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[slow tense music]
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[Dark] L.A. is like nowhere.
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Everybody who lives here is
lost.
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[rock music]
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[rock music]
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[rock music]
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[rock music]
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-[Mel] Hey, Dark.
-[Dark] Hey, what, Mel?
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You want me to?
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[moans] Huh, yeah, huh. [moans]
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Well, then.
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Beg for it.
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[Dark laughs]
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Beg me.
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[rock music]
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[Dark moans]
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-My name's Montgomery.
-Hi.
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You've got the deepest,
darkest eyes I've ever seen.
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It's like I could just tumble
right into them
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and fall forever.
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I just love the smell of fear
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and boy mixed together.
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Don't you, Kriss?
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[rock music]
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What are you gawking at?
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Looks like we've got a deviant
on our hands here, Kozy.
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We just hate, hate, hate
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any sort of deviation from the
norm.
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Deviants are the scourge
contaminating
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this great nation.
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[Dark moans]
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[Mom knocks]
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Dark!
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[knocking continues]
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Dark, are you in there
flogging the puppy again?
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Let me in,
I gotta wash this crap off my
face.
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Mom, can you wait just a sec,
please?
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Honey, I have to rot my life
away
in a 9:00 to 5:00 hell hole
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to support your lazy, juvenile
delinquent ass, remember?
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[knocks]
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Sweetheart.
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Chipmunk.
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My little ray of sunshine.
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Open up this mother humpin'
door now!
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-[knocks]
-Jesus, can you hold on?
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Cripes, it's as soggy
as an armpit in here.
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How long have you been in that
shower
abusing yourself?
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You pump your handle too much,
young man,
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it's gonna wither up and fall
off.
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Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut
up!
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[rock music]
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Bitch.
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♪ Never understand me ♪
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♪ Understand me ♪
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Ew!
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♪ It's too confused ♪
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♪ This is never found ♪
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Homework/March 25
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[Dark] Mel, I gotta make a
documentary
about somebody I care about
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and it's due next Wednesday.
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And whoever said
you care about me anyways?
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[Dark] Didn't I give you
Cap'n Crunch decoder ring
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back in the sixth grade?
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That was Angelique Tewksbury,
dorkball.
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[Dark] Oh, hey, take your shirt
off.
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[Mel laughs]
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Come on, it'll give Professor
Starkweather
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a boner and he'll give me an A.
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I'm sure. Take your Prozac,
Dark.
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[Dark] What's the matter? You
scared?
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- No.
-[Dark] Think of the scandal.
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Everyone in class will be all
outraged.
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Is this what you wanna see?
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-[phone rings]
- Oh, yeah.
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Man.
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City Morgue, you stab 'em, we
slab 'em.
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[Mel] S'up, bonzo dog breath?
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-Need a ride to class?
-Nah, I'm not going.
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Dark, you are totally gonna bite
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the whole eight credits
you're retaking this semester.
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I got some editing to do
on my 101 project.
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Then I'll probably
head over to the Hole for some
chow.
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Oh, maybe I'll go with.
I just got my period.
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I'm in full tilt pig out mode.
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Oh, and make sure you edit my
boobs out.
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I do not want every wally on
campus
ogling my chimichangas.
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Hey, Lucifer's not with you, is
she?
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I cannot stomach
seeing her butt-ugly likeness
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-this early in the day.
-Lick my box, Rover.
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Clean the maggots out of it
first,
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-you stinky oyster.
-You guys.
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I mean it, Mel.
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I do not want to have
to look at that tarantula woman
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over my morning espresso.
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Don't be a seizure queen.
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I'll pick you up in like 15.
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Mel, I told you I'm editing.
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See ya, lover boy.
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How you can continue to frog
that annoying buttload
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when you have someone as sexy
and rad as me around?
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What would life be
without a little mystery.
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-Mel?
-Quoi?
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You wenches done in there or
what?
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I gotta whiz like a busted fire
hose.
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[rock music]
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Finale.
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Oh, if it isn't widdle baby
Zero.
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Cut it out.
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Bye.
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Gross, huh? [laughs]
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So, you hittin' Jujyfruit's
party tonight?
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Puleez, Zero, how did you hear
about it?
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Hey.
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You're not invited, shrimp skin.
You're barely old enough to
shave.
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Felch me.
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Come on, I got a date with Zoe
and she totally wants to go.
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I already scored the car from
Mom.
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Life sucks.
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♪ I, I, I, I, I, I ♪
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I've got the skeeviest zit
sprouting
in the middle of my forehead.
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It's gonna be a full on third
eye
by the time we get to
Jujyfruit's party.
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I hate that.
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What I hate is when you get a
zit way down
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in your back in a spot
where you can't even reach to
pop it.
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If you pop a zit on your
forehead,
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you can get blood poisoning
and die, you know.
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Lucifer, you are so dumb,
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you should donate your brain
to a monkey science fair.
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I read it in "Mouth to Mouth,"
squirtle fungus.
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Mel, what's this?
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[armpit farts]
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-[Mel] What?
-Dark being born.
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Mature.
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Yuk, yuk, yuk.
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♪ I never said
I wasn't gonna tell nobody ♪
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-Whoa, Mel, back it up.
-What?
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Just back up, all right?
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GOD HELP ME
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00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,425
Need a lift?
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00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,552
Well?
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You're I my modern society
class,
aren't you?
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-Yeah, I think.
-Name's Dark.
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It's Dark, like absence of
light.
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Or dork like we call him.
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Cram it, fur burger.
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This is Mel.
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The loud mouth hag is Lucifer.
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Mont-Montgomery.
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We're on our way to the Hole
for some breakfast.
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You wanna join?
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I, I kinda have class.
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We'll eat quick and drop you.
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Come on.
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[Montgomery] So what's with the
camcorder?
Are you in film class?
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[Lucifer] Dark thinks
he's gonna be the next Clive
Barker.
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Right.
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Eat my turbo, will you, Lucifer.
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Actually, I'm convinced I'm
gonna die soon
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in like a spectacular plane
crash,
fire, chemical explosion
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00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,477
and I'm gonna film so there'll
be like
this cool record of my own death
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00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:03,854
because I take my camera with me
wherever I go.
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00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,940
Isn't that just so bitchin'?
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Will you please just shut up.
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How do you know?
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-Know what?
-That you're gonna, you know,
die?
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I feel it.
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00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,953
It's like a prenomination.
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00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:20,787
You mean premonition?
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-Whatever.
-No, I don't understand.
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00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,961
How can you have one
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00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,755
if you don't even know
how to pronounce the freakin'
word.
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I'm about to lose my temper,
Lucifer,
and I am gonna deck you.
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You guys.
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[dishes clank]
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Alyssa.
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Oops.
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00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,771
Clumsy me.
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Hi, Montgomery.
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What are you doing here?
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Aren't you supposed to be
in thermonuclear catastrophes
class?
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Yeah, well.
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Hey.
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00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,706
Do you know what today is?
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00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,167
Friday?
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00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,169
No, dodo bird.
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00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,212
It's Armageddon Day,
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00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,173
the day the world's supposed to
end.
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00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,592
Like, have you ever heard of
the rapture?
189
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,345
The Siouxsie and the Banshees
album?
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00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:22,349
No, it's like
this radical religious movement
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00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,101
in South Cambodia
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00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,646
and all these thousands of
people
are giving up their worldly
possessions
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00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:31,483
and leaving their families
all in preparation for the
rapture,
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00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,318
ascending into heaven
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on the day that Christ returns
to earth
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and the world is destroyed
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00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:42,244
and according to those
scriptures,
today is that day.
