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Oh!
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Mr. Marquez,
Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez.
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Excuse me. What? What--
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- Whoa.
- What-- What'’s going on?
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- We need your help right now.
- With Powderpuff.
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Powderpuff? What'’s Powderpuff?
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You know, when the girls
play football,
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and then the football players
dress as cheerleaders.
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- Oh, that. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'’m sorry, I don't know anything
about football.
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- Hold on.
- Mr. Marquez.
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Nobody is mad about
the girls playing football.
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They'’re mad about us
dressing up as cheerleaders.
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And why are you guys coming
to me? '’Cause I'm gay?
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Sweet of you guys, but I
don'’t wanna be on the news
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as the gay guy
fighting for young men'’s rights
to dress up like girls.
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Come on, Mr. Marquez. This is
our senior year. It'’s the
most things we look forward to.
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It'’s the most things
you look forward to?
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Jason, the grammar.
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It'’s the thing
you look forward to the most.
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Wow. Yeah, that is
what I'’ve been.
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See? You'’re already helping.
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Okay, I'’m sorry, guys.
I just-- It'’s not--
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- Hold on, man.
- Please. Think about it.
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I'’ll talk to Coach Hillridge
after school. How'’s that?
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- That'’s dope.
- Yeah!
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Great.
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♪ I wanna take you in my arms ♪
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♪ You'’re taking me ♪
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♪ To the point of no return ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh
You'’re taking me ♪
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All right.
Huddle up. Listen.
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You ladies all begged for
a female coach this year
for Powderpuff.
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And since everybody gets
what they want these days,
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give it up for Ms. Sanders.
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Hi. Thank you.
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Unfortunately, I don'’t know
all the technical dos and don'’ts
of football per se,
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so I'’ve brought
Coach Hillridge here.
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He'’s just gonna assist me
on small things.
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Like, when you catch the ball,
which way do you go?
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And then why do you
ever kick the ball?
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That'’s right. Ms. Sanders
is your coach today,
so just ignore me.
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You won'’t notice me at all. I'll
just be here teaching her how to
teach you how to play football.
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- That'’s right.
- Tell '’em to start
running sprints.
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Sprints!
Come on.
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Evan, catch.
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Hey, I told
your football players
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I'’d help them save
their Powderpuff performance.
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- You'’re trying to cancel that?
- You think I wanna cancel
Powderpuff?
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Why? I love that shit.
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Come on. Big football dudes
dressed up like cheerleaders.
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- Oh!
- That'’s the height
of comedy, man. Come on.
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- God, Gwen.
- You gotta take it up
with Moretti.
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- I'’m taking it up
with Moretti.
- Catch him.
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- What do I do now?
- Burpees.
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- It'’s time
for "blurpees," girls!
- Burpees.
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- Hey, Grant.
- No, Evan!
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- Grant.
- No, I'’m off the clock.
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- My car is technically
not school grounds.
- Listen,
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what is this Powderpuff thing?
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You'’re canceling
this Powderpuff thing?
What is this?
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We'’re not canceling anything.
Nothing is being canceled.
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Look, it'’s not--
It'’s being discussed.
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It'’s not all of Powderpuff.
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It'’s just the-- the boys'
cheerleading performance
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has become a sort of
a hot-button issue, all right?
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Just tell the parents
to lighten up.
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- It'’s not the parents.
- What?
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Not the parents.
The parents love it.
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Big football guys
in girls'’ clothes.
It'’s funny stuff, Evan.
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Even I, back in the day,
I was in Powderpuff
back in the day.
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- Really?
- Yeah, we had a cheer
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about our butts, kicking butts.
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That'’s me. I didn't even
have to shave my legs.
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- You look like Hilary Duff.
- Thank you.
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If it'’s not the parents,
who'’s trying to cancel it?
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The students.
The LGBTQ+IA2S+ Alliance.
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That'’s crazy.
Why didn'’t they
just come talk to me?
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I helped rhinestone their flag.
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- They think
you'’re homophobic now.
- What? Why?
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They think that you
don'’t believe in lesbians.
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Oh, come on.
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- That was taken out of context.
- What context was it in?
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Just I was having
a regular conversation
with Gwen.
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And I was telling her
I have a hard time
believing that lesbians
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aren'’t attracted to men.
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Okay. So you'’re saying--
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Powderpuff is
this old boomer tradition
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where the boys
get to make fun of the girls.
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And more importantly,
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these football players
are "gender-switching" as a joke
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when there are people
in this school who are
actually nonbinary or trans.
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- And that is not a joke.
- Pablo.
