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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer and a modem
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can have access to every grant offered worldwide.
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As the kids like to say, 'ka-ching'!
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That's the sound of a cash register,
in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
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Brenda has a secret man
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that she is hiding from everybody.
-Really?
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And he might be married.
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Really?
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Look, it's not easy seeing you talk to guys.
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You want to know what's not easy?
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Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
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hanging out in their chicken coop.
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What?
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-So you know, me and Brenda are just friends.
-Okay.
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I'm glad we can talk about these things.
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Me, too.
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Someday we'll talk about Mom and Pastor Rob.
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Oh, remember today is Sheldon's big
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database launch party, so we're all very excited.
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Yeah, how excited we
talking, on a scale of one to ten?
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Uh, I don't know. Six?
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Do we have any understanding
of what this data thing is?
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Not a clue. Morning, Shelly.
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Hey, there's the big guy!
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That was about a nine.
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Can I get you breakfast?
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I don't know if I can eat. I'm too excited.
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-I know. We all are.
-What's going on?
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-It's your brother's big day.
-When isn't it?
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-Meemaw; Are you coming to my party?
-I wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, we're gonna leave at 4:00
if you want to ride with us.
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No, I have to meet you there. I got a
little business I have to take care of.
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Oh, if you're getting me a
gift, it's not that kind of party.
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Although I wouldn't say no
to a TI-81 graphing calculator.
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So what all's gonna happen at this party?
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Well, we're gonna post to
UseNet that the database is live
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and then watch the monitor
as the subscribers roll in.
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And you're calling that a party? Bold.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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We still haven't settled on a name.
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Well, I was thinking maybe Alice.
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Alice Cooper. That is badass. Sold.
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Wait, who said her last name's gonna be Cooper?
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Well, that's my last name.
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Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
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Yeah, but I'm the dad. So?
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I think that's just the rule.
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Not my rule.
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Well, all right. Let's not fight about it.
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I'm pretty sure she can hear us.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Please don't have a giant head!
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, you make a whole human being in your belly,
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I get the crib and car seat, we'll call it even.
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That is not even close to even.
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Well, I'm just saying, my list is pretty long,
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and you only got the one thing.
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Hey.
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Hey. I didn't know you were working today.
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No, I'm not. Just stopped by to pick up my check.
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Got it right here.
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Any plans for your day off?
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Nothing special.
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Not seeing your mystery man?
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Just give me my check.
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just, your friends think
you're keeping him a secret
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'cause he's married.
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There's no mystery man.
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And you're prying.
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Sorry.
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Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
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-Pastor Rob. It's Pastor Rob.
-I gathered.
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Uh, lunch would be...
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...fine. Yes.
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See you soon. Mm-hmm.
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Shall I pry?
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Uh, it's nothing. He probably just wants
to gossip about some church drama.
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So here's your check. Okay, bye.
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Buh-bye.
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Excuse me; Which one of
these car seats is the best?
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That'd be the Evenflo Discovery right here.
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Top of the line.
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Great.
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Which one's your second best?
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Is it a gift for someone?
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No, it's for me. I'm having a kid.
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Mm. I tell you, that first ride home
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from the hospital with the baby in the back,
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scariest drive of your life.
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Well, I got a station wagon.
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It's like a tank with a cassette player.
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That's good, good. 'Cause you can't believe
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how fragile and tiny newborn babies are.
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No, I can, I can believe it.
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So you know about that spot on
their head that ain't even solid yet.
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Sure.
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Anyway, uh, you were
interested in the basic model.
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Okay, pal, I'm in sales. I
know what you're doing.
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So...
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Just give me the expensive one.
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Good choice.
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Hello?
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Sheldon; Is Georgie there?
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-No.
-Is your mom there?
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-No.
-Are there any adults there?
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No; But I have an IQ of 187.
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I'm sure I can figure out
whatever's troubling you.
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My water broke. I'm in labor.
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Oh, dear.
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Come in.
