1 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:09,089 Oh! 2 00:00:15,164 --> 00:00:17,994 Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez. 3 00:00:17,994 --> 00:00:19,444 Excuse me. What? What-- 4 00:00:19,444 --> 00:00:21,308 - Whoa. - What-- What'’s going on? 5 00:00:21,308 --> 00:00:23,586 - We need your help right now. - With Powderpuff. 6 00:00:23,586 --> 00:00:25,174 Powderpuff? What'’s Powderpuff? 7 00:00:25,174 --> 00:00:27,141 You know, when the girls play football, 8 00:00:27,141 --> 00:00:29,005 and then the football players dress as cheerleaders. 9 00:00:29,005 --> 00:00:31,076 - Oh, that. Yeah. - Yeah. 10 00:00:31,076 --> 00:00:33,044 I'’m sorry, I don't know anything about football. 11 00:00:33,044 --> 00:00:34,666 - Hold on. - Mr. Marquez. 12 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:36,357 Nobody is mad about the girls playing football. 13 00:00:36,357 --> 00:00:38,118 They'’re mad about us dressing up as cheerleaders. 14 00:00:38,118 --> 00:00:40,465 And why are you guys coming to me? '’Cause I'm gay? 15 00:00:40,465 --> 00:00:42,467 Sweet of you guys, but I don'’t wanna be on the news 16 00:00:42,467 --> 00:00:46,057 as the gay guy fighting for young men'’s rights to dress up like girls. 17 00:00:46,057 --> 00:00:49,853 Come on, Mr. Marquez. This is our senior year. It'’s the most things we look forward to. 18 00:00:49,853 --> 00:00:52,166 It'’s the most things you look forward to? 19 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,547 Jason, the grammar. 20 00:00:53,547 --> 00:00:55,480 It'’s the thing you look forward to the most. 21 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,102 Wow. Yeah, that is what I'’ve been. 22 00:00:57,102 --> 00:00:58,483 See? You'’re already helping. 23 00:00:58,483 --> 00:01:00,243 Okay, I'’m sorry, guys. I just-- It'’s not-- 24 00:01:00,243 --> 00:01:02,038 - Hold on, man. - Please. Think about it. 25 00:01:02,038 --> 00:01:04,109 I'’ll talk to Coach Hillridge after school. How'’s that? 26 00:01:04,109 --> 00:01:05,352 - That'’s dope. - Yeah! 27 00:01:08,389 --> 00:01:09,563 Great. 28 00:01:09,563 --> 00:01:12,704 ♪ I wanna take you in my arms ♪ 29 00:01:12,704 --> 00:01:15,086 ♪ You'’re taking me ♪ 30 00:01:15,086 --> 00:01:17,122 ♪ To the point of no return ♪ 31 00:01:18,882 --> 00:01:21,713 ♪ Oh oh oh You'’re taking me ♪ 32 00:01:21,713 --> 00:01:23,577 All right. Huddle up. Listen. 33 00:01:23,577 --> 00:01:27,305 You ladies all begged for a female coach this year for Powderpuff. 34 00:01:27,305 --> 00:01:29,410 And since everybody gets what they want these days, 35 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:31,550 give it up for Ms. Sanders. 36 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,690 Hi. Thank you. 37 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:37,453 Unfortunately, I don'’t know all the technical dos and don'’ts of football per se, 38 00:01:37,453 --> 00:01:39,662 so I'’ve brought Coach Hillridge here. 39 00:01:39,662 --> 00:01:41,733 He'’s just gonna assist me on small things. 40 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:44,115 Like, when you catch the ball, which way do you go? 41 00:01:44,115 --> 00:01:46,358 And then why do you ever kick the ball? 42 00:01:46,358 --> 00:01:49,258 That'’s right. Ms. Sanders is your coach today, so just ignore me. 43 00:01:49,258 --> 00:01:53,917 You won'’t notice me at all. I'll just be here teaching her how to teach you how to play football. 44 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:55,678 - That'’s right. - Tell '’em to start running sprints. 45 00:01:55,678 --> 00:01:58,439 Sprints! Come on. 46 00:01:58,439 --> 00:02:00,131 Evan, catch. 47 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,272 Hey, I told your football players 48 00:02:03,272 --> 00:02:05,274 I'’d help them save their Powderpuff performance. 49 00:02:05,274 --> 00:02:08,069 - You'’re trying to cancel that? - You think I wanna cancel Powderpuff? 50 00:02:08,069 --> 00:02:10,071 Why? I love that shit. 51 00:02:10,071 --> 00:02:14,214 Come on. Big football dudes dressed up like cheerleaders. 52 00:02:14,214 --> 00:02:16,768 - Oh! - That'’s the height of comedy, man. Come on. 53 00:02:16,768 --> 00:02:19,011 - God, Gwen. - You gotta take it up with Moretti. 54 00:02:19,011 --> 00:02:20,737 - I'’m taking it up with Moretti. - Catch him. 55 00:02:20,737 --> 00:02:22,429 - What do I do now? - Burpees. 56 00:02:22,429 --> 00:02:24,983 - It'’s time for "blurpees," girls! - Burpees. 57 00:02:24,983 --> 00:02:26,605 - Hey, Grant. - No, Evan! 58 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,573 - Grant. - No, I'’m off the clock. 59 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:30,575 - My car is technically not school grounds. - Listen, 60 00:02:30,575 --> 00:02:32,197 what is this Powderpuff thing? 61 00:02:32,197 --> 00:02:34,234 You'’re canceling this Powderpuff thing? What is this? 62 00:02:34,234 --> 00:02:38,134 We'’re not canceling anything. Nothing is being canceled. 63 00:02:38,134 --> 00:02:40,205 Look, it'’s not-- It'’s being discussed. 64 00:02:40,205 --> 00:02:41,655 It'’s not all of Powderpuff. 65 00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:44,140 It'’s just the-- the boys' cheerleading performance 66 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,315 has become a sort of a hot-button issue, all right? 67 00:02:46,315 --> 00:02:48,662 Just tell the parents to lighten up. 68 00:02:48,662 --> 00:02:50,111 - It'’s not the parents. - What? 69 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:51,734 Not the parents. The parents love it. 70 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:54,978 Big football guys in girls'’ clothes. It'’s funny stuff, Evan. 71 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:58,085 Even I, back in the day, I was in Powderpuff back in the day. 72 00:02:58,085 --> 00:02:59,466 - Really? - Yeah, we had a cheer 73 00:02:59,466 --> 00:03:00,846 about our butts, kicking butts. 74 00:03:00,846 --> 00:03:03,124 That'’s me. I didn't even have to shave my legs. 75 00:03:03,124 --> 00:03:04,678 - You look like Hilary Duff. - Thank you. 76 00:03:04,678 --> 00:03:07,025 If it'’s not the parents, who'’s trying to cancel it? 77 00:03:07,025 --> 00:03:11,857 The students. The LGBTQ IA2S Alliance. 78 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:14,239 That'’s crazy. Why didn'’t they just come talk to me? 79 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:16,207 I helped rhinestone their flag. 80 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:18,312 - They think you'’re homophobic now. - What? Why? 81 00:03:18,312 --> 00:03:20,280 They think that you don'’t believe in lesbians. 