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Wake up.
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Is anybody
actually upset about it?
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Like, in my experience,
if men wanna dress up as women,
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- you should just let them.
- Let my boys have fun.
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I actually love Powderpuff
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because the boys have to admit
how hard our cheers are.
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Becca, you literally
quit cheerleading.
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Yeah, because I literally died
for three minutes last year.
I went to hell.
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Stop talking about that.
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I'’ve never liked Powderpuff, personally.
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- Why, Jeff?
- It sickens me.
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- The beauty is too intense.
- That'’s crazy.
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Who here is in
the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance?
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Okay. Look, if you guys
had come to me,
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I would have gently reminded you
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that while your hearts
may be in the right place,
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in actuality, you'’re banning
a drag performance
at a school in the South.
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- Ooh!
- Stop being a contrarian.
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You know, it'’s bullshit
that these cool jock kids
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get to dress however they want
and everybody loves it.
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They'’re doing it
as a joke. It'’s not
like real authentic drag.
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So, you guys just want the boys
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to be authentic and respectful
in their performance.
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That would make you happy?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Sure.
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Okay. Good to know.
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- Yes, Tiffany.
- This is literally book club.
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Like, why are we talking
about this?
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So, when you talk to the boys
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just, like, keep it base level,
keep it easy.
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- They'’re new to all this.
- All right. I got it. Yeah.
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They'’re gonna be
maybe shocked.
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You still do those,
uh, poetry jams?
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No, that was just at A&M.
I stopped after college.
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Oh. I miss
those college parties.
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I remember you, like,
refused to take photos
with a digital camera.
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You'’d be like,
"I only use real film."
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- Right. Right. Right.
- And you had that mullet.
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I'’m much less of a loser now.
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- And what do you do here? Oh.
- I teach English.
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Hey, guys.
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Um, I would like
to introduce you today
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to a very special friend
of mine.
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This is Shazam.
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Hello, hello,
my little babies. Hello.
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Hi, Shazam.
Hi.
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Shazam was the queen of drag
back in college.
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And now, she has
a long-running show in Austin
called Woman of La Mancha.
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That actually got canceled.
The show is now called
Drink Ticket Tuesday.
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When you are
old enough to drink,
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maybe you can go check that out,
or don'’t tell anybody
I said that.
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So, are you, like, a dude?
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I'’m like a dude.
Yeah, I'’m cool like you guys.
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I'’m a cool dude. I sit home.
I wear tube socks.
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I blow my nose. I have hair.
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But when she'’s dressed
like this, she is Shazam.
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When I'’m dressed like this,
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I'’m your mama.
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Okay.
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Quick question:
Does anybody own a ferret?
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- Do they have ferrets?
- I'’m just trying to connect
with the kids.
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- They'’re not eight.
- I don'’t know how old they are.
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Here'’s the deal, guys,
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Shazam is gonna teach you guys
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the proper way
to dress like a girl.
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The right way.
You know, it'’s a little bit
like if you'’re gonna drink
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or experiment with drugs,
I'’d rather you do it
in the house.
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That'’s not a great example.
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But she and I, we'’re gonna be
your coaches in this.
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Them, like, real titties?
Or, like, what you got going on?
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Honey. No, this is
a breastplate.
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It looks great, right?
Very realistic.
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- Yeah, it looks awesome.
- We call it a titty bib.
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And this is a lace-front wig.
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- My mom has that.
- Okay.
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So, is there, like,
a titty bib for your dick too?
Or, like, where'’s that at?
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Yes, I am tucked.
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- It'’s like
a jockstrap or like a cup.
- It just kind of...
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Does it pop in?
- Yeah, I tie it
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on the end of a ping-pong ball
and shove it up my ass.
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Don'’t laugh. That's rude.
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Yeah. No, no.
You guys can laugh.
This is what I'’m saying.
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Shazam is very funny.
Drag can be very funny.
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So, if you guys,
for this Powderpuff performance,
instead of doing joke drag
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or half drag or just
the cheerleading outfits,
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if you just do authentic,
real drag like this,
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then the LGBTQ Alliance
cannot be upset.
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So, you want us
dress like this?
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Oh, honey. I don'’t think
you have the balls
to dress like this.
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- Ooh!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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And that-- This is good.
This is the thing.
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She just read you,
and you can read her back and--
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- And I'’m
an accelerated reader, Tray.
- Damn.
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Drag is about self-expression.
About being larger than life.
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Shazam used to have a motto
in college, used to say,
"We don'’t mark it, baby"--
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- We do everything full-out.