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00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,164
Like what are we supposed to do?
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00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,374
I don't know.
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00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,543
Alyssa are you gonna join us
back here
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00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,545
on planet Earth sometimes
this decade or what?
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00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,882
-Hi, Dingbat.
-Hi.
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00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,510
-Hey, Montgomery.
-Hi.
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00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,596
Hey, Alyssa, me and Egg
have been waiting for like eons.
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00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,306
I'm coming.
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00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,142
Hey, Dingbat?
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00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,977
Can you help me study for my
history
of lethal epidemics midterm?
208
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,523
Yeah, um, Sunday, nine-ish.
209
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,275
-Cool.
-Cool.
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00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,235
Are you going
to the kick the can game today?
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00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,487
Duh, yes.
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00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,157
Come on, I'm fully prepare to
pork major.
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00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,033
-Bye, Montgomery.
-Bye.
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00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,118
See ya.
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00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,413
-[Lucifer burps]
-I gotta burn these calories
fast
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00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,457
before I blow up.
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00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,252
-Let's go rollerblading or
something.
-I'd rather have my ball hairs
burned off
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00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,379
with an acetylene torch.
219
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,630
Well, that can be arranged.
220
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,134
I'd better get back to class.
221
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,012
Are you okay, man?
You look kinda pale.
222
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,513
Yeah, I'm fine.
223
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,600
I gotta go.
224
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,268
Well, we're on our way out,
we'll drive you.
225
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,313
Are you sure you don't wanna
come with?
226
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,608
I think I'm gonna go
to the record store.
227
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,193
-How now brown cow.
-Cowboy.
228
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,989
Hi.
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00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,200
-So, I'll see you later?
-Yeah.
230
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,493
Hey, you guys playing
kick the can tonight?
231
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,077
Huh?
232
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,622
Kick the can at 10 o'clock
on the old baseball field.
233
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,123
Before Jujyfruit's party, man.
234
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,250
You're gonna be there, right?
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00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,085
Sure.
236
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,255
Let's evacuate, please.
237
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,382
Hey, don't forget our gig
at the Buttcrack next Wednesday.
238
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,842
Who's opening?
239
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:24,221
Sandy Duncan's eye
and Jayne Mansfield's head.
240
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,014
Vogue.
241
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,266
I met the drummer for Sandy
Duncan's eye
at a party.
242
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,268
Reeks like a barnyard animal.
243
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,645
So come late then and just see
us.
244
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,729
Bye.
245
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,900
Hey, have you seen Bart around
today?
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00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,740
You know, we were supposed
to rehearse this morning
247
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,327
and he like totally flaked
again.
248
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,206
[Handjob] Barty boy, I haven't
seen you
in a golden age.
249
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,165
Yeah, I've been busy.
250
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,752
Busy jonesin', you mean, huh?
251
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,045
Whatev.
252
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,298
[rock music]
253
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,886
Come on, Handjob, quit screwin'
around.
254
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,310
Hey, Bart,
to whom do we owe the pleasure?
255
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,728
Hi, Kriss, Kozy.
256
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,692
We were hopin'
you were here for an
appointment.
257
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,652
Actually me and Handjob's
were just conducting
258
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,736
a bit of business.
259
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,613
Oh, bummer.
260
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,409
Isn't that a humongous bummer,
Kriss?
261
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:32,205
Bart's here for my brand
of bliss today, ladies.
262
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,456
I don't know what to do.
263
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,794
It's hard enough being in a band
with your boyfriend,
264
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,255
but when stuff like this starts
happening,
265
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,132
I mean, what am I supposed to
do,
fire him?
266
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,802
You break up, at least.
267
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,930
Okay, ladies.
268
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,480
Scarf.
269
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,400
[upbeat music]
270
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,325
So what's up with my video, man?
271
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,745
I'm still in the
conceptualizing stages.
272
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,206
Don't worry,
it's gonna blow your testes off.
273
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,542
-Yeah?
-You and Bart are trapped inside
274
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,462
this like gigantic, slimy
uterus.
275
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,260
-Glug.
-Are you gonna?
276
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,847
I promised my mom
I'd stop for a week, you?
277
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,641
I'm just gonna do a bunch of
speed later
278
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,142
and not eat for like three days.
279
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,271
[upbeat music]
280
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,901
[Egg vomits]
281
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,576
[toilet flushes]
282
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,123
[water runs]
283
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,251
[Egg swishes]
284
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,941
♪ You know ♪
285
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,777
♪ You are the reason why ♪
286
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,195
♪ You are the reason why ♪
287
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,782
♪ You are the reason why ♪
288
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,249
Oh, I'm... [stutters]
289
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:44,838
I'm sorry. Sorry.
290
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,089
[door slams]
291
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,759
Isn't that?
292
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,303
Oh, my God.
293
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,890
Well, I guess I better go
and hunt for him.
294
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,517
Can you drop me at Aran's?
295
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,519
-I wanna score the new Dead
Puppies CD.
-[Cowboy] Sure.
296
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,692
Wait, I'm sorry.
The door was unlocked and I--
297
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,526
Forget about it.
298
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,529
What's your name?
299
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,032
Egg.
300
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,994
Well, I mean, my real name's
Polly,
but my friends all call me Egg.
301
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,495
Egg?
302
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,540
Dweebie, I know,
but it just kinda stuck.
303
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,833
Well, hi, Egg. I'm--
304
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,002
I know who you are, duh.
305
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,129
I'm not from another dimension.
306
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,594
He looks shorter in person.
307
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,971
Well, so what,
he's still a total definition
of yummy.
308
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,557
Oh, my God, what did he say?
309
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,642
Nothing, really.
310
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,520
He just, he invited me to go
for a walk.
311
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,147
What?
312
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,690
Hey, did you hear
what happened to Marcus?
313
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,609
His butt hole fell out
and he has to have surgery.
314
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,277
Oh, Henry.
315
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,536
[together] Oona-eye!
316
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,499
Let's go.
317
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,253
Are we still in reality?
318
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,964
My palm itches.
319
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,758
Where's your twin brother, Shad?
320
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,850
Death.
321
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,977
Cool.
322
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,522
[rock music]
323
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,526
Have I ever told you I love you?
324
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,196
Stow it and pay the lady, Shad.
325
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,409
[Skater] Watch out, breeders!
326
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,037
What out yourself, you freakin'
lezbots.
327
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,373
Eat my Bermuda triangle, Shad.
328
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,416
[together] Whoo!
329
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,460
[punk music]
330
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,964
Race!
331
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,384
♪ I just want to be a freak ♪
332
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:59,848
♪ I just want to be a freak ♪
333
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,934
Ouch. You all right?
334
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,686
♪ I want to be a freak ♪
335
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,520
Kill.
336
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,565
Ow.
337
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,943
Hey, look who it is.
338
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,320
[camera clicks]
339
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,156
Hey, Jana,
isn't that your muff diving
little sister
340
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,743
over there with her disgusting
Bosco-flavored girlfriend?
341
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,454
Insert it in your clammy
crevice,
will you, Shannon?
342
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,792
Hey, I think I need to pump up
again.
343
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,628
I could use a firm up, too.
344
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,047
Pukity.
345
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,092
Kiss it and make it better.
346
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,352
So what are you gonna wear
to Jujyfruit's party tonight?
347
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,478
Clothes.
348
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,609
Can I borrow your human
sexology notes
from last Friday?
349
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,444
Am I like the only person
350
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,738
on this cosmic plane
who ever goes to class?
351
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,116
Hey, do you think Montgomery
likes me?
352
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,036
He's weird.