82 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,695 Oh, come on. 83 00:03:21,695 --> 00:03:24,525 - That was taken out of context. - What context was it in? 84 00:03:24,525 --> 00:03:27,045 Just I was having a regular conversation with Gwen. 85 00:03:27,045 --> 00:03:29,599 And I was telling her I have a hard time believing that lesbians 86 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:30,980 aren'’t attracted to men. 87 00:03:34,052 --> 00:03:35,329 Okay. So you'’re saying-- 88 00:03:35,329 --> 00:03:37,780 Powderpuff is this old boomer tradition 89 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:39,540 where the boys get to make fun of the girls. 90 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:41,128 And more importantly, 91 00:03:41,128 --> 00:03:44,511 these football players are "gender-switching" as a joke 92 00:03:44,511 --> 00:03:47,824 when there are people in this school who are actually nonbinary or trans. 93 00:03:47,824 --> 00:03:49,274 - And that is not a joke. - Pablo. 94 00:03:50,102 --> 00:03:51,138 Wake up. 95 00:03:51,138 --> 00:03:52,795 Is anybody actually upset about it? 96 00:03:52,795 --> 00:03:55,176 Like, in my experience, if men wanna dress up as women, 97 00:03:55,176 --> 00:03:57,213 - you should just let them. - Let my boys have fun. 98 00:03:57,213 --> 00:03:59,146 I actually love Powderpuff 99 00:03:59,146 --> 00:04:01,321 because the boys have to admit how hard our cheers are. 100 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:03,323 Becca, you literally quit cheerleading. 101 00:04:03,323 --> 00:04:06,464 Yeah, because I literally died for three minutes last year. I went to hell. 102 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:07,741 Stop talking about that. 103 00:04:07,741 --> 00:04:09,743 I'’ve never liked Powderpuff, personally. 104 00:04:09,743 --> 00:04:12,124 - Why, Jeff? - It sickens me. 105 00:04:12,124 --> 00:04:14,506 - The beauty is too intense. - That'’s crazy. 106 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:17,854 Who here is in the LGBTQIA2S Alliance? 107 00:04:17,854 --> 00:04:19,960 Okay. Look, if you guys had come to me, 108 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,927 I would have gently reminded you 109 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:23,929 that while your hearts may be in the right place, 110 00:04:23,929 --> 00:04:27,864 in actuality, you'’re banning a drag performance at a school in the South. 111 00:04:27,864 --> 00:04:30,419 - Ooh! - Stop being a contrarian. 112 00:04:30,419 --> 00:04:32,835 You know, it'’s bullshit that these cool jock kids 113 00:04:32,835 --> 00:04:35,734 get to dress however they want and everybody loves it. 114 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:39,359 They'’re doing it as a joke. It'’s not like real authentic drag. 115 00:04:39,359 --> 00:04:40,946 So, you guys just want the boys 116 00:04:40,946 --> 00:04:43,432 to be authentic and respectful in their performance. 117 00:04:43,432 --> 00:04:44,916 That would make you happy? 118 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:46,297 - Yeah. - Yeah. Sure. 119 00:04:46,297 --> 00:04:48,437 Okay. Good to know. 120 00:04:48,437 --> 00:04:50,818 - Yes, Tiffany. - This is literally book club. 121 00:04:50,818 --> 00:04:52,958 Like, why are we talking about this? 122 00:04:57,618 --> 00:04:59,965 So, when you talk to the boys 123 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:02,761 just, like, keep it base level, keep it easy. 124 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,523 - They'’re new to all this. - All right. I got it. Yeah. 125 00:05:05,523 --> 00:05:07,456 They'’re gonna be maybe shocked. 126 00:05:07,456 --> 00:05:09,596 You still do those, uh, poetry jams? 127 00:05:09,596 --> 00:05:13,289 No, that was just at AandM. I stopped after college. 128 00:05:13,289 --> 00:05:14,842 Oh. I miss those college parties. 129 00:05:14,842 --> 00:05:18,156 I remember you, like, refused to take photos with a digital camera. 130 00:05:18,156 --> 00:05:19,916 You'’d be like, "I only use real film." 131 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,953 - Right. Right. Right. - And you had that mullet. 132 00:05:21,953 --> 00:05:23,886 I'’m much less of a loser now. 133 00:05:23,886 --> 00:05:26,095 - And what do you do here? Oh. - I teach English. 134 00:05:26,095 --> 00:05:27,268 Hey, guys. 135 00:05:27,268 --> 00:05:29,961 Um, I would like to introduce you today 136 00:05:29,961 --> 00:05:31,825 to a very special friend of mine. 137 00:05:31,825 --> 00:05:33,930 This is Shazam. 138 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:36,312 Hello, hello, my little babies. Hello. 139 00:05:36,312 --> 00:05:38,176 Hi, Shazam. Hi. 140 00:05:38,176 --> 00:05:40,143 Shazam was the queen of drag back in college. 141 00:05:40,143 --> 00:05:43,837 And now, she has a long-running show in Austin called Woman of La Mancha. 142 00:05:43,837 --> 00:05:46,598 That actually got canceled. The show is now called Drink Ticket Tuesday. 143 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:48,255 When you are old enough to drink, 144 00:05:48,255 --> 00:05:50,637 maybe you can go check that out, or don'’t tell anybody I said that. 145 00:05:50,637 --> 00:05:52,604 So, are you, like, a dude? 146 00:05:52,604 --> 00:05:54,951 I'’m like a dude. Yeah, I'’m cool like you guys. 147 00:05:54,951 --> 00:05:58,023 I'’m a cool dude. I sit home. I wear tube socks. 148 00:05:58,023 --> 00:06:00,094 I blow my nose. I have hair. 149 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:02,614 But when she'’s dressed like this, she is Shazam. 150 00:06:02,614 --> 00:06:04,236 When I'’m dressed like this, 151 00:06:04,996 --> 00:06:06,377 I'’m your mama. 152 00:06:06,377 --> 00:06:07,516 Okay. 153 00:06:07,516 --> 00:06:09,345 Quick question: Does anybody own a ferret? 154 00:06:09,345 --> 00:06:11,968 - Do they have ferrets? - I'’m just trying to connect with the kids. 155 00:06:11,968 --> 00:06:14,523 - They'’re not eight. - I don'’t know how old they are. 156 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:15,765 Here'’s the deal, guys, 157 00:06:15,765 --> 00:06:17,940 Shazam is gonna teach you guys 158 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:19,873 the proper way to dress like a girl. 159 00:06:19,873 --> 00:06:22,979 The right way. You know, it'’s a little bit like if you'’re gonna drink 160 00:06:22,979 --> 00:06:25,396 or experiment with drugs, I'’d rather you do it in the house. 