-"We go full-out."
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- What is "mark it"?
- It'’s like--
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- When you don'’t go
all the way on something.
- Yeah,
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it'’s like, one, two,
three, four.
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You know, you wanna be like--
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Like when you don'’t hustle
in football.
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Oh. Okay.
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We'’re gonna go all out.
You guys on board? Maybe?
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Mmm...
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Fuck it.
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It'’s my senior year.
Let'’s get it for Coach Shazam.
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- Yeah!
- Let'’s go.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
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- Coach Shazam.
- Coach. Yeah.
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Okay. Uh-- Oh--
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Sarah, you hold the ball,
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you'’re gonna hike it to--
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- To who?
- To the quarterback.
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To the quarterback.
Yes, amazing. Great.
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Once you catch it, you'’re just
gonna throw it to-- Who?
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To the receiver.
Ella, catch it.
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Yes, I love this!
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Okay. So, once you catch it--
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah, ah!
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I know this. You guys are all
gonna tackle her, okay?
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- You'’re gonna get her.
- Wait, are--
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Put your body into her!
Chest forward!
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- Wait.
- Wait, aren'’t we playing
flag football?
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- Yes. Yes.
- No. What?
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- Flag football.
- No. Why wouldn'’t they
play tackle football?
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So they don'’t injure themselves
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- or each other.
- Are you kidding?
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- No.
- I mean, God, here we go.
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Girls aren'’t allowed
to hurt anyone. This is
why we get kidnapped.
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Someone says, "Get in my car,"
we go along with it
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'’cause we don't wanna
hurt their feelings, and it
turns out to be the killer.
225
00:08:53,371 --> 00:08:56,512
This is a football field.
It'’s a game. We're not
worried about killers.
226
00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:57,824
- You'’re not.
- Excuse me?
227
00:08:57,824 --> 00:08:59,964
Coach Hillridge, you can
walk to your car alone at night
228
00:08:59,964 --> 00:09:01,690
without thinking
that someone'’s gonna kill you.
229
00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:03,657
You can walk alone
to your car tonight as well.
230
00:09:03,657 --> 00:09:05,935
- Just don'’t park
in a shit neighborhood.
- Okay, okay.
231
00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:07,868
- You'’re kidding, right?
- I'’m not.
232
00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:09,594
I'’m a 110-pound girl.
233
00:09:09,594 --> 00:09:12,217
- The whole world
is a bad neighborhood to me.
- That part.
234
00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:15,151
You know what?
I don'’t think you know
what it'’s like to be a woman.
235
00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:18,327
- That'’s not the point.
- Your biggest fear
is getting made fun of.
236
00:09:18,327 --> 00:09:20,398
- Our biggest fear
is getting raped and killed.
- Whoa!
237
00:09:20,398 --> 00:09:22,814
Whoa, whoa. The girls
do not need to hear about this.
238
00:09:22,814 --> 00:09:24,609
They hear about this
all the time.
239
00:09:24,609 --> 00:09:27,474
When I toured Texas State,
this is, like,
all they talked about.
240
00:09:27,474 --> 00:09:29,545
Did they show you where
all those emergency poles are
241
00:09:29,545 --> 00:09:31,823
- in case you'’re getting
serial killed at college?
- Yeah, they had to.
242
00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:33,929
- Exactly.
- Okay. First and foremost,
243
00:09:33,929 --> 00:09:36,207
we'’re not talking about
getting serial killed
at college.
244
00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:38,347
This is Powderpuff.
This is fun, okay?
245
00:09:38,347 --> 00:09:41,419
How do you expect them
to defend themselves
on the field...
246
00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:44,387
- Mmm.
- ...if they can'’t defend
themselves out in the world?
247
00:09:44,387 --> 00:09:47,252
How are they gonna
defend themselves against
someone like the Highway Killer?
248
00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:49,254
- Oh, my God.
- Who'’s the Highway Killer?
249
00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:52,913
The podcast.
The Highway Killer:
Murder at the Speed of Death.
250
00:09:52,913 --> 00:09:54,190
Yeah. It'’s really good.
251
00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,089
- The chemistry
between the two of them.
- Yeah.
252
00:09:56,089 --> 00:09:58,436
- The way they'’re making
each other laugh.
- I know.
253
00:09:58,436 --> 00:10:00,162
What'’s it called?
The Highway Killer.
254
00:10:00,162 --> 00:10:04,062
Okay, wait-- Yeah,
I'’ll give it a go.
Why not? 302 episodes.
255
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,236
By the way, routes.
256
00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:08,135
Oh, yeah.