353
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,287
-You think.
-Oh, Alyssa.
354
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,249
-Hey, Ducky.
-Hi, Ducky.
355
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,086
I just woke up.
356
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,088
Really?
357
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,590
You guys hear Muriel's in Cedar
Sinai?
358
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,926
-Who's Muriel?
-My stepmom.
359
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,510
She's like way anorexic.
360
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,804
Passed out
in her low-impact aerobics class
361
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,681
and they had to carry her
out on a stretcher.
362
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:24,849
Oh, drag.
363
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,144
So you guys gonna be
at the kick the can game later?
364
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,228
I am.
365
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,399
[engine revs]
366
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,948
-Later tater tots.
-All right.
367
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,701
Hi, Elvis.
368
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,330
Where you been?
369
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,916
Places. Get on.
370
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,126
What does she see in that scuzz
ball?
371
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,675
You smell like a wet dog.
372
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,594
-Complaining?
-Nope.
373
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:04,722
Meow.
374
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,516
[engine revs]
375
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,186
Hey, you seen Egg?
It's her turn to recycle the
aluminum.
376
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,896
Oh, my God, you haven't heard.
377
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,608
Your sister just left here
with, not even,
you're not gonna believe this.
378
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,277
Do you ever watch "Baywatch?"
379
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,904
Do you think
this is completely freaky or
what?
380
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,197
What?
381
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,282
You know, hanging out with me
like this?
382
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:27,537
Well, it's a little surreal, I
guess.
383
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,625
You have no idea how sucky
it is being like a celebrity.
384
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,878
Everybody treats you like
you're not even a person
anymore,
385
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,797
like you're this thing, this
entity.
386
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,841
You're eating dinner in some
restaurant
387
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,885
or going to the movies or
whatever
and people just stare and point
at you
388
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,887
and start whispering to their
friends
389
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,639
like you're, like you're some
exhibit
in a freak show.
390
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,100
Wow.
391
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:50,977
That's why I like being with
you.
392
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,521
I mean, I don't know you
that well or anything,
393
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:57,567
but you seem,
I don't know different, neat.
394
00:21:58,943 --> 00:21:59,861
Thanks.
395
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,740
-Do you wanna sit?
-Sure.
396
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,866
Oh, my God.
397
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,367
Jujyfruit's party's tonight
398
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:07,869
and I have no clue who to go
with.
399
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,164
-What about Jason?
-I'm going with Jason.
400
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,667
Well, then I'll go with Tomas.
401
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,210
I thought you were going with
Tomas?
402
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,129
Tomas has a dinky weenie.
403
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,839
You did Tomas?
404
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,050
Ooh, I'm sure, gross.
405
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,718
I thought Jason was doing Tomas?
406
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,220
Jason's doing that valley slut
hole,
Ilene Schwartzkopf.
407
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,015
-Untrue, says who.
-Eileen.
408
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,600
And you believe her?
409
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,728
Hello, she lives in Whittier.
410
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,731
If Jason did Ilene,
then he must've done Richard.
411
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,274
[together] Who's Richard?
412
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,984
Ilene's other scag.
413
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,278
Like she's totally
into these kinko three ways.
414
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,572
Ilene is a whore.
415
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,283
Is Richard the surfer with the
hair lip
that drives the black Jetta?
416
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:48,826
No, he's got a Lexus.
417
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,037
I thought he hung himself?
418
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,997
Yeah, well, he's like totally
gorgeous.
419
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,207
Plus he's got a Lexus.
420
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,043
-Is he gay?
-Who, Jason?
421
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,294
Richard?
422
00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,712
Tomas.
423
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,299
Well, duh, what do you think,
dingleberry.
424
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,093
I swear Trudi, you can be so.
425
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,553
[celestial popping]
426
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,231
Yeah, I wanna write and direct.
427
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:25,196
I have to ensure
that the artistic integrity
428
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:30,201
of this project isn't
compromised.
429
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,122
-[Cowboy knocks]
-Ah, first thing Monday.
430
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,751
I ever so solemnly swear.
431
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,170
Okay.
432
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,089
Ciao.
433
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,258
[Cowboy knocks]
434
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,510
GF Christ, hold on.
435
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,102
Coming.
436
00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,481
[alternative music]
437
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,318
Where is he?
438
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:10,283
-Where is he?
-Uh, he was here like an hour
or so ago,
439
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:14,954
but no, man, he's not here now.
440
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,874
See, Barty boy has left the
building.
441
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:19,750
-Where'd he go, man?
442
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:20,960
Did he say where he was going?
443
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,211
Heaven.
444
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:28,342
He said he was taking a hike
up the old stairway to heaven.
445
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,431
Bye.
446
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,933
My hat.
447
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,269
Where's my hat?
448
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:39,729
So are you in school?
449
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,357
Studying?
450
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:46,152
I don't know, nothing.
451
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,487
Well, I mean, a bunch of stuff.
452
00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,991
Nothing specific.
453
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,743
Well, just as long
as you're not in the industry.
454
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,995
I've sworn off all actresses,
models, D-girls, you name it.
455
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,079
Forever.
456
00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,207
I have this fantasy.
457
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:03,294
It's probably cornball or
romantic,
I know,
458
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,173
but sometimes I just wanna
disappear,
459
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,134
meet up with someone special
and just run away,
460
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,219
never be heard from again.
461
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,137
Don't you think that'd be
killer?
462
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,431
Uh-huh.
463
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,350
Me, too.
464
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,446
I figured you'd be here.
465
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:34,784
Hey, dude.
466
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,994
Bart, you promised me, man.
467
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,372
Sorry.
468
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,958
Cowboy, I'm really sorry.
469
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,626
Bart, you've got to get clean,
man.
470
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,963
You've got to or it's all over.
471
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,967
Okay, you, me, the band,
the whole falafel.
472
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,428
I will, Cowboy, you know I will.
473
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,514
I mean it this time, Bart.
474
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,643
Come here.
475
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,022
Come up here.
476
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,656
No, man.
477
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:15,908
Just get clean.
478
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,039
I'll do anything to help you
through it,
but we cannot do this anymore.
479
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,499
You get it?
480
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:25,710
No more.
481
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:32,925
I love you, dude.
482
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:37,013
[gentle music]
483
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,560
[film statics]
484
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,520
Fuck.
485
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,605
[Mel knocks]
486
00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:52,153
-Thirsty?
-Dyin'.
487
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,741
So, how you doin', smiley?
488
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,246
Okay.
489
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,623
Now.
490
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,883
Mel?
491
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:15,676
Dark?
492
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,764
I love you, Mel.
493
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,600
Totally true and pure.
494
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,186
Mutual.
495
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,398
I just wish we didn't get
together
496
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,609
with like so many other people
and stuff.
497
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:40,409
Palooka, you know that I firmly
believe
498
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:47,416
that human beings
are built for sex and for love
499
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:52,713
and that we should dole out
as much as possible
500
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:55,758
before we're old and ugly
and nobody wants to touch us
anymore.
501
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,221
I know.
502
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:03,391
And just because I make it
503
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,103
with other guys and girls,
504
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,232
it has no effect whatsoever
505
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,858
on my feelings for you.
506
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:16,612
Sometimes I feel so
old-fashioned
and from another planet.
507
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,739
It's like I'm half a person
without you.
508
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,910
You're so cute.
509
00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:26,497
[gentle music]
510
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:33,879
[Dark moans]
511
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,634
Life is so complicated.
512
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,719
I wrote a poem for you last
night.
513
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:43,764
-Want me to read it to you?
-No.
514
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,521
Hey, Elvis, do you believe in
God?