161 00:06:25,396 --> 00:06:26,845 That'’s not a great example. 162 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,192 But she and I, we'’re gonna be your coaches in this. 163 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:32,403 Them, like, real titties? Or, like, what you got going on? 164 00:06:32,403 --> 00:06:34,888 Honey. No, this is a breastplate. 165 00:06:34,888 --> 00:06:36,683 It looks great, right? Very realistic. 166 00:06:36,683 --> 00:06:38,823 - Yeah, it looks awesome. - We call it a titty bib. 167 00:06:38,823 --> 00:06:40,514 And this is a lace-front wig. 168 00:06:40,514 --> 00:06:42,413 - My mom has that. - Okay. 169 00:06:42,413 --> 00:06:46,037 So, is there, like, a titty bib for your dick too? Or, like, where'’s that at? 170 00:06:46,037 --> 00:06:47,901 Yes, I am tucked. 171 00:06:47,901 --> 00:06:51,698 - It'’s like a jockstrap or like a cup. - It just kind of... 172 00:06:51,698 --> 00:06:53,493 Does it pop in? - Yeah, I tie it 173 00:06:53,493 --> 00:06:56,357 on the end of a ping-pong ball and shove it up my ass. 174 00:06:56,357 --> 00:06:58,049 Don'’t laugh. That's rude. 175 00:06:58,049 --> 00:07:00,983 Yeah. No, no. You guys can laugh. This is what I'’m saying. 176 00:07:00,983 --> 00:07:03,468 Shazam is very funny. Drag can be very funny. 177 00:07:03,468 --> 00:07:07,196 So, if you guys, for this Powderpuff performance, instead of doing joke drag 178 00:07:07,196 --> 00:07:09,198 or half drag or just the cheerleading outfits, 179 00:07:09,198 --> 00:07:11,614 if you just do authentic, real drag like this, 180 00:07:11,614 --> 00:07:14,099 then the LGBTQ Alliance cannot be upset. 181 00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:17,827 So, you want us dress like this? 182 00:07:17,827 --> 00:07:21,486 Oh, honey. I don'’t think you have the balls to dress like this. 183 00:07:21,486 --> 00:07:22,936 - Ooh! - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 184 00:07:22,936 --> 00:07:25,214 And that-- This is good. This is the thing. 185 00:07:25,214 --> 00:07:27,319 She just read you, and you can read her back and-- 186 00:07:27,319 --> 00:07:29,770 - And I'’m an accelerated reader, Tray. - Damn. 187 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:32,532 Drag is about self-expression. About being larger than life. 188 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:36,397 Shazam used to have a motto in college, used to say, "We don'’t mark it, baby"-- 189 00:07:36,397 --> 00:07:38,227 - We do everything full-out. -"We go full-out." 190 00:07:38,227 --> 00:07:39,573 - What is "mark it"? - It'’s like-- 191 00:07:39,573 --> 00:07:41,644 - When you don'’t go all the way on something. - Yeah, 192 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:44,198 it'’s like, one, two, three, four. 193 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:46,304 You know, you wanna be like-- 194 00:07:46,304 --> 00:07:47,961 Like when you don'’t hustle in football. 195 00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:49,307 Oh. Okay. 196 00:07:49,307 --> 00:07:52,724 We'’re gonna go all out. You guys on board? Maybe? 197 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:54,346 Mmm... 198 00:07:55,347 --> 00:07:56,866 Fuck it. 199 00:07:56,866 --> 00:07:59,420 It'’s my senior year. Let'’s get it for Coach Shazam. 200 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:01,284 - Yeah! - Let'’s go. 201 00:08:01,284 --> 00:08:02,665 - Whoo! - Yeah! 202 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,460 - Coach Shazam. - Coach. Yeah. 203 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:05,875 Okay. Uh-- Oh-- 204 00:08:09,016 --> 00:08:10,155 Sarah, you hold the ball, 205 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:11,605 you'’re gonna hike it to-- 206 00:08:11,605 --> 00:08:12,813 - To who? - To the quarterback. 207 00:08:12,813 --> 00:08:14,781 To the quarterback. Yes, amazing. Great. 208 00:08:14,781 --> 00:08:18,025 Once you catch it, you'’re just gonna throw it to-- Who? 209 00:08:18,025 --> 00:08:20,131 To the receiver. Ella, catch it. 210 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:21,995 Yes, I love this! 211 00:08:21,995 --> 00:08:23,583 Okay. So, once you catch it-- 212 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:25,205 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah, ah! 213 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,001 I know this. You guys are all gonna tackle her, okay? 214 00:08:28,001 --> 00:08:29,658 - You'’re gonna get her. - Wait, are-- 215 00:08:29,658 --> 00:08:31,625 Put your body into her! Chest forward! 216 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,524 - Wait. - Wait, aren'’t we playing flag football? 217 00:08:33,524 --> 00:08:35,249 - Yes. Yes. - No. What? 218 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,389 - Flag football. - No. Why wouldn'’t they play tackle football? 219 00:08:37,389 --> 00:08:39,288 So they don'’t injure themselves 220 00:08:39,288 --> 00:08:41,255 - or each other. - Are you kidding? 221 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:43,292 - No. - I mean, God, here we go. 222 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:46,640 Girls aren'’t allowed to hurt anyone. This is why we get kidnapped. 223 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,299 Someone says, "Get in my car," we go along with it 224 00:08:50,299 --> 00:08:53,371 '’cause we don't wanna hurt their feelings, and it turns out to be the killer. 225 00:08:53,371 --> 00:08:56,512 This is a football field. It'’s a game. We're not worried about killers. 226 00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:57,824 - You'’re not. - Excuse me? 227 00:08:57,824 --> 00:08:59,964 Coach Hillridge, you can walk to your car alone at night 228 00:08:59,964 --> 00:09:01,690 without thinking that someone'’s gonna kill you. 229 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:03,657 You can walk alone to your car tonight as well. 230 00:09:03,657 --> 00:09:05,935 - Just don'’t park in a shit neighborhood. - Okay, okay. 231 00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:07,868 - You'’re kidding, right? - I'’m not. 232 00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:09,594 I'’m a 110-pound girl. 233 00:09:09,594 --> 00:09:12,217 - The whole world is a bad neighborhood to me. - That part. 234 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:15,151 You know what? I don'’t think you know what it'’s like to be a woman. 