Run routes, guys. Get it.
257
00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,448
I asked you not to get involved.
258
00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:12,553
Grant, if you'’re
teaching somebody to play piano,
259
00:10:12,553 --> 00:10:13,624
who do you get to help them?
260
00:10:13,624 --> 00:10:14,866
A piano teacher.
261
00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,454
If you'’re teaching guys
to dress up like girls--
262
00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:18,214
I'’m getting calls
from the parents.
263
00:10:18,214 --> 00:10:19,457
I don'’t know who this person is.
264
00:10:19,457 --> 00:10:21,390
She could be a lunatic.
She could be a criminal.
265
00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:24,186
Because she happens to be
a drag queen, she'’s a lunatic
and a criminal?
266
00:10:24,186 --> 00:10:26,153
- Are you hearing yourself?
- That'’s not what I mean.
267
00:10:26,153 --> 00:10:28,984
You can'’t bring in strangers
to teach at the school.
You can'’t do that.
268
00:10:28,984 --> 00:10:32,090
I was trying to satisfy
the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance.
269
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,817
Why? Why succumb to the whims
of these four gay kids?
270
00:10:34,817 --> 00:10:37,855
- I never said that.
- There'’s at least
eight of them, right?
271
00:10:37,855 --> 00:10:39,339
You just
listen to them complain.
272
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,237
You don'’t have to do anything
about their problems.
273
00:10:41,237 --> 00:10:44,240
- I thought
their concerns were valid.
- Valid? Here'’s what's valid.
274
00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,277
Those football players'’ parents
are gonna be there.
275
00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:49,418
Superintendent Boone
will be there. And this is
what they'’re expecting to see.
276
00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:51,144
- What is this?
- I'’ll read along, all right?
277
00:10:51,144 --> 00:10:55,458
"Appropriate and approved attire
for the Powderpuff
halftime performance:
278
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,013
- hair ties, face glitter,
nail polish...
- Polish.
279
00:10:58,013 --> 00:11:00,325
...cheerleading outfits."
This is ridiculous.
280
00:11:00,325 --> 00:11:03,259
It needs to be cute.
It needs to be fun.
Everybody'’s gonna be happy.
281
00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:05,434
We'’re gonna have a great time.
No one gets fired.
282
00:11:05,434 --> 00:11:07,678
Think of your job, Evan.
Think of your job.
283
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,439
So, ladies, you got these flags.
284
00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:12,027
If someone'’s trying
to get your flag,
285
00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:13,684
I'’m thinking it's a lot of this.
286
00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:16,410
It'’s in the hips. Try it.
If someone'’s trying to get you
287
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,792
- and you'’re juking--
- Stop. Stop what
you'’re doing. Stop.
288
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:21,933
I listened to, like,
eight episodes of that podcast
you told me about,
289
00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:24,591
and I couldn'’t care less
about y'’all running plays,
290
00:11:24,591 --> 00:11:26,455
running out routes,
in routes, posts.
291
00:11:26,455 --> 00:11:28,146
I care more about you
292
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,839
not ending up
in tiny little pieces
in someone'’s freezer.
293
00:11:30,839 --> 00:11:34,705
We need to forget about football
and teach these girls
self-defense.
294
00:11:34,705 --> 00:11:36,948
- Wow, Markie.
- Yeah. Looks like
I'’m a feminist now.
295
00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:38,122
You'’re a feminist?
296
00:11:38,122 --> 00:11:39,986
Only when it comes to
female violence.
297
00:11:39,986 --> 00:11:42,954
I still feel the same way
about equal pay.
Some people just work harder.
298
00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:44,749
I mean, show me
a woman who'’s a CEO.
299
00:11:44,749 --> 00:11:46,130
Elizabeth Holmes.
300
00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:52,584
Okay, we are doing
female self-defense 101,
right now.
301
00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:53,965
I just want to play football.
302
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,829
- Then you can leave.
- Fuck out of here.
303
00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:59,143
Guys, I hate to break it to you.
We got some bad news.
304
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:01,801
I got this email
from the school board.
305
00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:05,045
This is a list of things
that have been approved
306
00:12:05,045 --> 00:12:07,047
for the boys'’
Powderpuff performance.
307
00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:10,775
Needless to say, the things
we'’ve been doing in here
are not on this list,
308
00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:13,157
- and they wanna
kick Shazam out.
- What?
309
00:12:13,157 --> 00:12:15,331
First my sister'’s
baby shower, now this.
310
00:12:15,331 --> 00:12:16,850
You guys want me
to read this list?