515
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,819
I don't believe in anything.
516
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,326
You have to believe in
something.
517
00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:06,662
No, I don't.
518
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:11,375
Tie me up.
519
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,755
Okay, Mr. Kinky.
520
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,473
This okay?
521
00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:28,225
Tighter! Tighter!
522
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:32,813
Now the pants, baby, the pants.
523
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,201
Okay now, spank me, baby.
524
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:48,996
Spank my hot, tight, rock hard
ass!
525
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,208
Harder!
526
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,293
Harder!
527
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,253
Harder!
528
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:05,346
Elvis, I, uh, I love you.
529
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,308
Ditto hug bunny.
530
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:19,860
[Shad] I love you, Lilith, I
love you,
531
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,612
more than life, more than death.
532
00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:25,324
More than time more
than space, I love you.
533
00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:26,784
I love you!
534
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:33,415
I bet you say that to all the
girls.
535
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,799
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
536
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,843
-Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
-Mommy!
537
00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:48,389
-Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
-Daddy! Daddy!
538
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:52,685
[both scream]
539
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,524
In this world
of depravity and perversion,
540
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,402
who is the only one that can
lead you
541
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:05,573
out of the muck,
out of the dank, filthy swamp
542
00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:08,284
that mankind
has fool-heartedly sunken into?
543
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,703
[audience] Jesus.
544
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:17,001
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
who died on the cross for our
sins.
545
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:20,504
Welcome Jesus into your lives,
brothers and sisters,
546
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:24,883
so that he can show you the way
into the true kingdom of God.
547
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:26,844
I read someplace
that dude's got like 12 wives.
548
00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:32,016
-I think I'm drunk.
-Most excellent.
549
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,019
[crickets chirping]
550
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:38,272
To destiny.
551
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,198
-Hey.
-What?
552
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,377
You are so beautiful.
553
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,192
Wait, stop.
554
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,987
[hand slaps]
555
00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,615
Don't play little innocent
virgin
with me, babe.
556
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:30,866
You want me, admit.
557
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,618
You wanna make it with me
558
00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,536
so you can go back
to your little slutter friends
559
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,039
and say, "Hey, I just screwed a
big star,
aren't I just so bitchin?"
560
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,668
No.
561
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:48,509
No, please, don't, don't, don't.
Please, don't.
562
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,681
What are you gonna do?
563
00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:57,643
What are you gonna do to me, no.
564
00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:00,979
[bellhop knocks]
565
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:04,316
[bellhop] Sir? Excuse me, sir.
Is everything all right?
566
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,110
Yeah, everything's fine.
567
00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,820
I just knocked over a chair by
accident.
568
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,698
[bellhop] Sorry to bother you,
sir.
569
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:11,865
Have a good evening.
570
00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,117
Thanks.
571
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,829
Well, that was a close call,
now wasn't it?
572
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:20,082
But tonight,
tonight is your lucky night,
little Egg,
573
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:23,460
because you're gonna get the
best doggin'
of our perky, pathetic little
life
574
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:25,796
and you're gonna love every
second of it.
575
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,507
You'll gonna feel like you just
died
and went straight to heaven.
576
00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:51,572
♪ Why can't I feel the things
that I'm supposed to ♪
577
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:55,033
♪ And why can't I stand you ♪
578
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,079
Ah!
579
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,708
♪ Why can't I see what I have
to do ♪
580
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,837
♪ To make it you ♪
581
00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:15,345
Dear, sweet and tender Bart.
582
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:22,936
How do you spell relief?
583
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,699
[Bart screams]
584
00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:39,453
Isn't sex just the best tension
release
there is?
585
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:45,793
It's like a really good,
sweaty game of racquetball
586
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:49,087
only you get to come at the end.
587
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:53,926
I adore you.
588
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:57,805
What a nice thing to say.
589
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:03,519
Why don't we just bout
the kick the can game
590
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,521
and hide away here in my room
forever?
591
00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:07,606
What time is it?
592
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,193
No way.
593
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:14,822
I was supposed
to pick up Lucifer 20 minutes
ago.
594
00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:19,201
-Mel.
-She is totally gonna roast my
rump.
595
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,453
-Mel.
-Angel boy, I gotta go.
596
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,622
Mel, wait a second.
597
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,460
Will you marry me?
598
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:35,801
You are too precious for words.
599
00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:39,680
Okay.
600
00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:42,432
I'll see you at kick the can
601
00:35:42,516 --> 00:35:45,727
and don't forget
it's your turn to provide the X.
602
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:54,528
Love you pooh butter. Bye.
603
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:07,416
[door closes]
604
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,093
[grand music]
605
00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:20,804
[Zoe] Zero?
606
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:23,974
-Yeah, Zoe, it's me.
- Be right down.
607
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,777
Hey, homie, why so jumpy?
608
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:40,407
I, I just, nothing.
609
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,662
Mm, strawberry.
610
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,128
I missed you.
611
00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:56,590
You just saw me
the day before yesterday,
kumquat.
612
00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,592
So, I missed you anyway.
613
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,469
You mean, Gilligan here missed
me?
614
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,305
We both did.
615
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:06,767
You're our favorite person
in this whole wide scuzz bucket
world.
616
00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,063
You're the sweetest boy ever.
617
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,949
So, did you get the address
of Jujyfruit's party?
618
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,579
-Zero!
-Hey, would I ever let you down?
619
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:36,588
[speaks foreign language]
620
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,051
It was great.
621
00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:44,846
[speaks foreign language]
622
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,684
I won't forget.
623
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:52,312
[speaking foreign language]
624
00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:56,900
Thank you.
625
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,034
[both laugh]
626
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:09,079
[alternative music]
627
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:25,012
Miracle AIDS cure
turns out to be a hoax.
628
00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:28,890
The Atari Gang continue their
reign
of terror in the city
629
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:32,936
and Palos Verdes City
Councilwoman,
Andrea Sperling,
630
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,313
insists here teenage son was
kidnapped
631
00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:38,567
and experimented on by space
aliens.
632
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,820
And now a word from our
sponsor.
633
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:44,614
[alternative music]
634
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:48,785
[horns blow]
635
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:04,926
[Dark spits]
636
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:10,223
Tough tits, dick weed. You're
it.
637
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,233
Tabitha time.
638
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,196
[tense music]
639
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:15,789
[together] One, two, three,
640
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,793
four, five, six, seven,
641
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:22,796
eight, nine, ten.
642
00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:28,260
11, 12, 13, 13, 13.
643
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,095
[body thuds]
644
00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:35,183
17, 18, 19, 20.
645
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:40,105
There it is, babe.
646
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:44,943
The vast and arid wasteland
of glittering filth, emptiness
and death.
647
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,195
Hooray.
648
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:54,536
Hey, did you hear about the old
guy
in Brentwood who croaked
649
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,956
and then by the time
his neighbors found him,
650
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,959
his dog had eaten half his face
off.
651
00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,172
Dogs eating people is cool.
652
00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:14,848
Let the love feast begin.
653
00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:28,862
-Occupied, dude.
-Sorry.
654
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,407
Hey, you guys goin'
to Jujyfruit's party?
655
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,618
Buzz off, twerp.
656
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,998
Goddamn chipmunks.
657
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,463
Now what?
658
00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:50,550
[alternative music]
659
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:53,470
Uh-uh.
660
00:41:55,889 --> 00:41:56,640
Right there.
661
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,269
There.
662
00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:19,913
[Lilith moans]
663
00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:30,382
Tastes good?
664
00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:33,426
[alternative music]
665
00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:39,015
[Lilith moans]
666
00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,324
I just love the milk
chocolatety goodness.