235 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:18,327 - That'’s not the point. - Your biggest fear is getting made fun of. 236 00:09:18,327 --> 00:09:20,398 - Our biggest fear is getting raped and killed. - Whoa! 237 00:09:20,398 --> 00:09:22,814 Whoa, whoa. The girls do not need to hear about this. 238 00:09:22,814 --> 00:09:24,609 They hear about this all the time. 239 00:09:24,609 --> 00:09:27,474 When I toured Texas State, this is, like, all they talked about. 240 00:09:27,474 --> 00:09:29,545 Did they show you where all those emergency poles are 241 00:09:29,545 --> 00:09:31,823 - in case you'’re getting serial killed at college? - Yeah, they had to. 242 00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:33,929 - Exactly. - Okay. First and foremost, 243 00:09:33,929 --> 00:09:36,207 we'’re not talking about getting serial killed at college. 244 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:38,347 This is Powderpuff. This is fun, okay? 245 00:09:38,347 --> 00:09:41,419 How do you expect them to defend themselves on the field... 246 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:44,387 - Mmm. - ...if they can'’t defend themselves out in the world? 247 00:09:44,387 --> 00:09:47,252 How are they gonna defend themselves against someone like the Highway Killer? 248 00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:49,254 - Oh, my God. - Who'’s the Highway Killer? 249 00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:52,913 The podcast. The Highway Killer: Murder at the Speed of Death. 250 00:09:52,913 --> 00:09:54,190 Yeah. It'’s really good. 251 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,089 - The chemistry between the two of them. - Yeah. 252 00:09:56,089 --> 00:09:58,436 - The way they'’re making each other laugh. - I know. 253 00:09:58,436 --> 00:10:00,162 What'’s it called? The Highway Killer. 254 00:10:00,162 --> 00:10:04,062 Okay, wait-- Yeah, I'’ll give it a go. Why not? 302 episodes. 255 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,236 By the way, routes. 256 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:08,135 Oh, yeah. Run routes, guys. Get it. 257 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,448 I asked you not to get involved. 258 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:12,553 Grant, if you'’re teaching somebody to play piano, 259 00:10:12,553 --> 00:10:13,624 who do you get to help them? 260 00:10:13,624 --> 00:10:14,866 A piano teacher. 261 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,454 If you'’re teaching guys to dress up like girls-- 262 00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:18,214 I'’m getting calls from the parents. 263 00:10:18,214 --> 00:10:19,457 I don'’t know who this person is. 264 00:10:19,457 --> 00:10:21,390 She could be a lunatic. She could be a criminal. 265 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:24,186 Because she happens to be a drag queen, she'’s a lunatic and a criminal? 266 00:10:24,186 --> 00:10:26,153 - Are you hearing yourself? - That'’s not what I mean. 267 00:10:26,153 --> 00:10:28,984 You can'’t bring in strangers to teach at the school. You can'’t do that. 268 00:10:28,984 --> 00:10:32,090 I was trying to satisfy the LGBTQIA2S Alliance. 269 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,817 Why? Why succumb to the whims of these four gay kids? 270 00:10:34,817 --> 00:10:37,855 - I never said that. - There'’s at least eight of them, right? 271 00:10:37,855 --> 00:10:39,339 You just listen to them complain. 272 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,237 You don'’t have to do anything about their problems. 273 00:10:41,237 --> 00:10:44,240 - I thought their concerns were valid. - Valid? Here'’s what's valid. 274 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,277 Those football players'’ parents are gonna be there. 275 00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:49,418 Superintendent Boone will be there. And this is what they'’re expecting to see. 276 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:51,144 - What is this? - I'’ll read along, all right? 277 00:10:51,144 --> 00:10:55,458 "Appropriate and approved attire for the Powderpuff halftime performance: 278 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,013 - hair ties, face glitter, nail polish... - Polish. 279 00:10:58,013 --> 00:11:00,325 ...cheerleading outfits." This is ridiculous. 280 00:11:00,325 --> 00:11:03,259 It needs to be cute. It needs to be fun. Everybody'’s gonna be happy. 281 00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:05,434 We'’re gonna have a great time. No one gets fired. 282 00:11:05,434 --> 00:11:07,678 Think of your job, Evan. Think of your job. 283 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,439 So, ladies, you got these flags. 284 00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:12,027 If someone'’s trying to get your flag, 285 00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:13,684 I'’m thinking it's a lot of this. 286 00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:16,410 It'’s in the hips. Try it. If someone'’s trying to get you 287 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,792 - and you'’re juking-- - Stop. Stop what you'’re doing. Stop. 288 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:21,933 I listened to, like, eight episodes of that podcast you told me about, 289 00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:24,591 and I couldn'’t care less about y'’all running plays, 290 00:11:24,591 --> 00:11:26,455 running out routes, in routes, posts. 291 00:11:26,455 --> 00:11:28,146 I care more about you 292 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,839 not ending up in tiny little pieces in someone'’s freezer. 293 00:11:30,839 --> 00:11:34,705 We need to forget about football and teach these girls self-defense. 294 00:11:34,705 --> 00:11:36,948 - Wow, Markie. - Yeah. Looks like I'’m a feminist now. 295 00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:38,122 You'’re a feminist? 296 00:11:38,122 --> 00:11:39,986 Only when it comes to female violence. 297 00:11:39,986 --> 00:11:42,954 I still feel the same way about equal pay. Some people just work harder. 298 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:44,749 I mean, show me a woman who'’s a CEO. 299 00:11:44,749 --> 00:11:46,130 Elizabeth Holmes. 300 00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:52,584 Okay, we are doing female self-defense 101, right now. 301 00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:53,965 I just want to play football. 302 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,829 - Then you can leave. - Fuck out of here. 303 00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:59,143 Guys, I hate to break it to you. We got some bad news. 304 00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:01,801 I got this email from the school board. 