311
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,645
- Hell no.
- No. Nah.
312
00:12:18,645 --> 00:12:20,440
Okay. Why don'’t I just...
313
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,684
Mmm...
- Yeah.
314
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,137
Whose house?
- Our house!
315
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,483
- Whose house?
- Our house!
316
00:12:32,038 --> 00:12:33,073
It'’s our house!
317
00:12:33,073 --> 00:12:34,557
These will fit better
318
00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:36,663
if you really just,
like, stretch it.
319
00:12:36,663 --> 00:12:39,700
Love. And then this.
There we go.
320
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,875
- Yeah!
- It'’s actually a bra,
321
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:44,705
but I wear mine as a sleep mask
when I fly coach.
322
00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:47,260
Okay, Coach Hillridge,
you'’re walking to your car
alone at night.
323
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:48,606
- Where are your keys?
- Front pocket.
324
00:12:48,606 --> 00:12:50,263
Wrong.
Attacker, boom, you'’re dead.
325
00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:53,576
Take your keys, put '’em
right between your fingers
like Wolverine.
326
00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:54,923
It'’s gonna get him good.
327
00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:56,269
What kind of girls you run with
328
00:12:56,269 --> 00:12:57,615
that you'’ve never seen a bra?
329
00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:02,309
Step together,
step together, step together.
330
00:13:03,932 --> 00:13:08,005
Come on, boys.
A little more sashay,
a little less shantay.
331
00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:10,801
Do you see the way she just
did this? She was like...
332
00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:13,873
You know what I mean?
That is, what do we call it?
Marking it. She was marking it.
333
00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:16,220
You'’re a beautiful
single female.
There'’s a note on your car.
334
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,084
Probably from an admirer.
Let'’s see what it's about.
335
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,569
Distraction means death.
You'’re done.
336
00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:22,364
Ah...
337
00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:23,779
Sway. Sway.
338
00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:24,849
Will you marry me?
339
00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:25,954
Yes, of course.
340
00:13:25,954 --> 00:13:27,300
Boom, you'’re dead.
341
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,233
Your husband'’s the most likely
person to kill you.
342
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,924
Let me see the hands like this.
343
00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:33,444
We saw a nipple.
Now we'’ve been disqualified.
344
00:13:33,444 --> 00:13:35,170
Killer'’s dead.
Check the pulse.
345
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,103
He tricked you,
now you'’re dead.
346
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,242
Ah, ah, ah.
347
00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:41,003
Okay. Can I
see you try that? Yes.
348
00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,349
You'’re dead so is your family.
349
00:13:42,349 --> 00:13:44,144
Boom. You'’re dead.
Boom! You'’re dead.
350
00:13:45,939 --> 00:13:49,184
Ah. Ah. Ah!
351
00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:50,841
Ah. Ah.
352
00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,120
Ah.
353
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,363
Evan, I think they'’re ready.
354
00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,987
Markie, seriously, you'’ve done
such a good job today.
355
00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:00,920
- I'’m so proud of you.
- My eyes are open.
356
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,680
- I'’ve learned a lot, you know.
- Thank you.
357
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,199
- Hey.
- Give me a little hug.
358
00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:05,959
- My buddy.
- Indeed.
359
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,685
Chloroform. Boom, he'’s dead.
360
00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:10,067
Okay, then you all get in a line
and then I come out,
361
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,517
and then I hit the audience
with a huge death drop, right?
362
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:15,451
So, it'’s like left leg out,
right leg back, bam!
363
00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:19,662
I don'’t know. I think
it might be better to just leave
the drag performing to the kids.
364
00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:22,493
No, Mr. Marquez.
We want Shazam
until the very end.
365
00:14:22,493 --> 00:14:24,357
She steps our pussy up.
366
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:27,498
Okay. If you guys want Shazam
to do a death drop,
367
00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:29,914
Shazam can do a death drop
at the end of the performance.
368
00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:31,674
Brayden, you wanna count us out?
369
00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:34,022
Full-out on three.
One, two, three!
370
00:14:34,022 --> 00:14:35,713
- Full-out!
- Full-out!
371
00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:37,266
Let'’s go, bitches.
372
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,683
Uh, same time tomorrow, guys.
373
00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:42,099
Good hustle.
374
00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:43,928
I think we'’re doing
a really good thing here.
375
00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:47,173
- Me too.
- Is this your iPhone charger?
376
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,726
- No, I don'’t think so.
- Okay.
377
00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:51,763
Well, I'’m gonna go
to the bathroom,
because I need to untuck.
378
00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:53,662
Mama is in pain.