667
00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:57,492
[Lilith moans]
668
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,578
Come out, come out wherever you
are.
669
00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:07,252
What a goombah.
670
00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:10,547
-You see him?
-He's 50 feet from the can.
671
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,967
He's so blitzkrieged,
he's staggering around.
672
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:19,806
-Ducky?
-What?
673
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:26,313
Have you ever like,
it's none of my business or
anything,
674
00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:28,440
but I kinda heard this rumor
675
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:31,776
that you're kind of like waiting
for the right person.
676
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,279
That is not true.
677
00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,573
Okay, I've done it.
678
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,201
-I'm so sure.
-With who?
679
00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:43,079
Lots of people
a bunch of different times,
okay?
680
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:45,582
Oh.
681
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,555
What did you do that for?
682
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,100
I think you chipped my tooth.
683
00:44:05,602 --> 00:44:06,978
Come on.
684
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:11,274
[together] Free!
685
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,539
Cripes, don't bust your ball
sack.
686
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:31,169
You... You scared me.
687
00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:32,337
Obvious.
688
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,964
Has Dark been through here yet?
689
00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:37,801
No.
690
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,721
Well, Ducky and Dingbat
are already free.
691
00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:44,182
Dark is so swacked,
he's already doing the Cujo.
692
00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:48,561
You know, the Cujo?
693
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,565
Oh.
694
00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:56,194
Well, later.
695
00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,072
Don't let the boogey man get
you.
696
00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:01,074
Right.
697
00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:17,132
Jesus, Cowboy.
698
00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:23,513
[electricity pops]
699
00:45:23,972 --> 00:45:26,808
[Lilith moans]
700
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,521
Yum.
701
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,108
[alternative music]
702
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:41,865
Your turn.
703
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:45,493
Yabba dabba doo.
704
00:45:46,578 --> 00:45:48,204
Let's go, baby.
705
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,498
[engine revs]
706
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:54,335
Let's go, go, go.
707
00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:58,756
Oh, God, your mouth feels like
708
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,968
I'm dipping my joystick
into boiling hot oil.
709
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:14,522
You like sucking on that long
pipe,
don't you, darling?
710
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:22,405
I wanna die!
711
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,867
Let's all die!
712
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,704
What is it?
713
00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:33,249
Nothing, I just.
714
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:39,506
Elvis, have you ever wondered
what would happen
715
00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:41,257
if the big earthquake hit
716
00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,886
and all the nuclear power plants
in California blew up?
717
00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:51,434
I mean, what would they do
718
00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,811
with all that hundreds
of thousands of dead bodies?
719
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:58,608
Babycakes, let's go back to
sleep.
720
00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:06,449
♪ I can feel your touch ♪
721
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:11,955
♪ I'm reaching out in this
love ♪
722
00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,581
[man on TV] I've read all the
books
723
00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:15,500
and listened to all the tapes
on how to get rich.
724
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:16,709
[newscaster] Was bombed
at guerrilla base
725
00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:20,296
killing at least 49 soldiers
and 13 civilians.
726
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,465
[Egg cries]
727
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,760
[father knocks]
728
00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:28,388
Polly, honey, everything all
right?
729
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,390
I'm fine, Dad?
730
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:31,891
You want something to eat?
731
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:34,269
We saved you some shepherd's
pie.
732
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:37,564
No, thanks. I'm not very hungry.
733
00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:39,274
You sure?
734
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:40,817
We can heat it up in the micro.
735
00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,735
Thanks, Dad, really.
736
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,281
I ate already with Alyssa and
Dingbat.
737
00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:48,700
Maybe later then.
738
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,618
Okay.
739
00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:55,248
[vendor] And wear this in high
style,
3729, $34.95.
740
00:47:56,291 --> 00:47:57,750
[Egg cries]
741
00:47:57,834 --> 00:48:01,296
Are you lost my little lambs?
Confused?
742
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,674
Don't know which way
in this world to turn?
743
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,635
[alternative music]
744
00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:09,637
Back in a flash.
745
00:48:19,272 --> 00:48:21,608
[phone rings]
746
00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:28,865
-Damn.
-[woman screams]
747
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,745
Godzilla, you there, man.
748
00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:35,830
Pick up, pick up, come on.
749
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,876
Hey, you gotta help me out, man.
750
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:43,755
I need that address for the
party tonight
at the Jujyfruit dude's place,
751
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,049
so when you get this message,
752
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:49,302
leave the address on my machine
and I'll beep in.
753
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:51,554
Thanks, Holmes.
754
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,642
Once we get there,
I'm gonna rip Jujyfruit's balls
off
755
00:48:55,725 --> 00:48:57,518
and wear them as beef earrings.
756
00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,604
Yeah, well, they're not gonna go
with those shoes, you low rent
whore.
757
00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,315
-Hey, where's the crystal?
-Yes.
758
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:03,274
Who's got the crystal?
759
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,611
Well, did you get the address?
760
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,489
-You are a drug pig.
-Didn't I tell you?
761
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:10,823
I'm rubber, you're glue.
762
00:49:10,907 --> 00:49:12,825
Don't worry about a thing, babe.
763
00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:14,285
-Hold on.
-You're the best.
764
00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,829
Montgomery?
765
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:19,457
Mel?
766
00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:22,293
Butthead hog bitch Lucifer?
767
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,341
Anybody here?
768
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:38,017
-[body thuds]
-Ow.
769
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,084
Montgomery.
770
00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:07,964
Dude.
771
00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:11,467
[creature breathes]
772
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:30,278
[people scream]
773
00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:35,658
Hello, children of God, will
you do me
this one teeny little old
favor.
774
00:50:35,742 --> 00:50:37,118
[audience] Yes.
775
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,746
Wherever you are,
put down whatever it is
776
00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:40,913
you're doing and close your
eyes.
777
00:50:40,997 --> 00:50:42,457
Come on, do it with me now.
778
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,126
Don't be shy, nobody's
watching.
779
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:46,669
Close your eyes, shut them
tight.
780
00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:51,799
Now along with me, think about
heaven.
781
00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:55,178
Concentrate.
782
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:59,056
Get a full color widescreen
picture
in your mind.
783
00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:01,976
Ain't it nice?
784
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,898
Ain't it so downright
beautiful.
785
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,941
Just feel it.
786
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:15,072
Feel that white, pure, holy
light
cascading through your veins,
787
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:18,367
coursing through your body and
soul.
788
00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:22,747
Praise sweet Jesus, whoa!
789
00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:27,001
Now, doesn't that make
you feel so much better?
790
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,836
[Egg cries]
791
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,505
Just thinking
about going straight to heaven,
792
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:35,968
doesn't it make you feel
so gosh darn good inside?
793
00:51:36,052 --> 00:51:42,266
Inner peace, harmony, eternal
everlasting salvation.
794
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:43,643
It is yours people.
795
00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:47,396
All yours and all you have to
do
is believe.
796
00:51:48,648 --> 00:51:49,690
Believe.
797
00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:53,820
Do you believe, my fellow
children of God?
798
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:57,657
What's that, I can't hear you,
brothers and sisters.
799
00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,867
[audience] Believe, we believe.
800
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:02,578
I cannot hear you brothers and
sisters.
801
00:52:02,662 --> 00:52:04,747
[audience] We believe.
802
00:52:04,831 --> 00:52:06,541
We believe.
803
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:08,626
I cannot hear you, brothers
and sisters.
804
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:11,212
It's like I got cotton balls
stuck in my ears.
805
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:13,172
-[audience] We believe.
-We believe.