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All right, let's do this.
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Why are you wearing dish gloves?
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To deliver the baby.
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That is not happening.
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Good.
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Whew. Can I get a glass of water?
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Sheldon, I need to go to the hospital.
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Well, I can't drive.
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I do have a bike, but
you'll never fit in the wagon.
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I don't know how much longer I can wait.
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I can call an ambulance.
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It's okay, I'll drive.
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-Just come with me, okay?
-Okay.
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Oh...
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-Does it hurt bad?
-Yes!
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That's unfortunate. It's my
understanding it's only gonna get worse.
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I'll be right back.
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Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
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What's with the gloves?
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So I don't get placenta on my hands.
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What?
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-Thank you.
-Thanks.
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So, I haven't seen you around in a while.
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Yeah, I've been pretty
busy trying to help Pastor Jeff
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hold things together at the church.
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Oh. Things okay?
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You know.
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Not as good as they were when you were there.
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Well, that's nice of you to say.
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No, I mean that it's chaos.
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I'm sure you'll
pull through.
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-Yeah, actually, I got another job offer.
-Oh.
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First Baptist in Little Rock
is looking for a youth pastor.
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Arkansas. That's a big move.
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Well, I'm not sure I'm
gonna take it yet, but, um,
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kind of wanted to get your advice.
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So you might stay?
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Well, it's a good opportunity,
bigger congregation,
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-but I'd miss the kids...
-Mm.
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And, you know, the friends I've made.
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Sure.
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Are you still seeing that girl?
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The one you babysat?
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Yeah, that one.
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Uh, no, no.
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-We, um, we broke up.
-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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So...
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what do you think?
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Well, um...
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I would miss
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having you around,
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but I think you need to follow your heart.
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What if my heart doesn't know what it wants?
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I don't know. Pick a different organ.
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Mary Cooper.
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Oh, grow up.
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That's not what I meant.
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Shouldn't you be laying down?
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No, it's good to be on my feet.
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The doctor said this could take a while.
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Could you be more specific?
I have a thing at 5:00.
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Is there anyone else I can call for you?
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Maybe your mom? No, I
can't deal with her right now.
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Maybe after they give me drugs.
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Okay, I'll just keep trying the Coopers.
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You know, in a way, you and
I are having a very similar day.
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Really? How might that be?
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I'm also bringing something new into the world.
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Although mine does not involve my
privates being inspected my strangers.
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Okay. "Tighten strap until car seat moves
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no more than half an inch."
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Okay.
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Well, that's more than half an inch.
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Aw, come on!
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♫
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♪ Come on, now, drummer ♪
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♪ I want you to tighten it up for me now ♪
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♪ Tighten up on that bass, now ♪
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♫
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Move to your left ♪
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♪ Move to your right ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now ♪
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♪ Everything will be out of sight ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now. ♪
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You've been through this
before. How long does it take?
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Depends.
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With Billy, it was days.
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Well, he always has been a tad slow.
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I just got your message.
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Am I late? Did I miss it?
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Actually, you're the first one here.
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Actually, I was the first one here
and I'd like to be the first one to leave.
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So who's back there with Mandy?
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She's with the doctor. We gave her some privacy.
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-Where the hell's Georgie?
-We can't find him.
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What about Mary? Ain't she at the bowling alley?
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No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
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And speaking of lunch,
we should get to my launch.
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Sheldon, my granddaughter's about to be born.
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I-I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh, I'm sure Georgie will get more
women pregnant. You'll have another chance.
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Walk away.
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Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
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Come on, stay.
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Keep me company.
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Fine.
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Remember the last time we were here?
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You mean the night you gave me a heart attack?
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Stop it.
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I did not give you a heart attack.
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You gave me something.
-Well...
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Oh, hey, Mary.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. What's going on with you?
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-Who's with Mandy?
-The doctor.
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What are you two doing out here?
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Waiting on you. Where have you been?
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-I was at lunch.
