 00:51:50,172
You don't want to fall.
932
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,605
I'm not worried.
933
00:51:51,675 --> 00:51:54,166
I know you'd
be there to catch me.
934
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:10,385
[coughing]
935
00:52:12,462 --> 00:52:13,986
Say what?!
936
00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:16,055
[techno music plays]
937
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,445
This is gonna be so awesome!
938
00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:40,922
- I know. They're really good.
- Yeah, but we're gonna win.
939
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,754
I cheated, just like you said.
940
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,091
Oh, that's great, Tipo.
Wait, what?
941
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,188
I put itching powder
in their chalk.
942
00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:50,597
You said do
whatever it takes to win.
943
00:52:54,271 --> 00:52:57,069
[Birdwell echoing] I know
you'd be there to catch me.
944
00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:58,801
Noooooo!
945
00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:06,281
[crowd groaning]
946
00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:10,249
[grumbling]
947
00:53:15,492 --> 00:53:16,982
"Tipo's ltching Powder.
948
00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:18,391
Property of Tipo.
949
00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:19,951
Do not touch except for..."
950
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,895
Tipo?!
951
00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,398
How could you?
952
00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:26,128
I'm so disappointed.
953
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,433
Oh, no. What am I gonna do?
954
00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:31,474
Eh, let the kid take the rap.
He'll do easy time.
955
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:35,102
You put the idea in his head.
Look at him out there.
956
00:53:35,178 --> 00:53:38,909
- He's six.
- Uh-oh, the lip. Not the lip.
957
00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,006
Don't look directly at it!
958
00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:43,780
Start flapping your jaw,
the girl goes bye-bye.
959
00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:46,447
- Forever?
- Heartbreak City.
960
00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:49,287
- No.
- So you're gonna weasel out
961
00:53:49,359 --> 00:53:51,759
while they send Tipo
off to the big house?
962
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:55,521
You forgetting something?
You want this, you need that.
963
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:58,033
Dangerous.
You could have hurt somebody.
964
00:53:58,101 --> 00:54:02,435
I cannot believe that you would disgrace
the Chipmunk name in this manner!
965
00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:04,496
But Tipo needs me.
966
00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:08,039
Let him go!
It's all my fault.
967
00:54:08,111 --> 00:54:10,545
[gasps] Kronky-poo?
968
00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:15,813
You told Tipo to cheat?
969
00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:19,286
I told him...
do whatever it takes to win.
970
00:54:27,063 --> 00:54:28,052
Wait!
971
00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:32,466
- It was all a big mistake.
- I'll say it was.
972
00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:35,663
The biggest mistake of my life!
973
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,065
I thought I could trust you.
974
00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:40,803
But Miss Birdy-poo...
975
00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:42,936
Don't ever call me that again!
976
00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:45,838
On second thought,
977
00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:48,749
don't call me ever!
978
00:55:05,368 --> 00:55:06,858
She's gone.
979
00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:10,929
And all I have
to remember her by are these.
980
00:55:14,544 --> 00:55:15,909
Now I've got nothing.
981
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:19,574
No, what you've got
is a full house on fondue night.
982
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,480
Now give me one
Havarti party pot
983
00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:25,214
two blue cheese bombs
and a cracker cheddar surprise. Stat!
984
00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:28,257
How can you think of fondue
at a time like this?
985
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:31,294
Look, you made the right choice.
You saved the kid.
986
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:32,760
But I lost the girl.
987
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:36,390
Now l' m a two-time loser, and my
father's gonna be here any minute.
988
00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:38,866
- More like any second.
- [horse whinnies]
989
00:55:38,935 --> 00:55:40,766
Ah! What am I gonna do?
990
00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:42,600
Just tell him the truth.
991
00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:44,902
I can't handle the truth!
992
00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:48,803
Where am I going to find a wife
and kids and house on a hill?
993
00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:50,106
How's dinner coming?
994
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,274
I gotta get the wife and kids
back to our house on the hill.
995
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:58,415
You want to borrow my house?
996
00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,979
- And me?
- And them, if it's no trouble.
997
00:56:01,057 --> 00:56:03,651
Kronk, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
998
00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:06,161
T rust me, I am,
but not as much as I'd be
999
00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:07,890
if Papi finds out l' m a failure.
1000
00:56:07,964 --> 00:56:11,365
He'll come with everything.
Cold Shoulder, Frenzied Eyebrow,
1001
00:56:11,434 --> 00:56:14,028
Grimace of Doom, Sneer of Despair,
Wince of Guilt,
1002
00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:16,334
Scowl of impending Wrath,
and worst of all,
1003
00:56:16,406 --> 00:56:19,807
the Nostril Flare
of Total Rejection.