806
00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:15,174
You at home, you gotta help me
out.
807
00:52:15,258 --> 00:52:17,844
You gotta let me know,
you gotta let Jesus know.
808
00:52:17,927 --> 00:52:20,471
We believe. We believe.
809
00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:22,181
Louder, brothers and sisters.
810
00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:27,728
Let Jesus hear your proud,
strong magnificent forces roar.
811
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:31,899
-[audience] We believe, we
believe.
-We believe.
812
00:52:32,525 --> 00:52:36,028
We believe, we believe.
813
00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:38,823
We believe.
814
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,826
We believe.
815
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,080
[tires squeal]
816
00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,791
You are such the driving talent.
817
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,337
Hey, loser.
818
00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:57,466
Where's Montgomery?
819
00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,552
Everybody else is free.
820
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,512
We can't wait around for him
all friggin' night.
821
00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:03,014
I saw him
in the locker room a while ago,
822
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:04,098
did you check in there?
823
00:53:04,432 --> 00:53:05,600
What's the matter, Dark?
824
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,145
Isn't that his cross?
825
00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:11,856
What, did he get bored
and go home or something?
826
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:15,318
That guy is so capital L-A-M-E.
827
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:17,862
I vote we migrate to the party,
okay?
828
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,864
The keg's already extinct, I'm
sure.
829
00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:22,241
Don't you think
maybe we ought to wait for him?
830
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,535
-I mean, what if--
-He can hook up with us later.
831
00:53:24,619 --> 00:53:25,828
He knows the address.
832
00:53:26,913 --> 00:53:29,498
Besides, I know if it's the
'stacey,
833
00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:32,126
but this place is starting
to give me the heebies.
834
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,544
I gotta make a call.
835
00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:35,129
I'll catch you guys there.
836
00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:38,090
-Bye, see ya.
-Whatever.
837
00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:41,010
[tires squeal]
838
00:53:41,093 --> 00:53:43,804
[alternative music]
839
00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:47,892
Why are we stopping?
840
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,770
Are we lost, huggy bear?
841
00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:51,854
Of course not.
842
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,691
I'm just figuring out the
shortcut route.
843
00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:58,819
Zero, it doesn't matter.
844
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,073
I mean, I really don't care
about that soggy old party.
845
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:05,159
-It probably sucks anyway.
-Zoe, we're gonna find it.
846
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,913
I would never let you down.
847
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,042
You're a dream come true.
848
00:54:17,964 --> 00:54:19,924
Okay, out!
849
00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:22,134
You heard me pinhead, get out
of the car
850
00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,512
before I perforate you.
851
00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,018
Please, it's my mom's, she'll
kill me.
852
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:36,524
Well, tell her that the Ataris
say
thanks for the bitchin' wheels,
bitch.
853
00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:39,652
Zero, don't!
854
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,321
-[gunshots]
-Zero!
855
00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:51,038
Hey, Mr. Sighvatssohn, it's
Cowboy.
856
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:52,123
Is Bart in?
857
00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:58,212
I can't understand, what?
858
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:01,590
Speak English, please.
859
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,720
Mr. Sighvatssohn.
860
00:55:06,387 --> 00:55:08,097
I can't understand you, speak
English.
861
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:11,767
[speaks foreign language]
862
00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,109
What?
863
00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:22,278
I don't know what...
864
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:25,156
[mother screams]
865
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,200
Mr. Sighvatssohn.
866
00:55:30,036 --> 00:55:31,120
Give me that.
867
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,707
I'm full of hate, I want to
kill.
868
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:37,752
-I'm full of hate, I want to
kill.
-Crank it up, bitch.
869
00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,296
-I'm full of hate, I want to
kill.
-Crank it up!
870
00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:43,132
-I'm full of hate, I want to
kill.
-Louder!
871
00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:47,261
-I want to kill.
-Louder!
872
00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:49,305
[punk rock music]
873
00:55:54,602 --> 00:55:57,063
[all laughing]
874
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:05,988
-Isn't this fun?
-Sure.
875
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,369
Don't worry, smooshkins, I love
you.
876
00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:16,207
Me, too. Totally.
877
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,503
But my mom is gonna wire
a car battery on my testicles.
878
00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,972
Hey, tadpoles, wanna ride?
879
00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:34,517
Yeah, where you heading?
880
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,936
Well, there's this party at
Jujyfruit's.
881
00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:40,231
Cool.
882
00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:45,486
♪ I'm the trash, you and me ♪
883
00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,738
♪ With a little on the graves ♪
884
00:56:47,822 --> 00:56:48,823
Ready?
885
00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:51,992
Assume the position.
886
00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:57,123
Oh, my God, have you seen
Alexis lately?
887
00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:59,041
She's gained like 50 pound in a
week.
888
00:56:59,125 --> 00:57:01,418
I warned her not to stop doing
Crystal.
889
00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:05,214
♪ It's in everything we do ♪
890
00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:08,884
♪ It's in everything we do ♪
891
00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:11,303
Cool.
892
00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:13,806
Blood is cool.
893
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:17,226
No, honey, your tongue is cool.
894
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,523
Sick.
895
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:25,442
Glory, hallelujah, I am so
polluted.
896
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,696
Awesome.
897
00:57:37,163 --> 00:57:38,873
Jujyfruit.
898
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,000
Wet party, amigo.
899
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:43,961
-What's up, Handjob?
-Me, I'm up.
900
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,379
Yeah, man, you got any more
901
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,131
of those horse tranquilizer
things
in there?
902
00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:50,301
No, man, I took my supply
before I came,
903
00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:55,347
-but I have some cataclysmic--
-Jujyfruit!
904
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,309
-So, like location of the
kegger?
-Um.
905
00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,520
-Brewski, bro?
-Yeah, sure.
906
00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,106
Hey, baby.
907
00:58:04,190 --> 00:58:05,900
I think I stepped in dog doo.
908
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,194
Get you a beer?
Score me one, too.
909
00:58:08,277 --> 00:58:10,237
Yeah, just grab
as many as you can, okay?
910
00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:13,866
What am I, the friggin' barmaid?
Come with. Come on!
911
00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:17,077
Excuse me.
912
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:19,747
Now?
913
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,499
-Mel, we gotta talk.
-Yeah?
914
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:27,213
I think we need
to discuss our relationship.
915
00:58:27,296 --> 00:58:28,714
What relationship?
916
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:35,930
Ah, Dark, baby, look,
I just don't think this is the
time
917
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:37,056
or the place.
918
00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:40,976
[together] Yo, Mel.
919
00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:44,146
Surf, Ski, what's up.
920
00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:46,106
[together] Same old, same old.
921
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,399
Hey, Dirk.
922
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:50,277
We haven't seen you
since that time backstage
923
00:58:50,361 --> 00:58:53,405
at the Palace
after the Engorged Gonads show.
924
00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:56,492
[punk rock music]
925
00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:14,301
You Tarzan, me, Jane.
926
00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:16,679
Oh, I can feel the vein
927
00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,682
of your purple-headed monster
throbbing inside me.
928
00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:22,017
Supersonic.
929
00:59:22,101 --> 00:59:24,103
Hey, isn't that your twin
brother?
930
00:59:24,979 --> 00:59:26,021
[Lilith moans]
931
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,696
What? Oh, hi, sis.
932
00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:37,199
Dad said for me to remind you
to mow the lawn tomorrow.
933
00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:41,036
Well, you can tell Dad
934
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,371
to kiss my grinnin' grunt
lizard,
all right.
935
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:46,667
No wonder I'm feeling so randy
all of a sudden, come here.