305 00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:05,045 This is a list of things that have been approved 306 00:12:05,045 --> 00:12:07,047 for the boys'’ Powderpuff performance. 307 00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:10,775 Needless to say, the things we'’ve been doing in here are not on this list, 308 00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:13,157 - and they wanna kick Shazam out. - What? 309 00:12:13,157 --> 00:12:15,331 First my sister'’s baby shower, now this. 310 00:12:15,331 --> 00:12:16,850 You guys want me to read this list? 311 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,645 - Hell no. - No. Nah. 312 00:12:18,645 --> 00:12:20,440 Okay. Why don'’t I just... 313 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,684 Mmm... - Yeah. 314 00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,137 Whose house? - Our house! 315 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,483 - Whose house? - Our house! 316 00:12:32,038 --> 00:12:33,073 It'’s our house! 317 00:12:33,073 --> 00:12:34,557 These will fit better 318 00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:36,663 if you really just, like, stretch it. 319 00:12:36,663 --> 00:12:39,700 Love. And then this. There we go. 320 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,875 - Yeah! - It'’s actually a bra, 321 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:44,705 but I wear mine as a sleep mask when I fly coach. 322 00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:47,260 Okay, Coach Hillridge, you'’re walking to your car alone at night. 323 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:48,606 - Where are your keys? - Front pocket. 324 00:12:48,606 --> 00:12:50,263 Wrong. Attacker, boom, you'’re dead. 325 00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:53,576 Take your keys, put '’em right between your fingers like Wolverine. 326 00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:54,923 It'’s gonna get him good. 327 00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:56,269 What kind of girls you run with 328 00:12:56,269 --> 00:12:57,615 that you'’ve never seen a bra? 329 00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:02,309 Step together, step together, step together. 330 00:13:03,932 --> 00:13:08,005 Come on, boys. A little more sashay, a little less shantay. 331 00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:10,801 Do you see the way she just did this? She was like... 332 00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:13,873 You know what I mean? That is, what do we call it? Marking it. She was marking it. 333 00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:16,220 You'’re a beautiful single female. There'’s a note on your car. 334 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,084 Probably from an admirer. Let'’s see what it's about. 335 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,569 Distraction means death. You'’re done. 336 00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:22,364 Ah... 337 00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:23,779 Sway. Sway. 338 00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:24,849 Will you marry me? 339 00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:25,954 Yes, of course. 340 00:13:25,954 --> 00:13:27,300 Boom, you'’re dead. 341 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,233 Your husband'’s the most likely person to kill you. 342 00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,924 Let me see the hands like this. 343 00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:33,444 We saw a nipple. Now we'’ve been disqualified. 344 00:13:33,444 --> 00:13:35,170 Killer'’s dead. Check the pulse. 345 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,103 He tricked you, now you'’re dead. 346 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,242 Ah, ah, ah. 347 00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:41,003 Okay. Can I see you try that? Yes. 348 00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,349 You'’re dead so is your family. 349 00:13:42,349 --> 00:13:44,144 Boom. You'’re dead. Boom! You'’re dead. 350 00:13:45,939 --> 00:13:49,184 Ah. Ah. Ah! 351 00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:50,841 Ah. Ah. 352 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,120 Ah. 353 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,363 Evan, I think they'’re ready. 354 00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,987 Markie, seriously, you'’ve done such a good job today. 355 00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:00,920 - I'’m so proud of you. - My eyes are open. 356 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,680 - I'’ve learned a lot, you know. - Thank you. 357 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,199 - Hey. - Give me a little hug. 358 00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:05,959 - My buddy. - Indeed. 359 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,685 Chloroform. Boom, he'’s dead. 360 00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:10,067 Okay, then you all get in a line and then I come out, 361 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,517 and then I hit the audience with a huge death drop, right? 362 00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:15,451 So, it'’s like left leg out, right leg back, bam! 363 00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:19,662 I don'’t know. I think it might be better to just leave the drag performing to the kids. 364 00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:22,493 No, Mr. Marquez. We want Shazam until the very end. 365 00:14:22,493 --> 00:14:24,357 She steps our pussy up. 366 00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:27,498 Okay. If you guys want Shazam to do a death drop, 367 00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:29,914 Shazam can do a death drop at the end of the performance. 368 00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:31,674 Brayden, you wanna count us out? 369 00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:34,022 Full-out on three. One, two, three! 370 00:14:34,022 --> 00:14:35,713 - Full-out! - Full-out! 371 00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:37,266 Let'’s go, bitches. 372 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,683 Uh, same time tomorrow, guys. 373 00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:42,099 Good hustle. 