-Hey.
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I hear we're having a baby.
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What? Did I miss it?
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Where is my dad?
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I ask that question a lot.
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He's not usually late.
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My mom's picking me up, but she's always late.
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-Hey. Maybe they're together.
-Why would they be together?
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They could be having another
secret meeting in the chicken coop.
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He's probably running late at practice.
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Okay.
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-I'm sure they're not together.
Okay.
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-I mean it.
-Okay.
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Shut up, Billy.
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Okay.
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-What is he doing here?
-He's a pastor, and he wanted to be here.
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I mean what is he doing here with you?
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He asked me for some advice, so we had lunch.
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So that's why no one could find you for hours.
259
00:12:03,024 --> 00:12:04,593
Are you accusing me of something?
260
00:12:04,594 --> 00:12:05,983
Is there something to accuse you of?
261
00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:10,002
Hey; Today's the day of miracles.
Do you really want to be fighting?
262
00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:11,593
Stay out of this.
263
00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:13,333
We didn't do anything wrong.
264
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,932
I think I'm gonna head out.
265
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,630
-No, he's staying, you're staying.
-What does that mean?
266
00:12:17,632 --> 00:12:19,886
Nothing, just...
267
00:12:19,888 --> 00:12:21,308
Nothing.
268
00:12:22,514 --> 00:12:24,113
What's going on with you two?
269
00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:26,813
What's going on with you two?
270
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:30,104
Last chance. Who wants
to witness science history?
271
00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:33,668
Don't be shy, folks.
272
00:12:40,534 --> 00:12:43,003
You have nine new messages.
273
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:47,223
♪ ♪
274
00:13:00,594 --> 00:13:04,069
-Connie?
-What are you doing here?
275
00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:06,244
I'm having a baby.
276
00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,555
Oh. It's happening?
277
00:13:07,556 --> 00:13:10,515
Kinda. Why are you here?
278
00:13:10,516 --> 00:13:14,220
Uh, I-I had a medical
thing. It-It's been handled.
279
00:13:14,222 --> 00:13:15,691
Here, let me help you to your room.
280
00:13:15,693 --> 00:13:18,115
-*What kind of thing?
-Just a thing.
281
00:13:18,117 --> 00:13:19,426
It's been tended to.
282
00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:21,307
How-how far apart are your contractions?
283
00:13:21,309 --> 00:13:24,915
-Connie, what's going on?
-It's hemorrhoids, okay?!
284
00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:27,055
It's embarrassing, but here we are.
285
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,095
Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids!
286
00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:31,956
Happy?
287
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:36,145
Well, I'm about four centimeters dilated,
288
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,837
and the doctors think it
could be another few hours.
289
00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:40,829
Well...
290
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,635
Good.
291
00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:46,115
-Walk slow.
-Oh, okay.
292
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,675
So, how often are you
taking my wife out to lunch?
293
00:13:48,676 --> 00:13:52,035
It was just lunch. He didn't take me out.
294
00:13:52,036 --> 00:13:54,815
So, who's going to drive
me? 'Cause time's a-tickin'.
295
00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:57,295
-Sheldon, not now.
-G-Go check on Mandy.
296
00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:00,295
-But_
-Sheldon, go!
297
00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:02,568
-You are being ridiculous.
-Am I?!
298
00:14:02,569 --> 00:14:03,955
I got eyes, Mary.
299
00:14:03,956 --> 00:14:06,615
So do I. And when I walked in,
300
00:14:06,616 --> 00:14:08,485
you and Brenda were acting weird.
301
00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:09,395
What is that about?
302
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:10,875
Nothing. It's about nothing.
303
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,745
Yeah, it's nothing.
304
00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:15,755
Is my husband your mystery man?
305
00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:18,885
No. She's dating someone else.
306
00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:21,527
-How do you know that?
-She told me.
307
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:25,195
Why are you talking to my
husband about your love life?