936
00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:58,554
Hey, you know Alonzo DeLosa?
937
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:00,764
That dude never shuts up.
938
01:00:01,181 --> 01:00:03,517
Well, he shagged this chick
he met at Jones a couple weeks
ago
939
01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,686
and last Wednesday he woke up
940
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:08,897
and his pecker was covered
in itch black pus oozing sores.
941
01:00:08,981 --> 01:00:10,357
Oh.
942
01:00:10,441 --> 01:00:13,485
-And, plus it smelled like
popcorn.
-About time.
943
01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:16,405
Bend over, robot.
Where's Mel?
944
01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,115
Hey, guys, Bob's here.
945
01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:19,992
Who's Bob?
946
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:22,411
That hermaphrodite porn star
who can screw himself.
947
01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:24,246
-Oh, him?
-Yeah.
948
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:27,166
What's a hermaphrodite?
949
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,584
Ducky, man, phone call.
950
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:30,627
It's your parental unit. Come
on.
951
01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:35,591
Hello? Hello?
952
01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:38,427
Hey, cutie.
953
01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:40,095
Can I jizz on your face?
954
01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:42,848
[alternative music]
955
01:00:56,779 --> 01:01:00,908
Wait a second, Dad, I can't
hear you.
956
01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,876
Hey, where's Lucifer going?
957
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:18,801
I gotta leak. Major.
958
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:20,511
Okay.
959
01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:32,731
[boy vomits]
960
01:01:41,490 --> 01:01:44,076
[Dark pees]
961
01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:50,040
Whoopsie.
962
01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,043
Hi.
963
01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:55,087
Hi.
964
01:01:58,090 --> 01:02:01,552
Um, you're thing is out.
965
01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:02,636
Huh?
966
01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:05,055
Oh, sorry.
967
01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:07,850
Are you done?
968
01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:09,852
Yeah.
969
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,604
Except, well.
970
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,315
Ew, repulso.
971
01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:18,068
I guess I'll have to use the
other john.
972
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:20,821
[Mel burps]
973
01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:23,073
Excuse me.
974
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,827
So you gonna get
with Surf and Ski tonight?
975
01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:29,371
I suppose.
976
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,584
Mel, are we still together or
what?
977
01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,212
Dark.
978
01:02:37,296 --> 01:02:39,673
I just wish things weren't so
messed up
and confusing, that's all.
979
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,512
Oh.
980
01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:48,765
Can't we just leave this place?
981
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:51,643
Can't we just leave
this whole planet behind
982
01:02:52,019 --> 01:02:53,854
and forget about everybody and
everything
983
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:57,566
-and just like be in love and
stuff.
-Oh, Dark.
984
01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:01,487
[partygoer knocks]
Hello! Hello!
985
01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:04,656
-Put the drugs away and open up.
-Dark. I...
986
01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:11,997
Look, can't we just deal
with this later, okay?
987
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:14,625
Okay?
988
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,673
I just really miss you that's
all.
989
01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:25,928
-[man] Hello, LAPD.
-Can you hold on a minute?
990
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,558
I gotta go pee.
991
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:40,859
-Hey, sis.
-What are you doing here?
992
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,738
-Hangin'.
-I need air.
993
01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:49,284
Hey, Dark, how's tricks?
994
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:51,245
Hey, Zero.
995
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:53,288
Radical party, huh?
996
01:03:53,372 --> 01:03:55,499
[boy vomits]
997
01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:58,418
Yeah, sure.
998
01:03:58,502 --> 01:03:59,545
Dad, slow down.
999
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:03,924
Son, I don't know how to...
1000
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:05,634
Dad, what is it?
1001
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:08,387
[Dad cries]
1002
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:11,306
What is it? What's wrong?
1003
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:19,731
[sobbing] It's-- It's your
sister.
1004
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:22,734
[siren blares]
1005
01:04:22,818 --> 01:04:25,153
What? What's wrong, Dad?
1006
01:04:26,572 --> 01:04:28,615
[indistinct chatters]
1007
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:57,728
Hey, Dark, have you seen Ducky?
He disappeared.
1008
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:00,772
No.
1009
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,694
I think I'm gonna bail.
1010
01:05:06,153 --> 01:05:06,903
How come?
1011
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:11,700
This party's about as fun
as an ingrown butt hair.
1012
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:17,414
No!
1013
01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:20,626
Ducky!
1014
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,965
[water flows]
1015
01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:43,899
Grab his arm.
1016
01:05:53,909 --> 01:05:56,787
1, 1000, 2, 1000, 3, 1000.
1017
01:05:57,913 --> 01:06:00,791
1, 1000, Ducky.
1018
01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:02,417
[Ducky coughs]
1019
01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:03,543
Get me a towel.
1020
01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:07,673
[punk rock music]
1021
01:06:07,756 --> 01:06:09,800
-[moans]
-Ducky?
1022
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:16,598
♪ I believe there's something
else ♪
1023
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:22,646
♪ Tell the world there's
someone else ♪
1024
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:27,943
♪ Stick your fingers in your
book ♪
1025
01:06:28,819 --> 01:06:33,907
♪ Take the blood and take a
look ♪
1026
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,993
HOPE
1027
01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:40,622
How would you like to sit on my
face
1028
01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:43,667
and cut a nice big juicy fart?
1029
01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:53,719
Yo, Dark. Hey.
1030
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:55,929
[punk rock music]
1031
01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:57,848
What's happening, Handjob?
1032
01:06:58,306 --> 01:07:00,434
No poontang, that's for sure.
1033
01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:03,228
[Handjob burps]
1034
01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:05,981
Pardon my French.
1035
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,608
Hey, you need anything?
1036
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,153
Up, down, all around?
1037
01:07:12,446 --> 01:07:14,531
Nah, I'm blowin'.
1038
01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,868
It's been a gnarly day.
1039
01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:19,870
Oh, yeah.
1040
01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:22,080
In the last 18 hours,
1041
01:07:22,164 --> 01:07:25,041
I've seen four people get
abducted
by a space alien,
1042
01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:27,377
watched Ducky try to drown
himself.
1043
01:07:27,461 --> 01:07:31,631
Plus I spent like 387 bucks on
CDs
at Aran's.
1044
01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:32,758
Kick my mom.
1045
01:07:34,301 --> 01:07:36,178
Hey, what CD's you score?
1046
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:39,222
Hey, punk, remember me?
The one you sold the bad drugs
to.
1047
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:41,516
-The one you ripped off.
-Elvis, baby, come on.
1048
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:42,893
Where's my money, huh?
1049
01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,771
I got some stuff in the car,
killer stuff.
1050
01:07:45,854 --> 01:07:48,982
-It's your gratis.
-Elvis, don't!
1051
01:07:49,441 --> 01:07:51,902
[Handjob grunts]
1052
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,404
Elvis, Elvis!
1053
01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:02,746
Come on, come on, asshole,
come on, come and get me.
1054
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,039
Come on, big man.
1055
01:08:05,373 --> 01:08:09,211
[both grunting]
1056
01:08:24,351 --> 01:08:25,894
Oh, my God, Elvis.
1057
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:29,815
You're killing him.
1058
01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:32,651
Stop, what's wrong with you,
Elvis?
1059
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:39,699
Don't!
1060
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:43,537
Stop it!
1061
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:50,502
[Elvis laughs hysterically]
1062
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:53,463
[punk rock music]
1063
01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:03,765
[Elvis laughs hysterically]
1064
01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:15,026
Dear diary, what a day.
1065
01:09:15,110 --> 01:09:17,279
I swear I've never been so
depressed
1066
01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:19,739
and miserable and lonely
in my entire life.