1004
00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,104
What's wrong with Kronk?
1005
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:29,478
Duh. You made him look like a
big fat liar in front of Miss Birdwell!
1006
00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,645
Hey, don't guilt-trip the kid!
1007
00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:35,282
- It's not his fault.
- No, he's right.
1008
00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:36,950
I've got to help him.
1009
00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:39,017
Now come on, Chich,
he's our friend.
1010
00:56:39,095 --> 00:56:40,084
Pacha!
1011
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:42,654
You saw the Nostril Flare
of Total Rejection.
1012
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,496
We have to do something
before his father gets here.
1013
00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,830
Too late. He's here.
1014
00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:49,030
- [brakes screeching]
- [horse whinnies]
1015
00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,972
- Ah! It's him!
- [both] I know what to do!
1016
00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:57,809
I'll just wait here,
like a sane person.
1017
00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:11,716
Kronker?
1018
00:57:13,062 --> 00:57:14,393
Kronker?
1019
00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:19,124
- Kronker, front and center!
- Yes, sir! Oh!
1020
00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:24,297
Papi!
1021
00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:26,535
What do I look like, your Aunt Matilda?
1022
00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:28,167
Put her there!
1023
00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:28,878
- [whimpering]
- Papi?
1024
00:57:28,878 --> 00:57:29,810
- [whimpering]
- Papi?
1025
00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:32,006
Huh? Oh!
1026
00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:33,946
Where are your manners, son?
1027
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:36,850
Uh, sorry. Papi, this is...
1028
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,753
- You must be Kronk's wife.
- I'm...
1029
00:57:41,591 --> 00:57:43,650
-...Chicha.
- Chicha.
1030
00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,755
How'd this knucklehead
ever land a catch like you?
1031
00:57:47,831 --> 00:57:49,992
Well, he just asked.
1032
00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:52,026
Really.
1033
00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:53,591
And these are my grandkids?
1034
00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:59,198
Front and center, kids,
and... let me have a look at you.
1035
00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:02,710
I said front and center!
Names and ages!
1036
00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:05,339
Chaca, sir!
Age seven and three-quarters, sir!
1037
00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:07,610
- And this is Yupi. He's only a half.
- [coos]
1038
00:58:07,684 --> 00:58:10,244
And, uh,
that's my house up there,
1039
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,981
on the hill.
1040
00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:18,354
Wow! I never thought
I'd live to see this.
1041
00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:22,888
You, of all people, with a wife,
kids and a house on a hill.
1042
00:58:23,566 --> 00:58:25,431
Son, I don't know what to say.
1043
00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:35,269
Kronkers! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
1044
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,609
Now I really don't know what to say.
1045
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,615
Who's this... lovely...
1046
00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:41,672
...lady?
1047
00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:43,514
Well, she's, uh...
1048
00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:45,747
- I'm Kronk's wi...
- Mother-in-law!
1049
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:49,058
- Granny!
- Pach...
1050
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:52,322
...ita!
Papi, this is Pachita,
1051
00:58:52,395 --> 00:58:54,124
Chicha's mother.
1052
00:58:54,764 --> 00:58:56,925
Ohhhh!
1053
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,297
Mother, huh?
1054
00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:04,502
- Enchante.
- [giggles]
1055
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:08,810
Now I see
where Chicha gets her looks.
1056
00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:11,637
OK. Who's hungry? Let's eat.
1057
00:59:11,714 --> 00:59:12,840
Yeah, I'm starving.
1058
00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:15,248
I hope the chef here
knows what he's doing.
1059
00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:18,013
Yeah, so do l.
1060
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:22,057
Whoa, little fella!
Where are you going in such a hurry?
1061
00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:24,184
Kronk's in trouble!
His father's here!
1062
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:26,888
He doesn't have a wife or kids
or a house on the hill.
1063
00:59:26,963 --> 00:59:28,658
I've got to help him!
1064
00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:32,030
Kronk's in trouble?
I know what to do.
1065
00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:33,796
Hang on, big fella!
1066
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:37,271
The cavalry's comin'!
1067
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:39,308
[creaking]
1068
00:59:41,611 --> 00:59:43,875
Ah, well, isn't this nice, Papi?
1069
00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:45,847
You, me, Chicha,
1070
00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,678
Mom.
1071
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,775
So, are you proud of me?
1072
00:59:49,852 --> 00:59:51,183
Even a little?
1073
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,690
Humph. I'm just glad to see
you gave up all those crazy ideas
1074
00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:57,988
- about cooking and talking to animals.
- Kronk! Y oo-hoo!
1075
00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:00,458
[chuckling] Yeah. Crazy.
1076
01:00:00,530 --> 01:00:02,725
- Hey, Kronk, what's cookin'?