374 00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:43,928 I think we'’re doing a really good thing here. 375 00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:47,173 - Me too. - Is this your iPhone charger? 376 00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,726 - No, I don'’t think so. - Okay. 377 00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:51,763 Well, I'’m gonna go to the bathroom, because I need to untuck. 378 00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:53,662 Mama is in pain. 379 00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:55,215 Okay. Take all the time you need. 380 00:14:55,215 --> 00:14:57,493 If you see a bald guy who looks like he'’s gonna kill himself, 381 00:14:57,493 --> 00:14:58,563 that'’s the principal. 382 00:14:58,563 --> 00:14:59,840 Just walk the other way. 383 00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:07,676 Keith, you left your duffel bag. 384 00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:10,023 This thing is getting heavier and heavier. 385 00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:11,197 What do you keep in there? 386 00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:13,578 - It'’s fucking wigs, man. - What is this? 387 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,408 - Some wigs. - What'’s in your trunk? 388 00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:21,586 You'’re stealing from the school? 389 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,450 No, this is stuff I'’ve owned before. 390 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:27,075 Stuff you'’ve owned before. What does that even mean? 391 00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:29,629 Oh, my God. What is in this? 392 00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:33,944 Ferret food from Miss Mallory'’s class? 393 00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:36,429 I have children to feed, Evan. Okay? 394 00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:38,534 You feed your children ferret food? 395 00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:41,434 My ferrets are my kids, Evan. I don'’t have a school full of '’em. 396 00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,160 We have to get this fucking stuff back inside. 397 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,747 - Which stuff? - All of it. 398 00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:46,887 - I'’ll help. - No, you can'’t help. 399 00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:48,717 You'’re a fucking thief. Do you understand? 400 00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:51,513 I vouched for you with the principal. I should call the cops right now. 401 00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:54,550 Oh, the principal? God, you used to be so punk rock, man. 402 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,758 I don'’t know. You changed. 403 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,760 You are so fucked up. 404 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,108 Anyway, I'’ll see you at rehearsal. 405 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,213 No, you won'’t because you'’re-- you're fired. 406 00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:05,078 People are obsessed with saying that to me. 407 00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:07,874 - We need those printers. - Peace out, Evan. 408 00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:11,257 People have to print things at this school. 409 00:16:11,257 --> 00:16:14,432 Thank God you can'’t fit a fucking copy machine in that trunk. 410 00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:18,298 "Ten printers, laser and inkjet." 411 00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:21,267 "Five laptops, framed picture of me." Hmm? 412 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:25,581 "An American flag, an abacus, 45 pounds of ferret food, 413 00:16:25,581 --> 00:16:27,238 iPhone chargers, 20 to 30 iPhone"-- 414 00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:28,895 No one can find their iPhone chargers. 415 00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:31,139 Oh, and a student lent Shazam $300. 416 00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:34,073 Well, they'’re not getting it back. 417 00:16:34,073 --> 00:16:37,283 Look, there was no way of knowing, really, that she was-- 418 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:38,560 No, there'’s no way of knowing? 419 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,148 Your friend Keith has a record, Evan. 420 00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:42,046 - We'’re talking grand larceny here. - Right. 421 00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:44,152 A criminal drag queen was brought into the school. 422 00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:47,189 You basically conjured a conservative talking point out of thin air. 423 00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:50,848 Did you not even think to check his-- her background? 424 00:16:50,848 --> 00:16:52,643 No, this was an old friend. I-- 425 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,542 No, no, because you were so consumed with your little mission, right? 426 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,337 Okay, well, congratulations, Evan. 427 00:16:57,337 --> 00:16:59,684 Congratulations. You-- You-- You succeeded. 428 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,170 Oh, God. 429 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:05,173 I am canceling the Powderpuff boys'’ performance. 430 00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:06,829 - Why? - A three-minute skit 431 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,279 isn'’t worth the hassle. 432 00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,522 It'’s already too much. 433 00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:11,593 I'’m getting texts from the LGTBQ kids. 434 00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:13,664 I don'’t even know how they got my personal phone number. 435 00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:16,701 And with Superintendent Boone being there, no, no, no, no, no. 436 00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:19,221 Do you understand how big this issue is? 437 00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,121 This isn'’t just about a little skit at a football game. 438 00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:23,570 This is about drag. 439 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:26,332 Yeah, you-- you made it about drag. 440 00:17:31,061 --> 00:17:32,441 Purr. 441 00:17:32,441 --> 00:17:33,925 Wait. So she had a record? 