1067
01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:23,910
It's like I know there's got
to be somebody out there
somewhere.
1068
01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:30,041
Just one person in this huge,
horrible unhappy universe
1069
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,210
that can hold me in their arms
1070
01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:33,920
and tell me everything's gonna
be okay.
1071
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:40,802
And how long do I have to wait
before that person shows up?
1072
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:46,141
I feel like I'm sinking deeper
and deeper into quicksand,
1073
01:09:47,267 --> 01:09:49,019
watching everyone around me
1074
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:50,937
die a slow, agonizing death.
1075
01:09:53,607 --> 01:09:54,608
It's like we all know
1076
01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:57,861
way down in our souls
1077
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,616
that our generation is gonna
witness
the end of everything.
1078
01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:10,040
You can see it in our eyes.
1079
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:13,001
It's in mine. Look.
1080
01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:16,546
I'm doomed.
1081
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:23,178
I'm only 18 years old
and I'm totally doomed.
1082
01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:27,682
[crickets chirping]
1083
01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:31,162
[Montgomery knocks]
1084
01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:50,056
Wait.
1085
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:00,775
Jesus!
1086
01:12:14,873 --> 01:12:15,874
Montgomery.
1087
01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:23,882
The weirdest thing just
happened to me.
1088
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:30,764
Well, are you gonna just stand
there
with your mouth hangin' open
1089
01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:33,224
or are you gonna let me in?
1090
01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:35,685
Sorry.
1091
01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:44,903
Thanks.
1092
01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:55,288
So, like what happened?
1093
01:13:03,963 --> 01:13:06,216
I got kidnapped by space aliens.
1094
01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:08,176
Really?
1095
01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:11,805
And then what?
1096
01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:16,518
Well, they did all these tests
and experiments and stuff on me.
1097
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:20,688
And then I overheard them
talking
about their plan to take over
the earth.
1098
01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:24,317
Then I escaped.
1099
01:13:24,859 --> 01:13:26,402
No way.
1100
01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:28,154
Way.
1101
01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:30,156
Fookin' A.
1102
01:13:32,951 --> 01:13:34,661
I feel strange.
1103
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,746
I think I'm catching a cold or
something.
1104
01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,206
Do you wanna, um--
1105
01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:41,251
Is it okay
if I just rest here for a while?
1106
01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:44,212
I'm suddenly like so tired.
1107
01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:45,421
Sure.
1108
01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:54,139
Well aren't you gonna?
1109
01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:57,142
Yeah.
1110
01:14:09,654 --> 01:14:12,866
I hope you don't take this
the wrong way.
1111
01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:20,206
I mean,
I know you and Mel are like
whatever.
1112
01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:22,292
Whatever is right.
1113
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:27,714
She's all, you know...
1114
01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:35,180
It's... It's not like I'm gay
or anything
1115
01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:39,601
and I know we kinda just met,
1116
01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:45,523
but I really like you a lot
1117
01:14:49,777 --> 01:14:51,112
and I think about you.
1118
01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:55,116
Me, too. [clears throat]
1119
01:14:56,993 --> 01:15:01,080
I mean, I feel the same about
you.
1120
01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:05,627
Like when I was trapped in the
pod thing
that the aliens held me captive
in,
1121
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:09,088
all I could think about
was what if they kill me
1122
01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:15,303
and I never get to see you
again.
1123
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,723
I sound retarded and pathetic,
I know.
1124
01:15:22,477 --> 01:15:26,940
But all my life I've been
searching
1125
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:31,194
for one special person
on this awful scary planet
1126
01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:32,946
who I can love,
1127
01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:38,785
who loves me for what I am.
1128
01:15:41,788 --> 01:15:43,373
That is so poetic.
1129
01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,972
Is it okay if I spend the night?
1130
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,351
I really wanna sleep next to
you.
1131
01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:14,362
Only if you promise
to never, ever leave me.
1132
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:17,156
Deal.
1133
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:20,618
[crickets chirping]
1134
01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:45,935
[Montgomery coughs]
1135
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:50,440
What?
1136
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,068
Is something the matter?
1137
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:56,821
Montgomery.
1138
01:16:58,364 --> 01:16:59,657
Montgomery, what is it?
1139
01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:07,415
Montgomery! Montgomery!
1140
01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:10,376
Tell me what it is, please!
1141
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,378
Montgomery!
1142
01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:14,964
Montgomery!
1143
01:17:15,590 --> 01:17:17,717
Oh, my God, stop!
1144
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,638
Montgomery!
Montgomery!
1145
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:29,103
Montgomery!
1146
01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:34,525
I'm outta here.
1147
01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:49,248
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1148
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:56,255
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1149
01:17:59,634 --> 01:18:02,845
♪ Me and my friend were
walking ♪
1150
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,560
♪ In the cold light of morning
♪
1151
01:18:10,978 --> 01:18:12,647
♪ Tears may blind the eyes ♪
1152
01:18:13,648 --> 01:18:16,943
♪ But the soul is not deceived
♪
1153
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:23,074
♪ In this world even winter
ain't what it seems ♪
1154
01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:27,787
♪ Here come the blue skies ♪
1155
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:31,457
♪ Here come the springtime ♪
1156
01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:33,292
♪ When the rivers run high ♪
1157
01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:36,546
♪ And the tears run dry ♪
1158
01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:41,259
♪ When everything that dies ♪
1159
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:43,636
♪ Shall rise ♪
1160
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:49,308
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1161
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:55,106
♪ Is stronger than death ♪
1162
01:18:55,857 --> 01:19:01,070
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1163
01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:07,410
♪ Is stronger than death ♪
1164
01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:27,346
♪ In our lives we hunger ♪
1165
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:34,353
♪ For those we cannot touch ♪
1166
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:38,232
♪ All the thoughts unuttered ♪
1167
01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:41,360
♪ And all the feelings
unexpressed ♪
1168
01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:47,742
♪ Play upon our hearts
like the mist upon our breath ♪
1169
01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:54,540
♪ But awoke by grief our
spirits speak ♪
1170
01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:57,418
♪ How could you believe ♪
1171
01:19:57,502 --> 01:19:59,837
♪ That the life within the
seed ♪
1172
01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:03,674
♪ That grew arms that reached ♪
1173
01:20:03,758 --> 01:20:06,844
♪ And a heart that beat ♪
1174
01:20:06,928 --> 01:20:11,641
♪ And lips that smiled
and eyes that cried ♪
1175
01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:14,685
♪ Could ever die ♪
1176
01:20:14,769 --> 01:20:17,688
♪ Here come the blue skies ♪
1177
01:20:17,772 --> 01:20:20,566
♪ Here come the springtime ♪
1178
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:26,614
♪ When the rivers run high
and tears run dry ♪
1179
01:20:26,948 --> 01:20:33,913
♪ When everything that dies
shall rise ♪
1180
01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:37,708
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1181
01:20:39,585 --> 01:20:44,924
♪ Is stronger than death ♪
1182
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:51,514
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1183
01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:58,020
♪ Is stronger than death ♪
1184
01:20:59,272 --> 01:21:03,693
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1185
01:21:05,403 --> 01:21:10,950
♪ Is stronger than death ♪
1186
01:21:11,993 --> 01:21:17,832
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1187
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:24,547
♪ Is stronger than death ♪
1188
01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:31,429
♪ Shall rise ♪
1189
01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:37,768
♪ Shall rise ♪
1190
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:44,525
♪ Shall rise ♪
1191
01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:51,240
♪ Shall rise ♪
1192
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:57,580
[crickets chirping]
1193
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,127
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