- Nothing!
1077
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:07,065
There's no cooking whatsoever
going on here. No siree.
1078
01:00:07,136 --> 01:00:09,366
- What's he talking about? Him!
- Him who?
1079
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,838
- Guy who was here.
- What?
1080
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:14,070
- Why's he asking you about cooking?!
- Yeah. That's weird.
1081
01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:16,873
It's a... a business deal.
1082
01:00:16,946 --> 01:00:19,506
Oh, Kronk's always
got something cooking.
1083
01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:21,379
Oh, yeah.
1084
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,511
Speaking of cooking,
what does it take to get food here?
1085
01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,987
- Talk to the chef.
- I'll go!
1086
01:00:28,157 --> 01:00:29,590
Perfect.
1087
01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:32,253
Gives us more time
to get to know each other.
1088
01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:34,694
Oh... Oh! Lucky me.
1089
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:35,958
I can't do this.
1090
01:00:36,032 --> 01:00:39,001
- Look. Fondue night was your idea.
- Ow, ow, ow!
1091
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:40,160
[chanting] Fondue!
1092
01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:42,670
They don't get fed,
they come after you.
1093
01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:44,570
Wait. I'll cook.
1094
01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:47,102
[rattling]
1095
01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:48,268
Feel that!
1096
01:00:48,344 --> 01:00:49,936
Like a python.
1097
01:00:52,115 --> 01:00:54,242
[waitress] Ordering.
One bucket of brie,
1098
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:57,252
two Gouda gulps
and a flaming fountain of fondue.
1099
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,753
Cardio special. Got it.
1100
01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:01,051
And a side salad
with poppy seed dressing.
1101
01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:02,113
Papi?!
1102
01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:05,584
Kronk! Oh, thank goodness.
1103
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:06,686
[clears throat]
1104
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:09,493
- So?
- So, what?
1105
01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:11,999
Hello! Anybody up there?
1106
01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:13,558
Where's our food?
1107
01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:16,070
I've worked up quite an appetite.
1108
01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:19,241
More water. Be right back.
1109
01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:21,242
Kronk!
1110
01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:24,108
I mean... Kronkles!
1111
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:26,478
OK. Stoke the fire.
Stir the fondue.
1112
01:01:26,549 --> 01:01:28,210
Chop the onions, lie to Papi.
1113
01:01:28,885 --> 01:01:32,651
- Machu Picchu!
- Kronky-wonky!
1114
01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:33,950
Who is this?
1115
01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:37,584
- Why, I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
- Kronker!
1116
01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:39,787
Uh... Right.
I'll go check on dinner.
1117
01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:44,027
Hey! Is that any way
to treat the lovely Mrs. Kronk?
1118
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,762
I thought I was
the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
1119
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:51,203
Look at us. Putting on dresses.
Pretending to be women.
1120
01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:53,003
Kronk! What are you doing?
1121
01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:56,204
Dinner rush. Four specials up
and a party of ten in at 8:30.
1122
01:01:56,279 --> 01:01:58,941
- Kronk!
- Kronk? Kronk!
1123
01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:00,778
Let me get this straight.
1124
01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:03,910
She's Mrs. Kronk
and she's Mrs. Kronk?
1125
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:07,752
- Papi, I can explain.
- I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
1126
01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:10,486
- Ow. You're stepping on my face.
- Or maybe not.
1127
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,222
Is there anyone in this town
who isn't Mrs. Kronk?
1128
01:02:13,296 --> 01:02:14,285
[screaming]
1129
01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:16,695
- Daddy!
- How about them?
1130
01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:19,929
- Who are they?
- We're Kronk's adorable kids!
1131
01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:21,401
Oh!
1132
01:02:22,171 --> 01:02:23,195
Kronk!
1133
01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:25,206
- Sweetheart!
- Tina, Marge.
1134
01:02:25,274 --> 01:02:26,673
- Marge.
- Tina.
1135
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,541
- Kronk!
- Well, at least that's everybody.
1136
01:02:29,612 --> 01:02:31,477
Boom, baby!
1137
01:02:31,547 --> 01:02:34,380
Like how I weaseled
myself in the movie? Nice.
1138
01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,918
- Kuzco?
- How you doing, hot stuff?
1139
01:02:36,986 --> 01:02:38,078
Hot stuff?
1140
01:02:45,194 --> 01:02:47,594
[explosion]
1141
01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:51,861
Kronker!
1142
01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:59,632
[Kronk] So this is right
about where we started.
1143
01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:03,941
Miserable. Covered in cheese.
1144
01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:06,743
Trying to hold on to a big fatlle!
1145
01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:08,078
[door opens]
1146
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,765
Papi...