442 00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:37,032 Yeah. I mean, you can just never predict that someone has 443 00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:40,725 three DUIs and is permanently banned from the Austin Zoo. 444 00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:42,210 - We gotta go there. - We do. 445 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,728 We'’ve got to go there. Don'’t forget that. 446 00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,178 The point is, I didn'’t know. 447 00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:46,904 It'’s awful that it's over, you know. 448 00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:48,664 It'’s just, like, it'’s over. It's over. 449 00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:50,563 I guess the girls'’ football game will be fun. 450 00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:52,910 Yeah. I don'’t know how much football they learned, 451 00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:55,947 but they'’re not gonna get killed at a highway rest stop. 452 00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:57,294 I can guarantee it. 453 00:17:57,294 --> 00:17:58,847 I think I'’m not gonna go to the game-- 454 00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:00,745 You gotta come to the football game. 455 00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:03,162 I don'’t know. It's so sad now. 456 00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:05,716 It would mean a lot to me that you come and you'’re just in the stand. 457 00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:07,338 - I worked really hard. - Yeah. 458 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:09,202 You can bring a book and just, like, chill. 459 00:18:09,202 --> 00:18:10,859 - Yeah, I'’ll go. - Thank you. 460 00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:11,929 Goddamn it! 461 00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,172 Is that Nick out there? 462 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,690 Yeah, he'’s working on the pool. 463 00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:17,590 What is he doing again? He'’s building a pool by hand? 464 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:20,558 We'’re, like, basically saving so much money because he doesn'’t need bulldozers. 465 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,734 He doesn'’t need people. He just needs himself and shovels and all that stuff-- 466 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,701 That sounds so crazy. 467 00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:27,979 No, it'’s just concrete and digging, I think. 468 00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:31,121 And then, once it'’s done, it'’s gonna get listed on Swimply. 469 00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:32,950 What'’s the word that you'’re saying? 470 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,539 Swimply'’s an app where you list your pool and your backyard 471 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:39,612 and you rent it for hours to people, strangers, and they pay you. 472 00:18:39,612 --> 00:18:41,372 - While you'’re home? - While we'’re home, 473 00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:43,926 and then you charge more if they come in and use your bathroom. 474 00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,342 Well, good for you. 475 00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:46,860 I'’ll get him to explain it to you. Nick! 476 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,448 - You don'’t need to get him-- - No, no. Nick! 477 00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:50,105 You don'’t have to come! You do-- 478 00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:52,176 Hey, Nick. Hey. 479 00:18:52,176 --> 00:18:54,109 Hi. - Hey, babe. What'’s up? 480 00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:57,112 - I was just bragging about the pool. - Yeah. Yeah. 481 00:18:57,112 --> 00:19:01,289 I mean, look, it'’s like nobody in this neighborhood is on Swimply. 482 00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:03,601 They have pools, but they'’re not on the app. 483 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,224 But I was at Trader Joe'’s the other day, 484 00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:07,502 and I think my neighbor heard me talking to you about it, 485 00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:08,848 so this is like a rushed dig. 486 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,229 It'’s gonna be a rushed dig. 487 00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:12,645 All right. Well, I support that. 488 00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:14,267 I think it'’s cool. I think it'’s inspiring. 489 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:16,096 It'’s so much fun. I gotta get back outside. 490 00:19:16,096 --> 00:19:17,270 Okay, bye. 491 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,307 My little pool man. 492 00:19:19,307 --> 00:19:21,481 Nice to see you. Good to see you, Evan. 493 00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:23,034 You guys are so cute. 494 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:24,622 It'’s so good that he has this though 495 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,003 '’cause he needs to be distracted, 496 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:28,833 '’cause the looking for a job thing was a lot. 497 00:19:37,048 --> 00:19:38,395 Get the fuck back! 498 00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:41,639 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. Yes. 499 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,538 - Do we get points for that? - We do. We do. 500 00:19:43,538 --> 00:19:45,125 Go for one! Yeah! 501 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,955 - Oh, God. - Yeah. Yeah. 502 00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:48,336 Evan. 503 00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:50,269 Oh, hey. - Hey. 504 00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:52,443 How'’s it going? - Good, and you? Good to see you. 505 00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:56,275 Hey, do you know anybody who has, like, 20 printers I could use? 506 00:19:57,759 --> 00:19:58,967 That'’s funny. 