308
00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,285
You know, Mary, you might want to be careful
309
00:14:27,286 --> 00:14:30,595
about throwing stones, 'cause
I've seen your glass house.
310
00:14:30,596 --> 00:14:32,155
What does that mean?
311
00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:34,886
I saw how upset you were
when this one was on a date.
312
00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:38,286
-Really?
-What the hell do you mean, "really"?
313
00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:40,515
What's going on? Where's Mandy?
314
00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,865
Uh, she's fine. She's in her room.
315
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:46,515
So she's having a baby by
herself while you're all out here?
316
00:14:46,516 --> 00:14:48,435
No, Sheldon's with her.
317
00:14:48,436 --> 00:14:51,206
Unbelievable.
318
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:54,655
George, Mary.
319
00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:56,705
Jim.
-It's nice to see you.
320
00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:57,835
Hey, how are you? My name's...
321
00:14:57,836 --> 00:15:00,046
-Jim!
-Gotta go.
322
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:09,706
Can't believe this.
323
00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:12,115
-Where you going?
-Home.
324
00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:15,025
They clearly forgot about us.
325
00:15:15,026 --> 00:15:17,635
This sucks.
326
00:15:17,636 --> 00:15:20,789
Do you think my mom and your dad
are going to be boyfriend and girlfriend?
327
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,400
No.
328
00:15:22,402 --> 00:15:24,775
If they got married, would
that make us brother and sister?
329
00:15:24,776 --> 00:15:26,425
It's not gonna happen.
330
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,385
Luke Skywalker and Princess
Leia were brother and sister,
331
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,026
and they still kissed.
332
00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:34,076
I didn't write it.
-Buff
333
00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:38,095
Excuse me, does that computer have a modem?
334
00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:39,765
A what?
-A modem.
335
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:42,575
It's how you access the World Wide Web.
-The what?
336
00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:45,705
It's when your computer wants
to talk to another computer,
337
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:49,522
and it goes... Pi, pi.. Grrr
338
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:53,350
Pi, pi.. Grrr
339
00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:55,805
You mean a fax machine.
340
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,020
It's like I'm from the future.
341
00:16:04,577 --> 00:16:06,905
What are you doing out here?
342
00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:09,255
I heard Mandy was having the baby.
343
00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:12,255
Yes, but that happens inside.
344
00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:14,856
I know.
345
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,336
Aren't you going in?
346
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,695
I can't.
347
00:16:18,696 --> 00:16:22,525
Oh, these doors are automated. You
just walk towards them and they open.
348
00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:26,919
I can't be a dad. I couldn't
even install a car seat.
349
00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:30,900
Great. You can drive me to my launch party.
350
00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:34,195
You're doing great, sweetie.
351
00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:36,365
Didn't work 30 years ago, doesn't work now.
352
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,505
I think I'll just let y'all
have a little family time.
353
00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:39,765
Please stay.
354
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,895
Hey.
355
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:44,155
Oh, how we doing?
-I'm all right.
356
00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:48,945
-Are you all right?
-I'm fine. Just fine.
357
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:50,775
Fine? Looked like your husband was gonna
358
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,695
punch out that guy in the waiting room.
-What happened?
359
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:56,735
-When did you get here?
-Earlier.
360
00:16:56,736 --> 00:16:59,655
So, who did George almost punch?
361
00:16:59,656 --> 00:17:01,695
Some little fella with a mustache.
362
00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:05,705
Okay, hang in there, baby, you're doing great.
363
00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:06,965
What did I just tell you?
364
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:08,745
I don't know what else to say.
365
00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:11,934
Thank you for doing this.
366
00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:13,495
Mm-hmm.
367
00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:15,405
You know, you wait and you wait and you wait,
368
00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:17,065
and you think the day's never gonna come,
369
00:17:17,066 --> 00:17:19,715
and then pow, it's here.
-I know.
370
00:17:19,716 --> 00:17:21,455
Everyone thought I was too young,
371
00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:25,366
that I wouldn't see it through, but here I am.