1147
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,070
... I have a confession.
1148
01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:36,441
I'm not who you think I am. I, uh...
1149
01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:38,605
I'm just a humble fry cook.
1150
01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:42,977
And a delivery boy.
1151
01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:45,710
That's not all.
1152
01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:48,313
Ch icha's not my wife.
1153
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:53,361
None of these folks are my wives.
And these aren't my kids.
1154
01:03:53,429 --> 01:03:56,227
Not even the ones
who really are kids.
1155
01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:59,632
Yeah, and that
big house up on the hill,
1156
01:03:59,702 --> 01:04:01,636
that's not mine either.
1157
01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:04,971
And Pachita...
1158
01:04:07,376 --> 01:04:10,243
... not even a woman.
1159
01:04:10,313 --> 01:04:12,907
I lied to you, Papi.
1160
01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:15,507
I just wanted you
to be proud of me.
1161
01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:17,712
I just wanted to get...
1162
01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:19,880
...one of these.
1163
01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:21,924
But all I ever got from you was...
1164
01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:25,223
Yeah, that.
1165
01:04:28,464 --> 01:04:30,557
I'm a failure.
1166
01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:33,363
The truth is...
1167
01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:35,336
... I've got nothing.
1168
01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:42,105
But Kronk,
1169
01:04:42,178 --> 01:04:44,942
you've got us.
1170
01:04:45,014 --> 01:04:48,006
And I wouldn't trade
you guys for anything.
1171
01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:51,053
Well, that would explain
why you don't have anything.
1172
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,248
For your information,
Kronk used to have a big house.
1173
01:04:54,323 --> 01:04:55,449
On a hill.
1174
01:04:55,524 --> 01:05:00,154
- But he gave it away to us old folks.
- And he had a girlfriend too.
1175
01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:02,322
They baked us raisin bread.
1176
01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:06,129
He gave up all those things
to protect his friends.
1177
01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:08,693
You were actually
listening to my stories?
1178
01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:10,966
I was weeping on the inside.
1179
01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:13,908
Wait a second.
1180
01:05:18,147 --> 01:05:22,277
I really wouldn't
trade you guys for anything.
1181
01:05:23,019 --> 01:05:25,681
Not even for a thumbs up.
1182
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:28,656
You see, Papi,
you may look at my life
1183
01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:31,056
and think I've got nothing,
1184
01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,288
but the truth is...
1185
01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:36,621
...I've got everything.
1186
01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,869
Not yet, you don't.
1187
01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:50,502
I'm proud of you, son.
1188
01:05:50,579 --> 01:05:51,876
Ohhh...
1189
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,075
Whoo! Papi!
1190
01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:55,481
Awwww.
1191
01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:57,644
Come here, you little squirt.
1192
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,585
[all laughing]
1193
01:06:06,495 --> 01:06:08,463
[Tipo] Kronk, wait!
1194
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,560
Tipo! How's my little Chipper?
1195
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,728
I brought a friend.
1196
01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:25,175
Hello, Kronky-poo.
1197
01:06:25,247 --> 01:06:27,545
Miss Birdy-poo.
1198
01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:34,818
I've missed you so much.
1199
01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,915
I missed you more.
1200
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:38,615
I thought...
1201
01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:40,958
We'd never see each other again.
1202
01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:43,089
You know what this means.
1203
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:45,793
If they're finishing
each other's sentences...
1204
01:06:45,868 --> 01:06:48,302
...then it must be true love.
1205
01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:52,834
- [all] Kronk!
- Awesome!
1206
01:06:52,908 --> 01:06:55,240
* He's got nothing to prove
1207
01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:59,407
* No one has to approve
The way that you move
1208
01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:03,578
* Don't have to be smart
or be rich or be smooth
1209
01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:07,713
* Take a look in your heart
'Ca use it would behoove
1210
01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,485
* You to know from the start
1211
01:07:09,558 --> 01:07:13,858
- * You should be true to your groove
- * True to your groove
1212
01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:17,660
- * You should be true to your groove
- * True to your groove
1213
01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:21,669
- * You should be true to your groove
- * True to your groove
1214
01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:24,228
* Yeah, you should be true to your
1215
01:07:24,306 --> 01:07:26,638
* Oh, you gotta be true
to your groove
1216
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,540
[laughter]
1217
01:07:29,812 --> 01:07:31,973
- Huh?
- [cracking]
1218
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:35,745
- [chirping]
- Oh, how cute!
1219
01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:37,911
[roaring]
[screaming]
1220
01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:40,683
[* B5 : Let's Groove]
1221
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,543
[* Eartha Kitt:
Feel Like a Million]
1222
01:10:49,305 --> 01:10:55,444
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