507 00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,279 Hey, hey, hey. 508 00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:02,281 Oh. This is Superintendent Boone. 509 00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:04,766 This is our college counselor, Rick. 510 00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,319 It'’s a pleasure to meet you, Rick. 511 00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:08,873 As long as you don'’t ask me for a raise, that is. 512 00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:14,638 Actually, if I can grab five to chat about that with you, that would be sick. 513 00:20:14,638 --> 00:20:17,019 Maybe we hit up Ruth'’s Chris, fellas? 514 00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:21,058 All right, whatever. I'’m gonna head home. 515 00:20:21,058 --> 00:20:22,887 - Nice to see you. - Yeah? You'’re out? 516 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:24,372 - Yeah. - Okay. 517 00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,995 Oh. What'’s happening here? 518 00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,830 - Evan, what the hell is going on? - They did this themselves. 519 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:37,039 I did-- Was not involved with this. 520 00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,972 Hey, yo, let me ask you something. 521 00:20:39,594 --> 00:20:40,595 Do we offend you? 522 00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:43,183 Someone taught us something. 523 00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:45,945 That even if things don'’t go your way or work out, 524 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,912 we don'’t mark it. 525 00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:50,087 We go full-out, baby. 526 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,159 Thank you, Coach Marquez. 527 00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,541 And even if you don'’t understand what I'’m talking about, 528 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,612 then you about to learn. 529 00:20:57,612 --> 00:20:59,683 - You bitches ready? - Ready! 530 00:20:59,683 --> 00:21:01,788 One, two, three, four. 531 00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:21,601 ♪ You run, run, run away ♪ 532 00:21:21,601 --> 00:21:24,328 ♪ It'’s your heart That you betray ♪ 533 00:21:26,399 --> 00:21:27,607 Yes! 534 00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:33,337 Marquez! Markie, control your players! 535 00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:35,788 Who do you think gave them the keys to the cart? 536 00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:38,100 Let the girls dance. 537 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,344 - Whoo! - Hell yeah, Markie! 538 00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:43,140 Hey, man. Powderpuff is tradition. 539 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:44,659 ♪ ...your heart'’s still wild ♪ 540 00:21:44,659 --> 00:21:47,420 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 541 00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,077 - ♪ Bang, bang ♪ - Whoo! 542 00:21:49,077 --> 00:21:50,389 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 543 00:21:50,389 --> 00:21:52,218 Yo, yo, yo. It'’s time for the death drop. 544 00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:53,288 You'’re in! 545 00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:56,222 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 546 00:21:56,222 --> 00:21:57,706 ♪ And heart-to-heart You'’ll win ♪ 547 00:21:57,706 --> 00:22:00,088 Yeah! 548 00:22:00,088 --> 00:22:02,332 ♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪ 549 00:22:10,098 --> 00:22:13,101 ♪ If you survive ♪ 550 00:22:13,101 --> 00:22:16,449 Yeah! 551 00:22:16,449 --> 00:22:19,349 I am so sorry. I did not expect this to happen. 552 00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:21,627 Are you kidding? 553 00:22:21,627 --> 00:22:24,112 It was funny as hell. 554 00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:28,841 Back in my day when we did Powderpuff, they told us to go whole hog. 555 00:22:28,841 --> 00:22:33,052 That was whole hog and an extra ham hock for good measure. 556 00:22:48,585 --> 00:22:53,659 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 557 00:22:53,659 --> 00:22:55,557 They actually fucking did it. 558 00:22:57,214 --> 00:22:58,284 Work. 559 00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:00,286 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 560 00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:03,807 ♪ And heart-to-heart You'’ll win ♪ 561 00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:07,017 ♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪ 562 00:23:07,017 --> 00:23:10,503 ♪ If you survive ♪ 563 00:23:10,503 --> 00:23:12,298 ♪ The warrior ♪ 564 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,612 ♪ The warrior ♪ 565 00:23:15,612 --> 00:23:18,546 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 566 00:23:18,546 --> 00:23:20,168 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 567 00:23:20,168 --> 00:23:23,516 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 568 00:23:23,516 --> 00:23:26,381 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 569 00:23:26,381 --> 00:23:27,831 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 570 00:23:27,831 --> 00:23:31,213 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 571 00:23:31,213 --> 00:23:34,113 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 572 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,597 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 573 00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:38,255 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 574 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,673 ♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪ 575 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:47,057 ♪ And victory is mine ♪ 576 00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:48,507 ♪ Shootin'’ at the walls ♪ 577 00:23:48,507 --> 00:23:50,094 ♪ The warrior ♪ 578 00:23:51,406 --> 00:23:54,409 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 579 00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:57,136 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache...♪