379
00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:55,215
Okay.
Take all the time you need.
380
00:14:55,215 --> 00:14:57,493
If you see a bald guy
who looks like he'’s
gonna kill himself,
381
00:14:57,493 --> 00:14:58,563
that'’s the principal.
382
00:14:58,563 --> 00:14:59,840
Just walk the other way.
383
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:07,676
Keith, you left your duffel bag.
384
00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:10,023
This thing is getting
heavier and heavier.
385
00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:11,197
What do you keep in there?
386
00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:13,578
- It'’s fucking wigs, man.
- What is this?
387
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,408
- Some wigs.
- What'’s in your trunk?
388
00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:21,586
You'’re stealing from the school?
389
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,450
No, this is stuff
I'’ve owned before.
390
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:27,075
Stuff you'’ve owned before.
What does that even mean?
391
00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:29,629
Oh, my God. What is in this?
392
00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:33,944
Ferret food
from Miss Mallory'’s class?
393
00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:36,429
I have children
to feed, Evan. Okay?
394
00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:38,534
You feed your children
ferret food?
395
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:41,434
My ferrets are my kids, Evan.
I don'’t have
a school full of '’em.
396
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,160
We have to get
this fucking stuff back inside.
397
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,747
- Which stuff?
- All of it.
398
00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:46,887
- I'’ll help.
- No, you can'’t help.
399
00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:48,717
You'’re a fucking thief.
Do you understand?
400
00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:51,513
I vouched for you
with the principal. I should
call the cops right now.
401
00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:54,550
Oh, the principal?
God, you used to be
so punk rock, man.
402
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,758
I don'’t know. You changed.
403
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,760
You are so fucked up.
404
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,108
Anyway,
I'’ll see you at rehearsal.
405
00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,213
No, you won'’t
because you'’re-- you're fired.
406
00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:05,078
People are obsessed
with saying that to me.
407
00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:07,874
- We need those printers.
- Peace out, Evan.
408
00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:11,257
People have to print things
at this school.
409
00:16:11,257 --> 00:16:14,432
Thank God you can'’t fit
a fucking copy machine
in that trunk.
410
00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:18,298
"Ten printers,
laser and inkjet."
411
00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:21,267
"Five laptops,
framed picture of me." Hmm?
412
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:25,581
"An American flag, an abacus,
45 pounds of ferret food,
413
00:16:25,581 --> 00:16:27,238
iPhone chargers,
20 to 30 iPhone"--
414
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:28,895
No one can find
their iPhone chargers.
415
00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:31,139
Oh, and a student
lent Shazam $300.
416
00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:34,073
Well, they'’re not
getting it back.
417
00:16:34,073 --> 00:16:37,283
Look, there was no way
of knowing, really,
that she was--
418
00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:38,560
No, there'’s no way of knowing?
419
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,148
Your friend Keith
has a record, Evan.
420
00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:42,046
- We'’re talking
grand larceny here.
- Right.
421
00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:44,152
A criminal drag queen
was brought into the school.
422
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:47,189
You basically conjured
a conservative talking point
out of thin air.
423
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:50,848
Did you not even think to check
his-- her background?
424
00:16:50,848 --> 00:16:52,643
No, this was an old friend. I--
425
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,542
No, no, because you were
so consumed with
your little mission, right?
426
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,337
Okay, well,
congratulations, Evan.
427
00:16:57,337 --> 00:16:59,684
Congratulations.
You-- You-- You succeeded.
428
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,170
Oh, God.
429
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:05,173
I am canceling the Powderpuff
boys'’ performance.
430
00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:06,829
- Why?
- A three-minute skit
431
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,279
isn'’t worth the hassle.
432
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,522
It'’s already too much.
433
00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:11,593
I'’m getting texts
from the LGTBQ kids.
434
00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:13,664
I don'’t even know how they got
my personal phone number.
435
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:16,701
And with Superintendent Boone
being there, no, no, no, no, no.
436
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:19,221
Do you understand
how big this issue is?
437
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,121
This isn'’t just about
a little skit
at a football game.
438
00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:23,570
This is about drag.
439
00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:26,332
Yeah, you--
you made it about drag.
440
00:17:31,061 --> 00:17:32,441
Purr.
441
00:17:32,441 --> 00:17:33,925
Wait. So she had a record?
442
00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:37,032
Yeah. I mean, you can just
never predict that someone has
443
00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:40,725
three DUIs
and is permanently banned
from the Austin Zoo.
444
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:42,210
- We gotta go there.
- We do.
445
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,728
We'’ve got to go there.