372
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,425
To think I almost missed it.
373
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:32,156
I would have regretted
that for the rest of my life.
374
00:17:36,761 --> 00:17:38,255
Why are we turning around?
375
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,694
Hey.
376
00:17:44,086 --> 00:17:45,615
What's going on with you two?
377
00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:47,005
-Nothing.
-We're fine.
378
00:17:47,006 --> 00:17:49,784
You know what, if you're gonna
fight, can you do it out loud?
379
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:52,098
'Cause I could really use the distraction.
-No one's fighting.
380
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,786
Where is that big needle? I
was promised a big needle.
381
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:59,447
I think we're getting close.
Since the father's not here,
382
00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:01,307
I'll go in the delivery room with you.
383
00:18:02,473 --> 00:18:04,892
Or I'm happy to go, if you want.
384
00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:07,343
I'm not gonna be sitting down anytime soon.
385
00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:08,824
Georgie will be here.
386
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,095
If he were gonna be here, he'd be here.
387
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:12,855
But honestly, who's surprised?
388
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:16,385
-Well, I'm a little surprised.
-Jim, not now.
389
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,215
All right, well, I can have my own opinion.
390
00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:20,986
I think he's a good kid.
391
00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:22,695
You never take my side.
392
00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:24,345
Are you kidding me?!
393
00:18:24,346 --> 00:18:27,250
I missed her whole pregnancy
'cause I took your side.
394
00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:29,757
So you're just, you're
just okay with all of this?
395
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:33,058
My daughter is having a baby. I'm thrilled.
396
00:18:33,102 --> 00:18:35,067
Aw, Dad.
397
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:38,987
Sorry I'm late.
398
00:18:38,988 --> 00:18:40,547
Oh, no, no, no. You're right on time.
399
00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:42,102
Told you.
400
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:44,655
You are completely late,
but I'm really glad you're here.
401
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:47,167
-Do you want all these people around?
-No!
402
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,477
All right, everybody out.
403
00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:50,257
-But_
-Out!
404
00:18:50,258 --> 00:18:52,216
Uh, we'll be in the waiting room if you need us.
405
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,232
My advice, take all the drugs they offer.
406
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,908
I plan to.
407
00:18:57,056 --> 00:19:00,047
-How you doing?
-Where were you?
408
00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:03,527
I'm sorry. I was trying to install the
car seat, and I didn't hear the phone.
409
00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:05,797
It's okay; You made it.
410
00:19:05,798 --> 00:19:08,757
-Did you get it installed?
-Sheldon did.
411
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:10,537
Turns out, it takes a genius.
412
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:19,455
Mom, sit.
413
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:22,836
No, no, I'm, I'm good.
414
00:19:23,648 --> 00:19:25,318
She's here.
415
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,558
She's tiny and perfect,
416
00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:29,656
and Mandy's doing great.
417
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,846
Oh, what's her name?
418
00:19:35,786 --> 00:19:36,865
Constance.
419
00:19:36,866 --> 00:19:38,865
Oh!
420
00:19:38,866 --> 00:19:43,215
Yes. Thank you.
421
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,825
Is there a middle name?
422
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,695
We're still working on it.
423
00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:48,215
Can we see her?
424
00:19:48,216 --> 00:19:51,024
Well, they're sleeping right now,
but I'll let y'all know when they're up.
425
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:54,014
Well, we're gonna be right here.
426
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,445
So you're a grandma.
427
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,755
I know.
428
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:02,696
Let's get you some tissue.
429
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,325
I'm gonna stay at my mom's house tonight.
430
00:20:07,326 --> 00:20:09,274
Fine by me.
431
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,505
I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
432
00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:13,725
We didn't get a single subscriber.
433
00:20:13,726 --> 00:20:17,936
My database is a complete failure.
434
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:21,075
I know, I'm upset, too.
435
00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:23,981
Where's Missy?
436
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,156
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