Don'’t forget that.
446
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,178
The point is, I didn'’t know.
447
00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:46,904
It'’s awful that it's over,
you know.
448
00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:48,664
It'’s just, like,
it'’s over. It's over.
449
00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:50,563
I guess the girls'’
football game will be fun.
450
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:52,910
Yeah. I don'’t know
how much football they learned,
451
00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:55,947
but they'’re not gonna get killed
at a highway rest stop.
452
00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:57,294
I can guarantee it.
453
00:17:57,294 --> 00:17:58,847
I think I'’m not gonna go
to the game--
454
00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:00,745
You gotta come to
the football game.
455
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:03,162
I don'’t know. It's so sad now.
456
00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:05,716
It would mean a lot to me
that you come and you'’re
just in the stand.
457
00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:07,338
- I worked really hard.
- Yeah.
458
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:09,202
You can bring a book
and just, like, chill.
459
00:18:09,202 --> 00:18:10,859
- Yeah, I'’ll go.
- Thank you.
460
00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:11,929
Goddamn it!
461
00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,172
Is that Nick out there?
462
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,690
Yeah, he'’s working on the pool.
463
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:17,590
What is he doing again?
He'’s building a pool by hand?
464
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:20,558
We'’re, like, basically saving
so much money because
he doesn'’t need bulldozers.
465
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,734
He doesn'’t need people.
He just needs himself
and shovels and all that stuff--
466
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,701
That sounds so crazy.
467
00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:27,979
No, it'’s just concrete
and digging, I think.
468
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:31,121
And then, once it'’s done,
it'’s gonna get listed
on Swimply.
469
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:32,950
What'’s the word
that you'’re saying?
470
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,539
Swimply'’s an app where you list
your pool and your backyard
471
00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:39,612
and you rent it for hours
to people, strangers,
and they pay you.
472
00:18:39,612 --> 00:18:41,372
- While you'’re home?
- While we'’re home,
473
00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:43,926
and then you charge more
if they come in
and use your bathroom.
474
00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,342
Well, good for you.
475
00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:46,860
I'’ll get him to explain it
to you. Nick!
476
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,448
- You don'’t need to get him--
- No, no. Nick!
477
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:50,105
You don'’t have to come!
You do--
478
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:52,176
Hey, Nick.
Hey.
479
00:18:52,176 --> 00:18:54,109
Hi.
- Hey, babe. What'’s up?
480
00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:57,112
- I was just bragging
about the pool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
481
00:18:57,112 --> 00:19:01,289
I mean, look, it'’s like
nobody in this neighborhood
is on Swimply.
482
00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:03,601
They have pools,
but they'’re not on the app.
483
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,224
But I was at Trader Joe'’s
the other day,
484
00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:07,502
and I think my neighbor heard me
talking to you about it,
485
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:08,848
so this is like a rushed dig.
486
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,229
It'’s gonna be a rushed dig.
487
00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:12,645
All right. Well, I support that.
488
00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:14,267
I think it'’s cool.
I think it'’s inspiring.
489
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:16,096
It'’s so much fun.
I gotta get back outside.
490
00:19:16,096 --> 00:19:17,270
Okay, bye.
491
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,307
My little pool man.
492
00:19:19,307 --> 00:19:21,481
Nice to see you.
Good to see you, Evan.
493
00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:23,034
You guys are so cute.
494
00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:24,622
It'’s so good
that he has this though
495
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,003
'’cause he needs
to be distracted,
496
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:28,833
'’cause the looking for
a job thing was a lot.
497
00:19:37,048 --> 00:19:38,395
Get the fuck back!
498
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:41,639
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah. Yes.
499
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,538
- Do we get points for that?
- We do. We do.
500
00:19:43,538 --> 00:19:45,125
Go for one! Yeah!
501
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,955
- Oh, God.
- Yeah. Yeah.
502
00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:48,336
Evan.
503
00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:50,269
Oh, hey.
- Hey.
504
00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:52,443
How'’s it going?
- Good, and you? Good to see you.
505
00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:56,275
Hey, do you know anybody
who has, like,
20 printers I could use?
506
00:19:57,759 --> 00:19:58,967
That'’s funny.
507
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,279
Hey, hey, hey.
508
00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:02,281
Oh. This is
Superintendent Boone.
509
00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:04,766
This is
our college counselor, Rick.
510
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,319
It'’s a pleasure
to meet you, Rick.
511
00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:08,873
As long as you don'’t ask me
for a raise, that is.
512
00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:14,638
Actually, if I can grab five
to chat about that with you,
that would be sick.
513
00:20:14,638 --> 00:20:17,019
Maybe we hit up
Ruth'’s Chris, fellas?
514
00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:21,058
All right, whatever.
I'’m gonna head home.
515
00:20:21,058 --> 00:20:22,887
- Nice to see you.
- Yeah? You'’re out?
516
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:24,372
- Yeah.
- Okay.
517
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,995
Oh. What'’s happening here?
518
00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,830
- Evan, what the hell
is going on?
- They did this themselves.
519
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:37,039
I did--
Was not involved with this.
520
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,972
Hey, yo,
let me ask you something.
521
00:20:39,594 --> 00:20:40,595
Do we offend you?
522
00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:43,183
Someone taught us something.
523
00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:45,945
That even if things don'’t go
your way or work out,
524
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,912
we don'’t mark it.
525
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:50,087
We go full-out, baby.
526
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,159
Thank you, Coach Marquez.
527
00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,541
And even if you don'’t understand
what I'’m talking about,
528
00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,612
then you about to learn.
529
00:20:57,612 --> 00:20:59,683
- You bitches ready?
- Ready!
530
00:20:59,683 --> 00:21:01,788
One, two, three, four.
531
00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:21,601
♪ You run, run, run away ♪
532
00:21:21,601 --> 00:21:24,328
♪ It'’s your heart
That you betray ♪
533
00:21:26,399 --> 00:21:27,607
Yes!
534
00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:33,337
Marquez! Markie,
control your players!
535
00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:35,788
Who do you think gave them
the keys to the cart?
536
00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:38,100
Let the girls dance.
537
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,344
- Whoo!
- Hell yeah, Markie!
538
00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:43,140
Hey, man.
Powderpuff is tradition.
539
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:44,659
♪ ...your heart'’s still wild ♪
540
00:21:44,659 --> 00:21:47,420
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
541
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,077
- ♪ Bang, bang ♪
- Whoo!
542
00:21:49,077 --> 00:21:50,389
♪ I am the warrior ♪
543
00:21:50,389 --> 00:21:52,218
Yo, yo, yo.
It'’s time for the death drop.
544
00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:53,288
You'’re in!
545
00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:56,222
♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
546
00:21:56,222 --> 00:21:57,706
♪ And heart-to-heart
You'’ll win ♪
547
00:21:57,706 --> 00:22:00,088
Yeah!
548
00:22:00,088 --> 00:22:02,332
♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪
549
00:22:10,098 --> 00:22:13,101
♪ If you survive ♪
550
00:22:13,101 --> 00:22:16,449
Yeah!
551
00:22:16,449 --> 00:22:19,349
I am so sorry.
I did not expect this to happen.
552
00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:21,627
Are you kidding?
553
00:22:21,627 --> 00:22:24,112
It was funny as hell.
554
00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:28,841
Back in my day
when we did Powderpuff,
they told us to go whole hog.
555
00:22:28,841 --> 00:22:33,052
That was whole hog
and an extra ham hock
for good measure.
556
00:22:48,585 --> 00:22:53,659
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
557
00:22:53,659 --> 00:22:55,557
They actually fucking did it.
558
00:22:57,214 --> 00:22:58,284
Work.
559
00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:00,286
♪ I am the warrior ♪
560
00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:03,807
♪ And heart-to-heart
You'’ll win ♪
561
00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:07,017
♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪
562
00:23:07,017 --> 00:23:10,503
♪ If you survive ♪
563
00:23:10,503 --> 00:23:12,298
♪ The warrior ♪
564
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,612
♪ The warrior ♪
565
00:23:15,612 --> 00:23:18,546
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
566
00:23:18,546 --> 00:23:20,168
♪ Bang, bang ♪
567
00:23:20,168 --> 00:23:23,516
♪ I am the warrior ♪
568
00:23:23,516 --> 00:23:26,381
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
569
00:23:26,381 --> 00:23:27,831
♪ Bang, bang ♪
570
00:23:27,831 --> 00:23:31,213
♪ I am the warrior ♪
571
00:23:31,213 --> 00:23:34,113
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
572
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,597
♪ Bang, bang ♪
573
00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:38,255
♪ I am the warrior ♪
574
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,673
♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪
575
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:47,057
♪ And victory is mine ♪
576
00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:48,507
♪ Shootin'’ at the walls ♪
577
00:23:48,507 --> 00:23:50,094
♪ The warrior ♪
578
00:23:51,406 --> 00:23:54,409
♪ I am the warrior ♪
579
00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:57,136
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache...♪
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